#replaying m3 lol

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oh you know

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mistaken for the commander

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Just finished a replay of my favorite game series, Mother!! I'm glad i did because my first time playing it my opinion was a bit unbalanced and influenced by my play order i feel, now i have newfound appreciation for all three of them!

more thoughts under da cut

First time i played in order of 3>2>1 and this time i went the other way around!

My opinion on Mother 1 has not changed much i think. I love the story the most, it is a simple unique contained tale with a sweet message. It is undoubtedly very dated and janky and also admittedly exhausting to play, lol. It's the combination of the monotonous visual, blaring song and just a big barren dangerous world to explore! I still love it so much though i would not recommend it as someone's first game in the installment in this series. Need to ease your way in from other installment(s) first.

Mother 2, i remember not liking it so much when i played it first time. Mainly because it was so different from Mother 3, lol. And the quirkiness takes precedence over everything else, at least that's what i thought back then. After replaying it i like it a lot more now!

It is similar to M1 in visual/ux though with *many* improvements that makes it an easier experience. I still don't appreciate how hard it is to navigate your way thru status conditions and healing them. Though i do feel that being able to heal everything via hot springs is a tad too convenient... so iunno! I like the world exploration aspect and i think homesickness is such a cute status effect, haha.

Mother 3 was my BIG favorite back then! I still love it now obviously though the flaws are a bit more apparent now that i play in the supposed order. M1 and M2 was like, cosmic horror for kids. And now in M3 that aspect is just gone? and it's more of a tragic family tale. It's great, but admittedly it doesn't hit me as hard as the first time. Maybe mainly because i think the first few chapters were a draaaaag. They're more intended for story progression instead of gameplay experience, and the game doesn't properly kick off until i have my full team (chapter 5). Also i don't really care about the lore dump since they just did it right before the end.

That was a big complaint but M3 also has plethora of positives. I like the cast the most (mainly for emotional reasons rather than gameplay efficiency but STILL), sound battle is a blast, fantastic music and animation. The world is less open and more of a linear path but they circumvent it by giving you the ability to run. Also it has the sweetest ending!!!

Final verdict? Mother series good. Play all of them

thank you for reading till the end!

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alright, since you don't mind, here are some tips! (putting this into a reblog, bc there appears to be a character limit in the replies)

DmC is extremely replayable, so you'll run into a lot of stuff that you can really only interact with on your 2nd playthrough. For example, those red crystal formations you could've encountered in M2 and M3 can be broken with a weapon you acquire later in the game. The same thing goes for some of the hard to reach blue vines, you'll have a tool to cut them later. This opens new possibilities for exploration and traversal, so I definitely recommend to replay DmC at least once (I'm on my 6th or 7th playthrough rn btw lol)

There's a fun but tricky to pull off mechanic that is required to reach some areas with souls/keys/ect. that are somewhere high up or hidden behind a high obstacle. Basically it's chaining enemy stepping + demon pull OR payoff + angel pull to keep launching yourself higher and higher. Iirc, you need to do this about 4-5 times throughout the game, but I won't tell where, not to spoil anything (but the key in this mission might be one of those instances)

In this (and one more mission) you can use demon pull to throw demons into the pit in the center of the mixing room. It's a pretty advanced trick, but with right timing and precise camera movement it's possible and it looks SICK. Basically you jump over the pit, grab an enemy and pull it towards you, enemy-step and angel glide back onto the arena, while the demon falls to its demise. I've seen ppl use this to dispose of those annoying Tyrants at the end of the mission and did so myself a couple of times :) Staying in the air is key in this section of the mission, but I get it, it must be hard with the current arsenal (I promise, it gets more fun on the 2nd playthrough)

I hope I was at least somewhat helpful!

DmC: Devil May Cry- Mission 5: Virility

Yeah, totally normal-looking building. Cool.

Kat butt.

Kat is literally so gorgeous.

Well, this certainly doesn't look ominous.

'Lamia' lmao. Isn't that also used as a variant name for vampires or snake-folk?

Yeah, I'd fucking run away, too.

