#real tags nowww

[motof1bfs]

ig a request for the posters

dovquez either on the podium, bike, parc fermé or smiling together

smiling is a big part. but then again, those two can't be around each other without smiling

"And it’s so cool. As if we both dug together a whole new vein of gold: we won’t share the prize, of course, because to keep the gold is my goal, but we still dug through it together as if we were pioneers. And this indeed does create a bond, whatever it is." - Andrea Dovizioso

heyyy.. finally got this done my apolocheeseeeeeeee -🏁

[passerinesoncaffeine]

the irony of one the first main things established about omori as a character is that he's known for his great memory as if he hasn't lost the entire fucking plot repeatedly for years.

like he has a great memory!! if you don't take into account He's Actually The God Of Repression.

[jackhues]

it's not hate... | oscar piastri

note: okay so i was bored and i got a random inspiration i hope y'all like this <3 i think this will have 3/4 parts, but they might be split up if i reach the picture limit.

pairing: oscar piastri x fem!reader, logan x best friend!reader, one sided!enemies to lovers

next

faceclaim: various, from pinterest

youruser & logansargeant

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youruser: gang's back together 🤘

pinned youruser: welcome back to america @/logansargeant glad you could join us! -> user: i love how she seems sarcastic but i know babes is so happy he's back

user: logan living out his frat dreams

user: this would be logan daily if he didn't go into racing

user: wait i'm confused... who's this? -> user: y/n y/ln! from what we know, her and logan are best friends since they were born or something. she finished her undergrad, but i think she's doing law school now (?)

user: i ship -> user: ew

y/bffsuser: not pictured is the entire drink falling out -> logansargeant: it wasn't my fault! she moved her head -> youruser: yeah okay, blame the woman -> logansargeant: i blame when she's wrong. and you are. -> user: stop they're so sibling

yourmomsig: aw no one posted the pic of y/n falling off the bed during the fight -> youruser: MOM! -> logansargeant: i tried but she stole my phone -> user: well we know who the favorite child is now

y/bffsuser: @/yourprivuser no photo creds -> user: IS THAT Y/N'S PRIVATE USER???!!! I NEED TO BE ACCEPTER NOWWW this comment thread has been deleted

oscarpiastri has requested yourprivuser!

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y/bffspodcast

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y/bffspodcast: surprise episode out now! take a listen for exclusive deets on logan's love life, his best friends, and the time he almost became a dad to a baby crocodile

tagged: logansargeant

user: i'm sorry, logan did WHAT NOW?

user: A CROCODILE?? -> user: well he does live in florida

user: it's a crime that y/n and oscar haven't met before. i need the irl best and the f1 bestie to get together and spill tea on logan -> oscarpiastri: well we might have to change that this weekend -> user: OSCAR??!! PLEASE DO IT! I BEG!

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Y/BFFS PODCAST - TRANSMISSION timestamp: 4:40-8:23

y/bff: i mean, you've known y/n your whole life, right?

logan: my whole life, yup. like, i was maybe only a few hours old when i saw her for the first time. you already know this, but like we have the same birthday, december 31st 2000. and we're also born at the same time, in the same hospital, literally right across the hall from each other.

YB: same time? like seriously? how did i not know that?

LS: *laughs* i mean, same time. down to the minute, at least. it's why we call each other 'twin', we're born at the same time. and like our parent knew each other and joked that we might be born on the same day... little did they know

YB: *laughing* that's insane. oh my gosh, and you guys have just been best friends since then. i love that. i assume you're the one who's got all the younger high school stories about her. i got some college ones, but you have the real gold mine, don't you?

LS: i've got my fair share of our insane stories, yeah

YB: mind sharing one?

LS: i'm trying to think of one that's not absolutely insane... oh okay! so one time, we were in the pool, it was summer, and then y/n just stops trying to murder me with the pool noodle and goes still. i'm confused as hell, so i'm trying to see what she's doing but she tells me to shut up. she's watching the bushes around the pool, so i swim to the edge of the pool next to her, and the two of us are just watching the bushes. i have no idea what's going on, but y/n's waiting for something. and then, a baby croc starts walking out of it, and it's so small, but like it's mom was nowhere. we didn't know what to do. and y/n *laughs* y/n goes, "oh we have to adopt it". i'm like what? but she just start spiraling "oh we're his parents now. he just saw us. what if the mom died? i don't know how to feed a baby croc? but i have to learn, it's my baby croc now." finally she calms down, and we get everything sorted out, but she cried when we had to leave the baby crocodile. adopted it and all within three seconds of seeing it

YB: *laughing* i'm dead, oh my god that sounds like her though. that's so fucking funny, she made you a crocodile dad!

