#reverse hipster

[ingravinoveritas]

Video of Michael listening to David's eulogy on the WTAWTAW podcast. The way he is blushing and laughing with his whole body is everything...

[shananigans-posting]

The Reverse Omens fanart possibilities from this image requires talent beyond me. But a PWP fanfic is not.

[snowstories]

The problem with BOTW is that it's obnoxiously popular in the LOZ fandom to the detriment of other games but also unfortunately it's genuinely really really fun to write fanfic for.

[sas-afras]

im truly genuinely so happy for everyone having fun with the prime show, even though i have the tags blacklisted out the ass and half my dashboard is unusable

ill probably watch it in like 2-3 years when the hype dies down and cant benefit amazon anymore <3

[inwhichiramble]

Finally hopping on the bandwagon… but to keep it on brand we’re doing

[ingravinoveritas]

My brain so immediately turned this into "David would fold himself in half" and honestly I'm not sure I am wrong...

michael sheen would pause the good omens 3 sex scene to argue with the intimacy coordinator

[ingravinoveritas]

irvinis replied to your post "Among other things...”

@ingravinoveritas Don't you think Michael had time to imagine for a second that this was really an epitaph and David had to say it (regardless of the context in which it was all presented as a joke)? The moment he wipes away his tears. Apparently, this is something very British, but at Michael’s age, after Covid... I don’t think such thoughts did not occur to him.

@irvinis Oh, absolutely. I think it definitely was that very British thing of feeling a lot of powerful emotions and trying to deflect from them with humor. I also wouldn't be surprised if this made Michael think of when he was in New York and very sick with Covid in 2021 and David was checking in on him on a daily basis. Or maybe much more recently, when Michael was ill at the beginning of March and missed several performances of Nye. With Michael being in London, it could be that David was checking in on him again, but this time in person. Bringing Michael tea, or rubbing his shoulders, or sitting close to him in bed and reading as he drifts off to sleep.

I feel like these are the moments that would bring that tear to Michael's eye. The moments that make you think about mortality and who you want there with you when things get really hard. And a eulogy is meant to be delivered by a loved one--someone you're close with, someone who could easily speak for you. Someone who knew you the best. And Michael chose David to be that person.

So yes, I think Michael's tears here were bittersweet. Mostly humor, but with just a tinge of sadness mixed in. And the comfort of knowing that he would never have to worry about a eulogy as long as David was the one giving it...

[gaywineauntsstuff]

Me: I really like dc canon and frankly I think that fanon flanderizes the characters to the point where they are unrecognizable

Also me: Dick and Jason are drinking buddies,

Tim has put kon, Bernard and Steph in a gc called “the roster” and dipped.

Dick is not allowed to meet Barbara’s friends bc they all like him too much and then it’s rlly hard to bitch about him. (This is actually kinda canon thank u Dinah lance in birds of pray lmao)

The reverse of this is also true but for Dicks exes and Barbara like they get along TOO well.

Babs and Kori are friends.

Babs and Donna are sworn enemies. (Mutual)

Dick gets a different signature food with each of his siblings except Steph cuz they get smoothies. 

Dick keeps trying to get Steph and Donna to meet up but Everytime he tries Gotham gets blown up

Damian refuses to sneak pets in a trench coat bc it’s bad for them to be squished.

Duke is the only bat who knows about the mpreg joker story

Tim and Jason’s only texts to each other are “help” or “you lil shit what did you do!!?!”

Tim, Jason, Cass and Duke all like the discowing suit

Steph and Damian hate it

Damian says he’s spending the weekend not with his dad and everyone assumes Bruce and talia are trying split custody but he needs to bitch about Bruce so he goes to bludhaven

Donna and Dick get drunk together and get progressively more and more sappy about how they should move in together and how much they love each other, you’re amazing no you’re amazing.

Roy and Dick are besties who text like a divorced couple trying to coparent

Dicks exes are in a discord server called “raw. next question” and they have channels called “red heads only” “also dated his brother” “tried to kill him” etc

The redheads don’t have names in this discord “redhead 1” “red head 2” “redhead 3” and so on

They also don’t discuss dick in this server at all

Bruce calls dick for ideas about the Brucie Wayne persona and also when he just doesn’t get why people are mad at him.

Dick calls wally for help with menial tasks

Tim is a big big big fan of THC (same)

Dick goes to raves

Jason is actually the DARE Robin

An image of Dick at a rave went viral on Twitter and Bruce had a mental breakdown so did Jason

Stephanie will never ask Bruce for anything but she buys a 10$ coffee every morning on his card bc of that video of people saying young people can’t buy houses bc of Starbucks and avocado toast.

