#reblog with one troll plz!

[juicebox-junkie]

*elevator ding!!!*

hello ! welcome to my page . enjoy your stay, and don't mind the mess.

floor tips :

• hi!!! i'm soda. i use he/him pronouns, along with a lot of neos. i'll make a long list of them eventually .

• my posts are semi-organized(??) by the tags? my tumblr is laggy as hell all the time so ones further back may not be tagged as well as my other ones (which r usually under smthn like 'my [blank]' or 'juicebox [blank]') but take my slop plz its all i have

• this account serves as both an art account and a scene-making account for my ocs and interests. always feel free to send in asks about anything/any character i post!!!

• the reblog button is my favorite, so if u want to see what i reblog at any point, my spam account is @juicebox-junkiiii !

• tumblr is a safe space for me! if i feel like someone is judging me, i'm simply blocking them. i don't want to start any fights, i'm here to have fun :3

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DNI :

- basic dni : racists, homophobes, anti-palestine, creeps, pro/comship, fandoms surrounding ACTIVELY BAD content (l0lit@, alfred's playhouse, etc)

- people who think animal cruelty is funny

- 30+ people !! i'm still young, guys

COME ON IN !! :

- most fandoms !! i'm in lots. just to list a few (which aren't my mains) are fnaf, scooby doo, tdac, dhmis, tdi, creepypasta, scp, tmc, tma/tmagp, welcome home, class of 09, hh, trolls, nerdcore, minecraft, nitw, tsp, animal crossing, stardew, little nightmares, dialtown, and MORE!!!

- stupendium + matpat fans!!!

- rp accounts! i'm a roleplayer & writer myself and i love interacting w/ my own oc's or in-media characters (if i know the media) <3

- beginning + experienced artists !

- photo/fashion/food/xenogender blogs !!

- overall funny people!

- herb smokers (shhh)

i think that's about it!!! i'll update this overtime . probably. idk teeehee

[ask-the-jester-buds]

Staring Contest?

[Venter here wants to play a game... who would like to enter a staring contest with the dead-stare puppet troll?]

[shivroy]

REQUESTS for @flightboundtrolls, @trolltubers, @fantrollology, @ghostytrolls, @goblinjam, @redpandamemes, @eunoiatrolls, @thenyaner6000, @monstersofsilence, @gem-fanatic, and @xpocoki !!!!! my hand is CRUNCHED 

[margoteve]

Shindeku Comedy Shorts

I've been debating wether I should post these here but what the heck. This one been on AO3 for weeks. So nothing new. But there's a fresh one coming in later. Just spacing myself out. It's not soul clenching fluff, just stupid stuff I wanted to write and thought was funny. Plz comment/reblog or like if you like. This one was based on that one Tiktok I thiiiink.

Pairing: Shinsou Hitoshi/Izuku Midoriya

Characters: Class - 1A

Rating: T (Bc Bakugou's foul mouth)

Story 2: Video Call

It was summer vacation. The UA students were sent to their parents, and surprisingly for Shinsou, it was painful to say ‘bye’ to his new classmates, even if it was for 2 months. Heartbreaking was saying ‘see you late’ to Izuku. Izuku, his boyfriend. God, he was still not used to it. Will he ever? Either way, he was missing his friends and partner. They did agree to talk on Hermes - the all-new gaming/chatting app.

It was a week into the summer vacation when Shinsou got a mischievous idea. He decided to take a nap with his camera on the video chat. Because what was life if not for messing with your friends?

Kaminari was the first one to enter the video call. He squinted at the screen and snickered.“What the fuck?” He noticed Todoroki, Midoriya, Bakugou and Kirishima come in. “Hey, guys check this out! Shinsou fell asleep with his camera on!”

“Midoriya, why is Shinsou doing this?” Todoroki asked, tired.

“I don’t know!” Midoriya replied confused.

“Did he say anything to you?” Kirishima was clearly grinning on his end of the conversation.

“God, look at that fuck,” Bakugou groaned. “What the fuck is your boyfriend doing Deku?”

“*I don’t knoooow*” Midoriya was checking his DMs but clearly he was also being trolled there.

Everyone slowly started filling the voice chat, reactions varying from confusion to laughter.

