#records on walls

[andrewisdoing]

“Just a little lovin'

Early in the mornin'

Beats a cup of coffee

For starting off the day”

Morning selection:

🌞 Dusty In Memphis - Dusty Springfield

[starsandwriting]

OHHH SOFT STATIC AND WHIRRING OF RUNNING TAPE HOW I MISSED YOU

[nestfulofhornets]

had a realization

[evelyn-and-art]

Oh, darling, all of the city lights never shine as bright as your eyes. I would trade them all for a minute more But the car's outside and he's called me twice, But he's gonna have to wait tonight~

Car’s Outside by James Arthur

[egophiliac]

Do yoy like their silly little dance

the inside of my brain at any given moment:

[wafflesrisa]

Ferrari pit wall disasterclass no. 9283749th edition (Las Vegas 2024)

- Panic when your drivers are so evenly matched they’re racing each other all the time

- Faff around uselessly and then decide on team orders while one of your drivers is in the pit lane???

- Forget that the other driver needs to pit too. Ignore his calls to pit. Then forget his tyres and screw his pit exit against Hamilton

- Undercut the driver that was supposed to benefit from your team orders in the first place

Then your drivers somehow pinch a 3rd and 4th place from the jaws of your clownery by pure skill. Except that now they’re annoyed at each other and at the pit wall.

And instead of celebrations you get bad press and social media infighting

CLOWN ASS TEAM

[vanhelsingapologist]

Publishing has always been a fucking nightmare, but now it’s a layer of hell. It’s not enough that writers be good at what they do. Writers have to maintain an active social media presence and cultivate a following. Be available.

They have to be conventionally attractive enough to look good enough to see on a screen, aesthetically pleasing, kind, funny, up-to-date on trends, socially aware but not so controversial that they turn off a brand from California from slapping their discount code on a video promoting a book.

They have to do all of this with no media training, with little help from the companies that are supposed to be doing this for them.

Of course, a lot of this isn't possible for say, the 40-something mother of two who teaches English at a school and writes on the side. She’s boxed out of an already complex industry that already has enough walls.

On some level, I think authors have always marketed themselves a little, but we’ve reached such a crazy point where we’re demanding the author become the influencer. Accessibility in publishing has narrowed from an inch to a sliver. And that inch was hard enough to get in as is.

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

You may have heard that Aardman is producing a two-minute stop-motion short for Over the Garden Wall’s tenth (!!!) anniversary:

But what you may not have heard is that two rare pieces of OTGW merch are slated for re-release as well!

Both are available for pre-order and should arrive by late November.

[midnitecafe]

first night in a new place

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[nickywrites]

Hey so—

“Maybe I’ll save you” and “I’ve never been so happy in my life” have the same music

[andrewisdoing]

(What’s The Story) Morning Glory? - Oasis

• Notes: This album … whew, while it may be cliche to hear “Wonderwall” for some, I still can’t help but get lost in it, or hearing “Champagne Supernova” and allowing it to overwhelm me with nostalgia ❤️ I mean, what a way to start my morning.

[maybe-a-dinosaur]

seijoh 4 as summer camp employees

hanamaki takahiro is BUILT for this he has fun hair he’s weird he’s engaging his he’s colorful his water bottle is covered in stickers he has sandals on toes Out he is shameless he’s kinda unhinged it so works. he’s a counselor but almost never has a cabin to himself he’s more like a sub if someone else has gets sick or whatever but when he shows up it’s like a celebrity sighting a monumentous occasion. if he’s not needed anywhere else he’s helping out with arts and crafts his favorite artworks are the ones where you can’t tell what the fuck it’s supposed to be. he has lots of string friendship bracelets he knows how to make them but lies whenever someone asks he just gives them one he gatekeeps cuz he thinks it’s funny and teaching is too much work. he tells the most Outrageous ghost stories and is the reason only half of the kids will go in the lake he talks about bigfoot and campers who went missing and the town’s curse he is carrying on legacies he is SO fun.

iwaizumi hajime is the Coolest fucking counselor ever. bandana around his head sleeves cut off of the uniform tshirt (muscle tee now) he has friendship bracelets a beat up watch one anklet his water bottle is on its last leg he has a dinosaur keychain on his backpack he like epitomizes cool guy the kids idolize him. his cabin wins every single camp-wide competition every time like he’s peak athleticism and he’s just like so awesome or whatever it’s contagious. he picks kids up and throws them in the lake and pool if a frisbee gets stuck in a tree he gets it every time he caught a snake once and took it back to the woods everyone wants to sit next to him in the mess hall he can’t build a fire and is mad about it he sleeps like a fucking Rock and snores like a lawnmower and eats enough for 3 people at every meal.

oikawa tooru is a lifeguard. at the pool at the lake he’s always around the water somehow and Everyone has a crush on him. up on his lifeguard chair sunglasses on his skin is all golden whistle around his neck or spinning on his finger his hair somehow always looks good he wears a headband one day and someone literally faints. he teaches swimming and canoeing lessons and is really good at it he almost Never has to save anyone for someone who works by the water you’d think they’d swim a little more. he’s pretty quiet when he’s on duty he takes the job seriously but he’s a fucking motormouth when he’s off that chair he will Not shut up. he sits w the boys at meals running that fucking mouth pisses them off So Bad he blatantly flirts/fights with iwaizumi when the kids aren’t around and Refuses to get into a canoe with him bc it always ends up getting flipped. he’s really good with the younger kids they’re his favorite to work with but he is generally well liked throughout the camp he’s like everyone’s counselor crush and he always eats raisin bran for breakfast.

matsukawa issei is the camp cryptid he works with the older kids who like go backpacking and spend all their time in the woods he emerges looking like he’s been there all his life. he kinda just appears sometimes doing odd jobs taking things to the lost and found feeding the chickens fishing things out of the lake general camp maintenance he materializes out of the trees with a fire extinguisher a neon yellow backpack and a missing camper. he’s often accompanied by the camp dog so there are theories (encouraged by takahiro) that he’s actually a werewolf and that’s why he’s everywhere some people think he is the camp dog issei thinks this is very funny. the only place he’s consistently found is the mess hall at meals otherwise when not wandering or in the forest he can be found hanging out with hiro coming up with new ghost stories playing some sort of sport with hajime or pouring water on tooru’s head wherever he happens to be. issei is the best campfire builder on the property and some of the kids are scared of him he never has his phone can only be contacted by walkie-talkie he is the jack of all trades.

[ftl-faster-than-life]

The fact that Barry owns and has read every DC comic ever written as of Dark Crisis is so funny to me. That amount of meta knowledge is insane. He knows things about his friends' and family's love lives and inner thoughts they'd never put in a diary.

I bet he didn't even have to pay for them, too. He just showed up at DC's offices apologetically looking for the resources to build another Cosmic Treadmill like he did in the Silver Age, and they decided to give him a copy of everything they've got.

I love this guy.

[charmac]

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia DVD Menus (S3-10)

[surreal-duck]

catch you!!!