#renskall

[mcraftdoodles]

"Iskall's thigh is... juicy"

"Yeah, Ren... Ren knows about my thigh"

[riacte]

some thoughts about some ren ships:

ren/martyn: it's fine and it's cool until springtime comes and there's a melancholy in the tepid, humid air that clings to your skin and clogs up your lungs. and it's really fine until you start planting carrots again in the way he did and you realise all the small moments in your life have been defined by those few months you spent with him. there's a before and an after. his influence has melted so casually in your daily life that you don't realise it. it takes years for the intensity and absence to sink in even though it's always been there. and you finally understand. what you felt on those carrot fields was love. (note the past tense. note that you're a liar.)

ren/doc: words cannot describe what happened in that damned van. they're not husbands, they're FREAKS. they almost wish they did romantic shit like stargazing and going on dates but it's just a lot of being cooped up in the tiny van and the intimacy of repairing each other's prosthetics and lying in the same bed and staring at each other for hours while listening to nothing but the hum of the air conditioner and each other's breathing. because they're "bros".

ren/cleo: they practice "on and off platonic smooching". whatever that even means. physically affectionate to the point of being disgusting. they can stop and start back again at any time but somehow it's healthy. despite all the intense pda and cuddling and shit, no one emerges emotionally devastated. their dms are just spamming heart emojis.

ren/false: he's been lowkey crushing on her for so long he's genuinely forgotten about it. from her point of view, he's been acting this way around her since forever so she's also forgotten about it. they exist in this miraculous and meticulous limbo in which no one crosses a line because they don't think about it. they have the keys to each other's bases and water each other's flowers. one day they wake up and make each other breakfast and look out at their beautiful mess of a shared garden because it's their sixtieth day of accidental cohabitation and go "how did we get here again".

ren/iskall: i know it's long gone and the magic's not here no more and we can't go back to who we were. maybe i'll joke about "wrong person, right time" but that feels like stabbing myself in the chest with a dull knife. i look at you and from the bottom of my heart, i feel love. regardless of what kind of love it is. when i see you smile, i can still feel it against my lips. so maybe we still wear each other's clothes. so maybe you still drink from that ugly mug i got as a gag anniversary gift. so maybe you still consider sending me a love letter as a joke. best friends to lovers to neighbours. jokes and casual flirtation and even more casual declarations of love. i love you and you love me but we both know it's not the same anymore. still, it was good. for a while, we were good.

[4n0therp4intb4llepis0de]

A discord server Im in did this thing where we choose 10-15 of our fanfics we wrote and pick a random line to put here so Ima do that on tumblr

1. “Darkness”

Grian couldn't breath correctly. He kept hyperventilating, his vision blurred, and he felt a sharp pain in his chest. Why? Why must this happen to me?

2. The Benefits of Dehydration

"I think Mumbo's probably still looking for you, y'know" he jokes. "Ughhhhh i don't wanna gOoo" "Grian you have to at some point"

3. No I’m Not

The night proceeded normally.

If you count all the lights being on and no one sleeping, normal.

4. Reunited

It was hopeless. He was far away already and Grian didn't know what just happened. He decided to enter Hermitcraft, and go sit in his base for a bit to process what happened. He didn't even bother reading the messages on his communicator.

5. Race Against the Clock

I hate my life.

Okay that's a little much, but I hate this disease.

Yea that's better.

6. Heather

"Iskall... would you like to dance with me?" Ren nervously asks him. It hurts to see, but even though I'm saddened by it I'm happy for Ren. "Yes of course!" Iskall perks up.

7. New Years

"Why am I even going to a New Years party?" Grian groans. "Because it's fun. And I want cookies" scar answers him, as if he was ready to say 'I told you so' once Grian goes and enjoys it. (By force if needed.)

8. Sleepover

"So uh my kitchen's on fire."

"Grian... are you serious?" I could hear him trying to stifle a laugh. "eee-yep" I answered. "Alright I'll come over and help you put it out" and with that he hung up.

9. Our Spot

"Doc!" I screamed happily without thinking about anything else in that moment. "dude, did you decorate this!?"

"Uhm.. yeah! I did!"

