#red nose day oneshot 2023

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Red Nose Day Oneshot 2023 party! Laura Bailey, Tony Hale, Sam Riegel, Sam Richardson, and Taliesin Jaffe

[hazelcephalopod]

Scanlan hates Trinket because he could never be as good as Bauble the summoned Bear of a teen Druid.

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Oh hey, half of the people in this one-shot are Emmy nominees!

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Current Event: Misty’s Love Drabbles

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Misty’s Masterlist

Finally posting a masterlist of my writing! You can also find everything on my AO3. 💙

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Current WIPs

Divergence 💞

Series of longfics

Pairing: Fivesoka 💙🧡

Rating: M

General Themes/Storylines (for the entire series): Fives fix-it, slow burn romance, mutual pining, angst, trauma/PTSD, domestic life, clone accelerating cure, Kix fix-it, post Order 66

Fics:

Divergence I: Escaping Fate (M) - complete

Divergence II: Title TBD - currently drafting

Divergence III: To Change Our Future - outlined

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Why This Can’t Work 💔

Series of oneshots and a multi-chapter fic

Pairing: Fivesoka 💙🧡

Rating: M

General Themes: forbidden love, mutual pining, angst, unhealthy coping mechanisms, Echo is the best bro

Fics:

No Future (T) - oneshot

Choices (M) - oneshot

Doesn’t Mean Anything (T) - oneshot

At War (M) - multi-chapter fic, *currently posting

Rewrite the Stars (T) - oneshot, songfic

Foresight - oneshot, coming soon

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Completed Fics/Series

💙🧡 Fivesoka 💙🧡

The Happiness We Create (T) - oneshot

How Far I’d Fall For You (T) written for Whumptober 2024 - multi-chapter

From Yellow to Red (T) - multi-chapter

Physical Touch (T) - multi-chapter

What It’s Supposed To Feel Like (T) - oneshot

Kiss on a Marking (T) part of Kiss Roulette Drabbles - drabble

Kiss While Being Carried (T) part of Kiss Roulette Drabbles - drabble

Kiss in the Rain (T) part of Kiss Roulette Drabbles - drabble

Accidental Kiss (G) part of Kiss Roulette Drabbles - drabble

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💛🧡 Rexsoka 💛🧡

Stay Strong (T) written for the Great Galactic Gift Gathering - drabble

It Was Always You (T) - long, multi-chapter

Shaking and Shadows (T) written for Angstpril 2024 - oneshot

Fives (Almost) Ruins Everything (T) - oneshot

Kiss on a Scar (T) part of Kiss Roulette Drabbles - drabble

Nose Kiss (T) part of Kiss Roulette Drabbles - drabble

Upside Down Kiss (G) part of Kiss Roulette Drabbles - drabble

🩵 Rexsoka Monthly 🩵

Light in the Void (G) - oneshot, June & August 2024 prompts

If I Asked (G) - oneshot, May 2024 prompt, part of the “It Was Always You” series

I’m Not Sick (T) - oneshot, May 2024 prompt

The One Where Everybody Finds Out (M) - multi-chapter, April 2024 prompt

Blue Liquid And An Elevator (T) - oneshot, March 2024 prompt

Stay With Me (T) - multi-chapter, February 2024 prompt

Unexpected (G) - oneshot, January 2024 prompt

The Day of Hearts and Lights (T) - multi-chapter, December 2023 prompt

The Dark Side is Cold (T) - oneshot, October 2023 prompt

The Moment I Knew (T) - oneshot, April 2023 prompt

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💙🩶 Domino Twins 💙🩶

All That Matters (G) written for the Great Galactic Gift Gathering - drabble

Show Now Weakness (T) written for the Great Galactic Gift Gathering - drabble

Just Ask (G) written for the Great Galactic Gift Gathering - drabble

Ambivalent Sacrifices (G) written for the Great Galactic Gift Gathering - drabble

Protection and Purpose (T) written for Whumptober 2024 - oneshot, Echo & Fives, Echo & Rex

