#reblogged like. 2 max joke posts????

[sundancefemme]

why do you post so much about gay porn when youre a lesbian? would it be okay for a gay man to do the same about lesbians? genuine question, not supposed to be mean

this is…a very weird thing to say

[omg-i-killed-kenny]

Recreating my intro post, here we go...

🌟!!Read before you interact!!🌟

Please DO NOT reblog this post I beg of you, unless you are a Mutual trying to spread this out to other ppl to find my blog. If you have this reblogged WITH PERMISSION and it has been UPDATED. Please delete the reblog and reblog the newer version! Thank you! :)

I loik misteareon, kemny, kayl, curtain, and uh... I like... I like oink he is kewl. But also I like shley. O Im dum I alsu loik bubbers.

(please read)

(last updated: January/7/2025)

Greetings mortals, I'm Kyle (or any other names you wanna call me as long as it's not offensive). I came onto Tumblr to post my art and random aus and stuff I do.

❗WARNING❗

I am a south parkie so there might be suggestive or adult content here, I CAN promise that there WILL NOT be anything truly explicit here.

First before you continue plz reed my niknams 4 da sowth park charactrs

~About me~

My favorite character of all time is Kyle from south park. (Also butters 🤗)

I'm trans aroace and pansexual +panromantic (I only really crush of fictional characters or people I'll never have a chance with)

Pronouns are he/him

-South park fan (so I might post suggestive or adult content but NEVER too explicit)

-I have WAYYYYYYYYYY too many mutuals (about 50 or something, srs not j!) /pos

-I'm always down for a chat, hit me up! 😉

-I'm a very kind person, so I don't mind you venting to me.

-I'm not very sensitive to anything really.

-too many fandoms I'm into! Lol

-i do make some dirty jokes but it won't be often, like I said though; this blog is SFW!!!

-MINOR so please be patient with me, I have school! (I'm under 15)

-I have diagnosed ADHD, autism and ✨schizophrenia✨ :D 👍

-I joined Tumblr at may something 2024!

-i'm a young artist and writer taking art classes!

-dating someone already (taken)

-i beat up a teenager with an umbrella /srs

-i'm tone-deaf when reading so please use tonetags!

-if there's something wrong with me there is obviously something wrong with you because buddy, your wasting your time and breath saying things that aren't true.

-I do curse

-i don't want anybody talking shit about me or threatening me because that has happened before. I don't need any bullshit or drama from the place I come to post my art and relax.

-I like using acronyms and emoticons/emojis :P

-I like being decorative!

-I have pupaphobia which is the fear of puppets!

-i am ALMOST 14!!!!

-my favorite south park shitz are basically all of them except for Stan, nobody likes Stan 💀💀💀💀💀

- I like listening to (really loud) fnf songs! Mostly the new child's play from fnf: pibby: apocalypse or south park: destroyed past! (Both pibby mods, teehee)

- I actually really Fucking hate the ship style. I find them more like brothers than anything. Even though I haven't actually sat down and watched the show for once, but If you're a style shipper we're cool, but if you talk about it to me we're not cool. (WHY IS IT EVEN CANON?!? 😭😭😭)

-I AM NOT ALWAYS ONLINE DUE TO HAVING ABOUT AN HOUR OR MORE A DAY SO PLEASE DO NOT SPAM/SEND THE SAME ASK MORE THAN ONCE

-if you try to start shit with me your bad actions/words will be used against you and shared to the public. My mutuals will see.

Apparently I do not have DNI but just please be nice is all I'm asking.

⭐Fandoms⭐ (not entirely in order)

1. South Park ❄️(I've only seen 2 episodes and a few scenes though, that is my main fandom)

2. Gravity Falls❔

3. Sprunki 🎵

4. Learning with Pibby ◼️

5. Adventure Time 🗡️

6. TAWoG/the amazing world of gumball 🐱

7. Rusty Lake 🚣‍♂️ (horror game series)

8. Undertale 💀

9. Bendy and The Ink Machine 🔏

10. Hazbin Hotel/Helluva boss/Zoophobia 😈 (do not support the creator)

11. Resident Evil 🧟

12. Spooky month 🎃

13. Sonic The Hedgehog 🦔 (very low on this one though)

14. The amazing digital circus 🎪

15. Regular show 🤷

16. Amanda the adventurer 📺

17. Sam and max 🐕🐇 (not much)

18. Friday night funkin (not in the lore etc)

19. FNaF/five nights at Freddy's 🐻

20. TSaMS/the sun and moon show ☀️🌓 (not much)

21. Minecraft (don't know the lore, I just play it)

22. Dandy's world 🌼 (not much)

23. Alan Becker = those stick figure animations and stuff

24. Happy tree friends/htf (never actually sat down and watched through the series, though it's funny. I like gory shit)

25. Hellpark 👿(never read it, but I know it's pretty good)

26. Bunny Maloney 🐇 (not entirely interested but I can talk about it)

I might possibly add more

Commission rules

They are no longer free! But I will do art trades for free!

If you want to buy a commission plz pay me on CashApp (WebstarEnt)

Sideblogs :3

@elyketaruccayllacilbib -- which is some random sideblog I have for literally no reason I guess... Used for posting doodles.

@alex-ventz -- vent blog, mutuals only (which means if I'm following you and you're following me)

@landon-almerandez -- south park oc blog

@kennymccormick-rp-blog -- Kenny blog

@boyofbutter -- butters blog

@adventuretimerulez -- re-blog for Adventure time

@arianaa-lion-blog -- sprunki oc blog

@mystereblogs -- not much but a yapping/reblog acc that's mysterion themed.

Other socials!

Tumblr - omg-i-killed-kenny (but ur already here)

Discord - kyal_izkewl

Wattpad - kyal_izkewl

Roblox - kyal_izkewl

DeviantArt - kyal1zkewl

Pinterest - Kyal_1zkewl

I do not have Instagram nor a YouTube channel yet

✨STENNY✨

KYAL MA BOI 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

South park oc ref sheet if anyone cares. If I request something from you that has to do with him, look in my intro post, right here.

I do have my own discord server for my roleplayer friends so do please check it out!

Again, do not reblog this post unless I allow you too.

[mommyclan]

Welcome to Mommyclan! Here's a masterpost for any questions

Hi! I am @girltigerclaw and @mommyclaws , owner of Mommyclan!

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Q: What is Mommyclan?

Mommyclan started out with this post on my art blog, @/mommyclaws ! It was initially a semi-joke but it got popular and lots of people started making ocs! It's now a collaborative community fanclan!

Q: Can I join Mommyclan? How many characters are allowed?

Anyone can join Mommyclan!

Only 1 oc per person please! The absolute max is 2. If you add more than 2, your 3rd oc will not be counted or included in any Mommyclan activities or art by me. This is to avoid over crowding.

Q: How do I join Mommyclan

Make a post with your character and tag THIS blog, (not @/mommyCLAWS !) If you do not tag me, I might not see it! You can also submit your character via asks.

You can DM (or ask) me any questions, but please do not submit your character in dms!

Q: Can I join Mommyclan if I can't draw?

Answer here

Q: Is there a deadline to join?

There is no deadline or member limit. You can join at anytime :]

Q: Is my OC in Mommyclan?

Find out!

Q: Who is the "leader" of Mommyclan? Can I make a leader or deputy?

Answer

Q: Is there an official alligiences list of all Mommyclan cats?

Not yet.

Q: What is Mommyclan lore?

Wait and see....! 😈

At the moment, the biggest lore device was a funny idea by @/irldragonart that there used to be one giant clan, MarriageClan, but they got divorced and are now Daddyclan and Mommyclan.

A joke based on how a majority of Mommyclan cats seem to have a divorce history despite this not being planned before hand at all, so all of their exes are said to be in Daddyclan😭

[Helpful tags:]

Mommyclan q&a : See if I have already answered a question you have!

Mommycanon : All lore posts will be under this tag

Mommyclan activity : Check out what everyone's doing atm or reblog and answer questions about your oc!

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Fanart : Art that everyone has made!

Mommyclanner : Every accepted cat in the clan will be under this tag

If you have anymore questions, shoot me an ask or dm!

