#regardless theyd be besties i think.

[transheimdall]

convinced theyd be absolute best friends

[kiddokori]

i dont ship them per say i just think they understand each other in a way no one else can and while this could bring them together it’s much more likely for them to reject the horror of being known and cannibalize each other like oscars

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

i hate it when people will like have no ships right they'll not include a ship in anything but will also like. delete the entire relationship too. like look here's a hyperspecific example that only i care about

venti and the traveler (aether in my case) are a ship that exists. i like aeventi a good bit. some people dont and thats cool. but venti and the traveler are also FRIENDS. they canonically care about each other a good bit, theres text and voicelines and cutscenes that like prove this 70 times over. and i find sacrificing that bit of canon just because you dont view them romantically odd

[fyreinhell]

i want to draw Azazel and Lilith i love her design i think they’d be besties who have a fling at some point. (I just love her design okay she deserves the sapphic stick)

They’d be so upset when she disappears.

[clovisbrayai]

Ypu can kiss and fuck your friends if you want. In fact the latter is such a thing it has its own term. you can also choose to not do those things with a romantic partner. You can live with your friends or long distance a lover,monogamy is also optional. i would kiss my besties i would jump in front of a train for them i would do a fusion dance to stop the monster of the week with them.

I am genuinely confused at this point. What the fuck is the definition of a romance. Everything thats marked as a rule of romance is like, optional and you can do it with friends if you want. Like am i just being aro here or what bc it sounds like romance is some imaginary concept they made up for some people having an Even Better Ultra Best Friend tier theyd do things they wouldnt with casual friends.

right?? like there's no actual rules. but there are "Rules". in the absence of being able to clearly define things I've narrowed identifying love down to "would I be really torn up about it if you died" and romantic love to "I would like to kiss you". wider society is all "oh yeah if you fuck >1x you're dating" unless you declare FWB, in which case that entire relationship ceases to be important when you enter a "legitimate" monogamous relationship and they get replaced. the social rules of it are seemingly random and irrational. I think romantic love is real because ive seen it make enough people act completely deranged that there's no way it couldn't be. yet a lot of specifically het allo life seems like a competition to acquire the most desirable person regardless of how well you mesh with them and put up with them being unpleasant forever because you "love" them. I see people fall in love with strangers for having a nice face. it just doesn't make a single bit of sense to me. I was looking over the logs of the one person I thought I fell in love with and it straight up looks like I got manipulated into being a devoted stooge. so fuck if I know what a romance is. I don't think I do that

[alexcaninnit]

Infodumping is like an addiction /hj

But like… i want to ramble more about my au but.. hhh i must contain it and save it in a jar

Also out of curiosity how do you think your BS!AU would react to Canon?

Give it to me, lil dude.

Uhhh... leos would probably just be besties to be honest, though canon leo would be kinda weirded out by t he whole Actual Mom Big Mama thing.

Three and Donnie would get along fairly well, though donnie may think hes a bit too stiff and three might think he's a bit too much of a loose canon.

Spitfire and Mikey are SUPER different from each other, but i think theyd be friends regardless because. Cmon. Mikey.

And Raph would adopt banana raph. Im sorry, he would. You know it to be true.

[cirrates]

Shiver and Big Man!

prefacing this by saying I have not had the game that long nor have I finished story mode so I honestly do not know a lot about these characters sorry. shall do my best regardless.

shiver:

Sexuality Headcanon: bi Gender Headcanon: agender. A ship I have with said character: I dont really have any soery. A BROTP I have with said character: well the other members of deep cut of course but I think theyd be good friends with sheldon as well but maybe thats just because I like sheldon I think everyone should be friends with sheldon. #sheldonsweep A NOTP I have with said character: there arent any ships I've actually seen that I DISlike but I also dont really get people shipping them with frye the moment they dropped either like you literally just met them. but also I havent finished story mode either so I have no damn idea myself. I think theyr besties anyway. A random headcanon: I think theyd like really stupid jokes and puns and such. "why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9" will have them rolling. and I think upon discovering this frye and big man try to collect new stupid jokes to tell them. General Opinion over said character: I LIKE THEM theyr cool and awesome.

big man:

Sexuality Headcanon: bi man. big gay. big man loving man. I dont know. he likes dudes. Gender Headcanon: transmasc swag A ship I have with said character: IDK I've only had the game like a week A BROTP I have with said character: shiver and frye they are a matching set do not separate. A NOTP I have with said character: I have not seen anyone shipped with big man so I do not have any opinions A random headcanon: well I think hes just bewilderingly good at shuffling cards despite not having fingers General Opinion over said character: well I think hes fucking awesome. frye is my favoerite of deep cut but shiver and big man are tied for second.

