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forensicated · 8 months ago

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In an effort to rid my brain of replaying the Solar System song that my nephew has been singing to me all weekend, (All. Weekend.) I've started a deeper dive into the Gina/Jonathan relationship! Some of these will be links back to previous recaps.

A round up of that time just before Jonathan arrives: Episode 202 to 208 and Episode 209.

Smithy has a drunken one night stand with Kerry whilst in a relationship with Cameron. Her guilt leads Gabriel to manipulate her into believing it was rape. Smithy is the senior officer at an armed robbery with Cameron. Instead of doing his job, Cameron confronts Smithy about the rumour and continues to make the situation a thousand times harder repeatedly. Cameron later distracts Kerry at the worst possible moment when trying to keep a man with a bomb strapped to his chest calm and still. The bomb explodes. Cameron lies about what happened when they return to the station and outs the rape rumour to the CID officers who are investigating. Gabriel continues to stir and manipulate the situation and rumour.

Gina is told of the rumour by Sam and refuses to believe it. She worries when she can't get hold of Smithy and tracks him down to the roof where they have a heart to heart. Smithy admits they were drunk and it wasn't pretty but he never forced her into anything she didn't want to do. He wants to make a statement but Gina tells him it's not an official accusation yet. She sends him home after he's spoken to CID, citing the reason being the aftermath of the robbery. She tries to press Kerry into making it official or issuing an official denial so she and Smithy can deal with it. Unfortunately undercover journalist Andrea made it public knowledge by telling her boss who went on to write an article about it in the local paper.

Ginathon Episodes: Episode 210

Gina asks Kerry if she knows or suspects who told the paper about her allegation. She insists she doesn't know as it's likely "someone completely messed up in the head." Ah. Gabriel. Gina presses Kerry to decide if she's going to make it official and sends her home to think.

Gina speaks to Yvonne about the article. She strongly suspects Gabriel "because he likes to mix things up." Gabriel suspects Andrea, not least because she was shocked that Kerry hadn't made it official like she thought she had when she told her Editor. Gabriel growls at Andrea about how it's a shame if Kerry decided NOT to make things official because of the article but Gina stops him from questioning Andrea further by sending him out to patrol the Coal Lane Estate.

Yvonne tells Gina the new station CPS lawyer is in reception. Gina says he's a week early but Jonathan is adamant he was due to start that day. Both Gina and Jonathan recognise each other, "Your cross examination gave me nightmares for months!" Gina smiles, with Jonathan agreeing it was an interesting encounter. "If my memory serves me correctly, you were the nightmare! That was quite a fight you put up in the witness box!" "Nevertheless, you broke me down in the end. No wonder you never lose." Gina smiles and looks around. "Where is he?" "Who?" Gina lowers her voice conspiratorially. "Our new CPS Duty Prosecutor. A headache I could really do without." "Why do you say that?" "My officers are trained to make judgement calls, they don't need nannying." "Ah, I'm glad to hear it." Jonathan says cryptically. "So what are you doing here?" "... I'm here to give you a headache. I'm the new CPS lawyer. Don't be embarrassed, it's good to hear your thoughts." "Who's embarrassed? I don't believe in hiding my feelings, Mr Fox! I'll get someone to show you to your lovely new office..." She says, exiting quickly through the door!

Jonathan corners Gina to ask her about a problem with his office...

"Well I know your stuff was delivered!" She sighs. "Having a bad day?!" Jonathan asks. "My day is just fine!" "Yeah," Jonathan laughs. "Let's see, you insult the CPS initiative to my face and then somehow lose my furniture. It's not going great is it?" "I know your furniture was delivered! I'll try and chase up the person who was meant to be installing it!" "Meantime I'll just sit on the floor and whistle?" Gina sighs. "Well we can set you up in the canteen for now, I'm sure we can sort a telephone for you." "I can serve the vegetables whilst I'm there at the same time." He scoffs. "I mean, you don't need me here!" "Well I can put you in a little corner, out of the way!" "You're not exactly embracing the Crown Prosecution Service, are you Inspector?"

Debbie uses her lunch break to talk to Jonathan about one of her cases and is taken with the older man. "Sorry to disappoint you." he says after informing her she doesn't have enough evidence. "We'll see about that..." she muses, looking him over.

