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When your hoe and academic worlds overlap đŹ
That awkward moment when fellow members of your Ph.D. cohort ponder becoming OnlyFans content creaters, over wading through the immense workload of a doctoral program....
And you're thinking....DONE THAT! đđđđ¤
I'm chalking all of this up to a life well-lived, so far!â¤ď¸
#phd hoe life#no regrets#bucket list items#yolo#funny#scenes from a doctoral hoe student's life#retired smut peddler#live vibrantly
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I've haven't been on here much for about the last year.
Now I'm back and see your post, I'm grinning ear to ear.
I look over some pics of you and I'm making plans...
First I need to find out -:do you still have only fans?
Awww, thank you for this sweet message â¤ď¸
I'm laughing about OF𤣠I love that people still ask about it...it gives me that warm fuzzy hoe feeling đ¤Łđ¤
But no, I'm no longer on OF. I wrapped up that social hoe experiment a while ago, and it was wonderful. But I needed new things to challenge my growth. Thank you for remembering and asking and welcome back!
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More Human Than Human | dark!Bucky Barnes x Reader (Blade Runner AU)
[for @nellblazerââs eighties-themed challenge! thanks for hosting babe, sorry itâs slightly late!]
warnings: smut (noncon), choking, violence/guns/fighting, degradation, general nastiness. and less importantly, just a shitload of gifs to create ~atmosphere~
word count: 3.5k
Early in the 21st century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase --Â a being virtually identical to a human -- known as a REPLICANT.
The Nexus 6 Replicants were superior in strength and agility, and at least equal in intelligence, to the genetic engineers who created them.
Replicants were used Off-world as slave labor, in the hazardous exploration and colonization of other planets.
After a bloody mutiny by a Nexus 6 combat team in an Off-world colony, Replicants were declared illegal on earth -- under penalty of death.
Special police squads -- BLADE RUNNER Units -- had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Replicant.
This was not called execution.
This was called retirement.
âOfficer Barnes.â
Bucky looked up from his instant ramen, extremely disinterested in interacting with his supervisor but aware that he didnât have much of a choice.
âNew lead on a hideout somewhere beneath the city. One of the females from our favorite renegade crew of Off-world slaves.â
Bucky paused before responding.
â...somewhere?â he mumbled around a mouthful of noodles.
âIâve already uploaded the coordinates to your vehicle.â
Bucky sighed quickly. âCan I finish this first?â he asked, pointing to the noodles with his chopsticks.
âIntelâs fresh. Letâs get there while itâs still accurate. You know how quick they move.â
âCanât someone else do it?â
The supervisor cracked a crooked grin, toothy and dirty. Bucky grimaced.
âCome on,â the man suddenly became jovial, though his attempted manipulation was obvious, âyou know youâre the best. This has been a tough nut to crack, theyâve killed a lot of people and the other Blade Runners⌠they donât have what you have. Theyâre too green. I need my best guy for this; I need the Winter Soldier.â
âYou know I hate that name,â Bucky shook his head, âand I donât like retiring the newer models. Theyâre too⌠smooth. Too real.â
âTheyâre not real,â the man assured, all friendliness lost from his voice as his impatience took over. âAnd theyâre dangerous. Now get in the damn car and retire the bitch.â
Bucky sighed, tossing his half-finished meal into the trash and clipping his blaster back onto his belt.Â
The bustling of the city was mostly muted inside the station, but once he stepped outside into the rain, he was bombarded with it all: the damp, wet air; the conversations of everyone passing by, mostly shouted into earpieces in languages he only roughly understood; the smell of exhaust, cigarette smoke, and stir fry cooking at a nearby food stall. Â
He brushed past the crowds to make his way to the car lot, taking a slightly longer but less crowded route. He was really good at ignoring things in times like this. He ignored the noise that most wouldâve found overwhelmingly loud, as well as the misty rain and humid night breeze. Â
He ignored the shouts of someone in the distance as he got into the car, which turned its own engine as he scanned his badge. The intel blinked onto the screen, informing him of the rogue units and their apparent location. As he confirmed his route, he scrolled through the files. The information was limited, the result of a recent hack on the LAPDâs computer system attempting to prevent exactly what he was doing now: hunting you down.
You navigated through the busy streets as you made your way back home after dinner. You very rarely went out, fearful you would be spotted by someone important, but you had realized after months of hiding that if someone was going to find you, they would have by now.
