#reiner being a good dad.....yeah

[nectardaddy]

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[daisynik7]

hello !! can i make a smutty reiner request of married life and reiners a dad ? can be angsty if you want . you’re a genius when it comes to writing . i’ll love anything you write down (i always do)!!

Pairing: husband!Reiner x f!reader

Rating: Explicit – MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

cw: established relationship, smut – PIV sex (missionary), cunnilingus, fingering, breeding kink, Reiner is a daddy!, fluff, very light angst (reader feels self-conscious after giving birth), talk about weight gain/loss (not much)

Author’s Note: Sweet nonnie, you are too kind. Thank you for the request and I hope you like this! Short, sweet, and of course, smutty. Enjoy! Divider by @/cafekitsune.

“She said dada! She said dada!” Reiner cheers at the kitchen table, spoonful of mushy carrots in his hand, feeding your daughter in her highchair. 

You stand beside them, smiling. “Can you make her do it again?”

“Kara, can you say dada? Dada?” She blinks at him, giggling, tiny hand reaching for the spoon. He gives it to her, chuckling. “I guess she got stage fright once mommy showed up.” He turns to you, giving you a cocky smirk. 

“Oh, so it’s my fault?”

“Yup. You’re putting too much pressure on her. You gotta let it come out naturally, y’know?”

You sit next to him, resting your head on his shoulder, sighing. “Yeah, you’re right.”

“You okay?” he asks, concerned.

You nod silently, eyes closed. He sets his hand on your knee, squeezing lightly. “Hey, seriously, what’s wrong?”

Fingers intwined in his, you answer, “Nothing. I’m fine.”

“Uh-oh. That’s definitely a lie,” he teases.

You nudge him in the ribs playfully. “Shut up.”

“Seriously, sweetie. What is it? Tell me.”

After a deep breath, you confess, “I’ve just been feeling a little self-conscious lately.”

“About what?”

“I don’t know. It’s been over a year now and I still haven’t lost any of the baby weight. It seems like with all my friends, they were able to shed it after a year. But it’s been hard for me. I don’t know.”

He doesn’t respond right away, thinking carefully about what he wants to say. Eventually, he comments, “I know you won’t believe me, but you’re more beautiful now than ever before.”

You laugh. “You have to say that. You’re my husband.”

“But have I ever lied to you?”

It doesn’t take you long to answer because he actually never has. “No, you haven’t.”

He nuzzles his head against yours. “Listen to me: Every single day we’re together, I fall deeper in love with you. In fact, every single minute, every second, you’re on my mind. And all I can think about is how lucky I am to be with you. And the fact that she,” he points to Kara, “came out of you shows that you are the most beautiful. Honestly, our baby is the prettiest, therefore, you are also the prettiest. It’s basic science.”

Your heart swells in your chest, tears filling your eyes. With a smooch on the cheek, you tell him, “You’re so corny, you know that?”

He faces you to give you a kiss. “And…?”

“I love you. So much.”

“That’s my girl,” he coos. He presses his lips to your forehead. “You dazzle me constantly. I truly mean that.”

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Later that night, with Kara sleeping peacefully in her crib, Reiner proves to you how beautiful you are. 

The both of you are naked in bed, your legs spread wide for him with his head between, sucking at your throbbing clit. He’s always been good at this, but tonight, he gives it to you like never before, desperate to show you how much he desires you. He laps at your wet cunt, collecting your slick to smear it over your bud. He shakes his head, spreading his tongue wide on you to lick every sensitive inch. And he doesn’t stop when you whine that it’s, “too much,” or “too sensitive,” because he’ll be damned if he lets his gorgeous wife feel insecure ever again. He wants it ingrained in you how much he cherishes you, body, soul, every fiber of your being. 

He slides his fingers into your pussy, slipping in easily from your orgasms. Curling at the tips, he hits your G-spot, sucking on your clit, smirking as you twitch from the stimulation. 

“Fuck! Baby! I –”              

“It’s okay, honey,” he muffles, mouth still latched to you. “You can come again. Don’t be shy. Give it to me.”

Your body buzzes with ecstasy, radiating all the way down to your toes. He finally removes himself from you, lightly tapping on your swollen bud with slippery fingers. “You’re beautiful. I love seeing you like this.”

“Rei,” you whimper, twisting your legs around him, eager for his cock.

“Not yet, sweetie. Let me worship you a little while longer.” He leans down, kissing your stomach, tracing your stretch marks with his tongue. You watch him, running your fingers through his hair. “I love every single thing about you,” he whispers, trailing up to your breast, suckling at your nipple. “Every part of this gorgeous body.”

He explores your curves and peaks, the crook of your neck, the inside of your mouth, until he guides himself inside you, pumping his cock into your pussy. You wrap your legs around his waist, clinging to him tightly, wanting to melt into him. He continues to kiss you sloppily, dribbling his spit into your mouth. “Fuck, sweetie,” he moans, his thrusts increasing in pace. “I’m so close.”

“Fill me up, Rei. Please.”

“You want me to fuck another baby in you? Want me to make this cute belly round again, huh? Fuck, I can’t wait. I can’t wait, honey. You’re so beautiful, fuck.” He spills inside you, cock spurting his load into your womb. He watches as he slowly pulls out, enjoying the sight of your throbbing pussy gushing with his cum. 

As big spoon, he cuddles you, sliding his arm over your waist, kissing the back of your neck, dewy with perspiration. “I love you, beautiful. I hope you don’t get tired of me saying that.”

You squeeze his hand in yours, smiling. “Never.” 

[moonspirit]

Mr Leonhart opinions and Annie and his relationship post cannon headcannons?

(Ik u fic is dealing with him atm so u dont have to make it related of u don’t want to)

Like (if he lives long enough as my friend thinks he will die before this will happen) do u think he will be a good grandfather? Will Annie let her kid see him?

Will he walk Annie down the aisle or will someone else do it?!? I wish we got more on their relationship

Hi Hello!!

Annie and her dad huh. To be honest I never really felt much in either like or dislike towards Mr.Leonhardt, instead I always just went 😟😟 when we got Annie's backstory in full. He was a bad father, but then seeing a few takes on why he was a Trash Dad, I thought "Oh yeah that makes sense." I'm fully on board the Trash Dad Camp now.

In that regard, my personal take is that the relationship between Annie and her dad never really "goes" anywhere, post canon. There is too much abuse in her childhood, abuse that he inflicted on her for entirely selfish reasons. He didn't see an orphaned baby but a tool he could sharpen into a blade for himself. Annie's the way she is emotionally because of how he "raised her". So I find it very hard to see them having a very normal & cheerful father and daughter relationship, post canon.

Because he cried and hugged her before she left, Annie was touched (and haha she was touched by the half iota of affection there because he deprived her of any at all lmao) and made it her life mission to reunite with him. But to me, that doesn't seem enough to repair a whole decade of abuse and how he used her. Initial relief and happiness aside (like the hug in Fort Salta), I don't see them being chummy. Her father knows nothing about her. What Annie likes or dislikes, food wise, people wise, anything wise. She made her first friends in the 104th, she trashed her mission for a boy, she went back to the battle for the alliance members she obviously cared for - this is Annie. This is the real Annie, not what her father knew in those 10 years when she likely didn't know herself either.

So, honestly and if anything, their relationship post canon is functional. Functional in the respect that they talk, they share meals, they spend some time together, but it never progresses beyond that. It doesn't heal. It isn't repaired. They don't get close. Instead it's something that exists, with some stability - and I think Annie needs that stability.

(anything more on that and I'll spoil VBEOW, sorry xD)

As for the headcanons you asked... For me they all work off the above perspective I have. Mr. Leonhardt being a good grandfather? I honestly like to think he wouldn't know the first thing about being a good parent, let alone a grandfather. Simply being remorseful of your past actions doesn't transform you into a radically different human being without any serious effort put in. We don't know how he "truly changed" (if at all) during the years Annie was away. He may not be an angry violent man anymore but it's still not enough to be a good parent figure. Caring for someone is a whole different thing, after all.

Will Annie let her child close to him? Sure. I think that's part of having a functional and stable relationship with her father, she won't ban her child from interaction. But there will not be any "closeness" or "warmth", and the child may not spend too much time with Mr. Leonhardt anyway.

Now, god, will he walk Annie down the aisle? Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm gonna be emotional and angry and say: his leg is probably much worse, so Annie has the luck of getting Jean or Reiner or Connie doing it instead. Much better.

Thank you for asking :3

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Part I ::: Dad's Best Friend, Reiner

Part II

Yep. I'm pumping out more Reiner stuff. Yesterday (Nov. 6) was my birthday and I couldn't get enough of the man. So I started writing again today and he was just wrecking my brain. STILL proofing. My laptop went a little haywire. This will be straightened out by tomorrow afternoon. Thanks for your patience ♡.

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This will be in 2 parts. I'll attach links as I post and finish them up.

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Warnings ::: Flirting with your dad's friend, older man kink (newly discovered, kinda?), accidental exhibitionism, accidental voyeurism, accidental kiss, erection. Implied plus size//chubby reader The good stuff (HA, listen to me) will be in the second part. That's already almost done. I'll probably post that tomorrow morning or afternoon. Enjoy!!

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Part I WC ::: 2,557

It was Thanksgiving break and you were heading home from college. It's always been a big deal with your family to have everyone over to their home and have them leave well-fed.

Well, it was, anyway. Since your mom left last year, it's fallen entirely on your dad's shoulders.

But this was his time to shine. His time to show you and everyone else that he could go above and beyond the regular turkey dinner. You were a little nervous about it. He didn't exactly have the best track record when it came to cooking turkey. But you'd be here to help him out however he needed.

You and your dad's best friend, Reiner. There wasn't a holiday that he hadn't been around. In fact, there weren't any special events that you couldn't remember him being at. He was sort of like a second dad to you. If you had to put a label on it, that's probably what it'd be.

It's been over 4 months since you'd last seen him. You were both at your dad's house on the 4th of July. You stopped by to have a quick burger before you went back to your dorm room. All you remember is that his best friend was really, really drunk, and really happy to see you.

You called your dad as you hit a red light.

"Yell-o?" The voice at the other end of the call said.

"Hi, dad. I'm on my way. I'll be there in less than 30. Do you have everything you need for the great cook-off? Let me know, I'll call when I get clo--"

"Hey! Hey, y/n. It's Reiner, your dad's --"

"Oh! Hi, um, Reiner. My dad's ... best ... friend. W-where is he at?"

"He had to run to the store to pick up a few last minute things. But he'll be back. Either before you're here or right around the same time. S' I guess, just keep coming, uh, home. I'll be here. We'll be here, I meant. See you soon, sweetheart." He said before hanging up. "Y-yeah, ok. Rei-, um, ok. Bye, see you soon."

You suddenly felt really hot in the face. Was his voice always that provocative? Did it always sound like that when you talked to him on the phone? So deep and alluring? Snapping your head from your daydream as the car behind you honked at the green light you were mindlessly sitting through, you drove on to your childhood home. Not sure what you're in for when you get there. But feeling a little giddy about it, all the same.

Pulling into the driveway, you didn't see your dad's truck. But you saw Reiner's. It wasn't huge, but it took up over half of the drive. You loved the color; a deep blue. So dark you couldn't really see your reflection on the side of it. It was nice.

"Hello? I'm here. Dad? Are you home ye--" you called out to your dad. But he wasn't there. It was just his friend, still. Just you and his friend.

"Hey, sweetheart! Welcome home! S'good to see you, baby girl!" Reiner came to you with open arms. You looked at him. He wore a nicely fitting light blue button-up shirt. It was accentuating his very large, muscular arms. Shit, did he always look like this? His hair was a little longer than you remember it being. But it was slicked back as much as he could get it. It was in that awkward phase between too short to get it to do what he wanted and should he get a haircut. You thought it looked fantastic. Even the little bits that hung down against his forehead.

You let yourself be wrapped up in his arms as he pulled you into a close, tight, and very warm embrace. His body was so hard and so soft, simultaneously. It made your head spin.

A little while later you realized he'd already let go but you hadn't, so he kept hugging you until you were ready for him to loosen his arms. He chalked it up to you missing him or missing your dad after being gone from the house for school.

