#resident lover incorrect quotes

[theizzy102]

Resident Lover Incorrect Quotes pt.3!!: Kerchow

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Cassandra: MC has a good heart

Bela: Yes, I've noticed you staring at her 'good heart.'

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MC: You're cute when you get angry.

Donna: [glares]

MC: But not when you're angry with me.

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MC: I wrote a song for you.

Angie: That's so sweet!

MC: It's me screaming for 3 minutes straight because I was late for class after you reset my alarm.

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MC: I accidentally broke one of the arms on Alcina’s sculpture. How long do you think I'll live?

Daniela: Ten

MC: Ten what?

Daniela: Nine

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Bela: I regret ever gifting you that blender.

Angie, drinking a sandwich: Aww, why?

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MC: Your hair is a mess.

Daniela: You should see my life.

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Cassandra: What are the symptoms of depression?

Daniela: Why are you asking me?

Cassandra: Bela was doing laundry earlier and she dropped a sock and said "why has god forsaken me"

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Alcina: If all of your friends jumped off a bridge, woul-

Daniela: Probably.

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Daniela: Bela won't come out of the bathroom.

Cassandra: Just tell her I said something.

Daniela: Like what?

Cassandra: Anything factually incorrect.

Bela, arriving a few minutes later: Did you just say that the sun is a fucking planet?

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MC: So the ingredients are just butter, flour, milk, and updog.

Donna: What's updog?

MC, yelling into the next room: ANGIE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!!

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[cherryxsapphic]

If Mia had a route in resident lover

Mia @ Mc: come kiss me on my hot mouth, I'm feeling romantical

Mc: tf??

I need her <33

[mikasa-imadebiscults]

RL Incorrect Quotes

Part One, Two, Three (here)

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Miranda: I need you to commit voting fraud.

Mia: What’s the order, boss?

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MC: Hey I found a job for you, a Professional Pusher.

Bela: A what now- why??

MC: I don’t know, it looks like you’ll like it. Wanna know what else you can also do? Push those fingers into my pussy.

Bela: Oh my god. You push my buttons.

MC: Your horny buttons?

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*MC and Cassandra having a petty argument*

MC: Imma motor boat ya ass.

Cassandra: I’d prefer you do it in the front but okay.

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[rosestarlightkatarina]

[iboredomi]

Cassandra after a small inconvenience happens during rehearsals

Cassandra: smells like wrongdog in here

Mc: what's wrongdog?

Cassandra: *sobbing* everything

[sicklegirlvanna]

Savannah:... I'm confused mia why are you looking like you just got dragged by a car

Mia(looking horrible and bleeding out): me and um bela had beef

Bela :the bitch hit me first so I beat her ass

Mia: I can't feel my face

Savannah: um mia

Mia: hmm

Savannah: do you need to go to the hospital

Mia:(with a nonchalant expression)nah ill be fine by morning

Mia was always getting her ass handed to her

[alxndryngs]

Alcina after Tabitha called her kitty because of her claws: It is Lady Dimitrescu to you, you filthy peasant.

Tabitha: This filthy peasant is trying to help you, per your request. Show some gratitude, you old bat!

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A/N: you can imagine what happens next. Here’s a small snippet from my next chapter that I am working on!

[fantasy-relax]

All this feels in character. Bela and Miranda ones 🤣

Okay so I don’t speak likes but I did it anyway sorry for the shit quality

[isas-bathbombs]

incorrect resident lover quotes but its just cass

[greekmocha]

I was bored so decided to write some minor stuff.

Favorite couples of Greek Mythology! (Canon and Non-Canon)

I’ll be honest some of my reasons or explanations will sound like crack. Some I actually want to make a fanfic of! (Even though I’m still in the process of writing a Non-King one, but writers block there). Keep in mind I am tired so all these are randomly explained without full reason why I like them.

Canon Mythology:

Hera / Zeus: Alright this one is probably the one that gets most trashed on, but it’s honestly great! Yes they have issues, but they do love each other. It’s complicated, but they’re gods- I can’t even explain why it’s great as thousands of thoughts run through my head about them, but yeah.