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Y/N ADJUSTED HER SUNGLASSES, the Miami sun nearly blinding her as she walked towards the paddock. Next to her, her racer best friend, Logan Sargeant, nearly skipped along next to her. She could feel his excitement at being able to race so close to home again, and it honestly helped lift her own spirits.

Logan smiled and waved at some cameras and fans nearby, grinning brightly and taking the time to stop and sign some stuff. Once the fans had trickled away, Logan made his way back to his best friend, throwing his arm over her shoulder.

"You okay?" he asked, turning his head away from the cameras so they couldn't read his lips.

"I'm great," she promised.

"It's not too late to change your mind," he reminded her. "We can say you were sick, or you weren't feeling well, or you just forgot, or-"

"-That I have diarrhea?" Y/N grinned a little. "You know, all of your solutions to this thing seem to involve me just running away or ignoring it."

"I mean, it's how you take on most of life," he shrugged.

"I've never felt more called out in life," she rolled her eyes. "Look, we've got a plan. I head over to the garage first, take a few pics, then say 'oh I have to go. I haven't even been to Williams' garage yet'. I've got this Logie, I promise. Besides, I don't even hate him. If I did, there would be a lot more violence threatened and swearing involved. I also would've blocked him."

Logan didn't look necessarily convinced, but he didn't argue either. He pressed a kiss to her forehead, "If you need anything, send me a 911 text. I'll be on standby the entire time, I swear."

Y/N smiled at the boy, waving goodbye as she dropped him off to the Williams garage.

"I know you'll be there," she smiled. "It's what we do. Be there for each other."

MEANWHILE, IN THE MCLAREN GARAGE, the Aussie driver was pacing back and forth, turning back to the entrance every few seconds.

"Yeah, great job at being subtle, Osc," Lando Norris, his teammate, commented sarcastically. "Who're you even waiting for?"

"Y/N," Oscar answered simply.

Normally, he'd engage in banter with his Brit teammate, but he was too nervous to give answers longer than a few words. He was finally going to see Y/N, in person. Not on the other side of a screen, not a flash of hair that ran away too quickly, not a caller ID he'd see on Logan's phone all too often. After all these years, he was finally going to be able to see her, face to face.

He had to admit, he did seem a little pathetic trying to contact her. But the DM he'd sent years ago on her public account had never gone through. And he'd left it, thinking maybe they weren't meant to know each other, simply to know of each other.

But then he'd seen her private instagram, with so few followers, he knew that she wouldn't be able to miss it. But maybe she didn't use it, or maybe it was an old account, but he had no luck on that account either.

He finally mustered the courage to ask Logan for her number and just reach out. He was surprised and a little shocked she said yeah, but he was in too deep now to change his mind.

"Oooh, who's Y/N?" Lando teased. "Is she a girlfriend?"

Oscar whipped his head towards his teammate, narrowing his eyes at him.

"Why are you a literal child?" he asked. "Y/N's a friend. Well, she's a friend of Logan's. His best friend. And everyone found out the two of us never met each other, and they went crazy saying we have to meet and whatnot. So I invited her here to take a few pictures."

Lando tilted his head, almost as if he was dissecting the truth behind Oscar's words.

"Logan? Logan Sargeant's best friend? Her name's Y/N?"

"Yes, Lando. And everyone says I'm his best friend in racing, so we have to meet or something."

"Alright, I believe you," Lando decided. "Call me when she gets here, I want to take pictures with her too."

"Sure," Oscar answered nonchalantly.

Turns out, there was no need to call him over, because a second after he'd said that, she walked in.

Oscar stared at her as she looked around the garage, her eyes drinking in just how different it was from the Williams' garage that she was used to.

Lando made a noise between a snort and a laugh, causing Oscar to glare at him.

"No, nothing," Lando nodded to himself, ignoring Oscar's silent question. He cupped his hands over his mouth, shouting across the garage, "Y/N!"

Her head whipped over to the sound of her name, her posture relaxing the slightest bit as she realized it was only Lando and Oscar and not some random person. She didn't exactly know them, never even met them, but she knew enough of them to be a little comfortable.

She smiled slightly as she reached them, "Hey. How are you guys?"

Lando looked to Oscar, who simply stared at Y/N, before decided to take the reigns. "We're good, thanks for asking. I'm Lando, my friend here is Oscar, and I assume you already know that."

"Yeah, I watch enough F1 to know that," she smiled, falling into easy conversation with the Brit.

"Well it's nice to know you didn't take an invitation from a man who's name you didn't know," Lando joked. "That's what I call important information."

