#relationship on fleek

[sharlsworld]

⋆⭒˚.⋆ thirsty boy - ʟɴ4 ☆

✿ lando norris x influencer!reader

✿ lando norris is always thirsting for his girlfriend any chance he can get

ᵃᵘᵗʰᵒʳˢ ⁿᵒᵗᵉ ୨୧ i don’t know what this is

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yn

📍miami

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yn we in this bitch

francisca.cgomes finna get crunk

⤷ lillymhe eyebrows on fleek

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux da fuq

⤷ yn MY GIRLS 💓💞💖💕💝💗

landonorris early…..not first 😞

⤷ francisca.cgomes HA

⤷ lilymhe HA

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux HA

landonorris your so aesthetic i love you

landonorris your so bhad 🤤🍆🍌🍒🍑😫

⤷ yn woah there buddy slow your roll

⤷ landonorris i thought you liked when i went fast?

⤷ carlossainz55 Mate…why do you always do this?

georgerussell63 Slay queen! You’re serving cunty fierce independent girl boss! 😘💖

⤷ yn i’ve created a monster

landonorris HEY! WHOS IN THE 3RD SLDIE?

⤷ yn my girl alex durrrr

⤷ charles_leclerc I miss my girlfriend

⤷ lovely_leclerc AWHHH HOW CUTE

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landonorris

📍 miami beach, florida

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landonorris miami w this absolute bhaddie

yn freaky boy

⤷ landonorris yk it baby 😉 all for u

♥︎ by yn

francisca.cgomes bhaddie indeed 😍

alex_albon will we ever get a post not including y/n? even on race post’s you manage to get her in there

⤷ landonorris never this is actually a y/n fanpage if you haven’t noticed

⤷ mclaren Oh we’ve noticed 😅

landolovesyn mclaren is fed up of lando clinging to y/n all day

♥︎ by mclaren

estiebestie there so goals i cannot i am manifesting a relationship like this 😫😫

oscarpiastri I have to deal with these all weekend

hoeforsainzzz he’s so obsessed with her i need that

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who_tf.is_yn

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who_tf.is_yn erm what the sigma

landonorris first

landonorris don’t act like i didn’t get you all hot and bothered 😘

⤷ who_tf.is_yn cringe ball 🤢

⤷ landonorris that’s not what you were saying last night

⤷ oscarpiastri I know. I hate you both. I will be sending my therapy bill to you two.

lilymhe divorce babe divorce

⤷ landonorris we’re not even married yet?

charles_leclerc That sick bastard

alexandrasaintmleux 🤢🤢🤢 how pervy

georgerussell63 Risky boy 😈

⤷ who_tf.is_yn what the fuck

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yns.no1fan

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yns.no1fan i’m having withdrawal symptoms guys i’m going crazy without y/n

yn girl…it’s been 6 hours

⤷ yns.no1fan that’s 6 hours to long i miss the comfort and warmth of your touch

⤷ yn awhhh that’s kinda sweet 🥹

⤷ yns.no1fan i miss your ass too

⤷ yn there it is

alexandrasaintmleux don’t worry me kika and lily are taking great care of her

⤷ yns.no1fan make sure she eats before 12 or she gets hangry 🥹

alex_albon the only time i ever see you guys away from each other is when your racing or doing interviews

carlossainz55 Let me cheer you up 😉

⤷ yn fuh nah stay away from my man

⤷ yns.no1fan 😈😈😏 oh your getting it tn

⤷ carlossainz55 OK! Gonna go bleach my eyes brb

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yn

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yn in my own world

landonorris first

♥︎ by author

landonorris can i join?

⤷ yn always

maxfewtrell get a rooooommmm

estiebestie why is lando always horny

charles_leclerc 🤢🤢

⤷ landonorris piss off

⤷ yn so british

lilymhe i can’t wait to see you my girl!!! 💗

⤷ yn i’ve been waiting for you 😇

smoothoperator55 i pray for a relationship like lando and y/n’s before i go to sleep

charles_leclerc Where the hell is my picture credit for the beach picture?

⤷ yn up your ass

⤷ charles_leclerc I don’t see it

danielricciardo Guy this is the it relationship I fear

georgerussell63 Cutie patootie goals I need, Carmen take notes

⤷ carmenmmundt 😐

oscarpiastri I’m tired of this grandpa 😖

⤷ landonorris that’s to damn bad

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bobs.privy_priv

liked by charles_leclerc and 34 others

bobs.privy_priv mukbang out tonight stay tuned dropping at 9pm 😉😇

pierregasly SICK PLEASE NO

francisca.cgomes don’t do this lando.

alex_albon NO MY POOR EYES

carlossainz55 Yuck! 🤢🤮

danielricciardo Do it no balls 😈

⤷ maxverstappen1 Don’t tempt him idiot he might actually release a sex tape

lilymhe fuh nah fuh nah where is the bleach at

alexandrasaintmleux what have you done to my sweet innocent naïve baby girl

⤷ bobs.privy_priv there ain’t nothing sweet or innocent about that girl

georgerussell63 What in the bloody hell did I just witness mate

⤷ bobs.privy_priv greatness that’s what

⤷ georgerussell63 I don’t think that’s it

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landonorris

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landonorris i can be sweet guys

yn once in a blue moon

⤷ landonorris what can i say, you unleash my inner dawg 😈😈

⤷ carlossainz55 Please no.

alexandrasaintmleux rarely

carlando there the cutest couple ever

estiebestie everyone shut up lando isn’t being a horny teenager for one

♥︎ by yn, lilymhe, francisca.cgomes, alexandrasaintmleux, and carmenmmundt

charles_leclerc NO PICTURE CREDIT??

⤷ landonorris no your mean to me

oscarpiastri Rare sighting of lando not trying to pull y/n away to the closest room

⤷ lewistearmeup thank you so much for this information oscar

⤷ yn i hate you oscar piastri

⤷ oscarpiastri Forgive me queen

[multi-kpop-fanfics]

valentine's on a budget

pairing: non-idol bf!Seungkwan x fem!reader

genre: angst, fluff, smut, established relationship!AU - minors dni.

warnings: a serious argument, mentions of financial troubles, crying, mentions of getting sick

smut warnings: making out, marking, teasing, dirty talk, use of petnames, fingering, nipple and breast play, minor panty stuffing, minor lingerie kink, oral sex (f rec), edging, mentions of multiple orgasms.

word count: 2.4k

summary: Valentine's day is the holiday you're waiting for the most every single year - but a certain mishap brings a series of events that might test your relationship.

Author's note: hello beloveds! i am finally back haha. this is my entry for the Cupid For You @svthub collab, hosted by my dear @wongyuseokie and the fic is solely dedicated to @dirtysvthoughts 💕I hope you will enjoy this fic Kenny, happy Valentine's and Carat day🥰

©multi-kpop-fanfics, 2024. No reposting allowed. No translations allowed without permission.

Valentine’s Day. Probably one of the days you’re anticipating the most within the year.

Knowing your boyfriend, he has planned something really exciting and fancy for the two of you - he always knows how to treat you right (and not just on Valentine’s).

When you accidentally found out about the reservation he had made in one of your favorite restaurants, you were smiling like a maniac and feeling giddy like a highschool girl. You could already imagine yourself in your favorite velvet dress and a pair of strappy heels, makeup and hair on fleek. Of course, there was no way you would let Seungkwan know he was busted, it would hurt his pride immensely.

That is, if things hadn’t gone to absolute hell.

“What do you mean the reservation was canceled?” You ask him with a baffled expression.

“You heard me. No fancy dinner tonight.” Seungkwan purses his lips in a thin line.

“Please tell me you’re just trying to mess around with me.”

“I wish I was, but I was forced to cancel it.”

“Forced? By what?!”

“My fucking bank account, Y/N.”

“Care to elaborate?”

“That’s….. I cannot tell you.”

“What do you mean you cannot tell me?! We’re literally sharing a home and a life!” You yell at him.

“I know! But I seriously cannot tell you! I just fucking can’t!” Seungkwan loses his temper.

“What makes it so hard for you to tell me the reason?!”

“My fucking pride!” He yells back.

Silence befalls the living room

“Of all the days to break my heart, I didn’t think you’d pick today.” You say with a monotonous voice, “But I guess your pride is more important.”

Seungkwan lets out something akin to a scoff before turning on his heel to walk out of the house. His action catches you off guard - he’s not the type to just walk away from an argument, let alone of this caliber.

