#red dread ion cookie robot

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Red Dread Ion Cookie Robot

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I also made a little funny earlier oopsies

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hi can you do a moodboard of red dread costume ion cookie robot pls

“Overtake Cookies. No mercy.”

Red Dread Ion Cookie Robot (Cookie Run) aesthetic board for @djsodabot

[radiant-fanon-maker]

Ion Cookie

I love this robo, but here's a veriosn with a more human build.

[the--ghost--town]

Hey guess what i found out about Ion Robot Cookies Red Dread costume

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Hi sorry if this was already asked before but could you explain a little further abt the things devsis has done?? I haven’t heard abt a lot of the stuff you mentioned I don’t mean to sound rude or anything I’m just genuinely wondering

I can tell you mean it genuinely, it’s okay! I’m happy to answer because you want to know. I’ll go through everything I said.

The Valentine’s 2021 fanart video, posted on the official CR YouTube channel, is a compilation of fanart drawn for Valentine’s Day that fanartists submitted. Some of the art submitted was chosen BY DEVSISTERS and put in the video, but not all art made it in. Two pedophilic ships, Red Bean x Snow Sugar and Roguefort x Walnut, were featured in the video. Red Bean x Snow Sugar was featured TWICE. Snow Sugar and Walnut are confirmed to be children while Red Bean and Roguefort are HEAVILY implied to be adults. Devsisters allowed the pedophilic ships to be shown in a fanart video for a holiday primarily about romantic love, therefore putting their seal of approval on these pedophilic ships. Despite fans saying it should be taken down, the video is still up as of today.

Related to the video and Devsisters’ promotion of fanart on official Twitter accounts, they are known to promote fanart that whitewashes the Cookies. This applies to not only Cookies like Cocoa and Mint Choco, who are clearly black, but also Cookies that are tan, like Alchemist. This approval of whitewashing has been going on for literal years, and when an artist was called out for a piece that Devsisters promoted, Devsisters sided with the artist and claimed that they should be respected rather than made to understand why whitewashing is bad.

Both the Dreamy Cookie Land event and the 2021 April Fools GingerBrave Trial contain sections that are known to harm photosensitive people by either giving them seizures or seriously hurting their eyes and causing immense discomfort and pain. While Devsisters altered the maps in Dreamy Cookie Land to make them less likely to hurt these people, the 2021 April Fools Trial has not changed. Devsisters should have made sure these maps were safe BEFORE publishing them to thousands of people (or more).

Devsisters misgenders its own characters on official Twitter accounts and in game notifications. Squid Ink Cookie was referred to as “she” on a Puzzle World Twitter post, despite this Cookie never having pronouns anywhere in the game. Mocha Ray Cookie was referred to with “she” in a game notification despite having no pronouns listed anywhere in the game, including cutscenes. Devil Cookie was referred to with “he” in a Twitter post despite the game canonically using only “they/them” for them. In addition, a statement from the Thai branch of the Devsisters team claimed that you can use any pronouns for a Cookie since they are born sexless (and they conflated sex with gender). This gives transphobes the “right” to misgender canonically nonbinary characters. Lastly, before the Guild update and before OvenBreak, Dark Choco and Cinnamon had no pronouns. After the Guild update, Cookies referred to Dark Choco as “he”, and in OvenBreak, Cinnamon’s Story uses “he” for them. This erases two canonically nonbinary characters, as cis people will see “he” being used for them and assume they are male rather than he/they nonbinary people.

