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thegoodmorningman · 9 months ago

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I really hope it does though.

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demoniccow · 2 years ago

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I've made this joke to myself so much, I put it on a t-shirt.

#reptile #reptiblr #water monitor #t shirt #clothing #humor #reptile jokes #monitor lizard #Lifeguard

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sparrowlucero · 5 months ago

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The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

#but tumblr... i am pagliacci #clown husbandry #look strange aeons on youtube. i know you browse this tag.#I don't respect your 2011 tumblr core take on steven moffat #but I will forgive it when you right this wrong #EDIT: a few people think i'm saying i originated the concept of referring to a clown like an animal #i didn't. i mean i made this really specific joke about exotic animal husbandry and a lot of mutuals bounced off of it with similar jokes #and that's what people started tagging 'clown husbandry'#to this day when you look for the origins a lot of mutual's names (who also kept chickens/pigeons/reptiles/etc) pop up because of this

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edenianleena · 5 months ago

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Real.🤭✨️

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guzhufuren · 3 months ago

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Meet You At The Blossom + text posts (pt. 4/7)

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peepingwizard · 2 months ago

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it's not that he doesn't like Oingo Boingo, it's just that Ford's been playing it nonstop for 5 days straight. Fidds just wants to play his bluegrass records while they make out and have sex for once

#the wizard posts #the wizard shitposts #gravity falls #stanford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddauthor #the book of bill #i need you all to know that after i posted my last post and in the tags i joked about them doing it to reptiles and samurais #i immediately drew this #the thought would not leave my head #in other news i cannot draw fidds #but by god i AM GOING TO FUCKING LEARN #the need to draw yaoi of these 2 will overcome my inability to draw him

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laughing-thrush · 10 months ago

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A good girl keeping her eye on the reptile enclosures

#I nabbed this on my phone before she got down and it looks like a setup. Like a painting wth #I didn’t even crop it it was just like that. She’s flexing her foot bc I petted her beforehand so she was half making biscuits in the air.#It makes her look so elegant tho. Work it smudge #thrush laughs #thrush snaps #cats #catblr #calico #smudge #cute cats #‘Keeping her eye on the reptiles’ the joke is she only has one eye #cell phone photography

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demoniccow · 2 years ago

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SOMEONE had to make a t-shirt already.

#art #humor #reptiblr #reptile jokes #reptile keeper #human enclosure #enrichment in my enclosure #enrichment #reptile

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s0ap-bubbles · 3 months ago

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More mk text posts cus I’m unemployed and bored

#last ones a joke about how freaky those custom ai intro ppl make ashrah #took *ashrah taught me that* and RANNNN #mortal kombat #johnny cage #liu kang #kitana #sonya blade #shang tsung #quan chi #reptile mortal kombat #syzoth #ashrah #cassie cage #jaqui briggs #shitpost #mortal kombat 11 #mortal kombat 1 #mortal kombat x

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demoniccow · 1 year ago

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Show your support for these grumpy, misunderstood lizards by joining their (informal) club! The rules are simple: No smiling. Eat Snails. Roll like a rotisserie chicken if a human tries to pick you up. And, most importantly, Be Cool (because you're ectothermic, duh).

Shirt available at R.C. Murphy Designs.

#humor #reptile #Sheltopusik #European Legless Lizard #glass lizard #reptile shirts #reptile clothing #reptile jokes

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shan-yee · 11 months ago

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My mom : You know that reptilian are real, right ?

Me every time : i wish mom…