Gina asks undercover journalist Andrea if she's aware of anyone speaking to the police or acting suspiciously. Andrea says no but is nervous. Gina asks if she's OK and Andrea asks what will happen now. Gina tells her she needs to speak to Tony and Gabriel about it. Andrea tells her she hasn't been honest. She saw a reporter hassling everyone and that Gabriel was the only one she saw speak to him.

Jonathan's office is finally being put together and he supervises whilst being moaned at by Gabriel who wants Jonathan to bend the rules to prosecute a known bully on the Coal Lane Estate. Jonathan tells him he only has enough evidence for a criminal damage charge and that he should submit the papers in the normal way. Gina takes the opportunity to call Gabriel into her office for a 'little chat'.

Gina tells Gabriel she's posting him indefinitely to the Coal Lane Estate. Gabriel asks if this is the result of her informal investigation about the article. Gina tells him she doesn't like whispering in corners and he insists it wasn't him but 'don't let a little something like evidence get in the way." Gina simply smiles. "If I had evidence you'd be out that door like a shot. Let's just say that your name has cropped up quite a few times today." He insists he knows who the real culprit is and he'll find the evidence to prove it.

Jonathan looks in at Gina, causing her to try and hide her cigarillo. He thanks her for sorting out the office and she just nods. Jonathan closes the door behind him and tells her about Gabriel venting his frustrations of the CPS's restrictions. "That's quite some chip he's got." She says she'll have a word and asks if it's all. "... You flout the smoking regs, huh?" he says after a pause and then sits to join her, showing his own packet. "Make yourself at home..." she murmurs, as each take a glance at the other when they think they're not looking.

Gina and Jonathan have a little chat as they smoke with Jonathan admitting his work as a defence barrister meant a lot of bad people ended up walking. "You start not to like yourself after a bit." "Some of them must have been innocent?" Jonathan gives a sad scoff. "Not my clients. They were in court for good reasons. Luckily they could afford to have me in their corner." "Don't you miss the buzz?" Jonathan just smiles and looks to Gina's framed boxing pictures. "You a fan?" "Does the Pope pray?" Jonathan looks thoughtful. "I used to box. See, winning a fight, that's a pure buzz. When Ali danced it wasn't to please the crowd it was to put his man down. Courts all about pleasing the crowd." Gina smiles thoughtfully and watches Jonathan for a few seconds. "I've been saying to myself it couldn't be you but it is, isn't it?" "What?" "I saw you boxing for the Smith trophy. When was it..?" "71. You really follow the fights?" "Since I was so high, my dad used to run a ringside tote in Burr. You have had an odd career path haven't you..." she murmurs,

On the way out, Jonathan says goodnight to Gina and Debbie isn't too far behind. "Not bad..." Debbie muses to Gina. Gina flails, not wanting to anyone to realise she does actually agree! "... Bit full of himself actually!!!!" she covers.

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allthingsdarkanddirty · 2 years ago

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thatfandomslut · 8 months ago

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Take Me, I'm Yours

Regina George x Fem!Reader

Word Count: 2.7k

Trigger Warnings: SMUT, MDNI, 18+. Fingering (Reader receiving), oral (Regina receiving), use of strap (Reader receiving), nipple play (Regina receiving) power bottom Regina George, passive top Reader, car sex, rough sex.

Request:

Pleasssseemore of Regina George/rene smut

Synopsis:

College!AU where the Reader is in Theatre and she plays Juliet in Romeo and Juliet. Also, Reader is an English major who very playfully and casually quotes dirty things in Shakespeare play and sonnets. Which Regina secretly loves.

Mean Girls requests are open.

Even though Regina was (Y/n)'s girlfriend, Cady and Janis found it surprising when she found herself a seat beside them to watch the school production of 'Romeo and Juliet.' (Y/n) was going to play the lead, Juliet, while her friend, Marco, was to be Romeo. If this was high school, Regina would have refused to show her face at a function such as this, but this was college. Plus, Regina was excited to see (Y/n) perform. She knew just how much (Y/n) loved the work of Shakespeare. She loved it to the point that she would bring it into any conversation they were having if possible.