“Whatever.” You roll your eyes in displeasure, going back to the bedroom to remove your dress and shoes.

Taking a glance in the mirror leaves an even more sour aftertaste in your mouth, as you were hoping you would be taking off these clothes a few hours later and perhaps in a more vulgar way. You push these thoughts away as you change into comfy clothes and go to the bathroom, picking up your makeup remover and cleanser to take off your makeup.

The one hour you spent perfecting your face is wiped off in seconds, as if it never existed in the first place. But again, you choose to push away the thoughts of Valentine’s dinner away.

You go back to the living room and sit on the couch, turning on the television to zap between channels. 

The house feels quite empty without your boyfriend around, but you’re not in the headspace to deal with him at the moment.

That is, until you hear thundering outside.

Great, now he’s going to get all soaked, you think, grumbling to yourself. Whatever, he’s a grown man, he should know how to take care of himself.

The thundering grows louder and you can now hear heavy rain pouring on the streets and hitting the windows. You get up from your seat and slide the curtain to the side, your worries growing bigger.

You pick up your phone and dial Seungkwan’s number, but you’re horrified when you hear his phone ringing between the couch pillows.

“Fuck.” You curse and run back to the bedroom to grab a pair of boots and your umbrella, terrified that something bad could potentially happen to your boyfriend.

As soon as you run back to the door and turn the knob to open it, you’re greeted with a soaking wet Seungkwan, whose eyes are colored red - possibly from crying.

“I’m sorry.” He sniffles, shaking like a leaf.

“God, please get inside.” You pull him on the entrance carpet and close the door behind him. “Stay here, I’ll be back soon.”

You make a short trip to the bathroom and return with two towels in your hands, handing them over to Seungkwan.

“Thank you.” He mutters and starts patting the towels to soak the excess water off his clothes.

“You can thank me after you take a shower. Can’t risk you getting sick.”

Seungkwan nods wordlessly and carefully walks towards the bathroom, closing the door behind him. You let out a puff of air through your mouth when you hear the shower tap running and you take off your boots, setting them next to the doormat. 

You’re not stupid -  the elephant in the room is too big to ignore and you don’t intend to just gaze upon it. You return to the bedroom and sit on the mattress, picking your phone from your pocket. It accidentally slips from your fingers and falls on the floor with a loud thud.

“Fuck.” You kneel down to grab your phone, but an unfamiliar box hidden under the bed catches your attention. You struggle a bit to take it out, but you manage to bring it in front of you.

You notice the seal has already been cracked and your eyes widen when you open the box to reveal a brand new laptop.

“What the hell?” You narrow your eyes. “Why is a laptop here?”

“Why do you think it’s here?”

Seungkwan’s voice catches you off guard and you whip your head around to face him.

“Are you going to tell me what’s going on? Or is it going to hurt your pride?”

“This laptop is for you, Y/N.” He admits with a neutral expression.

“For me?”

“Yeah, since the one you had completely broke down.”

“How do you even know that?!”

“I saw the receipt from the shop you took it to get it fixed. The owner didn’t charge you and he wrote comments. It’s not hard to put two and two together.”

“Still, what does that have to do with canceling the reservation?” You cross your arms in front of your chest.

“Well, I weighed my options and decided that getting you a new laptop was more imminent and would relieve you of the stress of not being able to work properly and whether you would spend a hefty amount of money on a new device.”

Your features soften when you piece everything together.

“You….used the reservation money for the laptop?”

“Pretty much.” Seungkwan rubs the back of his neck. “Although I hated that I had to ruin Valentine’s because of that. But I didn’t want to watch you be upset because of one dumb device breaking down.”

You can’t help but want to burst into tears after your boyfriend’s confession. 

“I wish I had more money to give you both the laptop and the dinner date, but capitalism kinda hates fun, I guess.”

“Oh my God, Kwan, I-” You cover your mouth with your hands, keeping your sobs from escaping.

“Y/N, it’s okay, it was my fault too.” Your boyfriend wraps his arms around you, rubbing your back soothingly.

“God, I feel like such an asshole right now.”

“Well, to be honest, I wasn’t any better. If I had told you about the laptop from the beginning, nothing would have happened.”

“I’m so sorry.” You give him a muffled apology, hiding your face in his chest.

“I’m sorry too, darling.”

“It’s just that-” You wipe away your tears, “I was really looking forward to that dinner and I had coordinated my entire outfit inside out and all that.”

“I mean…. It’s not too late to check out the inside…” Seungkwan pouts his lips with sneaky glances.

“Well…..I still have it on…” You look at him with a grin, “Do you want to unwrap me?”

“I was a little strapped for cash this year. Do you want to unwrap me instead?” He raises his brow teasingly. “You can think of it as an apology.”

Your grin grows wider and you untie the knot of his bathrobe, letting it fall open to reveal his naked body. You don’t hesitate to take off your clothes and show him the cotton candy pink lacey set you bought recently, just for tonight.

“Holy shit, Y/N, a man could die here.” Seungkwan lets out a ragged breath.

“Mmm, you seem perfectly fine to me.” You smirk and kneel in front of him, slowly wrapping your hand around his half-hard cock. You look up to your boyfriend once before sliding out your tongue to give his shaft a few licks to test the waters.

“Ever the tease, aren’t you?” He threads his hand in your hair and you giggle, kissing the tip of his cock.

“Well, serves you right for putting me through misery.”

“Oh, now you’ve done it.” Seungkwan chuckles and pulls you on your feet, lightly shoving you on the bed. He discards the bathrobe on the floor and climbs over you, capturing your lips in a quite hungry kiss.

“You have no idea how nuts you drive me.”

“Is this about the argument or the lacey set?”

“Both. But talking isn’t the thing we’re supposed to be doing now.”

“I know. You should be doing me.” You grin on his lips.

“Ever the smartass, huh?” You can feel him grinning back.

“Takes one to know one.”

He takes another look at you and the grin is still plastered on his face. Except this time, he wordlessly runs his hands over the semi-sheer lace covering your breasts, his fingertips toying with the delicate material. He carefully slides it down to uncover your soft flesh, deft digits eagerly playing with your taut nipples.

“Mm, that feels nice.” You exhale in satisfaction and you part your legs to let your boyfriend slot himself between them.

“I can give you better than nice.” He whispers and pinches the buds, eliciting a whine from your mouth. He pinches them and rolls them a bit harder, forcing your back to arch off the bed.

“That’s more like it.” He licks his bottom lip and dives his head to attach his lips on your breasts, making out with the plush mounds. He keeps his mouth busy with your nipples, all while his right hand descends towards your neglected core.

“Kwan, please touch me more.” You beg with a whiny voice, wiggling your hips to get some kind of friction.

“You know, for someone who was really angry just half an hour ago, you’re quite the needy little thing right now.” He teases you more about your earlier behavior.

“I said I’m sorry!” You defend yourself.

“I know, darling. I wasn’t planning on keeping you high and dry.” He smiles sweetly as he slides his hand between your folds, moaning lowly as he lets his fingers get soaked in your arousal.

He plunges two of his slender fingers in your pussy, enjoying the way your walls clench greedily around them. Stilling them for a few seconds, he keeps making out with your chest, a few red marks already blooming on your skin.

“God, just stop teasing, please! I’m begging you!” You whine louder and wrap your legs around his back.

“You sound so cute when you beg for me, it almost makes me want to keep you wanting more.” 

“You’re mean.” You put your lips in a pout.

“But I’m also madly in love with you.” Seungkwan presses one last kiss on the valley of your breasts and he climbs down to bring himself on eye level with your lace-clad pussy.

He retracts his fingers and tugs the lace crotch upwards, making you moan and fist the sheets in response. Your reactions urge him to tug on it a bit harder, the thin material rubbing over your clit. Your entrance clenches in a needy manner, your slick gushing out and soaking the pink lace. 

“Eager to make it your second skin, aren’t you, darling?” Your boyfriend comments as he digs the pads of his fingers on your panties to push them in your hole, just enough to make them stick on your pussy.

“I’m n-not the sole c-culprit here.” You stutter, bucking your hips to get a bit more friction.

“One does not negate the other.” He bites back, pulling your panties away from your body, not missing the clear strings of your juices connecting to the fabric. He throws them somewhere in the room and gently unwraps your legs from his back.

He parts them open with his hands, finally uncovering your pussy.

“So worth the wait.” He whispers and licks a fat stripe over your slit, collecting your slick on his tongue.

