#regulus is shared of clowns

[viviandarkbloombartylusversion]

Barty dressing up as Art the Clown for Halloween to scare the shit out of people and Regulus telling him to "stay 5 fucking feet away from me" bc he hates clowns and they give him the creeps, Barty finds it hilarious and keeps trying to hug him while Regulus subtlety runs away

[neowqing]

Boggart, it was the year Sirius was pranked, Snape spent three days in the hospital wing until his neck, torn by the werewolf's claws, healed enough for him to attend classes. Regulus and Barty would come after class and sit with him to the commandant's time, not to mention the lunch they brought with them and the toilet they sometimes ran to. They shared their daily lives, laughing loudly. Regulus tactfully kept quiet about his brother, although it was clear that he wanted to curse his older sibling. Black and Crouch were younger, Evan and Mulciber, were in other study groups, but someone still, while Severus was asleep, and he tried to track him down, brought him notes, although the large inscription "Padfoot" on the inside cover might help him, although he had never seen Sirius write notes, and the absence of half the lecture at the beginning of the notebook was proof of that. Three days later, he casually left the notebooks on Sirius's desk in the classroom and sat in the far corner, not wanting to see anyone. Their desires clearly coincided when the Marauders entered; none of them looked for him, and Black took the notebooks as if he had left them there himself.

Fourth lesson, they stood in front of the cupboard, preparing to face their greatest fear: snakes, spiders, clowns, confined spaces, Lupin's moon, large predatory animals, next in line, Snape prepares to see anything, father, Marauders, maybe it can take the form of words? Out of the corner of his eye, he could see Remus holding his breath. Was it a werewolf? But none of that mattered. It was a child, five years old. Snape raised his wand and said, "Ridiculus." The child fell down dead, and Snape left the row of children.

Then there was dinner, and Lily. It was the first time in a long time that they had interacted. She came over as soon as he sat down on the bench and hugged Severus. There was no mention of him not complaining about them or forgiving them.

"How are you?"

For some reason, she looked so guilty, as if it were her fault.

"Fine." Snape was still wheezing, and Regulus handed him water from the side, with a quiet "don't strain yourself."

"I didn't know, I'm so sorry, I'll ask them not to come near you anymore, it's awful, I'm so sorry..."

Severus waved his hand for her to stop.

"It's not your fault."

"Yes, maybe, but they're from my house, and I'm so sorry this happened to you." The beautiful Lily hugged him again, briefly, and Snape ran his hand down her back, returning the fleeting embrace. "I don't blame you, but why did you go out alone at night? They just said what happened, but nothing else, did they threaten you?"

Regulus moved closer, lying down on Severus's back, because he had asked the same question and received no answer.

"No, he didn't, just."

Severus shrugged his shoulders in response, indicating that he himself did not know why. However, it was a lie, he was stupid, so stupid and pathetic when he immediately agreed to Sirius's proposal to meet at night, away from the castle and prying ears. Why did such an ugly fool think that Sirius might want to say something nice to him in private? Severus wanted to cry.

After that, his life at school gets a little better, sometimes he runs into Lily and they exchange a few words, and the Marauders no longer approach him, just glare at him.

Everything goes quietly until the end of the school year, and there, on the train, alone in a separate compartment, while all of Snape's acquaintances are sitting in the dining car, Sirius comes to him, sits down opposite and remains silent for a long time, looking out of the window and at the seat, avoiding eye contact, while Snape plays with the pages of a book, having long since given up reading.

"I'd like to apologise."

Sirius says quietly, and if it weren't for the silence in the compartment, Snape might not have heard him. But he does, raising his head, a question on his face.

"You know, well, everything, this," Black points to Severus. "And what happened this year, it's my fault."

Severus nods, it is indeed Sirius's fault, but Black seems dissatisfied with this and rises with a sharp click.

"Well, I'm sorry," he says tensely and forcedly. "That's all."

Black leaves the compartment, slamming the door behind him. According to Lily, the Marauders are currently ignoring Black a little because of what happened, and that is what prompted Sirius to apologise, not guilt, but Snape's treacherous heart skips a beat when he thinks Sirius has come to him to apologise.

(I'm messing around in my notes, where there's a bunch of things I started but didn't finish, and I don't remember what I wanted to write anyway, because I don't take notes about ideas, and I rely on my bad memory, so that was part of something. I still remember a little bit that I wanted to write how Severus became the heir to the Princes that year, and there were plans for a wedding between him and Regulus, since Sirius decided to leave his family, the news of this made Sirius seethe with envy and jealousy, and he would have done everything to ensure that the wedding was between him and Severus, and no other way.)

[eastttofeden]

Regulus wonders when the brush of his mother's fingers against his cheeks turned into sharp stings. When the love was twisted and drenched out, stripped to its core, flesh peeled away to reveal the rotting, blackened bones of hate. He also wonders why.

Why, maman? Why must you hurt me? Is it not my fault? Or is it yours? Do you need to hurt me maman? Please, I don't want you to. I miss you, maman.

He bites his tongue before these words can spill out of his mouth like the blood that slowly fills it at the force of his teeth, staining them red. He will return to his dimly lit bedroom and lean over the drawer, pulling his lips up to admire the pomegranate seeds in the mirror. 

Sometimes, Sirius will burst into the room. Oh, lovely Sirius and his grating voice, his unruly hair and slouched back. How Regulus worships him, takes pieces and chunks of him for his own, selfishly and proudly. Sirius never notices Regulus rip these slabs with his grey eyes (eyes which he shares with the victim of them). Regulus puts them in a jar, kept away in some estranged corner of his mind. They will be considered necessary soon enough. Every small everything of everything is sacred to Regulus. His keen eyes and hungry soul do not dare to skip over anything as they study and consume, silent and deadly.

Of course, he is only nine years into his string of a life.

When Sirius will burst in, he will click his tongue disapprovingly, a sound that Regulus relishes. How sweet, his older brother and his concern, rooted deeply from his love, the same scarlet river that flows through both their cold veins. Love is something Regulus will cling on to. 

Sirius will call him foolish, as does everybody else. ‘Fool’ is a common place for the Blacks, as selfishness, guilt and power all are. What makes a fool? Books that he flicks through will whisper their answers to him, what they think of the simple word.