Peddlers carried bags and baskets of ingredients-- all of them just repurposed and manufactured chemical byproducts-- past you along the sidewalk. The food was the thing you really loved about Earth. Off-world there was only basic, raw protein in bars. You had only recently become aware that there was more to food than sustenance and survival, and even now you couldnât imagine eating the same thing for every meal despite having done it your entire life.Â
A lot of concepts were being introduced to you on Earth, in fact. Earth was dirtier than your off-world accommodations. More smoke, more dust. After all, earth was the word for the dirt the planet was covered in. There was no earth, no dirt, in space. That didnât mean it was clean, of course, but it was cleaner than this. Now you were kicking litter to the side as you moved forward, ignoring strewn pieces of cardboard and scrap metal that gathered at the edges of buildings and roads. Â
Where space had been empty and cold, Earth was alive but overwhelming. The truth was, you realized now that beauty had come from your experiences off-world. Not that it justified your enslavement, but you had experienced things you figured you never would again: community, for one.Â
You could hear the dog barking as you opened your door, and he jumped up onto your legs in excitement. It was impossible not to smile with this animal greeting you so excitedly; you understood now why humans liked them enough to keep creating artificial ones, although since you had found this one abandoned in the street, clearly they were manufacturing too many.
Shutting the door behind you, you grabbed the leash you kept draped with your coats, collaring the dog to take him for his last walk of the night. As you left you glanced out your window, jumping up when you saw an LAPD car landing outside your building. He probably wasnât here for you, right? You decided to take the back way out, but he was already ahead of you. Â
Down the hallway you saw the figure of a man approaching you. You could tell just by the way he walked that he was a Blade Runner, and your blood went cold. The good thing about your model was that you blended in with humans. Youâd only gotten better at it in the past few months. You just hoped you were good enough.
Turning and beginning to walk away, he waved you down and you froze, realizing it was too late to run.
âIs it real?â he asked as he stepped up and you turned to face him; for a second, you didnât know what he was referring to, but then he looked down to the dog. Â
You followed his gaze and laughed. âIf it was real, donât you think Iâd be living somewhere nicer than this?â
He looked at the door behind you. âSo you live here?â
You hesitated, and already he knew that you were going to tell him that you needed to be on your way.
He was a step ahead of you, flashing his badge quickly. âLAPD business.â
âWhat⌠is the LAPDâs business with me?â you asked slowly.
âWhy donât you let me in and weâll talk about it?â he suggested.
âI was just about to walk him--â
âIt can wait,â he interrupted sternly, his expression hardening a little. âWonât take long, leave the dog outside.â
You nodded quickly, tying the leash to a handrail with your shaking hands; you slipped back into the apartment, shutting your door after he followed you in.
âSo, officerâŚâ
âBarnes.â
âRight. Officer Barnes. Would you like something to⌠drink?â
He shook his head, taking a seat at your dining table like he owned the place. He motioned for you to sit across from him as if he owned you, too. You did, because for all intents and purposes in this moment, he did.
The Blade Runner set his weapon on the table slowly. Â
You swallowed dryly, looking at it before turning your gaze to the window, and the blue-green reflections of the city outside. âItâs time for my retirement, huh?â
In the peripheral of your vision, he nodded.
âDid the others put up a fight?â
He paused before answering, like he was remembering. Remembering the deaths of your friends. âThey tried,â he eventually said.
You looked down, taking a deep breath. âCan I ask you something?â
âSure, but I may not answer.â
âWhy do you do this?â
âItâs my job.â
âYes, but, you donât have to do anything. I was a slave. I really did have to do everything. You have choice; you have an entire life to live. Why would you spend it doing this?â
He laughed a little-- not so much a laugh as a sharp exhale through his nose, like you were delusional, like your opinion was a complete waste of his time.
âNevermind,â you scoffed, âI know why you do it. You hate us. You think weâre all evil.â
He shook his head. âMachines are like anything: good or bad. If theyâre good, theyâre not my problem.â
âYou think Iâm a machine?â you asked incredulously, nodding to his bionic arm. He winced, like he thought you hadnât noticed, but even a leather jacket and biker gloves couldnât hide his dirty little secret from you. You were a little too observant for that.
âLost this arm to one of your kind,â he explained with a scowl.