[omegawolverine]

how do you feel about lawlight?

ough...mixed feelings.......they suck so bad and would be horrid for each other in canon but out of canon they would be so slay BUT ALSO their dynamic in canon is still a slay just in a different font?

like. okay. canon lawlight is good bc it CANT work, they are so obsessed with each other in the most homoerotic way but for the Worst Reasons, they love and understand each other bc of the way they both think but the way they think is also why light kills L in the end because, regardless of the fact that L doesnt actually care about the fact that the killing is wrong and instead just took up the case because it was interesting to him, they are still on opposing sides at the end of the day and L is getting in lights way. they r literally the definition of "they hate each other but they also fuck each other" except the hate is actually just poorly disguised rivalry while they also pretend to be bestie boo shawty bae coworkers

that being said. uh. well. lawlight is also good outside of canon because it COULD work then, too. if they did somehow meet (which lemme just say that fr the only reason they would ever meet is because lights bitch ass decided developing a god complex was the best thing he could do with his young adult life. in no other way would they meet unless it was briefly sometime down the line when light is some "respectable" police officer like his father. their souls are intertwined but its bc they were destined to destroy each other) in some alternate universe and they were just some dudes in college or they were both detectives and L was still the world famous detective L and not just orphan L Lawliet, they could still work because the reason they were good in canon was the way they think which is something theyd both still have regardless of whether or not that death note had been dropped. if they met, no death notes involved, light and L could challenge each other mentally in that way they both find oh so sexy while also like. not wanting to kill each other? which would be very slay pussy pop of them!

so ya. mixed feelings on lawlight but ultimately i think they r just the worst (affectionate)

[rigginsstreet]

I am permanently thinking bout how in my head at least fred went very abruptly from a sweet good natured apple pie American boy to a very rebellious question authority teenager pretty much as soon as he went through puberty and artie had such a chip on his shoulder about it when FREDS LOSS OF TRUST IN AUTHORITY AND HATRED FOR THE ESTABLISHMENT WAS PROBABLY DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO HOW DISILLUSIONED AND PISSED OFF HE GOT WHEN HE REALIZED HOW LITTLE THE ADULTS IN CHARGE ARTIE INCLUDED WERE WILLING TO GO AGAINST THE STATUS QUO SPECIFICALLY IN THE SITUATION OF FP BEING ABUSED AND EVERYONE IN TOWN TURNING A BLIND EYE FOR THEIR OWN COMFORTTTTTTTT ok im done screaming

YELLING!!!!!!

i am always thinking about fred running for mayor and how apparently the southside vote was crucial for winning and how fred opened up his entire house to a whole ass gang because hes just a good person like that but also growing up being besties with fp and alice and gladys he was the rare northsider who actually got to know that side of town and the people beyond the caricature created by the well to do families ... i know this has nothing to do with fps abuse lmfao but beyond that fred wouldve also seen how the police treated fp/the southsiders and yeah okay sometimes they were doing illegal shit that cant be argued BUT he also had firsthand knowledge that theyd get framed for shit too just because of where they lived also BET there were times thered be a group of them just hanging around somewhere and the cops would roll up talking about how they were making trouble when all they were doing was just standing there and fred would try explaining that to artie and hed be like “no...they were definitely up to something cops just dont go around arresting people psh”

anyway i say all this to say southsiders wouldve had his back regardless because they already trusted him also fp wouldve made them vote for him with a threat of murder because hes wholesome like that and fred wouldve actually done something with his political power to help them and give back, not like every other shady politician who keeps shitting all over them. the end.