Devsisters is not subtle about their homophobia, as well as their goal of appealing to cishets who hate gay people. They show their homophobia in how straight ships are treated compared to gay ships. Firstly, in the Valentine’s fanart video, there were mostly straight ships. I believe I counted only 4 or so gay ships, and 3 of these were either selfcest or pedophilia. Despite the majority of the art being shown being heterosexual, many people who regularly follow the CR tag on Twitter and Instagram claim that there was a lot more gay ship art submitted compared to the proportion shown in the video. The gay ship art shown was also ambiguous enough that cishets who hate gay people wouldn’t get mad at Devsisters, while some of the heterosexual art was blatantly romantic. Secondly, the treatment of ships like RaspRose and PrincessKnight, popular straight ships, is much better than the treatment of popular gay ships by Devsisters. For example, RaspRose got a merchandise item in a set of cups that also featured a cup with Sea Fairy and Moonlight and Orange and Lime. The RaspRose art on the cup is explicitly romantic. The art on the Sea Fairy and Moonlight and Orange and Lime cups are ambiguous or platonic instead, despite both of these ships being historically far more plausible and popular than RaspRose. Finally, Devsisters has been gaybaiting with Madeleine Cookie and Espresso Cookie in Kingdom, but they refuse to make them canon because that would be gay. Gaybaiting is homophobic in itself for using gay people as a way to advertise something without fulfilling the promise of gay representation. It’s also worth mentioning that they once gaybaited with Milk and Purple Yam on Twitter, but the art shown was not romantic at all, and only the caption hinted at a ship (and the caption was vague enough to be interpreted as the Cookies merely appearing in an art piece together).

Multiple black CR fans have spoken out and said that Purple Yam Cookie is a racist caricature of black men, ESPECIALLY when he is juxtaposed with Milk, a white man. Indian and Middle Eastern CR fans have spoken out and said that Yogurt Cream Cookie and Lilac Cookie are caricatures of Indian and Middle Eastern people. These are not debatable. Google the history of the portrayal of black men in non-black media, and you’ll see what I mean for Purple Yam. The evidence that Yogurt Cream is a caricature comes from the very fact that people compare him to Aladdin, specifically Disney’s version of the tale, thereby showing that their only exposure to Indian and Middle Eastern people is stereotypes in white media. Note also that Dark Choco Cookie is the stereotype of a solemn, lonely, strong black person, and this has leaked into the fandom so much that people draw them unrealistically buff and mostly draw them suffering from angst instead of having any actual character.

There was an IRL sex crime in South Korea perpetrated by a club called the Burning Sun, and a certain Guild named itself after that club and changed their usernames to the names of the people who committed these crimes. They were only forced to change their names by Devsisters AFTER people protested. They were NOT forced to disband the Guild or banned from the game. Keep in mind that these people named themselves after a REAL-LIFE SEX CRIME that harmed REAL WOMEN AND GIRLS, and the only punishment they got was a forced name change. Fuck Devsisters.

Lastly, the trigger joke. Back when Ion Cookie Robot and Cyborg Cookie were new, the official CR Twitter account made a Tweet captioned as “triggered”, and below that caption was a GIF of Ion Cookie Robot becoming angry and shifting to their Red Dread Costume, thereby implying that Ion Cookie Robot was “triggered” and became unreasonably angry. This was posted during the time when ableists were using the term “triggered” as a “meme”, which harms people with PTSD. The Tweet was deleted, and another Tweet was made that apologized for the previous Tweet, but this was only after backlash from fans. However, notice that Purple Yam Cookie is also a trigger joke. He has PTSD from being burned alive in the Oven for so long, and as a result he is easily angered (anger is his stress response). The game treats this as a joke and minimizes his suffering just because other Cookies were in the Oven (before coming to life). His anger is treated as unreasonable and unwarranted, and it’s treated as a joke. Does that sound familiar? Now take into account that his anger is juxtaposed with Milk’s “kind”, “gentle” demeanor. Yikes.

BONUS ROUND:

DevSam, a worker at Devsisters, once said that GingerBrave had a Costume in LINE that was a “sexy cat costume”. GingerBrave is a minor, and the Costume was literally not sexy at all. Why did they refer to him as sexy if he’s a minor??

Images from an official CR account showed a person dressed as GingerBrave giving gifts to a person dressed as Pink Choco Cookie, a Cookie associated with romantic love. This can be easily interpreted as romantic and is therefore pedophilic because GingerBrave is a child and Pink Choco Cookie is an adult. Why post this at all??

Buttershell Fox referred to Maple Panda with a word that was VERY close to a slur against black people in the original text of the Secrets of the Hidden City cutscenes. This was only changed when a popular Twitter user let everyone know about it and asked people to email Devsisters about it.

I can provide links and screenshots for proof if needed, but please DM me or send an ask to ask for these. I’m definitely forgetting other things they’ve done that are bad, but this already should be enough to raise eyebrows.

