#resident evil matchups

[malevolantkitcheen]

So we know Getos type in men is Gojo

What do you think his type in women would be like?

Geto would definitely have the fattest crush on Lady Gaga because she would remind him of his blonde queen Gojo (he is too obsessed with his man)

[bruhhhh-huhhhhh]

first off, i’m special so these aren’t closed for me 😍.

okay i’m like 5’5 i think… dunno.

glasses, medium length brown hair, it’s like two inches above my shoulders, i have a biting problem.

i cannot leave unless i am wearing my converse, no other shoes.

i wear the same outfit everyday, jeans, tshirt, hoodie and converse.

i take way to many photos of the people i love, i looove cooking.

i have both daddy and mommy issues.

i don’t like headphones only earbuds? earphones? (idk help)

i fucking love pink, purple and green.

hmmmmmmmm, i have to listen to music if i’m not at home (i listen to music there too)

i do unfortunately enjoy the taste of cigarettes.

i’m terrified of touch but crave it.

is this good 😰?

fuck yeah boiiiiiii

(id like to formally apologize for that)

Oklay anyway for Overwatch I match you with...

Junkrat

Honestly my boy loves how much shorter than him you are

Don't worry though he won't make fun of you for it

not too much anyway

everything he buys you is pink, purple, or green after you tell him those are your favorite colors

offers to do your top surgery (don't let him he'll use bombs)

he doesn't get your obsession with converse (neither do i, buddy. neither do i) but he'll get them for you anyway

sometimes forgets how much touch scares you

it takes roadhog telling him off for jumping on you for him to get it

he'll be more careful after that

He loves posing for your pictures

no shame at all

will also let you take nudes of him but anyway thats for later

please cook for him he never has time to eat normal food

compliments your cooking all the time

he will get on his hands and knees and beg for you to cook for him bc its so good

also has a biting problem

likes to nibble on your shoulders

has broken your glasses at least once and roadhog had to fix them for you

and for Resident Evil I match you with...

Chris and Leon!

(i couldn't pick one LOL)

Best cure for daddy issues tbh

They both smoke I'm pretty sure, so you'll definitely get your taste of cigarettes when you kiss them

Leon would definitely help you cook dinner

Chris, meanwhile, is banned from the kitchen because he can't cook to save his life

no one can tell me otherwise

anyway

Leon would definitely try and get you to branch out your outfits a little more, but Chris honestly finds your outfits cool as fuck

mostly because he wishes he could pull that off all the time

You have the best photos of the two of them arguing or doing stupid shit

Because they literally never stop arguing or doing stupid shit

Leon supplies your music addiction while Chris sits there and tries to talk to you, not realizing you have your headphones in

I'm talking full ass conversation that only stops when Leon tells him that you're listening to music and can't hear him

They never speak of it

Leon does use it as embarrassment fuel for whenever you aren't around

anyway thats all i got hope this is good idk im half alseep rn

[vibingandsimping]

It has come to my attention that I have reached my 500 follower goal. I knew i’d do something to celebrate but was lost for awhile. What could I do? I was unsure until a friend suggested an idea. Completely forgot that it even existed but I figured it’d be perfect.

For five days, starting today, I will be accepting matchups! So, until Tuesday of next week. All matchups sent after Tuesday will sadly be scrapped from my inbox to prevent clutter. I will be answering these until they’re empty from my inbox. I’ll still be answering other requests alongside them.

What is a matchup? You will send in a description of yourself/self-insert/oc. Age, name, gender, sexuality, likes + dislikes, facts… etc. Anything you feel is necessary. You’ll pick a fandom listed for me to pick a character from. Then, I will “match you up” with a character that I believe is fitting! Usually provided will be a short imagine/description of why this character will like you.

Fandoms listed…

Baldur’s Gate 3

Skyrim: The Elder Scrolls

Dead by Daylight

Resident Evil

Life is Strange

Left 4 Dead

The Walking Dead: Telltale Game

Obey Me! Shall we date?

(+ more. Always feel free to ask if I know a certain fandom. If I do, i’ll answer the request!)