[mychemicalaromanticism]

things ive already established r on this post

besties this got so fucking long but heres a giant ramble about cherri

okay so. there are huge differences betwn cherri as a hyperviolent drac hunter and cherri as a friend of the four and cherri as the girls mentor. with the first one he was 17 and desperate to distance himself from his upbringing so he went all in on Being A Killjoy. he was always one of the first ppl to rush into a fight and he fought hard. he blew up his fuckin hand with that attitude. and all the while he was just racking up more unaddressed trauma and eventually he ran away from that, too. giving himself radiation poisoning was more appealing than facing his problems.

so as a teenager/young adult hes kind of constantly in a panicked state. hes scared the people from his past are going to find him and drag him back with them. so he lashes out and he runs away over and over again.

i said in another post that he has some past life shit goin on which usually would give him a connection to the witch that manifests early in life, but with all the stuff hes gone through he has been Preoccupied. he can become oblivious to almost anything that doesnt apply to whatever hes focused on. not in a hyperfocus way its likeeeeee. when u live on survival mode during prolonged periods of stress. hes immune to magic bullshit bc hes too tired and scared.

anyways around his mid-20s he finally has a little more stability (as much as the average person living in the zones can have, that is) and he finally notices that Weird Stuff happens around him. basically: out of my list of Powers People Connected To The Witch Have he has the prophetic dreams/enhanced intuition as well as a form of sensing ghosts where he can see auras and kind of like, echoes of past events in ppls lives. that look like auras. itz complicated and not of utmost importance so im leaving it at that.

anyways thats what makes him start writing poetry. just 4 funsies he'll describe his weird experiences and embellish them to make em pretty. just as a casual hobby n all that.

he would forget fun ghoul in between the times they ran into each other but its pretty easy to be reminded of who fun ghoul is. the most insane 10 year old cherri has ever met. cherri isnt a brother figure to ghoul. hes just. his friend that happens to be more than twice his age. its whatever lmao

to cherri, ghoul is kinda like a stray animal he keeps seeing. which is hilarious. ghoul actually goes and finds him to introduce him to jet when they start running together, and cherri meets party and kobra (spark and birdie at the time) when he drives the four of them to a party. because he has a truck hell yeah. so now instead of one stray animal he has, like, a feral cat colony that he drives around occasionally. i have no real-life human relationship equivalent to them because irl if some guy that is not related to any of you and isnt even a childhood or family friend and theyre hanging out with you? they are usually not a safe person lmao. but this is my fantasy land and im too stubborn to change anyones birth years even though ghoul being born in 2004 makes everything really hard to make not creepy.

so yeah hes a casual somewhat friend of the fab four. hed probably get more and more concerned as they got famous. the beginnings of any sort of protective feelings, awww :) that sets him up for becoming the girls mentor.

OH FUCK. THE GIRL..... i think if i was in my late 20s and i heard that the gang of 13-17 year olds had adopted a 5 year old kid i would go bananas. what the fuck. it is a LONG while before cherri meets her. but he has the strongest affection for ghoul (if you could even call it that) and ghoul absolutely adores the girl and swings her around under her arms like a cat to show her off to cherri and its very endearing and the girl is sweet and funny so its easy to be around her. and (unfortunately) she is somewhat used to interacting with weird easily agitated people so she kinda gives him space. cherri isnt quite the uncle figure the fandom usually makes him (i luv uncle cherri sm but he simply cannot exist in the universe ive created, f), but hes a little similar.

and then the four had to go and pretend to die. lol.

when the girl was kidnapped, fucking everyone who knew her was ready to storm the city then and there. like regardless of how little you knew her, if you had ever met her you would fucking die for her. she is pure childish charisma and shes precious. i love the girl. so cherris immediately on board with whatever plan the four make to get her back. ive already talked abt how it fucked up the girl tho; there was no way to tell her that the four werent actually dead, she sees the building collapse and she shuts down. and cherri has to fight against his instinct to leave the radio station and never come back when he sees an eight year old girl sitting dissociated on the couch. that fucks everyone up.