“Oh God, yes.” You lean your head back on the pillow, your hand creeping in Seungkwan’s hair. The touch you were craving this whole time is finally yours and you couldn’t feel more blissful.

Sex with Seungkwan is never boring, but foreplay? It’s his fucking specialty.

Part of you wants to keep your eyes closed and get lost in the moment, but part of you also wants to keep them wide open and watch your boyfriend worship your cunt.

He uses his thumbs to keep your folds apart and make space for his tongue to re-explore your cunt and savor it like a Michelin star worthy meal.

“Have I told you before that you have the prettiest pussy in the world?” He peeks his head from between your legs.

“At least once during sex, Kwan. Not that I mind, of course.” You tug on his blond hair.

He flashes you a cocky smirk and purposefully circles your clit with the tip of his tongue, never breaking eye contact.

Your thighs clench on the bed, struggling to keep them still. If it wasn’t for Seungkwan’s hands, his head could have been crushed. 

His assault on your bundle of nerves is relentless and the buildup to your climax picks up the pace. 

You don’t want this to end yet, you want him to stay like this for the rest of the night, if possible.

All of a sudden, everything stops and you’re left on the edge of your orgasm, a loud whine bouncing off the walls of the bedroom.

“This might sound cheesy, but will you be my Valentine?” He asks you with doe eyes and glossy, cum covered lips.

“I can’t believe you have the nerve to say this right between my legs.” You protest from above, almost mad at him for ripping all stimulation away from you.

“I also have the nerve to edge you until you give me an answer.” He smirks.

“Fuck, how could I ever not want to be your Valentine?!” 

“Good to know.” Seungkwan grins wider.

“Because the night is still young and only one orgasm won’t cut it.”

[blackdragoness]

⛽GASING YOU UP, BABY⛽

YALL NOT READY FOR ALL DIS' GASSSSS. Lemme gasssss yo lil fat head up, okayyyy. This PICK-A-PILE is for you!

"somebody call 911, shawty fiyah burnin' on da dance floor." -sean kingston

Pile 1 -

Pile 2 -

Pile 3 -

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Pile 1: Show Stunnah 🌻

Overall Tarot Card: The Devil 😈

Channelled Song: Pretty Girl Rock by Keri Hilson

⛽ The gasssss on you is....⛽

🚨🚨ALARMS GOING OFF. YOU SHUTTING THIS SHIT DOWNNNN. LESSSGOOOO 🚨🚨

First of all, you muthafucka's is FINE as hell! I'm talking about FOIIINNEEEE as hell. Body on fleek, face card never declines. As soon as you walk into the room, all eyes are on you and all your competition starts to die a little inside 😂 You are the talk of the town, the talk of every circle, babbyyy 🤤 But y'all been knew dat, 😏

"BEEN that bitch, still that bitch" - Megan The Stallion

Natural beauty with the confidence to match

Confidence of a lion(ess)

Honestly, physically, you got it muthafuckin' going on dawg, what the fuckkkkk. Out of all the piles, this one wins in the Looks Department LOL sorry to the other piles

I'm seeing a face that is so fucking beautiful and angelic. Forever youthful.

Your beauty never dies and it never ages.

I have this huge urge to gasp in awe! You make people gasp with your beauty, ermagerrrdddd this is too cute! I feel like I'm melting in your presence 🫠. It's like everytime people see you in person, you take their breathe away and all they can do is gasp in awe at your undeniable beauty 😂😂😂 it's so fucking corny bro, but damn. That was a channelled message for someone's fine ass out there. You got it like that Mami/Papi, *snap snap snap*

A literal fucking goddess/god. Like you make men want to turn all romantic and old school, writing poems and singing outside your window in the middle of a full moon & shiiit. Or for my men, you make a girl wanna break all her rules and go buck wild for you!!! Like this shit crazzzyyy!! But this is what you be doing to these people lmaoooo!

I'm sure you're a great person on the inside and all, but there is so much emphasis on your physique that I apologize if you feel exploited right now 😂😂 and tbh, you might know the effects your body causes on people so you might be a person with strong boundaries. But damn Papi, what dat body do? 😏

With the devil card crowning your reading, people are OBSESSED WITH YOU!!! Bitch, who tf are you? Why is everyone so fucking obsessed with yo ass!? Lmao

"I can do bad all by myself." You're very independent but you may have many friends too.

Imma just say it flat out: YOU GOT THAT GOOD WAP BABYYYYYY. THAT GOOD WOOD, ya know what I'm sayin' 😂 rumor has it, you can fucking werkkkk it. You got people THIRSTY AF out here, mayneee. Chilllllllll.

You got this hella chill vibe to you though. Like laid-back. Relaxed. Not about the shits or the drama. People can try to ruffle your feathers to get any type of reaction out of you but you stay unbothered AF and that's what draws them nearer to you.

You have a gift for social interactions. Most people have social anxiety but you maneuver and work the room with ease and calmness. It's very admirable.

So many people want to marry you dude, I'm not even kidding. But I'm sensing that you are just focused on yourself and your goals. Relationship isn't a priority in your life right now. But that also is what turns the thirst factor UP when it comes to you.

SEXY, SEXY, SEXY, SEXY, SEXXXXX-Y.

Rich girl, city girl, material gworl vibes

"You always got dem eyes on you" - people love to watch you and stare at you. Sometimes people zone out in conversation with you because your beauty distracts them 😂 you could be talking to them in perfect pronunciation and speed but they won't hear a damn thing you said lol I guess your beauty is deafening too 😂

As beautiful and as sexy as you are, you also have a tender kindness when you interact with anybody. Your beauty shines both inside and out and that's why you are the mf GOAT.

You turn heads every where you go. You got bitches jealous wishing they was you. Ermahgerrrddd, I'm getting a rush of energy from tons of people who fantasize about what it would be like if they had your life. Honestly, that sounds like I'm over hyping y'all, but it's the truth lol. Maybe knowing this information will help you see the beauty of your own life and appreciate it for what it is. Because from folks looking on the outside into your life, they would literally trade spots with you in a heartbeat. Heck, they are already doing it in their daydreams. Recognize that YOU ARE THAT BITCH.

You may come from a great family life. Or people think you come from a super good looking family judging based off of your looks alone lol

A lot of people want to be tied to you in some way. People feel that being connected to you gives them "brownie points" in popularity 😂😂 some people may try to befriend you for clout. I'm not even getting social media vibes, although y'all may be big on social media too. But I'm sensing like real life clout, which is ten times better than social media clout, ya feel me. It's almost like knowing you in real life makes people feel more important in real life.

Y'all are the IT GIRL/ IT BOY. Everyone wanna be you, do the things you do, talk like you, walk like you, fucking everyfannnggg!!! I cannot with y'all. You guys are unreal but thats why we are so fucking obsessed with you, booo. Keep doing you and keep being you 🌻

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Pile 2 - Cutie Pie 🥧

Overall Tarot Card: Ace of Cups

Channelled Song: My Bestie by Lloyd ft Sevyn

⛽ The gasssss on you is.....⛽

🍯🍯CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER 🍯🍯

Everyone wants to hug you, squeeze you, love on you. Stick you in their pocket and take you home. This vibe is so mushy and gooey!

Everybody's little sister. You provoke a very protective spirit in those around you and those close to you. You are looked at as something that needs to be protected at all costs.

I dunno what it is about you but people will go to bat for you no matter the situation or the time. If ever you are in trouble, you have a whole gang of people who you can count on to drop what they are doing and prioritize you. Even if they are pissed off at you, they would lay their differences to the side and come to your rescue.

You make people feel very emotional when it comes to even just the thought of you. You are so special to people I don't think you realize that!

You are that person in people's lives that they cannot imagine ever losing. Like an angel in disguise who needs to be protected from this cruel world.

You attract friends like flies!!!!! This pile is SOOOOOOO popular and you don't even have to try. You could actually be a more introverted and reserved person but constantly have a crowd of people with you.

Sooooo warm and soft. Feels like I'm sinking in an ocean of really warm honey. That's how you make people feel.

People LOVE hugging you, cuddling you, and feeling you. Your presence is very calming and motherly.

You have great motherly instincts and people trust you with their children and animals. Kids might naturally flock to you and easily trust you because of your kind nature.

You may only consider a small group of people as friends but there are so many people who consider you as one of their best friends. You may make some friends jealous because they envisioned some type of exclusive friendship with you. However, a lot of people need you in their life and so that's something they need to come to terms with.

A lot of people feel like they can confide in you with confidential matters, knowing it will be kept safe. You also give really great advice that helps people progress further on their life path.

