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faust sold her soul to the bus and limbus company. discuss
(there is textual evidence for this: i havent read goethe's faust but i have read marlowe's faustus and it has to be pretty similar right. faust sells his soul to a demon, mephistopheles, for power and shits and giggles. you know as you do. the bus is named mephistopheles. fausts soul belongs to the bus and therefore the company. sorry faust ily but you are an office worker forever now <3)
i have a sneaking suspicion that there's more to mephistopheles than meets the eye and i am so sus of that bus as the kids would say
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dearest creator of a comic that includes a lot of ships. how draw sailing vessel???? (do you have any advice beyond Look At Reference Picture And Cry. because that is my current strategy)
thanks sorry
I'm afraid the best way to learn how to draw something is Look At Reference (and hopefully not cry too much!)
I'm not sure what kind of vessel you're interested in--an ocean liner is different from a man o war is different from a caravel is different from all the whaleships I draw, but whatever sort you're interested in, get a lot of references.
Tracing is a really good learning tool! Take your refs and just trace the basic shapes. Ultimately ships are...basically cylinders/rectangles with various edges shaved off or flared in certain ways. But tracing the basic shape can help you internalize an understanding of the Bones of the thing. And can also help with drawing them in different perspectives if you're thinking 'it's just a rectangle with some edges shaved off and some pointy bits'.
Sailing, as an activity, also has a lot of diagrams that can be referred to. The information on them can be overwhelming, but it's good to be able to identify basic parts of the ship (such as the different masts, different sailing rigs, the names and locations of the sails themselves)
Not every ship is going to carry that much sail nor all at once, and it'll change depending on weather conditions, sailing objectives, etc. I'd also say that if you were planning on including all of those lines in the first diagram in your own art that would probably be...excessive. But it's helpful again to have something broken down to better understand your own references / how you want to draw the ship in various conditions. Books like the Young Officer's Sheet Anchor by Darcy Lever are good too--it has really nice diagrams of a lot of different components of a vessel, if you wanna get granular.
This isn't the most accessible piece of advice, but if you have the opportunity to dabble in actually sailing, try it! I don't sail professionally; I am the most seasonal of hobbyists and I'm feeling particularly rusty right about now, but I found that when I started sailing I gained an understanding of how things worked when otherwise just reading about it or looking at images was pretty inscrutable to me. Being able to actually see how something works and feel it and handle it was enlightening. In lieu of that, while it's harder to find video tutorials for tall ships compared to sailboats, those exist too! Here's one.
Granted my sailing experience is exclusively on schooners and I still have no idea how square riggers really work. If I ever get the chance to learn on one and look back at my comic I'm sure SO many things will be wrong. There are absolutely issues with my ships in that comic. Sometimes I forget what sails I set from one page to the next. Yadda yadda yadda. That's why I'm always whispering 'don't look too closely at my ships' @ any sailor-inclined person who's reading said comic.
Which ultimately brings me tooooo--I don't know what your aims are in drawing sailing vessels, but my aims are not to draw a perfectly accurate depiction of a ship. I'm not making diagrams. I'm trying to get the spirit of the thing, and hopefully in a way that looks......not completely incorrect. Sometimes photo references or sailing diagrams can be really challenging to parse. What's helpful to me is identifying what's Most Essential to getting my point across. And one way to find out what's most essential is through a sailor's simplification of a ship.
I love model ships for instance! I love being able to see and handle something in a three dimensional space, and look at how things connect even if it's not an exact replica. Here's mine that I pull out sometimes when I'm trying to figure out how to lead rigging:
I also like collaborating with my deceased whalers of whom I am so fond. They have a lot to teach me, including--with those who were more artistically inclined--how to condense the visual information of a ship. If you can find the historical art done by sailors (such as in logbooks or diaries), especially amateur art, it gets to the heart of the thing without being too much. These men were intimately familiar with the ship and how it functioned, so I look to them to better get a sense of what they felt was most important to include. Here's a couple from 19th century whaler journals that have absolutely been helpful to me.
I hope some part of this was helpful! Good luck drawin boats!
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Frank would you kill a whale?
In a heartbeat. I'd get right in there with my knife and kill it myself, no questions asked.
I mean . . . okay, some questions would be asked (is this really the best way to stop future whale attacks?), but I would not mind killing an animal that large as long as its death served some greater good. It might even be something of a relief. But then again maybe you could say that about any other creature. I just tend to think of big animals like whales when people ask me hypotheticals like this because they are easy targets for my imagination to focus on.
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God like shut the fuck UP.
