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FIGHT ME-
The moment you realize that in terms of TV/movie 'ships, you're mostly into fanon rather than canon...
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Under the cut lies my personal ranking of all of Spencer Reid's love interests, both actual and potential, from best all the way down to worst, plus a whole lot of unfiltered sassy commentary that nobody asked for. Then again, nobody asked for any of this, but my brain was just on one of its neurodivergent tangents. There's 11 total. Some of this- probably a lot of this- will piss some people off and I am truly sorry. I hope there's at least some other people out there who share my strong ass opinions.
1. Dorian Loker- I will never forgive these bitch ass writers for never following up on that storyline. He asked her out in Russian, for Christ's sake! One of the only times in the entire series he actually initiates a date with somebody. He complimented her coffee! For him, that may as well be a pickup line. He was finally moving on from Maeve. That was a huge fucking step. He was shy and unsure of himself, but he was clearly into her, he was flirting the best he could, and he fucking asked her out. Don't even get me started on him being into her enough to set aside his germophobia and touch her hand by the end of the episode. Or his gutted little expression when he realized he spoiled the book she was reading. They were adorable and they could have been everything. Of all the one-episode love interests, she's the one I'm most pissed at them for never fucking following up on.Â
2. Ethan- They were not just friends. I read somewhere that Spencer was initially supposed to be bisexual. They might have scrapped that, but bi Spence still found a way. They for sure hooked up. For. Sure. The chemistry was just there. And I am not one of those weirdo bitches who are overly fetishistic toward m/m pairings. I'm too fucking gay myself to get off on two men together. But those two men for sure were a thing- and good for them.Â
3. Austin the bartender- She was hot. They had chemistry. More chemistry than he did with his actual girlfriends. End of.Â
4. Ashley Seaver- I know y'all hate her and that she wasn't technically a love interest. However, I guarantee that she would have been if they'd kept her around. They were definitely setting it up to be that way. And, you know what? They'd have been a damn cute couple. I'd have loved to see it. And no, the "sorry for asking" moment was not grounds to disqualify it. Everyone else said as bad or worse to him at some point. If you can ship him with a psychopath who drugged him, framed him for murder, got him falsely imprisoned and nearly killed, kidnapped and tried to kill his mother, and lied about r*ping him and getting pregnant? You can ship him with Ashley fucking Seaver. If you can ship him with his fucking doctor who used her own loneliness as an excuse to violate all kinds of professional and ethical codes? You can ship him with Ashley fucking Seaver. If you can, perhaps worst of all, ship J*id? You can ship him with Ashley fucking Seaver.
5. Lila Archer- I think their worlds were ultimately too different for them to work long-term, but I do think they would have made a sweet couple for a while. They would each give the other things that their worlds were lacking. They wouldn't have been endgame, but they'd have stayed good friends. Also, "bUt aMbEr hEARD" isn't the dunk you think it is. Johnny Depp is a rich, 60-something year old white man who is problematic as fuck in his own right- and he's never going to fuck you.Â
6. Cat Adams- Do I want them to actually be together? No. Does she deserve him? Hell no. Would the people further down this list technically be better for him than her? Probably. But......the chemistry, y'all. The chemistry was there. Matthew and Aubrey just play far too well off of each other.Â
7. Maeve Donovan- I didn't hate her, but she was just a vehicle to give Spencer more trauma. I don't think she was "the one," "the love of his life," or any of that other stuff some say. I don't think they'd have lasted if she'd lived. They didn't really know each other. She lied to him about having a whole ass fiancĂ© she never told him about. God only knows what else he didn't know. He started out as her fucking patient, for God's sake. The ethical violations were out the ass. I don't think she'd have crossed those lines if she weren't feeling so vulnerable and isolated from having to hide from her stalker. At least, not if she's as smart as everyone claims she is. Everyone- including Spencer- only puts her on a pedestal because of the tragedy of her death and not knowing what could have been. What would have been had she lived......probably wouldn't have been all that great in the long run.Â
8. Linda Kimura- I'll be honest, I don't recall a single damn thing about this woman. I forgot she even existed until I saw her pictured on a potential love interest compilation. While I don't recall them having any chemistry whatsoever, I'll still include her for the sole purpose of ranking her higher than the rest of these shit bombs. And speaking of bombs, that brings us to......
9. Dylan Einstein- For the life of me, I just don't understand why people go so hard for this pairing. It's like she was generated in a Mary Sue factory to fit some stereotype of what AI might imagine Spencer's ideal woman to be. Her last name is Einstein, for fuck's sake. I'd probably respect it more if they did just name her Mary Sue. They were trying too hard to present her as Girl Spencer. The bitch even wore a purple scarf! She also just came across as annoying and overly eager and seemed like she didn't really understand when to fuck off. She butted in too much while Derek and Spencer were trying to work. Some poster here said that the actress who played her shipped the character with Spencer. That is more than obvious in the way she plays her. It's like she read a bunch of Wattpad fic and decided to use the character to try for her Y/N moment. Can't blame a girl for trying, but that is one "love interest" I am glad was a one-off.Â
10. JJ- What could I say that hasn't already been said? The J*id plot was painfully forced. Spencer has more chemistry with a fucking paperweight than he does with JJ. Do I love their friendship? Yes. Do I love watching Spencer interact with her kids? God, yes. But, he's Uncle Spencer, not Stepdaddy Spencer. The only way Spencer and JJ are more than friends is that they're found family. Will is an absolute saint of a husband. Fuck them writers for doing him dirty like that. Even pre-Will, Spencer and JJ just didn't have the chemistry like that. I'm glad they scrapped that bullshit early crush storyline after just one episode. Also, am I the only one who remembers Spencer being totally unaffected and not even giving half a shit when JJ finally came out to the team about being with Will? He said something along the lines of "We all knew already." He was so unbothered. No way in hell has he been "waiting for JJ" this whole time or whatever these clowns pulled out of their asses toward the end. Such a waste of a plot. Literally any other pairing would have made more sense.Â
11. Maxine bitch ass Brenner- Here we are. Last and least. Even J*id was better than this shit. What the fuck even was the goddamn point of this bitch besides having an excuse to have Rachael Leigh Cook guest star? Too bad this is who she had to play. She was just rude as hell with her snark, her bitchy little expressions and the way she mocked the kids- elementary school aged kids- she taught. As if it was beneath her grandiose idea of herself. How could they for one second think that somebody like Spencer- somebody who loves kids, loves to teach and to learn and values education as much as Spencer- could ever like somebody like her? They were already having to cram way too much into too little space that last season. It was already a shit show. What the fuck was the point of adding her only to never bring her back? I mean, good call there at least because she sucked. I can only assume Spence realized how much she sucked and ditched her ass. She was just a pointless waste of time and never should have been a thing. I'm glad Spence made out with Cat in front of her and I hope it chapped her ass that he never kissed her that way. Glad her family didn't die, but she and they can all fuck all the way off down the road.
Thanks for sticking this one out if you did.
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Who I write for :
Criminal Minds
- Emily Prentiss
- Aaron Hotchner
- Spencer Reid
- Jennifer Jareau
- Alex Blake
- Elle Greenaway
- Derek Morgan
- Penelope Garcia
- David Rossi
- Jason Gideon
- Kate Callahan
- Ashley Seaver
Marvel
- Natasha Romanoff
- Yelena Belova(Platonic only)
- Kate Bishop
- Wanda Maximoff
- Carol Danvers
- Tony Stark
Brooklyn 99
- Rosa Diaz
- Amy Santiago
- Gina Linetti
Percy Jackson
- Annabeth Chase
- Hazel Levesque
- Piper McLean (Female reader only)
- Nico Di Angelo (Male reader only)
- Percy Jackson
- Frank Zhang
- Leo Valdez
- Jason Grace
- Reyna Ramirez-Arellano (Platonic Only)
- Will Solace
- Thalia Grace (Platonic only)
- Clarisse La Rue
AGGGTM
- Pippa Fitz-Amobi
- Ravi Singh
- Cara Ward
- Naomi Ward
Wednesday
- Wednesday Addams x reader
- Enid Sinclair x reader
Please request something! Anything really :)
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dr spencer reid one-shot
đČđ¶đȘđ°đČđ·đź - instagram part two
đđȘđ»đ·đČđ·đ°đŒ - none
đđźđŒđŹđ»đČđčđœđČđžđ· - a series of instagram posts from usersdrsreid and ynreid.