[obsoleteozymandias]

Specimen (Lady Dimitrescu x Reader)

A request for a friend of mine. Been elbow deep in res for a hot minute now lol

You weren't here for pleasure. You were an agent for the BSAA’s Field Research Division, and you were here for business. Today, that business took the form of hunting down one Alicina Dimitrescu. Little was known about the woman, save that she had ties to the fungal village which had the BSAA’s eyes on it. Supposedly, a very important person had been released into the village, and your bosses suspected that the HWS would be quick to follow. All you had to do was get in, get a sample for future studies, and get out. 

It had started off well - you had successfully infiltrated the village, as well as Castle Dimitrescu, and you were on schedule to get your sample and leave all within the day. But of course, that couldn’t happen so easily. Nothing could. 

You were almost out of breath as you sprinted down the elegant hall, your boots scuffing the floor as you went. You knew she was close - too close to outrun - and that woman knew this castle better than you did. That, and you were running out of space quickly. To put it simply: you didn’t stand a chance. 

So when you reached the end of the hall with nowhere else to go, you turned slowly to face the monstrous woman slowly creeping towards you, her mouth curled upwards in a red-lipped smile. 

“Well, this has certainly been fun, dear. But I’m afraid I don’t take too kindly to trespassers.” The woman spoke, her voice smooth and unfairly tempting in your ears. You couldn’t think of anything to say, simply standing there, staring at the lord before you as she approached. 

Mere inches from you, such that your neck was craned up so much it hurt, she stopped. Her honey eyes locked onto yours, and for a moment, the tall woman’s face was blank without expression. Then, she spoke. 

“You. What is your name?” 

You shuddered, the sound ever so pleasing to your ears. Before you could think about your answer, you said your name. No codename, no pseudonym, just your name. 

Dimitrescu seemed pleased with this answer, purring out “How lovely, I do love an obedient pet. Now, what are you doing here?”

“I was told to collect a sample from you,” You said, almost as if in a trance, “and give it back to headquarters.” 

The lord seemed to think on your words for a moment, her eyes wandering off to a window to her left, before she looked back at you with hungry eyes and a feral grin. 

“Well, I don’t think I can let that happen, dear. But I’d be happy to give such a pretty little thing a sample,” She leaned down to you until her mouth was next to your ear, “if you’d like a taste.” 

You felt you face grow so warm it was painful. You could never deny how beautiful this woman was, no matter how dangerous she may be. The only thing you knew at that moment was that you would give anything - even your life - to get even a small piece of what this woman had - of whatever whimsical force was drawing you to her with such vigor. 

“I…yes.” Was all you could respond with. The lady seemed utterly pleased with this answer. She drew her face away from you, only to scoop you up into her arms, holding you close to her bosom as she brought the two of you through the winding corridors of her castle, gently twirling a strand of your hair through her long nails. They could have walked for seconds or hours, you simply couldn’t pay attention to anything other than the beautiful visage of the woman in front of you. At some point, the lady had led you to a room with an expensive-looking couch, and gently sat, keeping you in her lap. 

“Now,” Dimitrescu hummed softly, “If I’m going to give you something, wouldn’t it be polite to give me something first, darling?” 

You swallowed, having a terrible sense of where this might be going, but nodded anyway, unable to stop yourself. The lord smiled at that, bearing her long fangs as she ran a cold hand down your face, cupping it and turning it up so that your neck was exposed. 

“Now, you can be as loud as you want, dear, but I must ask that you stay still. I wouldn’t want to kill you.” Your blood ran cold, but before you could do anything, a long, slick tongue ran down your neck, making goosebumps blossom all over your skin. It was so cold, so much so that it felt warm. It was intoxicating.

The tall lady sucked and kissed at a spot near the junction between your neck and chin, definitely leaving a mark. You felt yourself flush with embarrassment when you realized that when you returned to home base (if you ever did, as you was dubious of that fact at the given moment), you would have to explain yourself to someone, most likely your boss, and making out with the supposed enemy was definitely not going to look good on your performance review. 

All of your thoughts were disregarded, however, when you felt warm breath hover over the tender skin Dimitrescu had been sucking at. You whined, but were greeted with the brush of sharp teeth against your jugular. And then, like a bolt of lightning in a thunderstorm - you felt a sharp pain, and a searing pleasure that made you keel. You felt yourself grow faint, and yet infinitely more excited, and simply let your body loose in the hands of this wonderful caretaker. 

“That’s it, darling” you heard, before your mind was overtaken with dizzy pleasure “Just a little more. Then we can really have some fun.” 

