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kungfubarbie101 · 1 year
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Leon Kennedy Worshipping You
nsfw, fem!reader, p in v, dom!leon, female orgasm, clit stimulation
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“Fuck (your name)” he grunts, his hands roaming your sweet warm body topping at each divot and sighing at the perfection of your skin as his dick pounds into you, your wetness making it easy for him to glide his dick in and out of you.
His fingers dropping to your clit, rubbing circular motions to build into your orgasm, feeling as your body arches into him craving more.
He had your right leg draped behind his leg, in a side cuddle sex position making it to where you where spread wide for him, making easy access to your pussy.
Your tits would jolt along with your body as Leon would hit just the right places in you. He bucks his hips up into you at a rhytmic pace, both of your moans manipulating into one another. Your hand gripping the sheets.
He whispers sweet words into your ear, making shivers go down your spine, soft moans and whimpers coming from your ‘innocent’ mouth, which only causes him to go faster in pace. His dick rutting into your g-spot, making your vagina walls clench and unclench around him, this made him go feral.
Hearing your moans, feeling your hands go to the side of his torso to grip him as he fucks you, he’d pull you more into him so he could attack at your hardened nipples just to pick the pace up.
Your hips rolling into his dick as it pumped in and out of you, you matched the rhythm that Leon was pacing with which made him groan into your ear. The sounds of skin slapping echoed through out the room, moans, groans, and whimpers followed along.
He bit your neck causing a small groan come from you, the nip would sure leave a mark, but that’s what Leon intended it to do, so everyone at the office knows that you belong to him and only him.
The smell of sex and aroma filled the room, the sensation of Leon’s fingers against your hot clit paced more in circular motions feeling your orgasm wash through you like a missal, you whimpered out to Leon, your lower body jerked upward softly.
Leon’s pace slowed along with his fingers, working you through your orgasm, he could feel as your vagina walls clenched around him and your hips rolled into his. Watching as your chest heaved up slowly.
Leon chuckled lightly, he discarded his fingers from your clit to grab your face towards him to give you a rough kiss. His hips started pacing again as you just had finished on him, causing a achy moan from you, your pussy feeling sensitive. He was still hard.
“Where not finished here yet, sweetness. I’m going to destroy this pussy until your screaming my name”
He was going to make a mess out of you by the end of the night <3
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wisecrackingeric-2 · 8 months
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☆ Soooutheeern niiiiiights,, have you eeeeveerr heard of soooutheeernn niiiiiights,,,, ☆
I love using the trans flag colours in my art <<33
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braindedtempura · 2 months
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how donna feels in this image is how i feel rn because i cant see images on tumblr (but like, im not italian. i am gay though)
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xnodivinity · 3 months
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pjs
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ahhrenata · 8 months
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for @hamartia-grander ‘s fic Another Time 🧡
this scene in the epilogue got me 🙃 i love them.
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lousysharkbutt · 2 years
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Hat Swap 2: The Sequel
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gertritude-art · 2 years
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i mentioned this on my main account, but i’ve been watching my brother play resident evil: village, and this is all i can think of when people ship ethan and heisenberg 
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dangerousbride · 7 months
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RE4 crew 🥰 || (Spicy extra 🔥)
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hazelnutnebula · 6 months
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dude, its like. 6 times more evil in here now;, h ello? ?????
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scringee · 7 months
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It truly is a resident evil 4 ass post
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tiredsurvivoronmain · 2 months
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Don't be mean Chris he's only little
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Redraw of this:
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kungfubarbie101 · 1 year
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Leon Kennedy x Fem!Reader
content: afab reader, smut/nsfw, cunnilingus, oral sex, younger leon, p in v, female and male orgasms, implied of chubby reader, cursing, no protection, implied creampie
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Your toxic boyfriend had just left your house, you two had gotten into a heated argument, you had finally found out he had been cheating on you for the past month with a girl from work. This made you furious, you had enough and yelled to tell him to fuck off which in return he scoffed telling you, you where nothing without him, and with that he slammed the door leaving you upset but you didn’t bare break down and cry for him.
You sighed feeling as your breathing begin to calm, just as you where about to throw your now ex’s shit out, a knock followed from you door, and by your surprise it wasn’t the person you where exactly expecting:
“Leon?”