[bakersstreetirregulars]

Costume of the Year- Round 1

�� Hi, everyone! Cream Puff Cookie reporting in for Round 1 of the Costume of the Year Awards! How do you get involved? Easy! Vote for the costume you want, and get 100 Crystals for your first vote in the round! When the timer expires, the votes are counted and the winners move to the next round. We don’t know what happens for the winner, but it might be something good! Then again… Timekeeper didn’t win anything for last December’s Cookie of the Year Award. For fairness, most costumes of the same rarity will be matched in this first round. Legendary Costumes are going to be matched with Super Epic Costumes. We will also highlight the rarities as follows:

Common- 1 -> 0

Rare- 4 -> 0

Epic- 41 -> 24

Super Epic- 43 -> 22

Legendary- 3 -> 2

Cheerleader’s Pillow Fight VS Milk’s Herald of Victory [UNEVEN MATCHUP] (16-84)

Blackberry’s Elegant Respite VS Sour Belt’s Choc’au Latte F/W Collection (36-64)

Princess’s Royal Crown [ROYAL CLUB EXCLUSIVE] VS Snow Sugar’s Aurora Cloak (37-63)

Jujube’s Grand Marshal VS Carrot’s Floral Chef de Cuisine (54-46) [Close one right here, folks!]

Peach’s Garden of Delights VS Ion Cookie Robot’s Red Dread (88-12) [No chance!]

Cheesecake’s Party Royale VS Aloe’s Visitor From The Future (86-14) [Party like no tomorrow!]

Alchemist’s Forbidden Flask VS Mala Sauce’s Unyielding Rook (32-68)

Moonlight’s Blissful Full Moon VS Pomegranate’s Twisted Labyrinth (74-26)

Dr. Wasabi’s Twilight Outlaw [ISLAND OF MEMORIES EXCLUSIVE] VS Matcha’s Witherbark Shaman (18-82)

Roguefort’s Pursuit Of Lost Time VS Dark Enchantress’s Chaos Incarnate [LEGENDARY MATCHUP] (53-47) [What a fierce battle! It’s anyone’s game!]

Fairy’s Brushy Brushy Toothbrush VS Sparkling’s Star Guest (15-85)

Adventurer’s Accidental Host VS Tiger Lily’s Golden Warrior (61-39)

Skating Queen’s The Decisive Day VS Pink Choco’s Ribbity Water Beam (22-78)

Orange’s Summer Parade VS Lilac’s Midsummer Bliss (18-82)

Cinnamon’s Fortuneteller Apprentice VS Plum’s Sky Master (70-30)

Angel’s Voice Of Virtue VS Dr. Wasabi’s Wasabi Overdrive (83-17)

Wizard’s Azure Flame Staff VS Grapefruit’s Phenomenal Stuntmaster (31-69)

Vampire’s Insouciant King VS Night Raven [Wind Archer] (77-23)

Mustard’s Dawn Rebel VS Popping Candy’s Red Carpet Attire (9-91) [Ouch!]

Wind Archer’s Zephyr of Life VS Walnut’s Search For Lost Time [LEGENDARY MATCHUP] (86-14) [Time’s up!]

DJ’s Megastar VS Sandwich’s Midnight Snack [UNEVEN MATCHUP] (58-42)

Herb’s Sage of Ivies VS Sea Fairy’s Luminous Coral (21-79)

Muscle’s Warrior Tyke VS Cherry’s Water Bomb (39-61)

Devil’s Horns Of Gold VS Yogurt Cream’s Midsummer Plentitude (30-70)

Dark Choco’s Young Prince VS Salt’s Revenant Captain (76-24)

Fire Spirit’s Lord Of Flame VS Licorice’s Aberrant Conjurer (58-42) [Can Licorice put this fire out?]

Cream Puff’s Dark Magic Hat VS Ion Cookie Robot’s DinoBot No. 1 (74-26)

Alchemist’s Guileful Queen VS Sovereign Of Darkness [Dark Choco] (69-31)

Pirate’s Sea Overlord VS Shining Glitter’s Superstar Airport Attire (6-94) [OUCH, WHAT A CRUSHING BLOW!]