"You ok, sweetheart? *Heh* I don't remember you ever letting me hug you like this. But that's ok. I don't mind. I'm happy to fill in for any dad energy--"

Dad energy? No. No no no no no. You thought. This had nothing to do with 'dad energy'. Maybe 'daddy energy'.

"Not 'dad', god. I just ... s'just, well, guess I missed you. Dad energy. God." You laughed. He leaned down and brushed your hair from your face and kissed you on the cheek. Twice. You hoped he wouldn't notice how your heartbeat quickened. Or your breath got caught in your throat. Or how your face turned a deep shade of pink.

"You good, baby girl?" Nodding you put your hands up on his pecs and it took every ounce of will power to push him away from you. All you wanted to do was drop to your knees and lick his stomach. Just for starters.

"Hello? I see my daughter's car in the driveway! Where is she?" Reiner dropped his arms and let his hands glide down from the curves in your waist and turned quickly. You saw him start to adjust something, but your dad's voice drew your attention away from his best friend tucking his cock away.

"Dad! Hi! Happy Thanksgiving, pops. Thank you for doing all of this."

He hugged you and kissed the top of your head. "Well, I wouldn't be doin' this if it wasn't for my dumbass friend over there. He insisted that I do this. Y'know, to keep things 'normal' and to entice you to come home for a nice meal."

You looked at Reiner. He shrugged his broad shoulders. Fuck, how had you not noticed how hot he was before today?

"Well, thank you. Both of you. I can't wait to get started on everything. Are you working over the break?" Your dad was a veterinarian and often the one who was on call over holidays. Even on his vacations he'd still find the time to work for his patients. He was just that kind of person. You always admired it about him.

Your dad sighed. "I think you already know the answer to that, baby girl." Reiner's head whipped around at the sound of your dad calling you what he had called you minutes before. Maybe he should lay off. 

But your dad called you that. Reiner has been practically a part of the family for over 25 years. He decided to try it out in front of your dad to gauge his reaction to the pet name. He'd go from there. It just had to be the right time.

"Don't worry, though. I sent home fliers about all the foods animals should stay away from over Thanksgiving. And how they shouldn't have bones that can get lodged in their throats."

Reiner choked on his beer. "Shit, shit. Sorry, {Dad’s name}. I ... *aheh*, shit. Never mind. Sorry." You and your dad stood there looking at Reiner, puzzled. You knew what he was choked up about. But your dad was most likely clueless. And that's probably better for everyone.

It was around 8pm and your dad and Reiner were watching football and reliving their high school days. Reliving their game nights when they were in (what they felt like) was the prime of their lives. Reiner jumped up from the second recliner that your dad moved in for him after your mom left. "Go. Go. Go go go go go go!!! YES!! Whooo! Fuck, I love this team." His honey-colored eyes met yours and you couldn't help but get all bubbly in your tummy at the slight squint as he smiled so widely. He genuinely looked the happiest you've ever seen him. And for some freaky reason, that made you happy, too.

"I'm going to grab a shower and go to bed. Can I bring you guys another beer or anything?" You asked, still maintaining eye contact with Reiner.

He shook his head, "'S fine ..." Now! He thought. Now is the perfect time to test out calling you baby girl in front of your dad! "Think I'm done for the night, baby girl." He waited for the ramification of calling you such an intimate thing. But it never came. Your dad just followed suit, "Yeah, I'm 'bout to turn in too, sweetheart." You nodded with heavy lids at Reiner and rubbed your thighs together the whole way as you walked to your room.

Sitting on your bed for a minute, you did your best to compose yourself after that pithy exchange between the two of you. If you could even call it an exchange. All he did was look at you while you asked if they wanted anything before you went to get cleaned up and tucked in for the night.

Maybe it was the way he hung on to the gaze. How he lured you in to maintaining the shared glance. No, it was more than a glance.

You stood inside of your room, feeling no relief whatsoever, and pulled your t-shirt over your head and tossed it on the chair. Unhooking your bra, the little clasp in the front separated without much effort.

All you could think about was Reiner's hands on you. How would he take your bra off? Would he do it slowly and make you wait as he teased you? Would he be frantic and grab and pull it off?

"Fuck. I, I gotta stop. Gotta get a grip on this shit. Goin' to drive myself nuts." Slipping your jeans and panties off in one motion, you kicked them aside and left them on the floor by the standing mirror near your desk. There was a small wet spot on your panties that could only be from one thing: Reiner.

Looking around your room for your bathrobe, you remember that you saw it hanging in the bathroom down the hall. "Sh- shit. Ok, g'na make a run for it. I'm just going to run for it. They're both in the living room watching football. I can do this." You bounced on your toes a couple of times to hype yourself up for the mad dash you were preparing to make. Slowly, you opened your door and stuck your head out to survey your surroundings.

"H-hello?" You whispered, testing the population. "Ok, 'm gonna ... gonna go ..."

From out of nowhere, Reiner's face popped into yours as you stood there, naked as the day you came into this world. Oh, how he tried to not let his eyes wander from your blushing face down the front of your body. But he couldn't. He couldn't make himself look away. He was hypnotized by your curves. How your thighs nestled together. Your soft stomach. The soft, silvery glow of light stretch marks. 

"F-fuck, sorry! I'm so sorry!" He shouted. "I came to tell you that your dad had to go out on an emergency call for someone's horse. Broke its leg or somethin'. Sssshhhhit. I'm sorry. I'll go now that you know where he's going to be."

He was so flustered he couldn't bring his eyes around to yours. He just stared awkwardly at the floor, hoping you wouldn't see how hard he'd gotten over something so simple and awkward as bumping into you at your bedroom door that you were about to make a break from. Granted, you were naked.

"Oh god, Rei-ner! Oh my god!" You yelled back. But it was more out of sheer surprise than embarrassment. Ever since he answered your dad's house phone today, you couldn't get his voice out of your head. And when he hugged you, it was impossible to forget what his arms and hands felt like on you. There’s a 99.9999999% chance you’ll never forget how he smells. But you couldn't really act like you enjoyed exposing yourself to him. Could you?

Reiner finally found his footing and looked you in the eye. He saw your eyes and felt bad that he made you feel uncomfortable. But he couldn't help but notice how your nipples pebbled in the cold air. How they were a lighter shade of pink than he expected. He just wanted to cup them in his hands and roll them between his fingers. Fuck.

"I-I'm sorry. I thought you and my dad were still in the living room watching tv. I - ugh. Fuck." You turned back and grabbed your throw that lay across the foot of your bed and wrapped yourself up in it. You couldn't get away from him fast enough, but he stood right in the doorway.

"S'ok, sweetheart. It's alright. I just came to let you know that your dad's gone and that I'll be here. Least until he gets back tonight. Just lettin' ya know." He smiled his dazzling smile and you felt your heart skip a beat. "I can come back later and ... and ... you can leave your door open." He stuttered out, not entirely sure what he was suggesting. "You can leave it open while you're getting dressed or whatever. So you don't have to worry about me barging in again."

You nodded, "O-ok? That sounds good, Reiner." You whispered, holding the throw clutched to your chest, you managed to look up at him.

"So, are we in agreement that your dad doesn't have to know anything about this?" Reiner asked and you laughed. "Yes, oh my god, that would be mortifying. Let's just keep it between the two of us."

"Ok, sweetheart. Can do." He leaned down and let his lips sit on your left cheek for far longer than a simple smooch should have lasted. As he was pulling back, you turned your face and looked up at him. What you didn't know was he was going to do the same thing to your other cheek and your lips met with his.

They were so soft and warm. You weren't expecting to actually kiss him when you did this. You were going to say goodnight and slip passed him down the hallway. But instead, you just stood there. Initially wide-eyed, your mouth puckered out slightly. When did that happen? When did you push your lips out to meet his?

Reiner stepped back slightly. He didn't look like he was in as much shock as you. But he had a stupid half-grin on his face where your lips had just been. Like his little scheme had panned out perfectly. You couldn't believe you'd just kissed Reiner. Your dad's best friend. He was practically family. Even if it wasn't on purpose.

You both stood there for a moment longer. You couldn't believe how amazing it felt to kiss him. His lips were so sweet and perfect. But you knew it couldn't go any further. Your dad would lose his shit. And Reiner was his best friend. And he was old. Well, not old. But older.

"I, um, I'm going to hop in the shower." You said, quietly. "Yeah, yeah, I'll leave you to it. Sorry, baby girl." He turned on his heel and walked back down the hall.

He didn't sound like he was sorry. He sounded excited. Like he was about to win some kind of prize.

And that prize?

Was you.

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Attack on Prime: Incorrect Quotes Part 10? I think

Main Story

Previous incorrect quotes with spoilers

Regarding Eren's Powerup in Last Ditch Effort

Megatron to Eren: I know this is filthy rich coming from me, BUT YOUR POWERS ARE BULLSHIT!

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Levi: Buckethead-!

Hanji: Megatron.

Levi takes a deep breath: Megatron was...a friend.

Mikasa: See, it's not that hard to say something nice and-! oh you're vomiting.

Levi retching in a bucket

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If someone tries to flirt with Optimus and make him uncomfortable:

Megatron being dense when it comes to humans:…okay…I don’t know what that was….but I think the human dies for it.

Hanji: Agreed. Cocks an energon rifle they made

Megatron: Is that a new energon weapon?!

Hanji: What Optimus doesn’t know won’t incriminate us later. Let’s move.

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Optimus: Good morning...

Sasha: Good morning!

Eren: Good morning

Hanji: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit!

Wheeljack: *busts into the room* MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

Hanji: THATS MORE LIKE IT!

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Calvi: Anyway, there's nothing we can do about it now. They're gone. Megatron off screen: He has risen, babygirl!

Calvi: FUCK!

Megatron walking in so dramatically to "Iris", Optimus walking behind, annoyed at his 50th million near death experience. Meanwhile Hanji is the one playing the song in the background.

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Hanji hitting on Megatron in Chapter 12

Hanji sees Megatron tear out Reiner’s Titan heart: You. Me. Beautiful egg. Now.

Megatron: You? Me? crushes the heart Fat chance.

Hanji: I have a chance! And it’s fat!

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Hanji: Ok everyone, if Optimus is somehow crying what do we do?

Connie: Cry with him?

Armin: Bring him books.

Eren: The person who did it would fall from several miles in the air.

Hanji: Yeah, Eren's one

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Megatron: Punch me in the face.

Levi: Punch you in the face?

Megatron: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?

Levi cracking his knuckles: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually in subtext.

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Spoilers for chapter 93:

Rafael: Look, Jesus, I know I took your dad's name in vain, but ya should've seen it! Shit was fucked! Points to Eren's titan form

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Random civilian: What’s it like working with the Flying Titan?

Levi: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people.

Random civilian: Okay.

Levi: Now throw that idea out of the window.

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Wheeljack: "There was a complication with the plan."

Arcee: "By "complication" he means "explosion.""

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Megatron: I’m going to hell.

Hanji: Is that even a question?

Megatron: I'll pick you up?

Hanji: *nodding* Carpool.

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Wheeljack: "Have any of you guys ever studied quantum physics?"

Hanji: "...Only to make conversation?"

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Optimus: What have I told you about making bad decisions?

Eren: Don’t?

Optimus: Okay, and what did you just do?

Eren: My best!

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Regarding the ending of AOP

Megatron: *Hugging Optimus*

Megatron: It’s not your fault.

Optimus: Let go of me, Megatron.

Megatron: It’s not your fault

Optimus: ...some of it is.

Megatron: It’s not your fault

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Optimus: How was your day?

Levi: Good.

Optimus: Really?

Levi: Don't make me lie twice.

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Armin: You can’t set all of your problems on fire!

Megatron: You’d be surprised about how many things are flammable.

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Optimus to the Survey Corps: This weekend's safety briefing: Don't add to the population, don't subtract from the population. Don't end up in the hospital, newspapers, or jail.

Megatron: If you end up in jail establish dominance quickly.

(That's all I got for today.)