‘What did he want?’. He looked at you with concern, as he shifted his gaze back to you as he was looking down the street. You had known Leon for a long while since he was your neighbor in this small apartment complex, he was pretty chill and cool in your opinion as you both had hung out a few times, you had learned from him that he was with the RPD.
“Hey I may or may not have heard the fight that was going on and I wanted to make sure you where okay” He had given you a sheepishly like smile, along with a small chuckle coming out, he didn’t want to sound nosy but the fight had seemed like it had gotten loud and then a door had slammed so he wanted to make sure you where alright.
You gave him a small smile in return before answering him, “Yes everything’s okay, just ‘relationship issues’” she took a brief pause to look over his shoulder to see if (ex boyfriends name) had left, Leon turned and turned back to you “ He’s gone I saw him drive that way”, He had nodded his head in the direction your once boyfriend had drove off to, relief hitting you.
“He looked pretty pissed off” Leon had chuckled, “Can I come in?” His eyes stared into yours for approval, which you gladly let him in, shutting the door behind as he walked through. There was a quiet silence as he stepped in, his eyes wandering around your apartment, his nostrils flaring slightly as he breathed in your intoxicating scent in, “So, you two haven’t been getting along, huh?” You shook your head, rubbing the side of your arm, you where quite embarrassed at the fact Leon had heard the two of you.
“Yeah I could tell”
“But I mean, if I’m being completely honest with you, I think he’s a fucking dumbass” Leons voice had shifted, the tone was deeper and almost seductive like. Your eyebrow cocked up, you’ve never heard Leon speak like this before, most of the time he’s quite little on what he says, always popping jokes in the weirdest ways possible.
“Why do you say that?”
“Why?” Leon had paused, his eyes staring back into yours, “It’s because he has you. He sleeps next to you every night, he lives with you, and most importantly he gets to fuck you” his pupils seemed like they had darkened with desire, the way he looked at you was different, you could see as his hand stroked through his dark hair. You didn’t know what to say to him and he could definitely tell.
“You want my honest opinion? I could do a whole lot better then him” He took a step closer to you, your eyes slightly widened, his voice was demanding, but this didn’t help you feel as if he was fucking with you, so you decided to coy with him, “Oh really?” That made him smirk, his ego was building, he figured you thought he was joking, he could read you like a book.
“Yeah I could, in every single way. I can treat you better, I can love you better, and I could fuck you better then he ever did” You scoffed a bit the last part throwing you off, but how he said it was attractive. “Oh you don’t believe me? Come here and I’ll show you what you desperately want..” His voice upbeat, a sense of arousal pooled in you as he ripped his jacket off his body, throwing it off to the side.
He paced up to you, his body was a inch from yours, his hand cupping your cheek to raise your face towards his, his thumb to drag it against your bottom lip.
You couldn’t help yourself, you had leaned into him closer, feeling his free had grip your waist, pulling your lower half against his. He leaned in, kissing your lips, your eyes fluttering shut. Your lips parted enough for Leon to snake his tongue into your mouth, his lips where soft as yours molded perfectly into them.
His grip not leaving your, you felt his hot breath against your mouth as they kiss got heated, you started to pull him towards the couch in the kiss, he had broke the kiss as he pushed you to sit, pulling his white shirt off over his head. You could see his light abs peer, he placed his knee in between your legs, he grabbed the hem of your shirt yanking it off. He pulled you into a harsh kiss, he pushed you down, his right hand tangled in your hair, he pulled away again.
“I’m going to leave marks on every single inch of your body, showing him what he used to have, I’m going to show him what he fucking wasted” Your pussy felt like it was pulsing, he began kissing down your jawline towards the top part of your plump tits, he started sucking at the flesh, a gasp leaving your lips, your head leaning back.
You gripped his hair causing a deep groan escape leaving Leon’s lips as he sucked new spots on your body down towards your pelvic area. He unbuttoned your pants, slowly pulling them down your legs and right off and tossing them, he looked at your curvy form: your soft belly, your thicker thighs, your delicious tits, and your plump pussy which was only covered from your underwear.
“How could he leave all this…..” He said, making you shiver as he spread your legs out, a small ‘awe’ coming from him as he saw a small damp spot on your (fav color) underwear.