Last of all thank you everyone!! Mommyclan has grown and created alittle community for itself because of YOU GUYS and I am very happy that I have gotten the chance to host and organize something like this. I love all of your OCs, silly jokes, and art! <3

[nuclearplutonium]

Dividers

Ello! I’m Robin.. buuut you can also call me Elliot, Orion, Rory, or Moth :D

Check out my new and totally awesome strawpage!

Alterhuman therian and fictionkin, my theriotypes are black wolf, snow husky, and a T-Rex <33

I’m an artist and a little bit of a violinist (I mainly speak English but I also speak Russian!)

I am a MINOR!!! I am ok if adults (NOT THE SEX BOTS) interact with my blog or me in general just don’t be creepy or kinky about it please..

My blog is not meant for younger audiences, therefore I am telling you all that this is a 13+ BLOG. mainly because I’ll post art with mildly suggestive themes in it or reblog something weird.. whatever it may be, I just want to protect the little itty bitty babies that happen to stumble upon this beautiful yet horrifying tumblr blog .-.

currently locked in @thesillygoober7’s basement (GO FOLLOW HIM PLEASE THAT MIGHT MAKE HIM FINALLY LET ME OUT OF HERE)

taken by Thomas MWEEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEH

old acc is @charlibugg T_T

Here’s most of the stuff I like ! Purple = ION💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚

Blue = VERY VEEERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VEEERRYRYYY HYPERFIXATED

Green = LOVE ITTT

Orange = Cool cool I like it

Red = Eh… I mean it’s fine.. II/III, I.O.N/И.О.Н, TNM, BFDI/BFB/BFDIA & TPOT, EEE/THREEEE, BURNER, 5SOS, ONE, CFMOT/ИНМТ, Objectified, TDOS, LoTS, Animatic Battle, Bugbo, Dreamophrenia, Sprunki, Max Design Pro, Warrior Cats, Smiling Friends, ATHF, Gravity Falls, Villainous, Countryhumans, DHMIS, Electric Dreams (1984), Ride the Cyclone, Pink Corruption, Homestar Runner, 13 Карт, Hetalia, Regretevator, Great God Grove, Mouthwashing, Homestuck

besides fandoms I hyperfixate on time to time… I also LOVE nuclear reactors, dinosaurs, cats, epic guitar solos in music, whatever the hell plutonium jazz is, and I just genuinely love learning ANYTHING about nuclear physics and energy :3 (oh and lollipops, I love lollipops)

Some games I really like (not Roblox games) are In Stars and Time, JSAB/Just Shapes and Beats, Project Arrhythmia, Fallout 4/Fallout: New Vegas (IM SORRY FALLOUT 76 IS SO BORING AND BUGGY AAAAA), Omori, Mouthwashing, Sims 2-4, Tomodachi Life, Miitopia, Cardpocalypse, Wobbledogs, Pikuniku, Ooblets, Great God Grove, Splatoon 2-3, Dragon Quest: Builders 1-2, Minecraft, Wandersong, JSAB, and AC:NH :3

and most of the bands/artists I listen to are MSI, sElf, Will Wood/Will Wood and The Tapeworms, Human Zoo, The Scary Jokes, Sodikken, Poppy, Machinery of The Human Heart, Lemon Demon, Tally Hall, And One, Nine Inch Nails, STOMACH BOOK, Alice Schach and The Magical Orchestra, Ken Ashcorp, KSB Muzic, LiteralHat, YFM, Limp Bizkit, Insane Clown Posse, Gorillaz, Tyler the Creator, System Of A Down, Foo Fighters, That Handsome Devil, Sacri, They Might Be Giants, Oingo Boingo, Weird Al, Jhariah, MAMA RUSSIA, Lenin Was A Zombie, and Drive45!

I have Autism, ADHD, (I have some sort of Anxiety disorder too, forgot what it was called though) and Depression.. so sorry if I don’t talk/respond to asks or dms quick enough or I don’t answer them properly… I’m a very shy person. So please text me first if you want to dm me, if you’re a mutual I’d love to talk to you! ^_^

ask box will close down sometimes, it is not a mistake usually, I just don’t feel like taking asks (or I’m being swarmed by donation asks and I feel overwhelmed) :3

I do not have a set DNI, but I will block who I choose to block without warning (I don’t normally block though, I find it kind of rude 0n0)

Places I inhabit:

YouTube: RobbieMothyy

Spotify: Tonsillitis (yes that is my actual name on there shut up)

Pinterest: LIZARDWAZAZOMBIE - charred corpse

Instagram: Charlizardsb

Wattpad: spagheetee

Discord: (please DM me if you want my username)

TikTok: lizzardz.0n.steroidz

(Created: 1/15/24)

(Last updated: 2/7/25)

I reblog WAYY too many posts so if you’re willing to find my art search #bugs goof art

#Charlizard’s rabble ransoms - for random posts that are just filler or me going on a whole rant (will also be tagged for long posts too sometimes)

[vamos-chilli]

People are platforming sainz way too much when he’s the worse driver in ferrari just because he had his appendix removed like that makes him the most amazing driver ever he really shouldn’t have gotten driver of the day nevermind a win when Charles did so much more and gave him the position

the way im just trying to enjoy my enchiladas oh my god anyway i wasn’t gonna answer just straight up carlos hate asks bc it’s pointless yet here i am

i just find it really interesting that people act like liking carlos = hating charles and vice versa bc that’s the common thread ive been seeing across what people have been saying in my inbox and also in reblogs etc etc . it’s always utilising charles to degrade carlos and specifically his driving performances which in all honesty is very disrespectful to the team as a whole

but the reason that carlos has been getting so much media attention is because there are huge circumstances around him this season . he entered the season not having a seat for next year; people were curious- how would he react? how was he going to prove himself as deserving of a competitive seat for 2025? was the decision going to impact his relationship with the team etc etc etc . there was a lot of questions around him going into the season . especially after the shitshow of the last few races of the 2023 season between his vegas penalty and the god awful tyre strategy they had him on that ruined his race in abu dhabi.

bahrain peaked people’s interest in him- between the ‘im faster’ and team fighting on track (might i add is what you all wanted to see charles do in australia because the team orders were holding him back but got really pissed off that carlos had the gall to fight in bahrain when charles’ pace was thrown off by his breaking issues) . seeing carlos come into the season with so much uncertainty surrounding him and his performance and seeping him qualify second row abd taking a podium on the first race of the season generated more excitement. he was showing the beginnings of a promising final season with ferrari which is a pretty big deal . so of course there is going to be a huge media buzz around him . everyone expects the red bulls to do well it’s not breaking news when max verstappen wins but a driver with nothing to lose driving like he has nothing to lose is an interesting story . it’s journalism girl.

regarding the appendix, again this just adds to the excitement about him . it’s all narrative . like obviously people were shocked when he was diagnosed with appendicitis and it invited jokes about alex albon and his appendicitis which spurred on the media attention . and showing up to watch the race 24 hrs after his surgery of course nobody expected that because he was literally there against doctors orders- which yet again is going to garner a lot of buzz that he is dedicated enough to the team to show up so quickly after surgery .

when it comes to him racing post appendectomy again it’s so obvious that this is something that the media will want to pick up ‘f1 driver takes first non-redbull win in 10 races 2 weeks after surgery’ is a great base headline . that’s journalism baby . but it got people talking because in all honesty he really shouldn’t have been in that car it’s clear that he’s still pretty in pain and people were curious - how will he perform? will he even make it through practise? is he recovered enough to drive? will he have to stop mid race? have they made accommodations to his car to take pressure off his wounds? like you have to remember the toll these cars have on the body of the driver especially across the core. it’s incredibly impressive for someone to get in the car in the process of recovering front any surgery. and for carlos to be still in the late stage of recovery and to pull such impressive results in qualifying and the race is impressive . objectively he had physical hinderance and raced extremely well in spite of it . people are going to talk about it because it is pretty impressive.

as for carlos winning driver of the day again people are just excited . voted him driver of the day in bahrain for his sheer fucking audacity and pulling the first podium of the season which got peoples hopes up for ferraris performance for the rest of the season . he got driver of the day in bahrain because people were extremely impressed with how he raced given his physical circumstances . yes i think charles was also a contender for driver of the day because he also had a great race with the ferrari 1-2 and his defending against the mclarens but driver of the day is a fan vote and people will be voting for what generated the most excitement for them thing the race .

i also wouldn’t say charles GAVE him the position- he already had it . what you’re looking o say is that you’re disappointed charles didn’t have the opportunity to fight for the win. which yeah i get it i would also like to see a charles win this season and some more fighting on the track . but what we need to understand is that this point in time where charles was a few seconds behind carlos the priority was to defend against lando who was showing really good pace at which point charles has to decide if it’s worth trying to close the gap of around 5 seconds or defend against lando who was 2-3 seconds behind him . and obviously at the end he couldn’t increase his speed under the vsc . it’s just racing circumstances .

anyway my point is . is it really that deep in the end . yes carlos is getting a lot of attention right now but it’s just because there’s literally so much going on around him between his career uncertainty illness surgery and stellar performance in the early season . there is no plot against charles or whatever u think is happening and i’m willing to place my life savings that if another driver went under for surgery and pulled those results there wouldn’t be half the backlash as we r seeing . this is just how media works . people are interested in him right now . it’ll pass . we are only 3 races into the season . chill .