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rage's 1000 followers ~drabble disco~

hey hello hi it’s MEEE rage popping in again to blow ur dash up for my 1,000 followers event!!!! i wanted to give us all a little game to play, please light my ask box UP to ur fullest desires, just as a little way for me to say thank u and celebrate :D

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i will only write for the following: eren, jean, reiner, levi, erwin, connie, gojo, nanami, toji, geto (sorry if ur fav is left out, these are just the characters i feel the most comfortable with atm!)

can be smut, fluff, angst, or you can leave it open! up to you

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“He’s practically undressing you with his eyes.”

“Say that again.”

“You look so pretty like this.”

“Fine, but we have to be quick.”

“Right now, I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a cliff.” “Can I pick for you?”

“How drunk are you?” “Can I kiss you?” “Okay, so very.”

“Why’d you leave?”

“Stay with me tonight. Please?”

“Hold on, I’ll get us out of here, okay? Just hold on.”

“Is that blood?” “...No.”

“You can tell me anything.”

“Don’t push your luck.”

“You came?” “Of course I came, it's you.”

“Do you trust me?”

“That feels so fucking good.”

“Did you just…did you just moan?”

“What do you mean there’s only one bed?”

“Okay…please, don’t freak out, but…”

“Yeah, smile for me, just like that.”

“What do I have to do to shut you up?”

OR WHATEVER YOU WANT OKAY I DON’T MAKE THE RULES (okay i do) but in all seriousness my fingertips and brain are at your disposal!!! go crazy my little angels i can’t wait to hear what you’d like to read <333 many thanks yet again i love you all

ps. if you want to reread any of these or check out the posts, i'm going to tag everything as ragehits1000 :)

[lucaaazd]

Reibert bus shenanigans part 2. Read part 1 here. Anyways START SCENE

“Stay cool, stay cool,” The blond boy clutched the back of a seat, “All we gotta do is take the bus the other way, right?”

Bertolt was inconsolable. Take the bus the other way? What’s he talking about? He had no money. Why couldn’t Dad have given him a metro card with more than one ride on it? He cussed himself for losing his student pass in a school toilet on Taco Tuesday. He’d had too much beans and rice and was eager to leave the crime scene in case the next person who used the bathroom linked his presence to the radioactive stench. Being caught stinking up the already disgusting boys’ bathroom would be his social death, although to be honest he was getting there without the help of a poopy reputation. There’s no way he’s getting back home. Fluorescent street lights flew past the windows in a bright, ghostly arch, illuminating the run-down, industrial cityscape. Bertolt had only been to Queens twice to visit his family friends, the Galliards’. They lived in a three-story house with an overgrown backyard and chain link fences, and Bertolt had marveled at how much bigger everything was there. The streets were wider, the gas stations enormous, miles of parking garages the size of malls overlooked the highway. The highway. “We’re literally on the highway!” Bertolt sobbed.

“Eh, yeah,” the other boy agreed, “Hm,” he looked down at his feet, any residual pompousness evaporated.

“What’s wrong, darlings?” Squeaked an old woman with a walker. They had caused quite a scene. Bertolt went bright red, “Eh, nothing.”

“Dear me, you lads seem quite young to be taking the bus all by yourselves,” the lady said, “How old are you kids?”

“13,” said the blond kid, puffing up his chest.

“12,” Lied Bertolt. He was turning eleven in a week and a half.

“Oh my,” the woman stood up with difficulty, her shriveled arms shaking like mad above her walker, “Not lost, are you?”

Bertolt looked around quickly and registered the fact that they were the only people on the bus. “No,” both boys said at the same time and looked at each other, flabbergasted. “Hold on,” Bertolt remembered something, “Where’s your phone?”

“Right here,” the boy waved his ginormous iPhone twelve with its Spider-Man case and four cameras.

“Oh,” a hint of resentment flashed through Bertolt, “Can you look up where we are?”

“Eh, no.”

“Why?” Resentment quickly festered into annoyance.

“It’s dead,” said the kid, “Where’s your phone?”

Oh. Duh. “Dead,” said Bertolt bashfully.

“Why didn’t you charge it before you left?” The boy prodded.

“I did,” Bertolt felt defensive, “it’s old.”

“I saw you watching Ice Spice.”

“Hey!” Said Bertolt, “it’s none of your business. Why were you spying?” He bit back.

“You were playing it from your phone really loud. It’s kind of hard to miss.”

“No I wasn’t. I had my headphones in,” gasped Bertolt.

“Guess you didn’t charge your headphones either,” the annoying new boy shrugged.

Bertolt turned scarlet. So the whole bus could hear him. Great. Everyone probably thought he was a little weirdo.

“I don’t blame you. She’s hot,” said the other boy with a longing look. Bertolt’s ears started burning. “Barbie World is a really good song, okay?” he stuttered.

“Sure,” the kid towered over him, waggling his eyebrows, “You totally don’t wanna ‘undress her everywhere’.”

“Ew!” Bertolt protested.

“I wish she had more melons,” his eyes began to cross, “The things I would do to them…”

Bertolt felt extremely uncomfortable, “Please stop. Seriously.”

“I’m Reiner, by the way,” the boy snapped out of his daze with a sheepish smile, “What’s your name?”

“Bertolt,” Bertolt answered reluctantly, bracing for taunts.

“Burger?” Reiner repeated.

“Bertolt,” Bertolt said a little louder.

“Okay Birdsack,” said Reiner, “Let’s get off this fucking bus.”

Bertolt gasped at his audacity. He was disliking the boy more by the minute. For a moment, neither of them spoke.

“So,” Reiner whistled, jumping up and hanging onto the bar with one hand, “let’s - wait.”

“I think,” said Bertolt apprehensively, “We might be waiting for a really long time.”

Before Reiner could respond, bus driver barked, “No swinging!” It caught Reiner off guard and he fell right into a pole. “Ow!”

Bertolt watched with little sympathy as the older boy clutched his right knee, hopping on one foot with a pained expression.

“Easy love,” the nice lady with the walker cooed over Reiner, “Want to get off the bus, you said?”

Bertolt nodded furiously. The lady smiled and pointed at a red button next to her head that spelled “STOP” in all cap. She pushed it and a “ding!” issued from the speaker. “Stop requested,” it announced.

“That’s it?” Bertolt said in disbelief.

“Never took the bus before?” The woman grinned toothlessly.

Bertolt stared around him like he’d never taken a proper look at the inside of a bus before. Now that he’s paying attention, there were indeed red buttons everywhere that said “STOP”. The answer was right in front of him this whole time. Bertolt wanted to slap himself. It’s true that he didn’t take the bus very often. Mom didn’t like them. She said it was a vertigo thing, plus they came rather sporadically. Bertolt’s mother was a career woman with very short patience and had sworn off the bus due to the one time they had to wait an hour for the M4 after her meeting at a partner hotel on the East Side. Bertolt had to listen to her rant about how disorganized and inefficient the MTA was as a company and in a lower voice, how rude the bus driver was when her card kept declining. Bertolt tuned out the rest as usual by thinking about that cute girl in his social studies class. He must have had a faraway look in his eyes because his mom had grabbed him by the ear seconds later, hissing at him to pay attention. “Well, there, that’s your stop, young man,” the old lady pointed at the back door.

The bus had come to a stop, sending Reiner crashing into the seat in front of him. “Come on,” Bertolt thought about lending him a hand but instead tucked both into his pockets.

“Okay,” Reiner grimaced as he followed Bertolt to the door. For a moment, they both stared at the glass screen, unsure of what to do.

“Touch the yellow tape to open door,” the same robotic voice from earlier said. Bertolt pushed the yellow strip and the double doors folded aside. “Thanks, ma’am!” Bertolt muttered before hurrying off the bus.

“Good luck, kids!” Said the woman, waving at them from the window, “The other bus is across the street!”

Indeed, the desolate, dimly lit little bus stop stood twenty feet before them. Bertolt looked both ways to make sure no car was coming before crossing the road in a jog. “Wait up, Borgat,” Reiner called after him, panting. Remembering that he had fucked up his leg earlier, Bertolt felt like an asshole. He turned around and reluctantly lent Reiner a shoulder, which the other boy clung onto for dear life. Together they wobbled to the sad little bench in front of a Viagra ad. Bertolt studied the twin cups with a curious expression. “Those don’t work,” said Reiner expertly, wincing as he eased himself down onto the bench.

“I don’t get why you can’t just get more toothpaste,” said Bertolt.

Reiner looked at him like he’d lost his mind.

“What?” Bertolt shot back.

“Nothing,” said the other boy.

They watched the scarce traffic go by the poorly lit street. “How do we know when the bus is coming?” Bertolt wondered out loud.

“Dunno,” Reiner shrugged, “Oh, I think you can text a number.”

“Great!” Bertolt clapped his hands together, “Let’s text the number.”

Awkward silence hung in the air. “Or,” Reiner coughed into his hand, “We just wait.”

They waited for what felt like fifteen minutes, during which Bertolt adamantly avoided eye contact with the other boy. He distracted himself by thinking about Annie, whose number he acquired last week during recess after half the boys in his class egged him on. They had looked shocked when he came back with ten digits scribbled on the palm of his hand and no bruises anywhere. “No way,” one of them held Bertolt’s hand like it was a piece of important evidence at a crime scene, “it’s probably fake. She’s messing with him. Let’s call it after school.” The same boy’s jaws were slack when she actually picked up later that day, sounding bored as ever. She’s the coolest. She wore her hair down yesterday and Bertolt found himself not so casually staring at her the whole period, earning himself a few extra head smacks from Mrs. Mcleod. For some reason Mrs. Mcleod had decided to dress code Annie as soon as class was over, and she returned from the principle’s office wearing an ugly wrinkly school T-shirt that said “MSC” instead of the blue tank top. She was still cute when she was fuming.

“What’s with that smile?” Reiner’s voice snapped him back into an Annie-less reality, “Thinking about Ice Spice again?”

How dare he make such a vile allegation? “No!” Bertolt bellowed.

“Chill. I have a proposal,” said Reiner.

Bertolt waited for him to continue.

“You see that deli over there?” Reiner gestured behind them at the sketchiest looking deli Bertolt had ever seen, its narrow doorway lit up beneath the man-sized Viagra bottle. “Let’s see if we could charge our phones there.”

“I don’t have a charger. Or money,” Bertolt worried.

“Me neither,” said Reiner in a mock sing-songy voice, “I could use some Taki’s though.” He made to get up and Bertolt had to try and stop him, “But your leg! Plus, I have a feeling we shouldn’t go in there.” Bertolt eyed the men hanging out outside the shop, smoking cigarettes with their backs against the graffitied walls.

“Fine, you wait here then,” Reiner pushed Bertolt’s hand away and strode towards the deli.

“Wait up! Don’t leave me here alone,” Bertolt whined. When Reiner didn’t answer, he gritted his teeth and followed the older boy.

END SCENE

[klm-zoflorr]

Marley incorrect quotes part 6: a Memoir

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Carla, to Eren: Your dad was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.

Grisha: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.

Carla: Grisha, you ate a chair.

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Levi: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died-

Petra: Twelve, actually.

Levi: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that?

Petra: Yours!

Levi: That's right: no one's.

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Carla: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Grisha: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Carla: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Carla: WHY, why did you give Mikasa a knife?? As if she wasn't terrorizing the other kids enough??

Grisha: She said she felt unsafe.

Carla: Now I feel unsafe!

Grisha: I'm sorry

Grisha: ... Would you like a knife?

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Pieck: Hey, you want some leftovers?

Annie: What's that?

Pieck: You've never had leftovers??

Annie: No, because I'm not a quitter.

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Gabi: Seriously, how do you manage to actually be sucessful with Magath as your Commander?

Zeke: I’m not really listening to him half the time. I just smile and agree, and then I do what I want...

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Zeke: You love me, right, Pieck?

Pieck: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere treasonous and I don’t like it.

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Pieck: The individual we're searching for has very big... Uh... How to put this-

Gabi: Huge Badonkers

Udo: Prodigious Mommy Milkers

Colt Grice: Impressive Bosoms

Falco: Immense Jingle Bells

Zofia: Humongous tètés

Udo: How did you just speak in italics-

Porco: Massive Tits

Gabi: Gigantic Gazongas

Zofia: Colossal Knockers

Falco: ( . )( . )

Colt: Gargantuan Chesticles

Reiner: You all need to STOP

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Falco: A muffin is just a bald cupcake and we all know it.