"This is awesome! Why did you though?" I continued, slowly walking away in awe.

10. Two all-nighters

It was an odd sort of curse the terraformer had, but every night that he had a nightmare he'd come to Grian and feel better.

11. Chase With Fear

She rang the doorbell and heard Enid's mom yell for Enid to get it. "Ugh okay" Enid replied. She opened the door and started with, "if you're looking for Lucille Sinclair, you're at the wrong house," she sounded annoyed.

12. Operation EX

I screamed at the sight. I'm not sure why. No one could hear me. I couldn't even hear me. It took me what felt like ages to realize I was crying. I knew I wouldn't be able to do anything from the void. I couldn't message anyone, only receive messages. I couldn't come back to the surface. So then why was I now sad my brother was gone?

[riacte]

hi mumbo jumbo number one renskall warrior

[hermit voice] i would prefer not to see shipping UNLESS it’s ren with some guy [slams reblog button]

[spellboundcities]

Could you ever so draw snowbugs or renskall? (if you still draw HC)

If you're cold, they're cold. let them in!!

[itlw]

As much as I love "canon compliance"/compliance to real life in RPF fics, I think that it'd be so fun to get silly with it.

Make Ren a werewolf. Yes the real guy! He can still live in England and do British things, but he's just a werewolf. How would that affect his day to day life? How would that affect his relationships? Maybe that's why he doesn't really date. Maybe he gets so stressed out every months or so, because on full moons he needs to physically restrain himself.

Maybe one night, when he's lost track of the lunar cycle, he's on call with someone he's been harboring a crush on for too long. That night, the full moon blooms into color, and shines on him. Ren of course, doesn't know what to do, so he ends the call abruptly and closes his shades.

It's not long until this person starts to ask questions. Is Ren okay? What happened? He ignores them until he's all wolfed out of course, but you know how Ren is. He'll probably ignore them a bit longer.

Days come and go, and Ren ignores them for as long as possible, as well as any other messages from their mutual friends. Until he receives a message from his brother of all people, asking him to talk. So he does. And they agree that Ren should just... tell them about the werewolf stuff. Worst case scenario, they don't believe him.

So he does. And they listen.

And most of them are skeptical at best, Ren can't actually be a werewolf after all. But one of them does believe him, and of course, it's his crush.

Of course they're concerned about how he's treating his body during the full moons. With the chains he straps his body to the bed with, and the scratch marks he leaves on himself by accident. So they suggest coming over and... "helping".

For some reason, Ren lets them.

Ren lets them lay him on the bed, and lets them tie up his wrists, ankles, and thighs in rope. He can't move, but it's comfortable this time. It's actually quite nice. So Ren lets them over during a full moon. And the next. And the next one too.

He can feel himself grow calmer, even as the moon starts to grow bright. He's comfortable with them in his house, tying him up, and leaving kisses down his back as he starts to transform.

It's... nice. To finally be loved.

Like how he's always wanted to be.

[transfemzedaph]

OKOK SO.. During season 6 Ren was the very first person out during demise and he like started going ape trying to kill the other hermits, mainly by silly traps. Kinda just saying he was collecting everyone’s souls. After demise was over he gave his soul to Iskall. He lived in Joe Hills graveyard where he practiced juggling. He was so silly and I miss him dearly.

i think grimdog and zedeath should fuse and terrorise the living together <3

also. giving your soul to another man 🤔🤔🤔🤔 kinda gay.

[cringefails2close2thesun]

i think we can all agree that rendog has a thing for ppl w/ green as their main color

look at these two:

he clearly has a type

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

...are renskall kismeses this season

[sunflower-cathedral]

Lets Talk About The Perception Of Ren This Season.

Going to try say this as politely as possible, this season it just feels like some people are Infantilizing and really boiling down the relationships he holds with certain hermits to something that it's not + turning Ren into a one dimensional person and character.

I wanted to try address a couple things in this post regarding that; How the fanbase has been reacting to how hermits are treating him on camera mainly (Long Post, so it's under Keep Reading <3).