[just-some-guy-joust]

Just Some Guy OC Tourney - Side B: Round 2

Rules:

do NOT be mean to anyone or any characters in these polls. you MUST clarify if you are joking/teasing or you will be blocked. if you are someone who entered an oc into this and you are mean to other contestants you will be disqualified

do NOT claim a character doesn't deserve to be here. yes including your own. be nice

if you are posting propaganda you have to @ tag us, including if your propaganda is in the reblogs. it is difficult to tell when something is or isn't propaganda. anything not tagging us will likely be missed

please don't hesitate to let me know if i messed something up!

have fun, hype each other up <3 thank you

Mendel Warrenpeace | He/him | @bittersweetbonbon

CW: Transformation horror, isekai, lightning strikes

Mendel was just a normal guy, who happened to love Toontown: Corporate Clash *so* much that he played it nearly 24/7, maxing out all of his gags and disguises, even going so far as to become a beta tester for experimental VR haptic suits, just so he could be more immersed in the game. However, he was foolish enough to play the game in VR during the most intense lightning storm seen in his area, got struck by said lightning, and was isekaed into the game itself. Now trapped in the world he used to adore, at level one no less, he would do anything to get back home, up to and including re-beating the game, no matter how strenuous running around and throwing pies at robots is in "real life". Of course, beating the game isn't going to free him from Toontown's inky clutches, but we don't have to tell him that, right? Of course not.

Promos: He has a blog at mendelwarrenpeace.tumblr.com and a WIP toyhouse page at toyhou.se/26655994.mendel-warrenpeace

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Volshebney Rebenok Asteroff | He/him | @splatoonmaster69

The worlds most 14 year old ever. Eats a diet of only mac and cheese. Sneaks onto a boat by stabbing it and passing out. Just. So Incredibly 14 years old

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Full images and descriptions under the cut!

Mendel is, quite literally, so just some guy that I refuse to develop what he was like or what his name was pre-isekae, because his past is literally so generic and unimportant. He was NPC-core. He was nothingburger. His only friend is a 17-year-old who physically cannot stop themself from stealing things. Even now his only hobby is playing video games all day. He almost died a few days after being isekaed because he didn't want to leave his house. He's scared to walk around because he thinks the robots will shoot him point-blank just for being near them. I want to grab him and spin him around like that gif of a chimpanzee. He's even a furry.

When a powerful wizard loves another powerful wizard very much, they make a chaos magic abomination in the form of a baby. This baby ends up so incredibly sheltered with the most wet kitten energy in the world. He bites so watch out, but he doesnt bite very hard. Overall the fact the most key thing about his character is that hes 14 manages to make him just enough of just some guy that im submitting him to save other just some guys from their fate

[totheidiot]

intro post :)))

hm okay so most basic information about meee. the name is arian, my pronouns are strictly he/him. i am a sex-averse asexual (not sex-repulsed. keep that in mind because i do interact with suggestive content like a sex joke or a smut fanfiction sometimes. so be wary of that please !!). also on the arospec, specifically panromantic. i like to write A Lot and you will know from my posts. i am regrettably not a funny person either. hmm i think that's all !!

fandoms !

stranger things - all posts tagged under #the monster show that got really popular - don't exactly post so much about it? you might see this tag only when i might be engaging with my st mutuals or when i post a fanfiction update

the magnus archives - all posts tagged under #rusty quill presents: this man has too many eyes. - a tag you shall see very often !! have not begun s5 (will touch that probably, next month?) but got hugely spoilered for it.

the magnus protocol - all posts tagged under #rusty quill presents: the lack of eyes is causing me unease. - i am in the place with most of the fandom ! waiting for the next episode that is.

the goldfinch - all posts tagged under #the gay bird book - you will probably never see it now, still worth checking out my old posts? i don't even remember if they were good or not.

the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy - all posts tagged under #crash into the 42nd answer - live laugh love 80s sci-fi comedy series that forever changed my style of humor.

death note - all posts tagged under #something about death and a notebook. or whatever. she dies of diarrhea in three minutes. - enjoy the lawlight brainrot.

tags !

#🍂 arian's shit : all text post that i wrote myself ! every post i didn't reblog, all of that !! even some reblogs are tagged with this if i add a lot of my own thoughts to another post.

#🪐 arian's asks : my replies to asks i get :) anons are tagged with #those who have no name and the hate anons are tagged with #those who deserve no name i only got one hate anon even that was in my old blog but it's best to be prepared ! if it's not an anon ask, i will tag it with the asker's username or if they are mutual, they get a special tag !

#📷 arian's friends <33 : all the interaction with my mutuals and friends <3

#📝 arian writes fanfiction : pretty self explanatory !! all the times i mention my fanfiction !

☁ arian's very complicated and strange dreams : a very miscellaneous tag ! basically talking about my dreams

#🌌 arian contemplates his universe : textposts written by me that are not really connected to a specific fandom. posts might get a bit personal/random/vent-y

fanfiction !

the goldfinch

things we don't talk about . : xandra hears strange, loud and suspicious noises from theo’s bedroom. upon closer inspection, she discovers that boris is staying the night. the next morning, she confronts them about it. 1/1 , tw references to alcohol, implications of underage sex, internalized homophobia. not my best work at all, but you can read this one !!

six of crows

a fool's game : modern era hs au where the crows are hired by their principal van eck to steal the rival school fjerda high's mascot before the games. 6/? abandoned. tws of six of crows really. don't read this one, abandoned and i don't know how to even feel about this.

stranger things

i got your letter (hope you feel better than i do) : will gets sent a series of anonymous love letters in his locker. mike's been awfully quiet about this. 2/2, tw internalized homophobia. i don't really like this one but it's been very well-received so you can give this shot if you !

your apparition passes through me : that's the masterpost, everything you need to know :)) DO read this one, this is still very much ongoing <3

we both matter (don't we?) : mike asks max if she could go to California with him on spring break. that sounds like a bad idea, but she goes for it. el is unhappy in lenora; she is not in love with one of her first friends, but she is painfully in love with the certain red-haired skateboarder girl, who makes her laugh. 1/2 i have no idea if there will be a continuation? this was really good in my opinion, kind of sucks that it didn't get any love :((

upcoming !

stranger things

two byler fanfiction, both coincidentally i'll be co-writing with mutuals :). one of them is a eeaao au, written with @qulizalfos and the other is very longfic, slightly crack fic written with @iamtheoneandonlyever that documents mike and will's life from college, all the way to their fifties.

the magnus archives

আমি তো চক্ষুর বস্ত্র ধরে / দেখতে পাই অতীত, ভবিষ্যত, পৃথিবীর অধ্যাত্ম। : a character study of jonathan sims, before being the Archivist. all written entirely in bangla, bangladeshi!jon obviously, a focus on his language, his grandmother and his culture. only like two people in the fandom probably can read this.

here are my side-blogs :)) : @incaseimakeit-daily and @16-04-16-daily . also, credits for the dividers goes to @//saradika-graphics :))

[lualewis]

Massive fucking scooby doo post time, let's fucking go

I love scooby doo so much. Even the "bad" series can be so entertaining. I just finished watching what HBO max has listed as season 1 episode 2 of scooby doo and scrappy do. Have to specify it that way because scooby do and scrappy do episodes got put in a massive amount of different show blocs and sometimes get different names because of it. I know from experience that Amazon and HBO max list a lot of scooby doo episodes differently.