Chill Dante geez. Alsoooo... why does the Rebellion look the same size in his hand there as it does when he's an adult? Does it magically adjust sizes to the wielder? Be pretty useful.

Dante gets all the bitches I guess.

What a gremlin lmao

Ew ew ew gross stop wtf

there's edgy and emo and then there's this

Help meee the way he's looking at her is kind of so sweet????

yeah totally nothing going to be sussy about this mystery 'secret ingredient' with the weird worm mascot

Is this not, like... a secure area? No one's noticing them going inside? No security guards? Despite Mundus having the rest of the city heavily monitored?

this place is a lot bigger than I expected.

THERE ARE BIRDS HERE???

Okay they... look really good together. I have a feeling she's going to die at some point in the story, though. I really hope I'm wrong because I like her.

ass

...Haha... I'm in danger.

that Virility worm for the logo just reminds me of Toji Fushiguro's Hidden Inventory worm.

and... 'obesity'... hahaha. Yes. First world problems.

Are they talking about kids from my graduating class or modern issues together, lmao

Yeah, Soda is poison, guys. too much caffeine and sugar. Drink your water. Hydrate or die-drate.

[berniecranes]

Lmfaooo I love that forgot to post M3 shots today, I need to finally sit down and schedule shit .....but if it's just you an me......um.....I'm kinda lost at what to post every day. All shots feels unimportant and not interesting for posts lmfaooo. Not in like bad gloomy way, bc I'm literally just taking pictures of a cutscene so it's not important. But also, I have some weird faces bc I just liked the angle of their face bc half of my screenshots and why they're so excessive is so I have different angles of characters for when I draw them. Bfjdjdjdkdd but yeah I wanna replay and get more of the beginning of the game bc I feel like I'm lacking in those but yeah lol ramble over.

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M3 Dade – Talon Mid Lane – KR SoloQ Highlights

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (6-5-2020)

Episode: 429 June 5th, 2020 The Barracks Los Angeles, California

Opening Segment: Ruckus and The Set come out and Ruckus cuts a classic braggadocios promo “Yes I hold the strap, Yes I am the champ but brother I am bad and they know I’m bad” ((Ruckus word for word cuts a Dusty Rhodes world champion promo from 1979 with those words) Ruckus: Boys I’ve got word that we now have our own satin jacket on pro wrestling tees dot com graphic on screen appears Kotto: Ooh that’s nice Myron: that’s hot, that’s hot that’s a hot piece Jordan: fye Ruckus: but I...

Alveno La Flare enters Ruckus: boys, it’s cool it’s cool, let him in the ring, Let young Alveno LaFlare In here that’s what’s up. Ruckus to Alveno: Alveno I know that Silver Bryce himself is your cousin but that don’t mean you can accept my acquisition . I am asking you, to try on this prototype jacket for The Set, go head try it on, this shit clean as fuck bro try it on.

Alveno tries on the jacket Ruckus: Do you wanna be in The Set Alveno? *crowd urges a muffled mixed reaction Alveno: Seeing I’ve been competing here on Pyro for several months, I’ve had some wins, I’ve had some losses Siaka: I know that’s right you 4-9 sksksksksk Alveno: Then YES I will join The Set, now the beef between you and Bryce is just that! It’s between YOU and Bryce, but If I can be a winner, then damn it I’m not gonna miss the chance to be a winner Ruckus: Ok ok ok I respect your tenacity now you gotta prove you a winner and beat a few losers, I done got GM Troy Clausen to SET this up earlier so let’s see what you got:

Garrett Thompson and Ethan Bedlam enter

M1: Alveno La Flare & Jordan Oliver defeat Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam

After the match Golden Bryce storms down and asks Alveno, you just signed on with the devil, what’s wrong with you? The Set attacks Bryce from behind until Masato Tanaka comes down for the save, Tanaka and Bryce start fending off The Set noticeably as a well oiled machine and when they both clear the ring, Bryce teases like he’s gonna nail Masato Tanaka with the 6 rings but as Tanaka turns around slowly, he hesitated and stops what he almost contemplated, Tanaka notices this and slides backwards out of the ring and they share a cold stare as Tanaka walks backward up the ramp and Bryce tries to heal up before his LD7 rematch tonight, is there disintegration between Bryce and his mentor Tanaka?