A person who acts unwisely? Regulus is not unwise, per se. He knows exactly what he is doing as he does it. Everything is calculated and precise with the scrawny boy.

A jester, or a clown, especially one retained in a royal or noble household. This, Regulus thinks, is more feasible. Noble. Noble, like the Noble House of Black. He wonders if he is a mere actor, hired to play the role of the dutiful son, all for amusement. He moves on.

Silly. Regulus scoffs and rips the page off. Not even a book gets away with this insult. 

Trick or deceive someone; a dupe. Now, Regulus is smart enough to know that this speaks of a different context entirely. But he grins, a little maniacal. To switch the word around, slap it in their faces. Make them the fool. 

Regulus Black is not a fool, he knows, yet he lets Sirius and his mother chant the word at every chance they get, because it is their way of showing him that he is, as a matter of fact, theirs. It has become his favourite word. Their fool.

Sirius helps Regulus stumble into the bathroom, both of their bare feet pressing against the cool stone beneath them. He presses his fingers into the skin underneath Regulus’ cheeks, forcing his mouth open. Unfazed by the sight, Sirius lets some water flow out of the sink and into his cupped hand, splashing it into Regulus’ mouth without warning. Regulus protests, nostrils flaring and water bubbling in his mouth as tries to twist out of Sirius’ grip, the nails digging into his skin, permanently indenting it, branding it: Sirius’. He reaches for Regulus’ teeth, rubbing continuously, between the small gaps to rid the blood. Regulus will bite at the tip of Sirius’ fingers and Sirius will frown at Regulus as he pokes his tongue out in mockery, like a clown.

This is them: the messes and the patches, and everything in between.

[thekaijudude]

I think the strongest form of next Ultraman for year 2024 will be debut in movie and Ultra Galaxy Fight, instead of debut in mid episode.

Can't say much for the movie since as I've went through, movies are getting less and less exciting every year.

Z didn't had a movie (exception cause of covid)

Trigger had no new forms + GE was clearly able to easily take out the movie threat, they didnt even had the need to even bring out Truth

Decker had no crossovers, introduced a defunct form and didn't even resort to Dynamic Type, dude clowned the movie boss just in his base Flash Type form lmao

(But of course the origin of Dinus and Decker is a major contribution to the Ultra lore in general, I'm just phrasing the movie this way for comparison purposes in this light only)

Blazar looks to have no crossovers + no new forms even

So from the downwards trend, really not looking forward to see what they'll do (or NOT do) for Arc's Movie

UGF seems to be the answer tbh as I've also went through before, every UGF installment introduces some new form of Zero + a new strongest form for Reiwa Ultras

UGF1:

Zero Beyond (Galaxy Glitter): a temporary, superpowered state but I guess its "technically" a form??? Same concept as Glitter Tiga

Also Ginga got back his access to Ginga Storium from this point on

UGF2: US Zero + Taiga TS Rainbow

UGF3: US Zero (now stronger due to using WB as base) + Deathcium RC

So for UGF4, we can roughly predict what's gonna happen. Recall I shared that the NG's designer posted about a "new form" for Zero which looked very similar to Saga for Zero's 15th Anniversary.

Considering that even the US Zero (WB base) didn't really even do much to AT, TsuPro has to give Zero even more handouts to try and continuously hype up the "rivalry" between the 2.

And looking at the trend of Reiwa Ultras getting new strongest forms, Trigger should be next in line to get an upgrade form. Which tbh its pretty obvious what would be the concept of said form. Recall Trigger Truth was fused by simply imbuing Multi-Type's Key with Trigger Dark's, back in 2021, I alr stated that an obvious upgrade would be to do the same process, but simply replace Multi with the GE Key. And in turn, basically get a GE version of Truth

Following this trend, Decker would get his own strongest form in UGF5, which ngl, I have no idea what it could be since there's not much basis to go off of, so it has to be something totally new but tbh, I think Dyna revealing his own version of Dynamic Type seems more likely that Decker receiving a new form since its just kinda weird that the parent Ultra dosent have (or has yet to reveal) his own version of Dynamic Type when his "child" has

Blazar is actually even more obvious that those above, cause clearly he's an experienced monster hunter as what Taguchi said, and wouldn't be surprised if Firdran Dragon isn't his only kaiju companion. As I've also stated last year, there's clear routes for further development for Blazar's upper limit since he could perhaps fuse with other kaiju companions or even fuse with multiple kaiju companions.

So for Arc as u mentioned, I mean that eventually is gonna happen at some point I suppose?

Assuming there isn't any breaks like the Regulus prequel/sequel, the earliest we'd get a new strongest form for Arc would be in 2027 or sth for UGF7 lol

As for the movie as said, don't really see that happening as long as there isn't any changes to the downward trend rn

[bigbrothermarauders]

Resume of last night:

Everyone got an outfit for the party, the theme was 80s goth, Marlene and Mary did the makeup for everyone except for Peter because he said that his mother would be disappointed of him if he wore girl things. Bellatrix used her usual black dress justifing it with "this clothes feels like cheap clown fabric" to what Narcissa noded and also used one of Bellatrix's dresses. Once the party started everyone had 1 glass of wine since it's not allowed to get drunk on the show, they also had sweets that looked like eyes, strawberry drinks that looked like blood and spider cookies. At some point of the party Barty came from the bathroom full of red lipstick. The players made a game of who creates the most original goth dance move and Sirius won, Remus was the judge. After the party everyone went to bed except Evan who críed on the bathroom until 2 am, and Regulus and James, both sneaked out of their rooms to talk on the pool. Alice and Pandora had a sleepover with Dorcas where they had shared with her what Peter said to Alice about being a bad mother.

[a-lake-of-fire]

Since haunt season is coming back up, I want to share something I thought about last season.

The Marauders as haunt workers

I think we all know that Remus would be the one wandering actor who everyone goes to see. A lot of people would flirt with him (Sirius included) despite him being covered in gore. He'd do really well in common areas as an actor to just fill the space. His character might seem like it's such an obvious choice, but he would actually be a plague doctor, and I stand by that. He'd try to be nice to young children, but rude teenagers, he has the BEST dialogue to deal with them.