Ariadne / Dionysus: This one I found rather neat! Theseus was a prick and left her on an island, then Dionysus and his party bus came along and picked her up, then later on turned to husband and wife! I mean they’ve never even fought in any myths that I’m aware of, and just seem so chill.

Aphrodite / Ares: Ngl, this is my all time favorite one. Ares literally fought on her side in the Trojan war, going against his mother! And he’s like a devoted son, and he picked Aphrodite- love. And yes they both have their own lovers, but they just have a thing that feels like it’d be constant.

bonus ones I won’t go much into, enjoy but don’t think of too much:

- Achilles / Patroclus: Had to be obvious, but I haven’t read the Iliad in a few years so can’t explain much.

- Apollo / Hyacinthus: Love the tragedy of it all, like it seemed genuinely sweet, then the discuss came along.

Non-Canon Favorite couples of Greek Mythology!

Hades / Prometheus: Some who actually read my blog could tell this is my all time favorite pairing. Yes there’s like no myths of them together- but the concept! I personally imagine they met during the Titanomachy, and had a quiet companionship. Later on when humanity came along, Hades helped a tiny bit- gave the basic idea for a soul while Prometheus did the rest, and led to Hades making the Underworld comfortable for the deceased, since it was his beloved friends creation. And the possible angst?? Prometheus getting his wife or when he gets chained to the mountain, and Hades mourning in silence.

Demeter / Hecate: They seem neat, what can I say? Hecate helped Demeter search for her daughter, even though she’s typically seen as a resident of the underworld- she helped! I like to just imagine women tired of others bs, and if I was confident in writing I’d likely have made 100 fics revolved around them.

Aphrodite / Persephone: The two considered the most beautiful! When I read the whole myth focusing on Psyche, I immediately thought rivals to lovers for this pairing. The whole box of beauty, sending a death curse back. Just two incredible goddesses. I’d like to imagine the two of them were friends when Persephone was younger! Though of course in my AU (I’m gonna call it Mykos verse or smth) since Persephone and Aphrodite aren’t married, the two of them would have likely hung out a lot.

Additional ones I like but don’t think of often:

- Ares/Heracles: I will not explain my reasoning behind this, as it’s dedicated to a fanfic I have solely in my brain.

- Apollo/Ares: Saw a few posts of them, and thought they were cute!

- Hephaestus/Ares: Thought it’d be funny, great potential for angst, whole enemies thing, etc. it’d be so toxic, it’d be so hurt, like I could see them digging into each other and ripping metaphorically into the others heart. Like many centuries of insults, that whole cheating thing leaves wounds. (I have too many au’s and brain rots for them)

- Hera/Zeus’s former lovers: Now that one was interesting, can’t remember the blog but the whole thing and incorrect quotes was rather sweet.

- Poseidon/Hades: This is Greek mythology, definitely not the worst pairing. I read a fic of it once, and thought it was kinda nice. Besides the whole idea started when I heard of the Hadalpelagic zone in the ocean, and thought it could be a fun meeting spot between the two.

And that’s the end!

[theizzy102]

Resident Lover incorrect quotes GO!!

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Miranda: What’s your biggest weak point?

Bela: I can be uncooperative.

Miranda: Can you give me an example?

Bela: No.

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Interviewer: So what do you find to be the most attractive quality in a man?

Cassandra: Usually their girlfriends.

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Daniela: Bad things keep happening to me. It's like I have bad luck or something.

Angie: You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things keep happening to you is because you're a dumbass.

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MC: Are you inside the ceiling, Mia?

Mia, from inside the ceiling: No.

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Cassandra: What's a Queen without her King?

Bela: Historically, better.

Cassandra: Well, what's Juliet without her Romeo?

Daniela: Alive?

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MC: I'm having a problem with this guy

Miranda: Kill him.

MC: No.

Miranda: Then I will kill him FOR you.

MC: NO.

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Daniela: Angie has no survival or self-preservation instincts. I think she was made without them.

MC: That can't be true-

Daniela: Hey, Angie! Race you down the stairs!

Angie: *jumps out a window*

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MC: Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Daniela: I have a strict mom. Why don't you have a girlfriend?