Devils Playhouse ad

Backstage James Westerbeck asks Alveno La Flare “What made you join The Set tonight? Alveno responds If you can’t beat em I mean you gotta join em

Women’s Devil’s Playhouse Qualifying Match

M2: Doxy Deity defeats Rosemary with a roll up After the match: Priscilla comes down and hits Doxy with her title and cuts a scathing promo on her, I’m the dominant female of Xtreme and inside the Devil’s Playhouse I’m gonna feel right at home

Kiera Hogan runs in the ring and smashes a birthday cake in the face of the women’s champ Prisiclla Kelly who turned 23 today, Priscilla licks the icing

All Man and All Woman are looking are debating wedding fonts for the invitations with Romeo Roselli, Joe Gacy waltzes in and sits “cool guy” style spinning the chair around before popping a squat “All Woman, All Man sitting on a tree, K i s s i n g, first comes love then comes marriage then comes the death machines armed with perish.

All Man: that was really good up until the end you know that, my fiancé is going to beat Audrey Carbine tonight and next week, I would challenge you but I’m busy you know I got this wedding to plan and do, but so help me if you wanna ruin my moment I’ll drop you where you stand. Joe Gacy: Hey! It’s your wedding! It’s your funeral lol you know, you wanna have a wedding ceremony inside a pro wrestling ring....then accept the potential consequence. I’ll be there, but I’ll be there with a gift. I just came here to say you have nothing to worry about. Congratulations Gacy walks away

Men’s Devil’s Playhouse Qualifying Match M3: Kotto Brazil defeats The Marauder Simon Gotch (with Mandy Leon)

Kotto gets Gotch in a very good match as The Set now adds another member to the fray!

Inside the GM office of Troy Clausen is Simon Gotch and Mandy Leon busting through the door, Gotch: Mister Clausen at the rumble I eliminated you’re son and since then what have you done for me Troy: Well you lost the match Mandy Leon: We were promised titles Troy: Titles are earned Mandy, you know the tag titles are Intergender now maybe find some ring gear? Hmm!

Champagne enters Champagne: (to Troy) I’m noticing all the Set seemingly keeps getting these qualifiers for the playhouse Troy: And? Champagne: I think your in cahoots Troy: Oh is it not fair? Curtis? Is it not fair? You of all people? Former world champion??? Or so I’m told I mean I don’t remember your reign personally but I’ve heard once upon a time your were world champion so like a champion you should suck it up and move on, maybe a make a friend, get some help, your gonna need it

All Man joins commentary and winces at every “rough spot” because who doesn’t want All Woman to have too many bruises at the wedding next week

Street Fight M4: All Woman defeats Audrey Carbine with a roll up, Gacy comes down and gets All Woman in a powerbomb position

All Man crawls in to make the save but just gets on his knees pleading “Not before the wedding, don’t, dont, Audrey Carbine grabs the mic: You get your little wedding but at the devils playhouse we get our titles and we get to pick the stipulation All man: fine fine Gacy just drops All Woman kinda lightly and Death Machines walk up the ramp, Romeo Roselli passes by them and check on All Woman who gets up quick, she’s fine and the tag champs look strong as they tie the knot next week

Leonard McGraw enters

Jake Awesome enters

XPWEW International Title on the line! M5: Jake Awesome defeats Leonard McGraw after a very back and forth match with many close calls, after the match Referee Kevin Madrox replays the footage where it looked like Leonard got his arm up before the 3 count, Awesome ignores the footage “He lost, he lost, you can’t challenge the play it’s pro wrestling”

Leonard “get back here you big sum bitch, Troy Clausen if you’re watching, I deserve a god damn rematch”

Crowd cheers for McGraw (he’s BIG over)

Guest referee Masato Tanaka enters

Golden Bryce enters

Ruckus enters with Jordan Oliver, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil, Siaka Lexoni, Chrissy Rivera and the newest member of The Set: he joined at the beginning of the show one Alveno La Flare who is actually the blood cousin of Golden Bryce

Lockdown 7 Rematch 1 on 1 XPWEW World Heavyweight Title on the line!