“Call a Pizza Hut!” Mina piped up.

“Wait, does anyone has his home add- oh, I know his address,” Midoriya replied causing Ochako to laugh loudly.

“You weren’t sure?!” She wheezed.

“Listen-!” Izuku squeaked but was interrupted.

“Stay still if you want Dominos, wiggle if you want to Pizza your Hut!” Kaminari yelled and everyone was fighting not to lose it.

“Hey, Izuku, what’s Shinsou’s favourite pizza?” Kirishima asked.

“Are you guys serious about this???”

“Yeah!” Sero laughed. “Now tell us what’s his favourite pizza is!”

“Oh, God, it’s pineapple pizza,” Izuku sighed turning the volume down on everyone, knowing full well what was going to happen. As expected the chat went wild.

“What?! MIDORIYA why is your boyfriend such a meme!” Mina was fighting for her breath.

“I don’t know!!”

They all started to talk about pizza, some discoveries over the preferences were made, the idea of ordering one for Shinsou has seemingly been pushed away for a while. Suddenly in the background, coming from Bakugou account was heard.

“KATSUKI! COME OVER HERE!”

“WHAT?!” Bakugou yelled back. Everyone had to remove their headphones for a moment, their eardrums needing a second to recover.

“JUST COME FOR A MOMENT!”

“Dude is that your mom?” Kirishima snickered.

“Yeah,” Bakugou threw back before he yelled again. “WHAT DO YOU WANT MA!?”

There was more pointless, back and forth yelling until Bakugou, cursing under his breath left to find out what his mother wanted.

“I hate National Geographic,” Sero deadpanned about 40 minutes later and Ashido lost it once more.

“I think we’ll need to resuscitate Ashido,” Jiro giggles. The notification of someone joining them went off and she noticed the great return of Katsuki. “Hey Bakugou, what are you even doing here?”

“I just wanted to drop in and see if Fucking Zombie is dead,” Katsuki huffed.

“Who sleeps with their lights on?!” Ojiro sounded quite befuddled.

“Shinsou apparently, kero,” Tsuyu responded.

“I’m sorry Midoriya but your boyfriend is so weird,” Tokoyami sighed.

“No, I know that-”

“Omg he’s twerking,” Jirou giggled interrupting Midoriya.

“HE’S MOVING!” Kaminari yelled.

On-screen indeed Shinsou slightly adjusted his sleeping position.

“He’s hatching! He’s moving, he’s moving!” Momo seemed very invested in this new development. “Is it happening?”

But then Shinsou stopped and a chorus of disappointed awws harmonized in the voice chat.

“God Damn it, MAN!” Bakugou shouted frustrated, his mic catching a lot of feedback. “Wake up!”

The class started laughing and began discussing various sleeping arrangement and who stopped sleeping with their lights on at what point. Tokoyami still slept with some source of light in his room which was understandable the consensus decided.

“Hey, what if we use our minds to join together and try to move the couch so he’ll fall off?” Hagakure suggested.

“Like telepathy?” Asui asked.

“Yes!”

“I don’t think that’s how it works?” Momo tried to cool her enthusiasm.

“Let’s try it!!” Mina cut in.

“Yeah!” Kaminari and Kirishima replied at once and they were joined by Tokoyami in making weird noises trying to activate telepathy.

“Not you too Tokoyami!” Midoriya whined. “That’s so mean!”

“Hey, you never know what might happen,” Fumikage shrugged it off. Of course, nothing happened aside from sparking a conversation about a new anime Hagakure recently was watching about a telepathic boy. She successfully convinced Sato and Koda to watch.

“Have you guys been here for the past 2 hours just watching him sleep?” Shoji, super late to the party, suddenly spoke up.

“Pretty much,” Uraraka confirmed.

Everyone quickly filled in Shoji on the events so far. Which wasn’t much.g

“Guys! GUYS!” Suddenly Ojiro cried out and everyone started screaming. Shinsou finally woke up with his hair even more of a mess than on regular and stared right into the camera.

“What the fu-!” Bakugou yelled and everyone disconnected.

Only Midoriya stayed behind to see Shinsou laughing.

Hitoshi walked up to the computer and sat down.