MC: You have a strict mom.

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Lemme know if you want more of these. I had fun making them.

[ditzydreamsss]

HEADCANONS LATER (+incorrect quote), after the rant :D

watching korean minecraft youtubers from six years ago for the nostalgia and I didn't realize how big the pit was. Like how many videos actually are there?? How many actually good minecraft roleplay series?? I'm nodding along to most of it tbh but STILL!!!

잠뜰tv (or Sleepground) is who I'm watching mainly and HHJHHHHHHH SHE HASN'T CHANGED!! It's been 5-6 years and she hasn't fallen for the algorithm!!! SHES STILL MAKING FIRE VIDEOS HHHHHHH!!!!!?????? I've already seen one of the older creatures doing skibidi toilet and was so disappointed, so I decided to visit 초능력 연구소 (superpower laboratory) and i checked her channel today after binging 스틸 하트 (Steel Heart) and I WAS SO HAPPY!!! Her latest video is like a labyrinth thing I haven't watched yet but that reminds me of this other series about a labyrinth so I'll get to that later but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! /POS

No one knows what I'm talking about and it kinda sucks because the series and cc's are all korean and only korean and i doubt anyone in 2023's still watching these and can also speak english and is not a child BUT!! BUT! HHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS. no, i will not shut up about 각별/수현 (Gakbyeol/Suhyen (romantic)) shipping in Ddotty's lab rp and every other universe/rps ever. (The characters! Not the ccs!!!)

Oh wow those are a lot of words.

Okay hear me out about Gakbyeol and Suhyen. Okay listen maybe they hate each other but what if they didn't. What if then. What if they made out in Ddotty's lab rps after recording (the characters, again, not ccs). My headcanon is that Ddotty records all the crazy events that happen and store them away for the gang to watch later when they're bored.

Anyways. What if this happened, huh? What if?

Suhyen, alone with Gakbyeol: My byeol <3 [byeol means star] Gakbyeol: My bunny~ <3 Jamdeul, who just walked into them cuddling: oH PDA- Suhyen: I- Gakbyeol: I'll kill you. Chou, who also walked into this: Aww. But also. Pda. Sunyen: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT- Jamdeul: *pretending to throw up* Gakbyeol: You all voluntarily walked into our lab. Coa: *walks in and walks out again* Suhyen: oh my gOD GAKBYEOL PLEASE DON'T KILL THEM (Coa) Chou: *making stupid comments about them making out for ten hours* Gakbyeol: I'm this close to snapping, bunnyboy.

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수현, 각별과 단둘이 : 나의 별 <3 [별은 별을 뜻함] 각별: 내 토끼~ <3 막 껴안고 걸어들어온 잠들: oh PDA- 수현: 나- 각별: 죽여버릴 거야. 역시 여기에 들어간 초우: 아아. 하지만 또한. Pda. 선연: 닥쳐 닥쳐 닥쳐-!!! 잠들: *토하는 척* 각별: 여러분 모두 자발적으로 우리 연구실에 들어오셨습니다. 코아: *들어갔다가 또 나옴* 수현: 맙소사- 각별 제발 죽이지 마세요-! (코아) 초우: *그 사람들이 10시간 동안 사귄다고 멍청한 말*각별: 나 찰칵거리기 직전이야, 버니보이.

(same thing, just translated. I used google translate and tweaked really small things so it isn't great, but I think it's funnier said in their native language)

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GUYS WHAT IF.

The ship formed in my brain at the wonderful hour of 3 am and now they've made residency in my brain. For all my scu and gribzly lovers, I'm sorry. I've fallen into the pit and it's too late.

Guys but they.

Also what's with Jamdeul (잠뜰) and Ddotty?? I headcanon them as best friends just to be safe.