đȘđŸđœđ±đžđ»'đŒ đ·đžđœđź - i had so much fun writing the first part that i knew i had to do it again and just because i really love dr spencer reid
part one masterlist
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ynreid what you don't see in the first photo is me laughing at spencer crying over the realisation that we now share the same last namesÂ
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drsreidi knew i was gonna cry all day anyway love, so it's okay to laugh
derekmorgan i think we were all crying at one stage
drsreid derekmorgan apart from y.n lol, she didn't cry once derek and big props to her because i did at one stage think we had gotten her but, we never did
emilyprentiss this day was literally the best wedding i've ever attended omg
penelopegarcia hands down my favourite wedding in the world. congratulations you silly poms
aaronhotchner and i thought i had cried my tear ducts dry but nope
ashleyseaver omg you guys are so fucking cute!Â
ellegreenway lol, jj in the right-hand corner just screaming in joyÂ
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drsreid the reason why i cried the entire day wasn't that i was "losing my freedom as a single man" or anything else like those snarky comments i see. i cried the whole day because i had waited so long for today to arrive that when it did, i couldn't grasp the fact that i was finally marrying the girl of my dreams.Â
i absolutely adore you mrs reid, more than words in any of the english or any other language dictionaries can explain. the reason why i cried all day was that i hadn't ever woken up as happy as i did this morning with the knowledge that i was going to be marrying my best friend. i cried all day because i got to fulfil the dream that your dad dreamt and made for you before he had the opportunity to see his gorgeous little girl get married to the love of her life. i cried all day because i didn't get to see my wife be walked down the aisle by her dad. i cried all day because we got to see aaronhotchner walk her down the aisle. i cried all day because finally got to vow my everlasting love to my soulmate. i cried all day because i finally got to fulfil my father-in-law's wish of marrying his little girl, just like he wanted me to do, that he had written down on his bucket list of "last things to do before i die". i love you so much mrs reid and i promise to love you every single day until i can no longer do it on earth.Â
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ynreid it was a perfect day spence, even though daddy never got to be here physically <3
emilyprentiss best wedding ever!
aaronhotchner i'm forever grateful that i was able to hand y.n over to you, spencer. it was an honour and i'm so glad i got to honour her father and your father-in-law
penelopegarcia omg, i cried so hard when i realised that hotch was walking y.n down the aisle, my lord.
jenniferj bro, didn't think i'd tear up seeing hotch walk y.n down the aisle but, it did and then i couldn't stop crying.
davidrossi so glad i had the pleasure of officiating the ceremony. it was beautiful you two.
ellegreenway i'm so glad we got to be a part of it, spence.
ashleyseaver i'm still so frustrated that i ugly cried any time that the camera was in my direct eyeshotÂ
ynreid ashleyseaver you still looked fucking gorgeous dear daughter! thank you for being one of my bridesmaids <3Â
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ynreid did someone order a baby reid?
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drsreid yeah, i think i ordered it a few months ago. it still hasn't arrived yet
ynreid drsreid how rude, cannot believe it's taking this long!
aaronhotchner you guys just got married and already you're popping out children!
derekmorgan i think i just choked on my saliva holy crap what?!
penelopegarcia i've only just emotionally recovered from the wedding and now you're telling me you guys are pregnant?!
jenniferj and now i'm sobbing
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drsreid say hello to sage eleanor emily reid everybody.
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ynreid my two precious angels <3
emilyprentiss omg sage eleanor emily reid! only the cutest name ever!
penelopegarcia cutest goddaughter ever!
derekmorgan ok but like, who named sage?
drsreid derekmorgan y.n did actually, derek. sage was a traditional name in your family as was eleanor and then we wanted to honour one of you guys and we decided emily would be the perfect name. i cried instantly when she suggested we name our daughter after her grandpa's sister.
jenniferj best girl dad ever!
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ynreid spence, today is all about you and the amazing father you are to our little girl, sage eleanor emily. you love our daughter in ways that i could have only seen in dreams. you always make sure you give her all the attention in the world. you are sage's entire world and she is yours and it's plainly obvious. i am so grateful we get to parent our little pretty girl genius. i love you so much reid sr.Â
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drsreid can you please stop making me cry bubs? i've been crying all day because of how loving you have been! i love you mrs reid
ynreid drsreid i love you more mr reid
aaronhotchner happy fathers day spencer <3
davidrossi happy father's day reid. sage is a beautiful girl, just like her beautiful parents
derekmorgan happy father's day pretty boyÂ
ashleyseaver happy father's day, spencer! sagey has gotten so big!Â
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drsreid happy mothers day mrs reid. you are the best mother to sage and we are so grateful to have you in our lives. it was almost magical to see the way your body changed during your pregnancy with our daughter. seeing you nurture her before and after she was born whilst still being a kick arse with the fbi always brings tears to my eyes and motivates me to be a better agent because you were born to be a natural mother and fbi agent and sage is the luckiest little girl in the world, just like i'm the luckiest husband in the world. sage eleanor emily and i love you every single day and every day is mother's day in this household!
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ynreid i can see why you got me to cry today without even trying. it was payback for making you cry during our wedding, our entire pregnancy and when i named sage. touché mr reid, touché
drsreid ynreid i sincerely promise it was not as payback because it made me cry seeing you cry. it was not payback at all
emilyprentiss happy mother's day y.n. can't wait to see the reid fam tonight <3
ynreid emilyprentiss thank you em! spence and i can't either. sage is also very excited to see her godmother, it's the cutest thing <3
aaronhotchner happy mother's day my darling y.n <3
derekmorgan happy mother's day pretty girl <3
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imagining spencer as a girl dad is everything in my dreams and therefore imagining mgg as well being a girl dad is everything of my dreams. i'd love either of them to become girl dads!
ok ily bye xx
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BAU guys + Love Languages (Pt1)
According to Dr. Gary Chapman, there're 5 main ways in which we show and receive love. These are some head canons on the love languages I think apply to each BAU guys. Are you compatible? My ask is always open if you want to share your thoughts and hcs with me! If you want to find out your love language you can take a free test here!
Spencer Reid
Giving: Spencer definitely shows love through acts of services. He's the type of partner/friend that will help you with a chore or offer to do it for you. He's a "fixer" even if sometimes he doesn't understand what that means. As a friend, he'll constantly notice if you're struggling with a task and offer a solution. As a romantic partner, he'll always be ontop of your needs, physical and emotional, to make sure that they are being solved.
When communication is not good, he might come across as insensitive, sometimes you just want to vent and be heard. He might seem like he wants to one-up you or show you that he could solve the problem faster, but that's not his intention. He wants you to be well again, as quickly as he can make it happen.
Receiving: Words of affirmation is how he understands you love him. Thanks to his autistic tendencies/neurodivergent coding he has trouble understanding social cues and underlying messages. You have to be forward with him about everything you do, no matter how fast he can pick up on your mood, if you don't tell him what's wrong, he won't be able to tell.
If you're not able to communicate properly, he might feel unwanted and pushed away. Simple expressions such as "you did good" "thank you so much for helping me" "I appreciate your input on my work/issues" can be very fulfilling for him. He needs to be reminded of what he does well so he can continue doing it, even if he himself doesn't verbalize his feelings a lot. Physical touch and quality time are his least present languages.
Aaron Hotchner
Giving: Hotch mentions time and again how he tries his best to provide both the team and his family his undivided attention. Doesn't this sound just like quality time? His job might take him away for weeks at a time, sure, but it's his whole and complete intention to give you every second he has destined for you without any interruptions.
Because of the line of duty, this can be complicated, sometimes making you feel as if you come last. Even when his love language is in conflict with his line of work, once he's not working, it's all about you and his loved ones. Listening to hours of your rambling, not even looking at his phone (if it's not an emergency), watching an entire movie without falling asleep. When you're with him, he's there, he's present in every way.
His guilt and regret from being away can sometimes add a bit of gift giving to the love language, but even if he shows up with a bouqué of flowers, remember that's only a token, he's there for you and nothing but you.
Receiving: In the same way he makes all the effort to be there, he expects you to be there with him. If you start looking at your phone or pioritizing time with others over time with him, he will feel unhappy and unloved, itâs all about the quality time. Receiving gifts and physical touch don't go a very long way with him, so if you are making him feel unloved you will have to find another way to remind him. This doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy cuddles and gifts every now and then.