As the theatre grew dark the curtains lifted revealing a narrator, speaking about fair Verona. Regina leaned close to Cady, who was sitting beside her. "When does Juliet come in?" She questioned softly, trying to keep her voice a whisper. She really wished she could fast-forward all of the parts that (Y/n) wasn't in. She began to wonder if that was rude of her, but she stayed in place, waiting for an answer. After all, she came for one reason, and one reason only, to see the star of this show: her girlfriend.

Cady glanced over at Janis before leaning towards Regina in order to respond. "She's going to enter with her nurse. It'll be a little while. Just sit back and enjoy." Cady told her, gaining a slight side-eye. Still, Regina listened, leaning back in her seat as she tried to understand what they were saying on stage. They were using the old English version. There were a few words and phrases she was catching onto due to (Y/n), and her infinity of saying little Shakespearean phrases whenever she was excited or whenever she wanted to have sex (which was a bit off-putting at first, but Regina found it cute).

"Nurse, where is my daughter? Call her forth to me." Regina sat up slightly, hoping that this would be the scene that was finally revealed (Y/n). She was able to identify the fact that the woman speaking was a Capulet due to her red dress. (Y/n) had explained one night that Capulets wore red while Montagues wore blue. This was so the audience could tell who was who on stage. Right now, Regina just felt incredibly intelligent for knowing this fact and it made her smirk to herself slightly as she awaited (Y/n) to eventually show up.

Just as Cady said, it was the nurse who appeared first, looking frantic. "Now, by my maidenhead at twelve year old, I bade her come.—What, lamb! What, ladybird! God forbid. Where’s this girl? What, Juliet!" She called out, and Regina felt herself grow in excitement. Anytime she attended any of (Y/n)'s performances, she felt like she could barely sit in her seat when she had the feeling (Y/n) was about to appear on stage. She just loved seeing (Y/n) shine, and it was clear that the stage was where (Y/n) belonged. Regina would move to New York so (Y/n) could star on Broadway if (Y/n) asked.

Regina burst into a proud grin as (Y/n) entered the stage, her hair curled as she looked at her nurse. "How now, who calls?" It was her opening line, and now that play that was boring Regina had her hooked. One could argue that it was because (Y/n) was Regina's girlfriend that Regina had a newfound interest in the play, and Regina could not argue against that. She wouldn't dare to. Not when (Y/n) looked so beautiful on the stage. Cady and Janis looked over at Regina, who was now leaning forward, clearly interested. The action made Janis shake her head with a grin as she found Cady's hand and took hold of it.

After the play, Regina left briefly to retrieve the bouquet of roses she had bought from her car. As (Y/n) departed from the back, now wearing leggings and a sweatshirt with their college's name embroidered on the front, she ran into Regina's arms. "Hey, baby," Regina greeted as her arms wrapped around (Y/n). She was careful to not crush the flowers as she pulled away to kiss (Y/n). This action was quickly reciprocated. "You did so good up there. I got these roses for you." Regina said, passing the bouquet over to (Y/n) who lit up over the fact Regina brought her flowers.

"I'm glad you thought so. I was so nervous you wouldn't enjoy the performance. Normally, the school does more of the modern plays, but I suggested a classic. I wanted Hamlet, but this one is just as exciting. And! Thank you for the flowers." (Y/n) felt her cheeks turn red as she rambled on, Regina leading her to the car to drive them back to their apartment. "I'm sorry for rambling, I'm just really excited you enjoyed it."

Regina opened the door for her, kissing her cheek softly. "Don't apologize for rambling, my love. It's cute. And, how could I not enjoy it when you did so fucking fantastic tonight. You're born for the stage." Regina complimented as (Y/n) settled in her seat. She closed the door before heading to the driver's seat. Despite being the obvious bottom, little spoon between the two, she is not the passenger princess. She just enjoyed driving and having a sense of control over what she was doing. Even as a bottom, she commanded (Y/n) what she wanted and how she wanted everything done.

"Can I share something about another Shakespeare play, or are you all Shakespeared out?" She questioned curiously, looking over at Regina, who shook her head in a way to allow (Y/n) to continue. In response, (Y/n) straightened herself up as she cleared her throat. The action caused Regina to eye her suspiciously knowing some kind of dirty quote might come out of her sweet and almost innocent (if it wasn't for the Shakespeare filth quotes) girlfriend. "In Hamlet, when Ophelia says to him, 'You are keen, my lord, you are keen.' She meant that he was, well, horny. In response, he says, 'It would cost you a groaning to take off my edge.' Regina, I am keen."