When you woke next, it was to the gentle embrace of the vampiric woman behind you, cradling you like a prized stuffed animal. You remembered everything from the previous day with stunning clarity, including the words whispered between the two of you near the end of your excursion: 

“I don’t think I can let you go now, dear.”

“I don’t think I want to go.”

[honest-moth-of-silver-grove]

What are your rules for match ups? Can we request two fandoms for match ups? How many characters can we request for headcanons? Would you do the same prompt with different characters? Thanks!

Rules for Requesting Matchups/Headcanons:

I’d say max requests per ask is one. Like if you want two separate headcanon ideas (For Ex: "What's so and so favorite color?" and also "What would [blank] enjoy doing most at the beach?")- Please submit those separately.

Max. characters per request can go up to 6, but expect that the more characters included per ask, the shorter the answers per character may be. So if you ask for headcanons for Gale, I might give you 3 paragraphs whereas if you ask for Gale, Wyll, and Shadowheart, I may only write 1 paragraph per character for that answer.

Same prompt with different characters is totally fine! Again, I'd say max. # of characters per same prompt is 6.

Any kind of reader is cool: male or female or gn!reader. Can use the terms afab or amab if you'd prefer as well.

I’ll do pretty much any topic as long as it fits within the source material. I'm a grown-ass woman who's been in fanfiction for going on over a decade so very little in fiction surprises or repulses me at this point.

I will write about dark topics. I’m comfortable with all topics. On the off chance someone asks something I just cannot do, I’ll say as much.

And I’ll be sure to include a TW on answers with difficult topics for other readers to use to navigate.

For info to include when requesting a Matchup:

Give me a personality description of either you or your Tav or your OC. What are they like? Their best attributes? Worst attributes? Hobbies? Likes/dislikes? MBTI?

Preferred gender result, or if you’d like one of each gender.

And if you’d be open to a poly or monogomous answer.

For matchups, the limit is one per preferred gender (so max. you could get per matchup would be two, one of each gender)

Hope that clears everything up!

(I will add this info to my Open Askbox Announcement so it's visible in the future!)

-Mothmom 💚

[kimmexart]

Hi i’m back 😫🫶 if you want to request anything pls do

[leorawright]

Matchups are open

Helloooo, so I've decided to open matchups for a bit just because I can, but I don't know how long I'm gonna keep them open

[daemonwritesstuff]

Apperance Matchup for @cannibal-corpse193

A/N: Hey there! I’ve been seeing you around my blog, how have you been? And yes I do have a lot of fandoms and thanks for the compliment (: also I’m loving your style! Your really rocking out LOL xp I’m pretty sure you’ll probably like these matchups! anyways—!

For your Resident Evil Matchup you’ll be with…

Ada Wong!

For your Adventure Time Matchup you’ll be with…

Marshall Lee!

For your Bungo Stray Dogs Matchup you’ll be with…

Ryunosuke Akutagawa!

[malevolantkitcheen]

Haiiii everyone!!

I am still alive 💀

Ive just been super busy, requests will be open again tonight as im going through requests today! Dont forget to go check out my Kofi if you would like to support a small creator :)

I hope that everyone is doing good!

Lots of Love

MalevolantKitcheen 🫶

[bruhhhh-huhhhhh]

Okay, so for the matchup exchange, I'd love a Resident Evil Matchup! Male or female is fine.

My name is Oz, my pronouns are they/them, and I'm studying forensic toxicology, even though I despise chemistry.

I'm really into video games, anything from FPS games to classic video games and dating sims. My favorites are probably old horror games or RPGMaker games. I love tarantulas to an obsessive degree. I also have a love for a lot of dad things, like fishing, baseball, and listening to Jimmy Buffet on the beach. I dress like one too - I wear a lot of Hawaiian shirts and cargo pants. I play guitar, violin, piano, and lyre, and I'm a painter, and I do archery in my free time.

I can't stand inconsiderate people, or people who are controlling. I'm a huge introvert and I need a lot of alone time. I can be a bit reserved upon first meeting, but truthfully I'm a very loud and passionate person. I very often say the first thing that comes to mind without thought (which often ends in wildly inappropriate jokes), and I have a tendency to derail conversations because I can't think of one thing without a million other ideas overlapping it. I'm most attracted to people with a good sense of humor and justice.