âI lost everything to your kind,â you hissed.
He smiled a little. âYou never had anything to lose. You never had anything.â
âAnd whose fault is that?â
He shrugged. âNot mine.â
You sighed with exhaustion; humans were all the same. They spent all their lives deflecting blame, shirking responsibility. âMy name is--â
âI know your name,â he interrupted firmly. âN6FQB21416.â
You grimaced. âThatâs not a name, thatâs a serial number.â
âI donât really give a shit about either. What worries me is the offenses listed in your file.â He cleared his throat as he recalled the list. âLaunched a mutiny which killed 14 men. Stole a ship. Illegally trespassed into Earthâs atmosphere. Killed 8 more people in your journey from the port to Los Angeles. And, presumably, you killed whoever was living here and have been squatting in their apartment ever since.â
Youâd found it abandoned, actually, but there really wasnât much point in disputing his claims.
He sighed before he spoke again. âAll this over a few more months?â
You looked away, trying not to think about how much time youâd wasted seeking liberation from the built-in expiration on a replicantâs lifespan. It was ingrained in your DNA, you couldnât stop it. You had been living in denial of this for quite some time now and you preferred to keep it that way.
âYouâre going to die either way,â he added coldly, âso why all this violence? All the fighting?â
âBecause for now, Iâm still alive. To live is to fight.â
âI guess I can agree with that,â he replied gruffly.
With that, you made a run for the living room-- there was a gun under the couch, if you could just reach it in time--
But he was already on you, laughing at your pitiful clawing on the floor.
âOfficer Barnes, please--â you begged with the last of your thin breath.
âCall me Bucky,â he instructed as his hand wrapped around your neck.
Your mouth opened to speak, to gasp for air, but it was useless.
âYou werenât a laborer, were you?â he growled, pinning you down. âYou were a pleasure unit.â
You ignored his realization, continuing to attempt to fight. Â
âYouâre weak,â he hissed, âIâm amazed youâre even trying. Donât they train the fight out of you?â
He was right. They had. Youâd been trained back into that instinct by the Resistance, but you werenât made to fight. You werenât even made to work. Your greatest purpose had always been to simply be beautiful and stay still.
âThere are probably thousands just like you, you know. Identical in every way,â he explained coldly. âAnd you think youâre more human than me? Youâre a fucking skinjob.â
âFuck you,â you strained as his weight knocked the air out of you, your hands clawing fruitlessly for something to grab onto.
âGive into your instincts,â he encouraged as you felt his hands grabbing at the top of your leggings. Â
What was actually disgusting was that you did, for a moment, relaxing into his grip before your fight renewed again.
âGet off me! Iâll fucking kill you, I swear!â you yelped.
You couldnât see it, but you felt the business end of his blaster press against your head. You stilled.
âYou did this for years,â he reminded you. âWhatâs one more time?â
âYouâre gonna retire me either way,â you hissed. Â
âMaybe Iâll let you live,â he shrugged.
âYouâre a Blade Runner,â you shook your head. âAll you know is killing.â
âItâs not killing,â he insisted. âYouâre a replicant. All you know is obedience. Stay fucking still.â
You felt his weapon slide against your head a bit as he adjusted to holding it with one hand, the other moving to his belt. Â
It was humiliatingly easy to slip back into the mindless slave youâd been before. So much work to make you a freedom fighter, and it only took less than a minute to renege on it all.
You felt what mustâve been his cock rubbing near your opening, spreading the wetness he found there. âFuck, youâre soaking,â he laughed mockingly.
He began to push forward and you thought he might split you in half; you cried out as he groaned with pleasure. Â
You heard him sigh as he buried himself in you, not moving for a moment and just basking in the feeling. If nothing else, you were thankful for the momentâs reprieve, but you would need a lot longer than he was likely to give if you were going to adjust to his size.
You could stop yourself from whimpering a little when he pulled nearly all the way out, the sound morphing suddenly into a yelp as he thrust forward roughly. His fingers were digging into your shoulder hard enough to bruise-- everything he was doing, he was doing hard enough to bruise. Did it always hurt this much? You couldnât remember now.