Words of affirmation can also be a good way to communicate your love for him, but it's only a support language for quality time. Having dinner without looking at the time, doing a puzzle together, cooperating to help Jack with his homework, those are the moments his heart feels the fullest.
Derek Morgan
Giving: This man will shower you with so many words of affirmation and compliments you might feel like suffocating at times. He will praise you and let you know how adored, cared for, and desired you are. Mix it up with a bit of gift giving, and you've got that attentive boyfriend. Communication is key, because you might run into some trouble if you can't agree exactly on what a praise is. He can run his mouth, and sometimes he says stuff that, even if it's not ill intentioned, might come out as harsh and judgemental.
If you struggle with your self-perception, at times it might feel like he's lying to you or trying to deceive you for an specific purpose. Remind yourself that Derek Morgan is one of the most honest men to ever exist, and he would never say a word he didn't mean (as long as he isn't angry!).
Receiving: This PDA king needs his share of lovin', physical touch is how you can remind him he's the man of your dreams. Holding his hand, touching his shoulder, kissing him in public. He loves being displayed as your man, he loves feeling the electricity generated by your skin when it touches his. If you struggle with physical touch, he might come to think you don't desire him. You'd have to be open about your feelings towards the gestures, and come up with some rules, maybe you don't initiate the contact but try your best to not reject them.
During intimate times, it's very relevant that you initiate contact every once in a while, otherwise he might feel the relationship is one-sided. If you're unable to provide the touch he needs, at least make sure you give him quality time, when you're with him, it should only be about the two of you. This is only a supplement, but it will remind him of your care for him. The least understanble love languages for this man are acts of service and receiving gifts. He can do and buy things for himself, thank you very much.
#would y'all like pt 2 + female cast?#i want to make more hehehe#probably later i rlly have to work now#head canon#headcanons#hc: spencer#hc: morgan#hc: hotchner#hc: criminal minds#next part wil include rossi gideon luke and matt#am i forgetting anyone?#also for girl ver should i include alex#kate seavers and the others?#questions questions#spencer reid#spencer reid x reader#aaron hotchner#aaron hotchner x reader#derek morgan#derek morgan x reader#if you have requests let me know!#spencer reid headcanon#aaron hotchner headcanon#derek morgan headcanon#hc: mine#also this made me feel like i wrote an horoscope article#lKDJFLASKDJFLAKS
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Spencer Reid and Ashley Seaver's anguish over an unexpected pregnancy and the fear of each of them passing on an unwanted gene to the child, aka schizophrenia and psychopathy, would be interesting to read.
#Random thoughts as I watched Ashley and Spencer interact#I suppose this could also work with Spencer Reid x reader#I don't remember reading something like that in the fandom#please enlighten me if there is anything like this to read#criminal minds#spencer reid#ashley seaver#matthew gray gubler#CM#spencer reid x reader#mgg
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jealousy, jealousy / aaron hotchner
hereâs my masterlist! pairing: aaron hotchner x bau!reader / shy!reader word count: 2.4k genre & cw: fluff, a little jealousy and pining angst if u squint, mentions of made-up case, different use of cm character a/n: thank u so much for all the support i've been getting on my fics!! hope you love this one as much as i do, i really enjoyed writing this one the most!
Today was a bad day. That much was clear. From the moment you woke up to the minute you arrived at the BAUâ youâre convinced that the universe has simply gone the extra mile to make your life a little harder.Â
You slept through your alarm and a few phone calls from Garcia, making your morning stressful and complete chaos. You didnât have time to grab a cup of coffee or a snack, and apparently you also didnât have time to remove the colorful pimple patches that adorned your face.Â
Your blouse is buttoned asymmetrically, your hair resembling a bird's nest, and you left your ID at home, making your arrival more delayed as you had to employ Garciaâs help in presenting a copy of your ID to let you through.Â
That too was not without stress given that your phone was on the verge of dying as you were in the call, but thankfully you could finally breathe in the elevator. Or so you thought.Â
There were two things that immediately caught you off guard as you walked into the bullpen: one, almost all the desks were deserted and two, Reid and Morgan were watching you- as if waiting for your reaction, which led you to look around in anticipation. Is there a surprise? A prank? Did I miss a patch? IâmâŠwearing pants, right?Â
Not wanting to prolong your search, you look at the two for any indication or clue. Tilting your head to the side as if to ask what? But to your surprise, they both nod their heads in one direction. Oh.
Strauss was in Hotchâs office, along with Rossi and a woman you donât recognize. Hotch looked a bit tense, Strauss firm, Rossi is as relaxed as ever, and the woman⊠is looking directly at Hotch. Just Hotch. Huh.Â
You were stood just shy of your desk when you shook thoughts out of your head, slowly approaching your desk to settle your things. Dozens of scenarios were running through your head, trying to make sense of new additions to an otherwise normal day.Â
But the way she was studying him made your chest tight like someone was stepping on it.. and you couldnât figure out why.Â
You approach the two rascals only to lean on Derekâs desk as you whisper under your breath, âWhatâs happening there?âÂ
Morgan shrugs but his focused face remains, âI donât know, kid. I tried Garcia but she doesnât have a clue either.â Eyes studying the people in the room, noting anything that could tell them something.Â
Mulling over more possibilities, you hum in response. Turning to Reid, you ask him- hoping that his eidetic memory can tell you anything about the woman even if theyâd only met in passing.Â
âDo you know anything, Spence?â But Reid only pouts at you, a sign that heâs thought about it hard but is coming up empty.Â
Shaking his head, he soberly replies, âNo..I donât think so. Iâ Iâve never seen her before. Sorry.âÂ
Before any more thoughts could be voiced between the three of you, the door to Hotchâs office opens and all four of them file out- the woman walking a little too close to Hotch.Â
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Youâre approaching your usual seat on the jet beside Morgan and across from Hotch when suddenly Agent Seaver overtakes you and sits on your seat. Caught by surprise, your eyes instinctively go to Hotch whoâs already looking at you.Â
He nods to himself, moving from the aisle seat to the one by the window. But it appears Agent Seaver misunderstood his gesture and moved beside him, âOh! Thank you, sir.â Even going as far as touching his arm and leaning closely.Â
Now, youâve never been a violent person. Rage has just never overcome your senses like that but today.. of all daysâ you couldnât help the image of spilling your hot chocolate all over her cream blouse.Â
You donât even notice that youâre frowning as you sit beside Morgan, somehow still unaware of how much their closeness really upsets you. You honestly thought youâve maintained an expressionless face until Morgan looks up from his file and leans close to whisper in your ear, âYouâll need claws not paws, baby girl.â Winking at you as you separate.Â
You steal a glance at Hotch only to see him watching you and Morgan with furrowed brows. He almost looks normal if it werenât for the clenching of his jaw thatâs his tell of irritation. Moving your gaze to Seaver, in case you missed something thatâs causing his new mood, you find her reading the case file.Â
As you return your gaze on Hotch, you watch as Seaver touches his arm again and engages him in conversation about the case. Itâs through the whole jet ride that you had to stomach the constant Agent Hotchner, Agent Hotchner! paired with a giggle or a slight touch. UGH!