Jason has a video of 19 yr old Dick spitting at a police officer and he sent it on the family gc when he found out dick went undercover as a cop. It is one of 5 messages he has sent.

Everyone of the Bats is some shade of bisexual

Dicks house is the defacto Bruce is being a lil bitch for the bats and literally everyone who is affiliated with Bruce as long as you bring liquor you’re welcome

Garth and Dick watch sad movies together

Tim and Bruce watch all the bond films together

Damian and Dick watch bird documentaries together

Jason doesn’t watch tv bc he’s a secret hipster (he doesn’t have a tv they keep blowing up.)

Linda has absolutely asked Dick to swing with her and Wally and Dick told Wally about this and Wally’s only reaction was…”soooo is that a yesss or a no?”

The fab 5 titans all hate each others exes, refuse to acknowledge any guilt their friend had in the matter , and will absolutely pretend none of them have dated (they have all dated)

Bruce is in absolute denial that his children date. Like he knows dick has dated people but he assumes that it is kindergarten dating “ah dick spent the night at Barbara’s they must really like holding hands” “Bernard and Tim are moving so fast I mean I saw one of them kiss the other on the cheek??” Meanwhile he has traumatized all robins to ever Robin bc him and Selina Kyle can’t keep their hands right themselves

Also me: cognitive dissonance thank you for your service

Dick has like 25million ig followers, donna does his photos

Tim has a very popular shitpost account on Twitter from his pre Robin days that has statements like “if i was Batman I would simply barricade Arkham” and “stalking Nightwing rn we are up to 120 flips and 30 quips…. There is no else here”

[txttletale]

reverse unpopular opinion: Taylor Swift

it's easy to be a contrarian and say all her music sucks but im going to be brave and risk alienating all the try hard hipsters who hate everything popular to say that "fuck like a mountain rat" is already a modern classic

[pumperpup]

In the heart of the metropolis, where the streets buzzed with the eclectic energy of its inhabitants, Elliot, a young man of distinctive taste and a penchant for the unconventional, embarked on a quest that would etch an unforgettable chapter in his life's narrative. Known for his love of vintage vinyl and the art of coffee brewing, Elliot was the epitome of urban hipster sophistication. His journey into the unknown commenced with the discovery of the Moonlight Diet, a regimen shrouded in mystique, promising not just weight loss but a transformation of the self.

As the moon waxed and waned, so did Elliot's enthusiasm for his nocturnal feasts. Under the luminescence of the celestial orb, he dined on a cornucopia of exotic fruits and rarefied edibles, each bite an ode to the night. Initially, the changes were subtle: a lightness of being, a newfound vigor. But as the nights unfurled, a more tangible metamorphosis took root.

Elliot's belly, once flat and unassuming, began to burgeon. It swelled like a balloon on the cusp of flight, stretching his flannel shirts to their limits. The transformation was both bewildering and mesmerizing. His midsection took on a life of its own, a spherical monument to the moon's enigmatic power. It jiggled with a peculiar grace, a soft, pillowy expanse that elicited a mixture of awe and consternation in those who beheld it.

The sensation of his expanding girth was peculiar; it was as if he carried the moon's essence within him, a constant, gentle weight that nudged him towards an understanding of the universe's mysteries. Each step he took was a dance with gravity, a negotiation with the newfound corpulence that marked him as a disciple of the night's shadowy diet.

Embarking on a quest for answers, Elliot sought the counsel of a wise nutritionist, whose laughter at his tale echoed the whimsy of his predicament. She explained the folly of his ways, how the disruption of natural rhythms and the allure of moonlit enchantments had led to his remarkable transformation.

Yet, despite the wisdom imparted, Elliot's belly refused to concede to the realms of normalcy. Instead, it continued its celestial expansion, growing to sizes beyond what was typically possible, a phenomenon that defied the laws of physics and biology. Elliot's silhouette became a legend in itself, a living testament to the night sky's boundless influence. His belly, now a marvel of the modern world, shone with a luminescence reminiscent of the very moonlight that had begotten its growth.

Far from seeking to reverse this unparalleled transformation, Elliot embraced his unique condition. He became a symbol of the extraordinary, a beacon for those drawn to the mysteries of the universe. Crowds would gather to witness the man whose belly had transcended human limitations, each viewing a reminder that the world was filled with wonders far beyond our understanding.

In this new chapter of his life, Elliot navigated his existence with a buoyancy both literal and metaphorical. His story, a blend of curiosity, adventure, and the sheer unpredictability of life, echoed through the streets of the city, a tale not of caution but of embracing the unknown with an open heart and an unyielding spirit. Elliot, and his ever-expanding belly, became a legend, a mythic figure dancing in the moonlight, forever a part of the celestial tapestry that had so dramatically reshaped his destiny.

