#really hope this makes sense

[saint-vagrant]

god it feels so cheap (though i don't feel that way abt other people saying similar) and i really don't know what i feel about "this is when artists get to work!" (reminds me of 2016's "art/comedy/punk is gonna be so cool under trump") but with my anger burnt off into sadness for the moment... i gotta say i'd really like to keep making art. i am old, disabled, and have been trans for so long, i have no connection to family and for most of my life i've struggled to walk back from the ledge. whatever political criticisms i've had, and will have, come from a deep, complex place, just as it must for you. i really don't think i'm stupid or thoughtless or evil for maybe differing from your own feelings or actions by what i'm certain is a very narrow margin. most of us— at least most of the people i know and respect— are in some way vulnerable and suffering, and it's unbearable how many people i Don't know are suffering in conditions i can and profoundly cannot fathom. there is work beyond art to do, certainly. obviously. personally, i want to want to live, and atm (and most of the time) i don't know how to do that other than through art. i want to honour the life/lives that've always been intimately viscerally real to me, freakish, sick, perverted, difficult, complicated, and often unseen and unaccounted for. and, honour and imagine lives as of yet unattained. it's my tether, my language, and i hope it always brings me closer rather than pushes me further away. to you, even. that was true before and it's true now.

anyway, please take care of yourself and each other. no it's not okay, grief and disappointment are well-warranted. but please don't ignore the massive amounts of people— and the very small ones— who are fighting as hard as they can. more will follow and join in because they already were, many have been learning and are ready and willing to try. idt i'm the person you need to hear this from, but i really do believe these things.

[punchratt]

Karlach really got us out here like

[paradoxo8y]

Everyone's writing about how they would write the Scooby Doo reboot, so I decided to post my own rendition on that.

Probably will be a long post...

I think the ideia of the gang being composed of eldritch beings by @icecreamsandwichcomics is great

Basically they are old gods, except for Fred, he's normal

They don't know about each other, except for Shaggy and Scooby

Fred just think his friends are a bit weird

In this reboot they would be young adults and they work in the (you guess it) Mystery Inc. (originality 🙄)

In this the monsters would be real sometimes, some mysteries involve murder, some are thefts and others are disappearances (it's for adults after all)

They get hurt sometimes, cause some of the bad guys actually try to kill them

As most of them are immortal the only that really gets hurt is Fred (it's never really bad, I love Fred and don't want him to be hurt badly)

Will be some cute moments between them

Angel Dynamite from Mystery Inc. will be there, she shares the place with the gang, half is their mystery hall, half is her radio station

Marcie (also from Mystery Inc) will be there too and will have a romance with Velma at some point

Fred's love of traps lives on

Now the kind of powers and weaknesses they have:

Shaggy has enhanced durability and reflexes, his weakness is that he's always hungry and a coward.

Daphne has great knowledge on differents skills and has infinite money, but she's very unlucky and most things break when she's near.

Velma has some type of psyche power and can foreshadow what suspects will do, she ain't good with human interactions and is easily distract.

Scooby has the same abilities as Shaggy, he's also always hungry and kind of a coward, he also hate cats.

The episodes are from different mysteries, but will have a great mystery connecting all of them. Like what happend in Mystery Inc

This mystery is about a secret fifth cult trying to bring one very powerful great one to earth

In some mysteries members of the cults dedicated to each of the gang members will appear

Every time this happens the one who is worshiped will just be like "I have no idea what this means, no, not weird at all"

By the end of the series they all will know they ain't human, except Fred, he'll discovered that in the last episode ever

Some gags are:

The van never needs gas. Also no one know for sure the van origins.

Daphne will always know someone named Bill who knows exactly how to help them.

In one episode the van will break and by the end will be fixed miraculously, they never talk of this again.

The sequence of catchphrases and Fred's curse word will happen. Every time this occur the curse word will be different.

Scooby has a human form, he uses it exactly once.

They're in a polycule.

They all smoke weed, not just Scooby and Shaggy .