If it werenât for Strauss personally recommending Agent Seaver as a consultant for this case, you would have doneâ âŠstill absolutely nothing. You had no claim whatsoever over Hotch. Morgan and Rossi may tease the two of you occasionally, forcing that he treats you specially or whatever but his behavior could simply be chalked off as him being a good and attentive boss.Â
And yes, okay fine. You may have some moments here and there⊠but! they could honestly just be built up in your head because of the feelings you have for him. Like when he said he likes it when you stare? Come on, being stared at can be flattering and thatâs just a universal truth.Â
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After a whole day of coming up with theories, visiting crime scenes and M.E.âs, youâre all completely spent. Lounging in the makeshift discussion room, all of you are still working tirelessly on the case given that the unsubâs on a spree and his timeline is alarmingly short.Â
Reidâs been silently staring at the board for 20 minutes while Morganâs pretending to read files of potential suspects with his legs stretched out and feet on the table, âThis is impossible. We just donât have enough.â He exclaims as he tosses the file on the table with a thud.Â
To the left of Morgan, youâre also silently mulling over files of potential suspects. Not wanting to admit that heâs right, you guys donât have enoughâŠbodies. You barely have anything on the guy, barely any clues- for a working profile.Â
You sigh heavily, peeling your eyes off the paper and looking at the board. âReid?â The boy genius shakes his head softly, confirming that the known dump sites donât say much about the unsubâs comfort zones or hunting ground.Â
You suddenly wonder where Seaver, Hotch and Rossi are. You and Morgan got back to the precinct at around 11PM, and you realize you havenât seen any of them, âWhere are the others?âÂ
Morgan, in an effort to lighten the mood, jumps at the chance to tease you, âHmm. I think what youâre really asking is: Whereâs Hotch and is he with Seaver?â He punches your arm lightly, making it obvious heâs only teasing.Â
The smug, playful smile on his face makes you fight one of your own, desperately trying to not give yourself away, âShut up,â hitting him in the head softly with the file in your hand.Â
While you two were exchanging playful glares, Reid interjects, âSeaver wanted to turn in early since sheâs also the one meeting with the families tomorrow so Hotch brought her to the hotel.âÂ
You instantly lift your gaze to him and watch as he removes the markerâs cap and scribbles rapidly on the board, quickly adding âAnd Iâm pretty sure Rossiâs getting us coffee from the diner around the block.âÂ
You want to blame it on your exhaustionâ your inability and ineffectiveness at hiding how you truly feel about what Reid just revealed to you, groaning loudly in pain and frustration. You put your head in your hands, muffling the sounds youâre making that are somehow a combination of a laugh and a sob.Â
Morgan understands your reaction immediately and laughs out loud.Â
âItâs not funny!â There was honestly no point in hiding it. As much as Morgan teased you, you knew he wouldnât tell anyway, and Reid.. well, he was honestly an even better keeper of secrets than Morgan, Rossi and Garcia.Â
He puts a hand on your shoulder to comfort you, âBaby girl, worry not. You know you hold a special place in boss manâs heart.â Then gripping both your wrists to pry your hands off your face.Â
Pressing your face even further into your hands, you let out a muffled version of âThatâs not true!â that came out more as âDaffs noft thwu!âÂ
When Morgan successfully pries your hands off your face, youâre surprised to see Reidâs moved from the board to behind Morgan, half leaning half sitting on the table, curiously watching you.Â
Morgan turns around to look at the door behind you, making sure the coast is clear before he says, âKid. Be real with me for a sec⊠are you blind?â That was not the question you were expecting.Â
You must have looked so lost because he continues, âHotch cares for you. Deeply. And not in the same way he does for us. Youâve gotta have felt that, kid.â Funny, you are starting to feel like a kidâ the only thing missing are his hands on your shoulders to complete that huddle pep talk experience.Â
âThatâs just notââ you try to start. But Reid swiftly raises his hand, signing you to stopâ
âDid you know that every morning Hotch makes sure all the pens and mug handles on your desk are pointing to the rightâ the way you need it to beâ in case the night janitors move any out of place?â
âOr that he never really ate lunch in the office before but started bringing sandwiches and other food he could microwave, while timing his lunches with yours presumably so he could strike up a conversation with you during break?âÂ
âOr do you remember that one time the AC in the bullpen broke and we were all sweating badly, and I said the heat was making me too thirsty then he disappeared into his office and came back with a bottle of water and an orange juice box only to give it to you?âÂ
Morgan lets out a loud laugh at that one while Reid pouts playfully, âI mean I was genuinely dying then.âÂ
Not without his own input, Morgan smiles softly at you with a raised brow âDid you know he personally restocks your favorite hot chocolate in the pantry and on the jet? Including the marshmallows.âÂ
You breathe in deeply, the revelations sounding too good to be true but winding nonetheless. You crack a small joke, trying to play it off âAnd I thought the bureau was just feeling really generous.âÂ
The two, who have grown to be such brothers, give you the exact same look of Really?Â
As Reid rounds the table to go back and stand by the board, Morgan catches your attention and holds your eye, âLook, thereâs so much more, kid. But they all point to the same thing.â He says this as softly as possible, as if to not scare you away.Â
You let out a soft, breathy laugh. Shaking your head, âThat just canât be true.âÂ
With all three of your backs to the door, you donât notice Rossi nearing. You just suddenly hear his voice from behind, rounding the table and settling the coffee cups in front of all of you, âCoffee, anyone?âÂ
As if trapped in the null of the previous conversation, youâre still looking at Morgan as you lean back in your chair, slumping further to seek non-existent cover. Reid, who is now back in his own world with the board, is handed a cup by Rossi, who didnât even turn to look- only stretching out an arm to receive it and mumbling a distracted âThanks.â Â
Rossi, who is simply too smart for his own good, impressively senses something hanging in the air, nonchalantly asking about the tailend of a conversation he was not supposed to hear, âSo⊠what canât be true?âÂ
Back to lounging excessively on a chair that is a tad too tiny for him, with legs outstretched and feet on the corner on the tableâ Morgan spouts, âThat sheâs Hotchâs girl, and has no reason to be jealous of Seaverâ who by the way needs the HR orientation more than Penelope and I.âÂ
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Nowâ all of your backs are to the door except Rossiâs. Not one of you tried to move due to fatigue, let alone look.
Unbeknownst to you, Morgan, and Reid, on the way back to the precinct from the hotel, Hotch had the genius thought of picking up Rossi so the latter wouldnât have to walk a block with trays of coffee on hand.
Hotch and Rossi arrived together. And as Rossi went around the table to give you your cups of coffee, Hotch stayed behindâ leaning on the doorframe with arms crossed, watching you and the team.
Imagine his surprise, hearing what Morgan just said. His heart skipped a beat, his stomach dropped. His entire being froze entirely.. What? Jealous?Â
In his mind, he had two choices: Act like he didnât hear it and save you from embarrassment or use it to his advantage and make his intentions clear..ish.Â
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You gasp loudly at his bluntnessâ and in front of Rossi! Straightening in your chair and pointing an accusatory finger at Morgan, âYou littleâ I am NOT jealous! and I am NOT HotchâsââÂ
Cut off by someone loudly clearing their throat from behind all of you, you all freeze, including Reid who hasnât been actively paying attention until now.Â
The hair on your neck stands up as you hear the nearing footsteps, already envisioning digging your own grave in your head when finally, Hotch is standing right beside you.Â
Youâre all still pretty frozen, save from the slow movement which is your eyes slowly lifting its gaze to the man in question until they meet his hazel orbs. He holds your stare as he leans on the desk, arms straining in his shirtâÂ
Out of the corner of your eye you can see Rossi fighting a smile, and just as youâre about to mentally curse him in your head, youâre broken out of your thoughts by a deep voice,Â
âYou donât think youâre my girl?âÂ
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saving me- s.reid
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a/n: fem reader, but as always imagine what you like :)
summary: spencer has to save you before it's too late.
pairing: spencer reid x fem bau! reader
warnings: general cm topics, sexual assault, hostage situation, drugging, the team don't know about you and spencer, injuries, reader gets injured, reader is allergic to opioids, drugs, alergic reaction, knives, guns, reader begs to be killed, spencer shoots someone. (i think that's it, tell me if i missed anything :))
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Another migraine. Another fucking migraine.Â
Your life was truly a joke.Â
You sat beside Emily in the car, eyes heavy with pain as you profusely rubbed them, the sunlight from the sky beside you far too bright.Â
âY/l/n? Any ideas?â Morgan asked, kicking you softly under the table.
âThe unsub will probably be extremely interested in the investigation but they probably wonât bring themselves into it. Weâll end up seeking them out,â you rattled off.Â
âAre you alright?â Prentiss whispered.Â
âFine,â you lied. âJust tired eyes.âÂ
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Spencerâs eyes were on you from the second youâd spoken about your âtired eyesâ. He was meant to be working up a geological profile, but his focus was completely on you. âTired eyesâ, youâd been wearing glasses or contacts all week, youâd been drinking enough liquids, youâd been eating, he assumed youâd slept, you'd been busy most of the week and sleeping at your own apartment instead of his.Â
What could cause âtired eyesâ?