You bit your lip, watching as he dipped his head down in between your legs, kissing a sucking at your inner thighs, your heart started to accelerate as he inched closer to your clothed cunt. His fingers made there way at the elastic of your underwear, pulling them off to uncover your pussy.
After they where disrobed from you, your legs immediately began to close but Leon was quick to stop them, pulling your legs apart so he could see your pretty pussy. A rush of embarrassment flushed you, turning away slightly as he looked, his eyes where filled with desire as he looked at your pussy, he saw as you where desperately wet and needy.
“Already so wet…” He hummed out. His had dipped in between your legs, his bony index finger ran a line against your hot cunt, a shiver leaving you as his finger brushed against your clit.
Leon heard your response and saw as your face was turned away from him, he leaned down, gently grabbing your face with his hand to make you look into his eyes. His eyes where full with lust, his lips formed into a shit eating grin before he spoke to you in a captivating voice, “I want you to watch as I eat you out”.
Your eyes brows had shifted up as you watched as he kneeled on the ground in front of the couch as you laid there, his eyes never leaving yours as his face leaned into your cunt. He gave your inner thigh a kiss before lining his mouth up, his lips parting as they made there way against your pussy, your shuddering as he began to suck and lap up your pussy. His tongue worked up and down your clit, he worked in circular motions, your taste was lovely to him, one of his hands gripping your waist as the other laid flat against your tummy keeping your steady as he ate you out.
The way your body trembled under his touch was exotic, he ate you out like you where his last meal, lapping up your juices and tongue fucking you until you where pleading out to him.
Your moaning where cycling through the apartment. Leon’s dick was throbbing against his jeans, he couldn’t help himself but buck his hips up, feeling as the denim of his pants rubbed against him, causing a achy moan which made a small vibration against your pussy. Just making you feel good was arousing to him, the sounds you made where fucking music in his ears.
“Leon~” You where breathless, your gaze left his for a split second which made his go slower, gripping at your stomach to look at him, as you did he quicken in pace making your hip grind against his face for that knot in your stomach to grow. His tongue worked intimately against you, he worked his every way he could against your pussy the sensation was impeccable.
The knot you where hoping came a lot faster then you imagined, making shaky moans come from your precious mouth, Leon groaned against your pussy as he felt your thighs tense and tremble as he knew you where about there. Your eyes still locked in his, your hand grabbed his that rested at your stomach, your nails digging softly into his flesh as you came against his mouth. Leon rubbed his tongue against your entrance, licking a straight line up your pussy as you finished, soft moans escaping you.
He smiled at you as your head fell back, your face flushed and your chest heaving steadily, he stood up unbuckling his pants and lowering them to his ankles along with his boxers lifting his legs out of them and kicking them away. You had tilted your head seeing his dick hard, your eyes lingered it, he was a solid seven inches with a nice girth which made your pussy ache.
You had scanned his face, seeing he had that same grin he had earlier, he kneeled his knee in between your legs, leaning to give you a passionate kiss: you could almost taste yourself linger on his warm lips. He broke the kiss, he grabbed your plump hips, lifting them up to rest on his thighs, his dick laying flat against your pussy, a small bit of pre-cum leaking from his tip.
“You ready, princess?”
He voice was in a hushed kind of tone, your head nodded, your eyes scanning down his body, his fingers spread your pussy lips as he guided his throbbing dick into your entrance. A harsh groan left the both of you, his hand gripped the top of the couch as he steadied himself all the way into you.
“So warm…..” He let out, his eye lids drooping slightly at this sensation he was feeling, your vagina walls hugged against his dick delightfully as his dick was deep inside of you. He waited as you positioned yourself comfortably, he leaned his lower body into yours as his hands where on each side of your head, his hips began to move slowly to get you ready as he was about to pound this pussy of yours. His hips moved faster, your hands grasped his shoulders as pleasure builded.
Leon’s head dipped into the crook of your neck, he could smell your sweet scent, his head rested against your shoulder as his hips bucked into yours. His groans and slaps of his hips into yours where filling your ears, making your vagina clench around him,
“Your making me go crazy, (your name)” His voice was husky, your hips messily grind against Leon’s for more friction. Moans and groans filled the room, echoing off the walls, the smell of sex and aroma clouded the both of you, hips smacking together as sweat made it louder.