If Golden Bryce loses he can no longer challenge for the XPWEW World Title for as long as the current reign of Ruckus lasts

Special Guest Referee: Masato Tanaka

Ruckus defeats Golden Bryce

Bryce starts complaining saying Masato did a fast count, kinda true it was a little on the fast side but the match had many 2 count close calls anyway

5 STAR MATCH! After the match: The Set celebrates as until Alveno La Flare dropkicks everyone with a flurry of kicks and lastly Ruckus is left he runs with the titles trying to hit Alveno, Alveno does a split, avoids the shot and hits Ruckus with his own finisher: The Bankroll (huge pop for that)

Alveno holds up the world title and says “Fuck the set” I wanna be champion

Siaka grabs the mic : Boy you! Ruckus snatched mic from Lexoni: You sneaky nigga, You scary nigga you done fucked up but that’s ok, that’s ok blood, you wanna fuck with me, you wanna fuck with The Set? Remember that casket I came out of and put your cousin in at the biggest event of year a few weeks ago? Yeah? You do? Well how bout this! I’ll defend my title against You Alveno! In a casket match, and I’ll stomp you out and bury that lil career you tryna spark nigga, end Yo shit

Alveno: I accept!!!!

Show ends

[berniecranes]

Been wanting to replay M3 rlly bad lately, I have been missing it so much. And I honestly rlly want to replay the other games as well bc it's been a little bit since I've played! And I've seen the other 2 games wayyyy less than M3, aha.

Idk if I said it, but M3 is rlly what pushed me to play the series. Don't get me wrong, I was intrigued by all the games actually being M*fia based, but I remember seeing some of the stuff Stevie reblogged from M3 and I loved the way it look, aha. I rlly liked Lincoln's design and couldn't wait to get to that game!! But actually, Stevie as a whole was the one that introduced the series to me!! They watched it and really enjoyed it, and said I would enjoy it!! But that was a lil while ago, probably near when DE first came out! I bought the Trilogy not /too/ long after that, but my laptop had no storage for the longest time 💀

But long story short, it wasn't till this year (obvi) I played all of them and just fell in love with this series. And it was such a great feeling bc obviously I was still head over heels obsessed with IV (let's be real Bernie and sometimes Niko) so it was SO much fun to fall into a new universe. And just aaaaa, I love this series so much. And idk feeling particular abt it tonight so I guess this is where this ~nostalgic~ feelings from January this year came to me lol

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Sat down and played some M3 today and got to replay Stones Unturned ^-^ god this DLC is so fcking weak but I still love it unfortunately.

Still seems like it's not even like a rare dialogue it's just a cut dialogue of Marshall's "Creature of Habit" comment or his comment abt lil mexican crows. I rlly wish I could hear both of those fully. Like ughhhhhh. ESPECIALLY the CoH line. Like you cannot have this be the opening mission name and cut the line that adds the punch to it like PLS.

Everytime I see Aldridge's opening scene in Welcome to the Show, I'm like damn this guy is so smug it's not even funny. And it's just wild how just seeing him again could have John freeze up nearly that ENTIRE time, and when John does speak they're just not really good anything. Just it is wild how much you can tell Aldridge has seriously impacted John. And like you can tell by his smirk and smug attitude the entire time he clearly gets a kick out of being able to have that affect on him. It's just so wild seeing. I will forever wish we could see those two when they were good. What that was like because they had to be close, just had to be. I still think it's bullshit they only met in '54 and then in 'again in Vietnam' because of John's admiration of him. Though I do suppose I get the rlly only getting to rlly know each other in 'Nam and it being from '61 to '63 though that mirrors Lincoln and John a little *too* closely imo but now that is very interesting to think abt....but regardless I think they def worked together more in between that and John just didn't say anything because, damn, the senator is shit at pushing questions.