A giant smirk twisted the edge of Regina's lips on her usual 'serious driving' face. Looking over for a brief moment, she had to bite down on the ever-growing upturning of her lips. "After seeing you on stage, I am 'keen,' too." She responded, causing (Y/n) to look over with a grin. "Isn't this the part where you say your Hamlet quote to me?" Regina teased as parked in her parking spot, her teeth still tugging at her bottom lip, wishing that it was (Y/n)'s bottom lip they were tugging on instead.

(Y/n) leaned back into her spot, unbuckling so she could turn to Regina more comfortably. "You're right, how rude of me not to respond properly. Regina, 'it would cost you a groaning to take off my edge.'" She said softly before moving the roses to the backseat carefully. Once she faced Regina, and the blonde had unbuckled, Regina's hands were slipped into (Y/n)'s leggings while (Y/n)'s hands were pushed up into Regina's shirt. They've both been here before, ravaging each other in their car as if they couldn't get caught.

Regina was quick in her actions to rub (Y/n)'s clit, wishing the girl was riding her face so she couldn't only feel how wet she was for her, but there was a chance she could taste it, too. However, the moan that had escaped (Y/n)'s lips made her forget her wish as she began to allow two fingers to slip in between the lips of (Y/n)'s pussy, teasing her momentarily. "Please, princess," (Y/n) whined pitifully, and Regina slipped her fingers in at the request. Anything for her future favorite Broadway star, right? The glass slowly began to fog as (Y/n) moaned in pleasure as she successfully unclasped Regina's bra from under her shirt, making Regina's nipples more accessible to her fingers. As (Y/n) cried out in pleasure because of Regina's fingers, Regina herself began to moan as (Y/n)'s fingers pinched and played with her hardened nipples.

It wasn't long before (Y/n) felt herself grow closer to her orgasm. "Regina, please, I'm so close." (Y/n) whimpered as her lips found Regina's the car windows around them were officially fogged. Normally, Regina would make her beg for her orgasm. But tonight was (Y/n)'s night, so anything she wanted, she was going to get. (Y/n) moaned loudly as Regina allowed her to cum on her fingers, the girl arching her back, her legs shaking slightly. A string of curses fell from her lips, but Regina could only focus on how pretty the girl's lips were.

Regina helped (Y/n) ride out her high before removing her fingers and sucking them clean. "Let's go inside, baby. I'll get you all cleaned up and we can watch a movie." Regina said softly as (Y/n)'s breathing became more leveled. She fixed her bra by just removing it from under her shirt, not caring if anyone saw her carry it into her house. Leaning over, she pressed a soft kiss to (Y/n)'s forehead, grabbing the roses from the backseat.

"Or, when we get inside, I can undress you, and eat you out." (Y/n) said, her words unusually bold, her voice still scratchy from her moans. Her chest was still heaving despite her catching her breath, but presumably because she was nervous and starting to breathe quicker once more. She expected Regina to say no because they typically did it in Regina's way. Which (Y/n) usually loved. She still wanted Regina to have control, but for a moment, she wanted to be the bold one. "I need to taste you, princess."

Her words caused a shiver to spread down Regina's spine as she glanced back with a smirk. "Okay, baby, let's do it then. Take me to the bedroom, and eat me out until I can't take it anymore." Regina leaned in, pressing a hungry kiss to (Y/n)'s lips before they pulled away, practically rising to their apartment. Their clothes were scattered on the apartment floor, but the roses were put neatly on the counter. As Regina fell backward onto the bed, she looked up with a smirk. "Take me, I'm yours." She whispered as (Y/n) kissed her deeply. The kiss was messy and their teeth clashed together as their tongues fought for dominance before (Y/n) pulled away.

(Y/n) left wet, bruising kisses down Regina's body, just the way the blonde liked it as she reached Regina's pussy. It wasn't long before (Y/n)'s tongue swirled along Regina's clit as she began to suck. Regina's back arched instinctively as she moaned loudly. When (Y/n) moved to begin eating Regina out as if she was her last meal, her finger took her tongue's place on her clit. "Fuck, baby, just like that." Regina's hands cupped her breasts, needing to do something with her hands as (Y/n)'s tongue swirled in her. Regina felt her heartbeat thrumming in her chest as (Y/n) made her forget her own name for a moment.

