#really bad jokes

[mattsmemes]

[callsignvulture]

If 141 ever lost Price, would they technically be Priceless?

(My anxiety is going crazy rn and that joke popped into my head and I laughed harder at that then I’d like to admit-)

[docdonnalove]

Person A: Knock knock

Person B: Who’s there?

Person A: Doctor

Person B: Doctor who?

Person A: …

Person B: …

[phantom-freak]

do you know why they only put 239 beans in irish stew

because if they put one more itd be 240

(this is meant to be read in a heavy irish accent.)

[noneknxws]

me saying hello to the French person I hate like “bonwhore”

[canyoubelieveitsmc]

Cw: phallic object (its a block penis with a creeper face), some suggestive jokes, terrible puns, and even more terrible quality pictures

These are the Valentines I made for my friends for a party I hosted! They are all hermitcraft/minecraft themed :)

NOTE: Most of these jokes aren't made by me! Some of them I got off the internet, and a few of them were suggested on when I asked for help coming up with minecraft pickup lines! The person who suggested them sent them in anonymously, so I can't give anyone direct credit

All of these were /lighthearted /not serious

The reason why no one's skin is colored in is because I was using shitty markers and they didn't have any skin tone markers >:/

I have more to make for actual Valentines day but I'll post those later, when I actually make them

[iamnathannah]

My Barbie brain had me thinking that Margot and Kate were having a threesome with America and I was disappointed they were referring to the country. 😅

[pterodactylterrace]

Me: pspspsps here kitty, kitty!

The tiger hunting me: ???

[noodles-and-tea]

also what about an inverse twins in time au where ford went back to the 60's and stan stayed in the 80's?

Oh this is super interesting

[pterodactylterrace]

Those are some shiny trousers!

I can most certainly see myself in his pants.

EWAN MITCHELL Reacts To House of the Dragon Scenes | Max

[bluk-berry-jam]

Pelipper mail!

a

thanks for the letter!

*cartoony ba-dum-tiss plays as I hold the "a" up next to my face*

[whatamibutabutteredcroissant]

stoner murderers be like: “my two favourite things are smokin’ weed and offin’ Jack”

[sesamestreep]

speaking of “day of the dove”, it deserves to be famous just for the part where the Klingon captain is talking to Kirk and Spock and his wife who’s just been beamed aboard comes up and starts laying into him and he goes “my wife and science officer” by way of explanation and introduction and it cuts to Kirk and Spock looking at them like this for no real reason

which could mean nothing

[h34vybottom]

Aegis Alver really had me hooked because I loved his design and then I played Crestoria and he was not a character till the last chapter of the app when they pretended like his parents were going to die.

[ineffable-problem]

How do I take my coffee?

Well with my hands of course.

[nocaffeineforlevi]

I think we should all be grateful that AC/DC wasn't british

This isnt a 'MURICA post I just think that 'Motorway to Hell' wouldn't have been as much of a hit