i just realized i havent talked about literally anyone else at the radio station. i think cherri started lingering around the station bc it was safe and sheltered while also not being a popular spot. there are less kids there (people pass through but its not a hangout spot). he was kind of just hanging around to get away from the heat and noise and dr d took notice. because that man can see ur soul and no one knows if thats literal or not. so theyd chat a few times a day and show pony was the one 2 get him out of his shell a little and also was the first one he mentioned his poetry hobby to. im making this all up right now as im writing bc i dont know anything about LITERALLY any of the ppl associated w the radio like im not even going 2 try with chimp n newsie i do not have the willpower to tackle all that. justttt. cherri pony n D become bros and live 2gether there.

back 2 the regular timeline. the rescue mission happens in 2019. the girl lives at the station until 2023. during that time she is very much depressed and withdrawn and is only happy when the four come to visit. none of the Adults know how to help her so they just keep her safe and cared for and hope she'll open up to them.

she does not. she takes the weird cat thats been hanging around and she runs away.

cherri does not see her for three years. shes still worse for wear in the mental health department and he can see all kinds of visions of what shes been through since the last time he saw her and he fucking hates the ultra vs bc they remind him of his past. he does not want her going down that path but its obvious that she isnt crazy abt the ultraviolence thing either so thats a relief.

they have a kind of tense relationship throughout the comics. he feels like he failed her and that spirals into feeling like he failed the four for not being a good adult to them and fun ghoul for not helping enough when his commune was bombed and all kinds of shit and that irrational thinking mixed with plain old, yknow, caring about the girl, is what makes him take a bullet (laser. whatever) for her.

i was trying to figure out the timing of each of their ghost experiences, but i want both of them to talk to the witch and im just gonna make it like dreams where a whole buncha stuff happens but irl its been like seconds. so its like barely a second while the girl has her Witch Convo and cherri FINALLY gets a straight answer, yes there is weird shit going on with him having powers. he doesnt have any story-significant past lives because im lazy, hes just an old soul. like really fuckin old. the amount of latent life experience and stuff his soul/energy/whatever has picked up along the way makes him VERY noticeable to gods n stuff. he fuckin lights up all the alarms like what the FUCK is that over there. she wasnt rly able to get to him or even properly notice him while he was a kid and a young adult so shes happy to finally see him again. he has a STRONG sense of familiarity with her. they know each other on a wild ass level that he cant really comprehend.

welp thats some more lore I'll have 2 think abt. anywayz

post canon is when he and val get to have the most awkward spiderman meme moment of realizing that they have the same trauma SOOOOO thatz fun lol /s sorry kings i thought it would be fun to give u something fucked up to bond over <3

not much changes in his personality. he has a better understanding of Weird Magic and delights in freaking out the ultra vs but for the most part he returns to his life at the radio station. i love him

THIS GOT SO CRAZY LONG I DID NOT MEAN 2 GO THROUGH EVERY PART OF HIS LIFE LIKE SOME WEIRD CHARACTER STUDY but here we are. this is basically a first draft like almost all of this is subject to change but u gotta start somewhere. so heres my start i love this guy. its probably obvious but i have not read ANY twitterverse killjoys stuff </3 maybe i will someday idk

[boycottmilk]

no one fucking cares enough to read the content of my messages, they just assume its in a rude yelling tone when literally im just saying facts and each part of the essays i write to finally put words to my thoughts niw that i have someone other than hades to look after, and they dont want me to even say theyre name. they were m whole kife and reason for living to take care of them. i knew theyd choose chey over me but to break it off so fast like it was nothing, like i wasnt doing full service to get them the quality of life thats below what they deserve, i mean they deserve so much more, so i guess, leaving them monthly checks the same to them, ill never stop loving and supporting them as a sister, but ruck im angry that they didnt even read or care about me writing a long message to their girlfried about how shes disrespected and ungreatful to a degree that she doesnt care about my health that i sacrifice to make the 20 minute walk and hour round trip to see them. that i do full service to get them cloths or help with whatever. i know its petty cash but being this disabled and in poverty it takes so much out of me, and its worth it because we grew up together and my whole reality is based on them. im gonna kill myself and these babies that are as big as a russet potato. i can feel at least 3 of them when i press down. it was supposed to be hades getting pregnant rirst with chey whos said to my face and behind my back she doesnt want me involved in her life or her childrens. i thiught we were friends until hades needed alone time for the first time in 2 years and told chey to stay at my place and she said, that worse.