On His Heart (G) written for Clone Twin Week 2024 - oneshot

The Last Domino (T) written for Angstpril 2024 - oneshot

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❤️💜 Miscellaneous 💛💙

Naptime (G) written for the Great Galactic Gift Gathering - drabble, Fives & Tup

Under the Mistletoe (T) - Misty's Mistletoe Drabbles 2024 - drabbles/oneshots, multiple pairings

Belonging (G) - oneshot, Fives & his kid, Fives & Echo

Pursuing Light (T) - oneshot, Echo/Riyo

Twisted Connections (M) - oneshot, Echo/Riyo

Love is Worth the Burnout (T) written for Foxiyo Week 2024 & Whumptober 2024 - oneshot, Foxiyo

Unbreakable (G) written for Summer of Bad Batch 2024 - oneshot, songfic, Crosshair & Hunter

Shadows of Doubt (T) written for Angstpril 2024 - Fives & Tup, Fives & Rex

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Thanks for reading!

I love talking about my writing, so feel free to send in an ask! If you read on AO3, please leave kudos and a comment; it makes my day and is super motivating! 💙

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Friendship and Fauna

Oneshot – (FFN) (AO3)

Written for the 2023 @ninjago-calendar project, for the month of October! Check out the future calendars on their blog. (Click here for their post about the 2023 Calendar, including the artwork which goes along with this oneshot.)

Summary:

On a cool autumn day, Sensei Garmadon takes the Ninja team (plus Nya) out on a nature walk. Hijinks and various lessons ensue. Post-season 2, pre-season 3.

It was a cool autumn day when Sensei Garmadon gathered the Ninja together. Under the aspens, golden with the turning of the seasons, he called them together in the courtyard of the Monastery of Spinjitzu and spoke to the group.

“Well, Ninja. I’m sure you’re all curious as to why I’ve called you here.”

The Ninja looked at each other in confusion. Jay shrugged. “No idea, Sensei.”

Garmadon smiled. “Look around you. It’s autumn!” He gestured at a great aspen tree, whose branches bent over the monastery wall and was shedding leaves one by one onto the cobblestones. “The leaves are turning gold. The wind is clean, the sky is clear.” He grinned at the teenagers standing before him. “Have any of you been out in nature recently?”

The Ninja looked around conspicuously– Kai whistled a ditty, Nya crossed her arms, and Zane simply smiled. No one said a word.

Garmadon chuckled and shook his head. “I thought so. Bundle up! We are going on a walk, and if I can, I will teach you a new lesson. It’s about time you had some more training.”

~✧~✧~✧~

After a relatively short time, the six were assembled again in suitably warm clothes. Zane in particular seemed to be enjoying the chance to wear a sweater vest with his favorite pink button-up shirt. Kai seemed happy enough to bundle up, even though he boasted to anyone who would hear about how he couldn’t possibly be cold– he was the Red Ninja, he controlled fire! He didn’t get cold.

As the group waited for Sensei Garmadon to return, Jay and Cole both tugged at a black scarf that Jay had been wearing previously. The tussle continued until Cole let go, allowing the scarf to fall and Jay to fall back on the ground. He yelped, rubbing his rear and wincing. “Hey, Cole! That was mean!”

Cole laughed, casually picking up the scarf and draping it around his neck. “Whoops. Get your own scarf!”

“I told you, I lost it! One of the kids probably stole it,” Jay sulked, crossing his arms pettily. “It was my favorite shade of blue, too.”

“Oh yeah? Why would someone want to steal your scarf this early in the year?” Cole laughed. “Maybe you just put it somewhere and forgot about it, like your gloves last year.”

“Oh, sure, keep on bringing up the past! When I get my hands on you–”

“Come on! What are you boys arguing about now?” Nya asked, coming up behind Cole and elbowing him. “It’s time to go.”

“Oh, Nya, I–” Jay stammered, blinking a few times as he stared up at her. “Is… is that my scarf?”

Nya looked down in surprise. “Is it? I found it in a box in the coat closet.”

“Uh… yeah! That’s cool!” He grinned. “You look good in it– you should keep it!”