Alright, first off

LOOK AT HOW LONG THEY JUST STAND THERE!!! No thoughts, no reaction, just stand in the doorway. Also, what is scrappys character model for parts of that.

WHAT IS DAPHNES CHARACTER MODEL!!! This made me laugh so fucking hard, her arm is fucking insane and her model is completely broken. I absolutely love it.

Fred gave me a new reaction image but I don't know what for. Will have to figure it out.

WHAT ARE THESE FACES?! Nobody ever reacts the same to anything and the faces are fucking great.

Scoobys face. As he casually strangles scrappy. Who doesn't notice but absolutely looks like he's flipping off the audience.

"I'm Tessie. This here's mule. He's a mule." Literal dialog from this show.

HOW TALL IS VELMA SUPPOSED TO BE?! Also the "who let us in" is in response to the door being locked and then suddenly opening while Daphne is looking for a spare key. He somehow got into a locked building, got high enough to reach the doorknob, unlocked it, and opened it, BUT THEN COULDNT GET OFF THE DOORKNOB! and it's never explained how he did ANY of it.

Did..... did his torso shrink?

What's up with goatee?

Phones locked.

Although, there was a joke that I unironically fucking love. I have run out of space to post the video I took of it, so I will have to add it in a reblog. Hopefully it works, if not then I will edit this post and add a description.

I used the "add alt text" feature that now seems to be built in so that screen readers can read a description of the pictures right away. I do not have that option for the videos. I also started writing alt text very recently and may need to adjust these.

[luulapants]

Supernatural Event Category

Based on official polling data, we can use the following as markers for the severity of a Supernatural Event:

Category 1: Misha's "Be well." tweet. Jake Abel's Michael/Adam hot sauce commercial. Quirky event, a couple of jokes.

Category 2: Misha stripping on TikTok. A mildly outrageous thing that no one is shocked by.

Category 3: The Winchesters finale. Jarpad's "You are poison" Facebook post. Something genuinely funny and worthy of sharing memes, but no one was very invested in the subject to begin with.

Category 4: Danneel calling Misha her boyfriend, aka Cuckgate. Misha coming out as bisexual in New Jersey. The event garners mass attention, but everyone feels as if they already knew this information. People are excited for the confirmation.

Category 5: Jackles making his employees throw him a party for Dean Winchester's birthday. Something entirely out of left field which feels vaguely like being slapped. We do not know what to make of it, but we can't help but frantically reblog images of the carnage.

Category 6: Misha coming out as straight, "sick to his stomach" about it. The CW telling Misha to pretend to be bisexual. Everything we thought we knew is wrong. Sensitive fans may chew on furniture at this point. Your dash is becoming crowded with memes.

Category 7: Straddlegate. What the fuck is that? People are in fierce debate over what has just occurred because it cannot possibly be true. Mass psychic damage occurs. Every time spn fans think about this event from now on, they will lose brain tissue.

Category 8: The Jivorce. The event is multi-faceted and ongoing in a way that prolongs and exacerbates the carnage. Notable quotes enter into the fandom lexicon and key words or phrases become irrevocably linked to the event. Your dash is overwhelmed for hours.

Category 9: Destiel canon in Spanish aka the Rogue Translator. The memes will not stop. People are maxing out their post limits. Those not in the fandom cannot escape having their dashes flooded with Supernatural content. Conspiracy theories run rampant. Some fans may need to walk into the ocean and scream for a while.

Category 10: November 5th. The Supernatural fandom has become linked to notable world events. No one is sleeping tonight. Tumblr is crashing. Stacie Abrams has to brief other national leaders on Destiel. The fabric of society is changed forever and those that experienced the event will spend the rest of their lives chasing the high of it.

[beverlychills]

Introductory Post

PLEASE at least skim through the tags. Navigating this autism castle I've built may get difficult if you don't.

Also see below: Guide for takedown requests

Hi there, call me Taffy! (Any pronouns)

I'm a neurodivergent fella obsessed with Lethal League. I'm also obsessed with archiving things, and I have a dedicated personal server where I collect all the LLB fanart I can.

For a while I've been wanting to give other people easy access to all this old and new content, but I don't want to invite people to the server, and booru-making is closed right now, so this—an account made to reblog every LLB post I can find—is the next best option.

For now I run this account alone, and my archiving only encompasses things on tumblr, this may change later but I can't say for sure.

I plan to keep this archive going as long as possible.

IMPORTANT STUFF FIRST!

Despite my wants to preserve everything Lethal League, there are some artists I refuse to archive due to personal convictions, or being personally asked not to archive their work.

The amount of these people is presently in the single digits, and probably won't impact the rest of the blog much.

If you want a particular post(s) taken down, or would like to be blacklisted, please DM me. Please note you may have to prove your identity to do this, in whatever way you can (so long as it does not compromise your safety or super-personal information).

If you have a Lethal League post to contribute that I haven't found yet, send me the link. Even things from deactivated accounts can still be preserved if someone else reblogged them. Or I guess if you have a screenshot.

If there's something down the list you don't wanna see, just filter the tag

Warnings: #suggestive Including but not limited to - Discussion of NSFW, off-camera lovemaking, skimpy clothing or poses... whatever you older internet denizens might call "sin." NSFW jokes are judged on a case-by-case basis Overly graphic stuff, minor x adult, or straight up p0rn if there's any left, will not be included in the archive for obvious reasons #thirstposting Any rare case of people getting a bit too excited over a given LLB character. If hypothetically seeing people talk about how much they want to bone their favorite dapper googly eyed fuck wouldn't be your jam, you might wanna filter out this tag. #nudity Tasteful nudity. Think the Statue of David. #blood For when insides become outsides, but it's not straight up gutspill. #feels Because some of us don't wanna deal with angst. #emeto Vom. #eyestrain Ouchie ow oof bright colors. ^ #aberration Chromatic aberration #gore #bugs #death #eye contact #dereality #drugs #weed #body horror #loud #flashing

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Please note; Despite my headcanons, character interactions will be judged through the LLB story at face value. This means ships involving Switch will not be counted as minor x adult, because he is a robot, 5 is only how long he's been manufactured, and his mental age is not entirely clear (beyond him obviously not having the mind of a toddler). This also means things like Raptor x Switch will still be archived, since although some headcanon them to be found brothers, this is not canonically confirmed.

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Content type: #art Including but not limited to - Drawings, physical crafts, music, etc. #fanfic Fanfiction, whether linked offsite or posted directly to tumblr. #animation Encompasses gifs, animatics, animation memes, PMVs, the works. #modding Stuff like retexturing, 3D model editing, or even Mung Daal in Room 21 #gameplay #shitpost #textpost #cosplay

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Characters: #raptor #switch #candyman #dice #jet #doombox #grid #nitro #latch #sonata #dust #ashes #toxic #dummy #mc inferno #safety league

Unlockables: #ballhead #strait jacket #zoot suit #l.2 full mecha #domino #dynamic #detective nitro #jumper cabler #safety weapon #chain engine #iron grip

DLC: #galileo #firefighter max pressure #volt (Neopolis Devastator) #ivory puppet killer #insectoid loneriding mechranger #stereo overdrive #shining gold winner #gigahertz visualizer x #nuclear nourishment #late stage illmatic #heavyduty r evolution #master of the mountain

Fandom culture: #headcanon #theory #review #ship #ship neg #oc x canon #oc #au #askblog #humanized #crossover #fusion

Archived posts will not be tagged as #ship unless the OP states so, or it is very explicitly intended to be ship art—flirting and kissing and stuff. Ships will be tagged as the involved characters' names in alphabetical order, in lieu of affectionate shipnames. This is to avoid creating extra things for you poor soul to memorize. Also, negative content about any given ship will have "neg" tacked onto the end. ❌ #candylatch ✅ #candyman x latch 🔘 #candyman x latch neg

For OCs, search their name, and for specific artists, search their blog url. ie: #cue #klayfruit Furthermore, fanon interpretations of LLB characters may be tagged like this: #henry #candyman

OC x canon shipnames will not be tagged, despite how few there are in retrospect, because I think doing that would drive me nuts.