As Regina found herself growing closer, her legs began to shake as her moans came out more frequently. Her back arched more as she subconsciously began to grind on (Y/n)'s tongue. She loved the feeling of (Y/n)'s tongue and she knew soon their tastes would mingle when they kissed. "I'm so close, baby," she cried out to (Y/n), her hips stuttering, as she tried to hold herself back, wanting (Y/n) to tell her when to cum. It was the only time Regina relented control. It was something they both liked, holding each other's orgasms captive as they completely took away their ability to think straight.

"Cum for me, princess," (Y/n) instructed. Regina did so, crying out (Y/n)'s name. They forget if they have neighbors or not, but they don't care either. Regina's hips bucked as (Y/n)'s nose briefly hit her sensitive clit as she cleaned up all of Regina. Regina rode out her high on (Y/n)'s tongue, her eyes rolling back as she swore she could see stars. As (Y/n) finished, she kissed Regina deeply. Quickly, Regina reciprocated, mingling the taste of each other and moaning at their perfect concoction.

(Y/n) went to pull away in order to run their usual aftercare bath and to get Regina water, but the blonde stopped her. "No, I'm not done with you. If it's okay with you, I bought something you've been wanting to try." Regina was still shaky but stable enough to retrieve the strap from her nightstand. (Y/n) looked at Regina in shock as she grinned slowly. "I want you to ride me," Regina said, her voice echoing in (Y/n)'s mind.

(Y/n) swallowed thickly before she licked her drying lips. "I want to ride you, too." With the consent given, Regina began putting the harness on before inviting (Y/n) to climb on. (Y/n) grew even more wet as she did so before sliding on. The contact made pushed the harness down into Regina's sensitive clit, causing her to force herself not to buck her hips. (Y/n) moaned loudly as Regina's strap filled her up. "Oh, fuck," she cursed loudly, biting her lip. "Tell me when I can start." Her voice was shaky as she tried to wait, finding it hard as pleasure filled her up.

"You can start, baby," Regina told her before watching in amazement as her girlfriend bounced on the strap, her boobs bouncing with her. She couldn't help but moan, too at the perfect contact it made with her. (Y/n) cried for Regina, feeling like she was on Cloud 9. She was almost ashamed to say that her orgasm was coming much too quickly for her liking. But she continued to ride.

"I'm close, Regina. I'm already so fucking close." (Y/n) felt her body shake and her back arch as she grew closer to the orgasm she desperately tried to hold back. Regina moaned at her words, trying to think straight for a response. Instead, she mustered up a 'not yet' causing (Y/n) to cry out. Regina was desperate to cum with her as the two grew close. Their moans mingled in the air as (Y/n) took all of the length in proudly. She was beginning to wonder if she could resist this orgasm as her eyes screwed closed and her head fell back. Sweat beaded on her forehead before she finally heard Regina say it.

"Cum, baby. I'm cumming with you," Regina told her as she released with (Y/n). Their lips fell together, causing them to swell. (Y/n) stayed for a long moment on the strap as she shook in pleasure, bouncing every now and again to ride out her high. The action caused them both to moan every time. As (Y/n) removed herself, her chest still heaved. Regina kissed her softly before cleaning the strap and putting it away. "You wait here, baby. I'm going to get our bath ready and get us water."

(Y/n) couldn't refuse, her legs wouldn't allow her to walk anyways. Instead, she lay there, attempting to catch her breath as the sound of running water hit her ears and Regina grabbed her a water bottle. "You were amazing," (Y/n) complimented softly, her words barely coming out, her thoughts still trying to become coherent. Regina smiled over at her as they began to drink their water. "I wasn't expecting the strap, but I will say I am very grateful for it. I also liked that it was the one we picked out together." She said, activating one of their aftercare routines: talking about their time. It was important to communicate their feelings about sex.

Regina smiled over at her with a twinkle in her eyes. "I wanted to get it for you since it was opening night and you had been working so hard. I'm so proud of you, my star. And, I liked it, too." Regina pressed a kiss to (Y/n)'s cheek. "Now, let's go get in that bath before it overflows," Regina said with a teasing smile. She helped (Y/n) to the bath where they soaked their bathtub wine in a bath full of bubbles. It was the perfect end to a perfect day for the both of them.