[nenoname]

the realisation that ford's dream hipster dream basically described what happened during the portal incident to a t but with reversed roles

"it grabbed him and lifted him into the air. i tried to run to help him, but my feet were frozen" i'm gonna chuck my phone out the window

[ingravinoveritas]

And there is a 99.99999% chance this would never have happened if anyone other than Michael had been cast as Aziraphale opposite anyone other than David as Crowley...

i’m just like aziraphale for real because i will see crowley in one of his most modest outfits of all time and be like Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of my mouth* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka ohhhh my gooooodd~

[madnessismydestiny]

Another swap au, this time, in a bit of a role reversal way, where the throuple are trying to date eatch other, while Scott and Ramona are the ones trying to control/destroy their love life.

in this au, Gordon/Gideon used to know Ramona in highschool, and altough Gordon was born with his mind powers, he wanted to prove himself himout the need of abbilities, so he gave them away to Ramona. Years later, they were then reunited, with Gordon being a music producer and Ramona useing her mind abbilities to people with their problems, witch made her very ritch, altough there are those who that how she helps others are….uestionable. Gordon proposed the idea to her that he could help produce some music for a company (comercials and such) with also maybe remove some of his own fears and doubts, she accepted and she did remove it… atleast, that’s what she told him. He diden’t know when it had started, he diden’t know when his memories started to get foggy, he diden’t know when he had forgotten his name, all he knew was that his mind was slowly being locked away, with Ramona trying to control his thouths like a puppet. He diden’t know how to get away, expect if he had another form to hide away into… and he did find a way. Potions left from another company was his salvation, so he took the one he seemed the most fitting, and ran away in his cat form. He knows he can’t go back home without Ramona going looking for him, nor go back to his original job, so he hides away, not wanting Ramona get her Gideon back… if that is his real name.

Matthew used to date Scott in highschool, and they even formed a band togeather, that soon got bigger over the years. Sadly, it seemed that the original sparks that once was there has been fading away, with Scott usually talking how Matthew is a powerfull fighter and has amazing musical talant, altough it was nice, it seemed as if that was all Scott saw him as now, presenting him more as some kind of ‘exotic’ animal or plant, not a real person anymore. The last straw was when he discovered that Scott was cheating on him with some other powerfull and rich girl, so Matthew left, both the band, and Scott. It was chertanly lonely being on his own, even with the demon hipster chicks, it still wasn’t enough. That was until a man stumbled unto his street, who seemed to not fully where he was and clearly needed help, so Matthew took him in, and trying to figure out how to help the man called Gideon.

Julie powers lives with her ex-boyfriend Stephen, who came out to her as gay not too long after moving in togeather, but even tough they are stuck togeather for now, they still care about eatch other and try to figure out how to move along and away with their lives. They both work at The rockit, with Stephen as a musician and Julie as a waitress… even if their not the greatest at their job. It wasen’t until the place was getting a new employe that things began to change. She diden’t know what exactly it was, but there was something about the passionate Matthew that she thouth was interesting, so they started to gang out togeather. at one point, there began to appear an extreamly smart cat to Julie and Stephen's place, who they began to take care of, who they named Gigs, and even tough the cat always seems to go away in long periods of time, he always come back. It wasen’t long before Matthew then introduced to her his new roomate called Gideon, who also wanted to try to work at the Rockit. It siden’t take long before all three of them began to hang out a lot togeather, and even thouth Julie and some feelings for Matthew, she coulden’t help but notice that his eyes turned to Gideon, and she coulden’t but also agree that there also something about him. She definitely was curious as to see where this thing between the three of them could lead to… she proberbly would regret that thouth later, when the messy past came litterally crashing down.

inspired by lakesparkles and lux-wave’s swap au’s.

[rosanna-writer]

🌠 and 🌶️ for the feysand ask game!

🌠 What is your favorite Feysand trope? Feysand is a particularly fun pairing for role reversal! But tbh anything where Rhys simps for the super scary Lady of Nightmares goes so hard

🌶️ What is your favorite Feysand spicy scene? This is going to make me sound like a Feysand smut hipster because it's not one of the popular ones that everyone thinks of, but I really really love the scene where Feyre's sore from training in ACOWAR and Rhys helps her out. The casual domesticity gets me every time! After all the pain and suffering they go through, there's just something soothing about Feysand taking their time and having some very chill sex on a weeknight lmao

[ingravinoveritas]

Love these two in their cute little complementing glasses... (x)

[fleshengine]

I’m a reverse hipster. I’m into a bunch of really niche shit and every day I fucken PRAY THIS GOLD GETS MORE WIDELY RECOGNIZED!