You are a very necessary presence in many peoples life stories. If every human soul had a book about their life, there would be at least one chapter about you in multiple life books. While most people are only focused on writing their own book, they are scarcely mentioned in other stories. But you, you are very necessary in the development of other people's life journeys. Like you make an impact on their story for the better. Wowwwww. I can only imagine that this role comes with a lot of positive karma for you and your generations to come.

You beautify every place you enter, every floor you walk on, and every person you meet. You are a contagious ray of light that shines everywhere you go even in the darkest of places.

You very rarely compete or get jealous of people and that's why many consider you to be their best friend. They feel completely free to be themselves around you with no judgement, guilt or shame.

You are unapologetically yourself and it's a big turn on for the opposite sex.

Many people wish they could possess your unapologetic nature but they are realizing it is a lot harder to mimic than they thought.

"I walk like this cuz I can back it up. I got a big ego" -Beyonce

You been through a lot and it shows through how sweet and caring you are. And because you put out that energy, people wanna love you the same way in return.

You really tug at people's heart strings when they think of you. I'm hearing "a heart of gold and titanium". So valuable and indestructible.

You have been placed on this throne by a lot of people. Very very respected and admired. I'm hearing you proved yourself. Your true colors shown and they worked in your favor.

An example for others to follow

A true royal

SELF-CONTROL, SELF-CONTROL, SELF-CONTROL. You have so much self control and people are both envious and admiring that trait of yours. "The one with the most control over themselves is the one with the most power in the room."

You might be a very adaptable person. You literally can chop it up with anybody you want! No personality is too hard for you to adapt to.

You have such a knack for resolving conflict. You can de-escalate any situation with your soft spoken voice and level-headedness. Things always run smoother when you are around.

People take you seriously and really listen when you speak. You may not vocalize your opinions as often as others, but when you finally do, it shocks people, so they listen.

A deep well of wisdom.

Honorable. Highly respected. Highly trusted.

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Pile 3 - LEGEND ⚜️

Overall Tarot Card: 8 of Pentacles

Channelled Song: One Call Away by Bina Butta

⛽ The gasssss on you is.....⛽

🥶🥶 YOU OUT HERE GIVING US THE SHIVERS WITH YO ICY FINE ASS 🥶🥶

BOSS BITCHHHHH. I see you focused on that bag and getting that bag!!! If you chose this pile, YOU LOOK LIKE MONEY, HUNNY 🤑

"came through drippin *drip drip*"

You are a hard ass worker. I'm getting strong energy coming from the workplace you work at. You got a lot of people dumbfounded at your work ethic. For some reason, I'm getting that they didn't think you were going to be the type of worker that you are.

You may be known as someone who bosses up every time you experience a hardship in life. It's actually pretty phenomenal to watch.

Phoenix rising from the ashes.

You are that one character in a movie story that never dies 😂 it's like no matter how many battles you fight, you never fucking die lol it's annoying to your haters but so inspiring to those who witness this inner strength of yours.

You are a LEGEND! Some people think that your life experiences are too good to be true. But they just ain't ever met nobody like you before thats why. I'm hearing that behind your back people try to investigate the validity of your story just to be humbled when they find witnesses who retell the same story.

People want to know the depths of your life experience. I'm getting that people view you kind of like Indiana Jones who is well travelled with many stories and adventures to tell for many days.

You inspire people to think outside of the box. To want more for themselves and be open to newer opportunities that can make them feel free and alive again. You make them want to explore life again.

You walk around like a large ball of life force energy. Anything within a 5 foot radius of you starts to be influenced by your vibration.

A lot of people speak about you!!! A lot of people have your name in their mouth. It's very positive though. I'm hearing a lot of praise, chanting your name. Celebrating you!

I sense you might be hermit mode or really just focusing on yourself. People can see the changes that are happening through your physical appearance . Your hardwork and focus shines through your countenance.

You have a lot more people who support and love you. Im feeling that for this pile, the support isn't as apparent as it was for Group 2. I'm feeling like this pile stands alone with lots of silent supporters. Something about you being very intimidating or being closed off to a connection is what's blocking people from showing their support but it's like they understand why you are closed off and respect your boundaries.

People feel like you are going very far in life and will hit it big in the future. They want to see you win and are silently watching until then.

The way you carry yourself is top notch alpha type vibes. Specifically for my feminines, this is so sexy about you. You carry this masculine energy in such a sexy feminine way it intimidates and submits even the strongest of men. Very BAWS BOSS like.

RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 🦁

BOSS, BOSS, BOSS, BAWSSSYYYYYY

"Dat ass, dat ass, dat ass, dat ass" 🤨🤨okaaayyyy, someone clearly has a nice juicy ass that needs to be pointed out 🤷🏾‍♀️

You must have a very strong presence in your work place because the energy keeps taking me to a work environment. Either that or you think about work all the time 😂 you really are such an independent woman. Some may call it hyper independent but do you honey. Set the standard as high as you want. Don't let their intimidated ass opinion shrink you 😉

Maybe you own a lot of businesses or aspire to own your own business. People see the potential for you. But I'm getting indecisive energy. You are probably really talented at SOOO many things and are weighing out your options. However, you know that once you have made your decision, there is no stopping you from reaching the top. Everyone else knows it too and that's why they are silently watching you.

You are a rare human. You have an imagination that is so active. Anything you imagine, you create in this world. You were probably a very imaginative kid and highly active. With how hard you work coupled with your crazy active imagination, you actually have the power to manifest whatever you want into existence. Maybe you are aware of that. Maybe you aren't. But channelling this energy feels very magnetic and strong. Keep your imaginations alive. Keep your dreams alive. Chase them.

People wonder how you gained such a bright imagination. They wish they could have that light that you have. You heal a lot of people's inner child by giving them experiences to exercise their imagination. Maybe you enjoy conversations about the trendy things from people's childhoods or you like to talk about the future a lot. You spark creativity and imagination for people and it gives them motivation for life again.

You lead by example. Lots of people are out here running they mouth but you stay steady on your grind proving your worth through your life.

You have silent supporters because you are a silent leader. You don't do much talking. You just do the damn thing and later on people find out what you did and are completely shocked.

You are a bombshell. Not only do you look great but you're like a ticking time bomb in people's minds. You constantly have people stewing over you and then boom, you do something that blows everybody's minds lol. I like this vibe. Very spontaneous and fun to be around

[barbsgirlfriend]

Velvet & Veneer Headcanons Pt. 2

Fandom: Trolls

Genre: Headcanons

Pairings: Veneer x Kid Ritz, Velvet x Orchid

Warnings: some angst

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Velvet

She was popular in high school.

Velvet did almost EVERYTHING in high school. She was in band, dance company, choir, thespian club, and arts committee. It was very stressful for her, but she really wanted to impress her parents. In the yearbook, she got the “Most Busy” superlative.

She had a huge friend group with most of the popular kids, including Veneer. Velvet was basically teen royalty at Mount Rageous High School.

Chronic pain 😔

She struggles with chronic pain in her lower back/hip. Velvet has to take many breaks between songs when performing because she hurts so bad. She goes to physical therapy every weekend, but it doesn’t really work. Velvet tore her muscle once and it never recovered right. (Me too girl, me too 😔)

Hair, nails, and makeup on FLEEK

Velvet is always looking stunning! Her hair and nails are always done. Even when she has no makeup on, she’s beautiful. Veneer is in control of outfits, and Velvet is in charge of everything else.

SoundCloud Artist

Before Velvet became famous, she would post her songs on SoundCloud. Her songs were majorly inspired by Doja Cat and Ayesha Erotica. Velvet only made about a thousand followers though.

Bad Ex (again me too girl)

In eleventh grade, Velvet started dating this random dude. He wasn’t a good person and was very toxic towards her. She couldn’t sleep some nights because he wanted to call, text, etc. Once, they got in a bad argument, and he ended up hitting her. Veneer didn’t take it too good and beat the shit out of the guy. He could’ve seriously injured the guy, but Velvet made him stop. She doesn’t like getting into close relationships anymore because of her ex.

Small crush

Remember how I said she doesn’t like getting into relationships? Well, this is making her confused. Velvet went to school with a girl named, Orchid. They were really close friends but ended up separating after high school. They saw each other again at a concert; Velvet fell in love. She stalks Orchid’s instagram almost everyday gawking at how pretty she is… Orchid does the same to Velvet. 💜🤍💜🤍

She’s a BARBBBBBB

Her favorite artist is Nicki Minaj. She knows almost all the lyrics to all of her songs.