"I went a step further and made sure he was known by a friend of mine," Y/N continued the banter. "My best friend." She turned to acknowledge Oscar, "Logan spoke highly of you for a long time now. It's nice to finally be able to meet you."

"Yeah, same," he nodded. "I mean, Logan's spoke a lot about you too. All the time. He still does. It's nice to meet you too."

Oscar resisted the urge to close his eyes and curse himself out.

Y/N didn't seem to mind his stuttering and stumbling. In fact, her posture seemed to straighten out a bit, and her smile turned a little bit more warm.

She was beginning to realize that no matter how bad Logan had gotten it, Oscar was human too. He was new to this, and he probably had someone defending him the way she defended Logan. Maybe she was a little harsh on him. She just didn't like how it wasn't fair.

It was why she wanted to be a lawyer. She wanted to try and make things fair for people.

But in defending Logan with her entire heart and soul... she was being unfair to Oscar. She could try and be nice. It's only for a few minutes. After that, she could go back to avoiding him.

"So, how do you wanna do the pictures?" Y/N asked. "We should get them done now, I might have to leave early if my laptop doesn't work. I have a few assignments due."

"Right, yeah," Oscar nodded. "We can- uh-"

"The lighting's nice over there," Lando pointed out. "I'll take the picture of you guys."

"You don't wanna be in it?" Y/N asked.

"No, I'm alright," Lando smiled. "Unfortunately, I'm not best friends with Logan, unlike you two. Besides, I'm pretty good with a camera."

Y/N frowned at the reminder that Lando was one of the drivers who wasn't friends with Logan. She quickly fixed her expression, but Oscar noticed (only because he'd has his eyes on her ever since she entered). He was tempted to ask her about it, but she smiled and his brain froze up.

"Alright then, let's take the picture."

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youruser

liked by oscarpiastri, logansargeant, y/bffsuser & others

youruser: miami, you were fun 🤍

tagged: logansargeant, landonorris, oscarpiastri

pinned youruser: to my haters: fuck you, i'm always proud of logan. no matter what. i chose him as my best friend and i'll choose him again every time. i'm just sad y'all have never loved someone so much to understand what it means to always be proud of them, no matter any outcome. he's my best friend, my brother, and the outcome of race isn't going to change that

pinned youruser: i heard there was a logan's besties meet up @/oscarpiastri -> oscarpiastri: oh yeah, did you end up making it? -> youruser: swipe to find out!

landonorris: same time next race 👀👀 -> youruser: wanna do my class for me?? -> landonorris: i will understand nothing. -> oscarpiastri: as if you understand anything ever -> landonorris: all grown up now, are you? -> oscarpiastri: shut up

mclaren: it was a pleasure having you stop by! next time, you should stay for longer! -> williamsracing: stop stealing her from us

williamsracing: loved having you around for the weekend!

alex_albon: wowwww, i didn't even make the cut this weekend -> youruser: all the pics i took of you were 0.5s -> alex_albon: thanks for showing some mercy

user: stop she looks so pretty

user: logan bestie meet up... but where's logan? -> user: getting attacked by a haas in his home race -> user: oof

user: TELL EM GIRL!

user: i want what she and logan have. like they'd DIE for each other

oscarpiastri: it was great to finally meet you! hopefully it's not the last time either -> user: boy please TRY to be subtle

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PART TWO

notes: i hope y'all liked this, don't forget to like + reblog! alsoo... comment on this part (not any others) if you want to be tagged, i might not respond but i'll add you to the taglist if you comment.

but my tags don't always work, so you might want to follow my writing tag 'naqia writes!' or the tag for this short series 'the bsf of my bsf! series' so they show up on your dash at some point :)

[pinkwinesupernovas]

(this is a lot of yapping sorry in advance babe)

dear zel,

i miss you rn so i'm writing this for you in english class and probably the class afterwards knowing me, (edit in printmaking period two, yes i am still writing this hehe)

i'm gonna be totally honest i'm literally writing my english assesment about you bc i was lost for inspiration and the promt fit soooo it's about our freindship hehe ily. i'm not totally sure if i'll submit this one for the final thing but writing about you makes me happy which is sappy as hell but i don't feel embarassed abt it bc you make me feel very safe to be embarrassingly sappy with you <3 i will send you the thing eventually even if i don't hand it in for marking but i don't think i'm allowed to post it cause it's school related so i'll send it on discord when i finish the first draft hehe <3 (i wrote 600 words about you in one hour that is lowkey scary)

also i'm going to yap about you nowww because i love youuuu mwah <3

i'm literally so glad we're friends, i'm not sure what our first interaction was but i think it was for your event?? and i am forever grateful for it i'm so glad we're friends you're literally one of my fav people i've met on this app i love you with my whole heartttt

