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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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Favorite part of The Dead Boy Detectives for sure is Edwin pulling literally every single age appropriate male character he interacted with. The absolute cunt ever
#Cat king Charles Monty Simon .guy is a gay magnet#yes im assuming charles is in love w him too in my mind he just doesn't know ut yet because he is extremely obvious and from the 80s#he said he liked Chrystal bc she reminded her of Edwin UNPROVOKED yall cant make this shit up come on now#also in the last ep after hugging edwin he put his hand in his hand in his heart just like edwin did when he realized he was in love w him#yeah that happened its not an hallucination im still baffled#also they are the REALEST i do in fact also need him carnally#edwin payne you are so pathetically rizzless I need to kiss you#David was fucking lucky he never directly interacted w him he would've been on the homosexual trenches too believe me#edwin payne#charles rowland#the cat king#monty the crow#simon dead boy detectives#catwin#payneland#chadwin#edwin x monty#edwin x charles#edwin x the cat king#the dead boy detectives#dead boy detectives#dbda#netflix dead boy detectives#tdbd
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Need to fuck old man! Logan after getting too many drinks in the club and getting picked up in his limo and you end up bent down in the backseat as he pummels into you from behind and keeps your head pressed into the cushion of the seat with his heavy palm all cause you kept flirting with him and flashed him with your tits and pussy.
#logan howlett#hugh jackman#old man!logan#logan howlett smut#logan howlett imagine#wolverine smut#I be saying the realest shit after 12 am#cause yeah I need that#I’m ovulating can yall look the other way? thanks
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Scouter says otherwise
Adding since the scouters p much unreadable otherwise :P
#uncle raditz#saiyan squad gohan#we all know ur full of shit there bud#realest uncle behavior- being confidently incorrect#as hellzonegrenade said: raditz insisting he coukda gone professional w football
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#heart full of love
#look at them!!! she deserves all the love and appreciation#phil is the realest i would squeeze the living shit out of her as well given the opportunity#ted lasso#hannah waddingham#edits#*
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new skybound issue is really good
#REALEST SHIT#DRAW ME AGAIN AND DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME#starscream#transformers#tf#tf skybound#starscream wakes up after being almost killed and the first thing he does is critique someones portrait of him
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HUHHHHH repo + saw oomfs wake the fuck up!!! rare shawnee zydrate anatomy demo!!!!!
#whoever found this and posted it.......youre the realest holy shit#repo! the genetic opera#saw franchise#shawnee smith#txt#SoundCloud
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real real real real real real real realrealrealrealrealreal
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the two sides of autism:
#my realest post#btw#sorry I've been asking oc questions and shit bros#burn out has been affecting my ability to do art :<#cowboy bebop#spike spiegel#ed cowboy bebop
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“The company that employed me strived only to serve up the cheapest fare that its customers would tolerate, churn it out as fast as possible, and charge as much as they could get away with. If it were possible to do so, the company would sell what all businesses of its kind dream about selling, creating that which all our efforts were tacitly supposed to achieve: the ultimate product – Nothing. And for this product they would command the ultimate price – Everything. This market strategy would then go on until one day, among the world-wide ruins of derelict factories and warehouses and office buildings, there stood only a single, shining, windowless structure with no entrance and no exit. Inside would be – will be – only a dense network of computers calculating profits. Outside will be tribes of savage vagrants with no comprehension of the nature or purpose of the shining, windowless structure. Perhaps they will worship it as a god. Perhaps they will try to destroy it, their primitive armory proving wholly ineffectual against the smooth and impervious walls of the structure, upon which not even a scratch can be inflicted.”
― Thomas Ligotti, My Work is Not Yet Done
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"i don't believe that happens" "*table slam, clink* WRONG! that's me, i did that last week!" "what- why would you pay a woman on the phone to think you're fat?" "because i'm scared that if i were overweight, that no one would like me."
#shui talks#nbc community#abed nadir#jeff winger#realest conversation ive ever watched#this is what my internal dialogue looks like#also i would totally fucking do that i hate you jeff winger why are you so painfully relatable i hate you i hate you i hate you .#if i were the same person except a 35 year old white man in community college . i would do that shit .#i would totally do that shit and i hate being aware of that .#honestly ive probably done something similar before
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re cherik kinks: please with how often erik's got some kind of speech going on over how charles could do whatever he wanted when he isn't wearing his helmet (something something 'I couldn't stop you if I tried', 'you could do whatever you wanted to me', 'I'd be completely helpless' like erik pLEASE) that man has been fantasizing about consensual non-con mind control roleplay ever since he first saw charles puppeteer another person. it's about the trust it's about the loss of control it's about the intimacy of sharing a mind it's about feeling the sensation of both bodies in one it's about getting exactly what you want without getting to ask for it because you're giving control to the one person who knows you better than anybody
my god you put it into words. thats it thats the ticket i got no notes only stapling this to the fridge as we speak
#nsft#snap chats#neodymium magnet isnt gonna cut it i need this burned into the metal itself#BUT YEAH NO THIS IS DEF ONEA EM THIS DEF GOSPEL#someone else said erik would benefit being able to relinquish control sometimes and that was the realest shit i ever read that day#anyway whos got any good mind control fics on deck. asking for a friend
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i want to post a character analysis but saying that viktor is my sickly russian boytoy slut will get more notes
#lisztothinksmp3#shitpost#sillyposting#pure unfiltered shitpost#arcane league of legends#arcane#arcane s2#arcane season 2#viktor arcane#almost tagged that ice skating mf#realest shit you will ever hear#i just took melatonin#it's 1:14am
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every time im reminded of the "50/50 human/kryptonian" retcon im filled with righteous fury. thats not what the word "clone" fucking MEANS geoffrey im going to GET you
#rimi talks#the fact that he made that canon is so. my god. and now people just go haha yeah he's half n half! silly dc thats not what cloning means#HE WAS ORIGINALLY A CLONE. HGRUHGHG geoff is just STUPID and shoved his awful retcon everywhere#like. why couldnt you change the human dna donor to lex luthor without the absolute dumbshit half/half thing geoffrey. you fool. you BUFFOO#anyways. sigh. i continue to ignore that shit and live in my own bubble. but every time i remember most people think thats the realest kon.#(riddler in impulse (1995) issue 48 voice) he was a clone... A CLONE... *sob*#kon
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