#revan x onasi

[blanq]

first time meeting canderous ordo

[2stepadmiral]

What are the odds that Revan, aware of the grave reality of the symbolic stature he gradually came to embody, aware of the weight that rested upon his shoulders, keenly aware that he and the Mandalorian mask he wore and made his own transformed him into a being of legend, would frequently make silly faces at people (particularly Jedi masters, Malak, and stuffy officers) who would only see the grim and emotionless visage of his mask and never suspect that the butcher, the prodigal knight, the conqueror, was sticking his tongue out at them?

[sns315]

You are all these things, Revan

[revanexile]

kotor is a good game and revan is my favorite fail woman in all of star wars

[sporadicsweetswitch]

Friend is still playing KOTOR for the first time Here are their thoughts so far....PART IV!! The Revea(n)l!!

PARTS HERE [1] [2][3][4][5]

1. Holy Sith! They finally got to the revelation about who Revan is and are so mad right now. Like fuming at the reveal, because they thought the plot was heading in a direction to make you think you were Revan and reveal you weren't. A red herring kind of situation.

2. Revan is still a Class A drama queen and deserves nothing less but pain for all the trouble they caused. Locked in a closet with HK-47 for longer than a year, kind of pain.

3. Malak at this point, he should give up right? Right. It's not like he's failed to do everything and is quite literally being held together by duck tape and spite.

4. Bastilla, babe, mind games aren't cool. They're fun and downright twisted, but not cool. Also, if you turn evil from a day with Malak due to his incompetence, no one would blame you.

5. Canderous continues to be the best Mandalorian by giving absolutely zero fucks about the situation.

6. Carth, my guy, my main man, my resident grouchy regular human who cannot be a space wizard. WTF do you mean let's talk later? I demand answers! There is no way you didn't know what Revan like without the mask when you served with them in the same fleet

7. Also, how does no one else bring it up that you look exactly like Revan the entire game? Like someone randomly could have come up to you and spilt the beans. Bastilla isn't with you the whole time to keep an eye on you, and Revan is one of the most (in)famous icons around. Someone would know what you look like without the mask, there'd be photos on the holonet or something at least!! What, did the jedi council splurge and get you plastic surgery?

[blade-liger-4ever]

Female KOTOR players, I gotta know:

I'm curious because as far as I know, I'm the only one who chose Female Soldier, and through extreme maneuvering I managed to still get a yellow lightsaber crystal so I could be the Jedi Sentinel I always wanted to be.

Let me know, 'cause I just wanna see if anyone else played as Female Soldier!

[oonaluna-art]

Disregard everything I ever said in the past about Revanasi. It is peak ship material. 

 (RIP Morgana Onasi)

Also, sorry to be uploading this with the Tumblr Video function, Youtube blocked this video due to the song in the second half of the clip. 

Audio Source: Sword Art Online Abridged by Something Witty Entertainment - https://www.youtube.com/@SWE 

[babyscilence]

Bastila and female Revan as enemies to reluctant lovers tickles my brain

Canderous Ordo and female Revan as willing lovers while Ordo doesn't even try to stay faithful to his wife brings me joy

Bastila/Female Revan/Canderous Ordo in a non poly multiship with the above statements has me spiraling

I also would like to throw in a separate but part of the same narrative carth and female revan because he has simp written all over him and revan needs softness from someone

[knelly713]

My Revan, Malin Chaar, and Carth :)

[tobyig]

I need to know if I'm the only person who genuinely almost cried while playing Knights of the Old Republic (KOTOR) 2. (SPOILERS)

maybe its because im off my T for the past few days and maybe its also overlapping with my (would be) period, but after defeating Darth Nihilus, when your character is brought to Carth and they talk about Revan, i genuinely almost cried when Carth said "Tell him General Onasi is following his order."

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I also want it to be known I had a full gay/autistic freak out (/pos) in the car with my mom and dad cause I learned you can ROMANCE ATTON?!? SCREAMINF CRYING HAHAHAHAHHA YESYESYESYESYES

[lena-hills]

My other Smut Wars 2023 entry - I finally played KOTOR and the Carth romance with the spanking banter killed me. I love them. Pilot/Jedi is the best dynamic for me. This is my smuttier version of the post 3rd Star Map dialogue, including some light spanking of course.

Explicit, No Archive Warnings, Carth/Female Revan

[dairine-bonnet]

Carth: ...Blast if you're not the most frustrating woman I've ever met!

Amnesiac Revan: We've come through plenty of things, it's kind of natural you feel something for me!