Sea Fairy’s Dread Trident Of The Abyss VS Roll Cake’s Menace Of The Circuit [LEGENDARY MATCHUP] (90-10) [No contest!]

Pistachio’s Virtuous Knight VS Mint Choco’s Magnificent Symphony [UNEVEN MATCHUP] (28-72)

Cherry Blossom’s Red Equinox VS Peppermint’s Ballad Of The Starry Seas (42-58) [It could go either way!]

Adventurer’s Explorer Tyke VS Gumball’s Water Bazooka (69-31)

Cocoa’s Enchanted Waltz VS Almond’s Commissioner Of Parfaedia (66-34)

Dino-Sour’s Pathfinder VS Squid Ink’s Pirate “Hunter” (20-80)

Fire Spirit’s Lord Of Ash VS Werewolf’s Shadow Lurker (31-69)

Hero’s Dark Force Suit [ISLAND OF MEMORIES EXCLUSIVE] VS Carol’s Picturesque Performer (8-92) [Devastating!]

Guardian Of The Millennial Tree [Wind Archer] VS Marshmallow’s Merry Year’s End March (36-64)

Gingerbrave’s Tuxedo VS Purple Yam’s Champion Of Valor [UNEVEN MATCHUP] (10-90) [No Commons Here!]

Kiwi’s Maverick Of The Circuit VS Chocolate Bonbon’s A.C.i.D F/W Collection (24-76)

White Choco’s Blazing Knight VS Yoga’s Enlightened Bishop [UNEVEN MATCHUP] (74-26)

Ninja’s Yami no Densetsu VS Beet’s Blooming Chef de Partie (47-53) [Beet’s barely hanging on!]

Lemon’s Unlimited Potential VS Pancake’s Unicorn Jammies (26-74)

Whipped Cream’s Night Of Reverie VS Truffle’s Rumorous Collector (51-49) [Practically a tie!]

Wizard’s Arcane Mage VS Rockstar’s Epic Year’s End Concert (40-60) [Too close to call!]

Moonlight’s Alluring Crescent Moon VS Cinnamon’s Jokester Of Hearts (68-32)

Cheerleader’s Crazy Cute Uniform [ISLAND OF MEMORIES EXCLUSIVE] VS Spinach’s Pouch of Wishes (13-87) [Everyone off the Island!]

Moonlight’s Milky Way VS Macaron’s Festive Year’s End Parade (60-40)

💫 …and that’s the bracket! Unfortunately, not every costume was added either due to their limited-time nature, the directors’ inability to find a proper matchup in the brackets, or the costume’s lack of popularity. One example being my “Almost Great Detective”. There was also only one Common costume in the entire bracket: Gingerbrave’s Tuxedo. Staring down Purple Yam, based on a short meeting with him, I would guess he’ll be out in the first round, but who knows? The post’s votes will be updated as needed, and winners will be marked. That’s it! Good luck to everyone in the bracket!

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I want to hear you talk about ion but I don't have any specific questions

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i have ramble disease so another read more:

hmmmmm so basically when it comes to ion, something i think about a lot is how cyborg menace didn’t JUST feature collecting cyborg’s memory chips - the first half of the event was all about collecting ion’s

it’s obvious why cyborg’s memory chips were important - the entire thing about the event is that cyborg was missing their memories. but why ion? furthermore, when the event first started, gingerbrave said that robots were attacking, but seemed to be missing their memories. however, it doesn’t seem like cyborg was initially attacking directly - the ions were. so it stands to reason that gingerbrave was referring to them, but…why? why would they be missing their memories?

well, recently a friend of mine was curious about how some lines in the original korean compare to the english localization, and translated some stuff. among those things were some of ion’s red dread lines, and, well…while red dread does have a few english lines about being critically damaged, the korean seems to be more explicit about the fact that ion is in pain

where am i going with this? weeeeeell.

so, aloe and cyborg are about to activate ion. it’s a big day; this is the pinnacle of so, so much work, work they’ve spent much of their lives on. they’ve finally done it - a true cookie AI. but, as they activate it…

something goes wrong. ion’s cooling mechanisms experience critical failure, causing them to rapidly overheat. this heat causes internal damage to their systems, and ion, in response to injury, shifts into defensive mode. they are very young, very bewildered, and very in pain.