“Uh…” She looked down at it. “Thanks? If it’s yours, you can have it back…”

“No, seriously!” Jay got up, brushing himself off. “Keep it!”

Cole grinned, slinging an arm around Jay’s shoulders. “Okay, motor mouth. Let’s just get going. Sensei wants to teach us something.”

As the three approached the rest of the group, they spotted Sensei Garmadon, Kai, and Lloyd having a heated discussion.

Kai sighed, shaking his head in dismay. “Lloyd, are you really going to wear just that?”

“What?” Lloyd looked at Kai, tucking his flannel shirt around himself defensively. “I’m warm enough!”

“Come on, Lloyd. It’s fifty degrees out there! You need more layers than that.”

“Kai, I’m fine.”

“Garmadon said–”

“I’m fine!”

Sensei Garmadon sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose in mild frustration. “Son, Kai is right. You will be cold if you just wear a flannel.”

“We’re going to be walking. I’ll be too hot if I wear a jacket.”

“A thin jacket can be tied around your waist, if need be.” Garmadon took a white coat off a nearby rack, offering it to his son. “How about this one?”

“Uh, no. That’s Zane’s.”

“Don’t you boys all share clothes?”

“No? Zane’s like, six inches taller than me. It won’t fit.”

Garmadon sighed, setting it down. “Fine. How about a sweatshirt of yours?”

“I don’t own any.”

“None?” He looked at the other Ninja. “Did none of you make sure Lloyd has some sort of layer?”

The other five shared a look, quiet until Cole spoke for the group. “We thought he had one, Sensei.”

Garmadon sighed heavily, shaking his head in disappointment. “I see none of you were taught to dress for the weather.”

Lloyd sighed. “Dad, can we just go? Really, I’ll be fine.”

“Fine. We will go, with you dressed as inadequately as you are.” Garmadon fixed his son with a stern look. “And no complaining.”

Lloyd grinned and saluted. “You got it, Dad! No complaining.”

~✧~✧~✧~

With all else equal, it was a beautiful day for a walk. The birds were singing their autumn songs. The trees sported their fiery hues, withdrawing their strength for the long winter ahead. Best of all, the seasons hadn’t quite turned to the point of the brisk, chilling winds of the boreal north. Mid-autumn was in full swing, and all of creation proclaimed their beauty.

Under the light of such a bright day, the team of seven began their walk into the forest. Jay and Nya held each other’s hand, swinging them back and forth with every step. Cole was nestled comfortably inside his thick hoodie, enjoying its fluffy lining and cozying into his black scarf. At the back of the group, Zane held his dendrology guide in one hand and his ornithology reference in the other, checking them for various species as he noticed them. At the front of the group, Kai and Lloyd walked just behind Garmadon, jostling each other good-naturedly. Together they made for an interesting sight, but there was not another soul on the trail to witness.

After they had walked a short distance, Garmadon stopped the group and gestured at the path before them, which forked left and right “May I have your attention, please?”

The six teenagers stopped and looked at him, pausing in their conversations. Cole cleared his throat. “What’s the problem, boss?”

“There is no problem.” Garmadon gestured to the fork. “Which way would you like to go?”

The ninja turned to look at each other, each of them shrugging in turn. “Where do they go?”

“Well, that’s a good question to start with.” Garmadon gestured to the sign at the trailhead. “Left, and we go into the thicker tree cover. Right, and we go along the ridge toward the creekside. Which looks more promising?”

Cole turned to the rest of the group, one eyebrow raised. “What do you say we go right? We should go see the creek.”

“What about the walk back?” Nya frowned. “But it does sound pretty… I guess we should take a look.”

“And get tired on the way back?” Jay shook his head. “Nuh-uh. No way. I say we should go left.”

“Sure, let’s go left.” Kai grinned. “That way I can set all the fires I want!”

“Oh yeah? In your dreams, Kai!”

“What’s that, firefly? I can’t hear you!”

“It’s lightning bug, you jerk!” Jay let go of Nya’s hand, stepping toward Kai. “Lightning! Bug!”

“Firefly.” He crossed his arms defiantly. “Fire. Fly.”