It was nice seeing, I just adore John and Lincoln's interactions it's not even funny. I just want MORE THOUGH. I just love how fluid their back and forth is. And while sometimes it's a little odd, it's never forced. You can tell these two have been alongside each other for 2 years. You can see where they both may have slight reservations but you also see still how they work off of one another. And how they genuinely, actually care about another. And that I just love. Thinking about how Lincoln just KNEW John, and knew he would be a little frazzled by one of Aldridge's taunts, and instantly tells him Aldridge is full of shit. And not to listen to him. And John's like pause and how he utters out a small weak response. Just I just really like that they have that understanding of one another. Because I love that we see that in the main game John do similar for Lincoln. And just I am sorry I can ramble forever how much I love these twoooooooo.

And lol, caught another dialogue that I have never caught with Gary, the C*A Pilot or whatever he is technically. And he makes a "I don't swing that way" joke that made rlly no sense. How does this man have like only a handful of lines but have that scary(TM) voice that's clearly military/gov't that I just don't trust and makes a homophobic joke. Like boooooo!

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XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (4-3-2020)

Friday Night Pyro #420 April 3rd, 2020 Los Angeles, CA The Barracks

Opening Segment: Golden Bryce says Blitzkrieg was a success NOW ON TO THE RUMBLE....

Leonard McGraw enters with Ryu McGraw to Bryce: “And I plan on winning that Xtreme Rumble match in just 3 weeks and any piss pants punk in the back can file back cause come April 26th brother I’m coming for ya...

Alveno enters “Who’s to say I don’t have a chance to shock the world”

Leonard to Alveno “You wanna back that up kid”

GT and Bedlam enters “Leo you got more problems considering saving your bollocks. Last Sunday at Blitzkrieg you won that cage match within an inch of your life. You should be more concerned about me

Leonard signals GT “Get your finger out of Ethan’s ass. Cause Garrett I’m fixing to fight you right now c’mon son take your best shot”

GT to Leonard “Perhaps later”

Bryce “Perhaps you take your best shot against me. Because Garrett you know in this business and lately you’ve been beating around the bush with Leonard McGraw so I say this in this locker room you either act tough or talk tough and you a pussy

OHHHHHHHHHHHH SHITTTTTTT

Mandy Leon consort promo “The roaring 20’s-esq promo”

1 on 1 Non-Title / Exhibition Match M1: Golden Bryce defeats Garrett Thompson w/ Bedlam

Bedlam interference consistently but smarty Bryce avoids many of his antics. Referee Kevin Madrox officiates it well and doesn’t completely blind himself like the typical ref spot. He continuously is catching Bedlam off guard before he does heelish tactics. GT is able to get upper hand on Bryce for a long time so much so that commentary points out “Garrett Thompson a former Lockdown main event himself. Main evented Lockdown 5 unsuccessfully but despite never being a world champion GT has always remained IN THE HUNT. And a win over Bryce tonight can put him in that position; potentially in 3 weeks at the Rumble” Finish: GT is setting up Bryce for the Wasteland. But in the follow-through of the maneuver Bryce is able to cradle GT in for a crucifix roll-up for the 1-2-3 Bryce defeats Garrett Thompson After the match GT Irate calls for a “2” towards the ref. Bryce hits the 6 rings on him for good measure. And just like that the world champion is on nothing but a positive momentum swing as we treach toward the rumble.

After the match Leonard McGraw runs down to the ring and “gets a piece of GT’s ass” Bedlam tried to evade him but Leonard tosses Bedlam right over the top rope to the outside and then Lou Thez press on GT, punches him and then GT rolls out the ring. McGraw then all hype backs up into Bryce’s chest and turns around quick and fake him out with a Buckshot clothesline ONLY a fakie. Bryce DID NOT flinch and McGraw nods his head up and down then points up 3 fingers as to signal just 3 more Pyro’s until the Rumble. Then he points up at the Lockdown 7 sign.

Camera follows Bryce from the ring, up the ramp and even behind the curtain.