i know they think im in the wrong for saying why shes disrespectful and why hades deserves better, but im nice er and amacable and not cruel or mean, and chey takes that as my whole identity, being stupid and slow and distant but also anything i share is oversharing. she said once she cant stand to look at me because of my scars. never agnoledged that im so disabled i need a wheelchair and she has me walk far with her and a quick pace because i dont complain. just be kind and nice. why is that gaslighting. why is that cruel. the only thing that matters in the world are actions and spoken words, regardless of the reason. hades and i broke up. chey was never my bestie in the first place bc my kindness and respectful listening wasnt enough. shes gonna have babies with my life partner and i just have to move on.lyla broke up with me when she heard the woed pregnant. ryan mitchel montgomery stood by my side for 4 days straight when all i asked was help doing laundry cause i was losing my mind and my health rapidly bc this is too much to deal with. what part of that is cruel? chey has a home with a family that loves her and can leave, this is hades personal voucher.i knew i wouldnt barely be involved bc chey doesnt want me to raise her kids, shes said that, after 8 years of us holding on to eachother and nothing wlse kept us alive but planning a family... i hope they find freedom and happyness without me bc aparently they cant deal with me being half as rude as they always are. im okay and accepting with theyre communication style and cheyenne cant stand it, more than that chey thinks she knows ades more because she dated them for like a year in highschool. i was there the day they broke up until the day they got back together,. i knew id raise my kids on my own with hades as a babysitter and our children being siblings. im too hesrt broken over hades, lyla, cheyenne, ryan, tabetha, none of them care about me anymore now that i have a reason to be pushy with not dealing with theyre stressers that theyve put on me so casually. i am kind and forgiving, but her saying my note to send to hades when i die in a few minutes or hours is gaslighting and evil and everything i told her is a lie, shows the depth of her character real well. i guess its me snd my cats, and levi and quinn, alexis and jane, my aunt andy, and im gonna live alone with their help as needed. im gonna have to try again to get pregnant on perpose when these drug and alcohol poisoned babies, with bad frostbite a broken ankle and many hard falls from it fpgiving out, and no will to live. i wish i knew sooner. goodbye all.