“Hey, Izuku,” he said and yawned.

“Hitoshi that was really weird, you know,” Midoriya chuckled.

“Hey, but you stayed,” Shinsou chuckled.

“Yeah... “ Izuku sighed. “Do you want to switch to DMs?”

“Sure. See you there, Izuku,” Hitoshi said with a grin.

“Yeah,” Izuku replied with a matching smile. And on 3 they both disconnected to talk in private.

[cyberb07]

I posted 16 times in 2021

8 posts created (50%)

8 posts reblogged (50%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 1.0 posts.

I added 20 tags in 2021

#resident evil the duke - 3 posts

#re8 the duke - 3 posts

#resident evil village the duke - 3 posts

#beata - 2 posts

#cyberb art 2021 - 2 posts

#as long as you have enough lei - 2 posts

#self ship - 2 posts

#kiss me plz - 1 posts

#pardon if the proportions are off - i get the impression he's bigger all over - 1 posts

#self shipping - 1 posts

Longest Tag: 77 characters

#pardon if the proportions are off - i get the impression he's bigger all over

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

A special reminder to my fellow self-shippers and fangirls(bois)

Just because a user who roleplays as the fictional character you adore doesn’t like you or acknowledge you, or even makes you feel bad.. doesn’t mean that the fictional character you adore would do the same.

19 notes • Posted 2021-06-21 04:03:35 GMT

#4

What was supposed to be a funny/cute doodled 2-panel comic turned into a sweet sketch showing what I really wanted to do-- have me some cuddle time with The Duke.

Why does my creativity have to flow at night? XD It was a work night for goodness sake~

(Plz don't judge too harshly; it's clearly unfinished; the only reason I'm sharing is because I would feel like I'm lying to myself if I didn't share this intimate moment my sketch sesh produced)

36 notes • Posted 2021-06-02 01:49:33 GMT

#3

https://www.ign.com/articles/move-over-lady-dimitrescu-the-resident-evil-community-loves-the-duke-now

75 notes • Posted 2021-06-03 04:59:36 GMT

#2

How The Duke can match your Love Language

Words of Affirmation: The Duke is well-spoken, and is so charming that showering you with sweet somethings will come easy. Just remember, he can be a bit playful and troll-y, but it’s usually hidden advice. Whether comforting or encouraging, I imagine he would say all the right things, and exactly what you need to hear~

Acts of Service: He’s a merchant; his job is to serve. Sure, the Duke might have his own agenda, but he is plenty servile and helpful. Stocking needed items, marking a map, cooking food, and offering a ride; he aided Ethan in these ways. Imagine how much more he’d help you, his love? ;3 And he’s confident he can provide. (Sorry-- this is my language, and when he said that line he won my heart <3)

Receiving Gifts: I wonder about this, since the Duke sells, not gives... Maybe that’s only when his shop’s open. Off the clock, I think he’d be plenty charitable. Not only that, The Duke knows quality. He enjoys fine things, like cigars, rings, crystals, a good book, waistcoats, and making coin. As a merchant, he’s surely traded special items. Imagine what treasures he could give you~

Quality Time: Ethan can tell you; the Duke always seems to be around when you need him. You may not know how, but he’s there. And he’s content to stay with you so long as you stay with him, whether in a cart or in a room. Candlelit & classy, or steely & musty. And if either of you would like to skip town, I imagine he wouldn’t mind sharing a ride with you ^w^ (Cart trip!)

Physical Touch: Ah, yes. While we don’t get to see Duke interact with anyone that way, I can’t help but imagine... For one thing, he looks like he’d be great for cuddles. Big ol’ tums and those big arms; if you need hugs, he could give ‘em. And those cushy hands! Don’t forget; he said his fingers were dexterous. I get the feeling he could give wonderful backrubs~ o>w<o

What do you guys think? Agree? Have better examples? (Do you know your love language?) ^w^ Go and imagine Duke speaking your language to your heart’s content. After all: anything you want, the Duke can provide~

87 notes • Posted 2021-06-08 22:44:34 GMT

#1

Any time I hear a YouTuber call my Duke anything mean, I get sooo protective. God save me, I can’t help it. (Bonus: I like to imagine a second panel to this where we fall. Not being mean-- ^w^ just being realistic. I find it endearing, in a funny way.)