Sirius would be great in a hayride or in a haunted house. He would be all for the roles other people don't want. I'm thinking prisoner in a haunted jail (too soon?) He would eat that role up. Probably a lot of inspiration from The Joker, but sometimes the best inspiration is the obvious one. He has the perfect laugh, so also maybe a clown some nights? He'd probably think clowns are overdone, though. And he'd be right. But they are a classic, most places have them, and they keep bringing in crowds. In character flirting with Remus? Every time they see each other at work. Every time.

James could be a great actor, but I also think he'd be a great ticket taker. Either way, he has a very guiding but intimidating presence. As an actor, he'd randomly appear and disappear at different points in the haunt, he'd be great at not giving away scares while still being present for them. Haunted mansion, anyone? If he was a ticket taker, creepy dialogue for sure. "Here they come," "see you on the other side," stuff like that that's just slightly off-putting.

Peter definitely works consessions because it's far enough away from the haunts while still seeing some actors in the common area. He'd give Remus free drinks every time he came up. Honestly, consessions is such a chill job, you get the haunt worker experience without too much pain. He'd laugh at Sirius complaining about his bruises, especially if Sirius worked hayride, those bruises get nasty.

Lily would either be a ticket taker or a makeup artist. She would regularly talk to the actors, but might be a little creeped out when they make their character noises at her. She'd take a lot of convincing to work at a haunt, but she would love it.

Regulus, I think, would make a great "victim" character. Think the one good character in a haunt who is being trapped by the other characters, the weeping person chained alone in a room, stuff like that. He'd pull it off so well. Another option is haunted mansion again. He'd be the perfect Victorian ghost. He can probably scream like a banshee, might if he gets bored/overwhelmed.

Barty deserves to be put in a corn maze or in a cannibal haunt. Somewhere he can act absolutely deranged. He's got that psycho laugh and enjoys banging on whatever is around. Just a silly little dude.

Evan is either exclusively a makeup artist, or he does makeup and works in the common area with Remus. Either way, he's that one makeup artist everyone wants to go to, he's definitely got the creepiest makeup but he really has absolutely no idea what he's doing until he's done. His character would probably be a well-known media character, like Ghostface.

Marlene probably also does makeup, but I think she'd also really enjoy acting and would insist on doing it every night. She'd actually like the clowns, unlike Sirius. 100% a slider, if you don't know what that is, go look of videos of haunt sliders. Definitely has a child/doll-like character, too. She would have a full backstory for her character, and she'd tell any customer that asks.

I don't really have anything for Mary or Dorcas, but I do for Pandora. She would play a lost character in the haunted mansion, like a ghost who doesn't know they're dead yet. She'd probably hang out with Regulus on slow nights, and they've definitely had to scramble to get back to their spots in time before.

If you have any ideas for what Mary and Dorcas would do, or if you want a version similar to this but instead of acting, it's the characters going through a haunt, let me know. And if you have any questions about haunts in general, it's one of my favorite things to talk about.

[whataloadofqueers]

underrated marauders era friendships i think about way too often :

dorcas & remus : coffee at 3am, discussing the weirdest theories for hours, exchanging books, trying to best each other grades, the only ones in the group who kept astrology

peter & mary : pottery, baking together, herbology partners, bets on their friends' relationships, talking about their crushes, gossip

james & marlene : breakfast together because they're up early, endless discussions about quidditch strategies, push up contests, knowing how to cheer up the other every time

remus & peter : playing chess instead of studying, pulling pranks on james and sirius, shared secret chocolate stash, getting high with hufflepuffs near the greenhouses

lily & mary : muggle magazines and boys bands, sharing every clothes in their closets, unstoppable laughing, makeup and hair advice, each other first kiss

sirius & frank : frank acting like sirius' big brother, gossiping about teachers, quidditch advice, keeping each other's anxiety in check, back claps and ruffling sirius' hair

alice & lily : leading a study group to help you get students, healing lessons with poppy pomfresh, summers spent together because they live in the same town, dated for a while

james & peter : childhood best friends, watching muggle horror movies, stupid dares at any given time, were schooled together before hogwarts, cooking each other comfort foods

lily & sirius : bonding over fucked up siblings relationships, listening to abba and queen, coming out to each other and understanding they're not alone or broken, complaining about james and remus, eyeliner

dorcas & pandora : researching rowena ravenclaw's story in the library, making everyone astrology charts, tasting the weird potion they just made, trying to invent a new spell, lavender essential oil

regulus & barty : talking shit about everyone, consoling each other after getting letters from their parents, going to the library in hogsmeade, skipping history of magic for no reason, so much mutual pinning

regulus & pandora : ennemies to friends, reluctant friendship from regulus, utter enthusiasm from pandora, walks around the lake, giving each other little gifts for no specific reason, love/hate relationship with their parents, crystals

sirius & marlene : faking fights for fun, gay exes, saving each other a dance at balls, sharing a leather jacket, red nail polish, relationship advice, staring contests, stealing food from the kitchen

remus & james : "go to bed" "you're not my mom james", remus being james' number one fan during quidditch matches, fighting for the first place in transfiguration class, talking about the future

regulus & remus : studying in silence, keeping their friendship a secret, talking about sirius, lots and lots of tea, fake death stares when other people are around, comfortable silence

lily & remus : falling asleep in the common room, partners in every class they share, conversations without even saying a word, annotating each other books, falling asleep on each other shoulder

gideon & fabian : class clowns, running in corridors, secret handshake, besties with the house elves, having tea with hagrid, the only ones who dare talk to the bloody baron

james & sirius : invented a secret language, late night secrets, sharing a bed, fighting for the last dessert, end up sharing it, the kind of complicity that makes everyone else feel left out, the two way mirrors

peter & marlene : secret quidditch training sessions so peter could get on the team, history nerds, dad jokes, spending all their money in zonko, share a crush on mrs rosmerta

sirius & regulus : making faces across the diner table, playing hide and seek in grimauld place, sleeping in the same bed after a nightmare, reading to each other in the big big library, meaningful looks during family parties

marlene & remus : pushing each other to make the first move with their respective crushes, motivational speech in the morning, "you're staring at her" "omg shut up lupin", the mean friends but never on purpose, sarcastic af

[angeliswriting]

headcannons for the marauders

in celebration of Sirius’ birthday (3rd November) I thought I would share some of my personal (and very random) headcannons for our boys!

this is technically unfinished but i knew if i didn’t put it up today i never would

starting with the drama queen himself...