“Lightning bug!”

“Firefly!”

“Argh!” Jay balled his hands into fists. “C’mere! I’m gonna get you!”

“Catch me if you can!” Kai laughed, running toward the left path. “Firefly!”

“I will!” Jay ran after him, prompting Kai to run along the path. “Get back here!”

“Wh– Jay, Kai!” Nya called out. When they didn’t respond, she sighed. “What now?”

“Uh… maybe we should go after them,” Lloyd suggested. “They might get lost.”

Sensei Garmadon chuckled. “They will be fine. These two paths converge. We will meet up with them later; they may run along if they like.”

“I dunno, Sensei. I think I should follow them,” Nya mumbled. “They might get hurt.”

“Be my guest, Nya, but do not feel obligated.” Garmadon gestured to the left path. “If you wish, follow them. I believe the rest of us will take the right path.”

“Okay, sure.” She smiled at Garmadon and tied Jay’s scarf a little more tightly around her neck. “I guess I’ll see you guys later!”

Lloyd waved as she started jogging down the trail. “Bye, Nya!”

After the three had disappeared from view, Cole chuckled. “Well, that narrows down the group. Are we going right, then?”

“Yes, I believe we are.” Garmadon shook his head in amusement. “Shall we?”

~✧~✧~✧~

After a short while, the group (sans Kai, Jay, and Nya) stopped a large clearing. A slope led up to a grassy area, ringed by tall trees. Aspens, birches and maples towered over the clearing, and a layer of yellow leaves covered the forest floor as the maples’ red foliage clung for just a little longer. From somewhere nearby, the sound of trickling creekwater filled the silence, and the occasional rustling from squirrels and deer kept the Ninja from thinking they were truly alone. Through it all, a cool breeze blew, and Lloyd shivered.

Cole glanced at the younger boy, snickering quietly. "You okay there, bud? You look cold."

"I'm fine." Lloyd crossed his arms, smiling at Cole. "Not cold!"

"You sure?”

"Yeah, why wouldn't I be?" Lloyd grinned, shivering a little more. "Honestly."

"Uh-huh." Cole smiled, putting an arm around his shoulders. “I think you’re lying.”

“I’m not lying!” Lloyd protested, though he didn’t fight Cole’s hug. “It’s just chilly out.”

“Yeah, I know.” Cole ruffled his hair. “Tell you what. Take my hoodie.”

“What? But then you’ll be cold!” Lloyd shook his head. “I won’t take it.”

“You sure? I’m too warm, really. You see me?” Cole gestured to himself. “I’ve got enough insulation on my own, bud.”

“I– but…” Lloyd hesitated. “I guess I’m a little cold.”

“There ya go! That’s enough for me.” Cole let him go, tugging off his hoodie in one smooth motion. “Let’s get you bundled up.” Lloyd hesitated, but Cole handed it to him insistently. “Put it on.”

“I… okay.” Lloyd sighed, clumsily putting it on. He took a moment to find the arms and neck, but when he finally got it straight, it slipped on easily. The garment was at least two sizes too large for him, and it hung from his lanky frame with loose material in just about every area. Even so, it was still warm, and he smiled as he wrapped it a little more tightly around himself. “Thanks, Cole.”

“Hey, no problem.” Cole grinned, ruffling his hair again. “Sensei, do we need to keep going?”

“No, wait.” Zane held up a hand. “Be quiet.”

The rest looked at him expectantly. Lloyd briefly scanned the canopy. “What is it? Is something wrong?”

“No, look. There’s a hawk above us.” Zane smiled, slowly pointing up.

Sure enough, in one of the birches above him, a dark shape rested. A bird of prey, not small of stature, sat on a branch bereft of leaves. Its sharp beak, honed for predation, gave it a characeristic silhouette against the sky. It watched them, tracking their movements with its bright yellow eyes. 

After a moment, the bird’s eyes rested on Zane, and he watched in silence. Zane returned the gesture, taking in the brown and tan bands of color across its wings and tail.

“It’s a mountain hawk-eagle,” Garmadon commented quietly. “Good catch, Zane.”