one thing i loveee abt you is that i don't feel scared to spam your asks or tag you in one million things, idek what it is but you make me feel very safe to be sappy and clingy and i love that bc with most people i overthink whether i should send them things but with you i don't even hesitate bc ik you'll respond well and i love thatttt <3 you also match my enthusiasm and send lots of asks back and i love that sm <3

i literally adore talking to you bc you're such a sweet and kind person i'm lowkey in awe of it like how is one person so lovely you just light up the world ugh i love you sm, you're so fun to talk to and i just love you smmm (i hate timezones but six hours will not seperate us i love yapping with you too much)

alsooo just so you know, in my mind we're in a field of flowers together picking flowers and yapping while we eat pastries from a cute little bakery and drink like iced matcha or something that's my dream <333 i wish we could live closer bc i just know i'd love baking with you and stargazing and just dong cute little things whenever we wanted, just know that whenever i like your posts thats actually me mentally giving you a flower or two bc ily <3

also what i feel for you can be kind of wrapped up with a few songs so here: birds of a feather by billie, glue song by bea and clairo, the last one by maisie, feels like by gracie, and lots more but those are the songs that i can't listen to without thinking of you <3

ahhhhhh i'm still at school and stupid school wifi blocks tumblr AND discord (i've tried literally EVERY vpn i can it's so annoying ughhh) so i'll have to send this when i get home but just know i was thinking of you allllllll day at school and i miss you and i love you sm <3

okayyy this is written proof that i'm literally a proffessional yapper i've been adding to this on my notesapp throughout the day so i'm going to shut up now byeee i love you i'll send this when i get homeee <3

don't apologize oml

ALSO ARE YOU KIDDING ME IM GOING TO CRY LUCY THIS ACTUALLY MEANS SO MUCH TO ME you're not real

omg you wrote about us??? i would love love love to read it 🥹

you're right our first interaction literally was for my event which im so grateful for omg!!! cause we'd been moots for a while but i was very scared to interact w you but you engaged w my event and it made soooo happy

you're adorable and this right here made my whole day, i was feeling very sick in the morning and throughout the afternoon which HAS NOW DISAPPEARED SEEING ALL YOUR NOTIFS literally beaming w happiness rn

i love you so much, wayyy more than how much words can convey <333

[madeofsunbeams]

@unfading-scrutiny this punk got me to do this. now i'm tagging & marking my territory on @nic0las-uncaged, @saintirulan, @drugstorecowgirlss, @luvisia, @emulsified-blog, @hersheythecurious ENJOOOY OUI OUI

Do you make your bed? my mind feels unmade if my bed is unmade omfg

What's your favorite number? But how old are we.. . lets have T H A T conversation

What is your job? slinging coffee 100 mph hour @ ppl and riding dat diiiick

If you could go back to school, would you? Already bit the bullet and doing it.. . I love paying to be tortured

Can you parallel park? Baby girl I can barely even drive

A job you had that would surprise people? other than the inside one on 9/11 i have no clue

Do you think aliens are real? I believe in life beyond us in this universe

Can you drive a manual car? if it's a go kart bc i'm a big kid nowww

What's your guilty pleasure? everything i do including masturbating & breathing

Tattoos? Lost count forever ago

Favorite color? Yellow

Favorite type of music? Anything with good writing honestly

Do you like puzzles? briefly got into them with my ex during the pandemic

Any phobias? men

Favorite childhood sport? soccer & basketball, i had queer energy even then

Do you talk to yourself? All of the time, I have to say outloud what I'm doing or else I'll forget... I've left a cup in the dryer while running the dishes and with every cabinet open.. . this noggin is hardly functioning its mostly rats & fumes @ this point

What movies do you adore? paddington

Coffee or Tea? both and preferably in an anal option

First thing you wanted to be when you grew up? gay thanks 2 timone & pumba

[torawro]

HIII SOSA ! ! good evening ! ! >< i hope ur well ! ! currently rotting in one of my classes sniff sniff

sosa sosa ! ! i fixed my blog up and it looks so NICE AAAA ! ! i love it sm ! ++ aside from that . . sosa i’ve been thinkin’ SOOO much about bllk papas ! ! let me tell u . . . jus imagine papa rin and papa sae with the opposite gender babies 💔💔 LIKE imagine rin having three boys while sae has three girls (SAE GIRL DAD REAL ! !)

sae as a girl dad is so correct 2 me sosaaaa . . . i’m schooooo obsessed . .