106 notes • Posted 2021-05-28 04:15:08 GMT

Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

(And I still love him. Maybe next year, Tumblr will get to see me post about my other art, self-insert OC's, and fictional loves. Purghaps~)

[one-twisted-sister]

Ex-General Judgment 

Reblog with one troll for Muldun to judge, warning be careful of your lowbloods,fins and mutants he’s not nice, muns and muses 18+ only plz, multiple reblogs allowed within reason.

[you-cansci-me]

Plz reblog with pics of your troll and I’ll do a shitty doodle of them doing stupid shit

Only one reblog per character!

[silvermoonshipping-is-love]

Why you should ship DrownedSilver. A list by a completely stable and non-biased rareshipper

They're adorable together

Gaymer boyfriends, I repeat, GAYMER BOYFRIENDS

Also cyberghost boyfriends, just trolling people together on the internet

They probably have like their secret language based on binary codes or so

They combine The Legend of Zelda and Pokemon franchises, two of the most successful and beloved game franchises, hello?

Since they don't have canon personalities you can make up your own and it seems to always fit no matter what.

Based on popular depictions of them they'd be BastardXSoft Boi ship and who doesn't love that?

Who also doesn't love Ball of RageXGentle Giant?

Not matter what ship genre you like, they'd be perfect

Fluff? You got it! Crack Bastards? Sure! Angst? OH DAMN, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE READY-

They're adorable together

Both of them have fire-related powers or to do with fire, Ben has his fire powers and Silver has his Cyndaquil

They also sorta have to do with time? Like Ben is from Majora's Mask where time is the key of the game to save everyone and he could potentially use that too and Silver has his Celebi which is responsible for time in the Pokeworld

(I'm aware they're not always the only ones, but we're only concentrating on them now, okay? Okay)

They seem to be both be able to float, so just imagine the Wall-E dancing scene with them, idk why I thought that

No matter if you think they still physically age or not, age will never be a problem with them, since they're close in age regardless

And don't come with “What if only one ages?”, that would make no sense

They're adorable together

Plz ship them

They could totally relate since they're under similar circumstances, while also remaining different in other ways

Based on the stories to me Ben seems reserved in terms of emotions for example while Silver is the opposite and shows them clearly, so maybe they could teach other how to be more honest with themselves and help each other perfectly for example

Both have fates connected to the moon

Now let me explain: Ben's is obvious he was in a cult which praised it and sacrificed him, while Silver died on/in Mount. Silver and that mountain was named that way because it shines in a silvern tone because of the moon, so-

So they could both talk about the moon together and stuff since they both may like it or probably make a “The moon screwed us over and now we're pissed” club, either way's possible

They both probably have Daddy Issues, especially Ben, but then again, everyone seems to

Why are there so many characters with Daddy Issues? Why do you all hate fathers?

But because of that, and their past, they'd also be the best dads, convince me otherwise

No matter if like pets/pokemon, characters from games they like playing or actual children

“Opposites attract” ships in general are just nice, okay? And they certainly seem to be, even design wise.

Speaking of designs/looks they look like the sun and moon as humans to me

This has nothing to do with the list, I just wanted to mention it lol

They're adorable together

They're perfectly connected to “Forget-Me-Nots”, which are flowers often used for affection and love as well as loss

They'd just... have the softest type of relationship and you can't convince me other wise

I wanted to say here how Ben, being based on Link and thus they could be considered based on Peter Pan and he brings the LOST children to Neverland like LOST Silver, but then I remembered that Pan kills the Lost Children in the original so let's ignore this again, okay?

Plz plz plz ship them

Do it now

That’s all I could think up for now. Anything wanting to be added is apppreciated, either tell me or reblog and add it yourself if you do

[flightboundtrolls]

we all knew this would happen

iiiiiiiiits a judge meme! with krylon. shes mean though, so be careful. reblog w one troll a post, but you can reblog as much as you want. plz dont let this flop

[unimaginative-derp-blog]

I'm thinking of redesigning Odiyle's outfit, I like the one on the left, but I'm not sure yet. 👇Please let me know in the comments which one I should pick👇 Time: 1 hour 45 minutes

[ghost-chance]

Just a heads-up, folks. See this account? This person is an ass.