The shaft of his dick rubbed nicely against your g-spot as where he was angled, Leon’s head risen up, your eyes halfway lidded as you saw him look down at you, his lips connecting to yours. His hips rutted into yours as he kissed you, Leon could feel himself getting closer to his climax, the way his dick twitched inside of you made his head fuzzy, you where making him this way, you. “(your name)~” he mumbled out through the kiss, the way your moved confidently and matching the rhythm of his hip was like a drug to him, a drug he never wanted to stop.
Leon stared down at you, you couldn’t take it anymore and he could tell, the way your vagina walls clenched around his throbbing dick was giving you away, “Cum for me pretty girl”, he moaned as your walls squeezed around him once again. Your mouth hung mouth after a long whimper, Leon watched your pretty face contorted in pleasure under him, finger nails sliding down his biceps as you came undone around his cock.
His groans grew heavier, resting his forehead against yours, his eyelids covering his icy blue eyes, “come on Leon, cum for me” you whispered up to him, feeling his dick twitch inside of you. “Shit” he groaned out, Leon’s muscles tightened as he finished inside of you, his warm cum coating your walls.
He stayed there for a brief moment to catch his breath as his orgasm hit him hard. He then slipped out of slowly, causing a achy groan come from him, a bead of cum dripping down his now soft cock. Your eyebrows furrowed as you felt cum drip from your vagina, making Leon smile as he pulled away from you to see it drip down.
He had gotten up, eventually finding the bathroom, grabbing a damp towel and coming back to help you clean yourself off.
You reached for your underwear, standing to do so. Leon watched as you did, a little sad as you covered. He grabbed your waist to pull you onto his lap to straddle him, giving a gentle peck on your lips, breaking into a smile when you wrapped your arms around him.
You dropped your head onto his chest giving his collarbone a kiss, his hands slide towards your lower back, tracing up your spine, he then stopped at the clasp of your bra. “Damn, we didn’t even take this off” A small giggle coming from you as you lifted your head to a slightly pouting Leon.
“Maybe next time” He raised both eyebrows suggesting they go again which made you back up and look at him like he was crazy. “Later, it’s nap time now” You smiled at him, he rolled his eyes giving a ‘fine then’ smile, allowing you to lead him towards your bedroom. You had no regrets. Your scummy ex left the very next day and Leon had moved in with you, giving you the love that you needed and deserved.
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yurozo · 13 days
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resident evil headcanons (restaurant au)
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characters: leon, chris, jill, claire, rebecca, ada, luis, carlos, wesker. a/n: this was created as a joke between me and my friends that completely spiralled out of control. maybe the stupidest au i've ever created. wesker and friends hit me up if you wanna use this warnings: vulgar language. sorry, i'm canadian, we swear a lot here.
chris redfield (bartender): he's one of the first hires, and has been working as the head bartender forever. he absolutely loves to lowkey trauma dump on customers unknowingly, only to shake the mixer after just to avoid the awkward silence. the owner has had to move the tv's out of the way of the bar because chris will only look at the screen and fuck up every single drink during a big game. refuses leon everytime he tries to come up to the bar for drinks. he knows when it's him, leon always tries to input it in the system as a customer order for a table that isn't occupied, but he always orders his whiskey in a very specific way that outs him. chris will pour it out in front of him to make a point. he eventually had to make a memo about not letting leon take drinks from the bar anymore. to customers, he is every older woman's wet dream. he knows that flexing his biceps will rake him in more tips, so he does it often. also does it when women are being hit on by creepy men to scare them away. the night that he wears tight turtlenecks are his big paycheck days. chris will never admit that he likes when people squeeze his arms. chris is the guy that everyone has a crush on when they first start working there, it's basically an initiation rite at this point. he's the friendliest one of the bunch and gives wholesome big bro vibes and it makes him absolutely irresistible to new hires. (x reader) if you're working alongside chris in the bar, prepare to constantly run into him. he's a massive guy, and maneuvering around a little bar with that hunk is near impossible without a couple collisions. after a while, he's learned to put a gentle hand on your back whenever he has to move behind you, all for the sake of "workplace safety". he loves to sneak food from the kitchen and share it with you, but this man eats like a horse. like the chefs are genuinely surprised on how much food this man can physically fit inside his body, but he will always leave a portion for you. it takes him a long time to make a move because he's afraid of ruining your friendship and workplace relationship. leon kennedy (server): he got hired a little after everyone else, and got put onto the waitstaff because of his looks. however, this man is super awkward with patrons despite being super popular with older women. he's always getting propositions to get set up with someone's daughter and he always unknowingly shoots them down. (customer: "you're really cute, leon: "ok.") he always makes little jokes to lighten the mood and it is an instant vibe killer. the only people who like them are the old ladies who think he's cute, and dads who genuinely think he's funny.