âYouâre tight,â he informed you through his teeth, sounding strained. âAlmost better than the real thing.â
Tears welled in your eyes, more from his words than the pain at this point; more from being pinned to the floor than why you were pinned to the floor. You didnât understand the opinion of replicants as âfakeâ. When cut, you bled. When hurt, you cried. Your body was as much flesh and blood as his-- moreso, in fact. You were the real thing, at least to the touch. You knew better than anyone that there was no soul in this body⌠but the body was real. Just as weak to him as a human would be.
Each movement inside you rocked you forward; you were worried youâd get seasick as you tried to focus on the feeling of the hardwood beneath your fingers and nothing else.
You felt your body begin to truly relax and go limp, and his weight on you lessened when he realized you would submit. âThatâs it, just let go,â he encouraged quietly, moving his hands to your hips instead, pulling them up a little to push deeper into you. âMaybe itâd feel good if you let yourself enjoy it.â
Your enjoyment had never really been much of a factor before. You knew how to put on a show for the ones who got off on porn star moans and screams, but it was just for appearances. Even better than that, you knew how to lay there and take it, and that seemed like plenty for today.
He leaned forward and wrapped his hand around your neck, not tightening his grip but rather simply feeling your pulse beneath his fingers. Paradoxically, you felt your inner walls get slicker as they fluttered with pleasure.
âSee?â he grinned, moving down until his breath was hot on the back of your neck. âYou can like it.â
He fucked you with more vigor then, and you moaned.
âFuck, you like it rough, donât you?â he asked as his tone shifted from mocking to deadly serious. âI understand. Youâve done it so many times that this is the only way you can feel anything.â
You snorted out a weak laugh. âI could say the same to you.â
The metal hand, protected by his glove, shoved your face into the ground roughly as he fucked you harder than youâd known was possible. That glove was made of leather, and that leather came from an artificial bull. You realized that he thought of you as no better than that. You wondered if he was right.
âSay that you love it,â he hissed into your ear, pulling your hair roughly.
âI love it,â you answered quickly.
âSay that you love me,â he added with a growl.
âI love you.â
He laughed coldly, grabbing a handful of your ass as he watched himself sink into you, your body accepting him so easily just as your mind had begun to. âHowâs it feel to get fucked by a Blade Runner, huh?â
âF-feels good,â you sobbed. âPlease, donât stopâŚâ
âYou gonna come? Can you even do that, do they let you?â
You could, though you almost never had. Against everything, a pressure was building in your body that you didnât know how to stop.
âBucky,â you groaned, a plea for something that you couldnât put words to.
âGo ahead, come on my cock,â he permitted flippantly. You didnât want to do anything he told you to, but somehow he was hitting all the most delicate places inside you. He moved even faster, chasing his own high, just as you reached yours.Â
Your nails dug into the floor as you came with a strained sob, your body quivering with white-hot shocks until your vision started to get spotty.
âFuck,â he groaned from behind you, âyouâre squeezinâ me, âs so tightâŚâ
His words were lost to you; your ears were ringing, and though the height of the feeling had passed, you still felt incredibly sensitive. He showed no signs of stopping. You werenât sure how much more you could take.  Â
âPlease, s-slow down,â you begged, reaching back to try to push him back by his hips. He grabbed your wrist and forced your arm into an awkward position behind your back.
âDonât get greedy, doll,â he purred, the sarcastic petname making you feel a little nauseous. âI havenât even come yet; isnât that what youâre for? To make me feel good?â
You couldnât answer as he started to choke you again, your sobs cut into silence.
âDonât worry, âm close,â he grunted. âGonna fill up this wet little cunt. You want it, donât you?â
You nodded, fighting the numbness creeping into your face.
âYeah, I know you do. Tell me how bad you want it,â he demanded as he released his grip.
âI want it so bad, Bucky!â you yelped suddenly, voice hoarse and desperate. âCome inside me, please--â
âFuck!â he groaned one last time. You could feel his cock flexing and throbbing inside you as his movements began to slow, though he didnât come to a full stop for quite some time. Youâd never before been so sure that a man had emptied his entire load into you, but the way Bucky moaned made it undeniable. Even when he slowly pulled out, you still felt so full. And sore.
He sighed with relieved exhaustion, standing up and looking down at you for a second before walking to the other side of the room, finding your record player-- the record was still spinning.
He dropped the needle and smiled a little as the song came on: Sinatra.
âWow, oldies. Are these yours or did you just find them here?â he asked you, turning back to face you again.
