#rehasal

[neilphen]

[sovietsquiddo]

man thinking about how good centaurworld was

why did they ruin it in season 2 lmfao

[akwolfgrl]

I'm a great fuck but better lover part2

Everyone piled into the galley, still sleepy and soft, except for Luffy was filled with energy staring hungrily at him. Sanji placed a player of sliced ham, sausage patties and bacon in front of him before serving the rest of the crew their breakfast. Starting of course with Nami-swan, then Usopp, Luffy, and Zoro. As he placed Zoro's plate with a side of rice he gave his boyfriend a kiss on the lips.

“Awww no fair,” Luffy whined.

“You got a whole plate of meat! Do you really need a bowl of rice!?” Sanji yelled at his greedy captain who was currently pouting.

“I wanna kiss too,” Sanji wasn't expecting Luffy to say that at all. It was probably a one-time thing, no big deal.

“Yah Sanji, why don't you give our captain a kiss,” Nami interjected, and Sanji could never say no to a lady…even if it meant giving his captain a kiss.

“Fine,” Sanji rolled his eyes. “If you take your hat off at the dinner table, I'll give you a kiss on your forehead,” Sanji could at least try and install some table manners in their captain, he probably won't even accept this deal Luffy was rather attached to his straw hat.

“Hmm, deal!” Luffy took off his hat and Sanji placed a kiss on his forehead. “Yay!” Luffy cheered and dove back into his meal

“Sanji, is this shakshuka?” Usopp asked changing the subject, which he was glad for.

“Yes it is, why?”

“My dad used to make it before he left, mom and I tired to recreate but never could get it right…but you did could you maybe teach me how to make it?”Usopp asked .

“I'll consider it,” Sanji knew he had to work on his issues with men, with the other chefs at the Baratie they all fought and bikered with each other. There had been no need to learn how to act any other way. But other than Zoro the crew wasn't like that. Usopp was weaker and younger than him. Although if it was from distance Usopp would have the advantage. But wasn't sure he could trust Usopp in the kitchen, maybe start with something small. “Now what doesn't everyone want to drink?”

“If you have champagne I'd love a mimosa,” Nami asked.

“Of course I do Nami swan!”

“Milk!” Luffy asked, his mouth surprisingly empty before he shoved more food into the gaping maw.

“Sake,”

“Just juice,”

Sanji took his own seat after getting everyone their drinks, as the room filled with the sounds of everyone enjoying their food. It was nice to be right there with everyone as they enjoyed his cooking.

“Oh by the way, I picked something up the other day,” Nami said while sipping her mimosa.

“What did you get?” Usopp asked her…if Sanji didn't know better he'd say it sounded rehasered.

“Why I'm glad you asked Usopp. I bought a watermelon,” Nami grinned. Why was she pretty when she looked evil?

“Oooo! That means Sanji can crush it!” Luffy cheered. “And I get watermelon!”

“Fine after the dishes are done,” Sanji had already agreed to this the last time it was brought up.

[authoratmidnight]

Time for some post fight stuff! Aka, the author finally gets to write shit that's not rehasing canon events :D

[furryprovocateur]

this whole thing has simmered down but i fear it'll get reignited because it'll be the anniversary of HS soon if I'm not mistaken, i really am tired of seeing it because alot of it feels like the same points of other discourses rehased, and i also suspect that people have been stirring shit too with the weird anons people have been getting surrounding this topic

like idk the comic hasn't aged the best, but no one can deny it's had an impact on era Tumblr and that era of humour, and that's kind of it

if it weren't for the fact that people have been racist and/or transmisogynistic over this i would be amused by the never ending HS discourse on here and i expect it to continue for as long as social media exists in some capacity

yeah i'm just like. we should be able to talk about racism in a media without white fans of it dominating the convos. ykwim

[omg26lilly]

20/4/24

I was like a black dog scruffy, messy, yet you didn't want to come to my residence anymore, you came out with someone new.

The pub we use to come to now is now reclaimed to a new owner, I wanted to torch where we lived, let all those demons haunt you, I just invited the priests to get rid of it while I'm still here. let the black dog run around till you have to leave, ashamed and embarrassed you got caught.

Do I love or hate you it all tastes all the same, if your leaving anyway, picking off petals deciding if its useful to be mad or am I still in love? Wishing it go back, hit the reset button, earse everything that I did to hate you.

Maybe I'm just numb from rehasing all my old heart attacks, until they're not worth the ink on the paper.

If I'm the dead weight, if your being cancelled that your unwanted, uninvited blacklisted, I told you if you hurt me karma will get you back, you would wish that you've never met me. Who are you if I'm not hanging around, you've never get anywhere if it wasn't for me, when they throw you out, dont say I didn't warn you.

If you want to break me down, even when we first met you liked me however you liked the idealised version of me, the one you had created. When you found out who I was, all you wanted was alcohol and drugs like the rockstar that you are, you pestered my friends, is that what you think of me?

If you got with someone else I'm no longer invested, I sold my shares of what I thought of you, I would never belive that we were once in the same orbit, even if you grow up, the ghosts of should been buried in past. Through the cold stilness you would do anything to make your reality come true, if it wasn't for you I wouldn't be dead inside.