Veneer

Favorite Child

Veneer was the “golden child” of the family. He was always spoiled and loved by his parents, but that only made Velvet jealous. He didn’t like all the attention because he never got alone time. Veneer did even more than Velvet; he was in dance company, arts committee, dance outside of school, track, tennis, choir, and show choir. Even when Velvet was struggling with her ex, their parents didn’t comfort her. It was Veneer. He spends most of his time giving her the attention she never got from home.

Extremely protective

He absolutely loves his people. Veneer is extremely protective of his friends and sister. One time, Kid Ritz was getting flamed on social media, so Veneer backed him up. He said: “dont be sayin shit abt ppl when u know it aint true. kid ritz is one of my best friends and if yall start being bitchy towards him imma be bitchy towards yall”

Theatre Kid

Veneer was a huge theatre kid. He did a lot of productions during middle school; his first production he ever did he got a lead role. He was Sebastian in the Little Mermaid.

Doesn’t know his own strength

He is surprisingly strong. Veneer isn’t muscular or buff, but he can beat a bitch. He got into many fights in school and won almost all of them, but he doesn’t like to admit it. He has a killer grip, and that is why he could catch Velvet before she fell when Floyd flew out of the shoulder pads.

Casual smoker

He started smoking when he was around 16. Veneer would steal cigarettes from his grandmother and smoke them at home. His dumbass got addicted and it was very bad, but Velvet helped him quit. He was only a few months sober when they became famous.

Shopaholic

Veneer loves shopping! When he was a kid, he’d beg to go to the mall, and he’d buy so much stuff. He knows he has a bit of a spending problem, but why worry? He has money! Anyway, he always wants to go to the mall or even just the grocery store to buy something. Veneer likes to buy matching outfits or accessories for him and Velvet.

[metalheads-trash-bin]

Hi … howdy .🤠 I feel so pushy right now and really rude, but are we still on the on the same schedule for the Fliff fic….??…. Like post every week two times…… or would the schedule be different…..

(I just wonder how do you see the relationship between Floyd and Creek?…….. because I like to see that Floyd hates his guts.(probably because they dated… and he was toxic/because he is a traitor for all trolls specially, pop)…. and creek would be head over heels so….. one sided love…..(and what would be riff reaction?….to Floyd being bothered by creek(and how would riff react if he is already dating Floyd and see him getting bothered by creek)

Sorry, too many questions I …. please take all the time you need to answer.

Hey, so when it comes to my fliff fic the next chapter will most likely be posted by the end of next week. Im getting a tattoo on Saturday so im going to be semi out of commission.

Floyd and creeks relationship is one that I’ve thought a lot about, you can actually see how i perceive them in my breek fic. But to sum it up: Floyd’s empathy and the fact that he was in a similar boat, on top of my psychological analysis of creek, equals them eventually actually bonding. Creek helps him with yoga and they talk about their boys together.

Creek is in no way attracted to Floyd, i genuinely despise fleek because of a lottt of reasons. Riff is head over heels for Floyd and treats him like royalty <3

And you’re totally fine! I love questions

[dulltoned]

What are some of your favourite ships in Trolls?

Most hated ships?

Honestly, I'm not much of a shipper in general but most of the ships in the Trolls fandom have no appeal to me.

I'm a big Broppy fan, I love these two and I think their relationship is so sweet and beautifully developed. A lot of my focus is still on Branch independently but I think these two are amazing together and I love writing about and thinking about their connection. Even if sometimes I want to shake Poppy like a ragdoll, especially during World Tour and the cartoons.

Ships like Fliff and Cliva I think are cute but I don't really care for them. I think the art for them is really cute and I'd definitely repost it or read comics about it but it's not something I'd go out of my way to find or really put any thought into. To each their own, and I can appreciate the idea.

I honestly don't really like the idea of John Dory with anyone, though. It doesn't feel right when I see ships with him in them, like Hickdory and whatever the name for him and Delta is. I might stand for AroAce John Dory, honestly. I just can't see him in a committed relationship but that could just be the commitment issues after BroZone.

Some things I just can't let slide, however. I think Fleek has some amazing angst potential and I adore some of the art for it but as a ship itself I despise it. I hate Creek with a passion. Love him as an antagonist but I don't like the idea of him having a redemption or finding happiness with the people he betrayed.

I especially loathe anything that's Creek x A Member of BroZone, and don't get me started on him and Branch. Absolutely not.

[hostilemuppet]

do you think sometimes creek wakes up at like 3 AM, his knuckles sore and stinging a bit. he looks over at floyd's bruised face and sighs, wondering what the fuck was he thinking on that hateful (fateful) night he dressed up and went to that one gay bar.

uh, no, bc thats sad 😭 yeah fleek are incredibly toxic and unhealthy and in real life they should have mutual restraining orders but. the point of them is that theyre awful but FUNNY. theyre both equally as bad as each other, they deserve each other, theyre PERFECT for each other. its really the best possible outcome for either of them, and also everyone around them bc now their awfulness is quarantined. we have CLIVA for "toxic relationship that is sad" and even then this is a comedy au so we dont really go too into the sad parts and focus more on "viva is fucking crazy and we need to get clay out of there NOW".

besides, creek has enough opportunities to regret his life choices as is

[valsnonsense]

The Fleek Family

Floyd please to stop crying for two seconds you're ruining the updated family portrait-

FLEEK FAMILYYY!! Don't worry Floyd's only crying cuz he's not ready for both his babies to be grown up he wants them to stay babies forever!

When Floyd and Creek were down in the Depths, the two didn't think they were ever getting out. So when their relationship progressed rather quickly, and lived briefly with the Original Trolls, the two actually eloped! So when they DID find a way out, Floyd not only had to reintroduce Creek to Troll society, but had to introduce him as his newly-minted husband! Yeah that was rough day lol

Floyd and Creek were actually the first of the fam (aside Bruce) to start having kids. When Floyd found out he was carrying an egg, the two were over the moon about it, but scared as well. With Floyd's weakened physical state, his hair couldn't wrap around the egg properly, requiring him to manually incubate it, along with Creek's help. Rosebud did hatch a bit prematurely, but with lots of care, she grew up to be strong and healthy.

Now Snowdrop is where things get interesting. When Rosebud was eight years old, she found a small, white egg abandoned out in the woods after a huge snowstorm. When she brought it into the house, Floyd and Creek immediately raced it to a hospital. The egg was weak and cold, and the doctors told them outright itd be lucky to survive. But Floyd and Creek were stubborn, and did EVERYTHING they could to save it. And it worked! The egg hatches, revealing a solid white, Original Troll. They're not sure how an original egg made it to the surface, but they scooped them up anyway and raised them as their own, naming them Snowdrop.

In present day, the whole family still lives together out on the outskirts of Trollstopia, in the more rural areas of the city on a large ranch (think stardew valley). Floyd is a motherhen from hell who's constantly doting on his babies, making sure they dress warmly when they leave, asking if they ate breakfast that morning, fussing whenever they come home with any injury whatsoever (Which is mainly Rosebud cuz she's out there fighting criminals lol), while Creek just laughs in the background. He'd say something but he knows his kids love the attention and worrying keeps Floyd happy so he just let's it happen

And that's the Fleek fam!! I'll be posting a new OC tomorrow, who's not an only child, her siblings will only be seen in the family portrait~

[meadow-hearthfire]

Why are some people up in arms about Fliff and Fleek?

I've heard Riff is a teen, but how do you know for sure if that's the case? If true, please show proof.

No, I don't consider the wikis to be all that reliable. One of them got Smidge's age wrong: it listed her as four years old when she's actually an adult shortstack.

Fleek can be written any way. It can be written as a bad romance or it can be written as a wholesome relationship. Floyd can be written as a positive influence on Creek.

[TW: mentions of inc3st, p3dophilia, z00philia, and toxic relationships]

Creek can be written any way. He can be written as an unrepentant douche or he can be written as someone who has come to regret selling out his friends and entire tribe to the Bergens to save his own hide, and Floyd's kindness could make Creek's heart ache. This cover pretty much sums up that possibility.

And this is all coming from someone who doesn't even ship Fliff or Fleek.

If you just take the time to sit down, think, ask questions and listen, you might come to some realizations and learn a thing or two; and you might come to realize that ships such as Bella Swan X Edward Cullen aren't really all that problematic compared to inc3st, child/adult, and sapient/nonsapient.