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Porco: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t have feelings for Zeke Jaeger.

Pieck: *looking lovingly at Zeke across the room* I don’t have feelings for Zeke Jaeger

Porco: Pieck! You're not even remotely looking towards my eyes!

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Falco: What's your biggest fear?

Reiner: Being forgotten

Falco: Damn that's deep

Falco: Mine is the kool aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now

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Pieck: I really like you, but you are a terrible person to talk to about personal stuff.

Zeke: Thank you, that means a lot to me.

Zeke: Is it because I told you to set General Calvi on fire when he refused to listen to you about the Panzer unit?

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Commander Magath: Sorry guys no Eldians allowed at the party. Only purebreed, not subject to bothersome Titan transformations real humans allowed.

Pieck: But why is Zeke allowed?

Commander Magath: He’s cooler than all of you. Also the officers like him

Zeke, holding a glass of wine: Suck on deez nuts!

Gabi: I'm gonna put a spider in his shower

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Zeke: Hi there! I am back. By unpopular demand, yes, but it's still a cause for celebration

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Pieck: Anyone want anything from the store?

Udo: A friend.

Gabi: Yeah if you could find my baseball bat with nails on it that would be great

Zofia: Gummies in every flavor please

Falco: Can I get some owange juwuice ?

Zofia: Also confetti!

Udo: Matches

Gabi: Gasoline

Reiner: *head in hands* 4 harnesses, preferably big enough to fit a human child in

Zeke: Peace, with a side of quiet?

Porco: Really, Zeke? I prefer my peace with a side of rowdy

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Commander Magath, standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Zeke.

Zeke: How did you do that without turning around?

Commander Magath: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

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Zeke: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don't know about, so be kind.

Porco: I once saw you punch a girl scout because she didn't have any thin mints

Zeke: Exactly. That was my battle. So be kind.

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Zeke: Porco and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Porco: Sentences.

Zeke: Don't interrupt me.

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Zeke: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Pieck: You need to stop.

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Reiner, talking to Gabi on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?

Gabi: You bet!

Reiner: At what temperature?

Gabi: 535.

Reiner: That's the clock.

Gabi:

Reiner:

Gabi: 536.

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Gabi, to Udo and Zofia: Welcome, fellow idiots

Falco: Hello, Gabi

Gabi: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Falco: You underestimate me

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Reiner: You say "fight me" a lot for someone who's like 5'2 and has a hard time opening some doors because they're too heavy.

Gabi: Excuse me?! You wanna bet on that? Are you serious? Fight me!

Reiner: There it is!

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Falco: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Colt: Falco, that's a coma.

Falco: Sounds festive.

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Falco: So what’s for dinner?

Gabi, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.

Gabi: With, uh, the vague flavor of these weird mushrooms I found yesterday

Falco: So we might die poisoned. Great.

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Commander Magath: You broke into my office?!

Gabi, with the rest of the Marleyan Warriors behind her: No! That would be morally wrong. Instead we made a key

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Gabi, holding up a scooter: Can we go ride this outside?

Commander Magath, scoffing: Whatever, I'm not your father.

Gabi: Okay! *Runs off with Falco*

Commander Magath: NOT IN THE STREETS!!

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*Falco, Gabi and Udo sitting on a bench*

Zofia: *walks up to them* Why do you guys look so sad?

Udo: Sit down with us so we can tell you

*Zofia sits down*

Falco: The bench is freshly painted

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Pieck: *patting Reiner's shoulder* You are not alone

Reiner, tearing up: Aw, thanks Pie-

Pieck: Theres bugs

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Commander Magath: I hope you have a darned good explanation for this!

Gabi: We have three, actually

Falco: Just pick your favorite!

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Commander Magath: This is not the time for your shenanigans!

Gabi: It was a single shenanigan. Technically more of a hijink.

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*Commander Magath discovers what Gabi has been up to and punishes her and Falco*

Gabi: I'm choosing to ignore this verdict!

Commander Magath: What?! You can't just ignore the verdict!

Gabi: WHAT VERDICT??? SEE this is me ignoring the verdict!

Commander Magath:

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Pieck: Sooo... I saw you walking home with Falco yesterday

Gabi: Yes, we're friends

Pieck: You were holding hands

Gabi:... We were crossing the road?

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Reiner, seeing Eren for the first time after 5 years: What happened to you dude, did your hairdresser go to jail ? Lol

Eren: Yep. He killed your therapist.

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Mikasa: Go to Hell

Reiner, tearing up: I wish I could

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Eren: Ten years ago I married my best friend

Eren: Mikasa's still mad about it but Armin and I were drunk and we thought it would be funny

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Mikasa: Why does Hange call you babygirl?

Levi: How about we stop talking for a little while, mh?

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Mikasa, tapping her chest: I keep all my emotions right here and then one day I'll die

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Jean, arguing with Eren: Anyone under 5'8 can't talk about fighting someone. What are you gonna do? Headbutt them in the nipples?

Annie: *glares at him*

Jean: okimsorrythisdoesntapplytoyou

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Baby: *crying*

Armin, picking him up: It's okay, you're going to learn how to do it on the inside when you're older.

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Sasha: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Reiner: I beg to differ

Sasha: Then Beg

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Mikasa: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

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Mikasa: We just ate. Why are you two making pancakes?

Sasha: For the dogs

Mikasa: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?

Historia: *tearing up* Cause they can't make them themselves

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Zeke: So what do you think?

Eren: Oh, I wasn't listening but I agree with Mikasa

Zeke:

Zeke: She's not even here.

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Zeke: Before we go fight the Demons of Paradis on their devilish island, remember they are expecting a super competent team of mighty warriors

Gabi: And THAT gives us the element of suprise!

Reiner: Wonderful. The only advantage we have and it's that we're mediocre at our jobs

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Ymir: No, I will NOT let you take control of my body through our shared memories

Marcel: Do it or you're straight

Ymir: wHAT?!

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Ymir (with Marcel in command): Hi again dickhead

Porco: Uh?

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Marcel: Just wanted to tell you, on that day when you were 7 and I was 9 and we fought and I took your Helos action figure, I hid it on top of the cupboard over the fridge. Just so you don't keep searching for it. Bye, loser.

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Eren: What’s up guys? I’m back.

Historia: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. Gabi shot you. I literally saw you die.

Zeke: Death is a social construct.

Grisha Yaeger: God isn't real and the permanency of self is an illusion

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Mikasa: Friggin' Yaegers

Armin: It's okay, you can say fuck.

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Zeke: I now know what I really need

Pieck: Therapy?

Eren: Getting punched in the face?

Historia: An exorcism?

Zeke: I was going to say love and appreciation

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Zeke: *Accidentally hits Historia in the face*

Zeke: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Zeke: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Historia: What’s wrong with you?!

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Kenny: I’d never stab anyone in the back. That’s such a boring form of betrayal.

Levi: You’ve literally tried to stab me in the back, like, fifty times.

Kenny: Well, I’d never do it again because it got boring.

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Levi: Oluo...

Oluo: Oh no, 'Oluo' in b-flat.

Oluo: You're disappointed.

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Levi: I prevented a murder today.

Petra: Really? How’d you do that?

Levi: self control.

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Gunther: I failed my mission

Levi: Yes, you did

Gunther: I'm a miserable failure

Levi: Yes, you are

Gunther: I could use words of encouragement

Levi: Yes, you could

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Mike Zacharias: If I died, how much would you guys miss me?

Levi: It's cute how you think death can get you out of this job

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Eld Jinn: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger

Levi: What doesn't kill me should RUN-

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Eren: Are you this rude to everybody?

Levi: Yes.

Levi: Don't think you're special

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Nanaba: I’m trying a new approach by subtly suggesting to Captain Levi that he should work on his anger management issues.

Nanaba's new approach: Woah hey what a great day how about we go out and go to THERAPY, boys? Wonderful time to start new hobbies, like- *waving a ticket in front of Levi's face* these free meditation lessons! You're welcome, don't even mention it!

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Historia: Commander Erwin is amazing. He’s so sweet and kind even though he looks super intimidating and I love him so much.

Historia: And this is Levi. 2/10, don't recommend.

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*During the final fight against Eren*

Hange: Hey Zeke, you here for the show?

Zeke: What do you mean the show ? That's my brother dying up there!

Hange: I know, that's why I got you this *hands him some paper*

Zeke: Why are you handing me trash?

Hange: It's not trash, it's a sympathy card!

Zeke: This is a CVS receipt on the back of which you wrote "Zoinks, Scoob" in crayon.

Zeke, flipping the receipt over: Also, why did you buy... three maxi tubes of Vaseline and a box of Zebra Cakes?

Levi: Not your business

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Carla: Three little words. Say them and I'm yours.

Grisha: Three little words.

Carla:

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Carla: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Grisha: Stop romanticizing the past

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Grisha: I accidentally indulged in too much Me Time

Grisha: Turns out, I've been reported missing for ten years and presumed dead by all my friends and family

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Erwin, slamming the door: SIX MONTHS.

Levi: What's he talking about

Hange: I'm sure it's nothing

Erwin: FOR SIX MONTHS YOU WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT, HANGE

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Levi: You know, normal and emotionally balanced human beings have a reaction when they see someone crying in front of them

Zeke: I do have a reaction

Levi: Let me rephrase that

Levi: Normal human beings don't roll their eyes when they see someone crying in front of them

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Zeke: *putting his cup down* This is disgusting. What kind of tea is that?!

Gabi: Oh, I just boiled us some Gatorade

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Sasha: So you live in Liberio?

Gabi: Ok, first of all, my PARENTS and all my friends live in Liberio. I, live in the moment.

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Gabi: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Sasha: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Gabi: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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*Sasha and Gabi are hanging out*

Gabi: We're having fun aren't we?

Sasha, visibly shaking: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life

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Sasha: Woah hey there, what are you carrying around?

Gabi, with a clear bump in her coat: Nope! Carrying nothing, especially not anything weir-

Gabi's coat: Woof!

Sasha:

Gabi:

Sasha: can I pet him?

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Gabi: How petty can you get?

Sasha: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Gabi: So, Twilight Sparkle was the main character cause she represented the element of friendship.

Kaya: Please just let me feed the horses-

Gabi: I'M NOT DONE- and Rainbow Dash was like the sporty girl,

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Hange: Okay, help me please!

Erwin: Got two words for you.

Hange: I bet they won't be helpful.

Erwin: Your. Problem.

Hange: I was right

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Commander Magath: I've left instructions for everyone while I'm gone

Gabi: Mine just says "Gabi, no"

Commander Magath: Apply that to every possible situation

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Annie: Look, I know you think my judgment's clouded just because I like Armin a little bit

Reiner, holding her notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation

Annie: No, this one is our joint tombstone

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Hange: Wow, this coffee is banging!

Moblit: Hange, that's your paint water

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Gabi's mom: *Pointing to Gabi's makeshift papier mâché sculpture of a tank* Gabi, get that hideous thing out of the living room, would you?

Gabi: Reiner, mom wants you out of the house.

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Annie: Time sensitive question everyone: How flirt boy??

Marcel: Throw rocks at he

Pieck: Hot Dogs

Porco: Footballs

Zeke: Kill him

Annie: Thanks guys

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Reiner: Why did you side with Eren?

Zeke: If I'm being honest it's because Pieck wasn't there when we met and she's 85% of my impulse control

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Zeke: I wanted to apologize.

Commander Magath: Good.

Zeke: Let me finish. I wanted to, and then I realized, I’m not sorry.

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Annie to Armin: Bro you better shut the fuck up before I look at you one day and feel warm and realize I’ve fallen in love with you bro. I’m serious quit it dude.

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Commander Magath: You're right.

Hange: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Mikasa: I was protecting Eren. I will always protect Eren.

*Later*

Mikasa: I’m on my way to murder Eren!

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Mikasa: *punches Reiner*

Hange: Jeez, this isn’t what I meant by "express your feelings"!