Regarding how the neighbourhood of ministries have been treating Ren;

They are all very close friends. and have been for up to 10 or so years. Please, for the love of everything holy watch old series like Foolcraft, Hermitcraft UHCs, the Renskall Podcast, older seasons of Hermitcraft etc. Hell, even watch my favourite VOD; Sea Of Thieves. You quickly learn the dynamic they have, and the fact they all go off on playful banter (and also re: British Humour/Love that Cleo and False have mentioned off-handedly in streams and videos before being typically brash and sarcastic. Also not to mention how Martyn is British; I'll get to that later though.) There's a really specific dynamic where Iskall, False and Stress are close friends with him and care about him deeply; and Ren has openly talked about how much the Hermits have helped him out during IRL struggles. The roles and performance they put on for the camera is not going to always reflect how they treat each other off camera, let alone show how much they all deeply care for one another. Cleo has outright mentioned how much they care about Ren on stream too even. A lot of hermits have mentioned how much they appreciate Ren, and have complimented him + said affirmations on stream.

Regarding hermits ribbing him/not playing along;

If something happened that was uncomfortable for Ren or Too Much, it would've been mentioned after and not included in anyone's POVs. Ren's whole kinda thing is being a Theatre Kid, his whole thing is being dramatic and taking up roles for the sake of creating fun storylines and contents for the other hermits to either play along with or turn into something else. If a hermit took it a way Ren wasn't happy with He Would Bring It Up To The Hermits Because They Are Adults And Communicate Amongst Each Other. Like I mentioned above, the banter is very much more part of british humour and culture/attitude, as well as their general dynamic going on.

I've even seen concerns of it being bullying, which is far from the case. I think a lot of us longer term viewers have a better grasp of how much they all care about each other and how deep the friendship goes.

The other concern I have is how like, the joke of him being a 'Wet Pathetic Dog' is kind of going a bit overboard to the point where it's the only defining factor people are mentioning about him? and that like, so much so it genuinely feels more like the fanbase is infantilizing him or making him out to be this damsel in distress who needs to be rescued. He's a grown adult man, who can more than easily speak up for himself and advocate for himself. Minimizing him down to this pathetic useless character who can't do anything is just rude and misses the point of the characters he tends to play when doing storylines. He tries his hardest to organize server events and include all the hermits in things, which is both great for content and a great show of how much the hermits are willing to go along with his ideas and either see where it plays out or evolve it further. Mind you there's always MULTIPLE if not ALL the hermits being willing to play along in these events!! from the mining event this season to the king Ren arc last season all the way to log fellas in season 4.

[hermits-and-friends-gacha]

roll?

*hoping for a renskall*

You rolled a 5 Star Super Rare Plastic Fantastic Ren & Iskall!

Ability: Urenium Vs Iskallium

Skill: Viva La Revolution!

Concrete: So Much

Bumbos: So Many

[mcraftdoodles]

in the tags of your camping iskall reblog ypu mention him saying "haha and what is my hand doing?" and im DYING to know what he said that in reaction to 😭 (also since im here, i love your art<3! you have such a good sense of how to simplify AND spice up minecraft designs in 2D)

Awww thank you.

It was this one

It's not very spicy, didn't even realise the hand was near/on the body pillow Rens crotch till he asked. 😅

[riacte]

Doctor Who AU (Rendog centric)

(Vaguely based on Ren’s characters although they do get shuffled around, major character deaths)

The story begins with Time Lord Ren (short for Renegade) and Time Lord Iskall growing up in Kingdomcraftia. They used to be best friends but then something happened and now they’re each other’s arch nemesis but in a homoerotic way. Ren travels in his TARDIS which is usually a vehicle of sorts, for example a camper van or a spaceship.

Fast forward to the incarnation Renbob, who lives a happy hippie life with companions Grian and Impulse. Their goal is to take down Area 77 headed by a mysterious figure named Doc. This takes place next to a town called Falsewell. Renbob feels there’s something about this Doc that is familiar and he theorises Doc knows about him in the future / he’s forgotten about Doc, but Doc never confirms anything. Insert weird and inexplicable Rendoc tension. Grian accidentally takes control of the TARDIS and transports the hippies into an “alpha” version of the world. In the end Ren decides he wants a truce with Doc but Doc is like “nah, can’t do, sorry”. Something blows up, Doc erupts in flames, Ren regenerates and is forcibly transported into the past.