What, that's not enough? Oh, fine. This troll's entire blog is devoted to reblogging posts tagged with variations of #PleaseDoNotReblog' just to irritate people. Their bio even states just that. Surprise! They failed to irritate me. After they reblogged one of my no-Reblogging-plz posts I just blocked them outright. And smiled. And started humming "Burn, Baby, Burn."

Alas, @staff and @support, I can't find an option for reporting a Tumblr for abusive reblogging, trolling, OR being a dick in general. They're targeting and harassing people, especially people posting about their mental illness, depression, and showing their vulnerable sides. I advised one targeted user to report them but I'm not sure if it did any good...and after that I couldn't stick my neck out anymore. And the forbidden reblog is STILL present on my post after blocking them!

So, yeah folks, just watch out for this...gem...if you post anything personal. I'm not saying "block them," and I'm not organizing a virtual-witch-hunt - that would make me no better than the troll. All I'm saying is watch out if that name pops up in your notifications, and if folks reblog what you've tagged otherwise...just block 'em. Don't bother telling them off, just block 'em. Confrontation feeds trolls; being ignored and shut down starves them. Starve the trolls.

Seriously, though, find a hobby, Troll, because yours is sad.

[ask-the-jester-buds]

LET’S TRY A NEW TYPE OF BLIND DATE!!

So here at JesterBuds™ we have a lot of lovely trolls looking for that one thing that everyone needs so much they based a whole videogame off it:

So we are trying this fun new dynamic:

A FRIENDSHIP BLIND DATE!!

How does it work?

EASY!

Check our TROLL CALL (X / X) page and check out our catalog of new possible buddies. 

Just reblog this post with a muse of your own and you can either choose a specific muse you want to interact with or select “Random” for us to send a random muse your way!

Have you ever wanted to interact with the  JesterBuds™? Do you have a perfect buddy for our clown crew? well now is your chance to make a long lasting FRIENDSHIP!!

Rules and disclamers:

-One muse per reblog plz (Multiple reblogs allowed!)

-Please specify muse or  type “random” if you can’t decide.

-Please keep in mind that some of our muses can be rude and aggressive towards low bloods. If you choose randomly we will not send these muses your way if they won’t react nicely to your muse (we want friends after all :D).

-Please keep in mind that we answer to rps slowly! We apologize for this and we totally understand if you prefer a more active rp partner.

-Please remember this is a friendship date. If you are looking to ship with us keep in mind that we DO NOT instant ship and we prefer ships to develop during rp. (If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends amr?)

-Have fun!! In the end that’s the most important part of this prompt!

[volgotha]

Holy shit I just read your text post I'm so sorry! How are people so easily sold on bullshit??? What happened that lead up to all that?

Okay, strap yourself in. I’m only typing this mess up once more and then I’m never mentioning it again as long as I live. I’m not going to tag it with anything relevant either so once its posted, i’m letting it get lost in the sea of reblogs. Here we go, warning; this is gon be long.

In 2006 I went to college. From 2006 to 2009 I hung out with 5 friends and my bf at the time, Andre. It was in 2007 that we started to poke our heads into the 2C11 room (the clubspace room). Matt and his best friend Jogn Carlo started coming with us to Rocky Horror, a thing only myself and two of my 5 friends would do together, along with ppl they knew from their old highschool. By 2009, we had formed a big gang of friends from the clubspace, and we all started going to movies and sushi together. One of my friends organize panels for Otakuthon, where we’d all meet up.      

But in 2009, two of the 5 ppl I hung out with had a falling out. They stopped being friends. One went to university, the other was around for one more year then she went to university in 2010. That’s when the old group began to change from a family to a clique: In 2010 new members joined the club, and became new staples in the old group–most importantly, a guy named Tin.

It used to feel like a big family, but when the new semester started in September 2010 and new members flooded the club, everything changed. Tin instantly gave me a strange feeling in my gut, like there was something off abt him I couldn’t articulate. Shannon was dating Alex, the then club president, who stepped down in disgrace after I and one of those 5 friends went to the student union to complain abt him being the Harvey Weinstein of the club,. He wanted to permanently ban her from the club bc that summer when he was making a shitty youtube movie, he asked her out and she said no. The only reason he stepped down is bc I helped her take it to the student union and took him down. So when 2010 came along, Tin swooped in and became Alex 2.0, and when I warned ppl abt him they didn’t listen.