“I didn’t know Nisaetus nipalensis was common to this area,” Zane muttered. “Birds this size aren’t often found at such a low elevation.”

“That’s true. This specimen must have a reason for being here, hawks are not common fauna in our region.” Garmadon glanced at the others with a smile. “Do you see what Zane has found, simply by paying attention?”

Cole shrugged. “It’s a cool bird. What’s special about it?”

“It’s a rarity here, Cole, to see this species. That is what is special. Of course, Zane has always been good with birds.” Garmadon looked to his son. “Lloyd, what can you learn from this encounter?”

Lloyd frowned. “That you know a lot about birds?”

“Aha, yes. That is true. I spent several years studying birds in great detail after my apprenticeship to Chen ended. What else?”

“That Zane knows about birds too?”

“Yes, but did you not already know that? Zane is knowledgeable about many things, birds are no exception. You’re not seeing something.”

“I… don’t know.” Lloyd shook his head. “Something important, I’m guessing.”

“Something about the forest we are in, and the animals within it.” His father smiled, glancing up at the hawk. “Lloyd, to find a bird of prey this size in this forest means that this forest is healthy. Animal life is abundant here. Just like the tracks and traces we are seeing, or the deer, this hawk-eagle is proof that small animal life is also thriving. If it weren’t abundant, this bird would have nothing to eat.” Garmadon gestured at the forest around them. “All life in this forest interacts with all other life. They foster each other’s growth and success, sometimes dying in the process. We are the same.”

“I don’t know, Sensei. Isn’t that kind of a stretch?” Cole crossed his arms. “We’re not animals. The forest doesn’t need ninja.”

“Of course not. It needs people. Whether you’re a ninja or not, you can cut down a tree or hunt an animal. You can learn from the animals and derive what you need from them, just the same as this bird.” 

“Sensei,” Zane interjected quietly. “Look.”

Garmadon turned. The hawk, having spotted Zane, was shifting on its branch. It flapped its wings, clearly restless.

“What is it doing?” Zane asked, gaze fixed on the bird. “I do not recall my falcon behaving in such a way.”

“Maybe it is trying to get more comfortable… I do not know.”

“I think… it wants to fly down here, Sensei.”

“Maybe it does.” Garmadon smiled. “Why don’t you let it perch on your arm?”

Zane smiled, reaching out his arm. The bird seemed to register the change, ruffling its feathers. “Hello, my feathered friend. Would you like to come down here?”

Surely enough, the bird extended its wings and flapped– once, twice. It hopped to the edge of the branch, prompting Zane to smile a little wider. Then, in a flash, it spread its wings and swooped down, coming to land on his arm.

Lloyd laughed. “Wait, that’s it?”

“Apparently.” Zane chuckled softly, carefully reaching out to the bird with his free hand. It examined his hand, turning its head slightly. “Hello, friend. Nice to meet you.”

The bird nodded slightly, clicking its beak together a few times. It eyed the group, and when it saw Garmadon, it chirped.

Garmadon laughed. “Hello to you too. What do you have to say?”

The bird chirped again, looking at Zane next. It hopped along his arm, re-adjusting its purchase on his arm with its sharp talons. When he did not flinch, it chirped again.

Zane smiled, gently stroking the feathers on its back. “Do you find this amenable, my friend? You are an interesting creature.”

Lloyd and Cole shared a glance, both snickering. Cole cleared his throat before speaking. “Uh, tin can? Are you sure he can understand you?”

“I don’t suppose why he shouldn’t.” Zane looked at Cole, his expression completely serious. “Do you think he does not understand me?”

“Uh, I dunno man. He’s a bird. He doesn’t speak Ninjargon.”

“Yet he does not seem to misunderstand my body language.” Zane cracked a smile. “He knows we mean no harm. Would you like to say hello?”

“I’m good, thanks.” Cole elbowed Lloyd gently. “Do you want to say hi to the bird?”

“Ha, I’m good. Thanks.” Lloyd grinned. “This one’s all yours, Zane.”