âReid!â Seaver all but shouted in his ear.Â
âY-yeah? Yes?â He answered, eyes focusing on the map again.Â
âIs Y/l/n here?â Rossi asked.Â
âW-what? No. I thought she went with Hotch and Prentiss,â he hesitated.Â
âShe told them she was with us,â Rossi sighed. âSo then where is she?â
âI-I donât know,â Spencer admitted. âIâll call her.â
Rossi held up your cell phone and Spencerâs stomach dropped.
âShit,â he cursed.
âShit is right,â Rossi nodded.Â
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It had been 24 hours, you were officially a missing person. You had no idea where you were, someone mustâve drugged you. That hadnât been a regular migraine. Your head thumped with pain as you struggled against the duct tape around your hands and feet.Â
âYouâre one beautiful girl, arenât you?â You could hear the smirk in his voice, feel the way he was watching you.Â
You tried to scream but the duct tape around your mouth made it difficult.
âIâm going to enjoy this,â he came closer, into the light. You could see his face. He was a white male, between the ages of 35-40, dad-build, and a sick smirk.Â
You didnât fight back, you couldnât. You didnât even notice the camera in the corner. You didnât know that this was being recorded, or live-streamed directly to Penelope. Penelope, who showed it to the team. To your boyfriend.Â
They were watching the worst moment of your life unfold.Â
And you had no idea.Â
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âGuys,â Penelope squeaked. âThis j-just came through,â she showed them her laptop and looked away, tears clouding her vision.Â
âIs that-â Derek started
âY/n,â Aaron finished for him.Â
âWhat about her? Did you find her?â Spencer asked, staring at the group from behind Penelope. âIs she ok?â
The teamâs eyes were glued to the screen as Spencer stood there, demanding an answer.Â
âGuys what?!â he shouted. âSomeone answer me!â
âCome here,â Seaver sighed. Spencer stood beside her and watched in horror as the unsub hurt you.Â
âWe have to find her,â he stated. âNow.â
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âPlease, please just kill me,â you begged. Heâd taken the tape off a while ago. âPlease kill me.â
âIâm not a necrophiliac,â he laughed in your face. âI like my girls alive.â
âFuck you,â you sobbed. Blood, dirt, tears, and sweat coating your skin. âFuck you!â
âIâm actively trying to fuck you,â he laughed again. You hated him. You hated this. You hated everything. Â
âJust kill me,â you sobbed. âPlease!â
He hit you on the head and you went out again.Â
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âFBI!â Morganâs voice rang out through the warehouse. Spencer was hot on his heels, walking ahead of him and ignoring proper protocol. âReid!â He ran after him.Â
âFBI! Put the knife down!â Spencer shouted at the unsub holding a knife to your throat. Something had gone wrong. He scanned the room quickly.Â
âI-I didnât mean to- I was just-â The unsub stepped away, dropping the knife. âShe wasnât meant to die.â
Die. Dead. You were dead.
Spencer fired his gun without a second thought. He ran over to you and checked your pulse, there but barely.Â
âHotch I need an ambulance!â He shouted. âY/n, baby, I need you to wake up,â he begged. âPlease, please, wake up, I need you Y/n. Please.âÂ
âSpencer-â Prentiss started but Spencer silenced her with his own words.Â
âWeâre dating. We have been for a year and a half, donât you dare tell me to âstep awayâ,â he sighed.Â
The paramedics rushed in, starting you on an IV.Â
âSheâs allergic to opioids,â Spencer rattled off. âShe canât have any opioids.â
âSpencer,â Hotch sighed. âSheâs had some already,â Hotch pointed to the vials in the corner of the room and the rusty needle beside them.Â
Fuck.Â
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âSo when were you planning on telling us?â Derek sighed as they all sat in the waiting room.
âI donât know, soon-maybe?â
âA year and a half is a long time,â Emily smiled. âCongratulations.â
Spencer nodded.
âDr. Reid?â The nurse asked. Spencer shot up and out of his seat.Â
âYes?âÂ
âMs. Y/l/n is stable but she is severely hurt. Physically and... mentally. She endured hours of sexual assault and her body and mind reflect that. I suggest someone non-threatening to see her first. Maybe a woman?â
Spencer gulped and nodded. âEmily?â
âYeah of course,â she nodded, walking behind the nurse as he led her to your room.
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You wanted Spencer. You needed him.
Emily walked in and tears filled your eyes. âWhereâs Spencer? Is he ok?â
âHeâs fine, they just thought that youâd want someone non-threatening to come in and see you first-â Emily explained.Â
âCan you go grab Spencer please?â you sniffled. She smiled and nodded, then left the room.Â
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âSpencer?â Emily called into the hall. âShe wants you.â
Spencer had never walked faster in his life.Â
There you were. Bruises and scratches littering your body and face. Your beautiful face. Your beautiful smile and teary eyes.
âCome here, please,â you whispered. Spencer sat at your side, your hand in his. âThank you.â
He chuckled sadly. âFor what?â
âSaving me. All the time,â you smiled softly.
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spencer reid x fem!bau!reader
getting spencerâs sweaters is great, but seeing spencer give his sweater to someone else isnât.
cw : jealous slightly insecure reader, reader isnât ashley seaverâs biggest fanâŠ
word count : 544
note : if there was an award for dropping short drabbles youâve written in the span of twenty minutes but donât even like, iâd be the winner. i didnât proofread this and english isnât my first language but enjoyyyy maybe??? happy belated third of december btw!! did anyone celebrate????
you loved the jet. it was spacious, the seats and the couch were comfortable, the little coffee / tea corner had expensive delicious coffee you definitely couldnât afford on your own. everything about the jet was perfect except for the fact that you always got cold.
spencer always noticed that. it would take you approximately ten minutes until you started to shiver lightly. he didnât understand why you never just wore an extra layer when you were quite literally freezing. heâd asked you about it plenty of times but you always dismissed him. a casual âitâs fine. iâm not that coldâ would escape your lips. so instead of going back and forth with you, he secretly started packing an extra sweater of his for you. itâs not like you could ever say no to him. and thatâs how during almost every jet trip, heâd offer you a sweater whenever you started feeling cold.
well, that was until ashleyâs arrivalâŠ
she was amazing, beautiful, smart, young and so much more. truly a sight for sore eyes, you thought.
ashley was a sweetheart. everyone in the team adored her. even jj, who wasnât even part of the team anymore, loved her. so, you were beyond confused on why you couldnât warm up to her yet. maybe itâs because sheâs somehow supposed to replace jj? or maybe because sheâs landed a permanent job at the bau right after her graduation? you didnât know.
but then it clicked.
you sat across from spencer on the jet, right next to emily. the second she had seen you at the bullpen she insisted that you sit next to each other on the jet as she had pictures she wanted to show you. jj had sent her adorable pictures of henry during their vacation. both you and emily had stared at the screen in complete awe, noting that after this case, youâd definitely have to visit jj and her son.
engrossed in your conversation with emily, you almost didnât notice ashley walking by and sitting next to spencer. you tried your best faking a smile at her. the blonde started talking to spencer about whatnot. just the mere sight of her and the man youâve loved for so long talking was enough to get your brain to shut down.
you excused yourself and got up to get a cup of coffee. and thatâs when you saw it.
âis it always this cold in here?â, ashley asked with a giggle.
rhetorical question, of course.
spencer rummaged through his satchel, âoh! i have an extra sweater, if youâd like.â
she gladly accepted the sweater and thanked him.
you turned around, your eyes focusing on the drink you were making. you take a few sips once itâs done, trying to ignore that whole interaction you just witnessed.
âlooks like youâre not the only one getting sweaters from pretty boy anymore.â, derek pointed out in a mere cocky whisper as he passed by you.
you rolled your eyes at him in an attempt to look unbothered, but you were bothered. you were so insanely bothered, you couldâve lost your mind.
he packed that sweater for you, but he gave it to her.
now you know why you hated her.