My soul is now departed we learnt all the ways of romance, till they were left. We said we're glad we're not related, to our parents who had their own skeltons, they had their own ways of knowing how to do everything right. Except be with your wife. They woukd ring their family, till their walking round shopping going nowhere, to just think, drive away that their life is an illusion.

I hate it here no one knows what goes in my brain, I'm running away from when I was sixteen being given away to society. I'm creating puzzles in my mind which only I can solve, I want to go back to a simpler time, wheres there no bigotry and hatred. Nostalgia is just a curse, there's no comfort in the past, it should be felt with shame.

Tell me a tale of sorrow that only a tortured artist would know, that has to act like they are a high baller, when in fact they have never seen the light of day.

I would say thank you not for my success, it made me stronger knowing that you bullied me, until I had to rebuild my reputation. I've got a whole crowd of supporters that seemed to finance you, when your kid looks at you, hears this song which is disturbing and rude.

I said that it was you, I'd never said that I'm grateful for your spite. Just like high school that was where you belonged, I don't think you ever got off how your not in control of someone else success. I'm not expecting an apology, I just hope you change, I don't care if someone pisses on your grave.

My mum thought you crossed the line, she only says when the devil comes out, you don't belong with the living. I can't even speak your name, who cares I'm the one with the comeback, you just belong in the grave, you bulit to save your name.

What if I saw your face, I'm not a stalker, I'm just intrigued by the endless possibilities by seeing someone new, who wants something that is undeclared.

If I'm trying to bargain with the truth I don't porphecy for how my relationships will turn out , how they should be all ranked in a pyramid, when all I want is someone patient, caring, that is good company.

The prophets they told of this girl who spoke the truth in her visions, when they killed her for it, it went as quiet as the dead, when her visions came true. You sent snakes so she would be afraid, she knew that even if you burnt a witch for practising socery, doesn't mean that their talents were wasted, or that they weren't gifted, they were just never belived.

When we were kids, you said you would come up and find me, you never did, if time is like sand, slipping away, I was looking through windows trying to find that the boat got lost over seas.

Her life flashed like a taxi cab running away from being a trophy wife, when the foundations weren't laid down. She hailed it with the money she stole from her investment, all the greatest stories came from the bolter.

They called her underseving names, just because they couldn't make her stay, she was high on the adrenaline. She felt freedom for the first time where she claimed her agency and power.

Do ever want to go back to innocence, curoisty, where your dreams are like the sky, let your passion soar. As you grow older you bounce back from the vindictive haters, just remember how you felt, everything you wanted was at your creation, with talent that you harness, it became clarity or reality.

I read what we created, why I was told to write about everything you know, how I'm to scared to be alone, how I used to hate answering the phone. Everyone was doing everything on point, I wondered what was the point, nobody was going to know.

How was your show? did you hit your lines? did you ad lib on the flie. I'm watching your talent which was written on those pages. You couldn't act the story, it wasn't you, you were so distant, I only just realised that it had to be rewritten.

This story of us it was never about me and you with a group chat of broken men who are single, I'm the one that was hung out on the ringer, its been shared to people who know us the best.

We were both held with praying hands on the fire, that encompasses our demise, if the fans knew where the easter eggs were found, its because they were my personal supply, getting me through those barren days.

[deregirls]

The ad feature a creept looking clown (a VERY common trigger for many people, including myself) and if you clicked up him, you get a pop up featuring paranoia-inducing messages that could easily trigger a person with psychotic delusions.

As for crossing the picket line, I suggest you just read this post because it explains it all and I'm not wasting my time rehasing it.

BRING HIM BACK COWARDS

[renatadance]

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[fancyfade]

tho i will say re:supersons

i know some people like damian fighting kids instead of adults (most of the villains in supersons are kids) i guess because it seems less angsty but you’re telling me that he would see a bunch of kid villains and NOT try to convince them there’s another way or recruit him to his team? smh that’s so unrealistic 😞

damian has to fight adults instead of kids because otherwise his team would have like 500 people on it.

[skyrim-said-that]

20 and 23 for the ship asks!

AH THANK YOU

20: Where do they spend the holidays?

 I don't know a lot about holidays in Skyrim and I'm gonna be honest, Lyrvekka was a sheltered kid and probably doesn't know much either. Her mother was never really the traditional Nord type like her father was, and since her mother left her father when lyrvekka was so small, he wasn’t there to impart those traditions on her.

Paarthurnax certainly didn't have anything to share on that front. Lyrvekka is, however, a book nerd so post-Alduin rising once she really started getting around she read a lot about Tamriel holidays and witnessed them when she could.

She has a lot of friends so I imagine they would invite her to enjoy certain holidays with them if she was around. She experienced First Planting celebrations with some of her friends in Whiterun (Ysolda, Carlotta, etc), or Witches festival with her more magic-inclined friends. But this is getting off-topic (PLEASE SOMEONE SEND AN ASK ABOUT HOLIDAYS WITH HER FRIENDS) BC NOW IM INVESTED

Sanguine would obviously celebrate Heart day with her. It's his holiday, after all, I imagine he would whisk her away to one of his thousands of realms for a night of romance and celebration at a calibre which no mortal could achieve. She knew of the holiday by the time they married, books on Daedra and Aedra are her favourite, but she never celebrated it before.  

