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i bleed red, i cum white, and i shit blue. is that not fucking good enough for you? liberal?
#i'm so sorry but#homelander#(in the comics compound v turns your shit blue btw so this is canon-accurate)#the boys#the boys tv
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i have too many old man blorbos.., it’s one of the main circles in my venn diagram ™️
devious old men especially
i don’t want to fix them i want to make them WORSE
i am having missionary sex in a dark bedroom with that old man
#homelander#doc ock#otto octavius#green goblin#norman osborn#mark hoffman#yes even you soldier boy#i’m sure i’m forgetting some#but you get the point
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he’s not old he just evolved into a dilf 🥺 it’s ok pookie 😫💔
THE BOYS 4.02 | Life Among the Septics
#homelander#gifset#the sad puppy look he gives the mirror genuinely does me in#why are they bullying my beautiful wife...#but what made me gif this was him smiling proudly to himself as he listens in on them praising ryan😭😭#c’mere baby i’ll kiss your smile lines and make ‘em even deeper#gatta touch those crows feet delicately with my finger tips!!! let me love every inch of you!!! withered and wrinkled and mine!!!!#i’m sorry i’ll be normal…….. someday#seth and evan ur nothing#reason 2 was his expression as he stares at his reflection im sorry but it gets me so badddd its so funny
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there’s something remarkably less shameful about the smaller screen of a phone imho
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You just KNOW that Sage would give this to Homelander so that he would stop fucking up her plans
And this man is dumb as rocks so you know it would also keep him occupied until like… the end of season 5
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i’m so glad that those statues are likely replicas because holy sHIT bro would’ve just made an enemy of the whole art community otherwise
dude he looked so sad I can't even. bro is so out of his depth
#i wanted to clean that room so fucking badly it was bothering me so much#is this like actual ocd lol#i understand i understand it’s supposed to be an outward manifestation of the ruins of his soul but#don’t throw your tantrum where you sleep goddamn#homelander#homelander’s apartment#the boys season 4#the boys#the boys tv#bro was made to be a house husband#< prev tags#heavily considering dropping a fic on my side blog inspired by this set of images
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MINOR SEASON 4 FINALE SPOILERS FOR THE BOYS
you guys CANNOT convince me that Sage and Homelander aren’t going to have the messiest, sloppiest, most dysfunctional relationship in Season 5. I feel like the end of the episode set up a really good introduction into them either being besties or having some kind of situationship. the fact that she literally was like “yeah i just did this for shits and giggles idk” really cemented it for me.
i really hope to see these two being evil little freaks together it’s what they deserve 💕😌
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no he’d be the meanest gay you’ve ever met aptly called homosexual
do you guys think if homelander wasn't a supe he'd be an evil landlord called homeowner
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PLEASE WHAT 😭😭😭 I CANT
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Happy birthday to my favorite little fuckin’ freak
happy birthday to our pookie ♥🤍💙
our boy
our baby
pumpkin
our sweetie
happy birthday homelander!!
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she’s so real for that
THE BOYS 4.03 We'll Keep the Red Flag Flying
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what cover are we headcanoning him singing in this
boy what the hell boy
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always happy to get good news from jensen ackles
(Source)
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PLEASE THE LAST ONE?!?! 😭 SO CVNTY
Put together a lil comp of some shitposts I've made these past few years. Most are old but a few are brand new/edits/remakes.
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having an oc you havent drawn / written about publicly yet that only exist as a concept is so funny. i have special access to this limited edition guy from my brain
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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".
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