as for the whiskey incident, leon has tried multiple times to pretend being a bartender when chris is on break to sneak himself a drink. he claims that it makes him better at serving, but three broken trays and countless shattered glasses say otherwise.
leon does have kind of a blank expression when patrons try and get him to cut them deals or do stuff for them. he will immediately go back and scream by himself in the freezer after a difficult customer interaction. has cried silently in the freezer after food got in his hair. (x reader) leon always smells like american crew hair pomade, and always showers himself in cologne on shifts he knows he's working with you. you smiled at him one time in the middle of a rush and he had to sit on the curb to collect himself. leon has a horrible tendency to get distracted whenever you're in his general vicinity, and will completely ignore customers whenever you walk by with literal hearts in his eyes. he's one of the fastest people to make a move, mostly because he lacks any form of subtlety. he always offers to drive you home, always offers to take you out to dinner after work like you already don't work in food service, and always keeps something in his bag for you. he loves to lowkey fuck with you on shifts, like putting an ice cube down your shirt to make you pay attention to him. jill valentine (hostess):
another og worker, and the most no-nonsense of them all, especially with customers. if the wait time is thirty minutes, then you're waiting thirty goddamn minutes. she does not care who you supposedly know. she has gotten a couple writeups for visibly rolling her eyes when large parties come in without a reservation. jill demands a break every thirty minutes to sit with chris on the curb while he smokes a cigarette. she calls it her mental health breaks.
pointedly does not listen to leon when he asks her to stop seating people in her section. her favourite past-time is to seat all the old women obsessed with him at his tables to watch him flounder. also gives leon's number out to people who try and hit on her at the job. she's also the only person who can scare the owner, so jill gets away with a lot more than most people. her and carlos often hang out after shifts to drink beer and play pool. her and claire have regular girls nights where jill's convinced into facemasks and terrible movies that only have a one star rating on whatever pirated movie website claire pays for. (x reader) every attempt you make to ask her on a date goes completely over her head. it's only at chris' intervention that she finally gets the hint and takes you out to dinner. she ends up having her own shelf of stuff at your apartment within a week, and she's more than happy to drive you to work everyday. if you have a pet, prepare for jill to come over to spoil it rotten and feign ignorance when you confront her about it. another victim of the 'takes extra long to get ready on shifts you work together'. she knows you like her arms, so she's wearing short sleeves or tanks whenever she has the opportunity, and silently preens in your attention. carlos, (line cook):
without a doubt, the line cooks are the vibe bringers of the restaurant. carlos always takes a hit off his dab pen before coming in, because he claims it makes his cooking taste better. he always gives food to the female servers at any given opportunity, and pretends to not know what the male servers are talking about when they bring it up. (is the reason for 90% of the memos regarding workplace behaviour).
carlos always smells like old spice and food, and there is almost nothing that could break his good mood during a shift. he really is just happy to be there. he's very particular on how the freezer is organized, but loved to label the items wrong to piss off the others (spinch). his mother taught him how to cook, so he has a dedicated dish named after her. carlos always comps her meals when she comes in and doesn't tell anybody about it.
as for the other employees, carlos torments them. he loves to play his own music in the kitchen but has a wildly inappropriate taste for work music. chris banned him from the speaker officially after only playing doja cat for three hours. however, him and luis love to carpool and play brazilian funk with all the windows rolled down at max volume. those two are not allowed to work together too much. he also has a mobile game rivalry with leon, so anytime carlos is missing from the kitchen, you'll find him in the bathroom on his phone. just follow the shitty iphone game music.
