#redactedverse headcanon

[grilledcheezy92]

We all know Asher has a spiked collar (imo it's a martingale so that Baaabe can tug on it whenever)

But headcanon that Baaabe also has a collar (more like a choker) bc while they generally dom, the relationship being an equal give and take is super important to both of them

[romeo-the-homeo]

werewolf body horror is under utilised- imagine pissing a guy off and his bones start rippling under his skin only to settle back as if nothing happened because he decided you werent worth it

[aimedis]

redacted asmr headcanons pt.3

-darlin’ gives sam puppy dog eyes all the time both with or without their own acknowledgement (they bite their lip too and it drives sam fucking insane)

-wolves don’t particularly enjoy being touched around their lower back area, even the most controlled wolf will get uncomfortable and/or shift instinctively to protect themselves

-asher and baabe are literally johnny and mavis 

-vincent and lovely are always together. always. (where one is, the other is not far behind) 

-gavin telling freelancer they’re pretty every single day 

-freelancer telling gavin he has the kindest heart every single day (and that he’s pretty) 

-freelancer plays volleyball (they’re on a recreational team)

-darlin' and milo will forever have beef with asher and asher will always harass them. when milo says "ash, ew.." darlin' says "ash, what the fuck.."

-david ‘hardass’ shaw brought to his knees begging for forgiveness because angel called him david once 

-freelancer and huxley feed off each other’s energy and they’re both adorably loud when around each other 

-gavin and freelancer get violently upset if they’re not around each other for more than a day

-“your eyes are so pretty” was one of the first things coworker said to lasko and he stopped breathing for a solid minute

-under extreme stress, cutie loses control of their powers and it can either make them slide out of someone’s head or into everyone’s head (during the inversion they could hear everyone’s thoughts and they were trying to fight off a panic attack the whole time)

-milo and darlin' make fun of each other’s trauma (milo: “that’s why your dad doesn’t fucking love you” darlin': “your dad doesn’t love you either, bitch”)

[anunmarkedface]

Bigots are getting real fucking comfortable in this fandom.

Lasko has been fucked in the ass by gavin.

David and Asher have fucked in the imperium .

Erik makes it very clear that these characters are up to your interpretation and had included many allegories for the struggles of racism and transphobia in his work.

Do not project your bigotry onto these characters, we do not want you here.

Fight me I fucking dare you.

[skunkox]

Puppy Dog Eyes

Who's using them least to most often

David:

Doesn't realize he's doing it and wouldn't believe you if you told him he was either. It mostly happens when he wants Angel to sit still and cuddle with him. Angel teases him about it every now and then. He'll just bury his head in the crook of their neck and deny it.

Milo:

Strategically uses them. Like when he wants to get out of playing a horror game. Or when he's trying to win a debate. Milo has been known to pick up Aggro and hold him next to his face. Puppy eyes on full display. The combo is lethal, and he knows it. There's also a quick change from puppy eyes to bedroom eyes that still boggles Sweetheart.

Darlin':

Does it all the time and doesn't even know. David, Ash, and Milo has seen it at least once. How quickly Sam would fold and how he'd struggle to hold himself back from locking them in a bear hug. They didn't wanna believe it when the guys joked about it, but Baaabe was quick to come with receipts. A picture found in the Mates group chat and taken by Sweetheart proved otherwise.

Asher:

All the damn time and to everyone. That's just how he's wired. Asher has one of those faces it's hard to say no to. It's not impossible, but it happens. Especially when he does it to people he's known nearly his entire life. There's a 50/50 success rate when it comes to Baaabe. They're used to his antics and doesn't have a problem with dishing out "consequences." But if there's no harm, why not let him have his way?

[jacks347]

I have a feeling that Babe was really nervous about integrating into the pack since they were unempowered and (depending on if you think Angel came before them or not) was the first unempowered mate or was the newest unempowered mate.

So how did they cope with this? By having a notebook full of all the little things they learned about the pack and its mates.

Pages are scattered and random, just scribbled notes whenever they hear something.

For example:

Sweetheart knows...at least two languages. Maybe more. Further testing required. Spanish was expected. Korean was not.

Pretty sure Sam only owns flannels. Definitely sure that it drives Milo crazy.

Darlin used to have a smoking habit. Doesn't like to talk about it. Probably something to do with Quinn. Still coughs like a smoker though. And carries a lighter.

David chews on his lip when he's thinking, bites his nails when nervous. Remember the difference.

Milo owns a cat!! Calls him Aggro, no idea if that's his full name or just a nickname.

Darlin does tricks with their lighter when bored. Stresses David out, thinks they're going to catch a spark on their jacket and light themself on fire. To his credit, I wouldn't be surprised if that did happen.

Angel is the last to fall asleep at sleepovers. How they stay up until 3 AM then wake up at 8 being fully refreshed is worth scientific testing.

Sweetheart makes the most intense eye contact. Probably part of their investigator training but it's a little scary.