If two OCs happen to have the same name, the name will be followed up with the creator's username depending on which OC is being referred to. This also applies if an OC name overlaps with a warning tag;

#ember sampleusername - #ember gridsbignaturals #bugs sampleusername

Other: #official Involving a Team Reptile account or one of its developers. Including but not limited to: Dev logs, headcanons from individual team members, outdated lore, threads involving them on other websites, etc. #tim #dion #yinyin #andy #kittomatic #sem

#merch Official merchandise designs and such #deactivated OP's blog is hacked or deactivated. If the URL was changed, the old URL may be tagged; for the sake of preserving the era it was posted, and so people can more easily find things if they know an old username but not the new one. #[year] Year something was posted. ie: #2015 #mod taffy

Posts with captions like "not tagging this" or things that seem personal will probably not be archived unless the OP says it's okay

[no1noman]

Okay, so apparently people are now going to be, and I quote, "shooting on sight". While I reblog stuff pretty often, I haven't actually posted anything, so I'm making this post to do two things;

Let people know I'm not a bot (please, I swear I'm not 🥺)

Geek out about PvZ Heroes, because I know I'll probably never give myself another chance for this

If you haven't heard of this specific variant of "mobile game for kids made to squeeze money out of parents pockets", it's a card game in the style of games like Magic and Hearthstone. What sets it apart from other CCGs, however, are a few key factors

Firstly, the game is asymmetrical. Plants and zombies each have their own selection of cards to choose from, access to certain keywords, and different places in turn order;

Zombies play minions first

Plants then play minions and tricks (aka spells)

Zombies are then allowed to play tricks

Finally, a combat phase where all the minions fight each other

Secondly, combat in this game is lane-based. Minions cannot attack minions in other lanes, and need to fight the minion in front of them before damaging the enemy hero's health. Tricks and abilities aren't restricted unless stated otherwise, but minions are locked into the lane that they're played in

There are 5 lanes in total; a relatively mundane "heights" lane to the left, 3 "ground" lanes that can host environments (abilities that only effect the minions within the lane they're played in), and finally a "water" lane that is only accessible to amphibious minions. Everything in this game moves from left to right, such as combat, the activation of abilities, and more

Finally, and it's not a feature worth praising, there is a block mechanic. Whenever a hero is hurt, their block meter will charge. After gaining 8 charges, the attack fully charging the block meter is nullified and the hero gains one of their 4 powers to either hold for later or use immediately for free

What makes this unfair, however, is that attacks charge the block meter randomly; by either 1, 2, or 3 charges. A common scenario is someone gaining a "California roll", which is slang for blocking an attack after 3 hits (3,2,3). It can also sometimes just roll really low, and you end up taking a ton of damage

So with that all out of the way, is the game worth playing?

It depends on what you're looking for and how willing you are to hack in all of the cards, since grinding is practically non-existent. Even if you're hitting max rank every season (a feat that is sadly very possible), you have no real way of gaining the funds necessary to keep buying card packs (outside of watching ads for hours on end)

You 100% do not need good cards to compete on ladder. If you want to play with people who are good at the game and have good decks, however, hacking is the only practical option

Finally, you may be wondering about how the meta of this game looks like? Well, there hasn't been an update since 2019. Technically, there have been bug fixes, but no new content or balance change has been made in over 4 years. PvZ Heroes has been thoroughly researched and tested at this point, but most players still don't have a clue what the meta looks like, so ranked has slowly become very uncompetitive and kind of a joke (more than it already was, anyway)

I decided to make packages for each class to represent which cards are often ran, if not auto-included. These are obviously not all of the cards that are meta, but they are some of each classes best options and are used in a lot of competitive decks. I should note that, while Solar and Crazy are the best plant and zombie classes respectively, the others are a bit more debatable

I also have this post on Reddit that you can check out if you want to know which decks are considered competitive. The majority of them are either listed on a public database and/or are made by well-known top players. The exact lists are subject to change, but it's not often that I remove or add any decks

Tl;dr: I'm not a bot and, in fact, am a huge nerd for a dead children's mobile card game

[deanwanddamons]

3K Follower Challenge

Thank you to everyone who has got me to 3K followers. I am so overwhelmed by this! I have had so much love and support since I started; it’s unreal, and I have made some amazing friends along the way ❤️

So to celebrate this milestone, I have created the ‘Three’s a crowd’ challenge!

The idea behind it being that whatever story you create, there has to be an obstacle or ‘third wheel’ that upsets the natural course of things. Whether that be an angsty shooting, a fluffy adorable dog that could choose the worst time to let their owner know they want something, or a ghost that’s determined to keep your pairing apart. Are you ready to get creative?

All you need to do to enter is:

Choose one quote from the list below

&

Choose one troupe from the list below

Send the numbers of your choice to me in an ask, alongside whether you want to write canon or AU, and then I will give you the THIRD part of the challenge.

Yep, to make things more interesting, I’ll be giving you the third wheel! REMEMBER these have to act as a hindrance or a challenge your pairing have to get over within your story.

OR ALTERNATIVELY

If you can’t decide, and/or if you’re feeling daring, send me an ask with the words ‘Sian Special’ and I will provide you with all three; the troupe, the quote and the third wheel.

Sound fun?! I hope so!

All the rules are below the cut:

1. You must be following me to enter.

2. A signal boost would be marvellous.

3. Please send me an ask to let me know your choices and I will respond with the third part of the challenge. I’d rather an ask than a DM as it will be easier to keep track.

4. Your fic can be angsty, smutty, fluffy or all three it’s up to you

5. I would prefer all fics to be reader insert, but OC’s are also welcome.

6. There’s no minimum word count, but there’s a max of 5K.

7. If your fic is more than 500 words please use the keep reading tab.

8. I will accept any and all smut except age play, non con and toilet stuff, so PLEASE tag accordingly.

9. You can write for any SPN character(s) (or actors/actresses) but I would prefer Dean or Sam/Jensen or Jared as the main protagonist. You can, of course, include any of the other characters in the story.

10. Any pairings are welcome.

11. You can include any bingos or other challenges.

Just a few final bits and bobs:

Please tag your work with the hashtag #deanwanddamons3Kfollowerschallenge and tag me in the author’s notes.

There’s no real deadline, but if you want to be included in the masterlist then I’ll be creating this on 1st September 2022, so please post before then.

If I haven’t reblogged your fic within 48 hours please message me. I am very chatty, so if you want to message me at anytime please do 😀

I reserve the right to not reblog any fic I read that I find offensive, does not abide by the rules I have set out here, or does not have adequate warnings.

My ask box and DM’s are always open so if you have any questions, please feel free to contact me.

LETS GET ON WITH THE QUOTES & TROUPES!

Quotes:

1. You mind doing a little bit of thinking with your upstairs brain, Dean? - @treat-winchesterswith-kindness​, @downanddirtydean​, @jawritter​

2. You’re changing the world, and I want to be a part of it. - @waywardnerd67

3. Rebel a little bit… in a healthy, non-satanic way.

4. Maybe we should know what we’re walking into before we actually walk into it. - @kickingitwithkirk​, @t-k-win​

5. We going to fight or make out, ’cause I’m getting some real mixed signals here. - @princessmisery666​

6. I’m not looking at you like anything. Though I gotta say, you do look like crap. - @smellingofpoetry

7. The universe is trying to tell us something we both should already know. We're stronger together than apart. - @deangirl93​, @blue-lion1​

8. I mean, accidents just don’t happen accidentally - @rizlowwritessortof​, @fightthefairies-1221​

9. We're far from perfect, but we are good - @myloversgone​

10. You're joking, right?! - @chocolateheart​

11. You don't remember me? - @winchest09​

12. All right, look, I know how you feel. - @dean-winchester-is-a-warrior

13. You don’t have to be ruled by fate. You can choose freedom.

14. If we make it out of here alive, we are so breaking up. - @all-alone-he-turns-to-stone​, @sakuwriteshere​

15. This is never the life I wanted for you - @little-diable

16. What’s done is done. All that matters now, all that’s ever mattered, is that we’re together. So shut up, and drink your beer. - @girl-next-door-writes​, @westerneyedwinchester​