(For the sake of this discussion, please ignore the icky Breaking Dawn crud and focus on the nature of Bella and Edward's relationship in the first and/or second instalment. I haven't watched Twilight in a long time and I don't think I watched the entire second movie.)

If anything, Bella Swan X Edward Cullen is just a bad romance, and I'd chalk people shipping it up to having some sort of kink. It's okay not to like that kinda ship, but please don't ruin it for people. The block button and the options to blacklist tags and words are your friends.

The aforementioned icky three aren't bad romance, they're just gross! To call them any form of romance would be an insult to romance as a whole.

Please keep things civil in the comments below, in your reblogs, an ind my inbox. And for the record, I'm a midshipper (as stated in my bio). And no, I don't want pr0shippers on my lawn. They can take their love for inc3st, child/adult, and or sapient/nonsapient and leave.

[year2000electronics]

As promised Bounty fleek

B]: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

[F]: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*[C] walks in*

[F]: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

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Cr: I asked [F) out.

[p: Oh, I’m sorry.

[Cr]: Why?

[p: Well, I assume they said no.

[Cr]: No, they said yes.

[p: Really? Then I’m sorry for (F)

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Jd : You don't need my blessing to go kiss [F) In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing [F)!

[cr]: Nope.

[J1]: In that case, as the archbishop of [F]'s fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss [F) right on the lips!!!

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p1]: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

[Cr:

[Cr]: I'm gonna tell them.

[F]: Don't you dare.

[Cr]: What? It's not like I'm telling them about our secret relationship, or anything-

[p]: Your secret what?

[F]: NOTHING-

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F]: Hi.

[p: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell them?

[F]: I did.

[p]: And what did they say?

[F]: “Thank you.”

[p: You’re totally welcome. What’d they say?

[F]: They said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and [Cr) said, “Thank you.”

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Cr]: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.

[Sh) : Did [F) say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?

[Cr: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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S): Ooh, somebody has a crush

[F]: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on [Cr) I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.

*Later that night*

F: very much awake: Uh oh.

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p1]: Hey, [Cr) are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

[Cr: Yeah.

[p1]: And you, [F]?

[F3]: Umm... yes?

[p]: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

[F]: Did they just-

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F]: I didn't drink that much last night.

[C]: You were flirting with [Cr)

[F: so what? They're my partner.

[C]: You asked if they were single.

[C: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

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F]: [Cr) annoyed me today so I told them that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.

[B]: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

[F]: But there is something special about watching the color leave their face as panic takes over.

That’s all for now may do shimmer dory again but I hope you enjoyed bounty au incorrect couples quotes.

YESSSSSS the promised fleek!! these were fun ty :]

[geonwooz]

♡ HALLOWEEN SHENANIGANS — HONG WOOJIN

best friend!woojin x gn!reader | wc : 0.4k words | content : possible grammar and spelling mistakes, lowercase intended, platonic relationship, best friend au, being scared/terrified, name-calling (asshat, loser, etc)

it was halloween, and considering you were too old to go trick-or-treating, you got into the halloween spirit by watching scary movies. 

and well, maybe it was your fault for watching a movie with a creepy doll in it. 

because now, here you were, hugging your pillow as you dialed your best friend's number in hopes he'd come to your rescue.

"on a scale of 'i will be fine; i won't die' to 'i'd piss my pants if i saw the doll in front of me', how scared are you?"

"a solid 'i'd drop dead if i saw my shadow' kinda scared."

woojin simply laughed in response, already standing outside your door. when he got to know you had no plans for halloween, he knew exactly how it was going to end.

and well, you being terrified of a movie you picked out to watch on your own will was exactly what he guessed — that's how well he knew you.

"okay, loser. just open the door and let me in so i can protect you from any spooky dolls."

it was safe to say woojin made you feel safe — despite taunting you about your bad choices of watching a horror movie by yourself.

"well, asshat, if you watched the movie," you paused, taking a deep breath as you narrowed your brows. "you'd feel just as terrified as me."

woojin rolled his eyes in faux annoyance. "and what's so terrifying about this doll?" he sighed. "are her eyebrows not on fleek or something?"

you huffed, looking up a clip of the doll in the movie you just watched to prove your point. 

"if you saw a movie about an idiot woman making a robot ai doll thingy who looks and dances like that, you'd never be able to sleep again either."

"okay, point taken. she's hella creepy." woojin's brows furrowed as he rewatched the clip, grimacing whenever the creepy ai was shown.

the two of you sat on the couch in your apartment, binge-watching some random animated show in hopes you'd forget what you just watched.

everything seemed peaceful until a loud thud startled you, followed by a high-pitched shriek. your eyes widened as you looked at woojin, unable to believe he was the one who screamed.

you raised your brows in question. "what the heck happened to 'i can protect you from any spooky dolls', huh?" you quipped teasingly.

"i'm not ashamed to admit it, y/n. if that ai doll shit comes in front of us now, you will have to fend for yourself."

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[alohajun]

♡ HALLOWEEN SHENANIGANS — PARK JIHOON

best friend!jihoon x gn!reader | wc : 0.4k words | content : possible grammar and spelling mistakes, lowercase intended, platonic relationship, best friend au, being scared/terrified, name-calling (asshat, loser, etc)

it was halloween, and considering you were too old to go trick-or-treating, you got into the halloween spirit by watching scary movies. 

and well, maybe it was your fault for watching a movie with a creepy doll in it.

because now, here you were, hugging your pillow as you dialed your best friend's number in hopes he'd come to your rescue.

"on a scale of 'i will be fine i won't die' to 'i'd piss my pants if i saw the doll in front of me', how scared are you?"

"a solid 'i'd drop dead if i see my shadow' kinda scared."

jihoon simply laughed in response, already standing outside your door. when he got to know you had no plans for halloween, he knew exactly how it was going to end.

and well, you being terrified of a movie you picked out to watch on your own will was what he exactly guessed — that's how well he knew you.

"okay, loser. just open the door and let me in so i can protect you from any spooky dolls."

it was safe to say jihoon made you feel safe — despite taunting you about your bad choices of watching a horror movie by yourself.

"well, asshat, if you watched the movie," you paused, taking a deep breath as you narrowed your brows. "you'd feel just as terrified as me."

jihoon rolled his eyes in faux annoyance. "and what's so terrifying about this doll?" he sighed. "are her eyebrows not on fleek or something?"

you huffed, searching up a clip of the doll in the movie you just watched to prove your point. 

"if you saw a movie about an idiot woman making a robot ai doll thingy who looks and dances like that, you'd never be able to sleep again either."

"okay, point taken. she's hella creepy." jihoon's brows furrowed as he rewatched the clip, grimacing whenever the creepy ai was shown.

the two of you sat on the couch in your apartment, binging on some random animated show in hopes you'd forget what you just watched.

everything seemed peaceful, until a loud thud startled you, followed by a high-pitched shriek. your eyes widened as you looked at jihoon, unable to believe he was the one who screamed.

you raised your brows in question. "what the heck happened to 'i can protect you from any spooky dolls', huh?" you quipped teasingly.

"i'm not ashamed to admit it, y/n. if that ai doll shit comes in front of us now, you will have to fend for yourself."

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[pricklypear1997]

Drunk FMAB ramblings

Edward: omg he’s short and full of anger and depression. So relatable. Favorite color is red, same. “You mean this shrimp fried some rice?!?!?” Adorable. Will literally fight god if he has too lmao. Isn’t atheist as most would believe…. Doesn’t give up. Loves his little bro.

Al: loves cats uwu same, my brother, but my bff is definitely him and she’s like a sister to me lol, plus taller than me :((((. Al is a cinnamon roll. So adorably sweet. Who could hate him??? Seriously??? Will brighten anyone’s day! Such a book nerd 📚. Idk. I think he really likes reading. :) ngl my little bro is like him too. Tall as hell wtf… I feel so protective of my little bro but honestly he doesn’t need me 😹😹😹

Winry, the perfect girl, she’s wonderful and great at making things. So patient with Ed :3 I love her piercings. She’s probably really good at math xD so smart and self reliant too! Loves Edward so much. So sweet :))))

Riza; so strong and cool. Damn sharpshooter. Wish I could be as good with a gun as her. I’ve never held a gun before lmaooo. She’s so cool. She’s definitely a bit sad tho. I get that.

Roy; omg he’s funny but dumb 😂 idk why he’s dumb but he is. ._. He’s so different from me but I completely understand his end goal. That patriotism and love for his country 🤩, I 100% get that and I feel like I kinda have the same end goal as he does, even tho… personality wise, I don’t relate to him at all. He’s such a fucking manwhore lmao.

