#reptile jokes

[thegoodmorningman]

I really hope it does though.

[demoniccow]

I've made this joke to myself so much, I put it on a t-shirt.

[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

[ozzgin]

i have bring you a gift!

Enjoy your dead rat!

There issn't a rat anon?? O well! Whatever

-🐍

Hey hey hey, I'll let you know this is a rodent household! No rattos shall be harmed!!! They are for cuddles and mischief. Here's a vegan sausage instead.

[edenianleena]

Real.🤭✨️

✨️✨️✨️

[guzhufuren]

Meet You At The Blossom + text posts (pt. 4/7)

[peepingwizard]

it's not that he doesn't like Oingo Boingo, it's just that Ford's been playing it nonstop for 5 days straight. Fidds just wants to play his bluegrass records while they make out and have sex for once

[coridallasmultipass]

It Cwisma.

Mewwy Cwisma!

[demoniccow]

SOMEONE had to make a t-shirt already.

[laughing-thrush]

A good girl keeping her eye on the reptile enclosures

[demoniccow]

Show your support for these grumpy, misunderstood lizards by joining their (informal) club! The rules are simple: No smiling. Eat Snails. Roll like a rotisserie chicken if a human tries to pick you up. And, most importantly, Be Cool (because you're ectothermic, duh).

Shirt available at R.C. Murphy Designs.

[s0ap-bubbles]

More mk text posts cus I’m unemployed and bored