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masterlist
spencer reid x oc:
dr piper bishop <- track tag #oc: dr piper bishop for updates
Dr Piper Bishop is the newest addition to the BAU after Elle Greenaway's departure as a consultant appointed by Aaron Hotchner. She quickly rises to a Senior Supervisory Agent after a series of courses and successful cases. But what wasn't seen coming by her was the growth of a new family with new people to protect, finding love and with it, trauma, hurt and ghosts haunting her every move. (currently on season 7)
hemkÀrlek | spencer reid (s6) x oc (piper bishop) | fluff agent seaver catches spencer and piper in a moment of domesticity.
ataraxia | spencer reid (s5) x oc (piper bishop) | comfort piper suffers a bout of insomnia from overly philosophising at 4am
deck the halls | spencer reid x oc (piper bishop) | fluff, domestic caving in to the norm of the street, piper and spencer decorate the house, but their neighbours are total assholes about it.
comfortember 2024:
laws of thermodynamics | spencer reid x f!reader | fluff spencer and reader spend a rainy afternoon in, and he explains thermal equilibrium over a cup of cocoa.
just stay with me | derek morgan x f!reader | childhood friends, references to buford, hurt/comfort after carl buford is arrested, derek morgan seeks comfort from an old childhood friend.
ralvez:
ice cream never tasted so sweet | spencer reid x luke alvez | college au, meetcute, fluff spencer reid picks up a job at an ice cream parlour during the summer break but that job is quickly derailed by a cute stranger who seems to be addicted to ice cream.
spencer reid x reader:
bau!reader:
hey, december | spencer reid (s2) x bau!reader | fluff on a snowy day in chicago, spencer's terrible aim lands him in hot water with his crush.
tongue-tied | spencer reid (s2) x bau!reader | borderline smut, mostly fluff the bau notice spencer being quieter than usual, the resident genius pressed to reveal an embarrassing injury
gingerbread kisses | spencer reid (s4) x bau!reader | smut with plot if you squint your first christmas as a couple with spencer involves baking, construction, and lots and lots of kisses.
santa's little helper | spencer reid (post prison) x bau!reader | fluff after finding out henry no longer believes in santa after he missed last christmas, spencer dedicates this year to bringing the magic of christmas back to his godson's life... with a little help from you, of course.
count the odds | spencer reid (s8) x bau!reader | established relationship you reflect on the past year at rossiâs annual nye party, which brings you back to your relationship with spencer, and all the different ways your lives couldâve gone, and the odds of you both finding each other.
blake!reader:
new year's resolution | spencer reid (s8) x blake!reader | sprinkles of angst and smut the end of the year brings your life in perspective, the trajectory of your life inverse to the champagne you drink. the morning after, spencer brings you around to the idea that when one door closes, another opens.
wrong person... | spencer reid (s8) x blake!reader | wrong recipient, hurt comfort (?) spencer sends a message to the wrong person in a fit of anger... and then does his best to make up for it.
smells like infidelity | spencer reid (s8) x blake!reader | songfic, reader heavy convinced that her friend has been murdered by her husband, reader confronts him on his own... she's so sure he did it.
tough!reader:
a shot of whiskey | spencer reid (s6) x tough!reader | mild angst, domestic reader contemplates whether she's sweet enough for spencer
frostbite | spencer reid x tough!reader | case-fic spending christmas on a case is hard enough without you tracking down the unsub on your own, and tough as you are, you're not invulnerable.
postgrad!reader
make the yuletide gay | spencer reid x postgrad!reader | hurt/comfort the year's been hard, and the holidays hurt, and spencer realises maybe this christmas, comfort precedes joy.
analyst!reader
pair programming: part one: driver | spencer reid (s1) x analyst reader | annoyances to lovers, casefic you invite yourself onto a case to help penelope after an unsub runs a blackhat operation onto her set-up, getting to know your best friend's team in the process.
greylist | spencer reid (s6, post-JJ, pre-Doyle) x analyst!reader | annoyances to lovers when your celebratory drink with penelope is disrupted, you end up at a bar with the person you famously cannot get along with even if you were paid... until you do.
corrective maintenance | spencer reid (s7) x analyst!reader | annoyances to lovers, lovers' quarrel your complicated and suppressed feelings for spencer result in an argument, the blowback of which leads to a fight with penelope.
medic!reader
amelie, where'd you go? | spencer reid (s2) x medic!reader after you save spencer from his overdose after the hankel kidnapping, he's haunted by the glimpse of you.
coming soon:
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FANON SHIP WAR!
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convincing - spencer reid x sharpshooter!reader
"I need you to get him in an open spot." You stare at Hotch when he nods, and you set up the rifle in the backyard with Rossi.
"Will you get a shot?"
"As long as you're clear. Blink twice if I can take a shot. I'll aim for non-fatal, but no guarantee in a situation like this." You squint at the glass on the door.
Rossi holds his hand down as you set the gun up in the backyard, staring through the scope to get a steady aim.
"I need Seaver out the way." You mumble.
You watch her sway to the side slowly, meeting eyes with Hotch as he blinks twice.
The bullet blasts through the glass in the backyard, shattering the unsub's hand as Hotch tackles the man, wrists clasped behind his back with cuffs as you pull out your handgun.
Spencer's voice rings in your ear as you step out of the front door. "You safe?"
"I'm all good." You laugh, thumb brushing Spencer's cheek as he rests his forehead on yours.
"Good. He didn't see you at all?"
"No." You laugh. "Though, I will say. I don't appreciate how I look right now."
"Ratty?"
You feign hurt on your face, holding a hand to your chest as you open your mouth to holler for Rossi.
"Hey, I was justâ"
"I can't believe you would say that to me. Aren't I supposed to be the most gorgeous person on this planet earth to you? Aren't I supposed to be speâ"
"You're the most wonderful person in this awful world to me." Spencer deadpans.
"Can you at least try to sound more convincing?" You huff, getting into the car.
"I can think of other ways to convince yâ"
"DOCTOR SPENCER REID." You make a face at him, and you watch as the corner of his lip quirks up in amusement. "I want a divorce."
"You know, you can't legally request that considering that weâre notâ"
"Yeah, consider this my ticket in advance for the next time you say something this absurd. Why is it always at work?" You shudder, reaching for your seatbelt. "You're driving us home when we finish up."
"No insurance."
"Won't stop me."
You watch him shake his head.
"Worth a try."
#criminal minds x reader#spencer reid x reader#âŸ.blurbs#theyre all over my brain guys help#âŸ.snippy#ONE FLOP POST AT A TIME!!!!#also why is he always such a flirt when I write him hello. Reid. please tone it down#Ep ref - 6x21
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Got Off On The Wrong Foot
Pairing: Spencer Reid x Female!Reader
Word Count: ~1.6k
Warnings: fluff
Request by anon: can you do a spencer reid x bau!reader where they have banter/act like anya and dimitri from Anastasia plz and thank you
Summary:Â You and Spencer got off on the wrong foot, and instead of trying to fix it, you keep finding new ways to piss him off. Heâs cute when he gets angry.
Square Filled:Â ashley seaver (2021) for @spencerreidbingoâ
Authorâs Note: any and all comments are appreciated <3
Youâre very thankful for your sister to get you the job you have. She joined the BAU to complete her training courses, and she told you how much she loved the energy. It eventually got to be too much for her to handle which is why she left.
You had gotten to know the team through her, so it didn't come as a shock when you wanted to take her place. You have police experience, and you are an agent for a different department within the FBI. Hotch knows you have the skill and credibility, so it wasnât hard to transfer you over to his department.
Everyone was thrilled to hear you were coming over⊠Everyone but Spencer. Itâs no secret that youâre incredibly smart, and you like to show it off to people. Youâre not rude or cocky about it, but you donât hide your confidence. You have a very high IQ, and you flaunt your intelligence when you can.
Spencer saw you as competition, and he grew irritable whenever you proved him wrong about something.
He's never had competition before because he was always the smartest on the team, but now that all changed. He's salty, but youâre not going to let that bother you. Plus, itâs kind of fun getting him all riled up about stupid shit. Heâs fun to mess with because itâs too damn easy.
Everyone can see your feelings towards Spencer and his feelings towards you except for you two. Itâs clear you two like each other, but neither one of you will do something about it. Itâs frustrating to watch, especially when you two bicker like an old married couple.
Derek often says you two need to fuck, but you stopped listening to him a long time ago.
The briefing only takes about an hour, so you have the other six to do whatever you want while on the plane. Youâre sitting on the chair that's across from the couch where Spencer is sitting. Theyâve upgraded the planes to where the seats can swivel, so instead of facing the small table in front of you, you swivel your chair so youâre facing the couch.
Youâre trying to get some sleep, but you can feel Spencer burning holes into your head from how hard heâs staring at you.
âWhat do you want, Spencer?â you sigh and open your eyes.