Thanks so much!!! I can't wait to write for you :D

AHHH HI :D

OKOK I'm doing this now. Yippee! I'm sorry this took so long T~T

I match you with...

Ethan Winters!

Let's be honest, he does all those dad things you described.

No shame, at all. He will take you on dates where you just go out on a boat, listening to Jimmy Buffet and fishing. Absolutely no shame.

I think he also loves spiders, even after the whole Margerite thing in 7. Please talk to him about them, it makes him so happy.

For some reason I feel like he'd be the kind of guy to say he hates horror games but then he starts playing one and is immediately enthralled.

GAME WITH HIM

He's horrible at shooter games. No clue why, but he can't aim for shit.

Let's just say that he survived the events of 8 and divorced Mia. Rose absolutely LOVES YOU. She thinks that you dress fun tbh.

Ethan appreciates that you just say things. He thinks it's hilarious.

He absolutely will go along with your jokes. I feel like he had a lot of potential with some of his jokes in the games.

He doesn't mind at all when the conversation goes from one topic to another. Honestly, he prefers it that way because it keeps his attention really well.

This man LOVES when you play your different instruments. He will absolutely ask you a bunch of questions about what got you into the instrument, how to play it, why it sounds the way it does, etc.

He also needs his alone time (AKA his alone time that Rose happens to be a part of) so you guys go off and do your own thing sometimes.

All in all, you're an absolute power couple.

[obsoleteozymandias]

heya! :D was wondering if id be able to get a matchup from resident evil pls c: i hope im doing all of this right lol

im a straight female (she/her)

appearance: im 5’7”. im a light blonde, occasionally I’ll whack some brown or hot pink through the underneath when I’m bored of the plain one colour. im v into fashion and what not but my style varies day to day. i like to experiment with it. that being said, im usually here for anything that fits in the boxes of emo or hyper feminine though, as much as they contrast one another. 🤧 i wear a lot of makeup, and i do that purely for myself lol. I hate when people say they can’t even tell I’m wearing it considering it takes me sooo long haha. i have glasses but most of the time when i go out i wear contacts.

personality: to sum it up nicely, i never ever shut up. im very loud and extroverted. (the only exception to this is if I’m tired, then i go dead quiet.) humour is a big thing for me to be able to get on with someone. i have a very very strong moral code. i have a tendency to jump straight to people’s rescue if i see something wrong and I’m told that sometimes that gets me into more trouble than it’s worth. i try to be optimistic but i can be a massively emotional drama queen so it occasionally does fail tbh. i don’t exactly like bothering people with my problems either. im a creative person first and foremost. however, i have some “theoretical” intelligence yet completely, totally lack common sense. if you believe anything to do with star signs you will not be surprised to know im a sagittarius ‘:D

i don’t think i have a specific type. im not physically affectionate with friends but definitely would be with a partner. i like someone who knows how to flirt a little, maybe? and just like someone caring because kindness is such a huge thing for me.

i draw a ton, i make ocs and stories, i’ll throw myself headfirst into any artistic hobbies at least once to try it really. also, massively into music. listening to it anyway, i can’t play any instruments or anything. i love rock / pop punk bands, i love pop & kpop, i just… love music. a lot. i do everything with my headphones.

i believeeee that is all :p thank you for taking my request!

👍

== Resident Evil ==>

I match you up with…

Carlos Oliveira

Extrovert x Extrovert type beat 

Carlos probably meets you while trying to stop you from throwing yourself into danger. He gets it, he really does, and he truthfully admires how you’ll fight tooth and nail for your beliefs, but leave the fighting to him for now, okay? 

Don’t worry, he’ll teach you all about fighting if need be. He can see the desire to do good and to stand up for yourself, and he’s admittedly a bit flustered by your passion (it’s very attractive). 

After getting in a relationship, he trusts you more to take care of both yourself and him, but he’s always on edge when you’re away, so you often come home to a big armful of man and his kisses and whispers about how much he misses you. 

He’ll be the street smarts in this relatiponship, constantly watching your back and keeping track of you. Yet you surprise him with your creativity and problem solving enough that it sort of balances out?  

He’s always ready to chat with you, whether it be about work or your thoughts and opinions on the most random of topics.

Carlos will enjoy time where just the two of you hang out and listen to music. I imagine you’ve got different tastes genre wise, but similar tonally. Sometimes you two go on a drive just to listen to some music and joke with one another. 