Sirius Black

this man knows he’s pretty

like he will wake up and run a hand through his hair and will still look great

he’s also smart and talented, as much as he plays the class clown

always gets top grades

expert flier - second only to James

definitely the ‘ideas guy’ for any plans or pranks the boys have

was brought up playing the piano and is very skilled at playing as much as he says he hates it

also has an amazing singing voice

like he is 100% obsessed with queen

total womanizer

chaotic bi

chainsmoker - it’s always James trying to make him quit or at least cut down

but smoking is just another ‘fuck you’ to his abusive family, and he’ll do anything and everything to be set apart from them

Remus Lupin

softest most precious boy he deserves all the love in the world

an absolute sweater person - he has so many jumpers, he never throws any out, even when they get torn

sirius is always stealing them

but remus doesn’t mind, he likes it

plus sirius always puts his leather jacket around remus when he’s cold

lily was the first person to figure out he’s a werewolf, and hugged him so long after confronting him that he thought she would never let him go

she helped him tell the others

sirius didn’t really say anything when he found out

but he’s always awake to hold remus when he wakes in a cold sweat from a nightmare

the nightmares are the worst

so much so that remus hates sleeping and will avoid it as long as possible

definitely has an addiction to coffee

anything to keep him awake

he’ll usually stay up in the common room studying or listening to Bowie and will pass out in front of the fire around 5am

if either sirius or lily wake in the night they always check to see if remus is up, and cover him with a blanket if he’s nodded off

James Potter

the mum of the group

is always making sure everyone is clean and smart and fed

“you need to drink more water”

always has the best jokes

and is excellent at doing voices and mimicking people

once he actually scared severus into thinking he was dumbledore

he didn’t even get in trouble for that prank - dumbledore finding the perfect imitation of his voice both impressive and hilarious

this man plays guitar

like 100% the teen cliche of the jock who is also into music

debating doing a second part with lily, regulus, severus...or any characters people want to see?? what do people think??

[writingamarie]

prompt request:

sirius and james

song 29

Pairing: JamesXSirius (it's Prongsfoot but you could read it as friends if you wanted...)

Words: 974

Song Prompt: "Lucky" but specifically the Glee version 😳

James stirred in his bed slightly. He normally slept through the night without any trouble. Since he was little he’d been the type of person that fell asleep immediately and would sleep like a log. He didn’t toss and turn around in his bed, he didn’t mumble embarrassing secrets in his sleep, and he rarely had nightmares. On the rare occasion that a clown would appear in his dreams he was usually able to convince himself he was asleep and either woke himself up or his dream shifted because of the attention. He felt comfortable in the dark. Which was why he was confused to wake up in the middle of the night. He couldn’t remember any nightmares and his bed seemed undisturbed so really it made no sense that he would have woken himself up.

Then he heard it.

Sirius had gotten good at silencing charms, James would give him that. Except as the night wore on the charm would fade. James wasn’t sure what time it was but there was no light coming from their tower windows. He figured it had to be fairly late if even the stars didn’t seem to offer any assistance. Sirius hated when he woke any of them up. James wasn’t sure why it bothered him, but he would rather silence his nightmares than accept help. But James had never been the type of friend that could leave someone alone to suffer.

Whether or not Sirius liked it James had never been able to just look the other way. He hadn’t ignored the obvious pain Sirius had been in after his sorting, or the fear he had the first time he went back home, he didn’t ignore the sadness that washed over Sirius at Regulus’ sorting, or the way he limped when he came back from Christmas during third year. James noticed it all, that and so much more. It was impossible to ignore Sirius. He was the brightest star in the night’s sky and the biggest personality during the daylight. But as much as Sirius hated to accept help or for people to see him vulnerable he never seemed to mind when James got close. 

James had only been sleeping in flannel bottoms but he didn’t take the time to put on a shirt. Sirius hadn’t managed to wake up Remus or Peter, but if he did it would become a much bigger issue. So James slipped behind Sirius’ curtains as quickly as he could and reinforced the silencing charm. James crawled over Sirius so he was on the left side of the bed, anytime they shared James was always on the left. Sirius was still mumbling to himself and jerked around as James tried to get situated.

“Hey, it’s just me,” James whispered as he pulled Sirius into him.

Sirius’ head seemed to find a resting spot right under James’ chin and he had to adjust slightly to find a comfortable way to sit. In the end James ended up with his arms wrapped around Sirius, one hand twisted up so he could rub his head. Sometimes it was hard to tell where Sirius ended and Padfoot began, the boy was eighteen but still loved head scratches. James shifted in the bed again and pulled away slightly as he tried to give his arm room to breathe. But Sirius clearly had other plans and wrapped his own arms around James’ waist, and nudged his right leg between James’ legs and seemed to hug James as much as a person could with their leg.

“It’s okay, I’ve got you,” James said and turned his head down to press his lips to the top of Sirius’ head.

It was something his own mother had done for him as a child. It had always felt comforting when his mother would wrap him in a tight hug, whisper words of love, and kiss the top of his head. Although the action with Sirius felt entirely different from when his mother would do it. 

They stayed there, wrapped up in each other’s arms until Sirius finally fell back asleep. James could tell the exact moment that Sirius slipped into unconsciousness. His whole body relaxed and his face lost the worry lines that had developed between his eyebrows. Sirius always looked good, anyone would have agreed with that but there was something special about the fact that James was the only one that got to see him asleep. He had been wrapped up close with Sirius enough times to know that he had 37 freckles across the bridge of his nose and he had two small moles on the right side of his face. James knew that he slept with his hair in a braid so it would be wavy without much effort each morning. James also knew that Sirius only ever slept in his underwear -which became more obvious as Sirius moved his leg in his sleep. James knew he should have pulled away, but Sirius seemed content to sleep and run his leg up and down against James’ so instead he did nothing. 

Eventually sleep lulled James into an easy comfort and he let himself slip down onto Sirius’ bed still tangled together. The moment James was laying down rather than the semi-seated position he had been in, Sirius adjusted so that he was more laying on James than the bed itself. James didn’t mind. He let Sirius cuddle him in his sleep and eventually let his own sleep take over. They laid there together, hidden by the silencing charm, with their faces so close that James could feel Sirius’ breath on him as he drifted off. 