MILLIIEEEE ! ! ! hi there darling how are you? ive missed you & i’m sorry for replying 48+ hours later 😭😭😭😭😭 busy end of the week >< tell me how ur week was ! butttt UR BLOG LOOKS SO SUPER CUTE it definitely fits you, it’s the epitome of who ✨millie✨ is supposed to be ! ! ¡ ¡

i love how bllk papas are rotting your brain rn skskwkwkwk bc you’re so right ! honestly i cant imagine sons with sae either . . . . sorry not sorry 😋 so you’re very much correct ! ! rin having sons also has a nice ring to it, i think he’d naturally fit into his role as a father so well like aahhhh <3 sae has triplets and they’re all girls im CALLING IT NOWWW ! and ugh the family outings and holidays and stuff when they come around each other and bring their babies . . . the cousin chaos that will ensue is so sweet it’s giving me a headache 😭😭😭😭 (or maybe i need rest / more water ? ) anyway, best BELIEVE sae is spoiling all his girls rotten bc they mean the most to him in the world, the only thing that mean more to him than soccer 🙈🙈ALSO LOOK AT THIS!!!

i just happenedddd to be lurking on your blog for no reason or another when i saw this ! when i pressed the little search icon on your blog, these are your frequently used tags ! it means so much i made the cute i had to show you 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[kill0mtr]

new ocverse just dropped. read more cuz its not At All coherent. also very. very long. its just fake tumblr posts sorry

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⛔ redscapesmybeloved Follow

sooo was anyone gonna tell me, #1 redscapes fan, that hes literally doing a face reveal later tonight. like hello?? the number one thing he DOESNT do??? hes been telling us (fellow redscapers) that he literally will never show his face?? idk just. seems sketchy. literally last week he said he would never, and now he is?

💋 redmeansily Follow

WHAT where are you hearing this oli?? oliredscapesmybeloved please answer. redscapes is dping WHAT

⛔ redscapesmybeloved Follow

I KNOWWW. its so weird!! this entire situation is so ooc for him. heres the link to the article btw: [link]

💋 redmeansily Follow

literally just read that entire article. def an impersonator trying to get some fame. but its so odd cuz like. an online influencer, i get. but a motorcyclist??? a famous motorcyclist whos claim to fame is literally the One Move no one else can do?? (or at least very few) like dude,,, be fr right nowww

⛔ redscapesmybeloved Follow

cant believe our boy is being impersonated :( the audacity :((... .... . do you think hell respond to the impersonator??

🍩 doughofnut Follow

What if... Hear me out.. Redscapes changed his mind?

⛔ redscapesmybeloved Follow

insane take tbh

#oli rambles #redscapes

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🐟 bluutrait78 Follow

lmao i bet that redscapes bloke is ugly. god knows he deserves it

#anti redscapes #yes i am a redscapes hater. i will never like him #stfu about redscapes hes not as great as u think he is

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⛔ redscapesmybeloved Follow

looks around. did anyone else see that anti redscapes post. like. tumblrs fucked bcuz putting "anti redscapes" puts it in the redscapes tag. we know this. guards. arrest that man

#oli rambles #redscapes #sorry for putting this in the redscapes tag. i just. yeahg

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🐟 bluutrait78 Follow

WHY THE HELL AM I GETTING RUCK ROLLED IN MY INBOX go to hell. all of you. redscapes is and will always be at BEST a mediocre motorcyclist. "ohhh but he can do this one trick" blah blah blah. you dont even know him. you dont even know his face. but well all find out tonight.

#anti redscapes #idc about the redscapes tag. u complain? good. fuels me even more

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🏍️ redscapesnewsofficial Follow

Hello everybody! Today, we have... a bit of a doozy! Earlier this week, an article and advertisement was put up for Redscapes face reveal! Here's the link: [Link]

However... As we all know, the entire thing turned out to be a lie! :( Yesterday, around 7pm EST, a crowd of around 50 people were gathered near a stage, in which the famous motorcyclist Redscapes would appear. However, as he arrived on stage... There were whispers of him being... different.

That's right, folks! We had an all out imposter among us! (Sorry, couldn't resist! AHEM-) Now, for the Redscapes freaks out there, we all know that Redscaoes is 5'7" (or 170cm), however, the man that stepped up was at the very least 6'0"! Also, waaay too beefy, and not at all like our beloved Redscapes!