Fast forward a year to 2011, and the shitstorm happens; My mom had bvee battling with cancer since 2009. She had a hysterectomy but it didn’t work, and the cancer came back with a vengance.

January 15th 2011: My mom comes into my room and tells me her doctor doesn’t give her 1 year left to live. A few minutes after she leaves my room, Tin talks to me on Steam. He starts trolling me, I exploded on him. I felt bad about it so I tried to apologise to him, and I wrote on my facebook wall a message: “Just found out my mom has a year left to live, not in my right head, plz stay away from me for a while” so i wouldn’t explode on anyone else. I said I tried to apologise to Tin on steam, because him being an abujsive sociopath, instead of just accepting the apology or not like a normal person, instead he starts demanding that i admit to being a shitdisturber. I ignore him at that point, tell him im sorry, wish him good night and then sign off steam, and go to bed.

The following day, Shannon heads me off as I’m in the 2C11 hallway heading to the clubspace room; she warns me that Kelly is having a shit fit and screaming about how much of a horrible person I am, that apparently Kelly thinks my facebook post is me using my mom as an excuse to get away with being a bitch. I run to confront her, because excuse me, no it fucking wasn’t yknow? and whatever trauma she hasn;’t resolved yet doesn’t give her the right to twist my meanings and paint me as a monster. Thats when she goes into the Oliver’s caf so I follow her, and she screams at me calls me pathetic and heads back into the clubspace, and everyone followed her and left me in the caf crying with Shannon and Alex. :/

The situation was made ten times worse later that night by a certain person named Mathew, remember him? He was supposed to be my friend. Instead, he took the opportunity to write a huge post on fb tearing me down, on which everyone else joined in taking a public jab at me. Matt was seen as the community leader at the time. He could have used his power to calm the situation down, instead he made things worse. To this day, I suspect that troll Tin is the one who twisted my words to trigger Kelly and cause all of this, and that he also had Matt in the palm of his hand, but i digress; Matt’s post convinced most of them to ditch me. That devastated me in an already overwhelmed state, and I attempted suicide a few nights later.

That summer, I saw that my former friends were all having a big party, “What Killed the Dinosaurs? The Bad Movie Night.”, and I wasn’t invited. Shannon saw how much it hurt me, so she invited to her bf’s party instead, and that’s where I met Paul.

The following school year of 2011-2012 went by without much incident. The people who had ghosted me slowly added me back, Matt even apologized for his shit, and things seemed to be on the up and up. It looked like all this drama was behind us. I was wrong.

After I graduated, I decided to go visit the club in Fall 2012. Big mistake.

I saw someone I knew, Sarah, crying on someone’s lap, and asked her what was up. She told me she was in an abusive relationship with Tin. For giving her the advice to leave him, Tin came at me on steam again, and I told him that he was an abuser, that he would not intimidate me and to go fuck himself, and I blocked him. Suddenly, Matt was trying to extort 100$ from me for 2 locks I had broken the year before, which should���ve only cost 42$. Where did that come from? Well, Tin was the club’s Treasurer that year. He was trying to get back at me for standing up to him and helping his victim escape, and he was doing it through Matt, who was going apeshit on me on MSN for refusing to pay 100$. I insisted I should only have to pay what I owe, which was 42$. He kept freaking out on me, so finally I threatened to get a lawyer involved, and that’s when he backed down. I still paid the money I owed for the locks I had broken but I blocked Matt, having had enough of his bullshit, and that’s when suddenly a bunch of ppl from the group ghosted me for good.

Why was I ghosted when Matt was clearly the one in the wrong? Because Tin. They ghosted me bc Tin told them to. Tin and Matt told them all sorts of shitty things about me and they believed them. They don’t hold Tin or Matt to any of their shitty actions though bc they don’t want the same abuse that happened to me to happen to them. They turn a blind eye to every shitty thing Tin and Matt do. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to understand there’s an extremely toxic abuse dynamic at play in that group.