There were no more nightmares. James woke in the exact same position as he had fallen asleep in. Sirius was still curled up against him and James didn’t care to change that.

[griffnoir]

i had this idea for a fic that i just wanted to share bc i thought it was neat and i know i will never write it under the cut : regulus black and severus snape, young and not that desperate, team up to defeat voldemort (for better and for worse)

- we are in 79. regulus goes to retrieve the locket, happy to die a sad and heroic death BUT kreacher brings him back to grimmauld place against his orders. he is dying... because of a potion... kreacher knows someone who knows shit about potions... regulus lives au! severus gets kidnapped by a nasty house-elf :/ he def had better sundays but that’s fine: he helps his fellow death-eater bc it’s what one does (everything for the cause!)

- regulus heals. regulus isn’t so happy about it (one cannot even kill oneself in this economy) then the conversation goes: reg : hey do u wanna know something that will get u killed? sev : no. reg : so the dark lord has made this thing called an horcrux... :D sev : T.T fuck why would u say that to me

- severus had doubts(tm) about this death-eater thing. this is the tipping point. so they are here, 18 and 19, one braincell between them, deciding after multiple identity crisis that they will kill the dark lord or die trying (they have better faith in the dying part but that’s ok they have nothing to lose) - they both know too much so this is a sort of race against time reg : i guess we could go to dumbledore sev : lol we are not THAT desperate

- they don’t go to dumbledore ://

- it is very important to me that they can’t fucking stand each other on the best of days. like: severus is severus, the little rat(affectionate) but i always thought of regulus as a mix between sirius and draco, plus whatever u want (this is not a good mix). the guy is pampered, rich, posh and a bloody nuisance of a person (also a dedicated blood supremacist); severus isn’t a Black so for once in his life he is actually the well-adjusted one - this doesn’t augure well for their enterprise

- do they succeed? yes. how? dumb luck. also they have a “they didn’t know it was impossible so they did it” type of thing going on. regulus’ superpower is the fact that he is rich, has connections and that nobody suspects him of anything. severus’ one is pure spite and the hogging of the braincell; they both think they are the brain behind this operation and that they are superior to the other in the ways that count (actually they are both just clowns)

- one of the only thing they share is the ultimate goal of killing voldemort; also, they both have somebody on the other side they don’t want ending up dead, so there is that; moreover they are both stressed out of their minds (the self-medication is strong and it could become a problem)

- they have to juggle their public life, their death-eater life and their hunting horcruxes life. it gets complicated :(

- grey-ish moral decisions are made, but hey! one has to do what one has to do

- how do they find the horcruxes? perhaps with the help of dark magic? through inside knowledge? a bit of both? regulus could know where is the diary/ the cup; if u know what u are looking for, nagini is an obvious answer; the ring can be found with minimal research on tom riddle; the diadem can be a lucky find (one could call it an educated guess lol)

- regulus learns that he can actually stand up for himself without his family weighing in and that his whole worldview is in fact a giant with feet of clay. severus that he can lead his life without idly surfing on the consequences of his bad decisions and can change things for the better by acting on them. that’s great. they are doing great. they are fucking terrified for their lifes.

- they end up begrudgingly respecting each other. are they friends? loaded question. perhaps.

- in this au, severus does also report the prophecy to the dark lord, then panics when the potters are brought up. sev and reg pass the information to the order one way or another and this just speeds up their research

- they kill nagini on the sly: it’s a shitshow of epic proportion, but they get away with it bc uh... who would think them able of such a feat? it’s def an highly-trained task force or something. sad that the snake got in the way though :/ (there is no more horcrux, the dark lord is mortal once more)

- who kills voldemort? neither of them. it would be cool, but no. the obvious choice would rather be dumbledore, and why not, in an impressive duel for the ages. personally i would prefer someone from the order, why not one of the youngsters: sirius? remus (a fucking win for the werewolves if it’s the case)? if we are only in 80, why not a peter who has not yet turned traitor lmao? if it’s one of them it’s just totally anti-climatic

- hell yeah! voldemort is trully, trully dead! the one who killed him is hailed as an hero and everybody lived happily ever after! severus and regulus will never have to speak to each other again!

- no.

- the hunt for the death-eaters begins: names are being dropped left and right. regulus doesn’t even go to trial bc he throws money at his problems; severus is not so lucky and gets rounded up in the most stupid way possible, also he thinks he deserves azkaban bc he did some shady shit and likes the martyr vibes reg, who has outgrown his suicidal tendencies: shit i need to save this punk’s ass since he won’t do it himself

- are regulus and his money enough to exonerate severus? perhaps. living with the morale high ground of having brought down the dark lord could be enough to rebuild a decent life for themselves; would they have closure? in a bittersweet way they could

- if it’s not enough, regulus being THAT desperate, he would go to the biggest bully of the playground aka dumbledore. a dumbledore ready to believe that voldemort would be coming back, until this scrawny (almost) 20 years-old goes “nah, we took care of that for you, you are welcome! also, since the whole wizarding world has a debt for us or something, could u pls bail my colleague? friend? out that would be great” albus : ... what?

- i just want a fun reveal; in the future to have regulus talking to his brother, severus to lily (at least for one good talk, i don’t ask for much), just to have that closure pls :’(

- 10 years later or something rita skeeter digs up the whole convulated story it’s glorious. nobody wants that

i don’t have anything else but it was fun to think about

[youcantbesirius]

JAMES POTTER x SLYTHERIN!READER | QUIDDITCH FIRE

Summary: After a rough quidditch match James decides to get you off.

Warnings: swear words, smut, angst, enemies to lovers, choking kink, might have some degradation, breeding kink.

"JAMES FUCKING POTTER, REG, FOCUS" you screamed at your fellow teammate, seeker, Regulus Black to get it together.

When it comes to Quidditch, people realize why you were sorted into Slytherin. Apart from ability to be a major cunt, you were ambitious Slytherin minx who lived to be a Quidditch player. You were a very important player to the Slytherin Quidditch team and, probably, the best Chaser the school has seen in a while. Shot after shot you were earning your team major amount of points. With phenomenal body blow you did with your fellow chaser to the opposing one you got clear shot at the hoop.