(x reader) in all honesty, carlos is the man that's hooked up with the most employees. the mans charm is undeniable. but he has a particular soft spot when it comes to you-- you get to taste-test every dish, there's always a nice cold glass of water waiting for you, and carlos will take the fall for every fuckup at your table. he'll introduce you to his mom when she comes in, but is secretly terrified at how well the two of you get along. don't even get him started on bringing his siblings into the place, he would never hear the end of it. carlos received another memo after engaging in too much pda at work after the two of you got together.
claire redfield (waitress):
one of the main reasons for all the positive google reviews. it's not that she's naturally a super bubbly person, but claire knows how to turn it on and off when her shift starts. jill puts most of the families in her section since claire has a natural gift with kids. however, she is extremely biased when it comes to the food. her face always tells you exactly what she thinks of a dish.
since chris is always within eyesight of her, whenever difficult customers give her problems, she loves to sic chris on them. even just having him stand behind her is enough to give her leverage over someone trying to haggle on a bill. and with carlos' willingness to give food to pretty girls, she never goes hungry during a shift. the girl has her whole shift figured out on a system. she also knows exactly when the lull in service is going to be so she can take extended bathroom breaks.
out of everyone, she's the one to organize after-work hangouts, whether by putting gentle reminders into the group chat, or straight up bullying people to come (ie. jill). everyone always knows when she pulls up from the sound of her engine, but she refuses to let anyone on it. especially luis or leon, for insurance reasons.
(x reader) this girl has the uncanny ability to know what you need, and when you need it. forgot an iced tea for table 20? it's already in her hand on the way. it's her nice little way of showing what a good girlfriend she would be, that she can anticipate your needs. for every group hangout, you are the first person she texts and the primary benefactor of the tips she makes. claire is a no bullshit kind of woman, and when she wants you, you will know. she'll always ask you to hang out, always compliment how you look, tell you constantly how good you are at your job. maybe she'll let you ride behind her on the motorcycle just for the excuse of having your arms around your waist, and does that hot thing where she rubs your arms with her thumb at red lights.
rebecca chambers (head waitress):
dear old rebecca, truly the glue holding everything together. she's incredibly sweet to customers, and to most of the employees. the only reason the floor runs properly is her by the book attitude and highly perceptive personality. nothing is getting by rebecca. she's leon's number two nemesis for being able to drink on the job, and chris' number one nemesis for smoking outside. this woman has the nose of a bloodhound when someone is about to do something stupid.
despite her appearance, everyone is afraid to make her angry. she's lost her shit a total of one time, but it was enough for everyone to be on their best behaviour. she does have a tendency to make passive aggressive comments with such a sickly sweet smile on her face, that you won't even realize she insulted you until long after she's walked away.
least favourite part of the job? she is a hit with old men. they can never leave her alone. second least favourite part? finding ways to sneak vitamins into certain employees food so they can live to see another day. the way that some of the others operate is enough to give her grey hairs.
(x reader) rebecca is intelligent and ambitious, and more than willing to make sacrifices when it comes to you. she's more than happy to take the fall on a screwup if it gets you out of it, wanting nothing more than your smile in return. her main tactic of getting to know you is inviting you over to watch movies, inconspicuously of course, so she can ask you questions over the whole thing. overall, she's an acts of service girl, but is much more subtle about it than claire is. you need a meal prep plan? she's your woman. she wants nothing more than to take care of you, to make your life as easygoing as possible. but the true way to her heart is any form of baked goods. if you make a habit of bringing her pastries before a shift, she's putty in your hands.
ada wong, (head chef):
this woman, god help her, has the hardest job out of them all. not only does she have to babysit her two line cooks, but she's also responsible for cleaning up all the fuckups the waitstaff make. her saving grace is the fact that everyone else is terrified of her, creating a wide berth every time she picks up a knife. everyone can always hear her scolding carlos in the kitchen, who just brushes it off with a laugh.
despite the chaos of a kitchen, ada has the impeccable ability to never get food on herself. even after the dinner rush there is not a single hair out of place, looking just as perfect as when she started. every ingredient is measured precisely, every fda standard met and upheld-- pretty much the counterforce to carlos and luis. secretly, she loves when carlos has control of the speaker, but she would rather die than admit it.
the second an overcomplicated modification comes in, the temperature of the kitchen immediately drops. why the hell does she pore over a menu just for some middle-aged man to think he knows better than her? despite her no-nonsense attitude, she does secretly love fucking with leon. only luis knows about her secret tinder account that she catfished leon on with some fake woman in romania.