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

Ali: Ich glaub ich spinne Carly: wtf Carly: do you want a drink babe? Ali: ze german, baby Ali: i'll say no but get why you're saying yes so early Carly: k more for me Carly: nobodys in a sharing mood today Ali: yeah? Carly: yea Carly: no fun Ali: Leben ist kein Ponyhof Carly: give drew a slap for me k Ali: it would be my pleasure Ali: can i ask how he's pissed on your parade from over here tho Carly: the boy played me Carly: he wanted me to beg for what id just given him the prick Carly: shouldnt have drunk this much this soon my bad Ali: he's a fuckboy Ali: you knew that Ali: my sister on the other hand remains frustratingly oblivious Carly: dont be mad at me Carly: ive been trying to get him to dump her this whole coach ride Ali: I'm not mad at you, babe Ali: no room with how much ugh I have for him Ali: well, hopefully she will him Carly: he thinks shes gonna fuck him in berlin Ali: prick Ali: won't when she finds out Carly: you cant say anything cuz i wasnt meant to Ali: Let himself fuck it up then Ali: he's not being subtle Carly: he cant do subtle Carly: me and him have that in common like Ali: Carly Ali: do you like him? Carly: why Ali: because I think you do Carly: it doesn't matter what you think Carly: he thinks she's girlfriend material & im a slag Carly: hes not wrong either Ali: If you like him, then you should say Ali: regardless, shouldn't let him be a cunt to you, and Ro in the process Ali: who the fuck is he Carly: ha Carly: i dont like anyone baby Carly: I'm just bored Carly: berlins a whole new party Ali: well, good Ali: one less worry Ali: I wish you the perfect holiday fling Carly: aw Carly: youre still the sweetest Carly: sure you dont want a drink while theres some left? Ali: need it now so fuck it Ali: chuck it over Carly: come over Carly: you kno youre the sporty one Carly: i cant be throwing things round the coach Ali: alright, you calling baby spice, I assume? Carly: or scary Carly: depends whos asking Carly: cant be posh tho Ali: yeah you can Ali: she weren't even and you can rock that pout just as well Carly: aw Carly: you should be baby tho youre the cutest Ali: little school all over again, we can't all be baby, lads! 😂 Ali: i'll be ginger, if you wore that iconic dress on your site, you'd get lynched Carly: yea Carly: & if anyone would cause drama by going solo its you Carly: Marlene been knew Ali: Ouch 💔 Ali: but fair Ali: Already thinking about her due to namesake birthplace but you really went there Ali: please tell me I haven't tanked as hard, not got Drew's fragile ego like but 😥 Carly: you kno im just mad youre not thinking about me Carly: dont listen to a word i say Carly: goldies got a fragile heart now too, so sad you broke up w me & stole his bf on top Carly: someone think of the golden god Ali: baby Ali: yeah, that's TOTALLY what the weird vibe is all about Ali: moody twat, soz a threesome is outta the question now Carly: he likes you too Carly: thats a thing Carly: playing like im the one hung up but he is Ali: Nah Ali: that boy don't know what he wants Ali: not down for him using my bestie and sister to find out though, fuck off and soul search like the rest Carly: he wants you Carly: but you got your boy & he shouldnt be trying to mess w Carly: meant to be his boy too Ali: so he reckons but give him 5 minutes before he weren't arsed Ali: don't trust him as far as I can throw him so ain't taking his word on that either like Ali: exactly Ali: 🐍 Carly: id leave him alone if he was happy being w her but i kno he isnt Carly: not letting him lie to me Ali: it doesn't have to be your problem Ali: or your job to make him happy Ali: knew it though Carly: ha Carly: it isn't my problem Carly: & i cant keep a job you kno Carly: couldnt do that one if i was paid like Ali: no one can babe Ali: not to be that hippie cliche about it Ali: but forreal, gotta do that shit himself Carly: its Carly: how he makes me feel sometimes Carly: not happy im not living that lie but Carly: its not nothing & sometimes its good you kno Ali: yeah Ali: i know Ali: but you can have more, if you want Ali: that is possible Ali: you don't have to settle for sometimes good Carly: youre sweet but youre a dreamer babe Carly: ive got nothing going on not in my head & not around me Carly: theres no more than settling down on the site or settling for being off whenever i can Ali: s'not true Carly: yea it is Carly: you dont want it to be but that dont mean its not Carly: me and that boy have more in common than not being subtle like Ali: it ain't Ali: doesn't have to be Ali: nothing is set in stone unless you pour the fucking cement yourself, like Carly: it doesnt have to be doing it but it can still get poured Carly: forget it tho Carly: im drinking on empty & feeling sorry for myself Carly: no fun in that Ali: ain't that fast drying Ali: dust yourself off and run