Milo judges everyone's outfit whenever they enter the room. Every time. Quick flick up and down. Head tilt if he approves. Eyebrow twitch if he doesn't.

Sam's house has no pictures of him from before the turn?? Is that a normal thing for vampires??

Angel doesn't know how to sit in a chair normally. Shocked they don't break something with some of their positions.

My babe is smart and beautiful an

ASHER STOP MESSING WITH MY NOTEBOOK

[indigo-greer-collins]

i find it funny when people say angel “fixed” david.

cuz when i relisten, i don’t think angel went out of their way thinking they could make him less of an asshole, that man is just down horrendous

they turned him into a smitten guard dog. he still has his edge, he just also would fall over himself for his spouse

it’s almost more like

“i hate everyone but u”

[porters-fangs]

treasure who went as a vampire for halloween, so excited to show porter their outfit and their makeup

porter who froze up as soon as he saw them, heart stuttering in his chest as he took in that bite mark on their neck that looked almost too real, those fake fangs that reminded him of his own, the grey contacts in their eyes that stifled their own beautiful eye colour and he had to fight to remember what they looked like normally

porter who thought his treasure looked so perfect and gorgeous, who wrapped his arms around them and listened to the beating of their heart as though to remind himself that they were still alive

porter who never wants to see them like that again.

[mushroomerchant]

“Davey! Smile!”

“Huh?”

*click*

“Do ya like it?”

“I look good, if not a bit caught off guard… just don’t do anything to it.”

“Whaaaaat? Me? Never…”

What Angel actually posted:

[redactahoe]

David's weekend safety brief

David: this weekends safety brief.

David: don't add to the population *points to Sam & Darlin*

David: don't subtract form the population *points to Babe*

David: don't end up in the hospital *points to Angel*

David: news paper *points to Arden and Asher*

David: or jail *points to Crissy*

David: if you end up in jail establish dominance quickly, have good weekend

[justsomeimbicel]

Darlin going to Mount Blanc to visit Sam's grandma's grave and awkwardly telling her how Sam's doing. They don't plan on telling Sam about it, they just wanted to pay their respects to the only person that cared for their mate when he was suffering.

[grilledcheezy92]

VINCENT AND LOVELY COOKING

I need headcanons ASAP please

Mine to start:

Even after turning, they still take time to cook because it helps them keep a routine and sense of normalcy

[aimedis]

redacted asmr headcanons pt.2

-while angel loves no one more than david, no one infuriates them more than he does (could apply to all mates)

-darlin’ tries to trip david every time he walks in front of them

-lasko is so obsessed with dear, he trails after them like a lost puppy all day (even when they're at damn)

-gavin is 100% addicted to sugar (he’s always eating candy and desserts and drinking sweet drinks)

-darlin’ is insanely ticklish but the only one knows is sam because no one else would dare get that close to them (sam comes up behind them and pokes their sides while they’re not paying attention and they flinch hella hard) ((he also tickles them when they’re in bed together))

-as a teen, darlin’s parents would not let them do anything without david (because they would undoubtedly get into trouble otherwise)

-vincent acts incredibly corny ironically just because it annoys/embarrasses lovely every time

-darlin’ is a pretzel purist (obsessed with them)

-if gavin is arguing with freelancer, giving him a lollipop with make him shut up 99% of the time 

-gavin and freelancer look at each other in sync and judge other people

-asher and baabe argue once a year

-freelancer and gavin fought like one time in their first year of dating and it made freelancer cry like a lot especially to damien (he told gavin after they made up “never let me catch you making my best friend cry again, do you hear me?”) 

-david and darlin’ are 100% siblings coded

-every other week david, asher, milo, and darlin gather together somewhere and talk about their mates and other stuff (mainly their mates) ((sturniolo triplets style))

bonus +

asher: “we’re shifters, of course, our love language is biting the shit out of each other”

milo: “we’re shifters, of course, i'll fight you if you touch my lower back no matter who you are”

darlin’: “we’re shifters, just because i respect the pack hierarchy, doesn’t mean i respect the people in said hierarchy”

david: “we’re shifters, of course, as alpha, i’m legally allowed to beat the shit out of all of you for the sake of “keeping the pack in line””

[aggro-my-beloved]

david “i’m scared of mom/dad too, don’t worry” shaw

asher “is your refrigerator running and other dad jokes” talbot

milo “go ask your mother/father bc the answer i’d give you is the wrong one” greer

sam “you have your mama’s/papa’s eyes” collins

[skunkox]

Milo and Darlin' when they all meet up for dinner in the hotel lobby 1 1/2 hours late after breaking their mate's back.

Reservations be dammed, but they still all got dressed up. Ties are a little crooked and someone whore the wrong colors socks.

[ajaxcentral]

milo 'body praiser' greer who's hands are always on sweetheart. who lets out a low whistle whenever sweetheart reveals their outfit for the night. who is a tummy kisser. who runs his hands up and down sweethearts legs while on his knees taking off their shoes. who is a thigh lover. who loves sweetheart so god damn much