“As you wish.” Zane chuckled, glancing at the peaceful bird resting on his arm. “Thank you for your visit.” When the bird chirred, he stroked its feathers again, noting how it shifted. “You may continue your hunting, friend. May you be successful.”

The bird chirred again, watching him carefully. After a long moment of staring, it spread its wings, readying for takeoff. Then, in a flash, it kicked off his arm, pushing it down as it took flight.

The group watched as the hawk ascended, rapidly propelling itself toward the top of the forest canopy. Zane waved. After a minute, it was completely obscured from view.

Cole laughed. “Kai and Jay are never gonna believe this.”

~✧~✧~✧~

“Whaaaaat!? We missed a cool bird?” Jay whined.

“Jay, it’s fine.” Kai shook his head dismissively. “You know Zane befriends every animal he sees.”

“Yeah, but this was a rare bird! And we missed it!”

“Yes, I know that,” Kai hissed.

“Knock it off, you two,” Nya interjected with a sign. “You really don’t know how to behave.”

“Hey, we know just fine, thank you very much! Besides, don’t you remember that I was the one who taught you?” Kai grinned at his sister, elbowing her in the ribs. “Respect your elders.”

“Hey, Sensei’s my elder, not you.” Nya grinned at Garmadon. “Not trying to call you old.”

Garmadon laughed. “Please, I’m well aware that I am old. What was it again? One thousand, two hundred and forty-three years this past April?”

Cole laughed. “Wow, gramps. You’re still counting?”

“When you get to my age, it would be a shame to stop.” Garmadon smiled at Lloyd, who grinned back. “After all, being around you Ninja makes any man feel young again.”

“Aw, yeah? We make you feel young?” Jay preened. “So we must be the best Ninja ever! Totally super cool!”

Kai laughed, grabbing Jay in a headlock. “Not you, zaptrap!”

“Hey, lemme go Kai!” Jay protested, pushing against Kai’s arms as Kai pressed his knuckles into Jay’s hair and gave him a noogie. “Get off of me!”

“Not until you say uncle!”

“Ow! Never!”

As the two wrestled, Zane sighed and shook his head in amusement. “Some things do not change…”

“Of course not. Youth is the same as it has always been.” Garmadon turned to Zane, smiling. “Perhaps it is time to end the lesson. What have you learned during this walk?”

“Well, plenty about the native flora and fauna, to begin.” Zane glanced down at his guidebook. “I suppose I could have learned that from a book, but nothing replaces the experience of discovery.”

“Certainly. What else?”

“Oh, oh, oh!” Jay cried out, successfully pulling himself out of Kai’s grip– complete with messy hair that stuck out every which way. “That the forest is really cool!”

“Yes, that too. What else?”

“The creek was pretty nice, as far as creeks go.” Cole shrugged. “It’s cool to see that this forest has predators in it still.”

“Yeah, so far people haven’t screwed it up that badly,” Nya added. “No matter what they try.”

“It was cold,” Lloyd mumbled, pulling Cole’s hoodie closer against himself.

“Yes, we will have to take you shopping.” Garmadon smiled, putting an arm around Lloyd’s shoulders. “There you have it, Ninja. A successful nature walk, and a few small lessons that were not too overbearing. You’re free to go now, if you want.”

“Well, sure.” Kai shrugged. “But this place is kind of cool… it would be a shame to just leave.”

“So let’s stick around! I brought food!” Nya gestured at her car. “It’s all in the trunk.”

“Oh, score! Picnic!” Cole cheered. “You’re the best, Nya!”

Nya blushed faintly, smiling at the compliment. “Thanks. Let’s get to it!”

With all decisions made, the Ninja made for their vehicles. The cool wind still blew, the trees’ falling leaves rustled, and all the forest kept its autumn vigil. 

Later that afternoon, a few snowflakes began to fall. As the Ninja joked and laughed over their meal, a faint cry of a hawk was heard from within the forest. Soon, the coming year would bring much hardship– a returning enemy, a new army, and the loss of a friend– but it would not be without its joys. Until then, the six friends and their teachers enjoyed their short-term peace and bliss.

