#resende

[gamestorrents]

1.43 2024-12-18 11:08:49.377098

https://filmeseserie.com.br/empresa/

[olplus]

L’OL met fin à son partenariat avec l’Académie Pelé à Resende O&L

[velvetwyrme]

bringing back the question for 2025: who in the autobots would fuck a car and/or have an sti

hi i thought too long and hard about this. then i made a silly comic about it which quickly got derailed into another silly bit. and then it kept getting longer and more terrible

i don't know whether you're the same person as the original anon or not but im gonna freakin cry either way. is this my legacy...

on one hand this ask gave me lots of motivation for some reason, so thank you for that, but on the other hand it motivated me to draw a 6 page comic about robot STIs.

i put too much effort into this lmao. for my actual conclusions AND some extra notes about the comic click the read more 👍

Ratchet: No and no. Has HAD STIs before. When he was younger. True across continuities except... in TFA he would have an STI. I can see it.

Ironhide: Yes carfucking, but I feel like the carfuckin was also a one time thing specifically. No STI. To quote my notes: "Frag no, Chromia or Ratch woukd kill him". Typo included.

Jazz: Yes carfucking, no STI because if he got one he'd be on top of treatment. Originally there was a bit in the comic with Jazz and Prowl arguing about which is worse: fuckin a car or havin a STI but it got cut because its already like 6 pages

Prowl: No carfucking and yes STI. He thinks carfucking is Really Weird. Wait. Purely off of vibes because I still haven't watched ES (someday...) but ES!Prowl would fuck a car.

Optimus: Who else do you think gave Megatron the STI? (/j /j... unless?) Carfucking and STI status varies wildly across continuities imo. G1? Yes and yes. IDW... depends on what point in time. I feel like its a yes to both but not at the same time. TFA would not fuck a car but he definitely has an STI. TFP! and ES! OP is a mystery to me, you guys can tell me if you have strong opinions on them. Hm. Armada OP would fuck a car.

Sideswipe: originally it WAS going to be him in the comic but as I mentioned, it got derailed. He'd absolutely give a car an STI.

Wheeljack/Trailbreaker/Hot Rod: Yeah, probably both. Maybe not at the same time though. Hot Rod was only so low on Prowls list because hes Literally Offworld but who knows what hes capable of.

Yes to carfucking, no STI: Lets see... Bumblebee, Cliffjumper (despite Prowl and Ironhide's assumption in the comic, THIS is my actual opinion lmao), I think Mirage would as well, but he'd vehemently deny it. Also *leans in close to the mic* Elita-1 would fuck a car. But she'd do it and it'd be like. Cool.

No to carfucking, yes STI: *long pause as i look into the middle distance* mmm...Smokescreen. I don't know much about TFP!Smokescreen but he can get lumped in there too. Sunstreaker as well, but more because he says he didn't fuck a car but he could be lying and you genuinely can't tell if he is. Also Brawn for some reason.

As for other characters elsewhere... Rodimus is a strong contender for giving a car an STI. So is Whirl, but I feel like he's slightly less likely to have an STI, yknow? Only slightly.

Other notable ones I think would have both but NOT at the same time: Swerve, Skids, Drift (specifically because of Rodimus because even if they don't fuck they seem like the type of friends who share drinks), I think First Aid fits in here too, and is the only medic who would have an STI that I can think of off the top of my head. Oh also Armada!Jetfire.

I also think that the Aerialbots are all contenders for this category too. Some more than others but it wouldn't matter because they all end up with an STI and it's miserable.

ALSO...

The alternate punchline to the comic, had it been set on the Lost Light, is... a meeting (in which the general consensus is that Rodimus fucked the car that mysteriously appeared on the Lost Light, AND he gave it an STI)

Then, Nightbeat bursts in with Brainstorm in tow, and he reveals that it was in fact Brainstorm's fault- NOT because he fucked the car (he's far more interested in er... lab equipment, lets say) BUT he made a gun that fucks cars, and accidentally gave the GUN a STI

ALSO SIDEBURN FROM TF:RID (2001). he would ABSOLUTELY fuck a car and give it an STI. He canonically loves red sportscars and you KNOW that mans got an STI.

[bumfuzzled-bee]

Frens !!

[ask-fan-ii]

GUESS WHO'S BACK!

That's right! It's me, Fan!!! And as many of you may be wondering, where have I been!? Well, my absence may or may not have been caused by dying due to bad decision-making, but the important thing is that I'm back to greet all my loyal fans!! Thank goodness for MePhone4's MeLife- am I right, folks?

Ask box is open once again.

[duplicitywrites]

new stickers arrived today!! 🥳 i will add them to my ko-fi soon as part of a larger shop update!

[justmuscle4u]

Diogo Resende 🇧🇷

[flodaya]

The comments on Twitter and TikTok, I’ve never seen such a collective horniness for Tom

even reddit is on their knees for this man

[80s-90s-fashionphotography]

Dust- Vogue Italia (1999)

André Resende & Gisele Bundchen by Steven Meisel

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

Guys im gonna try to finally respond to all my asks

Pray for me.

[stellar-collective]

tumblr sent the ask to the void (probs to do with the other account issues that they’ve been having) but @wyvchard asked “does your Phoenix know any other languages? if so, what was everyone’s reactions to them speaking it?” (paraphrased since i don’t have the original lol)

i’d imagine that one of the prerequisites for being a globe trotting secret agent is to have at least passing knowledge of most major languages, so Phoenix knows a bit of everything. they grew up in New York City and had a lot of early exposure to Spanish and Russian alongside their native English, and understanding language has always come naturally to them. they’re not half as confident when it comes to speaking them (unless it’s ordering food) but as other languages are expected, whipping them out won’t get much of a reaction. you know what WOULD get a reaction, though? mimicking different dialects/accents.

Reginald was caught ENORMOUSLY off guard the first time that they imitated his accent. (well; they definitely leaned more Cockney than him, but it was close enough to still be a shock.)

[silvertsundere]

Cute Vivian by memo_flora🌷! 💜

[stygiansun-totaleclipse]

Lilith/Lucien: (jealous meter has been cranked to the max) What? No fair. Who gave you that? Names, please. Can I watch next time? Can I give you one? Can I—

Oh really? 👀📝

Go ahead and jot that down for future reference 👀

[cocsot]

grian, but cod

Here you go :3

Just kidding, I don’t have the confidence to fake someone out like that

Grian for anon!!