#regretting everything rn

[absolutelyzoned]

not surviving this tummy ache guys.

-1 hp

-1 hp

-1 hp

[weonlyhadeachother]

aaauughhh look. Ik it’s not great I just needed something posted for today <\3

[tomikaii]

I was too ambitious… currently feeling every emotion

[apathyfairy]

last year i found a wii at goodwill for 25 dollars and it came with everything except a wiimote but it was in such good condition i was like hell yeah ill take it how hard can it be to find a wiimote. the answer is it's nearly impossible to find them at thrift stores now so i've spent like 8 months looking for ones in thrift stores but there wasn't a single one and then online but i just couldn't bring myself to spend 30 dollars on one single wiimote so i waited so. patiently. and then 2 weeks ago i finally found one at goodwill for 9 dollars but it was absolutely disgusting and the battery cover was missing and the compartment was all corroded so i put it back and regretted it the whole week but then this last weekend i went to savers and there was an absolutely perfect wiimote just sitting there with no corrosion and a jacket and the wrist strap and motion plus and the nunchuck was there too and i got it all for 10 dollars so the moral of the story is that sometimes things seem right for you in the moment but you have to recognize that they aren't and leave them behind so the things that are meant for you will in fact find you when the time is right. peace and love <3

[actuallyitsstar]

our past is a foreign country, our neighborhoods have changed. i was the fool who got l u c k y. you were the fool who flew s t r a i g h t. (insp).

[mossyflowers]

I love being aromantic because every now and then I get to play a very fun game of "am I crushing on this person or do I have no fucking idea what's going on and I'm just really fond of them"

[onsunnyside]

unrequited love is only fun in fanfic :( definitely not in real life

[greenbergsays]

Scrolling through Twitter this morning, I came across a tweet that said the 9-1-1 Murder Husbands fic was the freakiest thing that person had ever read

And ofc I've read the Murder Husbands fic, it's me, you can't tag something with "codependency" and "murder husbands" and expect me not to read it, that is my bread and butter

But the tweet gave me pause because while it was great, it was pretty much what you'd expect from, y'know, a murder husbands fic. It wasn't even particularly kinky from what I recall then again my barometer for that could be fucked up too

So it got me thinking about all the stuff I've read in fic and now I'm desperately, morbidly curious:

Drop me a line and tell me the weirdest/freakiest thing you've ever read in a fic and what fandom was it for? (Fic links are welcome but not required)

[lordleonster]

(over the speakers) bro (read: wife) how many fashion police asks did you get in the last week? { quan&ethlyn

@ladyleonster asked:

He's going to see her sooner or later, dressed ridiculously like this, so she figures she might as well make a show of it. Laughing, she gives a twirl to show off the entire ensemble before leaning into him. "It's Beowolf's," she explains before he has the chance to ask. She knows he'll ask. "I didn't think he'd actually go so far as to give it to me right then and there but now I'm stuck with it. You know I can't just back down." Her hands smooth the front of his clothes and her grin turns cheeky. It would be a waste not to tease him too. "So what do you think? Do I look beautiful?"

You are being tested. "I am being tested." Well. Say something???

"I love you."

You blister from your teeth, knowing full well that both Ethlyn and Beowolf will laugh regardless of your reaction. They are laughing. They have been laughing. You want to ask--

"Is he just walking around, claws out, like a raw chicken?"

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

"i mess up things and then i don't have the energy to fix them up" yes brain true sentence but no brain the appropriate response is NOT "therefore i should kill myself (and here's how)"

[greensaplinggrace]

the curse of playing any video game on the hardest difficulty even once is that there is literally no going back to an easier one afterward

[luvuomi]

“let me guess…your roman empire is pre released kazuha-” WRONG‼️ its marius von hagen

[riewiggles]

Remember

Remember when Markiplier broke Twitter because he pooped?

[cadaverre]

i take it all back i love having a crush i love having someone to go insane over i love feeling butterflies

[missninapea]

I'm thinking about leaving the Hazbin fandom entirely. Deleting every fanart I've made. EVERYTHING. The damage has already been done. They ruined my enjoyment and now I'm slowly starting to hate the show. Hating everyone who worked on it

[estradasphere]

I want to shave my head so bad 😔😔