Ah, but we should really get to the interesting parts... Ahem! The Redscapes impersonator, now dubbed "Redsonator", or "Wrongscapes", was shown up by the real, in-the-flesh Redscapes! Our inside man who actually showed up has a video and a few photos here: [Link]

Redscapes revved up his engine, then carefully but majestically sauntered over to Wrongscapes. The tension was high, with many confused. It was clear, THIS was our Redscapes! From what I saw in the video, it seemed as though Redscapes challenged Wrongscapes to a race (however, no footage nor photos of the alleged race have surfaced)

All 50 members of the crowd were disappointed at the scam, but many were relieved, as well! Wrongscapes had a cocky aura to him, and I, personally, would've decked him for messing with our beloved Redscapes' reputation.

That's all, folks! Geez, what an exciting day!

- Mod Blue

#redscapes news #redscapes #mod blue

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⛔ redscapesmybeloved Follow

well,, that was anticlimatic lol. im glad red's sticking to him guns, tho, id hate to see him lose himself to peer pressure. the guys only, what? in his early twenties? :(

📱 redscapesgirlfriend57 Follow

Please dont call him "Red". only i get to call him that :/

⛔ redscapesmybeloved Follow

girl what. are you delusional. lirerally everyone calls him "red". would you rather i call him my babygirl ???

📱 redscapesgirlfriend57 Follow

NO. thats so much worse! he is NOT your "baby girl". :/

⛔ redscapesmybeloved Follow

and hes not your boyfriend. he literally told us like, a month ago that he wasbt dating anyone. lmao. get a load of this guy amirite chat

📱 redscapesgirlfriend57 Follow

I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL!!!

⛔ redscapesmybeloved Follow

yaaaawn. get better threats sweetie your comebacks are lacking.

💋 redmeansily Follow

oli do you need me to kill this guy for you.

⛔ redscapesmybeloved Follow

awww thank you but no <3

📱 redscapesgirlfriend57 Follow

Im a girl!! Red isnt gay!!!

💋 redmeansily Follow

literally who said he was gay. what are we even TALKING about

📱 redscapesgirlfriend57 Follow

GO FUCK URSELF

⛔ redscapesmybeloved Follow

turning off reblogs cuz i forgot that was an option but redscapesgirlfriend57 u need therapy. <3

#oli rambles #most sane redscapes fan /j #but no if anyone actually is delusional enough to think that ur redscapes partner #just. reevaluate. u dont know him dude

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more to come but. yeah :D consider this part 1!! if you read the entire thing lemme know what you thought.... "redscapes" is basically this famous motorcyclist guy and yknow how like. hockey tumblr exists. yeah.

[keefsteef]

Oh my gosh I love Steve vain and Nuno !!!! I just recently got tumblr so I could find Nuno and vai and I have been searching for steve and Nuno blogs but can’t find any do you know of any that post them. I need more of Vai and Nuno 🤣

I would also love to know your favorite to least favorite of the Van Halen members 😂

Well WELCOME TO TUMBLR 🤩‼️, glad you've found yourself in vanhalenville in the midst of your pursuit of Nuno and Steve hahaha,,,

I'm gonna be completely honest with you, I'm very much guilty of not doing alot of blog searching 😭 I couldn't tell you a strictly Nuno or Steve blog unfortunately. I do have a few mutuals that also like them but they aren't necessarily strictly a blog for them. BUT! You'll get lucky searching the tags #extreme band(for Nuno) and #dlrband (for Steve) ,

And even just plain searching #nuno bettencourt and #steve vai, if you click the blogs that post in that tag, you'll probably find a good one!

Hmmmm as for my favorite to least favorite Van Halen member, I don't actually have favorites or least favorites in a serious type of way. I do in fact love them all from each era, and they all in fact do AGITATE ME EQUALLY 😭

Nowww...if we're talking....who I tend to get downbad over, that fluctuates from Alexander to David, mostly Alexander 😩✨ he's so real...

ANYwayz, Once AGAIN WELCOME TO TUMBLR!

[chuuyas--boo]

Fic time <3.

AN; read the tags luvs.

"Riley be careful, he might hurt you again..."

Riley glanced back, her gaze locking with Eddie's under his mask. "I'll be fine, don't worry~ plus what could happen? He's probably weak at this point."

"But...he's hurt you before." Eddie was very close to the slightly taller ginger girl, and fond of her, she was always good to him.

"Trust me, Eddie. I'll be fine. If something does happen, Danny can help."

Eddie sighed and nodded. "Just...be careful..."

Riley smiled softly before going back to her floor. The revolver was already loaded, but, Riley took out all the bullets except one. And now, all she could do was wait, the grave was already dug, she'd do the headstone later, if she decides to even give him one. Those who had caused any part of her trauma hadn't gotten proper graves, she'd burned her mother alive, killed her sister on Cathy's floor which made it so she couldn't make her a grave, why would he get one? Spinning the barrel of the revolver, Riley watched him run from the other Angels, giggling like a maniac every time he got close to getting caught. Sure she wanted to kill him, but it was still funny to see him suffering.