Carly: where to babe Carly: nowhere to go but the coach bathroom Carly: been there done that Ali: well hang on a bit and we'll be in a whole new country, babe Ali: promise is a promise and we can start in Berlin Carly: but 3s a crowd when its not a party Carly: im not trying to mess you & your boy up Carly: cant tell drew off if i do Ali: nah Ali: it ain't like that Ali: not got the blinkers on and knowing each other's passwords and schedules Ali: got trust Carly: yea? Carly: got food too or Carly: cuz im gonna vom if you say no Ali: Yes Ali: Lemme food parcel Carly: if you havent lost the knack Carly: been awhile Ali: 😔 Ali: i'm soz Carly: dont be Carly: you kno i love you Carly: no drama Ali: i love you too Ali: and you would tell me if you needed something wouldn't you Ali: 'cos that ain't changed, i'm still here Ali: unlucky bitch Carly: unlucky for you Carly: shouldnt be on site unless theres something in it for you babe Carly: all i need is to remember breakfast before i get on a sess Carly: & to dilute my spirits sometimes too Ali: there is, you nutter Ali: there you go, who said school trips weren't educational? only on the bus and you're whacking out the wisdom already Carly: not as thick as i look Carly: ms woodfield was thinking it too i reckon Carly: she might kno but im still gonna blame the shit driver if i vom Carly: try and stop me bitch Ali: you look nothing but amazing hush Ali: she's down with the kids, she'll hold your hair back Carly: you hush Carly: trying to make me emotional in front of the front of the coach Ali: it's alright, join Millie Rooney and say you're homesick 😉 Carly: idk whats sadder everyone thinking im crying over an empty caravan or that prick thinking its about him Ali: 😬 i know what i reckon Ali: better dry those tears, babygirl Carly: get his phone for me tho yea Carly: i am mad he gets me & i get nothing back Carly: use the magic Ali: use my mad hacking skillz gotcha Ali: but should I use them for good and accidentally forward some incriminating shit to Ro? 🤔 Ali: this is why we're not meant to play God Carly: do what you must Carly: i trust you Ali: don't worry, sure you're not the only girl he's been chatting too Ali: no offense meant obvs but you know Ali: don't have to drop you in it, as if its your fault but idk, Ro isn't always willing to be entirely rational when it comes to him Carly: idc she never liked me much anyways Carly: better that than dropping some naive random in it Carly: everyones seen me naked if it blows up Carly: old news Carly: & the vid was good too i look hot Ali: hmm, good point on the random Ali: and I don't doubt that you did Ali: I'll have to think on this a bit harder Carly: k Carly: if everyone gets in my inbox ill kno Ali: god Ali: people are gross Carly: can be fun sometimes Carly: cant all be angels like you babe Ali: 🖕 Ali: you know i ain't Carly: i kno you are Carly: too sweet Ali: pot kettle baby Ali: but your secret's safe with me 😘 Carly: ha Carly: its no secret im only sweet to you so youre the only one who needs to kno Ali: 'cos people suck Ali: that's no secret Ali: not gonna waste your time, are you, like Carly: not as good at picking out the deserving ones as you Carly: no secret i fuck up more than i dont Carly: how many bad decisions can i make before berlin tho Ali: nah, you're just too nice for your own good Ali: you know he don't deserve it but people have made the same (wrong) judgment on you so you can't do it back Ali: to anyone Ali: even genuinely shitty people, or people who'd be better off for the nudge of nah Carly: now whos dropping the wisdom Carly: ill just screenshot those few sentences for my ma when she's on at me Carly: im a nice person bitch Ali: 💅☕ though Ali: i'll translate it into spanish for her if she's not getting the memo in plain english Carly: ha Carly: she got well excited cuz she thought berlin had a red light district Carly: thought she was gonna get in my bags Carly: one way to stop me fucking drew in the front row but Ali: pretending i didn't hear that last bit ew Ali: moving on Ali: she wanna get in the windows or like? Carly: she did get the sack so probs Carly: or she thinks itll be like magic mike the german dub idk Ali: oh honey Ali: every nights a hen night Ali: 🙄 Carly: imagine if theyd let mas and das on this trip Carly: i couldnt have come Ali: me either Ali: no one needs that Carly: your ma is so scary Carly: but shed put goldie in his place Carly: probs shouldve brought her Carly: keep me behaving Ali: she literally wants to murder him Ali: need a restraining order and more than mr murray and mr latimer to keep her back Carly: ha Carly: love it Carly: cant she break up the happy couple Carly: my da did me & this beautiful traveller lad that took my v Ali: 💔 Ali: is he married now Ali: if we're doing matchmaking Ali: but in answer, she learnt that forbidding something makes it 1000x more