But the story doesn’t end there. Remember that party I went to with Shannon, and that guy I met named Paul? From november 2011 to march 2015 we were together. I was isolated from whoever was left, only hung out with him and his friends. In 2014, I became close friends with a girl name d Ariel, a member of that old groiup who ghosted me. But that was probably a manufactured relationship manipulated into existance by Paul, so he could jump to her when he was done with me.

Paul was extremely abusive when no one was around. The night he left, we had a huge fight. I tried to escape the situation by running upstairs. He chased me and when I ran into my TV room and closed the door behind me, he started pounding on it and trying to push his way in. When he did manage to get through the door, I panicked, picked up a glass bottle and threw it at him, and then slammed the door again when he backed out. The bottle broke, and cut his finger very deep. He used that cut to get everyone present during the situation on his side. Nevermind all the crazy abusive stuff he had just pulled in front of them, no, I was the bad guy, and once he had them convinced, he left to my then bff’s house, who later became his new gf.

He posted a picture of the wound on facebook, and because of that and previous drama from years ago that never really went away, most of the friends I had left from Dawson believed him, and ghosted me. I couldn’t tell them that a week earlier he had raped me, and that’s why I was scared enough to throw that glass bottle at him.I filed a police report, I warned everyone who would listen to me about him, and I warned her. I did all I could.

 I was too scared to tell this story for such a long time, because if asking for understanding while my mom was dying was twisted into me using my mom as an excuse to get away with being a bitch, then asking for understanding for the outbursts I had after being raped would just be twisted into me using my rape as an excuse to get away with being a bitch. I couldn’t handle the idea of my rape being trivialized as just some excuse–and Mathew is in part responsible for it all, because of that fucking post he made publicly tearing me down. Had he not posted that, I would’ve never lost my support system, I would’ve never gone to that party with Shannon, and I would’ve never been raped.

So I spent the better parts of 2016-2018 telling those involved off for their part in my current situation and blocked them, and the rest rebuilding what I had back in 2009, with resounding success. 

So, there you have it. That’s what happened. Fuuuuuuuucking insane isn’t it. Its over now, none of them can hurt me anymore and Ive once again surrounded myself with friends I can actually trust, so everything’s good now. I still have my low days bc this was yknow, a lot, but I’m doing much, muuuuch better now. 

[grifftrolls]

So I found out about this hunger games simulator and it sounds like fun, so I’ll be doing one with various fan trolls  there are 22 spots but I’ll claim 2 myself leaving 20 up for grabs so just reblog with the 2 trolls you want to enter (with images plz)  and I’ll put them on the list 0/20

[cripdork]

Hi friends! I wanted to share one of my favourite things!

Headspace is a Discord chat for systems. There’s systems chatting almost all the time so you dont have to feel alone ever. Almost everyone’s traumagenic, though all sorts are welcomed, including questioning peoples. Mainly people on there are DID-like systems, and some median & OSDD kinda systems and we chat about whatever. there’s support channels for if you want advice or need to vent or whatevs, and channels for hobbies, rooms for protectors, littles, osdd, research, and heaps more.

but mostly it’s just really nice to find your tribe and be understood. to be some place where people don’t judge you and it’s ok to act like a little or forget stuff or be scared and say sorry all the time. it’s like a home to me. it’s actually one of the nicest places on the internet i think o..o

anyway if you want to check it out the invite link is http://discord.me/headspace which should take you to a welcome room, which is a kinda airlock where a Mod can add you to the rest of the server (helps keep trolls out, and keep privacy of members) just say hi and stuff and you’ll be added soooooon. it’s been semisecret for a bit but it’s started to get too quiet so it’d be really cool if some nice new people could come and maybe be friends maybe?? 💚💙💜💖

(plz reblog if you like so people know about it!)

[lupintyde]

The A-mew-sing Sequel To Adrien’s Game

This time, there are only four episodes covered but a lot of pictures so I’m adding a “read more”...eventually.  Also, Ladybug is on Netflix!  Go watch.  Here we go with the next four eps!

The last time we left our boy Adrien, he was developing his flirting technique with the lovely Marinette.  Or not.  It’s fun to speculate though, right?  Right?!