cyborg notices this, and runs over to see if there’s anything they can do to fix it. ion, on their side, while they’re in defensive mode, while they’re badly injured, sees someone they don’t recognize running at them.

aloe notices something is wrong and moves to shut ion down, but, well - it’s too late for cyborg, and too late for aloe’s leg. the rest is history

i don’t think ion remembers what happened - aloe wiped this entire disaster clean off their hard drive. but maybe in the process, accidentally damaged part of ion’s episodic memory recall? so they’re able to remember stuff they’ve learned, but specific events tend to get corrupted easily, and collecting all the memory chips fixed it or whatever. hence one of ion’s memories that was collected in cyborg menace being a super recent one - the moment of their escape

i don’t think cyborg holds any ill will towards ion for this after they regain their memories - it doesn’t even occur to them. the way they see it, this is an issue of them and aloe being too lax with safety precautions, both in how they missed the critical flaw in ion’s cooling systems that caused them to begin to overheat, and in how there were better courses of action to take than just running closer to the malfunctioning machine. it doesn’t even have anything to do with ion, really

meanwhile, aloe doesn’t either, but - subconsciously they felt scared of ion ever since then…in the scene when cyborg and ion escape from the lab, ion says “Now learning: freedom”, implying they were also a prisoner. i don’t think aloe ever let ion out - it was just never the right time, and what if something else bad happened? no, no, they’d focus on getting cyborg back, and the two of them could tweak ion together…i don’t think ion was very pleased about this, though

i know in canon, ion and aloe are buddies, but i also like the idea of ion continuing to dislike aloe long after cyborg has made up with em. this originally started due to my own frustration that i already detailed in the roleswap post, that aloe never apologizes for anything they’ve done, and i wanted at least one character to not be okay with everything, yknow? so while i tend to ignore that bit and go “actually aloe did apologize and is working on making things right because that was super messed up and good intentions don’t cancel out the harmful effects it had”, i still keep ion as someone who is not so easily forgiving.

(i do think aloe and ion eventually get on decent terms, but 1) that takes a really, really long time, like to the point where if aloe had a natural lifespan instead of eventually becoming an immortal machine, they would’ve died of old age before it happens, and 2) even then, they’re never super close)

even with their memories restored and their memory storage ability repaired, i don’t think ion ever gets the memory of killing cyborg back. aloe was very thorough in scrubbing that one out

hm…any other ion thoughts…

oh yeah, i don’t think this is likely, but im always in a state of hoping the next event’ll be AI run 2, so! if AI run 2 is the next event, it’d come alongside the friendly run revamp, and you know what’d be a really cute idea for that? now that ion’s chilled out, it’s time to teach em about making friends! and what better way to do that than by observation? so you run with a buddy + an ionbot and this helps em collect friendship data….i just think it’d be really cute 

[mymarifae]

ion cookie robot!

favorite thing about them:

they are literally just a baby. like i have never seen something that emits such strong Baby energy

least favorite thing about them:

i don’t like their red dread costume but i just pretend it doesn’t exist

favorite line:

“Cyborg = friend.” never fails to bring me to tears

brOTP:

CYBORG!!!! cyborg carries them around on their shoulders…

random headcanon:

they really like plants…..cyborg and aloe take them on a lot of hikes/nature walks because they just love plants! so much! it’s their favorite thing to learn about! ion b like *downloads 400 botany book pdfs*

they like animals too but. 

song i associate with them:

mmmmaybe vestal avenue

favorite picture of them:

THIS is peak character design

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Already answered trophy race combi and favorite pet!!

💥General Headcanon you have?

Gay Nonbinary Cuban Vampire Cookie Real

Also, I know Sparkling is supposed to be champagne BUT... I headcanon him as sparkling cider so he can be Apple’s older brother. 😭

🥋Favorite costume?

Red Dread Ion Cookie appeals to me A LOT... I love angry robot designs!!

But Pirate’s Sea Overlord and Lime’s Sunny Summer are right up there with it for sure.

🏆Cookie in game you want buffed?

VAMPIRE COOKIE CANDY I’M ON MY KNEES!!!

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can you do stim board of ion cookie robot as red dread costume pls?

completed and queued!