likely to happen and in more secretive, intense ways so Ali: I'm soz Ro, really fucked you over on that one Carly: idk my da literally moved them on Carly: threat of getting the law Carly: k but he still wouldnt be into it Carly: i feel bad for her Ali: ugh Ali: so romeo and juliet, baby you must've been so about it 'til he fucked it up that hard Ali: yeah, i know Ali: i'll figure out something Carly: i was only 12 so i did have the mindset Carly: worth it tho Carly: prettiest boy ive ever seen Ali: swizzle on that, goldilocks Carly: everyone wanted to fuck him Carly: the whole site was feeling the love Carly: fun times Ali: like a beatle was living in your back garden Ali: love that Carly: i peaked Carly: all there is now is a golden god who behaves like a idiot boy Ali: i mean, won't take offense 😒 sat right here and all but no 😉 Ali: there's a whole world of dick out there i promise you Ali: some attached to boys who don't behave like one Carly: ha Carly: you know you're my fave Carly: but youre sat next to him so I cant tell it Ali: 💚 Ali: won't even tell you who i lost my v to Ali: too shaming Carly: now you have to Ali: 😬😫 Ali: okay but then i'm going for a piss so i don't have to feel the pity Carly: baby id never feel sorry for you Carly: w my life come on Ali: you might sympathize though 'cos it was ronan Ali: why he got all weird, probs Ali: eurgh repressed memories flooding back in with the shame 😂 Carly: shit Carly: i told drew all first times are bad but wouldnt wish him on you like that Carly: oh ronan Carly: he better not have treated you like he did me Carly: ill fucking kill him like Ali: aw babe Ali: my hero 💪 Ali: you know what he's like but that shit is long in the past with us so meh Carly: im gonna cry Carly: babe thats sad Carly: & now ms woodfield is staring at me k Ali: don't cry silly Ali: is what it is Carly: im crying and planning murder Ali: you went there too, and other various dickheads, so where's my invite to this party? Carly: but youre perfect Carly: and it was your first time Carly: actual tears in the front row Ali: oh babe Ali: i'm coming over Ali: bog roll in hand Carly: youre too good Carly: im so sad Ali: 😇 that's you Carly: all you tho Ali: nu-uh Ali: you you you Carly: i cant argue cuz im blinded by my tears Ali: not the greatest victory I've ever then Ali: but I'll take it if you smile again Carly: waiting for ms woodfield to tell me i need jesus Carly: ill laugh then Ali: okay, i'll try and lead the convo and her like Ali: we got this, woody Carly: nah if you try and lead her anywhere itll only go one way Carly: teachers pet Ali: 😂 Ali: do you reckon she loves that everyone lowkey drools over her 'cos she's the right side of 40 Ali: or is she desperately job hunting like these fucking kids Carly: i can see in her eyes she loves it Carly: she hates me cuz i dont Carly: facts Ali: not 'cos you never do your work, nah 😏 Carly: & im drunk as fuck rn on her watch Ali: i mean Ali: if YOU were doing your job properly darling Ali: mad you beat her to it, they always get plastered on trips Carly: yea Carly: bet shed take nudes in the bathroom if she had someone to send them to Ali: ooh what teacher could she homewreck Ali: school trip always a perfect place to start an affair Carly: Mr O'Brien could get it if you were old Ali: good shout Ali: getting out my bow as we speak Carly: Mr Cork is alright too but he looks like he'd shower after holding hands Carly: weird Ali: I mean Ali: cleanliness is next to godliness Ali: dirty hoe Carly: ha Carly: you kno it Ali: might be a serial killer Ali: but you wouldn't catch nowt off him Carly: dont have to go home if he murders me Carly: scatter me in berlin lad Ali: 😨😭 noooooo Ali: even if i could go neeson and avenge you Carly: dont go neeson off set tho Carly: your boy wouldnt love the racism Ali: don't wanna be that bitch Ali: problematique Carly: enough bitches on this coach Carly: for once not looking at you ms woodfield Carly: we ever getting there? i thought getting wasted would make me less bored not more Ali: and lowkey racists Ali: all comes out the woodworks when you outed, that gay bashing all afresh like Ali: seriously, why couldn't we go on a plane Carly: & overt racists Carly: that cash tho Carly: how would the teachers afford to get wrecked if they blew the budget Carly: gotta blow each other first Ali: ☕ Ali: dickheads Carly: when goldilocks isnt the biggest twat on the coach tho Carly: idk what to do w that Carly: universe trying to make me like him Ali: give him time Ali: sure he'll reclaim his title 💪 Carly: he'd love a crown Carly: or a medal Carly: get crafting Ali: only if I can get biblical Ali: crown of thorns, you mean barbed wire, okay Carly: ha Carly: im tired come & nap w me Ali: okay boo Ali: as far as pillows go 😏 Carly: serious Carly: i dont wanna sleep on my own Carly: hate it Ali: i remember Ali: coming Ali: promise