So Chris originally pitched vandertrees. They were supposed to be together in s2. They were supposed to take care of Bridget.
Chris says that didn't work out because Alan and Sara's 'chemistry is more mother-son' and I've never heard a more absolute bullshit excuse for 'I didn't develop my main character so when Alan played him as ND read I said oh he's a baby haha' and changed the shows trajectory after the first season. BTW that's from his own mouth, he didn't even know Harry until they got Alan literally when they were already filming the pilot and then he decided Harry was supposed to be an idiot child. Like yeah, that dynamic happened bc you FORCED the child/parent thing later, that never existed in s1. Their interactions after the whole dumber Harry thing are so stiff and miserable, it's not natural the way they were before.
They genuinely won the lottery with two super attractive, talented actors who had immediate chemistry and they shit all over it. And fine don't make it canon, why do they have to be so hostile and weird about it? You're not smarter than shippers, you make a show full of poop jokes.
#resident alien#Vandertrees#Harry x Asta#I understand things changed between a pitch and the actual show BUT no they did not have that dynamic in s1 you liar#All those tropes and moments in s1 were there fr and romantic and were supposed to lead somewhere but nope retconned#Also Alice shut your fucking yapper you're not the main character of life babygirl#Alan sitting there looking dumb is so funny considering how much romantic vandertrees content he's liked and interacted with
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resident evil is all about finding ammo in the craziest places and not being able to go through bushes
#its so dumb#i fucking love these games#oh hey look i just found some mag ammo in a hospital toilet#resident evil#resident evil 2#resident evil 3#resident evil 4#leon s kennedy#ada wong
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"Ada is so much more complex than Claire" this "Claire is a passive character she doesn't even do anything" that both Ada fans and Claire fans need to team up and realise that Capcom did them both dirty as hell and join hands. And maybe kiss.
#this is coming from resident claire defender thank you#can we talk about both of these women. without leon. can we drop kick leon's ass#also the claire is a passive character argument is DUMB AS HELL she takes the initiative to do so much#and she's then reduced to being passive because capcom loves stripping claire of her agenda for some fucking reason#this is the same woman who survived raccoon And saved a child and was the only survivor with no militant training#also ADA is done so fucking dirty they keep reducing her agenda#they're BOTH main characters damn.#ada wong#claire redfield#resident evil
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would u consider drawing jake and piers just hanging out? doesn’t have to be shippy but could be if u wanted to
#resident evil#piers nivans#jake muller#idk what their ship name is y’all can figure it out#or i’ll come up w somethn dumb#anyway did y’all know jake is fucking Tall#sketch requests#also i’m v sorry jake looks like that I can Not draw him for some reason#i have been informed the ship name is#mullvans
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his demonic smile has bewitched me, body and soul.
#alastor#alastor the radio demon#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#radio demon#vivziepop#send help he has taken residence in my mind#constantly in my thoughts rent free#this mf#with his stupid hair and big ears#his dumb bow tie#and fucking monocle#FUKC I LOVE THIS BITCH
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when i was in highschool one o my biggest coping mechanisms was drawing all the kids i hated getting killed and eaten and killed. and well. time is a slowly ascending spiral. you will find patterns.(i work as a blackjack dealer. gamblers are FASCINATING
#cw blood#luckys original content#ITS SMALL BUT ITS ART SO IT GOES ON THE ART BLOG#also wwaooooww its meee its my lil persona!!! i dont draw myself enough....#anyway i have bigger things in the works. im slowly but surely chipping away at a pd thumbnail for that pd thumbnail project#FINALLY COLORING. BUT COLORING IS SO HARD AND I HAVNT BEEN IN THE COLORING MOOD#SO IVE JUST BEEN MAKING RLY DUMB COMICS INSTEAD... OOPS..#idk if anything finished n polished will be posted here anytime soon. BUT i post wips of everything on my twitter#and i post jrwi exclusive wips on my slucky blog. you may look at those if u have Truck Art Wishdrawls. as many do. as many do#THIS BLACKJACK JOB IS RLY AWESOME BTW DONT GET ME WRONG#i work three 12-hour days ina row. i gotta take an hourlong bus up to the depths o the mountains and then#i get to stay in this delightful lil hotel that was built in an ooold hospital. its a whole casino town. and an OLD one at that#ITS GORGEOUS HERE. last week my bus home was delayed for 2 hours#so i finally got the chance to head to other casinos and try drinkin n gambling. lost ten bucks to a pretty girl. NOT the first time#i rlly wanna try it again!!! i love interracting w ppl and i love being inebriated in public bc im just so sweet and pleasant and friendly#and pretty girls LLOOOOVEE MEEEEE i think i just need to go to gay bars more#but theres fucking NONE HERE. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im collectin comrade queers up here tho#we wanna make a Group but we just gotta come up witha name first. i need something weird and strange#yknow i remember being in highschool. and being miserable n unmedicated. my mommas ultimatum was that;#if i dont drop out of highschool; i dont need to move out. she probably wouldntve kicked me out anyway bc my mommas sweet like that but#she REALLY wanted me to graduate. and i remember dreading that i might never do that#i remember feeling like the Resident Idiot. sweet but so so fucking dumb. it took me 7 years of strife n stress before i finally graduated#i remember worrying back then that i might not ever be able to handle myself out there. that i'd be too dependant on others#AND HERE I AM. DID U KNOW I WAS LOOKIN AT HOUSES A WHILE AGO? IM AN ADULT AND IM WWINNINNNGGGGGGG#IM RUNNING OUTA ROOM BUT HERES MY ADVICE TO YOU. BC I KNOW UR FUCKING SCARED TOO. THE ONE THING THAT SAVED ME.#THAT KEPT ME FROM SINKING INTO DESPAIR IS REMEMBERING ONE THING: ITS LITERALLY JUST LIKE VIDEO GAMES#MOST PPL YOU CAN JUST WALK UP TO N ASK A QUESTION N THEYLL ANSWER. THEYRE ALL NPCS THEYRE NOT REAL#LIKE IF U WALK INTO A BANK AND ASK HOW A DEBIT CARD WORKS THEY WILL HELP YOU#AND IF YOU THINK THEY HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES RELATING TO MONEY. YOU CAN ASK THE CUSTOMERS TOO. ITS JUST LIKE VIDEO GAMES#ANYWAY STAY SAFE KIDS HAVE FUNNNNN. IM GOING TO GO DO DRUGS NOW. HOPE U CAN DO DRUGS SOON TOO. I LOVE YOU
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There r sooooo many games I wanna check out but I'd rather wait until I get a laptop instead of watching playthroughs!!
#i wanna play silent hill so fucking badly#and resident evil#other horror rpg games#sighhhhhhhh#i procrastinate too much i should start looking into all of this but it feels so complicated nd im dumb and dont know where to start!!!#overwhelming#you would think qith so many people ik being into software they could help but theyre all useless anyway ^-^
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Dorian Storm they could never make me hate you!
#mushroom rants#do we like character's who's grief heavily inform their decisions#cuz when orym does it its fine#but dorian is a dumb dumb idiot for daring to be angry at the gods#mind you its been 5 DAYS a WEEK MAX#like dorian is friends above all else#why in actual hell would he WILLINGLY sacrifice imogen or frearne#the same fearne he FORCE CAGED in order to protect her#the same frearne he asked who she saw her father as in order to support her#like come on#it really shows that some people really have no interest in dorian#outside of him being the resident hot boi#or a shoulder for orym to cry on/fix him by acting as a therapist#sorry yall watching your brother be murdered by one of your friends#while being possessed will fuck you up actually
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hiii i think you are so cool and smart. anyway there *have* to be other buses full of classic literature characters working for limbus company right. we all agree
i wonder how many branches there are in limbus company ngl 🤔 MAYBE?! this is an interesting idea, but the sinners seem unique in their ties to dante. i absolutely think the mirror worlds had loads of buses full of other literary characters tho
#asks#resident-dumb-fuck#limbus company#im only saying this bc i want hans christian andersen . on a bus . in hell. repeatedly.
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Ramón Salazar drawings
#resident evil fanart#ramon salazar#residentevil4#residentevil4remake#dumb AJR reference#this took 7 hours#jesus fucking christ#las plagas#tw blood#tw gun#ourgh#prettiest princess
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frank, why are the curtains blue?
. . . because they're NOT red?
(FTR, I used to live with Frank, so I know exactly what you mean. But he said that last sentence, and it took me a few seconds to think of a reply.)
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hello merry day the pequod left port if it’s still the 25th in your time zone :)
WHEEZE THANK YOU BESTIE AND SAME TO YOU! may the voyage ahead be as profitable as it is perilous and may we all return soundly to our wives and families :)
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ugh so i just went down a bit of a fuckin rabbithole, but
it IS confirmed that leon is built different?? like actually got stronger bcuz of las plagas?
... still haven't played the remake bcuz i can't commit to buying a pc lol
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