Levi: Let them, I wanna see Reiner get his ass handed to him.

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Hange: What took you so long to answer your phone?

Levi: My fingers were covered in blood and the touch screen wouldn’t work.

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Commander Magath, whispering: I think Levi has got a lot of underlying hostility.

Hange, whispering too: Underlying?

Levi, loudly: I'LL PAINT THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD, ZEKE!

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Falco: You have no idea what I'm capable of!

Colt: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

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Annie: You see this? This is my “I don’t care” face.

Reiner: That’s your everyday face.

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Marcel: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?

Pieck: Accept my fate.

Annie: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.

Porco: Something illegal.

Zeke: I would message ten people saying that if they didn't forward the message to 10 other people, I would die tomorrow.

Reiner: What the hell is wrong with you?

Annie: That's fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?

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Zeke: I came here to kick ass and drink coffee, and I'm all out of coffee!

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Zeke, about Yelena: Love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so bad

Zeke: I come home from work everyday and narrowly dodge one of her many death traps. When we eat dinner ill smile and say "poison again?" and she will shrug mischevously but we both know it is very much poison

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Employee: So what do you guys want today?

Zeke, head in hands: For the Gods and their wretched heart to be consumed whole by this filthy wor-

Pieck: He wants a bagel

Zeke: And thus the loathing I feel be eradicated along with these disgusting emoti-

Pieck: Nevermind actually, make that two bagels

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Sasha: i love 3D glaphics don't get me wrong but it pisses me off that 3D is the AAA standard now, i wish bigger studios were still making more big budget 2D games and shit. shoutout to indie devs for keeping the beauty of it all alive lol

Connie: glaphics

Jean: glaphics

Armin: glaphics

Sasha: it was on purpose. i know cooler words than all you im not owned. i always say glaphics all the time forever

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More incorrect quotes

Btw, this scene where Eren's dying was created by Stanzi on Youtube, here's the video : https://youtube.com/shorts/VMd-DWowzSg? These are hilarious, I highly recommend! Just thought it was worth a mention since I literally ripped it off xD

[astridthevalkyrie]

Favorite quote from each AOT character?

ahaha thank u for asking this also I’m completely indecisive so yeah

Eren - “I want you all to live long lives.”/“We’re special, for no other reason than the fact that we were born!”/“You rip my shirt, you’re dead!”/“Ever since we were kids, Mikasa, I’ve always hated you.”/“Gotcha!”/“You should be nicer to your mom, Jean-boy!”/"So fight, just fight."/"My very first ODM kill!"/"Hear me, subjects of Ymir. My name is Eren Jaeger."

Mikasa - “This world is cruel, but I have a place in it.”/“But Armin can help too! He’s special!”/“For wrapping this scarf around my neck, thank you.”/“If you’d just done your damn job and protected him like you were supposed to, we wouldn’t be having this conversation!”/"See you later, Eren."/“Pick your side, Krista. Eren, or the bitch I’m gonna kill?”/"I'm a farmer too."

Armin - “Eren! How could you say that to her?”/“For humanity’s glory, in what little time I have left to live, I will advocate his strategic value!”/“In all the time you’ve known me, have I ever lied to you?”/“Makes you wonder why these chose us for this new Levi squad.”/“Lend me your strength.”/"We're not the good guys anymore."

Jean - “I blame everything about this on you, Eren.”/“You’re probably loving this, aren’t you?”/“Put her there, kid.”/“You wanna die? Fine, then I’ll kill you!”/“How in God’s name did I get ranked under Eren?”/“Sucidal blockheeeead!”/“Those ashes would never forgive me.”/“Shut up, Reiner, you really want your last words to be an ass joke?”/“That’s salty!”/“I bet everyone will forget about the chump who plugged up the hole in Trost!”/“Your speech skills need work."/"Sorry for calling you names and dismissing your choice in career."

Sasha - “Because we’re all so talented, I assume.”/“Yeah, couldn’t you go for some grub right now?”/“Soon, we’ll take back all the land we need for livestock.”/“Are you asking me why people eat potatoes?”/“So, are you saying you’re not going to eat that?”/“You were a vegetable farmer, that’s not the same!”/"Meat."/"It's something that's definitely not bread."/"Now go. Get out of here! Don't give up hope!"

Connie - “Mom, Dad, anyone! I came home!”/“Hey, ugly, get with the program!”/“I’m sick of getting betrayed.”/“All I care about, is getting a chance to take down the Beast Titan.”/“How does it feel to have your own roof over your head again? Geeeet it?”/“But afterwards, please, let me go home.”/"To save the world."/"Annie's stuffing her face!"

Historia - “God my ass! If it’s so special you become him!”/“Shut up, dumbass!”/“We’re all at the end of our tether, okay?”/“As promised, my real name is Historia.”/“Whenever I’m with you, I’m not afraid!”/“Did that hurt? Well, I’m queen now, so too bad!”/"Sorry, but the sweet Krista you knew died a long time ago."

Ymir - “Couldn’t say.”/“No, go on. If mummy dearest is a titan then it must be safe to assume daddy is too, right?”/“Honestly? Hell if I know.”/“Look at my Krista, keeping the peace. You are so gonna have to marry me later!”/“My one regret is that I never got to marry you.”/“Here to ravage me? Don’t take this the wrong way, but I didn’t think you were all that into girls.”/“Say what you will, the scouts get shit done!”

Reiner - “Don’t do it, Porco!”/“I’m the armored. He’s the colossal.”/“Nice ass, that one.”/“Captain Levi is dangerous.”/"Why won't any of you just let me die?"/"Why is Marco being devoured?"/“I will do it.”/“Gotta marry her.”/“I’m so sick…of walls.”

Bertholdt - “Reiner! Here? Now?”/“Shut your mouth, hellspawn! I’ll kill you!”/“Annie! Reiner!”/“Somebody, please find us!”/“Back in the day, he was more of a warrior.”/“You’ll always be my dear comrades, up until the moment I’ve killed you.”/“Because this world really is just that cruel.”

Annie - “I don’t want to fight anymore.”/“I’m going to gamble too, and here’s my wager!”/“Does it really matter? All of this is pointless.”/“I’m sorry I couldn’t be a good person for you.”/“If somebody told you to die, would you?”/"You're so mean...Daddy!"/“You have no idea what it’s like to be scared like a normal person.”/“I have to protect myself against the big bad man.”

Erwin - “I said advance, goddammit!”/"Thank you, Levi."/"This is a genuine salute, soldiers."/"It sounds to me like we're one step closer to the truth."/"Your hopes, your dreams, none of it matters as you lie, bleeding out, on the battlefield."/"I was quite taken with Marie as well."/"Who do you think the real enemy is?"/"I just...really wanted to reach that cellar."/"My soldiers, rage! My soldiers, scream! My soldiers, fight!"

Hange - "Well, I don't give a single shit what your motivation was."/"No, it's perfect!"/"Titans really are amazing."/"Ereeeeeeen!"/"However, nothing ventured, nothing gained."/"I'm only a novice at human torture, but while I lack experience, I plan to give this job my all."

Levi - "Maybe."/"Yeah."/"Not that I implicitly trust him, of course, it's more a matter of trusting myself."/"You don't need a good talking to. What you're in need of, boy, is to be taught a lesson."/"Kenny!"/"Eren. Listen, I really hate that I do this to you all the time, but you need to make a choice here."

[darkstarlight82]

🎄 Happy Birthday Levi, Merry Christmas Y/N 🎁

It was a really busy day at the cafe and I was in the back cleaning some dishes lost in the feeling of Christmas humming along to the carol playing over the speaker. "Y/N you need to come up front. We need your help.....please. I heard Levi yell. " I will be there in a sec." I yelled back drying my hands from doing the dishes. I put on my apron heading to the front. I was stopped in my tracks when I saw the store was empty. "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" everyone yelled when I walked in from the back. "What is this? I thought we still had costumes?" I asked as Gabi runs up to me giving me one of the Christmas cookies.

Levi was rubbing the back of his neck. "I was thinking about having a Christmas party for you for doing such a good job." Tears fill my water line. "Levi that was so sweet thank you." I walk up to him giving him a hug and kissing his cheek. "Can I get one?" Jean asked pointing to his cheek. "Only if you want to loss your job and get an ass kicking." Levi deadpans, I kiss hie cheek again. "Sorry Jean but I can give you a hug." The staff laughed.

"So what do you have planned for this party." Eren said from the back having his arm crossed. "Well first you guys can go change out of your nasty uniforms." Levi said as he untied his apron. Eren, Jean and Armin head to the men's room when Mikasa, Annie and Gabi head to the woman's. "Reiner is picking up Falco and the kids. Erwin will be by later with Connie and Sasha. I also asked your dad if he will take the kids tomorrow night." He whispered in my ear. My heart and stomach did a backflip. "Plus I got myself a birthday/Christmas gift for us when they leave."

As the party went on all I could think about the gift Levi got. 'Was it the new green lace set that I saw on Adam&Eve's, website last month or was it something else.' I thought to myself as I was cleaning up after the party. As I was lost in thought I didn't hear Levi walk up behind me putting his arms around me. And in all honesty I really didn't mean to hurt him. He just scared me. That's what I told him the hole way to the hospital after I broke his nose and dislocated his arm. "Sunflower really I'm okay truly. I'm somewhat glad you remembered the defense moves I taught you when you work at night by yourself." I looked at him tears falling down my face.

After being there for 4 hours we were sent home. Levi in a sling and me with a bruise ego. "Mommy was funny when she flipped daddy like that. Uncle Erwin couldn't stop laughing." My daughter told my dad when we got home. "Yeah and Uncle Jean looked like he was about to be sick when he saw dad's arm." Okay you two, get ready for bed or Santa wouldn't stop at the house." Levi told the kids as he got him a water from the fridge. "Here let me help.... I was interrupted by Levi opening his water bottle. "See I still can do things you need to calm down. I'm fine really." He put the water bottle down on the counter. I took a deep breath then looked at my dad. We're good dad I will call you if we need anything. He nodded walked over, kissed me on the head and walked out heading home.

After we got the kids to bed and a very long night of me not sleeping Christmas morning came with a lot of screams, giggles and thank you (for Santa too), we got the kids all packed up and sent off to my dad. As I was picking up I felt myself started to get upset and tears start to from in my eyes. Knowing something was wrong Levi came into the living room with a cup of mint tea. "You really to stop betting yourself over this. You did nothing wrong. If anything you could feel proud." I looked at him over my cup mid sip. I pulled my cup away from my lips putting it down on the table. "So your telling me I should be happy that I hurt my husband?" He put his cup down that he was holding with his good hand and took my hand in his

"No what I'm saying is that you don't always need me to protect yourself and the kids. You made me proud even though it hurt like hell.... He paused to laugh at my face I was making. Your a strong woman Y/N bout physically and mentally. He leaned in to give me a long sweet passionate kiss. I could feel him pull me closer to him, and my body moved along his pull. When I was close to him he picked me up with his good arm and carried me into the bedroom. "Take off your clothes, sit on the edge of the bed, hands in your lap and close your eyes. I did as I was told. With my eyes closed I could hear him messing with the drawer by the bed that have my blindfold in. Okay you can open your eyes.

When I did what I saw took my breath away. What he held was a necklace that had his the kids and my birth stone in the shape of a heart. My head went to my mouth as I was trying to cover the sob that was trying to escape. "Oh wow Levi this is beautiful." I helped him to put it on me. "I looks lovely on you. As I sat there in nothing but the necklace, I could see that Levi was getting a little excited with my new gift. Come here sir I think you need to relax after the day you had. He walked over to me. I undid his belt and slowly and carefully took down his pants and underwear.

Taking his cock in my mouth I could here his breath shake a little and his hip buck a bit. "I can see you like your Christmas gift a lot." He said as his hand held my cheek. I looked up at him as I moved my hand out and down his shaft pulling my lips from him. "Would sir like to lay down and have me give him his birthday present?" I asked him as I felt his cock stiffen in my hade more. I didn't need a verbal answer when I felt him pick me up and put me on top of him. I could feel him slide into me and I started to move my hip.