#regina george x reader #regina george #regina george smut #mean girls x reader #mean girls

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reneeawross · 4 months ago

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There are terrible men, I’m one so I should know

A little Will Graham doodle I did for my room since I can’t afford posters lol. I just threw some random shit on there so I guess it’s kind of a collage… may or may not be real blood. 🪡🩸

Lyrics are from Moor by Every Time I Die

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bloodthirstyanon · 3 months ago

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Rules

New to blogging, dont come for me if i screw up 1 No NSFW stuff, suggestive is fine 2 no discrimination of any type 3 you can bully Bruno but not mod Rene 4 remember, it will get UNHINGED here, suggestive comments, cannibalism and adult jokes are all likely to happen ---------------------------------------------------- People Lying son of a bitch, i cant believe i fell for you again... @askthe-littlepoet Sean, god of war... @pbam0ney Kali, goddess of life... @kali-lamb Lamb (run while you can lad)... @askacultleader Boss... @orion-anonincceo TOWW... @ask-theredcrown ---------------------------------------------------- A letter from the red fox to the others "Im sorry, but nothing is left for me here" Comment any questions you may have!

#the little poet #ask blog #cult oc #cult of the lamb #new blog #blog rules

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volturialice · 4 months ago

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I have a crazy stupid question: if you had to think about the Cullens and Co (or just Jasper and Alice if you'd rather) in terms of a wings!au, daemon!au and soulmate marks!au, what would you give them?? Thinking about Jasper with ragged dangerous looking sandy wings and Alice with humming bird or dove wings, Emmett with a bear familiar, Esme and Carlisle proud of their soulmate marks.... don't mind me, currently obsessed

oh funnnn. love a good AU. I myself have written a short jalice soulmate words piece, and have a (also jalice) soul scars AU in the drafts (because holy shit were they made for that scenario.)

and I happen to know that @goldeneyedgirl has written a daemon AU before! the main thing I remember from it is that Alice's daemon was unsettled into adulthood due to Trauma. I'm gonna try to forget as much as possible about the rest so I can answer without cassandra clare-ing lexie, wish me luck

daemon AU ideas

emmett - you're right, bear is a MUST. specifically a grizzly, let's be real. his daemon fights all his meals before he eats them, and everyone thinks he's a weird cannibal for it

his parents would have named his daemon a rootin tootin mountain/southern gal name. Alma or Luella or Abilene or something, idk

bella - the obvious answer is a deer but I think it would be so funny if her daemon was a sheep. the lion and the lamb!! my next idea was a pelican because of the morbid fact that they will rip off parts of their own bodies to feed their young. extremely bella-coded. I also liked that time in canon when she called herself a sloth. feels right. three-toed for sure. look at his long brown eyes

renee and charlie would have named her daemon something classic but up-and-coming for the era. bonus points if it had a vaguely italian feel, like Luca or Rafael

edward - on the flip side, I think a lion is too obvious an answer for edward, and also not an emo enough animal. his daemon should be a beetle (kafkaesque) or a new world porcupine (solitary, likes to hang out in trees.)

his daemon would have a fancy frilly old-world name, maybe roman-sounding. Priscilla or Portia or something. Faustina would be hilarious

esme - something delicate but cozy. a butterfly? a wren or mourning dove? a guinea pig or rabbit? I'm leaning rabbit. for those of you who insist on girlbossifying esme, she could maybe be a hyena—I've heard that at least one subspecies will adopt and raise orphaned cubs. can't remember if it was spotted or brown? hyena experts weigh in

esme's parents gave her an unusual name for its time and place, so her daemon would probably get the same. Jory or Ari, maybe something more french like Benoit

rosalie - could also get a hyena tbh, since they're girlbosses who are unfairly villainized in fiction. also feel like a tasmanian devil would be a cool mammal option for her. other than that, I could see her with a cool bird of prey daemon, maybe a falcon

her daemon would also get an elegant name, maybe one that hasn't aged well. Maximilian, Isidore, Clement, Reginald

carlisle - my first thought was an orangutan because their 'solitary intellectual' vibes remind me of him during his pre-family era. or maybe something else intelligent but more social, like an elephant. very compassionate guys

and I know carlisle was raised anglican, but i think it would be so funny if his daemon had like a mayflowerass pilgrim name. Temperance or Chastity the elephant

jasper - honestly just like a scarred up, one-eared doberman rescued from a dogfighting ring. I know canon compares him to a lion nearly as often as it does edward, and I guess a big cat could work too (but I wouldn't pick a lion. something more solitary, like a leopard or puma.)

