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temporalteardrop ¡ 1 year ago
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bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time
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varpusvaras ¡ 5 months ago
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I think that instead of being super apprehensive about Jason and him dating Roy, Oliver should take one look at him and then one look at Bruce and go oh, I'm about to be so annoying.
Oliver starts being so nice to Jason. So nice. Inviting him to family dinners. Giving him both his hero communications and personal phone number and telling him to call whenever he needs something. He gives him new tech and keeps updating his weapons and armor. He helps with missions and clean up and says nothing if Jason is a little rough, apart from patting him on the back and saying good job. He starts keeping his picture inside his wallet and has other pictures of Jason, Roy and Lian framed in the house and tells everyone about him. He starts calling him son-in-law first and then just son and then calls him a Harper and eventually a Queen.
At first it was just to annoy Bruce, but after the first time he tells Jason that he did a good job and Jason starts to tear up a little, Oliver goes oh no, oh I'm actually doing this now. This my boy now. I don't care if he and Roy break up or something, this is my boy now.
Bruce still thinks he's just doing it for the sole purpose of pissing him off, though, and he is so fucking mad. The Justice League meetings have turned into a Cold War zone.
Bruce starts to being so nice to Jason as well, forcing himself to ignore some of the more outrageous things Jason does, and Jason is so, so fucking confused.
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qweenofurheart ¡ 9 months ago
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revamped some sketches!!
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riviclouds ¡ 1 month ago
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you can always rely on your younger siblings to ruin everything
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peacheskoo ¡ 8 months ago
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Saw these panels the other day and—
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LET JASON BE SILLY YOUR HONOR
He knows he won’t no balls
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monowires ¡ 2 years ago
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i can’t say “angry birds ratios a transphobe” was on my 2023 bingo card, but i’m not disappointed
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clingonlikeclingwrap ¡ 2 months ago
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Love TimBernKon bc usually ships have opposing dynamics but with those guys it’s just
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ditzybat ¡ 11 months ago
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one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?
bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]
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ghost-bxrd ¡ 9 months ago
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Prompt:
Jason insists on being the bait for a joint mission with the Bats. But the moment he starts “screaming” during the interrogation process, Batman calls the whole thing off and smashes right through the window and into the first thug.
Absolutely nobody is surprised by this development. Except Jason.
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swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual ¡ 5 months ago
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We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.
We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.
All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.
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theusernameiwantisntavailable ¡ 5 months ago
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Tw: cunt
Version without overlay and also side by side w og pannel under the cut :D
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I couldn't choose between the two versions so you guys are getting both
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budyak ¡ 1 month ago
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man i wish nature was real and i could go and touch some grass
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ninjasmudge ¡ 11 months ago
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thats a red flag narinder, get that crown back while you still can
+ top panel without text below the cut
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brainrotcharacters ¡ 6 months ago
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
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abyssalzones ¡ 6 months ago
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something something "wearing a microfiber cloth in my back pocket to let the best buy employees know I'm cruising" idr how the post goes
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