Happy Birthday Levi. Merry Christmas Y/N

That was the best Birthday/ Christmas we both had

@arlerts-angel @i-literally-cant-with-this (and other people that I can't think of right now cuz I'm tired. It's almost 4 in the am. I need sleep)

[quiveringdeer]

Sorry to fan the flames of your baby fever (except no I'm not), but pls consider Reiner giving the baby a bath in one of those little tub sets, being ever so careful not to get soap in their eyes and not even caring when he gets splashed.

😤HOW. 👏🏽 DARE. 👏🏽YOU. 👏🏽 😤

Nah, but this is cute as heck!! And what a lovely image to think of while taking a break from the "First day of the new year back at work + it's a Monday" grind.

Gosh, I really just love the idea of Reiner being a stay at home dad too tho. He would enjoy it soooo much. Just getting to be a kept man and dote on his babies all the time! 😫🥺🧡

He's always soooo careful whenever handling any kiddo as wee babes. I mean, also any age cause he's just a cautious guy due to his size anyway, but the DELICACY with which he holds and interacts with lil babies is the most heartwarming, cavity inducing scene to watch!

And after washing them up in that tiny lil tub, and getting them in their diaper, he cradles them close as he opens up their dresser or closet and talks to them in such a kind voice, asking them what they want to wear for the day!

And while it's a very gentle voice, he tries not to talk in "baby talk" because this man read sooooo many books in preparation for his first kiddo. (He's determined to do everything he can to be the best dad!) And I'm talkin not just "So You're Gonna Be a Parent" books, but also psychology articles about raising kiddos, and even pedagogy for teaching infants and toddlers! (especially if he gets to be a stay at home dad but you bet your breeches he's making time to read these even with a full time job and being sure to still keep the care and romance alive in y'all's relationship throughout the pregnancy 💞)

He gravitates toward the Montessori teaching approach for when they're really young. Oh! And the whole point of the above tangent, is he read a number of places that by talking to babies and toddlers in a "non-baby speak" voice, helps them better develop their speech skills. Both understanding and talking.

He'd probably even go so far as to incorporate sign language into their life, to better be able to communicate before they have the ability to physically talk.

"Reiner, honey, isn't that a little excessive?"

"But how will they communicate with us until their muscles are strong enough to talk?"

"Oh no babe, I get teaching them sign language to communicate before they can speak. I just don't think we need to plan to take an Advanced ASL course before they get here."

"But it says we'll learn dialogue for conversations that happen around home and school and common phrases associated with talking about the weather and sports. This way I can explain what's happening on the TV when we watch soccer and football."

"Babe, I don't know if they'd be able to understand what's going on regardless of you signing it or not...cause, that's going to be a lot to expect them to learn before they're a year old."

"Oh...right."

"But hey, why don't we put a reminder to take the classes eventually. Knowing ASL will still be a great skill to have. We just don't have to try and learn advanced conversational ASL in the next 6 months. Okay?"

"Yeah. That does make sense. Guess I'm getting ahead of myself. Sorry."

"Hey, hey! No apologies needed Mr.! I love how excited you are and learning all these new things with you. But it'll be okay if we don't know everything or have everything perfect before they get here. I don't even think that's possible with all the time in the world."

"...You're right." You open your arms and wave him to scoot closer for hugs and cuddles. "I just want to make sure they have a good headstart on things. And...that I don't mess things up."

"Reiner, look at me." Two fingers press under his chin to tilt his head up when he doesn't look up. "We're going to make mistakes. No matter how prepared we are. All we can do is love them, and show them we love them. Everything else will work itself out."

"Yeah."

If only speaking words out loud or knowing how logical they were could alleviate anxiety and worry. You press a kiss to his forehead. Then a few more all over his face until he's grinning and retaliating with his own smooching barrage. By the end you're both laughing.

"Love you, Honey Grahams."

The sweet nickname earns you the rich sound of Reiner's renewed laughter. "I love you too."

[quinesone]

my live messy thoughts on season 4 part 3: first half

before i try to make my thoughts congruent and readable, i wanted to note down my raw thoughts (i only removed 1-2 lines of future chapters' spoilers). because honestly, i only remember reading chapter 132. either i only skimmed the other chapters or skipped them.

(by raw, i mean raw. i was typing these while watching as;dljfk)

anyway yeah.

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teared up right away in these kids' first scene

omg

😭 😭

already crying when Eren cried

the rumbling is absolutely terrifying

WTF

aruani :) :) :)

??? This OST. Omg eye-water

why tf am i crying again

teared up again when Falco screamed

mikasa understanding Annie was kinda cute. Im still crying tho

levi trying to walk :'(

omg im

im only sadness right now and its just the yelena scene

the engineers look so scared 😭

pieck ❤️💔

levi struggling 😭

reiner hugging annie 😭 Annie smiled a little 😭

the sunrise lighting omg it's so beautiful

the kids waving goodbye 😭

aruani 😭

omg hangeee 😭 😂

IT'S THAT LINE

please Levi looks so solemn 😭

oh sh Floch

onyankopon you jinxed it 😭

oh my god murphy's law, why

wtF

i already read this but im still so

hange and jean's so good, they still checked Floch 😭 how can she still be so calm and gentle

"even if we fail today, one day we might not"

HANGE

oh my god im cry laughing already oh my god-

she's beautiful

she's being so strong for the kids

omg levi waited for her

oh mt gos

roa fm

om fod

he looka so

solemn

oh my God

oh my God

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

that haHA

THE MUSIC

LEVI NOT LOOKING

OH MY GOD

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

spare me isayama please /s

yall levi really didn't watch? 😭 He went in right away? 😭

(levi wasn't holding the fist that was on Hange's chest? 😭)

LEVI 😭 😭 😭

my god this scene has no right being this beautiful

omg the old Scouts

hange looking up looked so beautiful

SASHA 😭

- oh levi's holding his hand now - commander armin :'( - levi: that's what Hange thought - levi saying he'll take down zeke :'( he looks so tired already - :( connie :( - now im tearing up again - reiner :( :( - these kids 😭 😭 - "he's letting us swim free" now isn't that a loaded statement - save them please 😭 - levi, the tired dad - the kids are running 😭 - "you're free. you're free to defend yourself from the world" - "you're free" - save them please. - Commander 😢 -?? Oh I forgot this part with falco, gabi, and annie happened in the manga hahaha - who's this blonde guy again - this general is an mvp - baby reiner 😭 now im crying again - oh fk zeke - zeke makes me terrified of baseball - "im sorry you sinless childred" 😢 - levi's face - what an epic entrance - scout entrances are always so cool - pieck has bombs all over her 😭 - "what part of you is free now"

[missmeinyourbones]

What do the AOT Dads do when the baby's crying and it's not for any basic needs or emergency reasons? And you're dog-tired, so they ain't getting any backup.

this was so fun to think about LOL thank u anon for the idea :)

dad!eren who uses the distraction method for any and all tears. baby is crying and he goes through the mental checklist: not hungry cause they just ate, no poopy diaper, not hurt. his go to is just doing whatever he can to distract his baby from being sad. he grabs the item closest to him and just shakes it in his baby’s face like oooooh look at this bag of almonds! listen to the sound cool sound it makes when you shake it! panic city: population eren

dad!armin who does his very best to talk your baby through their emotions even tho they are 1 and can’t speak LOL. ur baby cries because the blender makes a loud noise and he tries to explain it to them like see? it’s just helping daddy make a smoothie! it’s not so scary or when they cry because their sippy cup falls he picks it right up and is like it’s ok! it was just an accident! here you go! he’s so sweet i wanna eat him whole

dad!jean who talks to ur baby like a normal person LOL he just looks at them, maybe rubs their chubby lil legs a bit, and he’s like you don’t even know why you’re crying, do you? i’ve got you, quit whining, no baby voice, no engaging sensory tactics, he loves ur baby sm he just struggles to understand their dramatics. you overhear him from the other room like nothing’s wrong with you, i checked everything, you’re just being dramatic, like your mom (or whatever u preferred to be called)

dad!connie who shakes your baby every time they cry. he just picks them up and throws them around in his arms in hopes of getting them to laugh. he tickles them, bounces them on his hip, puts them on his shoulders. it’s a 50/50 method…when it works, it works seamlessly, but when it fails…ur baby cries harder than before. hit or miss honestly

dad!levi who is very in tune with your baby’s cries, so its not often for him to be confused or overwhelmed with the situation at hand. he knows the tiniest differences in ur baby’s cries, which ones mean they’re hungry, tired, stinky, or just bored. he’s great at differentiating the situations and having a plan for each one. usually just rocks your baby in his arms or walks them around the house, giving them a change of scenery or something to look at. he is the Best Father, offically. 

dad!reiner who sings to your baby every time their eyes begin to water or their lip begins to quiver. he’s not even good at singing LOL but its something about the vibration of his voice or the sudden change in situation that stops your baby from crying almost every single time. porco is over ur house one time and the three of them are hanging out and ur baby randomly starts to get fussy and the last thing porco expects is for reiner to fully break out into a personal rendition of shake it off by taylor swift. he secretly records a video of it and sends it in their friend gc every time reiner gets snippy with him 

dad!porco who fake cries right back in your baby’s face every time they cry for no reason. your baby whines and screams its little head off and porco is quick to mimic its cries right back to them....ur little baby is so confused and gives him a side eye that practically screams “dad, wtf are you doing....” and porco just smirks and is like “yeah, its not fun to listen to, is it?”

[bunnys-babies]

Them as Parents

AOT x gn!reader

warning(s): none! And there’s no mentions of child’s looks, childbearing process, etc. it’s more so focused on how they’d be as a parent themselves :) this way anyone can enjoy if that makes sense!

a/n: when I say I was jumping up & down as soon as I got this request, I LOVE imagining them as parents or any character for that matter 😩😩 ty for the request and I hope you enjoy!! ALSO tell me why bestie @plutowrites came out with some dad smau too!! they’re so cute check them out here hehehe <333

pt. 2

characters: eren, jean, connie, levi, hange, mikasa, sasha, annie, bertholdt, reiner, & zeke

Eren

You know that parent that kinda plays too hard with their kids sometimes? Yeah. Just yeah. He has chipped a tooth helping them climb a tree once, it sucked but made for a very cute picture and has served to be the sweetest little memory for your guys’ kiddo.

When they’re younger he is obsessed with playing with them in their fantasy worlds and going along with their bizarre storylines, and he will most definitely be dressing up along with them. And I’m talking going out to the grocery store with his child in their pirate costume and he’s got that tiny little fairy dress still shoved on over his shirt because this way, he can get stuff done and his baby’s having fun.

He’s just a total dork and has no shame in indulging in his child’s interests and letting loose and being goofy with his kids. Alternatively this does mean he’ll be that parent that comes with the poster boards with your child’s name in stickers and covered in glitter glue at any event your child will be at. Dirty looks from other parents when he shouts for his kid do not bother him, and neither do the glares from his poor baby. Just a happy, passionate lil dad :,)

PS - will also aggressively wrestle your children.

Jean

I love him but he’s such a worry wart no matter if it’s your first or third kid LOL. He has a simple tote bag he’s carried around with him since you two had your kid and it stays on AT ALL TIMES. It’s stocked full of things like bandaids, diapers, unscented lotion, sensory toys, little activities for them in the car, a history of their allergies and medical records, snacks, drinks, that shits gotta be so heavy I swear. And this bag doesn’t leave when your kid gets older either. The items just slowly get replaced with more age appropriate things.

If your kid gets periods, of course he’s gonna be stocked up on supplies. They like to be physically active? A sport? Skateboarding? You name it, he’s got wraps and guards and bandages for anything. He’s obsessed with being prepared. However, as worrisome as he can be your kid would never guess it. The last thing he wants to do is make your kid anxious!! He totally gives off a calm and caring vibe and it isn’t until they’re older, most likely their late teens, that you tease Jean about how worried he always is about them that they learn the truth hehe. He also totally has a picture of the family in his wallet, he’s that guy <3.

Also also, trips to grandmas are his favorite cause there is something so special about seeing his kid and his mom eat cookies together :,,((((.