Grimdog is the War Doctor in which he “kills all the Time Lords” and gets really sad about it. He quickly regenerates into Stargazer Ren and finds his way back to Earth, however when he lands, he finds out his companions Grian and Impulse have peacefully passed away of old age and it’s “confirmed in time” that they didn’t do more adventures together. Ren is devastated but is comforted that his hippies lived out full and happy lives.

Stargazer is a cautious incarnation unlike the previous carefree and merry Renbob. Stargazer doesn’t know what he wants but he feels compelled to follow his fate, whatever that means. At first, he considers himself a “loser” and ambivalently travels through time and space, then he stumbles into Martyn, a knight from the medieval times who turns his life upside down. Stargazer is charmed by Martyn’s wit and takes him to places, and Martyn dramatically declares he will follow Ren because “he showed him life”. Slowly, they change each other for the better.

Doc (or a younger version of him) makes a reappearance. Ren is surprised but Doc acts like he's known him for a long time. Doc doesn’t seem to know what happened at Area 77 so Ren assumes it’s some time travelling shenanigans. Ren has always wanted to befriend Doc and feels a strange kind of fondness for him, so while he’s confused about this Doc, he doesn’t question it or tell Doc about his future. Ren and Doc start to meet out of sync.

Stargazer receives a mysterious message that "you are never alone". This turns out to be a reference to Iskall, who survived Grimdog "destroying" Kingdomcraftia. Iskall can also regenerate and is currently in his "Pacific" incarnation. Ren and Martyn complain "Pacific" is not an adjective. Martyn is jealous of Iskall and his strange codependent bond with Ren. Iskall tries to destroy the world or something but is stopped, and then escapes. Iskall and his future incarnations continue to meet Ren and his future incarnations.

Their happy time is cut short at the Red Winter incident in which Martyn stares into a Time Vortex and becomes the Red Winter entity to save Ren. Martyn influences the universe by repeatedly posting the words “Red Winter is Coming” to make sure him and Ren end up at the right place for their timeline to work. Stargazer kisses Martyn to extract the Time Vortex energy and save him. Ren begs Martyn to behead him with an axe, and a pained Martyn agrees. Ren becomes the other half of the Red Winter entity and regenerates into the Red King. Ren subconsciously chose the form of RK because he thought Martyn might like a king better.

RK and Martyn have a jolly time travelling the universe until the Battle of Dogwarts in which Martyn is transported into a parallel universe and can’t come back. This shatters RK and has a major impact on him. A grieving RK eventually picks up Bdubs as a companion and it sort of feels like a rebound at first but they form their own dynamic. RK also finds a companion in Cleo (“I just want a mate.” “You want TO MATE?” “Oi, watch it zombie girl!” “Oi, watch it space dog!”). Eventually bad things happen, Martyn comes back through a rip in the universe, the gang is about to die, the world is going to end, etc. Cleo touches RK’s fallen crown and triggers a meta-crisis, becoming part Time Lord and creating the Meta-crisis RK who is a human clone of RK. They save the world but RK erases Cleo’s memory to save her. RK gifts the clone RK to Martyn before they are separated forever (again). Funnily enough, Martyn’s RK has traits absorbed from Cleo. Bdubs decides to stop travelling with Ren but remains in touch with him.

(Human RK and Martyn eventually become pirates together and live out a life as captain and lieutenant.)

RK fucks around for a bit and ponders on his mortality. In the end, before he regenerates, he visits past Martyn one last time and promises his loyal Hand that he will have a fantastic year. RK is unwilling to let go of his crown and tearfully declares “I don’t want to go!”.

RK regenerates into Knight Ren, who is the Last Life/ Double Life version of Ren. In some ways this is a response to King Ren and his failure to protect his friends. If he can’t be a leader, maybe he can serve a leader. He picks up companions Lizzie and BigB. Lizzie also has a partner (Joel). When Ren initially meets BigB, he is confused by the soulbound connection they share (in which they feel the same things), so they decide to find out what happened. They have fun adventures together, Doc and Iskall swing by sometimes, then tragedy strikes.