Ling Yao; funny funny guy, so similar to the mustang tbh (I wonder if Roy is part Xingese too), so funny and chipper. Loves food. Loves his country too, again so fucking based. Imagine being emperor of your country, hell yeah! I love his smile lmao 🤣

Mei Chang; really cute, her braids remind me of central Asian hairstyles :) Central Asia is so cool man… I’m 1/4th central Asian (and North Indian) ok?!? I like her little panda/cat too. She’s so sweet :3 a little red bean dumpling 🥟.

Lan Fan, mysterious cool girl. She literally cut off her arm to throw Wrath off DAMN girl. Her loyalty to Ling is WOW. I’d like to learn more about her. We didn’t get enough of Lan Fan.

Olivier Mira Armstrong; oh my god she’s so cool (and hot!). Sword fighting badass chick. Fur coats and all… damn. So cool and scary. She’s so honest, I love that about her. Very Balkan of her to NOT beat around the bush!!!

Alex Louis Armstrong; mustached muscly freak who’s actually really nice, but kinda scary. I actually appreciate him much more now than I used too. A heroic good guy 👍🏻. A gentle Giant. Probably really good at cooking too?

Izumi Curtis; I love her. Strong independent woman who’s also a house wife and loves her husband. Is a house wife who subverts every sexist stereotype of house wives. So damn cool. She lost a child through miscarriage. :( loves kids but is a “tough love” kinda gal. Doesn’t mess around. She’s really great. I love her relationship with Sig.

Sig Curtis; a gentle giant. Loving and understanding husband. Loves Izumi so much 😭 so patient with his crazy wife! That’s dedication right there! Probably really good at cooking 😀

Ok now the humonculi;

Wrath; a cautionary tale. I actually really like King Bradley. I get him. Really angry lol. Bad ass. So good at sword fighting 🤩🤩🤩. Actually loves his wife… his story is actually sad. Who were his parents??? Orphan…

Envy: ; wtf a palm tree??? I hate this character but idk why. He/she/they irritates me. I like the cute tiny lizard form though. I really adore lizards :3. Kinda angry and angsty. I don’t get this character lol.

Lust; sexy lady roflmao. She’s really pretty, it’s true. Her nails on fleek 10/10. She’s an interesting character and I would’ve loved to see more of her. She died too soon.

Sloth; “what a pain ______ is”. I feel ya bro. He’s scary and muscly, but sleepy af. He does not give a single fuck 😹😹😹

Pride; snot nosed brat! I can’t stand this kid. 🤠 I think pride is my third biggest sin after Wrath and Sloth tho… but this kid was so annoying loooool. Spoiled little rich bitch 🤣

Gluttony; fatass. He’s kinda gross. Resembles a big fat drooling hungry baby lmaoooo.

Greed; we ALL have greed to some extent. He’s such a player. Goofy ass. Funny. Gets all the ladddiiiieeeessss. He wants to rule the world? Or he really just wants good friends who appreciate him???? A chill guy. Slightly annoying but tolerable xD

Father; what the fuck is that thing??? Dwarf in the flask LMAO. Shadowy figure. A weirdo.

Ok back to humans;

Maes Hughes; the best dad ever! Spoils his daughter rotten! A great guy. Everyone is sad he died. I can see why Mustang really appreciated Hughes. He was such a great and kind hearted friend 😄. Made everyone feel better.

Miles; ok actually really cool. I get that 1/4th “other” feeling. Idk why but he’s really interesting. Looks cool :) he’s gonna help save Amestris AND the Ishvalans.

Scar; I I understand his anger. He’s very human and I appreciate that Hiromu Arakawa highlights his humanity despite his wrathfulness. He made a lot of horrible mistakes but we all know he’s on a path of redemption. He really likes cute things :3

Buccaneer; loyal as hell tough guy 🤣 acts so mean on the surface; but is actually nice and just wants SOMEONE to notice how much he cares lmao.

Kimblee; what the fuck? Kinda reminds me of the Boltons from ASOIAF. Long black straight hair pale faced and creepy as hell. Complete psycho and bloodthirsty as hell lmaoooo.

[hanluex]

♡ HALLOWEEN SHENANIGANS — JAKE 'HANGMAN' SERESIN

best friend!hangman x reader | wc : 0.4k words | content : possible grammar and spelling mistakes, lowercase intended, platonic relationship, best friend au, being scared/terrified, name-calling (asshat, loser, etc)

it was halloween, and considering you were too old to go trick-or-treating, you got into the halloween spirit by watching scary movies. 

and well, maybe it was your fault for watching a movie with a creepy doll in it. 

because now, here you were, hugging your pillow as you dialed your best friend's number in hopes he'd come to your rescue.

"on a scale of 'i will be fine i won't die' to 'i'd piss my pants if i saw the doll in front of me', how scared are you?"

"a solid 'i'd drop dead if i see my shadow' kinda scared."

jake simply laughed in response, already standing outside your door. when he got to know you had no plans for halloween, he knew exactly how it was going to end.

and well, you being terrified of a movie you picked out to watch on your own will was what he exactly guessed — that's how well he knew you.

"okay, loser. just open the door and let me in so i can protect you from any spooky dolls."

it was safe to say jake made you feel safe — despite taunting you about your bad choices of watching a horror movie by yourself.

"well, asshat, if you watched the movie," you paused, taking a deep breath as you narrowed your brows. "you'd feel just as terrified as me."

jake rolled his eyes in faux annoyance. "and what's so terrifying about this doll?" he sighed. "are her eyebrows not on fleek or something?"

you huffed, searching up a clip of the doll in the movie you just watched to prove your point. 

"if you saw a movie about an idiot woman making a robot ai doll thingy who looks and dances like that, you'd never be able to sleep again either."

"okay, point taken. she's hella creepy." jake's brows furrowed as he rewatched the clip, grimacing whenever the creepy ai was shown.

the two of you sat on the couch in your apartment, binging on some random animated show in hopes you'd forget what you just watched.

everything seemed peaceful, until a loud thud startled you, followed by a high-pitched shriek. your eyes widened as you looked at jake, unable to believe he was the one who screamed.

you raised your brows in question. "what the heck happened to 'i can protect you from any spooky dolls', huh?" you quipped teasingly.

"i'm not ashamed to admit it, y/n. if that ai doll shit comes in front of us now, you will have to fend for yourself."

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~TW-mentions of suicide, crude language ,and terrible grammer~

~AhkmenrahxFem!reader~

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AN-Dude is so fine.His eyeliner do be on fleek!The relationship is already established. ❤︎

         Y/N Pov:

I wake to a boring dull casket that people will look at and think of me if only they new me as the strong independent women I am instead of the whimpering   idiot I was in history books, playbills ,and biographies. Damn, I really love the depression color white on the tomb I was buried in it really shows how much my people care about me. As I slowly awake from my tomb and leave the marble slab that covered my body on the floor. i slowly think of ways to kill myself and wonder if i die would I come back to life the next morning or would it be the ultimate death.                                                                                               Then I realize i have the ~4th King of the 4th king of the Egyptians~ as a husband. Life is good. As i slowly walk out of my cinnamon colored room that is filled with incense ,depression ,and jars that were full of humanly organs. When i leave through the door~I get abruptly yelled at by Lancelot~ My dear lady be careful for the rabid beast called a monkey is beneath your feet.I slowly looked down and a saw the monkey who’s name was dexter spin and twist around my feet. ohh shit~ i slowly feel myself start to fall but feel a two warm hands catch me. I look up and see Ahkmenrah are you okay he asked with a pleasant smile. emotionally or physically because both are deteriorating i say with a weak smile.                                                                                                                                 He slowly lifts me up and brings me up to standing height. He stares in my eyes and slowly moves the hair that fell in my face behind my ear. I slowly blink back to reality when i hear Lancelot scream in the distance as he chases Dexter saying that is not a way you treat a lady and he should have been more gentle with a frail women like Y/N. I just stand there looking at Lancelot with a ~ Bitch how dare you stare~. My love Ahkmenrah said with positivity shall we go on a walk. I mumble yes as his arm takes my hand. My Love tho I truly enjoy your personality why have you been even more depressing than usual Ahkmenrah said.                                                                                                                               I slowly take my hand from his and stare both my hand with such disappointment. I guess i realized that there will be no callback or second chance that all my mistakes are ground with me .That i will forever have to  feel the anguish of all my mistakes and unruly choices. That even though i try my hardest there will be those who don’t have to to try at all and still accomplish more that when the tablet is gone i will fade from existence and all meaning. I said as the light faded from my eyes. I hear a mumble of word coming from Ahkmenrah as he slowly says you speak the truth as he slowly pulls you into a hug. As You both are drowning in each others embrace He whispers in your ear  But at least we are OTP.                                                                                                             You both pull out of the embrace giggling. Ahkmenrah slowly leads you two towards Teddy, Larry, and Lancelot since you see that they are talking probably about dexter. You slowly enter the perimeter of the three to here whispering and mumbling. You enter the conversation with a ~Are you guys talking about Pocahontas~? They all slowly shake there heads no .Immediately you loose intrest in this none Pochantas conversation as Ahkmenrah joins in with the whispering and mumbling. Larry noticing you haven’t talked our stare at any of them them asks Why do you care so much about Pocahntas? And how do you know who Pocahonast is? I make detract eye contacted with Larry and say I saw the picture show with your son and why don’t you care about the slaughter of the native Americans?                                                                                ��             Knowing you made everyone feel uncomfortable and the air feel awkward you smile. you feel a weight on your back and a whisper from Ahkmenrah saying ~know do you feel better? accompanied with a light kiss on the cheek. As you slowly answer yes.  -🌱✂️