However, just as you shot it and it went through, Gryffindor's stands erupted in cheers. You turned towards their seeker, James Bloody Prat Potter, who was holding the golden snitch.

The noise was not getting to you, it was not in your style. You cannot lose, but you did. James smirked at you waving a snitch in his hand. It sent you in full blown rage. Yes, you were a sore loser, but you loved the game and you loved to win. You wanted it to be your future, and this day was the day where scouts were coming to scout for talent. You huffed out in anger and landed down on the pitch waiting just when you were out of everyone's sight to throw your broom against the locker room door. The fact that all house teams shared one changing room separated in four sides by the lockers made you seriously sick. The door opened and you were face to face with none other that James Potter.

Your broom was blocking the door opening completely and he picked it up scanning the Green broom with silver details. Your granddad's design, one of a kind.

"There you are" James smiled at you handing you your broom back "good play for a Slytherin. Though not a match for me, wondered where you wandered off to. I suppose congratulations are in order, maybe even a kiss" he kept his grip on your broom as you were taking it back not letting you have it back fully, just how he did with your spotlight.

"Fuck off, Potter" you spat.

"Expected nothing better from a snake" he said obviously amused by your attitude.

"This one is venomous, so I will kindly ask you again to fuck off before I lose my shit. Do not tempt me!" You took your broom back and he waltzed over to the opposite side of the room to his locker maintaining his look at you.

As you pulled off your jersey he had a clear view of your figure. He couldn't lie, you were his deepest darkest desire. You grabbed your clean clothes heading to hit the showers, not aware that he followed soon after you.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing now? First you cut my spotlight, fucking it up for my career and now you want to cut in my shower?" You gritted.

"Darling, I am merely saving Hogwarts some water" he started to shed his clothing nearing you like a lion neared his prey.

"James..." you bit your lip as he cornered you against the cold tiles his thumb gently caressing your cheek "I fucking hate you"

"I know..." he whispered his eyes staring deep into yours.

And that is when you grabbed his cheeks pulling him into a deep kiss. You always wanted to do that, yes, he was insufferable prat but you couldn't explain what was it that drawn you to him. His tongue fought yours for dominance but he was not giving you this fight. He would fuck submission into you if he had to. His hand moved from your cheek to your neck applying slight pressure as his long fingers wrapped tightly around it. His knee spread your legs apart and you shed the last of your clothing your pussy firmly pressed against his thigh.

"Not so venomous now, are we?" He smirked cockily.

"Psst, you still haven't fucked me yet" you shot back grabbing his member in your hand.

He turned on the shower muttering muffliato and colloportus. His attention was now all on you. He was hard, aching hard by the movements of your hands.

"Fuck that, I can't wait princess" he grabbed you by your thighs picking you up swiftly. In a quick snap of his hips he entered you earning him to hear your shaky moan. You were adjusting to his size gulping that lump that created in your throat.

"Damn, you feel so good, how about I knock that pussy up to keep you in my life forever, huh?" He sneered as your eyes rolled at the back of your head.

"Answer me, slut" he gritted.

"Y-yes, please sir" you whined in desperation, needing him to move so badly.

"Good girl" he moved his hips pounding into you hard.

He could not lie, he loved hearing noises you made as he fucked you making him even harder. He used his grip on your neck you make you look him in the eyes as he pounded into you mercilessly. All that rage and frustration faded as he did that grippinhg on all parts of your body. He felt himself getting closer as your walls clenched hard around him practically milking him.

"Blimey, I'm going to cum" he groaned as his thrusts became slow but hard making your eyes go wide open while looking at his.

Your body began to shake and you barely managed to let him know you could not hold it in.

"Cum for me, my little snake" he let out a moan as you both came hard at the same time.

You were still shaking from your orgasam and he helped you wash yourself off still keeping you close.

"Come on princess, I believe there are some scouts waiting for us in Dumbledore's office" he smiled earning your wide eyed shocked expression.

"Blimey, James!" You rushed to dress up pulling him along with you as he dressed up himself.

Needless to say that he had to give you piggyback ride to the office because you couldn't walk properly, first earning the shocked expressions of your teammates as you exited the changing room and students that lingered in halls. Most shocked however was Sirius Black.

"When the fuck did this happen?! You cannot be serious!" Sirius walked after you two towards the office.

"You're right, you're Sirius" with a cocky smile bot of you disappeared into the office leaving stunned Marauders to stare at the skulpture.

"Pads, you owe me ten galleons" Remus quipped amused at very shocked Sirius, who was being nothing less than his usual dramatic self.

"Godrick..." Sirius dug out the money smacking it into Remus's hand.

James was leaning against his bed frame explaining his friends how Y/n L/n came to be his girlfriend. He was yet to hear the outcome of her talk with the scouts. And just as he finished the outline of the story a rushed knock interrupted them. Remus moved to open the door, confused to meet you at the other end of it.

"Lily let me in, JAMESIE I FUCKING DID IT!" you jumped up and down still standing om the doorway.

Sirius watched you like he saw a bear in clown costume, Peter was looking at Remus whose head shot at James who grabbed your arm pulling you inside.

"Did what princess?" He asked excitedly.

"I am officially the chaser for The Holyhead Harpies!" You squealed in excitement earning a big grin from your boyfriend.

"That's my girl!" James cheered ad hugged you tight kissing the top of your head.

"Congratulations, y/n, you deserved it" Remus smiled at you and Peter congratulated you too.

"I still don't trust you. First, you told my brother off now you shag my best mate... I guess I will have to live with it" Sirius sighed dramatically.

" You better, I am gonna marry this one" James hugged you tightly earning a soft chuckle from you.

Good thing for that Quidditch fire.

[remuslupinfest]

Remus Lupin Fest 2020 Master List (Anon)

We're pleased to release this years Master List of fics, sorted by ship and alphabetically! There's 38 incredible works! Author and artist reveals are next week.

GEN

TITLE: First Year SUMMARY: I hope whoever prompted this in the first place is happy with the result. I know it's super messy but I was experimenting a bit with my style!

