#reddie incorrect

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie: Hey, Robin, you know that fae folklore where some fairies have to count salt when it's spilled in front of them?

Robin: Yeesss, where are you going with this, buddy?

Eddie: Well, if Steve trips in front of a fairy, do you think it would have to count his moles?

Robin: I don't know, depends on if his moles taste like salt or not:

Steve: *walking back into the living room* Okay, got the popcorn! I might have - EDDIE!

Eddie had gotten up, grabbed Steve’s face, and licked the moles on his cheek.

Eddie: *gasps* Robin! It tastes like salt. . .AND butter!

Steve: *blushing* Yeah, that's because I ate a couple of pieces. Jesus.

Eddie: *thinking about counting Steve’s moles* I wish I was a fairy.

Steve: Dude! We do NOT like to be called that!

Eddie gaped at him the rest of the night, trying to figure out if he was a mythical creature or not when actually Steve has yet to tell Eddie he's bisexual.

[incorrect-losers]

Went: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other

Richie: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever

Richie & Eddie: *Hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together*

Went: You wanna tell me how this happened?

Eddie: Well, Bill thought-

Went: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that

[thelosers-club]

mike: a huge mechanical bird attacked me

ben: a mummy was stalking me

bill: i keep seeing the ghost of my dead brother

eddie: what about you richie

richie: personally i really dont like furries

[liv45no]

Eddie: my mother can’t come to the wedding. She was at a yoga retreat and she fell out of a warrior pose and she broke her hip.

Richie: should we consider the possibility that someone pushed her?

Eddie: Rich, please! They were a bunch of peace-loving hippies who spent two weeks in the rainforest with my mother!

Eddie: OF COURSE someone pushed her!

[skeletons-and-roses]

Pennywise: I know your secret~

Richie: Wait how do you know I’m gay?

Pennywise: Ya know how I can smell fear?

Richie: Yeah…and?

Pennywise: I can smell your fruitiness from a mile away!

Richie:

Pennywise:

Richie: I’m gonna kill this fucking clown

[incorrect-itquotes]

Eddie, walking in to a room: "Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things." *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Richie, out of breath: "HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS."

[psychotickid28]

(not mine)

[headcanonthings]

Richie: What are your adjectives? Eddie:...you mean my pronouns? Richie: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are you adjectives? Eddie:...I dunno. What are yours? Richie: Noise and chaotic! Eddie: I've never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Reddy: Hm, Mr Hale has been rather quiet today.

Bidwell: Yeah, it’s quite nice actually.

Reddy: ...

Bidwell: ...

Redwell: We should check on him.

Bidwell: Immediately.

[thatgaygirlfromderry]

bev: eddie, can we give you some advice? eddie: what? is it the way i’m dressed? richie: well, yes… but it’s too late for that.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

me when i make a knee jerk reaction post instead of researching a topic

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Eddie: *to Robin and Steve* Who are these people you're gossiping about again?!

Robin: Oh, we don't actually gossip about real people.

Steve: Yeah, we learned that lesson the hard way.

Robin: So, now we make up people and their backgrounds. We gossip about them.

Eddie: I have been invested for over an hour over people who are NOT real?!

Steve and Robin: Yeah.

Eddie: *throwing up his hands* Either write a fucking book or join Hellfire!

Steve and Robin: *looks at each other before looking back at Eddie* Nah.

Eddie: *screams*

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Pretty cool, huh, Bill?

Richie: Uh, I thought it was cool

Eddie: I don’t give a fuck what you think

[class-of-classic-blog]

Maid Marian: I'm kind of seeing someone, but i'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it.

Red: Just rip the bandaid off.

Maid Marian: It's Robin.

Red: Put the bandaid back on.

[liv45no]

Richie: you’ve been in such a bad mood lately.

Stan: bad mood?

Stan: I’m sorry, haven’t I been bursting in a song enough for you lately? Would you like me to click my heels together or skip like a school child?!

Richie: yes. to all of that.

[mysticalarmand]