Connie

Surprisingly so good at discipline. He has a knack for making everything seem fun, which helps them learn self-discipline, routines, and rules; but he’s also very good at reinforcing only appropriate behaviors and replacing “bad” ones with better options.

Bedtime? Oh, you mean dancing with daddy to the bathroom and brushing your teeth together before getting into snuggly clothes and having him tuck you in cause you’re his “little caterpillar”, right right. Clean up time? No, no, it’s actually called seeing who can put the toys away fastest and the winner gets hugs and tickles. Interestingly enough, your kid always manages to win. And as they get older, he slowly fades and fades the dependency on “fun-time” to get things done until they’re doing it themselves.

He definitely does get emotional here and there as they get older once they no longer need his help getting to bed, and it wouldn’t surprise you to walk in on him taking a little nap in their beds if they’re out late or something cause you know, he’s a big ol sap really. And when your kid finally moves out (much to his dismay, saying it’s financially better for them to just stay! They don’t have to pay a single bill, nothing!) he definitely gets a little lap dog to fill the hole. He’ll be okay though I promise <3

Levi

Literally takes everything in him not to spoil your babies I swear. He thought he’d have no problem, but then they’re looking up at him with those big sweet eyes and he just wants to make them happy cause if he was a good dad would he actually ever say no cause then they’d cry and- yeah. He’s immediately looking at you from the side and hoping and praying you’ll step in to help him say no. Once they get older though, all his resolve has washed away. It takes them promptly two “please”s before he’s sighing and bargaining with them.

Thankfully his kid knows how much of a stickler he is and is very very grateful, even gives him a big squeeze as he grumbles. Your kid also goes to him for everything. Not only is he invested in the gossip, but he’s very good at consoling them through everything.

Their first break-up destroys him though. He finds them crying in their room and just brings them a little bowl of fruit and lays with them as they cry and talk, and probably end up falling asleep. And that night, he definitely is torn up talking to you about it and is getting emotional himself because seeing his little baby be sad like that breaks his heart! And don’t get him started on their wedding day. You know the cliche stone cold dad that goes viral on whatever app cause they’re actually crying, yeah need I say more?

Hange

Don’t ask me how, but they have your guys’ kid cooking with them at the age of like three. It’s probably because they’re very good at involving them in whatever they’re doing that the kiddo is interested in, which in this case was cooking. But seriously, they have endless patience and love any opportunity to do something together rather than alone, especially if it’s you or your kid!

This definitely leads to your kid having so much random knowledge and great listening skills, while also being able to talk your ear off if you let them. However, they can get a little too invested in your child’s schoolwork.

There’s been one too many times where you’ve caught them red handed in their office around 2 in the morning, adding the “final touches” to your kids solar system diorama. This also leads to finding both of them in the garage at another ungodly hour doing who knows what when they both have work and school in the morning. Do they enable each other? Oh yes, but do they love each other? Even more <3.

Mikasa

She is so scared at first, she’s not even entirely sure what specifically is scaring her, but she knows she is. It isn’t until your kid calls her “ma” for the first time that she feels like she can do this. Something about the way they looked up at her and were all smiles and giggles and chubby cheeks told her that there was an endless love between them and they were gonna do this together.

She’s very much attached to the hip with the kiddo! Her favorite is going on walks together, all the way from when they’re in a stroller to when they’re home visiting and just wanna take a brisk walk and talk. Your guys’ kid was also obsessed with dangling from mikasa’s upper arm with their feet in the air and seeing how long they could hold on. They did this up until they were about 12 I swear, one of her biggest motivators to stay fit for real LOL.

Her lock screen also changes monthly with new pics of the three of you together or just your baby :(.

Sasha

PTA mom but like a really cute one. She just loves being involved in your kids life and what a better way to do that then be in the PTA! Always the go to chaperone for any field trip and all the kids want to be in her group cause she’s so fun. One time though on the bus ride back from a field trip some other kid managed to sit next to her and your baby was glaring the whole time, making it clear she was their mom.

Her favorite little outing to do with your kid was going to the zoo for the longest time, just to hear your baby try to say all the animal names and make the noises and get so close, too. Your baby had an obsession with the aquarium for a short while so Sasha even went the extra mile to have an aquatic themed birthday party and made little “fins” (hats) for all the kids to wear, and a starfish cake :(((. That’s one thing about Sasha as a parent, she will always go the extra mile and above and beyond to make your kid happy. Even if that means no sleep so she can prep for a 5 year olds birthday party.

And when your child finally moved out, she gave them a chest full of little memorabilia she kept for them as they grew. Along with a journal she wrote in as they grew up just talking about all the happy times she had with them and her favorite memories; there’s even a little love story about how she met you in there and her tips for your baby to find true love, too <3.

Annie

She’s definitely an extremely devoted parent. It doesn’t matter how busy she is, she will always set aside time to be with your kids. If she were ever unable to attend something with your kid, she’d definitely beat herself up over it and do any alternative she could to remind them how important they are to her, even if they aren’t personally upset about it. She’s very adamant on your child understanding their worth and that they are special as they are, and that they deserve to be loved and appreciated.

She’s definitely one of the parents who will be so so accepting of her kids s/o but will constantly be deciding to herself if they truly deserve them, they’re her baby so of course she’s protective :(. Also the type of mama to need to know everything about the friend and their house before she lets her kid go over and hang out LOL. Sometimes it’s a friend she’s met before too and she’ll be like hmm… I don’t remember but I believe you.

She’s also done a very good job at creating an “open door policy” about any topic her kid wants to talk to her about. Questions about school, sex, relationships, math, all of it.

All in all, definitely on the stricter side but loves a WHOLE lot.

Bertholdt

I don’t know a better word to describe him other than invested, like seriously. He’s invested in the process, the practice, the everything! Every one of your child’s interests he is sure to learn about so he can talk about it with them and even ask them questions! He’s so good at making them happy and excited about their own interests I swear to god. He makes sure to remember their classes and friends names, any kind of after school activity or outing on the weekends. Any show, game, etc. he is there, even if it would mean he had to tell his boss to fuck off cause he had somewhere to be. They need him to pick them up like right now? He’s speeding and on his way. He never forgets anything and it makes him a truly special parent, and it does such a good job at making them feel valued.

He also love love loves traditions. Some simple things like always eating dinner together and talking about your day if your kids home, showing him they completed their homework, taking them to school on their first day etc. But he also has some more nuanced ones that could change depending on their interests, like trying to read a book once a month and telling each other about it. Or maybe going mushroom hunting or birdwatching every other weekend, just silly stuff like that! But his favorite tradition was one your kid created, partly by accident in middle school.

It was a Friday night and your kid came home earlier than expected when they were supposed to be watching a movie with a couple of friends. Of course, he was a little curious and concerned, especially when they gave you both a look and mumbled something about how nothing happened they were just tired and went straight to their room. A few moments later they came down and asked if he wanted McDonalds, so of course he said yes and took the opportunity to take them with him in case they wanted to talk. Next thing he knows, they both have a large fry and a McFlurry and he’s getting all the gossip about how movie night was canceled because of some drama. So now, whenever your kid needs to vent or has some good ol gossip, they’ll ask if he wants some McDonald’s and they’ll take a little drive and catch up.

OKAY THAT’S ALL ABOUT BERTY I LOVE HIM <333

Reiner

Okay no, he has no will power. NONE what so ever I’m so so sorry. I hope you’re ready to remind him to say no! He tries hard so we’ll give him that, but when it comes down to it your baby can really get whatever they want out of him LOL. His pockets be hurting between his desire to spoil you and his baby, but he makes it work.

On another note, his favorite thing ever was when your kid was younger and they would absolutely sprint to see him and run and jump into his arms once they got out of school. He’d always be sure to have a little treat for them too and listen to them ramble about their day and all the fun things they learned. He’s definitely a happy listener, and sometimes he would get emotional as your kid got older when he’d think about how one day, he won’t have this to look forward to almost every day. He pushes through it though it’s okay I swear :(! He also has a necklace he has worn since the dawn of time that has their initial on it, as well as yours, and he gets a new chain periodically to make sure it never breaks.

He also LOVES cooking breakfast for you both on Sunday mornings, doesn’t matter how early or late he gets so eager to do it! He also loves bringing you both the plate in bed with a little kiss on the forehead before he makes his own plate and eats with a little smile on his face like :3 he’s a giant sweetheart truly.

You’re both his whole world and he wouldn’t know what to do without either of you. And he makes sure you both know that always <333.

Zeke

He would kill for your kid and I don’t mean that lightly LMAO. He’s the type to have to use every ounce of will power in him to not push that little ass off the swing when you’re kid asked so nicely for their turn and that little brat isn’t sharing. This also goes for parents too. If you need to talk to the principal or teacher about anything that your kid might’ve done and it involves another kid he is not opposed to bold face asking what the other kid did cause he knows damn well his baby wouldn’t act out of line for no reason. Especially when they know their dad is crazy and will come to the school guns a-blazing, they know better than to act up. And so far he hasn’t been wrong.

He also is very into anything your kid tells him and is super animated, never remembers their friends names though, that’s his classic dad toxic trait. He’ll be gasping in surprise and looking at you like it’s all crazy, and then follow it up with a, “who’s Aiden again?”

He’s very handy and has built your kid so ?? Many?? Things?? Once built them a whole themed bed frame for their 13th birthday and he’s been trying to outdo himself since. Cries at every Father’s Day card he gets and denies it literally every time. Definitely a chaotic dad and all your kids’ friends love him but are also terrified of him, they can’t explain it.

The only other goofy ass thing he does is try to catch your kids in a lie like once every year, he’ll go up and say something stupid like, I heard you leaving last night, you don’t have to lie it’s okay you can tell me. Or, your teacher called me yesterday, any idea why that would be? It never works but that just means to him they’re absolutely perfect.

A dumbass but I love him.

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[holy-guacamoly]

ok hear me out but dilf reiner at a parent teacher conference with all the moms drooling over him -🙏

I see you are a person with taste! Why does this make so much sense?? Like Reiner is the George Clooney kinda guy, who looked okayish when he was younger but THIS MAN AGED LIKE FINE WINE! First of all, he would be the sweetest dad and that alone will make their panties wet. Whenever he picks his child(ren) up from school he gives them the biggest bear hugs and carries their little bag back over his massive shoulders. If they are older he would be the Dad to pump the best music and sing along with them in the car. And which mom (or any other sane person) could resist that? But I'm losing focus right now, so back to the conference. Dilf!Reiner always dresses super fancy when attending such conferences. You know like, white shirt with sleeves rolled up to his elbows, so that everyone gets a good glimpse of his veiny hands. <3 He takes this shit seriously like it is some business meeting lol Reiner also wears a bracelet his child made for him religiously. (no matter how old they are, he still wears it) Dilf!Reiner is extremely friendly with the other moms and remembers EVERYTHING they told him. I think that's a big reason for their crushes because he seems to be genuinely interested. Their husbands don't give a fuck anymore, so it's refreshing to feel like somebody actually cares. Reiner is like "Oh hey, Beatrice, how is your rose garden doing?" And this woman will practically faint. If Dilf!Reiner is still in a relationship with the baby momma, he snitches on the other mothers for sure. He says stuff like "Omg, they were all over me and it was so embarrassing. :( Don't they know that I have a beautiful wife?" If Dilf!Reiner is single he is way too shy to actually ask someone out on a date. This poor man will always play it off as them being friendly with him, even though they keep doing weird shit like stroking his biceps. Yeah sure, Reiner, they are just being friendly... And there is one particular Mom who is ready to risk it all for Daddy Reiner. Like this woman will go all in. No regrets. She does all this corny shit like dropping stuff, just to pick it up in front of him. And she insists on Reiner tasting her infamous cupcakes. (So that she can wipe the buttercream off his mouth with her finger) He hates her but is too polite to actually say something. (Single) Dilf!Reiner has a crush on the teacher and you can't argue with me about that. She is such a cute thing. Of course, he has her wrapped around his finger, bringing her flowers and chocolate to every conference. Jokes about bribery so his children will get good grades. ;)

[folklorelise]

That one time the kids called you “mom”

HC / OS (i don’t know) about that one time the kids called you “mom” and that one-time Jean called Captain Levi “dad” (not related with the “being a mom to the survey corps” -- you’re a squad leader in this).