Joel gets touched by a Weeping Angel and is sent back in time and dies. Lizzie decides to follow him back, so Ren loses both of them at the same time. Ren and BigB cling onto one another. Ren gets paranoid that his enemies want BigB due to their miraculous connection and his TARDIS transforms into a protective fortress called "The Box". Unfortunately, Ren and BigB still face a crisis. Ren is unwilling to lose BigB and realises BigB is his soulbound because he made it that way to save him. They are stuck in a paradox. With no other choice, Ren links BigB to him, erases BigB's memory, and sends him back in time so the past Ren will meet the soulbound version of BigB. Ren understands the only life he can live with BigB is the time the paradox allows and he can never change it.

A freak accident causes Knight Ren to regenerate into Octagon Ren, who is constantly on high alert and suspects the world is not what it seems like. Octagon Ren was "supposed" to follow Stargazer Ren, but Stargazer did a detour and regenerated into RK for Martyn's sake and subsequently Knight Ren. Octagon Ren has a prosthetic arm and leg. This is where the arc with Doc unfolds. It turns out they're married and both time travellers meeting out of sync. Octagon Ren finally meets Doc for the first time on Doc's side. Ren remembers he first met Doc on his side back at A77, and understands Doc tried to keep it from him because A77 is a fixed point in time. A77 is necessary for Ren to be sent back into the past and set his life into motion. Doc doesn't know he'll die at A77 but Ren does. Angst ensures. Insert Hermatrix technobabble. Octagon Ren and Doc spend one last night together before Doc does his duty of returning to A77 to act as the "villain". He thinks he'll be back, but Ren knows this is the last time he'll ever see him.

Octagon Ren, exhausted and burdened by his various losses, stumbles into False. Slowly, he remembers False (or versions of her) always seem to be around. Falsewell had a mayor, the tourney in which RK won his crown also had a False. In fact, every incarnation of his has met False in some way. Ren recalls feeling "a missing piece" when he hasn't met False yet, and it's not the same when the character she plays isn't close by. False is The Impossible Girl and this drives Ren mad.

Octagon Ren regenerates into Gigacorp Ren with False as his witness. Gigacorp Ren is the oldest of all incarnations, both physically and emotionally. He has greying hair and is more mellow than Octagon Ren. Gigacorp Ren greatly trusts False and gives her a multipass (key) to his TARDIS, so everything he owns is also hers. Ren eventually begs False to escape in his TARDIS with the multipass to save her at the cost of his life, which she refuses to do so but he forces her anyway. False travels to the end of Ren's timeline to interfere with it and hence save him, but gets shattered into many versions of herself across Ren's timeline to make up for her damage. This is why Ren feels a strong sense of familiarity — the various Falses he encounters are part of his timeline and hence his fate.

At the cost of fixing Ren's timeline, False's death becomes a fixed point in time. Ren promises he'll do anything to save her, even spending years locked in his personal hell with an immortal killing snail for her. Ren vows to fight off the "Reapers" sent to kill False as much as he can. He brings her to the end of the universe to save her, but that doesn't work. He decides to erase False's memory, but she erases his memory of her instead to spare him the anguish.

Ren, alone in his TARDIS, wakes up. The only thing in his hand is a multipass, which is weird because Ren's own TARDIS key doesn't look like this. He thinks there should be a name written on it, but for the life of him he can't remember who it is. Who did he travel with, and who returned this to him?

[grianorb]

“stop messing with my dog!” renskall? in MY decked out 2? more likely than you’d think

[cymae-mesa]

Attention all RenSkall fans. I bring you exciting lore. Iskall bought a spacesuit from gigacorp to match Ren's. This is when we find out the suit has a number of customisable addons you can pay for. Including a "rabbit" mode, in which the gigabug (stored in the belt buckle remember) vibrates on takeoff. Ren bought the rabbit version.

Please someone fanfic this.

[rendiggitydog]

Hiiii, guess who wrote a s4 Renskall fic!!