"Ahh I bet he'd look better in a pool of his own blood..tch, not as if that's help how ugly he is."

Riley had thought of different ways she couple tortured him and killed him, but ultimately decided to borrow a revolver from Eddie, promising she'd give it back after.

While Riley seemed like a sweet girl, she was actually terrifying, giggling like she'd just seen the funniest thing ever after killing someone. Though, no ones mental state was good in that facility, so almost everyone was like that, but her sudden changes in attitude could be scary.

Her green gaze shifted to the screen, noticing he had made it to her floor. "Finally, I thought he'd never get here" Riley watched as the brunette boy; Jordan aimlessly wandered around the floor, confused and breathing heavily.

"Ahh, it couldn't have been that difficult. Especially for you...unless...you're weak."

Riley's voice echoed through the floor as she walked around in the dark, of course she knew where she was going, unlike Jordan who became even more startled.

"W-who's there?! GET OUT HERE–"

Riley giggled and circled around the boy, though still out of his line of sight.

"Who are you?"

Jordan grabbed Riley's wrist. Riley pulled her wrist away and stood right in front of him.

"I half expected you to remember me, especially since you beat me oh so many times, laughed and giggled when I'd get beaten by my family, and you tried to kill me."

Jordan's hazel gaze met Riley's piercing green gaze.

"R-Riley–?!"

"Nahhh...OF COURSE IT'S ME DUMBASS!"

"I-I'm sorry..."

"Don't lie. You're not sorry. If you were I wouldn't have a gun pointed at your head."

Jordan stumbled back, almost falling, but Riley grabbed him by the arm and yanked him towards her. "Yeahh you're not getting away like that." Riley's grip on his arm tightened every time he tried to pull away. "Stop struggling, idiot. Unless you want me to blow your brains out right now." Jordan stopped, his gaze seeming to shake with fear, Riley giggled "I guess I can see why you liked to hit me and make me cry, fear in peoples eyes is quite amusing. Especially yours, all panic stricken and afraiddd, quivering in fear~" giggling still, Riley pressed the barrel of the gun against Jordan's temple. "You have two choices, I can blow your brains out right nowww~ orrr we can play a game"

Jordan trembled violently, trying to pull away. "What g-game?"

"Oh I dunooooo..." Riley paused and smiled "Russian Roulette!~ you win, I die, just like you'd want."

"Y-yeah...that's how it works..."

"Shut up! I win, you die, and you're mine, forever."

"What do you mean by that..?"

Riley pulled the gun away from his temple and giggled "You're real dumb, huh? It doesn't matter."

"Why do you suddenly want me to be yours?!"

Riley just quietly stared at the boy "SHUT UP-"

"No! Tell me why!"

"You know exactly why! YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME AND THAT YOU WOULD FOREVER! AND I SAID I'D DO THE SAME-"

Breath hitching, Riley spun the barrel, then tilted her head back, holding the barrel against her chin so that if it did end up actually shooting she'd die for sure.

"I-I DO! WAIT-"

Riley just smiled and pulled the trigger.

. . .

And nothing happened, Riley giggled "Your turn now!~ ahh you'd better hope you die from it!"

Jordan's hand grabbed Riley's, attempting to pull the gun out of her grip. "HEY– What're you doing?!"

"I didn't say YOU'D be the one to pull the trigger, after all it wouldn't be me killing you if you did. Plus it'd be more fun if I did it."

Pressing the barrel against Jordan's temple again, but before the ginger could pull the trigger, Jordan, without thinking, grabbed the girls hips and pressed his lips against hers. Riley squirmed and pulled away "WHAT THE HELL–?!" her face grew hot from embarrassment and anger.

Eddie who was watching grew slightly jealous, but also worried for the ginger girl, what if Jordan did something else...?

"I-Im sorry! I just–"

Riley smacked the boy causing him to stumble and fall, standing over him she glared at him "Don't ever touch me again. You won't get another chance anyway." Not caring about the "rules" of Russian Roulette, she spun the barrel so the slot with the bullet would be the one shot and pointed it at the trembling brunette.

"Wanna say anything else before I blow your brains out?~ mm...you'd look better in a pool of your own blood..."

Jordan could barley breath, let alone form words but he managed "I-Im sorry...I shouldn't have d–"

Riley giggled "SHUT UP YOU LITTLE LYING MANWHORE!" Without any sort of hesitation, she pulled the trigger. Blood, skull fragments, and brains splattered everywhere, on the wall, floor, even on the ginger who started giggling more, like a psychopath, her laugh was enough to send chills down the spine of even another killer, and it did, Eddie shuddered where he stood, watching the girl giggling and laughing. The sight of Jordan's body was quite gruesome, one eye hung out of its socket and the rest of that side of his face was blown off.