Carth: Damn it, if you keep haunting me, i'm going to put you over my knee and and teach me lesson!

Amnesiac Revan: ...Is it a promise?

[eveenstar]

𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐒 𝒎𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕

✦𝙰 𝙹𝚎𝚍𝚒'𝚜 𝙶𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎 (𝙰𝙾3 - 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊 𝚡 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛! 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝙾𝙲)

⤷Hivall Surike is a Jedi Padawan under the mentorship of Rey Skywalker at the new Jedi Temple. An eager and curious girl since a young age, Hivall always had a peculiar interest for the Dark Side and its legends since she found out she was Force sensitive. Despite her master's warnings, she departs to go explore an ancient and forgotten planet: Korriban.

✦𝚃𝚠𝚘 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚍 (𝙰𝙾3 - 𝙰 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚊𝚗 & 𝚁𝚎𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗)

⤷Revan wakes up in a strange, modern galaxy, far away from his own time. He wanders from planet to planet as he tries to figure out what happened to his empire and the Sith - this is when he meets Rey, a scavenger, and the two form an unlikely friendship.

✦𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚕𝚍 𝚁𝚎𝚙𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚒𝚌 𝚘𝚗𝚎-𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 (𝙰𝙾3 - 𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙵𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚎!𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚊𝚗/𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝙾𝚗𝚊𝚜𝚒 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚊𝚗/𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝙾𝚗𝚊𝚜𝚒)

✦𝚄𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏 𝙳𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 (𝙰𝙾3 - 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝙿𝚊𝚕𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 - 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚡 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛)

⤷There has been an awakening in the Force and all living beings have felt it. A mysterious Dark Side user has made themselves known to the Jedi and with them, new threats and mysteries followed. While the Jedi Council is disturbed by this, Darth Sidious grows wary of this Sith individual. Meanwhile, two Jedi begin their mission to uncover the truth behind the peculiar Sith...

✦𝚁𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚜 (𝙰𝙾3/𝚃𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚛 - 𝙰 𝙹𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚜𝚌𝚞𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊/𝙹𝚎𝚍𝚒!𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝙰𝚄)

⤷The Van der Linde gang embraces yet another new member, a young woman who was found wandering with strange clothes in the snow, but soon they'll find out that there's more to her story than she's saying. The world that they know is about to end and a new era will rise, but with one of their members being hunted down by a mysterious man called Darth Vader, they only have two options: run or die.

✦𝙳𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚗 𝙶𝚎𝚛𝚊 | 𝚁𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙/𝙳𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜 |

✦𝙱𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚜 (𝙰𝙾3/𝚃𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚛 - 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝙷𝚞𝚡/𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛/𝙺𝚢𝚕𝚘 𝚁𝚎𝚗 - 𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚎𝚗 𝙰𝚄)

✦𝙱𝚞𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 (𝙲𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛/𝚏𝚎𝚖!𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 - 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝)

✦"𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚌𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚎𝚊, 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚋𝚒?" (𝙲𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚙 𝙰𝚄 - 𝙾𝚋𝚒-𝚆𝚊𝚗 𝙺𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚋𝚒/𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛)

✦𝙳𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝙺𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚌𝚎-𝚂𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎!𝚂/𝙾 (𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚌𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚜)

✦𝙽𝚎𝚠 𝙷𝚘𝚙𝚎 (𝙻𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝚂𝚔𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛/𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 - 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝)

✦𝚂𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚜𝚗’𝚝 𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌 (𝙻𝚞𝚔𝚎 𝚂𝚔𝚢𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚎𝚛/𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 - 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝)

✦𝙰𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚜 (𝙰 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝙷𝚞𝚡/𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚕𝚎 - 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝)

(more to add...)

[sporadicsweetswitch]

Friend is still playing KOTOR. Friend has reached Korriban. Here are their thoughts so far. ....PART III

PARTS HERE [1] [2][3][4][5]

1. Dustil deserved to have more content time/become a companion to annoy Carth, team up with Mission and Zaalbar and get to know (*you) their coolest future step-parent.

2. Ajunta Pall is a random weirdo. No notes...but friend thinks they stuck around to be that 70-year old boomer sith lord Karen who just wants to complain. 👴. Basically he and Jolee should start a bookclub.

3. If this is how Malak runs a sith academy then he needs to go back to school instead of being a wannabe goth lord with insecurity issues.

4. Does Malak eat through a straw or what? There is no jaw. Man cannot get any food/anything else. No wonder he's so wound tight. He's probably hangry 😐.

5. Juhani and Canderous should both start a book, wine club, or a podcast. Their first one is titled "I joined a weird amnesic soldiers side-quest and all I got was mild trauma and even more trauma" or "what the sith is this shit?"