#restaurant discounts

[corvid-language-library]

My senpai and I are very different people lmao she just suggested we take the 100¥ bus to save us less than 15 minutes walking and I'm like GIRL I am NOT paying ANY amount of money if I can reasonably walk there

[royaltea000]

An extremely American post

[tuliharja]

Waitress: Are you two a couple? Tobirama: N- Izuna: Is there a discount? Waitress: Ten percent off the dessert. Tobirama: *Puts an arm around Izuna.* Izuna and Tobirama: *In unison:* Yes. Yes, we are.

[turnedpalefromlackofsun]

Nrt sketch log 1

[kuzcoskingdom]

you know what, as funny and iconic as the scene where kuzco pretends to be pacha's wife is, sometimes i wish they did not include it simply because maybe without that scene more people would realize that pacha is intentionally written as kuzco's father figure. or idk maybe nothing would change and people would still miss the point of the movie even without it. sigh.

[coockie8]

It's so funny to me when Gordon Ramsay is shocked when the employees don't eat at the restaurant they work at. And not even because it's Kitchen Nightmares so obviously the food is going to be terrible, but because unless it's free, and not "you take the cost of what I eat out of my paycheck at the end of the week" free, but actually free, I'm not eating at my place of work.

Why? Just so I can give them back a decent chunk of the money they are literally paying me to work there? Fuck that, I'll bring something from home or I'll eat somewhere else, but I'm not giving part of my pay back to my employers so they'll feed me.

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[autisticlancemcclain]

I love you Jackie but Applebee's? Applebee's of all places? One or both of those teenage boys are getting food poisoning.

okay confession i have never been to applebee’s bc there are like 2 in canada and i’m not seeking them out. i imagine they’re like the america equivalent to kelsey’s, in which case i KNOW that’s the important part. they are YOUNG KIDS with NO MONEY who care more about the GESTURE than the ACTUAL VENUE. it’s not about the applebee’s or about how shitty it is. it’s about them being quietly and newly in love and learning how to navigate that relationship in the spaces they have available to them

[squirmydonnie]

AHHHiii :)

Super excited getting these chips

Ha, more then getting swimmer of the meet apparently 😭

[innko]

the people who work the late shift at the post office aren’t very nice

[minesminesmines]

Went to eat at the Ikea caféteria, and

2/5

[elkonigin]

Sometimes I just calculate how much time I have left until I can retire. 

The good news:  It’s less than 10,000 days. 

The bad news:  It’s 9,266 days. 

[gallusneve]

what are you suppose to do when people mistake you and your wife as "mother and daughter"? it's so painfully awkward and I just stand there 🧍🏽‍♀️(and she's all pissed 🥴 and I call her my pre-MILF)

we both go out in business casual/filthy corporate all the time and people still somehow think the same thing

[desperatecheesecubes]

I love the ‘if life gives you lemons’ saying because it’s supposed to mean finding a positive in an unfortunate situation but i happen to be very allergic to lemons so it becomes a phrase about how ‘some things that are only a mild inconvenience for you are catastrophic for others’

[sneakypunmaster]

for our birthday

a personal HC of the DCA’s.

There’s a mechanical sensor only in the back of their head that detects light and dark.

that’s why Gregory’s flashlight didn’t work. They don’t use their eyes as a light sensor, they use the literal back of their head.

Oooooooooo I like that HC! It also would make more sense from a design perspective. Little kids can be rough (even when they don’t mean to me) and could knock loosen/damage something from the DCAs face by accident. So things like sensors and all that are on the back, lessening the chance of reviving a hard blow.

On that note I HC that they also have other sensors back there. Like a form of spacial awareness and can ‘see’ behind themselves.

Meaning the DCAs could be seen as doing the mom thing,

Sun: I’ve got eyes at the back of my head! ;)

Kids: *laugh but ignore it and try to pull something*

Sun without even having to turn around: no!

Kids: *screm & scatter*

[worthless-weight-in-gold]

eight questions for nine people

tagged by: @full-tiltboogie and @hellfollowed <3<3<3 big thanks to both

tagging: big sleepy so anyone who sees this consider yourselves tagged

last song i listened to: Nunca Tristes (Me Vale Madre) por RENEE im fine its just a really good song

favorite color: tied grey and brown !

last tv show i watched: like finished i think was my rewatch of elementary

currently watching: im rewatching fantasy high as background noise while i do art. please let this count

sweet, savory, or spicy? ana kinda called me out in her post but ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, spicy. my spice tolerance is through the roof and i abuse this power relentlessly

relationship status: uninterested

current obsession: bg3 haha HELP ME. why am i doing honor mode WHY AM I DOING HONOR MODE WITH ADDED NUZLOCKE RULES. WHAT

last thing i googled: inverness cape