23: Where is their favourite place to be together?

Sanguine has thousands of personal realms of which he could take her to whenever they should please, and he does regularly, but just between them? Their favourite place is her home. You would think that as the prince of Debauchery and Greed and Gluttony that he wouldn't enjoy such a humble mountainside cabin, but he can understand the absolute pleasure that can be found in the comfort of one's own home. What better place to practice acts of revelry, lust, gluttony, etc, than in the comfort of her own home? Where they can do nothing but enjoy each other's company in a place she has made her own? 

[alterofnaught]

Reminisced with a friend about the orenronen translation and the somethingawful forum days of getting into Danganronpa and just how crazy those times were. The fact there was a giant fanbase for a game being translated by a fan online and we had no idea it would ever even be localized and now it’s just like... a common game for streamers to play. Crazy. 

Plus the fact that I remember the fact people used to call Monokuma ‘Monobear’ qualifies me for a vetran’s discount -.-

[reesecomic13]

That one time I summoned a VIRUS

A unoriginal story about a smart gay kid who is contently bullied who accidentally summons a virus named VIRUS who happens to be op af but of course he doesn’t want her at first but as always friendship prevails.

[hello-jon-apologies-for]

My favorite part of Solo: A Star Wars Story was when Han asked Chewbacca what was his name and Chewbacca gurgled in Wookie and Han was like “Chewbacca? Thats too long, imma call you Chewie.” like, we didnt need to know why Han is calling Chewbacca Chewie. We know how nicknames work. Its not that hard to grasp. Everyone with a long name has a nickname. Also how did he get “Chewbacca” from a bunch of deep throat gurgles.

[shut-thejongup]

Can you believe people are still fucking trying to defend scarjo??? It's great she dropped out of the trans movie but she didn't get it bc she ignorant or misinformed as people keep saying! This is not the first time she's done this! She is a fucking grown ass woman who can make her own decisions so stop defending her!!!

[cynesthisia]

Honestly... Yeah

Breaking news: Local demon overthinks everything if left in charge of the group braincell.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

*John is hosting a game show. Karkat has just lost to fellow contestants, Roxy and Dave.*

Karkat: I AM THE ONLY ONE OUT OF THE LOOP, IT WOULD SEEM. AND IF WE CHECK MY POINT TOTAL HERE...

Karkat: I DON'T NEED TO WALK TO THE FRONT, BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT IS.

Karkat: IT'S A BIG OL' GOOSE EGG, GANG! IT'S A FAT! ZERO!

Karkat: HELLO! A LITTLE LATE ADDITION TO THE NUMERICAL SYMBOL CHART, BROUGHT TO US FROM OUR FRIENDS IN HUMAN-ARABIA; A LITTLE BIT OF TRIVIA THAT I HAPPEN TO KNOW ABOUT THE HISTORY OF NUMBERS.

Karkat: THAT KIND OF LITTLE TIDBIT WOULD SERVE ME WELL IN MOST TRIVIA GAMES, UNLESS IT HAD BEEN *RIGGED* FROM THE BEGINNING!!

Dave: woah dude

Karkat: OH, I'VE ONLY JUST *BEGUN* TO PULL THE THREAD ON THIS SWEATER, FRIENDS!

Karkat: YOU WOULD THINK IN A GAME WHERE THERE ARE ONLY TWO POSSIBLE CORRECT CHOICES, THAT ONE WOULD *STUMBLE* INTO THE RIGHT ANSWER EVERY SO OFTEN, WOULDN'T YOU? IN FACT, THE PROBABILITY OF NEVER GUESSING RIGHT IN THE FULL GAME IS A STATISTICAL *WONDER*, AND YET HERE WE ARE!

Karkat: INTRODUCED AT THE TOP OF THE GAME AS A CHAMPION. WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT MEANS? TROLL-ICARUS FLYING TOO CLOSE TO THE ALTERNIAN SUN...BUT IT SEEMS HUMAN-DAEDALUS, OUR LITTLE MASTERCRAFTER OVER HERE HAD SOME WAX WINGS OF HIS OWN, DIDN'T' HE!? WANTED TO SEE HIS SON FALL, FALL FROM THE SKY. OH HOW *CLOSE* TO THE SUN HE FLEW! 

Karkat: WELL I'M NOT HAVING IT! I'VE SOLVED YOUR LABYRINTH, PUZZLE-MASTER! THE MINOTAUR HAS ESCAPED, AND YOU'RE GONNA GET THE HORNS, BUDDY!

Roxy: ok, are we-

Roxy: did we think we were n on it, but actually karkat is the only one in on it, n that was rehasered?

Roxy: *rehearsed?

John: That was an incredible monologue. karkat, what is the rule of the game?

Karkat: *I* *CANNOT* *WIN*!!!!!