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“Hospitality”

Genre: comfortfic, narrative, oneshot

Fandom: Pikmin

Characters: Olimar, Pikmin

Audience: All ages

Words: 930

Date Published: August 18, 2023

Summary: Captain Olimar is on a limited expedition when he falls ill. Never-before-seen Pikmin behaviors help him rest up.

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For Captain Olimar, it was Day 2 on PNF-404 during a short work-related expedition. He awoke as usual in the quarters of the present day S.S. Dolphin. He took a breath, and it hurt.

This was not a life support issue. Olimar had a sore throat that morning. He lifted his head and it felt unusually heavy to him. His nose was full and caused him more difficulty breathing than his chest and throat already had. He forced his arms down into his pod and sat upright with a hearty cough. He exited his ship as he normally would and felt his body suddenly stiffen when the oxygen-filled air made contact with his suit. Chilled to the bone, he felt dreadful joint aches with every step toward the first Onion. He worried for a moment, and then stubbornly continued, not letting his illness prohibit productivity. He retrieved many Pikmin, red, yellow, and blue, and marched forth upon the newly surveyed terrain.

There was nothing abnormal until the captain began to shiver. It stopped him in his tracks. To be out here on a planet that had caused him such great turmoil by once separating him from his family, Olimar started to feel as lonely as he did during his very first time researching PNF-404. Being sick here was new to him. This time, he was not alone, for his second family was right here. The Pikmin looked toward him for direction only to see their leader in discomfort. Olimar released a deep cough and the Pikmin started to worry. No Pikmin had ever known their leader to behave so odd. Olimar suddenly looked in their direction, wondering what they might think. Are Pikmin familiar with illness?

The Red Pikmin tilted their heads, the Yellow Pikmins’ leaves began to droop, and the Blue Pikmin gave an expression resembling a frown. They knew something was wrong, and Olimar could tell.

Do I have time to rest on a timed expedition? If I rest, will it be a waste of resources?

Olimar’s sickness was clearly debilitating and would affect his planned operations, but he could not stand the thought of losing time. The Pikmin had different concerns and felt a strong urge to protect their leader at all costs. They quickly surrounded Olimar from the opposing side and seemed to almost push him back in the direction of the base. His body was hoisted by little Pikmin hands pushing and pulling at his suit. The captain gazed around him at all of his soldiers swaying him back to safety. He almost did not believe what he was witnessing in front of his own eyes. He knew that Pikmin would work together in order to fulfill his interests, but the Pikmin now acted without orders to directly protect their leader.

After reaching the base, the crowd huddled close to Olimar. “Ah…” sighed the captain. He was engulfed in warmth. The Pikmin piled on top of themselves to form a fort to both warm the leader and shield him from harm. “A-choo!” Suddenly, Captain Olimar had sneezed. A few Pikmin flew off of his body, and waddled back over. The captain sniffled loudly. “Thank you, Pikmin.” He said in a low scratchy tone.

Maybe it’s good for me to rest. I can make note of this new behavior I’ve noticed in the Pikmin.

Olimar relaxed his shoulders and lowered his guard, just until he noticed a few missing Pikmin. His heart crumbled with worry. He quickly tensed and almost began to walk away to find them. The Pikmin reinforced their hold on him, and shoved his body towards the ship once more. This time, their mass movement seemed more assertive and intentional, nearly knocking the troubled traveler off his feet.

Why would the Pikmin stop me from moving away? Why are they now controlling me? Is this a protocol for population control?

