#reddie quotes

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Robin: You know, as a lesbian, I've never hit on a guy before.

Steve: *squints* Where is this going?

Robin: I'm just saying, what? Because I'm a lesbian I'm not allowed to hit on a guy.

Steve: *confused* No one's stopping you?

Robin: *checks her watch* Next guy that comes in.

Steve rolls his eyes. The bell above the store rang as Eddie walked through the door. Steve froze, and Robin grinned.

Steve: Oh, no.

Eddie walked towards Steve, but then Robin pushed her way in front of him.

Robin: *winks* Hey, pretty boy, you're talking to me today.

Eddie: Okay, what is this?

Robin: Your hair looks great. . . I kind of just want to sink my fingers into it. . . Pull on it in all the right ways. . .really make you scream. . .big boy.

Eddie: *panicking* Am I in the wrong universe?! Is today opposite day? What memo did I not get? Steve, Robin, did you actually manage to switch bodies, or is that still just a joke?

Robin: Are those new pants? They look good on you.

Eddie: *shrieks*

Robin: . . . They'd look better on Steve’s floor.

Steve: Robin!

Eddie: *sighs in relief* Thank God!

Steve: She's not wrong, though. You are a pretty boy, your hair looks great, and your pants definitely would look better on my floor.

Eddie: 😳

[incorrect-losers]

Went: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other

Richie: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever

Richie & Eddie: *Hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together*

Went: You wanna tell me how this happened?

Eddie: Well, Bill thought-

Went: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that

[liv45no]

Richie: you’ve been in such a bad mood lately.

Stan: bad mood?

Stan: I’m sorry, haven’t I been bursting in a song enough for you lately? Would you like me to click my heels together or skip like a school child?!

Richie: yes. to all of that.

[thelosers-club]

mike: a huge mechanical bird attacked me

ben: a mummy was stalking me

bill: i keep seeing the ghost of my dead brother

eddie: what about you richie

richie: personally i really dont like furries

[incorrect-itquotes]

Eddie, walking in to a room: "Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things." *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Richie, out of breath: "HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS."

[psychotickid28]

(not mine)

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Reddy: Hm, Mr Hale has been rather quiet today.

Bidwell: Yeah, it’s quite nice actually.

Reddy: ...

Bidwell: ...

Redwell: We should check on him.

Bidwell: Immediately.

[headcanonthings]

Richie: What are your adjectives? Eddie:...you mean my pronouns? Richie: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are you adjectives? Eddie:...I dunno. What are yours? Richie: Noise and chaotic! Eddie: I've never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

[thatgaygirlfromderry]

Eddie: How much did you spend on this date? Richie: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie: *to Robin and Steve* Who are these people you're gossiping about again?!

Robin: Oh, we don't actually gossip about real people.

Steve: Yeah, we learned that lesson the hard way.

Robin: So, now we make up people and their backgrounds. We gossip about them.

Eddie: I have been invested for over an hour over people who are NOT real?!

Steve and Robin: Yeah.

Eddie: *throwing up his hands* Either write a fucking book or join Hellfire!

Steve and Robin: *looks at each other before looking back at Eddie* Nah.

Eddie: *screams*

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Pretty cool, huh, Bill?

Richie: Uh, I thought it was cool

Eddie: I don’t give a fuck what you think

[liv45no]

Bill: did I fucking st-stutter?

Beverly: yes?

Bill: *already crying*

[wilted-rose-143]

Eddie: banging a pen on the table out of frustration Richie: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Eddie: I— Eddie: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

[skeletons-and-roses]

Pennywise: I know your secret~

Richie: Wait how do you know I’m gay?

Pennywise: Ya know how I can smell fear?

Richie: Yeah…and?

Pennywise: I can smell your fruitiness from a mile away!

Richie:

Pennywise:

Richie: I’m gonna kill this fucking clown

[mitskiloverx]

“I don’t smoke, except for when I’m missing you

To remember your mouth, how it tasted true

And I don’t smoke except for after I’ve held you, baby

Being with you makes the flame burn good.”

[clericxhood777]