17. If you know evil’s out there, how can you not believe good’s out there too? - @myinconnelly1​

18. You know who starts a sentence with ‘truth is’? Liars. - @440mxs-wife​

19. Are you sure you’re ready for this? - @waynes-multiverse​

20. Wait. There’s no such thing as unicorns??

Troupes:

1. Friends to Lovers - @downanddirtydean​, @myloversgone​

2. Secret Dating - @kickingitwithkirk​, @deangirl93​

3. Woke Up Married - @fightthefairies-1221​

4. Fake Dating - @chocolateheart​, @sakuwriteshere​

5. Opposites Attract - @rizlowwritessortof​, @blue-lion1​

6. Friends with benefits - @princessmisery666​

7. Mutual Pining - @girl-next-door-writes​

8. Sharing a secret - @all-alone-he-turns-to-stone​

9. Enemies to Lovers - @little-diable

10. One night stand

11. Working a case - @waynes-multiverse​

12. Only one bed - @treat-winchesterswith-kindness​

13. Embarrassing first meet - @smellingofpoetry

14. Meet Cute

15. Childhood Friend - @waywardnerd67, @winchest09​, @westerneyedwinchester​

16. Soulmates

17. Coffee Shop - @440mxs-wife​

18. Love at first sight - @myinconnelly1​

19. Unrequited Love - @jawritter​

20. First Kiss - @dean-winchester-is-a-warrior, @t-k-win​

Tagging some mutuals and those that may be interested  - @stusbunker / @justagirlinafandomworld / @440mxs-wife / @deanwinchesterswitch / @waywardbaby / @winchest09 / @little-diable / @snowlovespie / @chocolateheart / @jawritter / @downanddirtydean / @charred-angelwings / @xlynnbbyx / @treat-winchesterswith-kindness / @b3autyfuldisast3r / @waynes-multiverse / @msmarvelouswinchester / @katelyn-renee / @janicho88 / @thinkinghardhardlythinkingogblog / @deangirl93 / @akshi8278 / @cockslut-padalecki / @soaringeag1e / @watermelonlipstick / @all-alone-he-turns-to-stone / @dean-winchester-is-a-warrior / @ejlovespie / @avanatural / @libre1rose8 / @smol-and-grumpy / @smellingofpoetry / @waywardnerd67 / @avanatural / @princessmisery666 / @talesmaniac89 / @pink-sparkly-witch / @awkward-and-indecisive / @trektraveler / @wickedinspirations / @myloversgone

[go-learn-esperanto]

Is there context for that??? Like, at all???

Oh.

Absolutely

I present to you the Angel With A Shotgun Grian saga, which lasted months, so you won't get the full picture by just the posts but you'll get s bit of the idea.

So around what... Finals of January/early February I made a side blog called @angel-with-a-shotgun-grian. If you look at its first posts it looks like a normal mcyt shipping blog. The bio says it so and the first posts are DNF and Grumbo stuff. Not a lot of them, but yeah.

But there's this blog, @hopefulyellowlamp, who is known for being sent by their mutuals drawings of the Angel with a shotgun meme, where Grian is drawn with a gun and wings, just to annoy them.

And I might have created the blog for... A bit more than reblogging ship art.

I reblog two posts from @hopefulyellowlamp with the tags #hmm and #👁️👁️, around a month after the blog was created. I had been waiting for @hopefulyellowlamp to reblog Angel With a Shotgun art for me to begin action.

And after that... They'd noticed me. And it officially started.

They were trying to find who was so determined to annoy them.

And this is the post where they make an embarrassing amount of guesses trying to find who I was + I lay out most of the clues I left. I think I forgot some though. (There's also the very nuance ones like the way I type. I usually only use purple hearts 💜 and say gods instead of oh my god, for example. Those are also present throughout the side blog)

[germvity]

hello! im germ and i own this multifandom blog.

im mainly a writer but i like drawing and editing things too ☺️

my reader is gender neutral unless stated otherwise.

blog name was: enavity

this blog will contain swearing! if that's something you don't like feel free to leave!

don't repost any of my stuff please

reblogs > likes (but idm!)

personal writing tag: #germvity writing

personal random talk tag: #germvity venting

don't use my personal tags pls and ty

<3

i do not tolerate: racism, pedoph!lia, death threats/r@pe threats/r@pe jokes (they were never funny and never will be) (will write dub-con but nothing else!), su!c!de baiting, threats of s*lf h*rm/sh baiting, homophobia/transphobia/anti-lgbt, abuse giving people shit for their religion, posting hate for a fandom i write in: i.e i write for slashers sometimes and ik people think we condone their actions even tho we don't + they're fictional soo chill.

i'm uncomfortable with some kinks such as:

feet, scat!!!, ageplay (fucking gross), snuff, heavy bondage, extreme bdsm, spanking/cropping, slave/owner (more maybe added idk)

(fandoms and stories below cut)

• ENA - joel g:

ena, moony

• DBD:

surv: feng min, yui kimura, jake park, elódie rakoto, quentin smith, felix richter, yun-jin lee, cheryl mason, leon s. kennedy, steve harrington (more may be added)

killer: danny johnson (ghostface), demogorgon (pls don't judge me 😭), michael myers (shape), sally smithson (nurse), anna (huntress), rin yamaoka (spirit aka best girl who deserved so much better), f.j.s.j (legion - seperate ownly), adiris (plague), caleb quinn (deathslinger), talbot grimes (blight), charlotte deshay (twins), ji-woon hak (trickster) (more may be added)

• CAMP CAMP:

max, nikki, neil, nerris, harrison, preston, sasha, erin, jasper (aged up only!), david, gwen, daniel

• GENSHIN IMPACT:

kaeya, amber, venti, albedo, diluc, childe, razor (more may be added)

(more may be added)

requests closed atm!

• FANTASTIC MR FOX:

(human versions/animal!reader only i don't do animal/human (ironic isn't it bc i write for demo-))

ash, kris, agnes (aged up), mr fox aka red bc he canonically doesn't have a first name (aka dilf 😩), stan weasel, felicity fox, franklin bean (please his voice is perfect)

• CREEPYPASTA(s):

jeff, ben, toby, tim/masky, brian/hoodie, helen/bloody painter, jane 😍, eyeless jack, laughing jack, isaac grossman, sally (PLATONICALLY), (more may be added)

• THE ARCANA:

asra, julian, portia, nadi 💜, muriel, lucio, valdemar, vulgora, volta, vlastomil, valerius

• MIRACULOUS LADYBUG:

adrien, chat noir, luka, nathaniel, chloe, alya, marinette, alix, félix, kagami

• THE WALTEN FILES:

brian stells, sophie walten (fem only), jack walten, felix kranken

• FNAF:

william afton (fnaf series), michael afton/schmidt (fnaf series), jeremy fitzgerald (fnaf series)

• FINAL FANTASY 7 REMAKE:

cloud strife <3, biggs, jessie, reno, leslie kyle <3

• BLACK OPS ZOMBIES:

edward richtofen, tank dempsey, nikolai belinski, takeo masaki, marlton johnson, abigail “misty” briarton, michael “finn” o’leary, albert “weasel” arlington, billy handsome, sal deluca, scarlett rhodes, bruno delacroix, diego necalli, stanton shaw

STORIES:

rises the moon // leon kennedy x reader

chapters:

1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10 , 11 , 12 , 13 , 14 , 15

[mx-t4t0]

since everyone is talking about how little interaction artists actually get on this site

it really, REALLY fucking hurts when a drawing i spent hours on like these

get like 2 notes max and yet a post i made in 3 minutes about being otherkin is at 2.1k notes and counting

you wanna know what's worse? i get more interaction on my art on fucking INSTAGRAM. YEAH. you know, the platform that tumblr jokes about having an algorithm that's hostile to human life? riddle me piss batman, if tumblr is so high and mighty, then why do i at least get 10 likes on average on instagram where i have give or take 100 followers, but get fuckall on tumblr where i have 250 followers.

y'all have got to reblog art. like actually. we can fucking tell when you scroll past our shit. you can't complain about not getting the content you want when you let the content creators stay invisible. where do you think your fanart and fanfics and music come from, the fucking sky? do you think it's brought to your dash by little ants perhaps?

if you want to see content so bad you could at least show us that you give a shit somewhat. fuck.