and I think his parents had boring-er name taste than "jasper" suggests. maybe something nicknamey, like Hattie or Lil

alice - a tough one because there are so many possible answers. maybe some kind of flashy bird like a quetzal, or an agile small mammal like a tamarin or lemur. tbh she could just have Mort

his name would also be something vaguely classic. maybe Cecil or Marcel or Claude

(yes I realize I just gave everyone cool birds and mammals. and what about it)

wings AU ideas

you have some fun ideas there too! I'll admit I've never really written or read a wings AU. I think jasper should get some ragged buzzard wings since he's desertcore. alice could totally have hummingbird, or magpie would also be cool since they're kinda mod.

I think esme could get the dove wings, or maybe finch or bluebird. bella would obviously need something brown since that's her favorite color. emmett could get the classic red-tailed hawk coloring, carlisle maybe a barn owl. rosalie something cool like a kestrel

aaaand this post is already way long so I'll save any soulmate mark ideas for a different one. whew! thorough question there anon

#lol did I just accidentally make jalice into lord asriel/marisa coulter? maybe a little #I mean definitely the hottest his dark materials ship #long post //#asks #anonymous #daemon au #wings au

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bonksy-boy · 1 year ago

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aftg as things my friends and I have said

Kevin: “what do we drink to avoid?” “problems.” (wymack then kevin) “i’ll throw a tin of beans at you if you cry.” (also could be andrew) *sigh* “just one more hour.” “what are you drinking?” “as much as i can, as fast as i can.” “oi, i’m a functioning alcoholic thank you.”

Aaron: “have some grapes you fruity little freak.” “i need some men who aren’t gay men.” “if someone gets his cock out, kick him in it, don’t suck it.” “biologically shut the fuck up.” “don’t worry, i’m only into females.”

Andrew: “and i want to be six foot tall darlin’, but we don’t get everything we want.” *looking Kevin in the eyes* “we’re going to fight one day.” “suck your mum” “what mum?” (neil then andrew) “do that again and i’ll drop kick you.” “no affection. only nicotine.” “hmm methinks someone is talking bollocks.” (anytime neil lies) “i wanna make napalm.” (unprompted, out of nowhere) “vehicular genocide: line em all up and go.” “we have this cool little crime called murder.” “the only one shorter than me in this family is the baby and he needs to stay that way.” “the two important things in life, family and this knife.” “be a lamb and bit down on the ‘shut the fuck up’ stick.” “nepobaby.” (at kevin)

Neil: “i cause the problems, i don’t solve them.” “you might be fast, but vengeance is faster.” “why are you homicidal when you’re high?” (at andrew) “you need to stop drinking then driving.” “whyyyy :(” (neil then nicky) “do you have a death wish?” “yeah.” (andrew then neil) “fellas, is it gay to have another man’s fingers down your throat?” “he gave me a very dodgy stick n poke while i was tied to a bed.” “the horrors are endless but i stay silly.” “if i don’t feel like i’m being hunted for sport, i’m probably not having a good time.” “what way do you swing?” “not your way mate.” (nicky then neil)

Nicky; “i don’t have a pussy but i do have a bussy.” “i’m obsessed with being sexually immortal.” “i play minecraft at 2am and still get sex but maybe that cause i have a cool username.” “god this game.... i’m going for a stress piss.” “i feel a bit silly explaining why torturing gay people is unethical.” “doing shots of tequila feels like you’ve just sucked off the human torch.” “if all else fails, i become a male prostitute.”

Matt: “mitsubishi is the nokia of the car world.” “dead on impact? no! it’s the declaration of independence!!” “right, you’ve got to leave estonia alone, it’s only a little country and historically had a bad lot of it. pick on someone bigger.” “wait so who’s on team gay?”

Dan: “i’m not just female, i’m an interesting female.” “good news and bad news... actually it’s just bad news.” “a coma sounds so relaxing right now.” Renee: “if it’s good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for you.”

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