TITLE: On Talking SUMMARY: Five conversations Remus Lupin and Minerva McGonagall have during Prisoner of Azkaban and one they do not.

TITLE: One of Many Happy Moments SUMMARY: Remus has only come back home from one of particularly typical days of teaching in Hogwarts, but he couldn’t refuse Teddy to read the book together

TITLE: Remus Lupin Sleeping Peacefully SUMMARY: Prompt: Remus sleeping peacefully.

TITLE: Tousled SUMMARY: Prompt: Remus wrapped in a sheet/duvet going to the bathroom or kitchen after having had sex with someone. Maybe someone knocks on the door and he can’t find his trousers. He’s flushed, tousled and possibly has a hickey or two.

REMUS/MISC

TITLE: A Heart Grows Warm SUMMARY: After the war, Remus is a single father and desperate for a job. Snape hires him to work in his potions shop, but Remus can't ignore the building sexual tension between them.

TITLE: Bad Moon Rising SUMMARY: James, Lily and Voldemort all died on Halloween night. Years later, Remus is working in the Auror Department on a confusing case of a transformed werewolf stalking a family outside of a full moon and is assigned a brilliant new Auror, Nymphadora Tonks, to work with him.

TITLE: Briseé SUMMARY: Death eater!Remus struggles to face his past after the death of his lover and the end of his freedom.

TITLE: Care to Share? SUMMARY: Remus had every intention of enjoying solidarity over the holidays. That may change now that he's not the only Slytherin staying behind.

TITLE: His Luck SUMMARY: Modern setting, model/photographer AU for Remus Lupin and Narcissa Black. Written for the Remus Lupin fest 2020.

TITLE: Hold Me While You Wait SUMMARY: Remus Lupin just needs someone to hug him.

TITLE: One Night In Barcelona SUMMARY: The chemistry was too much to resist.

TITLE: Readjusting SUMMARY: When Voldemort murders Frank and Alice Longbottom, their baby survives. Meanwhile, Lily moves into a flat in Muggle London. Alone. With baby Harry and the cat. Remus helps.

TITLE: The Paths We Take SUMMARY: Lily Evans Lupin is a detective, though her husband Remus' name is on all the paperwork. He writes incredible tales while she solves mysteries. All seems normal as the Second World War ends, and Lily is hoping for peace and eventual renown for her talents legally attributed to Remus. Her and Remus' entire world comes crashing down once more as Sirius O. Black, Remus' first love, enters their agency, with one request: to find his missing brother Regulus, who joined the Nazis and hasn't come home. Can Lily find the missing Regulus? Can Remus face his heartbreak?

TITLE: You keep messing with my brain SUMMARY: The awful truth was that when he had noticed Regulus Black he couldn’t exactly look away anymore.

WOLFSTAR

TITLE: AMOR VINCIT OMNIA (love conquers all) SUMMARY: Remus, a servant boy to the cruel Emperor Voldemort, meets Sirius, a charming nobleman. Together they fight for freedom and love in Ancient Rome.

TITLE: An Endearing Portrait SUMMARY: At the beginning of their seventh year at Hogwarts, Sirius fears that Remus’s mother and perhaps Remus himself, too, prefers someone else.

TITLE: Falling Into Place SUMMARY: There's always been something special about Remus Lupin, even if it's taken Sirius Black until his seventh year to realize it. Too bad he spends so much time agonizing over his changing feelings that he loses his chance. In which Remus acts like an idiot, Marlene is the snarky voice of reason, James is a mother hen, Peter is confused, and Sirius is seriously jealous.

TITLE: Fate and Other Ambiguous Notions SUMMARY: Truth be told, Sirius has never really paid much attention to Remus before... (Slytherin!Remus, Gryffindor!Sirius)

TITLE: Hold Me While You Wait SUMMARY: Remus Lupin just needs someone to hug him.

TITLE: If You’ll Be Waiting SUMMARY: Remus gets the Information that Sirius is probably still alive. He goes on a road trip to Germany with Harry to find him.

TITLE: In the Throws of You SUMMARY: Prompt 178: Sirius has a track record for picking bad BDSM doms, but luckily Remus is always there to provide the proper aftercare he needs.

TITLE: Ivory and Gold SUMMARY: Sirius Black is all Remus has been looking for and more. A muse, an inspiration, a theme he never wishes to let go. He’s magnetic. And Remus lets himself be pulled in.

TITLE: Let the Awful Song Be Heard, Bluebird SUMMARY: Prompt: I just miss you, in a quite simple desperate human way. I miss you even more than I could have believed; and I was prepared to miss you a good deal. So this letter is really just a squeal of pain. – Vita Sackville West In some ways, they are still Padfoot and Moony.

TITLE: making a fool out of myself (for you) SUMMARY: Sirius and Remus have been friends for years. However, unbeknownst to the other, both of them have a secret life working as a clown. Over the years, Remus and Sirius have competed against each other in the clown/birthday party circuit, becoming actual clown enemies of each other without knowing their true identities... until now, that is.

TITLE: Meet the Moonies SUMMARY: Remus introduces Sirius to his parents for the first time.

TITLE: Renewal SUMMARY: Remus and Sirius return to Remus's cabin together after the events of Harry's third school year come to a close. Remus decides that Sirius would be much better off with a haircut and some TLC.

TITLE: Sanctify My Body (With Pain) SUMMARY: When Remus leaves for what is essentially a suicide mission, Sirius finds himself grappling with the realities of a life where he doesn't know if the love of his life is dead or alive.

Perhaps the most confusing question in these situations is: which is worse?

TITLE: Siren songs SUMMARY: Sirius had heard of mermaids before, of course. They were all over the songs bards performed at his parents' table and the tall tales sailors traded in every port. He had never given much thought to whether or not the stories were true, though. Imagine his surprise when he and his best mates found themselves shipwrecked on an unfamiliar shore, with a breathtaking and mysterious merman for their only ally.

TITLE: Sweet Nuthin’ SUMMARY: When the summer between third and fourth year begins, Sirius expects it to be nothing but lazy days, harmless pranks with James, and the occasional meet-up with the rest of his friends from Hogwarts. Those plans go out the window rather quickly when he gets a sudden glimpse of Remus Lupin, a mysterious boy who changes everything about Sirius Black's life and shows him that love will always win in the end.