âLook, I have to admit, we got off on the wrong foot.â
âI completely agree. I accept your apology.â
âWhoa, Iâm not apologizing. Iâm--â
âPlease stop talking,â you cut him off. âItâs going to make me upset.â
âFine. Iâll be quiet if you do,â he says and crosses his arms.
âFine, Iâll be quiet.â
You put your feet on the seat next to him so that youâre completely off the ground.
âFine.â
âFine,â you shrug.
âFine.â
âFine,â you say more sternly.
Spencer pushes your feet off the couch, and you stick your tongue out at him like a child.
âAre you seeing this?â Derek whispers to JJ.
âEvery day,â she chuckles.
âWould you sit up? Youâre not at home,â Spencer complains about your posture.
Instead of doing what he asks and finding a common ground, you slouch down even further which seems to piss him off. You put your feet back onto the couch and flip him off before trying to go to sleep.
Those six hours fly by fast when youâre asleep. You donât even feel when youâve landed. Someone shrugs your shoulders to wake you, and you lift your arm so fast that it smacks whoever tried to wake you. The person groans in pain, and your eyes open wide in guilt.
âI am so sorry. I didnât--â You look up to see Spencer, and your entire demeanor changes. âOh, itâs you. Thatâs alright then.â
âWeâre here,â he grumbles and walks away from you.
You smirk and grab your bags before following him off the plane. The weird thing about this case is that the police already know who committed all these heinous crimes. There are seven dead people, and they all have evidence pointing to one person: Trey Vanderpool. The only reason why you were called in is because he is nowhere to be found.
If you can somehow put together a profile, then you can release it to the public in hopes they will help find him. The thing about Trey is that heâs so filthy rich that he can afford to disappear. He must have teams upon teams of bodyguards and security that makes it very hard to locate someone like him.
However, you have Penelope on your side, and she knows more than she lets everyone else think. She can work some serious magic, and while she couldnât locate Trey immediately, she did find out important information about him.
For example, he never passes up big parties. He loves to attend the really expensive ones that play boring music and are filled with important and sometimes dangerous people. Usually these parties are a front to drug use or underground weapon sales, but he never misses one of those parties.
And there is one happening two days from now.
It gives your team enough time to come up with a profile to give out to the public, and enough time to get yourself ready for this party. Hotch made a deal with the person hosting it and got his entire team invitations.
The only thing in your control is what youâre going to wear, and luckily, you always come prepared for these types of things.
Youâre wearing something elegant with a bit of a raunchy twist. The dress is emerald green that hangs off the shoulders, exposing your collarbone and the top of your breasts. The dress shimmers all the way down to your feet, but there is a large slit in the front that shows off your long legs. Your hair is pinned up, you have a diamond necklace on, and long thin earrings to tie the whole thing together.
Spencer is the first one at the party with Derek, and youâre the second. He looks to the front of the mansion where you stand, and his entire mouth goes dry. He is speechless, which doesnât happen often. If you weren't such a pain in his ass, then you would be the most attractive person in the room.
Scratch that. It doesnât matter if youâre a pain in his ass or not. Youâre still the most attractive person heâs ever laid eyes on. Part of the reason why you bug him so much is because you make him nervous and flustered. Half of the time, he isnât irritated at you but himself for feeling this way.
âWhy donât you admit you like her?â Derek asks Spencer when he sees who heâs looking at.
âWhat?â Spencer snaps out of his trance. âI donât like her. Iâm just amazed that sheâs actually on time for once. Sheâs always freaking late.â
He leaves his friendâs side and approaches you, and you look at him with a dazzling smile.
âWow, Reid, you clean up nicely.â
âSo do you.â
The rest of the team gets to the party, and hotch splits you into pairs to look out for Trey. You have to wander the entire mansion until you find him, so you and Spencer take the main room where the open bar is. Itâs where most of the people are.
No matter how many times you do this or how many bad guys you take down, youâre always nervous. This could be the one who brings a gun to the party and shoots you. This could be the one where he shoots someone you care very much about. Everything is on the line tonight, and your nerves are taking over.
Spencer notices how nervous you are, and he looks down at your hands where youâre scrunching a napkin to keep your hands busy. He sets down the drink someone handed him and grabs yours. You look over at him the second you feel him, and you give him a nervous smile.
âEverything is going to be alright.â
He takes the napkin away from you and discards it before intertwining his fingers with yours. You get lost in his eyes for a second, and you think why you havenât noticed how bright his eyes are. If he weren't so damn irritating sometimes, then you could see yourself falling for him.
Scratch that. Itâs because heâs so damn irritating thatâs got you hooked. You glance at his lips once before pulling away from him completely.
âWant to dance?â
âWeâre supposed to be looking out for our unsub.â
âWe can dance and look.â
âI donât know how,â you shyly admit.
Spencer smiles and grabs your hand again before pulling you closer to the middle of the room. There are a few couples dancing slowly to the soft music playing, and no one notices you and Spencer doing the same. He slides his left hand to your back while the other is still in your hand. He pulls you closer and begins moving gently to the music.
You donât know how to dance, but the longer you stare into his eyes, the more you feel like you can.
âYou know, youâre not so bad. I really would like to start over. If you want to, of course,â you quickly add.
âIâd like that,â he smiles.
You canât help but look down at his lips again, and this time, he looks down at yours. You both inch forward slowly until youâre about a whisper away from each other. However, before your lips can touch, Derek interrupts.
âWe found him. Come on.â
You let out the softest sigh before pulling away from Spencer. You follow Derek, but Spencer stays behind for two seconds. He watches you go off with Derek, and he thinks to himself that, yeah, heâll do anything to make you his.
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CM Fanfiction on AO3
I'm a bit of a stats nerd, and I've been wanting to put this together for ages. The following are some statistics regarding Criminal Minds fanfiction of AO3. Do with this what you will, but if ever someone tries to tell me this fandom isn't misogynistic -- I will just point to this post.
I spent an abhorrent amount of time putting this together, hope it's interesting to other people. Please don't send me hate mail for my opinions.
Base Statistics
Total Fics Tagged Criminal Minds: 34,561
These stats were compiled by me on 20/06/23 via AO3's filtering system.
Note: These were taken at face value, meaning these numbers may not be exact. In order to get exact statistics, I'd have to stringently filter out things like mislabelled fics, spam, fics with multiple categories (to find pure slash, femslash fics), etc.
Tumblr will destroy the resolution of the graphs, just click to see full res :)
Fanfic statistics gathered from AO3, episode totals gathered from IMDB.
CM Fanfiction by Category
Most Popular Category: F/M (26.2%)
Fics Counted in This Statistic: 34,561
These totals weren't all that surprising, in a fandom that is largely obsessed with two men and no one else, I sort of expected this.
The only reason F/M has the largest amount of fics (vs M/M) is because 37% of all F/M fics are "Spencer/Reader". (More about pairings below)
If 'x reader' fics were excluded from the data, then the distribution would skew to: 34% M/M vs 24% F/M
Sorry, I just saw the 'other' category is the same colour as F/M on the graph. Other accounts for 2.3% of all fic categories
CM Fanfiction by Rating
Most Popular Rating: Teen and Up (30.3%)
Fics Counted in This Statistic: 34,561
I think it's interesting that the most popular ratings are Teen and General -- even though a huge portion of readers only read Mature/Explicit. There are absolutely incredible works that are rated Teen and General, and it's just a shame people don't read them as much as smut. That's probably the same in most fandoms though.
Top Relationships for Each Rating: General Audience: Spencer/Reader Teen and Up: Morgan/Reid Mature: Hotch/Reid Explicit: Hotch/Reid Not Rated: Spencer/Reader
It's no secret that this fandom worships Hotch and Reid above all other characters, but I think there's something to be said that a M/M ship dominates the Mature and Explicit ratings. Slash fic (M/M) has always been more popular than femslash (F/F) in pretty much any fandom, and the history of fetishization of mlm relationships in fanfiction (the fetishisation usually being written by cishet women, not talking about queer people writing queer fic) is always worth discussing.
CM Fanfiction - Top 10 Characters
Most Popular Character: Spencer Reid (19.9%)
Fics Counted in This Statistic:*indeterminate due to crossover (multiple characters per each fic)
No surprises here with the top three being the men who make up some of the most popular ships.
