#receit sanders sides

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[firewolf111]

Remus: I have an idea to get away with drunk driving.

Janus: By not driving while drunk?

Remus: No, stupid. By bringing a sober friend with you. That way, when you get pulled over, you kiss them and inhale their sober air to pass the breathalyzer.

Janus: That's not- why wouldn't you just have the sober friend drive?

Remus: *stares at Janus with a wide grin while blinking one eye at a time*

Janus: ...

Janus: Are you just creating an excuse to make out with me?

[quackkaz]

Remus, teasingly : Come ooooooon, I'm one of the most responsible people you know!

Janus : I agree. Usually, when something happens, you're the one responsible.

[starlit-roman]

Receit? Nah, Receipt

(Hoping no one has made this joke yet)

[raspberry-bat]

hey yous here’s some art. yknow, the thing i made this account for? what have i become.

my first time actually drawing kisses, be nice

AND IGNORE THE HAND.

[imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper]

After OVER A YEAR I have finally managed to update my fanfiction! I love this story with all my heart and as I try to rebuild my reader base it would mean the world to me if you would give it chance! I cannot thank my beta reader remuskinn enough for sticking with me through this! Happy Christmas in almost June everyone LOL!

[ashtonisvibing]

had my bestie give me more ships to bingo-ify

receit

they're not okay but like,,, in the best way possible

but tbh any ship that involve remus is not okay in the best way possible

they both fix each other and make each other worse and honestly i love that for them <3

marvelsepticeye

GUYS

GUYS LISTEN TO ME

I AM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THEM OKAY???

I AM NOT FUCKING NORMAL-

they are so fucking in love you don't UNDERSTAND

they are a shy goober nerd and a sassy magical cat and they literally kiss and cuddle so much

they are married they have two daughters they have a house and a dog they give each other flowers and so much love and

asjkhdhjkdashkjdahkjdfkhgdfshlgkfsd

superaverage

honestly, i really do see the appeal to this ship

but them being friends is just- so valuable and important to me that it's personally not a ship of mine

look i just love them as buddies too much okay?

literally best friends that play video games and cuddle

prinxiety

another ship that i see the appeal of but just isn't for me

everyone talks about moceit divorce about nobody talks about prinxiety divorce

loceit

i think that this screenshot from said bestie and i says everything that needs to be said for them

intrulogic

they have a lab rat/mad scientist relationship to me

their idea of a date is logan dissecting remus and studying his insides

remus has, multiple times, ripped his heart out and said "you've stolen my heart~" to logan

logan then proceeds, every time, to jump that man's bones, cuz god that's hot as fuck

[austinnotliketexas]

I don’t ship anything in Sanders Sides but if I did it would be Remus and Deceit purely so I can say ‘I have a receit’ and when people think I mean a receipt I’ll show them pictures of Janus and Remus

[thomas-sanders-shipname-glossary]

Sanders Sides OTP Names

Glossary Masterpost

A list of the shipnames of Sanders Sides Characters that include two people! Orange is included with temporary shipnames until we know more about him, as has been voted in this poll! Ordered by however it made sense to me.

All names with a (*) came from this post by @treenissanderssidesstuff which I found to be fun alternatives. Edit: All Sides/Nico shipnames were made by me (as were the King/Roman and Remus ones), as I haven't found any elsewhere. If you have your own ideas for them, please message me!

1) Patton / Roman - Royality, Royalty*

2) Patton / Logan - Logicality, Motivate *

3) Patton / Virgil - Moxiety, Moxie*

4) Patton / Janus - Moceit, Patceit, Dogma*

5) Patton / Remus - Intruality, Momus, Moduke, Duality*

6) Patton / Thomas - Patmas, Thomality

7) Patton / Nico - Patco, Nitton

8) Patton / King - Moking

9) Patton / Orange - Pange, Oratton, Morange

10) Roman / Logan - Logince, Procudure*

11) Roman / Virgil - Prinxiety, Proximate*

12) Roman / Janus - Roceit, Princeit, Drama Club*

13) Roman / Remus - Remrom, Romrem

! For platonic/familial relationship, please use Creativitwins!

