#revan x onasi

[blanq]

first time meeting canderous ordo

[inkdoe]

Revanasi is the funniest kotor ship cause it's like "Wow I'm finally starting to heal my trust issues thanks to this person, I'm ready to start a new life with them, birds sings etc etc"

And then you discover the person you've fallen in love with is THE ROOT of your trust issues

[2stepadmiral]

Mission: Then why is Revan always first?

Canderous: Because Revan’s in charge.

Bastila: He’s not in charge, I’m in charge! Tell them, Revan, tell them I’m in charge!

Revan: You heard her, when I’m not home, Bastila’s in charge.

Bastila: Revan!

[revanexile]

kotor is a good game and revan is my favorite fail woman in all of star wars

[knelly713]

I'm looking for songs to add to a Revanasi and Atton x Exile playlist, does anyone have any suggestions?

[sporadicsweetswitch]

Friend is still playing KOTOR for the first time Here are their thoughts so far....PART IV!! The Revea(n)l!!

PARTS HERE [1] [2][3][4][5]

1. Holy Sith! They finally got to the revelation about who Revan is and are so mad right now. Like fuming at the reveal, because they thought the plot was heading in a direction to make you think you were Revan and reveal you weren't. A red herring kind of situation.

2. Revan is still a Class A drama queen and deserves nothing less but pain for all the trouble they caused. Locked in a closet with HK-47 for longer than a year, kind of pain.

3. Malak at this point, he should give up right? Right. It's not like he's failed to do everything and is quite literally being held together by duck tape and spite.

4. Bastilla, babe, mind games aren't cool. They're fun and downright twisted, but not cool. Also, if you turn evil from a day with Malak due to his incompetence, no one would blame you.

5. Canderous continues to be the best Mandalorian by giving absolutely zero fucks about the situation.

6. Carth, my guy, my main man, my resident grouchy regular human who cannot be a space wizard. WTF do you mean let's talk later? I demand answers! There is no way you didn't know what Revan like without the mask when you served with them in the same fleet

7. Also, how does no one else bring it up that you look exactly like Revan the entire game? Like someone randomly could have come up to you and spilt the beans. Bastilla isn't with you the whole time to keep an eye on you, and Revan is one of the most (in)famous icons around. Someone would know what you look like without the mask, there'd be photos on the holonet or something at least!! What, did the jedi council splurge and get you plastic surgery?

[sailforvalinor]

Carth Onasi is so funny because he’s like *tells F!Revan that he doesn’t trust her and is watching to make sure she doesn’t betray them* *immediately turns around and starts calling her “beautiful” every five seconds*

[blade-liger-4ever]

Female KOTOR players, I gotta know:

I'm curious because as far as I know, I'm the only one who chose Female Soldier, and through extreme maneuvering I managed to still get a yellow lightsaber crystal so I could be the Jedi Sentinel I always wanted to be.

Let me know, 'cause I just wanna see if anyone else played as Female Soldier!

[oonaluna-art]

Disregard everything I ever said in the past about Revanasi. It is peak ship material. 

 (RIP Morgana Onasi)

Also, sorry to be uploading this with the Tumblr Video function, Youtube blocked this video due to the song in the second half of the clip. 

Audio Source: Sword Art Online Abridged by Something Witty Entertainment - https://www.youtube.com/@SWE 

[cityscidewalks]

Bastila and female Revan as enemies to reluctant lovers tickles my brain

Canderous Ordo and female Revan as willing lovers while Ordo doesn't even try to stay faithful to his wife brings me joy

Bastila/Female Revan/Canderous Ordo in a non poly multiship with the above statements has me spiraling

I also would like to throw in a separate but part of the same narrative carth and female revan because he has simp written all over him and revan needs softness from someone

[tobyig]

I need to know if I'm the only person who genuinely almost cried while playing Knights of the Old Republic (KOTOR) 2. (SPOILERS)

maybe its because im off my T for the past few days and maybe its also overlapping with my (would be) period, but after defeating Darth Nihilus, when your character is brought to Carth and they talk about Revan, i genuinely almost cried when Carth said "Tell him General Onasi is following his order."

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I also want it to be known I had a full gay/autistic freak out (/pos) in the car with my mom and dad cause I learned you can ROMANCE ATTON?!? SCREAMINF CRYING HAHAHAHAHHA YESYESYESYESYES

[inkdoe]

“Ah, they don’t kiss in the game? Fine I’ll do that myself.”

[2stepadmiral]

What are the odds that Revan, aware of the grave reality of the symbolic stature he gradually came to embody, aware of the weight that rested upon his shoulders, keenly aware that he and the Mandalorian mask he wore and made his own transformed him into a being of legend, would frequently make silly faces at people (particularly Jedi masters, Malak, and stuffy officers) who would only see the grim and emotionless visage of his mask and never suspect that the butcher, the prodigal knight, the conqueror, was sticking his tongue out at them?

[lena-hills]

My other Smut Wars 2023 entry - I finally played KOTOR and the Carth romance with the spanking banter killed me. I love them. Pilot/Jedi is the best dynamic for me. This is my smuttier version of the post 3rd Star Map dialogue, including some light spanking of course.

Explicit, No Archive Warnings, Carth/Female Revan