He’s your savior, in more ways than one, but the feeling is absolutely reciprocated.  

[ficsforgaza]

for August 18 to August 24

Hi all—please check out this week’s Creator Spotlight! For anyone who doesn’t know what this is: every week we highlight one creator with WIPs to sponsor, one creator with open requests, and one fundraiser that is in desperate need of funding. If this is your first time seeing our blog, welcome! Please check out our pinned post for more information about what we are doing to help the people of Gaza!

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Lily writes for Jujutsu Kaisen. Here are two of their WIPs up for sponsorship:

Heavenly Skies, Lavender Eyes - Satoru Gojo x Reader

the wheel turns once more, and the prince of dragons has become king of westeros. he must now choose a wife to be his queen. a game of thrones x jjk crossover.

Hiraeth - Toji Fushiguro x Reader

a homesickness for a home to which you cannot return, a home which maybe never was; the nostalgia, the yearning, the grief for the lost places of your past. a sequel to their fic metanoia

˗ˏˋ ACCEPTING REQUESTS SPOTLIGHT ˎˊ˗

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Keira is currently accepting requests for the following fandoms: Jujutsu Kaisen, Blue Lock, Attack on Titan, Resident Evil, Genshin Impact, Honkai Star Rail, Death Note, and Banana Fish. They are accepting requests in the form of prompts, matchups and art as well! Please head over to their blog and send them a request, there are lots of characters and mediums to choose from!

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The below summary is taken from Weam's GoFundMe:

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Please help Weam in seeking care for her parents! This fundraiser is very low on donations and needs your support urgently.

[most-fuckable-character-showdown]

Round 4E Matchup 1

May the most fuckable win!

Winner moves on to the finals round

[leorawright]

Matchup Rules

Specify which fandom you want a matchup for

Tell me wether you want a romantic matchup or a platonic matchup

If you don't want certain characters let me know and I'll avoid them

Let me know your sexuality but pronouns are optional

Also again I still don't write nsfw for these

Tell me your personality and what you enjoy in a partner or in a friend

Tell me your hobbies! What you like to do alone or do with others

Don't be afraid to tell me any other details you feel are necessary!

After all this I'll narrow down who I personally think would be a great match for you!

(Matchups are closed)

[showdown-of-the-undead]

Undead character showdown: Round three, matchup two

Who is your favorite undead character?

Propaganda:

No propaganda is submitted for Lady Dimitrescu! If any is submitted through the ask box or comments on reblogs, they will be added next round!

Gerard Keay: "Gerry is everything. Sarcastic, Goth, really cool, full of quips. He has a deeply tragic story and a bittersweet end. What more do you need??" -voter

[sweetheartmanor]

Commissions

Since I am the full time caretaker of my mother and probably father too, I really need some writing commissions.

Rules

I write mainly for x reader but I can also write for OCs, both fandom or otherwise.

I do not write anything illegal or out of my comfort zone. So there will be no bodily waste, no noncon, no pedophilia, no incest or pseudo incest, and no beastiality.

I prefer to post all of my commissions for examples, but if you would like to keep you comm private, I'll be charging another $5.

My turn around time is usually 1-2 weeks. If it takes any longer, I will let you know.

You may ask for updates at any time. Most of the time I will update you every two or three days.

You are allowed to ask for minor changes during the writing process, but I will not change anything after I finish or add another but to the story that was undiscussed previously without an extra fee.

Prices

💙AU Character Matchups- $5

This includes a SFW drabble. I will add another NSFW drabble to it for an extra $5.

💙1000 words- $15

💙1500 words- $20

💙2000 words- $25

💙2500 words- $30

💙3000 words- $35

Fandoms

💙That's Not My Neighbor

💙My Hero Academia

💙Danganronpa (THH, GD, V3)

💙Baldur's Gate 3

💙Stardew Valley

💙Twisted Wonderland

💙Obey Me

💙Genshin Impact

💙Persona 5

💙Demon Slayer

💙Resident Evil

💙Pokémon

💙Yu-Gi-Oh (DM, GX, Zexal)

💙Cookie Run Kingdom

Payment

I take payment primarily through PayPal or Kofi. Though occasionally I do take steam gift cards and games.

I take half payment for coms $10 and up when I begin a commission and the rest after I finish and you like it.