[someone-worth-racing-for]

Alright, just like I have done for my other multi-chapter story It Doesn’t Change Anything Between Us the other day, I have also made some kind of list/summery for my series Someone Worth Racing For as well, since this series is actually already going on since years (since September 2019 to be more precise 🙈).

So it’s very relateable if some of you (including myself 😅) have already forgotten about certain things/some details and since it’s slowly but sure getting serious I have wanted to take a look back about all those things that have already happened so far and refresh our memories 😉

So beware, there are many spoiler underneath the cut and I will update (not reblog) this post after every update of that story and will link it to the new chapter on AO3, so you can read though it whenever you think you have missed something/to refresh your mind. I really hope I haven’t missed anything.. 😅

latest update: 15.01.2023

Tomorrow Will Be Kinder

- Spa 2019

- Lando dealing with Anthoine’s accident and his death

- Carlos is there for Lando to comfort him

- Carlos stays by Lando’s side during the night for the first time

- Carlos’ birthday

- Lando’s and Carlos’ DNF 

- campfire with all the drivers

Somone Worth Racing For

Chapter 1:

- Monza 2019

- Carlos and Lando sleeping together in one bed became routine since Spa

Chapter 2:

- Singapore 2019

- they are still sharing a bed

- Lando is frustrated about his qualifying, Carlos is there for him

Chapter 3:

- Sochi 2019

- their fly back home into the UK

- while Lando sleeps in the airplane he dreams about the massage Carlos has given him the other day

- they spend the night together in a hotel in London

Chapter 4:

- Japan 2019

- they go clubbing together with Max and Nico

- they once again spend the night together

Chapter 5:

- Japan 2019

- Lando has a hangover 

- they go bowling together

- FIFA day

- play fighting

- movie night

- bowling, Carlos touches Lando’s exposed thighs, he likes his smooth legs

Chapter 6:

- Mexico 2019

- Lando jokes his leg is broken, Carlos worries about him

- frustrating race

- Carlos, Caco and Lando go clubbing 

- they get drunk and almost kiss

- Carlos takes care of drunk Lando

Chapter 7:

- the day after their night out

- they wake up next to each other for the US race a few days later, Lando can feel and also see Carlos’ morning wood

- Coca Cola shooting

- on Friday Lando is in a bad, sorrowful mood because he fears Carlos and he won’t stay friends forever, but Carlos comforts him and promises him that they will always stay friends, not matter what. Forever.

Chapter 8:

- time between two races

- Lando is at home by his parents

- Lando has to admit to himself the feelings he has for Carlos, he can’t no longer deny them and it makes him feel desperate and sad why he is crying one night

- in the meantime, Carlos is out with his friends in Spain and has a good time, Lando sees so in his Instagram story

- Carlos calls him when he sees Lando is still up at this hour, they talk and tell each other that they miss to have the other close

- Carlos wants to ask Lando if he wants to visit him in Spain so they can spend some time together, but Lando has already fallen asleep

Chapter 9:

- my Thank You chapter

Chapter 10:

- Brazil 2019

- Lando’s birthday, Carlos singing him happy birthday 

- birthday party

- they sleep together in the same bed again

Chapter 11:

- Brazil 2019

- Carlos bad qualifying

- a frustrated Carlos comes over to Lando’s hotel room while he was still taking a shower

- sleeping together only in their boxers

- race, Carlos gets P3, his first podium in F1, they celebrate together and also party later

- they almost kissed in the elevator

- they once again only sleep with their bosers on in the same bed

Chapter 12:

- their fly home from Brazil

- they plan to spend some time together in the UK

- Carlos takes Lando to Rupert’s place, he cuts his hair

- Carlos also takes Lando to his place for the first time

- Lando falls asleep while it’s Carlos’ turn on the SIM, Carlos lets him sleep at his place, they sleep together in his bed

- they go for breakfast together before they got to the MTC

- later they go ice skating

- following they drive to Carlos’ place again and Lando finally dares to tell him what he wants -> to sleep over at his place once again, of course Carlos allows it

- at the MTC the next day he colours Lando’s hair pink

Chapter 13:

- Abu Dhabi 2019

- Carlos almost catches Lando jerking off

- he still gets it what was going on before he has come over because of Lando’s reaction

- they once again fall asleep next to each other

Chapter 14:

- Abu Dhabi 2019

- Lando has a wet dream, Carlos tries to wake him up but only succeeded with kissing him awake, since Lando was moaning his name in his sleep

- they kiss again after Carlos has asked Lando if he wanted him to kiss him again after Lando has told him that he had been dreaming about him

- Lando then tells Carlos by the way that it was his first time kissing someone

- Carlos freaks out about that and gets scared

- he even regrets kissing Lando just like that, why he finally leaves

- it’s the first night they don’t sleep in one bed together when they actually could have done so

Chapter 15:

- Lando’s feelings and thoughts after Carlos has left him back alone

- we also get to know about Carlos’ point of view

Chapter 16:

- how Lando was feeling the next morning

- Lando tries to look and act more matured, he wanted to change himself for Carlos so he will want to be together with him

- Carlos wanted to talk to Lando before the last race of the season, but he wasn’t in his hotel room anymore

- Lando feels bad after the race, but he also didn’t want to ask Carlos for comfort and he also didn’t want to disturb his happy mood, since his race has been great and the team celebrated him

- Carlos was worried about Lando’s being and after what has happened in the race, but Lando is already gone once again when he wants to check on him

Chapter 17:

- Lando goes with Max and Daniel together for the drivers’ dinner at the end of the season and following also to the after race party

- Carlos once again tries to talk to Lando before the dinner, but he isn’t in his room anymore

- they watch each other over the entire evening and Carlos watches out for Lando in the club

- when he can’t find him anymore he goes looking after him

Chapter 18:

- Carlos finds Lando crying outside

- they finally talk

- Lando wants to be together with Carlos but Carlos tells him that they can’t be together because he wants to protect Lando

- they kiss again because Carlos adores Lando and can’t resist -> it’s the proper kiss he has actually deserved as his first 

- they tell each other that they have feelings for each other, love confessions

- Lando asks if they could spend the night together, just that one night before everything changes, pretending like they could just be together like their hearts actually wants

- Carlos agrees and they go to Lando’s room

- Max and Daniel are worried about Lando’s being as well and look after him, Carlos and Lando see them holding hands and they assume that they aren’t the only ones on the grid to be in love with another driver

- they talk for some more and also fight

- Carlos tries to tell Lando all those reasons why they just can’t be together, why they can’t risk it

- Carlos also tells him about his first time and that Lando has almsot made the same mistake as he has done back then and Carlos also thinks that Lando just can’t be sure about his sexuality yet

- Carlos says Lando should wait for some more and make experiences first

- Lando asks Carlos if he will wait for him and Carlos promises him that he will, even though he is aware about that Lando will forget about him and lose his interest on him at one point

- Carlos also tells Lando to never change, for no one, especially not for him, because he is perfect the way he is

- Lando wants to have sex with Carlos

- cliffhanger

Chapter 19:

- next morning, Lando thinks they really had sex but he can’t remember about it anymore

- Carlos then tells Lando that they haven’t slept together

- plot twist: Carlos suggests to spend some time at his place in Spain in the off season together so they can figure things out and Lando can make his decision since Carlos has changed his mind after thinking about it for the entire night, he wants to give them a chance and also for Lando to find out what he really wants in life

- they both agree to it

Becoming a Man

Chapter 1:

- off season 2019/December 2019

- Lando is at home and can’t wait to see Carlos again, he flies over to Spain after just 6 days at home

- Carlos picks him up from the airport, they go for lunch together before they get over to Carlos’ place

- after they kiss for the first time in Spain, Lando asks when they will finally have sex, Carlos says they still have so much time for that and don’t need to rush anything

Chapter 2:

- after Carlos has showed Lando around and has prepared their dinner, Lando’s mood changes because he suddenly becomes nervous about having his first time soon and also because he doesn’t want to lose Carlos since he thinks he will only want to become his boyfriend if they have sex

- Carlos tells him to not worry about it, because it’s not even true

- Carlos also promises him that he will be patient and won’t pressure him to anything he doesn’t want

 - they agree to sleep in one bed together like they actually do since Spa

- their first day in Spain

Chapter 3:

- they go cycling to a nice vantage point

- later they also cycled to a lonely beach and had a picnic there, they also took a nap, before Carlos wanted to show him something

Chapter 4:

- Carlos showed him a little cave, they make out there for the first time

- Lando gets quiet and thoughtful because he thinks that Carlos has already taken someone to this place and has kissed them by the cave as well before, but it was actually the first time Carlos has brought someone he cared for to this place, but he also tells Lando that even though they won’t be able to experience everything for the first time together, there will still be many things they will do for the first time together. And for the rest, they just create better memories than the one Carlos already had.