You didnât answer, scowling at him as you tried to catch your breath. Â
âYouâre still worn out then. Figured youâd be tougher.â
You turned away, pushing yourself off the floor and adjusting your clothes until you were at least mostly put back together. Â
You glanced to the window but heâd already reattached his weapon to his belt, and you knew he could get it out faster than you could jump through the glass. Not to mention the eight-story drop. As much as you didnât want to be a slave again, you werenât ready to be âretired,â whether it be by the Blade Runnerâs blaster or your own outrageous escape plan.
When you looked at him again, he was staring at you.
âYouâll give into your obedient instincts quicker next time, I bet,â he announced suddenly. The scary thing was that you werenât upset by his words, just relieved, because a next time meant however many days until then that you would be spared. âArenât you tired of living on the run?â
You were. It hadnât been so bad when it was you and your team against the world, living together in abandoned buildings and in the outskirts of the country where everything was desert and dry grass. But then youâd split up and tried to lay low, and it was lonely. As twisted as it was, Bucky using you reminded you of a long-forgotten purpose, ingrained deep into your mind⌠so deep you could never really let it go.
âAre you?â you returned his question, after a long time spent in thought.
âYes,â he answered after an even longer pause. âBut I think youâll help with that.â
With that, he scooped you up into his arms and began to carry you out the door. âSomebody to come home to will be nice,â he considered wistfully, âeven if itâs just for a few more months.â
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Yâall! I have just seen an advance promo copy of Smut Peddler Presents: Sordid Past.Â
If youâre not familiar with Smut Peddler, itâs a series of explicit erotic comic anthologies. (I was an editor for the first two.) This particular one has a historical theme. As with any anthology, itâs a mixed bag -- but there are a range of interactions (F/F, M/F, M/M, poly) and styles and body types and races and time periods.Â
My absolute favorite was the final story, âOffbeatâ by @strampunchâ (colors by @momosweetpeachâ), and I bet you can easily see why.Â
Itâs not quite what you think. Victor is a retired stage actor. Harold is his doctor partner. Theyâve retired together to the country. When Victor becomes melancholic in his memories, Harold reminds him of their closeness. Explicitly. Itâs gorgeous and wonderful.Â
Smut Peddler Presents: Sordid Past will be out September 14.Â
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Do you have an OnlyFans?
Me, once upon a time...đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
It was fun for 6 months but I'm officially retired 𤣠Now, I only create smut for friends as a hobby. Or for laughs right @whosthisfkingguy đ¤Şđđ¤Ł
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Hi there. I used to sub to your OF. after a few months, I lost my job and had to stop.
If you're still there, I would love to subscribe again.
Are you, and if so, how do I find you.
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Hi there! First of all, thank you so much for your support of my OF, and I'm sorry you lost your job! I hope things are better now.
Thank you for asking about it again! I'm flattered people still remember and think about that fun phase for me đ¤đ I had always planned for it to be a limited time thing, so I no longer have an OF account. I had it for 6 months, to be exact. It was just long enough for me to check it off my bucket list and experience that side of me.
Thanks for thinking of me and best wishes with everything!
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forever disheartened I missed your onlyfans days đ
đđđ honestly I'm flattered people still think of it!
I'm not sure I'd be super interesting if I were on OF right now....you'd just have livestreams of me naked in the middle of a LOT of papers and books, trying not to sound like an idiot in my manuscripts đ
Maybe after a few more years of PhD school I might be ready to explore a Dr. Hoe smut page, if I'm not totally wiped from academia, lol đ
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How come you donât have an Onlyfans?
I did, once upon a time. That's now checked off my bucket list. Enjoying the retired smut-peddler life now đ¤Ł
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Scenes from a day in a retired smut peddler's life...đ¤Łđ¤Ł
A lot of people ask to see your only fans, is there a way to pay for the content that you had on your site?
I think I either deleted most of that content or have it in a flash drive somewhere đ¤ I remember thinking I didn't need to save it because I can always produce new content đ¤Łđ¤Ł
But no, I don't privately sell content. I know there are a lot of other great content creators out there to explore, so I hope you find what you are looking for! I appreciate the ask, though!đâ¤ď¸
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Iâll always be Sad I didnât get to experience your onlyfans
It was a crazy moment in time for me. I turned 40 and had to check it off my bucket list. I'm glad I did đ
There were many gym shower shenanigans đđ¤Ł
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