[sayoswrld]

it’s been soo long since i’ve been on this app or even read a fanfic, but i was scrolling through my old docs and found this old fanfic i wrote years ago so enjoyy 🤗

Done and Dusted

You pulled your phone out of your back pocket placing the last coat of lip gloss on your plump lips.

“Bakagou we need to go!” you shouted to Bakugou who was in the room next to her also getting ready. “We’re already late to kiriboo’s event and you know how he gets”.

“Really?” He said, sarcasm laced in his voice. “Elaborate please.”

“Boi stop playing, for real!” you laughed.

You began texting Kirishima, your’s and Bakugou’s long time best friend, apologising for your tardiness and telling him how you should be on your way soon. Both of you were unofficial but today you were planning to announce your relationship at his event. Unbeknownst to you, his ex -Mina- was gonna be there too.

Kiriboo❤️

y/n

heyyy bae I’m so sorry that we’re running late but we’re on our way

See you soon 😘

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“Odd,” you whispered to herself, a frown etching across your face. “He’s never left me on read before.”

“What was that?” Bakugo asked. You could hear him struggling to pull his jeans on.

“Nothing!” you shouted, “But damn n*gga what is you doing, hopscotch?”

“Shut up, oompa loompa body ass b*tch” he smirked; he could hear your laughter from where he was. ”Are you not done yet!”

“Almost!” you said.

Time skip

Walking into the club, everyone knew that you were the baddest b*tch, waist snatched, wig popping, makeup popping, nails on fleek, ass looking delectable. Heads turned everywhere you stepped and everybody, I mean EVeryBody knew you and your best friend were that b*tch how are you? how are we? we are that b*tch.

However, as you got closer to where Kirishima was you noticed something was off. You could hear whispers and at first, you weren’t bothered because duh it was you the baddest b*tch in the building but after a while, it was starting to get really annoying.

Bakugou also picked up on your change in mood and placed a hand on the small of your back. The anger you were feeling slowly oozed away at his touch, but you knew he was getting angry too.

“So people have a lot to f*cking say today, huh.” he said, his jaw clenching.”Don’t worry babe, imma give these extras something to f*cking talk about.” His quirk started to stir.

“Bro, chill before you blow this dress into pieces,” you said, rolling your eyes.

When you finally found Kirishima, both you and Katsuki found the cause of all the whispering.

Kirishima f*cking Eijirou was all boo’d up with his ex Mina. In matching outfits, rubbing oneach other and everything.

You were pissed and broken-hearted because the same b*tch that you knew was flirting with your best friend and dancing all over his pole, was the same b*tch who’s tryna f*ck with your mans too.

“Oh hell no!” you whispered to yourself then turned to address Bakugou. “Frenn do you see this sh*t”. You gestured towards the oblivious pair and a baffled Bakugou.

“I mean I tried to tell you but.” he shrugged his shoulders, hands in his pockets

“But what-”

During your altercation, Mina had strode up towards you along with a slightly embarrassed Eijirou.

“Since you wanna have a conversation about me, Eijirou and I are gonna do it together cos we do things to-ge-ther.” You whipped round to see the pair and a crowd before you.

“We … we … b*tch who the f*ck is we” you said whilst taking your heels off ready to fight. Mina did the same too but whilst smugly holding Eijirou’s hand to rub it in your face that she was the one in the position you were supposed to be.

You turned to Kirishima who looked away from your devastated face. “What the f*ck is the b*tch talking about?” your voice broke a little but you held onto whatever dignity you had left. Mina tried to lunge at you with her shoe but Kirishima grabbed her arm that wasn’t holding her shoe and held her in place whilst Bakugou grabbed your waist and pulled you back and out of her reach.

Chaos broke out as you both were arguing back and forth not really able to throw hands since you both were being held back. You could hear people in the crowd asking what was going on and some trying to explain the situation to curious onlookers, You noticed that Eijirou wasn’t really choosing sides but he was just staying with the girl he came with, still keeping his cool.

“You ain’t sh*t!” you screamed at Mina which she proceeded to say “Ask him where he’s been last night”.

You knew she was bluffing because you and Kirishima had spent the whole yesterday together.

“Liiiaaaarrrr… Liiiiaaaaaarrrrr,” you kept repeating over and over again.

“Oh really, but who’s he standing with right now?” This left you speechless. Even if you wanted to speak only a tiny squeak would have come out.

“Ooo so she’s the side piece,”

“And they in matching outfits to make things worse”

You could hear in the crowd. At this point, you had to leave because the reality of this situation was threatening to suffocate you. Bakugou was trying to console you as you were on the brink of tears, pushing against his chest and clutching at yours because you couldn’t breathe, tears blinding your vision.

You grabbed your stuff and quickly left the premises so you wouldn’t end up breaking down crying in front of all these people.

“They really got me f*cked up!” you said on your way out.

“Just ignore these extras and walk away,”

It was really surprising for you that Bakugou was the levelheaded person in this situation. You turned to Bakugou, stray tears streaming out of your eyes.

“But what the f*ck, you and her have been messing with each other for some time and you never thought to tell me she was messing with my dude all this time!” you cried. “She was sitting next to you, rubbing against you, telling you she had a crush on you, flirting with you like what the f*ck”.

“I didn’t know!” he said “ What was I supposed to say, you are mad now at me but when I was upset about the situation I was the bad guy, I was being overprotective but now I’m still the bad guy! What the f*ck am I supposed to do!”

Bakugou wasn’t sure what to do because his so-called long time friend was sneaking dating his best friend and came in with another girl, thus upsetting his best friend. Their friendship? That was looking dead right not.

“Just get in the car,” he said exasperated.

“I’m not getting in the car because I wanna just know why.” You finally broke down crying. All the hurt and pain that you were feeling in that situation came pouring out of you. Your head resting against Bakugou’s chest; soaking his shirt with your tears as he tried to console you.

“Don’t cry he ain’t even worth it,” he said, lifting your head off his chest so he could wipe the rivers of tears that were flowing out of your eyes.

“My feelings is hurt frenn my feelings is hurt!” you said turning your head away from him.

“It’s not worth you shedding no tears babe!” he tried consoling you “Cmon, let’s get you into the car.”

He proceeded to usher you into the passenger’s seat of his car, then jog over to the driver’s side to climb in and drive off.

Once he got in and put his seatbelt on he kissed your forehead and told you ‘i love you’ wiping your remaining tears away, smiling softly as he did so.

Time skip

When you both got to your house, he carried you to your bed, removed your makeup and wig, placed your bonnet on your head and got you changed so you could sleep. He placed the blanket over you and put your phone on charge. He then hugged you till you fell asleep.

Once you had fallen asleep he got a blanket and pillow so he could sleep on the floor next to you and watch you whilst you slept, a hand holding yours drawing small circles with his thumb.

As he drifted off to sleep, he was startled awake by a ping from your phone

Kiriboo❤️

Hey

Can we talk

Yooooo guys, this is my very first fanfic it was difficult af i really hope you guys liked it. It was inspired by a scene in love and hip hop Atlanta where Cheyenne broke down over shooter taking kiyoomi’s side. I would go into more description but i’m lazy af.