#red Robin Hood

[hyflix]

Jason: Because I'm nice, you can choose how you die

Tim: Choked between your thighs or biceps please and thank you

[pridequest64]

The 6’3, 230lbs Red Hood has no qualms staring a man in the eyes as he kills him.

Or even blowing up a building to prove a point.

But Jason Todd relies on his 5’5, 125lbs twink of a boyfriend to lodge managerial complaints when his food order is missing a single item.

[annapoofle]

When THAT ONE FIC updates skfnckskentnckakrngjcbsntmxjshentkcuxhebtncushejtjxhwhd

[jellllllo-bowl]

gotham rainy nights

i firmly believe in Duke doing silly things with his power

hiding under your dad's cape when it's pouring outside can be something very special + bat-rain-poncho, several years later

[flyrobinflyy]

NOBODY FUCKING MOVE.

[starspilli]

a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared

[ultimate-marysue]

It's raining nonstop where I am so I'm just picturing the Batfam during a flood.

Red Robin uploads a TikTok from the safety of a roof saying "watch him go!" As Red Hood keeps trying to drive his bike against the current. A big wave comes by and he's slowly dragged downhill. The caption reads "don't drive during floods".

Batman and Robin are on the ground helping civilians out of cars when the intensity doubles and in minutes Damian goes from wading knee deep in the water to swimming. The emergency batfloaties get triggered and he floats away as Bruce fails to grab him by half an inch. "Robin serenely drifting in the current" becomes a meme.

Someone takes a picture of a very flustered spoiler trying to squeeze the water out of her cape. The second she lets go the weight of the water makes her fall ass over backwards. Black Bat ends up giving her her waterproof cape.

Signal makes mirages of sharks in the water to scare the shit out of any criminals. Oracle uploads the recordings with Benny hill as background music. Bludhaven escapes the worst of the storm and Nightwing sends pictures to the group chat patting the barely wet concrete just to rub it in. He still slips on a puddle and eats shit, Barbara sends that to the group chat.

[everwalldigan]

Bruce: who are you? A new crime lord?

Jason: *takes off his helmet*

Bruce: *squints suspiciously* a new crime lord who looks like a grown up version of my dead son?

Jason: *sighs in annoyance and forces a bright smile*

Bruce: JASON THE NEW CRIME LORD???

[boombaux]

[jazzz-posts]

I long wanted to publish Batman memes/drawings. I really love the batboys.

[ashrayus]

some jasons and damians thats been piling up :]

(and tim and alfred the cat)

[hyflix]

Tim "everyone's love for me is conditional" Drake and Jason "I will love you until my heart gives out" Todd

[pridequest64]

Despite having dated Jason for over a year, Tim still likes to wear Superboy’s shirts around the house.

Of course Jason knows Tim only does this to make him Jealous.

And of course Superboy somehow ends up with a lump of Kryptonite on his doorstep every other week.

[gothamitee]

What will you be tonight? That’s the question

[mantareidraws]

Giving battinson the big birb hug he so desperately needs 🫂

[sunaddicted]

I love the idea of all the batkids kinda being weird with Bruce's money - Dick doesn't want it; Tim has his own money; Damian was born in luxury and doesn't really comprehend Bruce showing affection with money. And then there's Jason texting Bruce something like "put a couple of hundreds on my bank account" or just forwarding Bruce his bills because goddamn, that boy has pride but he's not stupid: if the old man wants to pay, let him fucking pay.