In the last episode Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Scooby will have to make a decision they need to abdicate of their immortality or let the world be destroyed

The fifth eldritch being is Scrappy-Doo

[adhdvsautismbracket]

do multiple people submitting the same duo do anything for the duo or do they get in with one submission?

Multiple people submitting a specific duo will influence the bracket when I come to put it together!

I would love if every single duo submitted could be a part of the bracket, buuut my spreadsheet currently shows 82 unique duos from 70+ unique fandoms and it's only been a few hours since launching this blog. It's likely that only 32 duos will be present at the start of the actual polls. 64 if I'm feeling a little goofy.

[chloesimaginationthings]

These clown animatronics in FNAF wild as hell..

[readwritealldayallnight]

It didn’t matter how long or short you were apart, Simon always brought something back for you

After each and every one of his deployments, though all you ever asked for was for him to return to you in one piece, he would find you a small souvenir, a token, a postcard, or some sort of little trinket from whichever corner of the glove he found himself in this time, keeping it near and dear to him until his feet were back on familiar ground and he could put it in your familiar hands

You had told him that it wasn’t necessary, but when he simply blinked and ask you if it made you happy, your reply was an instantaneous ‘yes’, to which he replied ‘then yes, it is necessary’

You loved and treasured all of them, multiple shelves throughout your shared flat adorned with the items that reminded you of the fact that he was always being reminded of you wherever he went

It didn’t take very long for Simon to become enamoured with your reactions each time he presented you with his newest find, wondering if whatever he picked out would make you gasp and cover your mouth, make you roll your eyes and smirk, make you laugh and squeeze his arm, each time was a guessing game that had his heart skipping a beat or two in anticipation

Soon enough, he decided he didn’t really need deployments as an excuse to surprise you, or any reason really, other than to see you smile

And so, trips to the supermarket made by Simon alone more often than not began including cupcakes in your favourite flavour

He’d come back from the mailbox and drop a single flower from someone else’s garden onto the table in front of you

Your nearly finished perfumes and lipsticks would magically find themselves replenished

But being Simon, his gifts didn’t always need to be extravagant

On the rarer occasions when he was only on base for a day, he’d often bring you back something simpler, if not sillier, like a paper clip or a sticky note with a terribly drawn doodle he’d stick to your forehead (god forbid he ever bring home a bullet casing, bragging about how he was thinking about you while he practiced shooting loads today-)

Sometimes he’d bring home a book he saw laying around the common room he thought you might enjoy

Other times he might walk into a room and notice you eyeing the hoodie he’s wearing, pulling it over his head without hesitation and offering it to you before you could even think to ask

Most of the time though, Simon was great at bringing home takeaway for dinner, a favourite sight of yours to behold as he walked through the door of the flat

Empty handed or not, so long as he was home with you , you were happy

[maxipad33]

in brazil we went hunting

it was hard finding time to draw while i was in korea but i finally finished this beast on the plane! max verstappen brazil 2024 you are so special to me

also feel free to use as a wallpaper!

alt versions under the cut

[pigswithwings]

to care for you i must take you apart

[somnimagus]

My page for @sheikahzine; about Impaz's duty to her village, empty of people and full of memories.

[id in alt text]

[charles-jpg]

i come back stronger | charles leclerc

[modawg]

it’s so crazy to me that nico’s “final attempt at getting percy to like him” is a gift/thing that has literally nothing to do with what percy as a person would’ve liked to see from nico

like nico getting him to the styx and telling him to get in is the pinnacle of nico seeing percy as a warrior or hero above all else

in hoo nico talks abt finding percy cheesy and goofy (talking abt traits other than being a hero) but above all else he will always be a hero to nico which he again shows by talking abt how strong percy is when he falls into tartarus

on the other side in tlo when annabeth is also in a kind of last ditch effort to prove herself she does exactly what shows percy that she’s literally it LMAO

she takes a dagger for him (even tho he’s like why tf wld you do that) she literally mirrors his fatal flaw back at him showing deathly and devoted loyalty like he has many times to her

and when their in tartarus and either one of them is getting beaten down they don’t talk abt fighting or winning they talk abt the future and abt living a full life (one outside of being hero’s)

i love being able to see when people will and won’t work well together even on such a small subconscious level

[l3viat8an]

Rorororo I’ve been thinking about Beel teaching MC/you/reader/whatever how to give a blowjob he’s probably not the best teacher cause he’s SO BIG but he would be sososo sweet  -🍿

Nsfw!