Notice how Jack Hotchner, a CHILD who was in 22 eps out of 300+ -- is featured in MORE fics than main characters (who were in multiple season) like: Luke, Matt, Tara.
CM Fanfiction - Top 10 (BAU) Characters
Most Popular Character: Spencer Reid (20.5%)
Fics Counted in This Statistic: *indeterminate due to crossover (multiple characters per each fic)
This one is filtered by BAU members only. Sorry, 'reader', this is about main characters only.
Notice how Gideon (45 total episodes, 2015 fics) and Elle (27 total episodes, 1371 fics) made the top 10 list even though characters who were on the show for YEARS missed out.
Main Characters not in the Top 10: (* denotes section chiefs. Bold denotes characters who appeared in more episodes than Gideon) *Erin Strauss (24 total episodes, 1361 fics) Alex Blake (48 episodes, 1190 fics) Tara Lewis (97 episodes, 1108 fics) Matt Simmons (49 episodes, 642 fics) Ashley Seaver (13 episodes, 279 fics) Kate Callihan (23 episodes, 247 fics) Jordan Todd (8 episodes, 130 fics) *Mateo Cruz (6 epsiodes, 88 fics) Stephan Walker (15 episodes, 66 fics)
All three men who didn't make the Top 10 are men of colour. Which is worth pointing out because the main reason Derek and Luke both made Top 10 is because they are popularly shipped with Reid. Outside of Morgan/Reid and Reid/Alvez -- I doubt they would have been tagged as much as they are.
Also worth nothing that Tara Lewis who appeared in 97 episodes, which makes her the EIGHTH highest billed character (above Luke, Gideon and Elle) -- doesn't even make the Top 10 most written about characters. She also happens to be the ONLY Woman of Colour on this list. Coincidence? Doubtful. She's also the ONLY canonically QUEER character -- and yet....even in the F/F tag she doesn't make top 5 (more about ships below)
CM Fanfiction - Top 10 Relationships
Most Popular Pairing: Reid/Reader (24.5%)
Most Popular Character Ship: Hotch/Reid (18%)
Fics Counted in This Statistic: 20,873 out of 34,561 (*includes fics with multiple pairings tagged)
This was WILD to me. I knew that 'Spencer x Reader' fics (I grouped ones tagged 'reader' and ones tagged 'you' together for this graph) were popular but I wasn't prepared for how skewed this data was. I don't have much to say about it anything involving Reid tbrh
Only three out of ten top relationships DO NOT involve Spencer Reid.
For people who don't know: using a slash ( / ) to denote a pairing means the pairing is romantic, using the ampersand (&) to denote a pairing generally indicates a non-romantic relationship.
Notice the ONLY F/F pairing that made Top 10 was JJ/Emily (with only 10%)
CM Fanfiction - Top 5 M/F Relationships
Most Popular Relationship: Spencer/Reader (52%)
Fics Counted in This Statistic: 9741 (72% of the total F/M fics on AO3)
Look, I don't know what to say about this. It speaks for itself. This show had an incredible ensemble cast who were all integral to the show's success -- yet, the only character anyone cares about in the fandom is the generic white dudes. Misogyny at it's best.
CM Fanfiction - Top 5 M/M Relationships
Most Popular Relationship: Hotch/Reid (45%)
Fics Counted in This Statistic: 7870 (75% of the total M/M fics on AO3)
Again, no comment about the most popular ships
I was, however, surprised that Hotch/Rossi made Top 5
CM Fanfiction - Top 5 F/F Relationships
Most Popular Relationship: JJ/Emily (71%)
Fics Counted in This Statistic: 2927 (65% of the total F/F fics on AO3)
For people who don't know: using a slash ( / ) to denote a pairing means the pairing is romantic, using the ampersand (&) to denote a pairing generally indicates a non-romantic relationship.
It's not surprising that JJ/Emily dominate the femslash category. They have always been the main femslash pair in this fandom. However, they only make up 49% of all F/F pairings!
I was surprised to see that 'x reader' fics took 2 out of 5 slots on this one. And I was especially surprised that Emily/Penelope made top 5. (I mean it's only 148 fics, but there they are)
Again, note how Tara Lewis (a canonically sapphic character) isn't a part of ANY of the top 5 pairings, even though she was in 98 episodes. That's a travesty imo. Tara/Emily trails at about the 7th most popular F/F ship with a mere 115 fics
In Conclusion...
Most of this was to be expected. This fandom has always praised the male characters while pushing the women aside, so the amount of works focusing on Reid and Hotch wasn't that surprising.
I think it's interesting how people tend to throw Jemily shippers under the bus (broad statement made via my 18 years in this fandom), because Femslash is by far the smallest portion of the shippers in the entire fandom. People just hate women
Do with this information what you will. This was mostly compiled because I've always been curious, and also I think it serves as an important archival tool for the fandom.
Please don't send me hate mail for my opinions.
Word Count & Additional Tags Information Below Cut
CM Fanfiction by Word Count
About 52% of all CM fics (34,561) are under 5,000 words
This was a really fun one to do, and was mostly included because I was curious. I think it'd be worth getting even more specific by trying to work out the average word count for all fics under 5,000 words.
Hey, if you're a marathon author with long works -- look at YOU!! You're a very small percentage in this fandom, and as someone who prefers long-form fic -- I am personally thanking you for your dedication.
CM Fanfiction - Top 10 Addition Tags
Most Popular Tag: Fluff (21.7%)
Fics Counted in This Statistic: *indeterminate due to crossover (multiple tags per each fic)
I honestly expected angst/whump/hurt/comfort to be first on this. I guess if you add up all the variations of those type of fics, they'd be top tag.
Obviously this one isn't ever going to be perfect, because tons of people either don't tag their fics, or they don't use the prescribed tags above. Still, I thought this was worth adding to the post.
For more stats please see my, [Tara Lewis Fic Stats Post]
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Spencer Reid x Boxer!reader Headcanons
A/N:
You met in a hospital
Spencer was there because he was shot and you suffered from a very aggressive diarrhea
After three weeks there you were so bored you just sneaked into others patients rooms and observed them for unspecified periods of time
One time you stumbled into Spencers room
You were stunned. You had to go talk to him
At first he was a little bit scared because you smelled, but he was also amazed by your muscular arms. He knew he would never had those
Because he was a profiler - a great one actually, he knew you were probably a boxer, once he realised that he felt so safe.
It didn't matter to him that you were a shitty boxer.
After that you guys started to talk to each other often even after you left the hospital.
You realised pretty soon that you loved him.
His hair reminded you of Jesus. But that wasnt so special, you thought everybody looked like Jesus since you had a concusion mixed with that poopy thingy. That wasnt a good combo
You started dating and Spencer begged Aaron Hotchner on his knees that you could be his personal bodyguard. He succeeded
You traveled with him everywhere. Even to the bathroom. Most of the time you were the one using it.
Spencer felt really safe with you on the cases. He knew he was built like a life sized pipe cleaner.
But it wasnât always just shits and giggles...
You had to really fight for his life sometimes, especially when he was being hit on by some girls
this was not exactly part of your contract but Aaron.
It really pissed you off when people werenât paying attention to Spencers rambles and they were mean to him
The final straw was when Seaver aka JJ from Temu, the girl who wasnât in the team for even a month, told Spencer she was sorry for asking when he rambled about some stupid ass thing like Doctor Whoa
You didnât care you were on the plane, you just beat the shit out of her. She was bleeding a lot.
Suddenly the pilot came out of her cock pit and yelled at you: "WTF? I donât know how to ride this thing."
Spencer loved you even more after you showed everyone whoâs the man in your relationship
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the same anon from ur last post here! OMG I was talking about Emily x Specer more bc of season 12! and ngl, Reid is hotter since S12 HAHAH. Anyway, you should continue! I like Hotch, but I do prefer Luke allll the way compared to Derek, and I think the new team respects Spencer way more than the old one (as they should).
I do realize how JJ and Derek treated Spencer made it seem okay, which is why Seaver was also such a jerk to him. It's like when the environment does so, the others just follow. I think that's why I like the new team (lol, unpopular, I know). Sure, the case stories become terrible, but team-wise, I love how they do respect Spencer.
honestly i'm both excited and scared to get to the later seasons bcs all my sweet babies leave and i can't handle it but i'm excited to see luke and spencer bcs i've seen clips and he's so good to him actuallyđ
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