The Set is chilling right behind the curtain smoking weed “as ya do” Ruckus, Jordan Oliver, Myron Reed, Kotto Brazil, Siaka Lexoni & Chrissy Rivera Jordan Oliver to Bryce: Hah! Nice roll up champ. Bryce: It wasn’t pretty but it was a win Jordan: Yeah it was a win but c’mon I’m undefeated. You’ve lost a couple bucko. 2020 is the year of The Set. 2020 is my year. And in just 3 weeks I’m gonna throw out all those clowns and I’m gonna unify our titles pimp Myron & Kotto: laughing Ruckus: gets up from chair and looks Bryce up and down** psssk let’s get outta here Bryce: What? Ruckus: looks Bryce up and down again Bryce: What’s wrong Ruckus? If you don’t talk, I’ll talk to this talkative punk Jordan Oliver: Me? Bryce: Yeah..I don’t have the authority to unify titles. I certainly wouldn’t classify myself a “Junior”weight. So how bout this junior, take on the heavyweight. Champion. And we’ll see how long your solid that undefeated streak of yours is. Jordan Oliver: You want me? Your own. I just think it’s a bad marketing move to do the Lockdown main event next week but that’s cool. You and me. 1 on 1. Juniorweight champ vs Heavyweight champ. Bryce: And by the way “The Set” your welcome to be at ringside to play cheerleader for Jordan. Just know that if you step in my ring during the match. As soon as I see some ass I’m kicking it. Get it. (Looks at Myron) Got it. (Looks at Kotto) Good. (Looks at Ruckus)

Bryce walks off The Set stares at him walking off (((Clustered talking))) “Fuck that nigga” “Lame ass Busta” “Green Bryce lookin ass”

M2: Tag Team Action! Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil w/ Jordan Oliver defeat 3M3 (wearing 3M protective facemasks)

(((Ruckus and Lexoni on commentary put over Myron, Kotto & Jordan)))

Backstage: Amy Lee knocking on Kiera Hogan’s Dressing Room door. “Are you ready?” Kiera: I can’t open the door... Amy: I’m coming in Kiera: I need help... Amy: Ok I’m coming in (Kiera Hogan is screaming with both hands stuck to her weave not natural hair (not a weave that she typically sports) Amy: are you gonna put your hands down? Kiera: That bitch Priscilla has put glue all over my weave and now I can’t remove it from my hands. Amy: our match is next we gotta go Kiera: no no no no no I can’t no no no Amy: Oh yeah the title, I’ll hold your belt for you (Amy Lee practically pushing Kiera Hogan down the hallway) Amy: Champion’s don’t take breaks Kiera: that is the un-truest statement ever

Tag Team Action! (Kiera Hogan not in ring gear with hands glued to her head (on apron most of match, can’t tag in)

M3: Prisiclla & Doxy defeat Amy Lee & Kiera Hogan (c)

*comedy match with spots revolving around Kiera Hogan not being able to use her hands since they were glued meticulously by Priscilla when she put on her weave *Priscilla and Doxy have had a barbed-wire massacre match in the past so seeing them team up for once they weren’t very chummy but both have a grudge to settle with Kiera now

Finish: Priscilla hits osteoporosis on Amy Lee for the win and after the match Kiera is able grab her title and scram once she un-glues her hands but her weave is still stuck so she has just a basket use for hands. “I’m gonna finish you once and for all you tramp” *Doxy standing side by side in the ring with Priscilla *Doxy grabs the mic “Prisiclla tonight we were a team but there aren’t women’s tag titles In this promotion. So we are not friends. I’m looking at one thing. My women’s championship. Priscilla: Well I’m looking a two things. A bimbo with her hands glued. And the women that took that title from me. I’m not friends with ANYONE. Bite me

*Backstage: [Pre-Recorded Promo] ((Looks to be inside of a car)) Rosemary and Lotus with Slayer Slayer: 30. 30 dived by half is 15. 15 in 3rds becomes 5. And just like the lotus blossom. You can pluck it away 1 by 1 by 1 by1.........then that petal remains. That petal will always be remembered. In 3 weeks. I am that petal. And my seed is another. I’m not a betting man. But betting odds. Lotus or myself main eventing the biggest event in XPWEW history. I’m just waiting. I don’t have anything to prove.....