Definitely could pick a better teacher heloshsj but you’re right Beel would try to be so sweet!!

Beel’s just a little too excited and a little too big for you, without some practice- regardless of how experienced you are-

His hand rests on the back of your head as you bob up and down, letting you get used to his cock in your mouth. He really likes when you suck on the tip and when you take him deeper into your mouth….pressing your tongue against the veins along the underside-

“That’s it, cupcake…..doin’ so good.” he tries adding soft praise!!! Because he loves watching you react, trying to push yourself to take him better!!- The room is filled with Beel’s soft moans and the sounds of you gagging when you get a little too ambitious and he hits the back of your throat.

You try a few different things, tongue swirling awkwardly around his tip and back down as far as you can.

Beel’s fingers still tangled in your hair, and he pushes you down just a bit more to try and get you to take him a little further, listening to you gag with a small smirk on his face…he’s not trying to be mean!!! You’re just too fuckin’ sexy like this~

Beel never knew watching someone struggle to take his cock down their throat for the first time would be such a turn on for him! Watching your drool run down his cock coving what you can’t fit in your mouth yet….mix that with the way you struggle to swallow around him makes him throb and buck his hips up, making you whine around his cock, as tears fill your eyes- “F-fuck, feels s’good.”

your jaw is so sore and even with Beelz praise you still feel like you haven’t really done enough yet!!

Beel loosens his grip letting you pull back to breathe for a second, before you’re leaning forward again licking up the beads of pre-cum leaking out of his tip before trying to take him all the way down your throat again. As soon as he hits the back of your throat, you’re gagging but force yourself to relax and feel him push a little deeper down your throat, and Beel moans so deep in his throat it’s almost a growl.

Tightening his fingers in your hair, groaning out, “Do that again.” so you repeat the action-

Pulling almost all the way off and taking him back down your throat, trying not to jerk away when you feel him twitch in your mouth, ropes of cum sliding down your throat….

Letting go of your hair and patting your head almost sheepishly, as he lets you pull away Beel asks “Wanna practice again tomorrow?”

[merverelli]

"you just feel yourself let go."

still thinking about this episode. man. 💪💥

[captainuranium543]

So team natsu never really had an official name right? (Ik they are sometimes called the strongest team but be fr nobody is calling them that) I think generally people refer to them as "team *whoever they know the best from the group* (ie, levy calls them team Lucy). However, in my head people around the world and in the guild have started referring to them with a wide array of nicknames that somehow none of the actual team has gotten wind of yet

"guys you're never gonna guess what team property damage just did"

"hey you hear that Lucy and the clowns are back"

"yo the demolition squad is going crazy in hargeon rn"

"I swear everyday it's a new thing with those fucking guys" (yes "those fucking guys" is a nickname, when you say that everyone knows who you are talking about)

[cosmicredcadet]

I don't think a lot of people realize that lot of their advice to disabled people often boils down to "Get over it." they are trying to be helpful but their idea of helpful is "Just do the thing" because that's what they do. for them they just do things. It comes naturally to just do it.

They don't know how to bridge the gap between you and the task. For them the bridge is already pre-built and stable. For disabled people the bridge is run down, not well kept, it feels unsteady and is hard to get across without being slow and cautious - hell for some people there is no bridge and we need to build it ourselves but we don't have the bridge building tools and no one gives them to us.

"Just cross the bridge." They say before walking over their pre-built bridge. They never gave you the tools to build a bridge to cross.

[cosmosnout]

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