TITLE: Teddy’s Wedding SUMMARY: Teddy's wedding brings about memories of the past and hopes for the future.

TITLE: That Iron Taste SUMMARY: In the middle of a particularly bitter winter, a new attendee starts showing up in Father Black’s congregation. He is entirely unfamiliar and wholly arresting. In his wake there will be confusion, horror, heat, bliss, blood, and perhaps the end of reality itself.

TITLE: The Great Gay Pornstar Twitter Feud of 2020 SUMMARY: “So what I’m hearing is that you’ve got a date with your hot, clever, fellow porn-star twitter nemesis, of whom you once said ‘I’d rather die than let that pretentious knobcloud touch my dick’... is that about right?”

“... Yes.”

Or; Remus Lupin forgets to turn the fucking camera on.

TITLE: The King I Could Become SUMMARY: Prince Sirius of Nox has one thing he cannot stand. Or rather it should be said, one person. Prince Remus of Lupos. They had never gotten along well, though their kingdoms are close allies, but a disturbance in the lands has brought them together on a quest. They'll be able to take down this threat...if they can survive each other's presence first.

TITLE: The New Sailing Master SUMMARY: Sirius is a pirate, Remus is a fugitive, Remus manages to get a lift aboard the Blithering Idiot and it's love at first sight…

TITLE: Things We Can’t Say SUMMARY: Prompt 18: Angst during the first war, based on being on opposite sides. Trying to convince them to join the light side maybe, or accidentally injuring each other or close friends of each other.

TITLE: Thoroughly Debauched SUMMARY: Prompt: Remus riding Sirius in a chair

TITLE: To Admit What Is Not More Illegal SUMMARY: On Valentine’s Day in their seventh year at Hogwarts, Sirius tries to offer what Remus needs, and starts figuring out if he's ashamed of something, and if he is, what it is.

TITLE: You Would Be Calling Me Moony SUMMARY: A month after Sirius falls through the Veil, Remus starts seeing Sirius in his dreams. But they're only dreams...right?

[wolfstarlibrarian]

What are the ships jegulus and flonks?

Hello friend! Great question.

Jegulus = James Potter + Regulus Black

Flonks = Fleur Delacour + Nymphadora Tonks 

Both of these couples can be found in many wolfstar fics. There’s already a Jegulus list, and below are some Flonks fics for anyone who’s interested in some lovely wlw. 

Jegulus + Wolfstar

Flonks + Wolfstar

Love, Thievery, and Other Arts by @artymakeart Fleur hires Tonks as a live model study at the MET in New York. They fall in love...until Tonks had to return to work. Turns out they had more in common than expected.

No Dead Lesbians by yrfrndfrnkly, @saulaie, @hpwlwbigbang 

That one where Fleur joins in the Order, falls arse over teakettle in love with Tonks, becomes bffs with Sirius Black, and accidentally gets Tonks pregnant, all while banterously fighting the good fight against Big V.

Aging Gracelessly -orphaned account Remus is being dragged into the modern century by his son in the form of a brand-new smartphone. He means to text Teddy, and ends up accidentally meeting, and sharing his plight with another person in the same boat as him. Though Remus thinks it's just a passing moment, little does he know what wheels have been set in motion.

Your Heart in Exchange for Mine -orphaned account When eleven-year-old Remus Lupin offers to take care of the lonely star in the sky, Sirius, the star hears him--and falls. However by the time he reaches Earth, Remus is far older and has forgotten all about his vow. In an attempt to woo the beautiful Fleur Delacour with the fallen star, Remus finds his heart may belong to someone else. Stardust AU

Seaside by @nachodiablo Post-war, Wolfstar and Flonks take Teddy to the beach. This is an edited version of one of my Tumblr posts on these four clowns raising Teddy, which is slowly becoming my new favorite AU.

The Russian Menagerie by @hp-shessocold The Iron Curtain won't stop Sirius Black.

Pouvez-vous parler français? by PearlButterfly  Tonks decides to learn French to further connect with her girlfriend, Fleur. Turns out it's a bit more difficult than she first expected.

Cross My Heart by @blanketed-in-stars Things are different now, but Remus can't help remembering the ways in which they're the same.

Happy reading! 

[mugglenet]

Black Family Incorrect Quotes That Make Us Cackle - Part 1

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Black Family Incorrect Quotes That Make Us Cackle - Part 1

You know, as serious and as trepidation-inducing as the members of the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black may seem, they aren’t all that bad – in fact, they’re pretty normal deep, deep, deep down. Sure, they happen to be a family well-known for their immersion and expertise in Dark magic, and fine, many of their family have been, in some way, shape, or form, enmeshed in some pretty sadistic and cruel things. And yes, they also happen to be filled with loads of bigots who believe and practice blood purity so religiously that it’s honestly ridiculous at this point, but beneath the mad exterior, they’re still a relatively normal family.

And like all normal families, they have their fair share of chaos. Unlike other families, though, they’re only probably an eighth normal and the rest is all mad depravity.

So since that image is stuck in your head already, might as well see some snippets of things that we can all see the Blacks getting up to.

      Annoying Walburga is, indeed, a bonus – and a bloody brilliant one at that! Honestly, though, she may be an annoying banshee as a portrait (and probably during her living days too), but let’s give her a hand for having survived her two chaotic sons with her sanity somewhat intact.

    … yes. Absolutely. If there’s one thing about the Malfoys – and the Blacks, honestly – that will always ring true, it’s that they’d spare no expense if they think it’s even somewhat worth it. Andromeda thinks the same, of course, but Teddy keeps pulling Metamorphmagus tantrums, so she’ll stick with the floor candy because she really doesn’t want him to pull the “pig’s nose for a week” stint again.

          Ah, yes. Nothing is ever quite as interesting as the Black family dinner. Narcissa, pass the wine – we’ll need it once the clowns get drunk enough and start hexing each other. Or you know, until Bella, Sirius, and Regulus blow the place up.

      Regulus and Sirius have a love-hate relationship. Also, Regulus is actually the more chaotic brother; he just happens to show more of his chaotic neutral side around people.

Well, that’s it for the Black family incorrect quotes. Tell us what sort of stupidity these mad lads probably did in the comments!

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