In Ring Segment: (((Joe Gacy needs to find a tag team partner worthy of being champion with him since Brodie Croyle is injured His first trial: Soloman Nasty

Tag Team Action! M4: Joe Gacy & “Soloman Nasty” defeat 2 jobber local talents Bully Jaxon & “Mr. Insane Replay”

After the match Joe Gacy gives Soloman Nasty a “thumbs up” Nasty smiles Gacy then gives a “thumbs down” and pounces Nasty Gacy then sets up a table in the ring and presses him through it Joe Gacy: “I guess Soloman Nasty isn’t Plagueground material and isn’t worthy of being my tag team champion partner” *lifts Soloman Nasty up and slams the microphone on his head! EMTs didn’t even bother helping the jobber Soloman Nasty tonight here folks

Main Event! 3 Way Match (first fall wins) Leonard McGraw defeats All Man & Slayer

Finish occurs when Slayer gets thrown to the outside. All Man is getting momentum he’s going crazy shaking the ropes but off the ropes on the other side of the ring BOOM! TEXTBOOK TITAN TRON LEVEL Leonard annihilates All Man with a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL aka “The Buckshot” Leonard McGraw picks up the WIN by pinning the All Man

IN RING SEGMENT: James Westerbeck: Ladies & Gentlemen for the first time speaking in over 6 months. Troy Clausen

Champagne Clausen enters

Champagne about to speak...

Troy Clausen enters

“Troy: Well, dont look at me like I’m fricken Frankenstein you don’t wanna give me a hug. That’s fine. I don’t want it. 6 months ago I got into the ring for the first time and I got my ass handed to me. And since then that man hasn’t won a match huh huh (Hi Jacques, how ya doing) In those months we’ll we’ve entered a new decade. Kobe Bryant passed away. Terrible. Corona Virus has changed the everyday world, as we know it. Jacques Dudley has a losing streak...Jake Awesome doesn’t even work here anymore. Golden Bryce won a match on PPV. Champagne: I was the World HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Troy: Yeah well I didn’t see it Champagne: I was Troy: Oh yeah you were, but not the Curtis Clausen I knew. Before you won that title 45 minutes before I was incapacitated. You were different. And then when you seen I was going to make a full recovery I was told you amped my meds? You amped up my dosage? How is that legal? You won that title and you became vindictive, vengeful, hateful, mean, calculating, heartless, relentless and god damned GUTERRRRAL .......Just like me! :) But Curtis you’ll never be evil as me :) You’ll never be as good at bein one VILE SON OF A BITCH LIKE ME! You’ll always be...a Troy. Clausen wannabe. You took me out of the picture because you wanted to be the center of attention well now you got it. You got it. I like it You know why? Cause I would have done the same DAMN THING!!!! But now your times up. Freight Train told me everything. But now I’m awake and I don’t care what title you won, you are a pissant. You couldn’t keep me down! And I love it! I love it! Vindictive! Calculated. Vile. You tried but Damnit son lol I’m just a whole lot better at it Now look at ya You got no title You have no sedated father Where’s all the attention you wanted Well that’s fine cause you’ve paid yourself an ass whooping And this means I got one more chance to beat the fuck outta you Champagne: You won’t Troy: Oh I won’t SLAPS CHAMPAGNE ((Champagne tackles troy and punches him repetitively over and over. ((Troy just Eats all those punches)) Troy laying on mat on his back: You got nothing.. heavily breathing ((Champagne looks under the ring and grabs a Singapore Cane)) Troy: Do it. Do it you Jagaloon Champagne: thwaks .......again.........again....then hits Troy on the back about 6 times (((Champagne goes back to punching Troy on the head over and over until blood is spilled and Troy has a crimson mask just flowing from his forehead (( Champagne un-do’s his tie and leaves the ring )) Troy: You and me...Lockdown Seven Champagne: mouthing since he has no microphone “I’ll be doing the main event” Troy: No heavily breathing I’ll make damn you won’t..... Camera zooms in on a bloody crimson masked smiling Troy Clausen SHOW ENDS