14) Roman / Thomas - Romthom, Romas

15) Roman / Nico - Roco, Niman

16) Roman / King - Roking, Romking, Kingman

17) Roman /Orange - Rorange, Pringe

18) Logan / Virgil - Analogical, Analog*

19) Logan / Janus - Loceit, Decipher

20) Logan / Remus - Intrulogical, Lomus, Reproductive*

21) Logan / Thomas - Lomas

22) Logan / Nico - Loco, Nigan

23) Logan / King - Loking

24) Logan / Orange - Lorange, Logange, Loge

25) Virgil / Janus - Anxceit, Hissterics*

26) Virgil / Remus - Dukexiety, Vimus, Virus*

27) Virgil / Thomas - Thvi, Thomxiety

28) Virgil / Nico - Vico, Nirgil

29) Virgil / King - Kingxiety, Viking

30) Virgil / Orange - Anxange, Virange, Orgil

31) Janus / Remus - Dukeceit, Demus, Remceit, Receit*, Intruceit, Trashnoodle

32) Janus / Thomas - Thomceit

33) Janus / Nico - Janico, Ninus

34) Janus / King - Kingceit

35) Janus / Orange - Oranceit, Jange

36) Remus / Thomas - Intrumas

37) Remus / Nico - Remco, Nimus

38) Remus / King - Intruking, Kingmus

39) Remus / Orange - Intruorange, Intrange

40) Thomas / Nico - Karrot Kings, Pintroverts

41) Thomas / King - Kingmas

42) Thomas / Orange - Thorange, Thomge

43) Nico / King - Kingco, Nicing, Nicoking

44) Nico / Orange - Nicorange

45) King / Orange - Kingange, Kirange

[inlustris-sys]

Patton, holding up Remus: stinky

Deceit: no!!!! Don't be mean!!

Virgil: stinky bastard man!

Deceit, getting tearful: noooooo!!!

Logan: naughty boy. Brat man.

Deceit, distraught and in tears: nOOOOOO

[korruptbrekker]

Decided to give @cak3art ’s Color This In Your Style challenge a shot, and I’m actually really pleased. It was a nice chance for me to try a more painterly render and I’m quite pleased with how it turned out. :)

Click for better resolution.

If you like, please reblog. <3

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Janus: See this picture of you, Remus?

Janus: See how it captures your inner dynamics, your sense of destiny, your divine fire.

Janus: (holds up Remus's mugshot)

[firewolf111]

Prompt from @jesterbilly Someone trying to bring in a pet without someone noticing

Remus: *crawling on the floor towards his room*

Janus: Remus. What are you up to this time?

Remus: Nothing.

Janus: Mhmm. Sure. Stand up.

Remus: *stands, trying to hide an obvious squirming lump in his shirt*

Janus: *sighing* What is it this time?

Remus: *pulls out an octopus* This is my son.

Janus: Please tell me it doesn't have rabies.

Remus: Silly, Jan. Octopuses can't get rabies.

Janus: First off, octopi... I think. Second, I know that. Yet somehow you've given a fish rabies before. So...

Remus: ...

Janus: So that's a yes. Go put it back where you found it.

Remus: *pouting* fine. *leaves*

Janus: *to the now empty room* ... it's going to end up in my bed tonight, isn't it?

[quackkaz]

Remus : *glaring at Virgil for being mean to Janus*

Virgil : Don’t look at me like that.

Remus : *grins and bites bottom lip*

Virgil : Don’t look at me like that either.

[loganslowdown4]

Janus: Ree, come over here, I have a present for you.

Remus: And I have one for you! {walks in shirtless, wearing a huge bow around him}

Janus:….

Janus: On second thought, I’ll open my gift first…

[raspberry-bat]

Today on another episode of I read a fic and never saved it so don’t know how to find it- help me find a fic!

It’s a dukeceit oneshot, they’re playing two truths and a lie and Remus is all like “*random fact I don’t remember*, I have green eyes, I’m madly in love with Janus” and everyone’s like omg Remus ur so silly ofc the lie is Janus! Because Remus has green eyes and Janus is all upset bc ugh it’s not funny joking about being in love with me. BUT! Roman to the rescue because he reminds Janus that AH AH AH! ROMAN has blue eyes. Therefor Remus must have blue eyes. Temus wears contacts DUNNDUN DUNNN Then they make up wah wah happy ending