…ANYway, let’s see how he tops the almost kiss.

 In “Darkblade” (Le Chevalier Noir):

Marinette decides to run against Chloe for class something-or-other

To the utter delight of 95% of the class

That’s right man, just play it cool...

CASUAL FINGER GUNS and AMBIGUOUS SUPPORT!!!

In “The Mime” (Le Mime):

Hey, I didn’t know y’all were gonna be here too lol!

Smooth move, dude.  Just play it off like you had NO IDEA.

Our cat son heats things up below the cut!

In “Kung Food”:

Casual’s not working out for ya?  Steal your moves from your superhero counterpart.  Because that obviously works with Ladybug.

Seriously, Chloe -_-

Don’t insult his new man-crush.  This kid doesn’t have enough positive male role models as is.

When you have to inform the uninformed because you’re done with their shit, but still have to maintain your rep.

Nailed it!

Wow!  She’s too impressed by him to stutter when he grabs her by the shoulders.  Success!

Also, the return of the “oh shit she’s cute wtf” smile.

It seems to be contagious.

When you’re watching future bae have a bonding moment.

Nothing could POSSIBLY ruin this.

Ok, THAT’S IT!

“Didn’t your father kick you off of the jury?”

I’m sure Mari’s great uncle can cook you up a salve for that BURN.

Adrien: 2, Chloe: -0

In “Gamer”(Le Gamer ):

Up to this point, Adrien’s been feline pretty confident in his abilities.

Charming smile? Check.

Casual touching? Check.

Defend her against the forces of evil/Chloe?  CHECK.

Sabine: Oh, you must be the guy Marinette talks about ALL THE TIME.

Adrien.exe has stopped working.

The captain and first mate of the S.S. Adrienette.

There goes our future son-in-law

Ok, so the flirting worked.  Didn’t see that coming.

Don’t mess this up, man.  Remember...smooooooth.

Operation “Impress Mari With Your Mad Skillz” is a go!

Ready, aaaaand--

OMG SHE GRABBED MY HAND!! (x2)

ABORT, ABORT!!

Someone plz help these kids

Or maybe just him.  

“You’re amazing, Marinette” <--ACTUAL SHOW DIALOGUE

Don’t forget to fish for compliments while you’re doing the complimenting to see what she really thinks of you.

Also, stand up for your teenage right to snack.

“Is it hot in here or is it just you?” <--not actual dialogue but should be

They break the tension by moving outdoors.  Only to find an akuma.

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS!

Adrien saves the damsel in distress.  

She LETS him.  Any other guy and she would’ve been all “I can save my own damn self, you, and that dog over there”.

They get split up (of course)

And there’s our boy Chat Noir ALSO saving the damsel in distress

That’s twice in 3 minutes, Marinette.  You could’ve transformed behind a pole or something by this point.  I’ve seen you do worse -_-

Btw Chat totally looks like the cat who got the cream (and the girl)

Subtle reminder to the audience that gamer girls turn him on.  

I think we’ve seen that look before...

Oh snap!

Honestly, where can this boy go but up?

Note:  I do not hate Chloe.  In fact, she’s my favorite side character.   This girl’s gonna redeem herself, yet!  However, you can’t deny the faces Adrien makes at her are funny as crap.  

IMPORTANT NOTE: This is only one part of a series!  Here’s the link to the other parts of Adrien’s Game and A Lady’s Charm :)

ML Master List Of Crack Posts

(I used to add links to the newest installment at the bottom of my Adrien’s Game and Lady’s Charm posts, but the list will eventually end up being as long as the actual post.  So, yeah.  I’m taking the lazy approach.)

*DISCLAIMER*  These posts are my attempt at humor and not meant to be taken seriously.  Hateful/snide comments are the reason for this disclaimer and peeps trying to start arguments will be blocked.  I’m not out to prove anything and I don’t give attention to trolls.  If you reblog, use whatever tags float your shippy boat.  If you wanna use the screencaps, please give me credit for capturing them.  I am under no illusion that I own the series, obviously.  I read as many of the reblog tags as I have time for, and you guys are so supportive and way funnier than I think I am.  So thanks for the love and the laughs :)