#really bad jokes

[mattsmemes]

[callsignvulture]

If 141 ever lost Price, would they technically be Priceless?

(My anxiety is going crazy rn and that joke popped into my head and I laughed harder at that then I’d like to admit-)

[docdonnalove]

Person A: Knock knock

Person B: Who’s there?

Person A: Doctor

Person B: Doctor who?

Person A: …

Person B: …

[phantom-freak]

do you know why they only put 239 beans in irish stew

because if they put one more itd be 240

(this is meant to be read in a heavy irish accent.)

[noneknxws]

me saying hello to the French person I hate like “bonwhore”

[iamnathannah]

My Barbie brain had me thinking that Margot and Kate were having a threesome with America and I was disappointed they were referring to the country. 😅

[orionfrommars]

Happy Holidays from the sillies!!

[Please do not steal, trace, repost or modify my work]

[pterodactylterrace]

Me: pspspsps here kitty, kitty!

The tiger hunting me: ???

[pterodactylterrace]

Those are some shiny trousers!

I can most certainly see myself in his pants.

EWAN MITCHELL Reacts To House of the Dragon Scenes | Max

[noodles-and-tea]

also what about an inverse twins in time au where ford went back to the 60's and stan stayed in the 80's?

Oh this is super interesting

[bluk-berry-jam]

Pelipper mail!

a

thanks for the letter!

*cartoony ba-dum-tiss plays as I hold the "a" up next to my face*

[whatamibutabutteredcroissant]

stoner murderers be like: “my two favourite things are smokin’ weed and offin’ Jack”

[sesamestreep]

speaking of “day of the dove”, it deserves to be famous just for the part where the Klingon captain is talking to Kirk and Spock and his wife who’s just been beamed aboard comes up and starts laying into him and he goes “my wife and science officer” by way of explanation and introduction and it cuts to Kirk and Spock looking at them like this for no real reason

which could mean nothing

[ineffable-problem]

How do I take my coffee?

Well with my hands of course.

[nocaffeineforlevi]

I think we should all be grateful that AC/DC wasn't british

This isnt a 'MURICA post I just think that 'Motorway to Hell' wouldn't have been as much of a hit

[aethersea]

I do think Blazing Saddles handled its one depiction of native americans very poorly, and the full extent of its representation of chinese workers on the railroad is they were literally just there. not even one single speaking line. unclear if this is worse or better than the redface.

it's fucking phenomenal at lampooning antiblack racism though. extremely blatant, extremely funny satire, which is constantly and loudly saying "racism is the philosophy of the terminally stupid at best and morally depraved at worst, and we should all be pointing and laughing at them 24/7"

plus the main character is a heroic black man who has to navigate a whole lot of bullshit but is constantly smirking at the extraordinarily stupid racists and inviting the audience into the joke. the one heroic white character is a guy who was suicidally depressed until he met the protagonist and they just instantly became buds, and he's firmly in a supporting role the whole time and happy to be there. the protagonist saves the day with the help of his black friends from the railroad, and uses the position of power he was given to uplift not only those friends, but all the railroad workers of other minorities too, in an explicit show of solidarity.

anyone saying "Blazing Saddles is racist" had better be talking about its treatment of non-black minorities. it had better not be such superficial takes as "oh but they say the n-word all the time" or "they have nazis and the kkk in there!" because goddamn if that's the full extent of your critique I very seriously suggest you read up on media analysis. there is too much going over your head, you need to learn to recognize satire.