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Headcanons (PRONOUNS)

-- Suhyen: he/him, xe/xem, bun/buns -- Gakbyeol: he/him, sol/sols (solar) -- Jamdeul: she/her -- Coa: they/them, he/him (in order of preference) -- Chou: she/her, dove/doves OR they/them, dove/doves (((changes))) -- Dotty: he/him

Headcanons (labels)

-- Sleep: straight (supports pride like insane. like. even more than some of the actual lgbtq+ in the group) -- Coa: pan [definitely not closeted, will fight.] -- Dotty: "straight" (questioning. he's bi), transmasc -- Chou: "mhm. women." [not in the closet. casual] -- Suhyen: omni (prefers men) [closeted about everything. his friends know pronouns. everyone else assumes he's straight] -- Gakbyeol: gay, demi. [doesn't talk about it much but if it comes up then he'll argue/fight.]

Other headcanons (reminder this is, again, about their persona/characters! NOT THE CREATORS THEMSELVES)

-- Suhyen and Gakbyeol's petnames for each other are "Bunny" and "Byeol" (which means star in korean)

-- Gakbyeol called Suhyen "Bunnyboy" once, and now it's his nickname forever.

-- Coa is chaotic neutral/evil.

-- Suhyen is usually really chill unless someone mentions food. Ironically, his favorite food is pork (he's a rabbit hybrid). After someone mentions food, we've lost xem. Bun ain't coming back.

-- Suhyen gives major bottom energy. I'm not sorry.

-- Jamdeul does whatever she wants. Dotty can't stop her. No one can.

-- Besides maybe Chou. Actually, second thought. Chou would definitely support Jamdeul when she's feeling chaotic.

-- Jamdeul has two moods. Tired and done with it, or chaotic and literally the devil. Even Coa is afraid of her in those moods.

-- Gakbyeol is really closed off and almost never admits sols affection for the gang™.

-- It had been an ongoing bit that Suhyen and Gakbyeol hates each other, so everyone was surprised when they found out the pair made out everyday every year every second.

-- Dotty is so gullible bruh. The poor guy. (psst. 32.)

-- If the characters were in a DND game, Dinosuar (공룡) would be the DM.

-- I forgot about Dinosaur completely, tbh. I'm not going to spell out Gonglyong every time I talk about him so Dinosuar or Dino it is.

-- In a survival island situation, Suhyen would take all the food and take the responsibility of rations and treat every bit of food like his children.

-- Also in a survival situation, Coa or Jamdeul would suggest they just swim in the ocean to (South) Korea. All the way. No food. Just swim. Gakbyeol would quietly build a tent and only let Suhyen in "out of pity".

-- Also also in the survival island situation, Gakbyeol would definitely find a random mirror lying around and admire himself. Or die because he can't take a proper shower and looks "ugly".

-- Not really a headcanon but if Suhyen started reading audiobooks I would get them (the cc).

-- Back to headcanons. Suhyen would read stuff/talk about stuff and post them on Spotify (He would start a podcast probably because of a dare or peer pressure). Gakbyeol would casually listen to them.

-- Gakbyeol is traumatized by pianos. He doesn't want to talk about it. (Reference to one of his videos)

-- Everyone in the group (maybe minus Coa, sorry.) can sing really well but only Dotty sings regularly and proudly in front of everyone else. Jamdeul sings when she's alone and would kill if anyone walked into it. Chou would casually hum.

-- Gakbyeol is really standoffish and everyone who doesn't know him well dislikes him. But he's pretty reliable and he expresses his affection through criticism and arguing. If he actually hated you, he wouldn't interact with you. Not even a glance. As if you're a ghost.

-- Duckgae (덕개) and Rather (라더)(Pronounced Lah-ther, fyi) followed Jamdeul to the lab one day and they've been staying in her lab ever since. Duckgae dragged Rather into this. They and Suhyen get along pretty well. Everyone else (especially Coa) keeps forgetting they exist cause they never show up anywhere.

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I didn't realize I ranted so much. I zoomed out I think. I have science homework to do sob.

I've been calling this little era of mine the Nostalgia Run.

[mikasa-imadebiscults]

RL memes to inspire a certain someone >:)

(You know who you are)

[rosestarlightkatarina]

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

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[donnas-dollface]

Donna, talking quietly to Angie: I'll be honest, i have absolutely no idea as to what I'm doing.

Donna: *lovingly glancing at Y/n napping on her shoulder*

Donna: But I know I'm doing it really, really well..