- later they make out at home again, Lando gets a hard one and becomes ashamed about it

- they talk about sex and they once again agree to take it slow

- they also talk about Carlos’ first time and how sex between two men actually works

- they go to bed only with cuddling and kissing

Chapter 5:

- they drive with Carlos' bike over to the Sainz’s karting track

- they meet Carlos’ friends and Caco there

- they all go for dinner together later and plan to spend the next days together

- Carlos tells Lando that his friends don’t know about his sexuality, only his family (including Caco) does know about it

- at home they make out and dry hump, Lando comes untouched

Chapter 6:

- they spend the day with Carlos’ friends and Caco together on the Sainz’s yacht

- in the evening they make a campfire and Caco watches the two of them skeptical when Lando cuddles closer to Carlos

- back home Lando wants to take a night swim in the pool

Chapter 7:

- they get rid off all of their clothes and make out in the pool, dry hump underneath the water

- when they get out, Lando doesn’t want Carlos to see him naked

- Lando jumps over his own shadow and steps later to Carlos into the shower, they see each other naked for the first time

- dry humping in the shower, Carlos strokes himself while Lando watches him and it is enough for him to fall over the edge as well, they both come in each other presence for the first time

Chapter 8:

- Lando doesn’t feel well the next morning why they cancel their plans with Caco and Carlos’ friends and stay at home instead

- Carlos takes care of Lando

Chapter 9:

- Lando has a wet dream, Carlos asks him if he should help him with it

- Lando agrees and Carlos is allowed to touch him for the first time when he jerks him off

- later Carlos jerks himself off as well in Lando’s presence and while they kiss

Chapter 10:

- they drive over to Carlos’ parents the next day

- Ana, Blanca and her family are there as well

- they want to stay over the night and have to sleep in the same bed because Blanca and her family have the guest room

- they lay naked in Carlos’ bed and make out, Carlos jerks Lando off before Lando tries to return the favour for the first time

Chapter 11:

- the next day they go rallying together with papa Sainz

- after having lunch, Lando lays down in the shadow while Carlos was with papa Sainz in his office

- Carlos tells Lando how it has been to come out to his family, especially to his father and how his reaction has been

- Carlos promises Lando that he will be there for him when he feels ready to tell his own family abou this sexuality

- Lando’s fly back in the UK would have been the next day but Carlos asks him if he wants to stay for some longer

- Easteregg

Chapter 12:

- after finishing each other off, Lando falls asleep and doesn’t realize about Carlos talking about that one meeting he has the other day

- they have a nice day at Carlos’ place, until Carlos once again tells Lando he has to work tomorrow and Lando gets angry about it and also starts sulking

- Lando doesn’t want to talk to Carlos anymore, even when he leaves to the office the next morning for that one meeting he can’t postpone for any longer

- Lando doesn’t know what to do on his own, he is bored so he wants to play iRacing together with Max, they talk about their situations and also about their relationships, why Max finds out about Carlando and Lando about Maxiel

- Lando plans a surprise for Carlos after Max has talked some sense into him and he feels bad about the way he has treated him yesterday and this morning

- later when Carlos comes home again, Lando apologizes by him and he also tells him that Max does know about them

- Carlos thinks it’s good Max does, so Lando has someone to talk to, because he is sure that one day Lando needs someone to talk to, to talk about him

- Easteregg

Chapter 13:

- they go for a walk on the beach before going to bed

- they go skinny-dipping into the sea, Carlos finishes them both off at the same time on the beach

- the next day they wake up pretty soon the next day because of Lando’s surprise

- they cycle to that one vantage point again, where they have already been at Lando’s first day here in Spain

- Lando finally has to fly back to the UK

Chapter 14:

- Christmas 2019

- Lando moving into his new place

- Lando’s Christmas present to Carlos

- Carlos tells Lando about Max’s and Daniel’s invitation to spend New Year’s Eve together

Chapter 15:

- Carlos comes to the UK

- Lando showed Carlos his new place

- Lando asks Carlos if he can watch him come, they dirty talk (kind of), Lando jerks Carlos off, Carlos finishes Lando

- later they were finishing each other off once again to make up the missing closeness of the last days

- Carlos gives special attention to Lando’s nipples, Carlos takes a taste of Lando for the first time, he also comes on Lando’s body for the first time

- they fly over to Monaco to visit Max and Daniel

- Lando’s mood suddenly changes and everything finally becomes too much for him when Daniel starts asking questions about their relationship

Chapter 16:

- Carlos comforts Lando and also calms down his nerves

- the boys talk about their relationships

- from then on they a have a good time together

- Lando get insecure again when Carlos asks if he can kiss him at midnight in front of their friends for the first time

- new year’s night Carlos gives Lando his first blow job

- Lando takes a taste of Carlos for the first time

- Easteregg

Chapter 17:

- Daniel and Max tease Lando becauset they have heard him/them last night

- Max and Lando have some kind of heart-to-heart conversation

- Lando decides that he finally wants a real relationship with Carlos and doesn’t want to wait any longer

- Lando pratices his deep throating skills with a lolli pop in front of his friends and Carlos

- they have some more quality time in Monaco together before they fly home again and Lando finally confronts Carlos with that he wants them to be in a real relationship

- Carlos tell him his worries but also that he doesn’t love him fully yet, because he is afraid to get his hopes up and get hurt in the end, because he fears that Lando could change his mind again, he still tries to hold back because of the promise he has given to Lando to first let him find out what he really wants in his life

- they finally come together and Carlos doesn’t hold back anymore when he kisses Lando and the boy comes untouched

Chapter 18:

- they had one more week together before the preparations for the new season will begin soon, they have a good time together

- they also go to the cinema together with Lando’s friends

- Carlos starts to doubt himself if he is the right one for Lando since Carlos is so different compared to the people Lando usually hangs out with

- Lando gives Carlos a blow job for the first time

- Lando goes out with Alex and George, they later find out out about Carlando and they also find out about Alex and George being a thing

Chapter 19:

- Carlos comes back from Spain

- they want to go golfing together with Lando’s friends but Carlos is sick so they stay at home and Lando takes care of him

- Lando gives Carlos a blow job and lets Carlos come inside his mouth for the first time

Chapter 20:

- Lando wants to come out and make their relationship public, Carlos talks him into to wait for some more and they both agree to decide what to do next before the beginning of the new season

- they go to the Netflix permier of Drive To Survive together

- Lando gets penetrated by Carlos’ finger for the first time

- because of the nasty comments Lando finds on the internet the next morning, he doesn’t want to come out anymore

- but they plan to tell their families during the summer break and Caco already after the launch day

Chapter 21:

- Launch day 2020

- Valentine’s Day, Lando is nervous because he thinks he will have his first time with Carlos that day

- but the Valentine’s Day turns out way different to what Lando had expected

- Carlos tells Lando that he knows he still isn’t ready for his first time, why Lando plans to speed things up..

Chapter 22:

- Lando has ordered a dildo because he wants to speed things up with it, prepare himself and help Carlos so they can finally have their first time together

- it backfired and Lando hurt himself with it

- Carlos noticed and took care of him

Chapter 23:

- they tell Caco about their relationship

- testing days in Barcelona 2020

- Carlos  penetrating Lando for the first time again after the dildo incident

Chapter 24:

- they have their first time together

Chapter 25:

- they have their second time together

- Australia 2020

- they fly back to Spain together for self-isolation

Chapter 26:

- self-isolation in Spain

- Lando flies back to the UK alone

Chapter 27:

- Lando’s self-isolation in the UK

- Carlos tells Lando that he will be able to be by his side again in two days