 -          Armin

Armin was a smart kid and he loved spending time at the survey corps library. Armin grew up with his grandfather and he had to work very hard to provide enough food for the both of them. When Armin’s grandfather died, he was still a kid. When they all joined the survey corps, Armin instantly loved you – you would always be in the library, reading different books every week. He obviously wanted to come to you and talk about books with you, but that boy was too shy. You were a squad leader which meant that you were his superior officer.

You would notice Armin of course. He would always read and study strategies sitting in front of you. Sometimes he would open his mouth, thinking ‘today I’ll talk to her’ but he never did. Once you decided that you would start the conversation, but as soon as you put your book down, Armin ran away. After that, you told Levi, your boyfriend, what happened earlier.

“I think he’s scared of me.” You admitted.

“That’s ridiculous.”

“Why did he run away then?”

“Maybe he needed to take a sh!t. Like really needed to so he ran away.”

Meanwhile in Armin’s bedroom, with Eren and Mikasa.

“Why did you do that?” Mikasa asked.

“I don’t know!” Armin inquired, “I’m so embarrassed right now.”

“That was a weird move.” Eren admitted, “Next time just say something, anything really.”

That very next day, Armin was determined to tell you how much he wanted to discuss books with you. He saw you at your usual place and he took his. He repeated his sentence over and over, ‘squad leader Y/N I’ve seen you here multiple times and I’d like to discuss books together.’ But before he could say anything, you started to talk.

“Why did you run off yesterday?” you asked.

“Books.” Armin shouted which only startled you a little, “I like books and you do too.”

“I do like to read.”

After that, Armin was more and more comfortable around you. You would always read together before an expedition or after an intense training day – it became your little tradition.

A few weeks later, Armin wanted to talk to you as soon as possible. He has read a book that he knew you would like, and he needed to tell you about it. He was eating with his friends and when he saw you and Captain Levi entering the mess hall, he shouted “MOM! I-“and stopped immediately after.

Everyone was staring at him and all Armin wanted at this moment was to be eaten by a titan. You on the other side were just smiling widely at Armin.

“You look like a creep, stop smiling.” Levi told you.

After dinner, you went to the library and found Armin sitting at your usual table, arms crossed on the table with his head on his arms.

“Armin, hey. How are you feeling?”

“Embarrassed. I – I don’t know why I called you that.”

“It’s fine, you don’t have to worry about it.” you reassured him.

“But I embarrassed you too!”

“Who said you did?”

“Everyone was laughing.” Armin guessed.

Then, you spend your night like you always do which is reading together until Levi came to bring you back to bed.

“Good night Armin.” Levi told him before leaving.

“Good night Captain, squad leader.”

“Good night… son.” you finished before joining Levi, laughing slightly.

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-          Eren

Eren was outside with all the others resting after training with Levi. They were discussing their skills after Levi made them do hand to hand combat to know who could have a day off from cleaning duties (it was your idea – Levi would never give a day off for cleaning).

“I am obviously the best here.” Jean acknowledged.

“Mikasa won against you!” Eren screamed back.

“Yeah, but I’m talking about us. Today, I won!” Jean replied.

“That’s because I was too tired from the titan experiments!”

“Riight. You are a titan. You shouldn’t even be tired!”

“Yeah because you know everything!” Eren shouted even louder.

Both were ready to fight, but they were expecting their friends to stop them, but they were just talking between them, ignoring their little dispute. Both of them just stared at each other, waiting for something to happen or someone but nothing – so they just stared at each other awkwardly. Eren spotted you not too far away and screamed at the top of his lungs:

“MOM! WE NEED YOUR HELP!”

You were taking a walk with Levi as one of your rituals with him since during daytime, you could hardly see each other. You both looked at Eren surprised but still walked towards him and his friends.

“Yes? What did you need me for?”

“Eren said he was better than me at hand-to-hand combat which is obviously not true.” Jean explained.

“You agree with me, right?” Eren said to you.

“Hm…” you turned to Levi expecting help, but he just had a smirk on his face, waiting for you answer too. “Well… I mean…” you paused each time a word was said, “I just want to say that I love you guys but it’s late and I’m tired,” you tried to avoid the topic of the conversation. “Levi, let’s leave the kids.”

“But m-“ Eren suddenly stopped his sentence and thought ‘wait, did I just almost called squad leader Y/N mom? Did I call her mom earlier?’

“What’s wrong Eren?” Mikasa asked.

“Nothing, squad leader Y/N,” Eren insisted on these words heavily, “is right, it’s late, let’s all go to sleep.” Eren then run to his bedroom.

“Such a weirdo.” Levi stated before walking away with you.

In the middle of the night, Eren was still awake thinking about what he said. He was moving loudly, and Armin woke up very annoyed.

“Eren stop moving so energetically!”

“I’m not.” Eren mumbled.

“What’s wrong?”

“Did I call squad leader… you know.”

“Did you do an Armin? Yes. You call her mom. Welcome to the club! Now sleep.”

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-          Mikasa

Mikasa was hanging with Eren and Armin outside after dinner. Eren and Armin were frenetically about Eren’s next prank on Jean.

“You always prepare something either too dangerous or just normal dangerous. Jean could get hurt!” Armin protested.

“That’s the idea I was going for. Plus, it’s not that dangerous.”

“You want to push him off the wall!”

“Yeah, but he has his gear on and we’ll just all laugh at this anyway. Right Mikasa?” Eren asked her friend.

“Jean could die if he doesn’t use his gear.” Mikasa observed.

“He’s not that stupid.” Eren replied.

“Ask mom then and look at her being disappointed by you.” Mikasa told them.

They both turned their head towards Mikasa and glared at her, with a shocked look.

“What?”

“You just called squad leader Y/N ‘mom’” Eren burst out laughing.

“No, I didn’t. I said mom… as in…” Mikasa tried to correct herself.

“Yeah right, what other mom you possibly could be talking about?” Eren pointed out.

“It’s because you two keep calling her that! And I just forgot her name and…” Mikasa defended herself, “It’s your fault!”

“It’s fine, that makes the three of us in the club!” Armin shouted.

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-          Historia

Everyone just discovered that Historia was the rightful heir to the throne, and no one knew what to do.

“Fine. Then run.” Levi said taking Historia by her blouse collar.

“Oh my, Levi!” you screamed rushing towards Historia. “Let her go!”

Levi let her go and left. You took Historia in your arms as she was ready to collapse on the ground.

“Are you okay sweetie?” you questioned her worried. She just held you close and thanked you. “Levi didn’t mean it. I’m going to ask to apologise.”

“It’s fine. He’s right. I should do something about this.” Historia waited a few minutes before saying “thanks mom,” blushing.

Everyone else wanted to throw a comment but no one dared after seeing you glaring at them. Only Armin whispered “welcome to the club” for himself.

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 -          Annie

Instructor Shadis sent you a letter asking you a favour. He was feeling ill and asked you to substitute him while he recovers. You obviously agreed to it. You were surprised at how Annie was at hand-to-hand combat.

“Who taught you that?” you asked marvelled by her technique.

“My father.”

“Well good job!”

The whole time you were here you would constantly compliment her. You would really compliment everyone on their asset.

One night, Annie was outside with Reiner and Bertolt, talking together.

“I like squad leader Y/N, she is nice.” Reiner said in a moment of silence.

“Or she could just pretend to be nice so we wouldn’t try so hard when she’s here and that’s how we fail.” Annie pointed out.

“She’s not like that.” Bertolt insisted, “She seems genuinely nice. Never felt that supported in such a long time.”

“Yeah.” Reiner agreed.

Annie did not want to say it, but she agreed with them. You were always so supportive, always encouraging people do to better. Always telling them that they did a great job when they messed up. Annie wanted to add something, but she heard footsteps and she turned around ready to fight but it was only you.

“Mom! I was ready to fight you.” Annie yelled.

“What did you just call squad leader Y/N?” Reiner asked surprised.

“I– I said mam.”

“No, you said mom.” Reined laughed.

“NO! I said mam as in sir but for a woman!”

“I just wanted to make sure you guys were alright,” you admitted, “it’s late and I don’t want you guys to be tired since I know how instructor Shadis can be.”

“Instructor Shadis?” Bertolt asked.

“Yes, he’s feeling much better and he’s coming back tomorrow. I also came to say goodbye since I’m leaving tonight. I wish you luck and I know you guys are going to be amazing!” you end your little speech with a hug to each one of them. “I’ll probably see you around if you ever decide to join the survey corps.”

Annie was right, she was going to miss you.

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-          Sasha

Sasha was a great kid, a great fighter but more importantly, she was a food lover. She never had enough food at lunch or dinner. She would always ask her friend for their bread or a piece of their meat when they did eat meat.

Once, Sasha was late to dinner because she had cleaning duties and she was a slow cleaner which made her late. Being late meant no food too but she still came to the kitchen hoping for leftovers – there were none. She went to the mess hall and collapse on the table. She heard a person sat down in front of her but did not move.

“You should eat Sasha.” she heard.

“No food.”

“Look up.”

She did and there was a tray with a bowl of soup that was still hot and two pieces of bread. She gasped and started to cry tears of joy.

“Thank you, mom! I was so hungry!” Sasha thanked you with her mouth full of a mix of soup and bread.

“You’re welcome, next time you can come to me and I’ll help you clean alright?” you told her.

You waited for her to be finished before going back to your bedroom. In the middle of that night, Sasha suddenly woke up, panting.

“What’s wrong?” Mikasa asked ready to fight an intruder.

“Nooo. I’m in the club now too.” Sasha realised.

“What? You called squad leader Y/N mom too?” Mikasa joked.

“Yeah…”

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 -          Jean

Jean had cleaning duties in the equipment area. He and Connie were talking and being careless as usual when they were cleaning. So careless that Jean somehow caused a shelf full of heavy books to fall on his leg.

When Connie explained to you what happened you rushed to where Jean was. You and Connie helped Jean out and took him to the infirmary. Jean was now on bed rest for at least a week since he could not move his right leg anymore.

“How am I going to live now?” Jean complained after hearing the news.

“I’m taking care of you until further notice.” you reassured him.

Levi decided that Jean would still be attending training even if that meant only watching. After two weeks, Jean was still hurt – according to him anyway. Which the nurse found weird because that type of injury did not last long if he was resting correctly which is something you made sur of. Levi told you that it was suspicious, but you believed Jean.

“Your love for this kid is making you blind! Jean is obviously fine now!” Levi told you desperately every night.

“He’ll get better, if he’s still hurt and he goes back training then he might not be able to fight at all.” you explained.

You should have believed Levi because one day, you were stuck in a meeting with Commander Erwin which meant you couldn’t stay with the cadets training. Thankfully, the meeting ended sooner than you thought so you went to see the kids, only to find Jean perfectly healthy, on his feet, fighting Eren.

“JEAN KIRSTEIN YOU SON OF A B–“ you yelled.

“NO!” Jean screamed collapsing to the ground dramatically, “It’s not what you think mom! NO!” Jean put his hands on his mouth.

“Oouh Jean called squad leader Y/N ‘mom’” Eren chanted.

“Now that they almost all called you mom,” Hange stated coming out of nowhere, “does that mean Levi is their daddy?”

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-          That one-time Jean called Captain Levi ‘dad’

It was during one of the expeditions outside. You brought tents and prepared them but none of you wanted to sleep yet. You built a fire, and all sat around it. The cadets took turn telling horror stories and once Jean was done, you all applauded him.

“That was great.” Levi complimented him.

“Thanks, daaa–ptain!” Jean corrected himself hallway through his sentence.

Everyone burst out laughing and Jean was blushing hard, while Levi was only smirking drinking his tea.

“Jean, it’s official, you’re their kid now.” Hange kept laughing.

“I’m so embarrassed.” Jean grunted, “I’m sorry d– captain! What is wrong with me!”  

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From then on, they wouldn’t even hide the fact that they all called you mom from time to time. At one point, new recruits thought that it was you name so some of them would call you “squad leader mom”.

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