(x reader) ada is a woman in tune with herself, in tune with what and who she wants. the second she gets attached, she will display clear favouritism. every new recipe she tries is given to you for taste-testing, claiming that you will always give her the truth. it's a lie, she just like seeing the grin on your face when you enjoy it. if anyone asks her about it, she will vehemently deny it, claiming that you're the only one competent enough at your job. her asking you out is more of a demand than it is a question: this place, this time, wear that dress you know i like. she's not huge fan of pda at the workplace, but she'll always give you that look that screams, just wait until i get my hands on you later.
luis sera (line cook):
this man does not operate on a recipe, he operates on la pasion. really, it just means the foods always a tad spicier than it should be. he also sings obnoxiously loud in the kitchen, to the point that patrons can hear it if they're seated close enough. this man obeys ada for the most part, but he's honestly never touched a measuring cup in his life. he'll stop pouring when his ancestors tell him to stop pouring. however he has the uncanny ability to know exactly when meat is within three degrees of whatever temp they need it cooked to.
the waitstaff either love him or hate him. luis playfully flirts with everyone in his line of sight. who could blame him? he's stuck in a kitchen all day and everyone at this restaurant is unbearably attractive. mostly, he just likes seeing their reactions. leon adamantly begs claire to fetch his plates from the kitchen for him, because luis calls him prince charming every time, and leon hates it.
there's a rumour going around that he got drunk after a shift and made out with another employee, but no one knows who it is. there's a restaurant-wide betting pool on potential victims. also, since luis is the only person who knows about the catfish incident, he loves to ask leon innocuous question while feigning innocence about the whole thing. he's just really invested in his love life, he swears.
(x reader) if you think the flirting is bad towards leon, just wait until he catches an eyeful of you. it is a nonstop barrage of witty compliments, offers to go dancing (or clubbing), and pick-up lines that were definitely picked up off the internet. he's a suave guy, don't get me wrong, but he most definitely gets too many of his ideas from old romance novels. at some point he gives up, telling you straight that he wants to take you out, for reals, and cook you a nice home-cooked meal. maybe some wine. maybe more, if you'll let him. luis is another person who displays clear favouritism, and tries to convince ada into naming a dish after you. it has a horribly cheesy name, but it tastes wonderful and he loves shooting you a wink every time you see him making it (he always makes that dish more carefully than any of the others).
wesker (manager):
this man bought the damn place in a last ditch attempt to save himself from bankruptcy, and unknowingly entangled himself into the lives of the dumbest twenty year olds he's ever met in his life. the only person that he kind of tolerates is ada, because she runs that kitchen like it's the military, and he can respect how batshit terrifying she is. he has a particular vendetta against chris for reasons he can't name, but since chris brings in a lot of money, he can't really refuse. he mostly gets that frustration out by pinning things on chris that leon most definitely did.
he's rarely seen on the actual floor, usually just hanging in the back on the computer doing whatever the fuck he does. (he's playing farmville, but no one knows it's him because of a pseudonym. he also does not know how to turn the music off so if you stand at the right position outside the door you can hear it.)
when he is seen out on the floor, he's wearing the most obnoxious sunglasses and leather jacket known to man, and stalks around the bar to watch for mistakes. you know you fucked up around wesker when there's a sneer on his face. the place almost got robbed once, and wesker threw a punch so fast that everyone stopped trying to piss him off after that.
(x reader) truthfully, he doesn't act too much different around you. it takes months to catch onto the little quirks that show his softness-- just a slight ease in his eyebrow, a softer pitch when addressing you directly. he'll still chew you out for mistakes, but he forgets about it long before he'll let anyone else slide. if things did eventually progress between the two of you, that manager's office is staying locked.
thank y'all for reading! this ended up being way longer than i thought it was going to be lol.
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Some doodles of questionable quality I did on call with my buddies (some they asked me to draw and some I did just to inflict psychic damage)
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eggnogtoast · 2 months
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s.t.a.r.s. era you will always be famous
dumb comic under the cut
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kalimalinka · 3 months
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Ethan fucking Winters
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