#redacted asmr vampires

[tommytomatoe]

i know lovely's turning was traumatic and all but why do the vincent girlies get ALL the angst. share some with the rest of us damnit!!

[brainrotcharacters]

now I need food (the dangerous situation that would take Sam acting like a military doctor and Vincent acting like a warrior prince despite the recent fallout for the sake of Porter and Treasure)

good night (me personally I want something traumatic to happen to Treasure so Porter can lose his shit and simultaneously be affectionate with them while Vincent and Sam at the side going

but that's just me)

[lwdsial]

why was Vincent so surprised to someone showing up in the middle of the night as if it that’s not prime vampire hours

[c0rvus-corax]

Moonbound magic users have different eyes from Sunbound magic users.

Moonbound magic users are more adapted to the night, so their pupils are generally bigger. They simply aren't able to shrink as far as the ones from Sunbound magic users. Instead, their pupils fill out almost all of their iris when it is dark, giving them a better night vision.

Sunbound magic users have this advantage during the day. They probably don't have a lot of trouble looking straight into the sun, meaning they don't really need sunglasses in the summer. Just imagine you didn't have to worry about the sun randomly trying to kill you by shining straight into your face while you are driving.

Their pupils still arrange themselves to the light, but the spectrum is different for Moonbound's and Sunbound's.

This has many side effects:

-Moonbound magic users are more likely to need glasses because their eyes are destroyed by the sun.

-Sunbound users have a lot of troubl moving around in the dark -> almost all Sunbound children are afraid of the dark because they can't see anything.

-Moonbound magic users look more cute, while Sunbound magic users sometimes look quite scary.

[mythallia]

I thought i would share my master doc of all the redacted audios videos that had to be taken off of youtube for anyone that wants it.

[stupd000]

Sam’s bisexual demons rage when he’s around David

[sincerelywhistler]

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[porters-fangs]

treasure who went as a vampire for halloween, so excited to show porter their outfit and their makeup

porter who froze up as soon as he saw them, heart stuttering in his chest as he took in that bite mark on their neck that looked almost too real, those fake fangs that reminded him of his own, the grey contacts in their eyes that stifled their own beautiful eye colour and he had to fight to remember what they looked like normally

porter who thought his treasure looked so perfect and gorgeous, who wrapped his arms around them and listened to the beating of their heart as though to remind himself that they were still alive

porter who never wants to see them like that again.

[secretagentsloveblogs]

porter "williams blade" solaire yada yada yada blah blah blah hit me up when yall want to talk about porter "vincents shield" solaire

[themeridian]

vincent vs sam

[pycth]

I fixate on one-liners too much, but can you really blame me when they hit like this?

The feelings that run through me whenever even the slightest pinch of a character’s canonical appearance is mentioned—

If y’all notice that bit of iridescence in his eyes, that’s color(s) associated with Freelancers in my canon ✨

Then I had a thought that since his eyes were brown, a natural hue, and my version on empowereds eye colors depend on their abilities unless you’re humanborn in which you have a bit of both (almost like heterochromia) 👀

Ergo making my version of Sam a humanborn Freelancer which I think really adds more to the struggles he’s been through and, if I really wanna get deep with it, even relating to Lovely in a way which would make having his hand in helping with the process of their turning a lot more meaningful because he can relate to the loss of an incredible ability you 1. didn’t know you had and 2. spent so long trying to manage it only to have it taken from you just like that. He sees a little of himself in them—and y’know Sam Collins is the kind of man that wants to give others the chance to have what he couldn’t.

[tommytomatoe]

i love treasure and how they ran off in the middle of the night with a stranger because they couldn't stand how uneventful their life has become, and how they know their friends were bad but they'd rather go out with people that didn't care about them than stay home in the silence. i love treasure and how they start things but never finish them because they fear of being left with nothing to do. that's why they leave their laundry sitting around for so long, once that's over then what? what happens next? treasure doesn't want to think about and for that i love them.

[nortyourself]

“I am the son of this nation. My voice is yours. And our voice will ring out for time immeasurable. We are thunder and quake and hurricane and hellfire and all who oppose us will know what we can do.”

Hail the King Imperial

[lwdsial]

I love reading the comments on yt and recognising people from here. It’s like seeing your teacher outside of school

[s0lairee]

"your friends suck."

(25/31) confession time. when he opened with those lines i entirely thought this was another yandere. also i tried So Hard to hate him (re: him fighting my husband 😔) but he grew on me + their banter is very entertaining. #LetPorterSayTwat2024.

[mythallia]

if a redacted listener is in a relationship with a british vampire, it’s going to be at least somewhat toxic.