#restaurant jokes

[sureshsingaratnam]

[jellyjamheadobb]

our lord and savior garlic bread

[yellowtrinity]

dinner date turnabout

[zaftigpink]

Somebody gave us a gift certificate for one of those restaurants where they tell you every goddamn thing about the food.

[sorreltail]

I REQUEST

Brightheart and cinderpelt laughing over something silly thornclaw or brackenfur did/said

i think cinderpelt is the funny one of their litter

[moeblob]

...and they were coworkers. (an actual conversation from my last job)

[spooksier]

im glad everybody is seeing the comedy inherent in my american tma au and how many goddamn roadtrips those patriots would have to take. america is huge guys, i take your 3 hour roadtrip to great yarmouth and raise you this

they’d kill each other in that car

[brunosaderogatory]

I feel like I’m going insane. Does anyone remember Luca? Does anyone like Luca still? I feel like a single Guinea pig in a petco cage. I’m starting to understand why hamsters seek out their death. You can only run on that wheel for so long before you start feeling a little bit crazy. Please tell me does anyone still like Luca.

[baaad-omens]

doing some research on parapsychology as a field. in short, it's the study of how the supernatural relates to psychology, and is largely regarded as pseudoscience with only a handful of people studying it, and very very few universities will even offer a parapsych program.

so… martin, buddy, did you just google 'what degrees do people get for paranormal research' and go with the first one that popped up? you did didn't you. idiot.

[46hasu]

A modern-day RobinHill AU where Boothill loses his family ranch to the modern day equivalent of IPC and has to move to the city with his adoptive daughter, who is a big fan of the singer Robin. And despite his daughters obsessive streaming of her songs and music videos, Boothill has no idea what Robin looks like except objectively pretty. So he has no clue that the vaguely familiar young lady that he keeps running into with the large sunglasses and face mask is the famous idol and whoops he developed a crush on her

[cinamun]

Gotta pull up | Next

Lot Credit by the fabulous simkoos!

[vultures-and-scavengers]

there's so many ~rules~ around fancy dinners, the courses, the silver you use, names for foods you might never have heard, and i imagine its far worse in orlais, where everything is over the top and meant to be seen and judged.

and josephine and leliana can navigate that fine, and depending on the inquisitor (especially trevelyans), i imagine they can handle themselves.

which leaves the last member of the leadership quartet, who spent the first 13 years of his life eating rural ferelden fare and then spent the next 16-17 years likely eating in mess halls between duties.

and how do you then represent the inquisition in a world where you are the outsider and everything about the world you are stepping foot in is meant to keep you and other commoners out? when this world is the one that plays with the lives of commoners like toys?

[lesbianfakir]

The ONLY romantic fakiru dynamic I will accept is fakir fighting for his life to bring a duck into a fancy restaurant so they can have a nice anniversary dinner

[c00kietin]

as I said before, I am drawing me with the characters you shipped me with. . .

Starting with @bram-appreciation-blog's Chuck E. Cheese :D

[jadeestebanestrada]

I'm just here for the Chinese food, miss.

[ddariusb]

baking to get my mind off the fact school is in 6 days