In the instant that Olimar collected his thoughts, some assorted Pikmin ran from out of sight into the crowd carrying leaves toward the S.S. Dolphin. The ship received the leaves, and more Pikmin kept coming. Held almost completely off the ground by his arms, Captain Olimar had his boots dragged into the dirt beneath him as he was swayed, gently again this time, towards his spaceship. He entered to rest, while his beloved Pikmin returned to their respective Onions. In the grand space of land Olimar was set to explore, the confined warm S.S. Dolphin was an escape. Here in his ship, the captain could hear his ears ringing. His entire skull throbbed. His tingling hands felt the cool leaves surrounding him. The Pikmin assembled a nest for him. It was cold now, but would soon warm him as he rested between them in his pod. Here, too, were rations from Hocotate. Using the ship’s electronic food preparation system, Olimar heated a canned ration in a bowl, a steaming hot serving of PikPik Carrot soup. It was not as good as his wife’s, but it cleared his sinuses enough for him to breathe. The glass bowl made the slightest clang when softly placed beside the control panel. Occasionally sipping at the soup, Captain Olimar wrapped himself up in the makeshift nest of leaves inside his pod. His mind was fogged and his eyes felt heavy. His shivers faded as he fell asleep.

Once fearing the idea of falling ill so far from home, Captain Olimar’s fever-ridden brain was soothed by the warmth and care the Pikmin provided. PNF-404 never ceased to fascinate the galaxy’s greatest freight worker.

Thank you, Pikmin.

[writer-in-theory]

Steve Harrington Bingo 2023

Prompts: Nose Kisses Missing Person Red String of Fate Trans Eddie "I gotta warn you again, and you're banned for life." Miscommunication Office AU Friends with Benefits

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A1 — Haunted (WC)

Prompt: Nose Kisses Summary: What if Steve and Billy had been dating when the Mind Flayer attacked? Pairing: Steve Harrington/Billy Hargrove Rating: T Type: Oneshot

A2 — people throw rocks at things that shine (WC)

Prompt: Trans Eddie Summary: The whole town looks down on Steve for being with Eddie, but Steve is determined to prove to Eddie that he's the only one for him. Pairing: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson Rating: T Type: Oneshot

A3 — a hero's strength is measured by his heart (WC)

Prompt: Miscommunication Summary: When Steve finds out his parents are gods, he's determined to prove himself a worthy hero. Billy, who made a deal with the devil himself years ago, may change everything. Pairing: Steve Harrington/Billy Hargrove Rating: T Type: Multichapter

B1 — Back To December (WC)

Prompt: Missing Person Summary: When Eddie leaves Hawkins without a trace, Steve tries to move on the best he can. He never expected to see Eddie standing on his doorstep just a year later. Pairing: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson Rating: T Type: Oneshot

B2 — Long Live The Magic We Made (WC)

Prompt: Free Space Summary: Steve always knew this day would come. The world was saved, everyone was grown, and there was nothing left to do but move on from Hawkins. Pairing: Steve Harrington & The Party Rating: T Type: Oneshot

B3 — It's A Terrible Life, Steve Harrington (WC)

Prompt: Office AU Summary: Steve wakes up in an alternate reality where the Upside Down never happened and he runs his dad's business. Pairing: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson Rating: T Type: Oneshot

C1— Speak Now (WC)

Prompt: Red String of Fate Summary: Robin's not the type to disrupt a wedding ceremony, but she's willing to when her best friend is about to marry the wrong person. Pairing: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson Rating: T Type: Oneshot

C2 — Not Your Everyday Superman (WC)

Prompt: "I gotta warn you again, and you're banned for life." Summary: Steve Harrington was a jerk. At least, that's what Eddie's always known. That is, until he watches Steve save the day. Pairing: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson Rating: T Type: Oneshot

C3 — Sparks Fly (WC)

Prompt: Friends With Benefits Summary: When Steve asks Eddie to be friends with benefits, Eddie knows it's a bad idea. Still, he's willing to take the risk. Pairing: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson Rating: E Type: Oneshot

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Red Nose Day Oneshot 2023!!

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This is my emotional support tiger. I feel very emotionally supported when she eats my enemies

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The spirit of Jester Lavorre possessing Bramble to deliberately mistranslate messages as "they're totally into you"

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I forgot this Red Nose Day Oneshot is actually a live event and went "where are my closed captions?? how will I know how to spell anything??"

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Sarge eating the apple as it screams horrifically. Just fucking hilarious.

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Ran is… badass-sexual?

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Juicy cockroach! I mean Bear(? I think)! At last!

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Red Nose Day oneshot 2023 let's gooooooo