Sighing, Riley set the revolver on the floor, glancing at the grave she'd dug. "He'll rot too fast..." Letting out a small huff, Riley ran off and came back with an old scarf, gently pulling Jordan's body into her lap, Riley tied the scarf around his head, hiding the eye that was dangling out of its socket. After hiding the severely damaged side of Jordan's face, she carried the body towards a large freezer. "Ahh, sorry I couldn't make you look nice..." Opening the freezer, Riley sighed before gently placing the body in it. The cold would preserve it, especially in the freezer, it was alright pretty cold on her floor, but it wouldn't be cold enough. Sighing happily, the ginger left the room, Jordan was hers now.

[swanimagines]

Could I request Beth Harmon + She’s Not There by The Zombies, please? Thank you!

Well, let me tell you 'bout the way she looked / The way she'd act and the colour of her hair / Her voice was soft and cool / Her eyes were clear and bright / But she's not there

Fandom: The Queen’s Gambit

A/N: I swear this was supposed to come sometime next month because my queue goes all the way till next Tuesday but as @deebcat4 commented that they wanna see more Beth, I somehow got the inspiration beCAUSE I REALIZED THAT THIS GIRL IS SO UNDERRATED WITHIN READER INSERTS GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT AND NEEDS CONTENT NOWWW

Warnings: angst

Word count: 478

You still remembered meeting Beth back when you were a teenager like her, eagerly watching your father play at the tournament to be beaten up by a teenage girl called Beth Harmon. From that day forward, you knew she would be something big, and you had befriended her over the years.

But chess had consumed her. Winning tournaments was the only thing she cared about anymore. She used pills and booze, and everything was just spiraling down.

“Beth, please let me in.” you begged her, ringing her doorbell for what felt like an hour. At this point, you even considered breaking in. Getting a crowbar and breaking in, destroying her door and possibly your friendship but you had to see she’s alright.

Fortunately, you didn’t have to do that as Beth appeared to the door, looking like she hadn’t slept for days. Her hair looked like a birds nest, she had enormous eyebags but at least she seemed sober, not drunk.

“What?” she retorted and you pushed yourself in so she couldn’t slam the door shut in front of you.

“Beth, you need to get it together. You’re killing yourself. I’m worried about you, we’re all worried about you.” you told her, but Beth looked like she didn’t even care, kicking a bag of empty wine bottles to the side. You took a hold of her shoulders, making her look at you. She was there, she was breathing, looking at you - but still she wasn’t there.

“I lost. I lost to Borgov. Twice. I’m not good enough, and I will never be good enough.” she choked out, collapsing to sit on the sofa and you sat beside her, rubbing her back.

“You will be.” you told her, and Beth groaned.

“Stop saying that! I lost! I failed everyone who ever believed in me.” she snorted, gesturing around her. “Look at this mess. I’m a failure, why should I pretend to be anything else?”

You shook your head, taking a firm grip on Beth’s shoulders and made her look at you again. “You will beat Borgov one day.”

“Y/N-”

“No. You will beat that bastard one day. You’ll get him.” you assured her and sighed when Beth stayed silent. “But first you have to get yourself together. This stuff,” you gestured towards the several wine bottles on the sofa table, “is killing you. You need to get yourself together. I’m helping you to stand up, like you did with me, you hear me?”

“Y/N, I can’t-”

You lifted your hand up to stop her, and looked deep into her eyes, as you whispered, “Yes you can.”

She was still not there, but a tear rolled down her cheek, and you saw the real Beth in him for just a moment. She was in there. Just not... present. 

But you’d be digging her out, by yourself if needed.

Tags: @amirahiddleston @fives-cup-of-coffee

[willow404]

You: Morning, Dabi.

Dabi: (sighs) hello, Y/n...

You: I made a pot of kool aid!

Dabi: ... you don’t make a pot of kool aid...

You: Well, I-I did.

Dabi: ... is it hot?

You: Maybe, maybe not~

Dabi: ...it’s hot isn’t it?

You: Yup!

Dabi: Hot kool aid?

You: I mean- I can put some ice in it if you like.

Dabi: um, no. I’m not thirsty (takes sip of coffee)

You: Dabi...!

Dabi: I’m not gonna drink it!

You, whispering: I made this for you...!

Dabi: No.

You: Drink it!

Dabi: No!

You: I want you to drink this!

Dabi: I’m not drinking it!

You: Drink this right now or I’ll pour it on the floor and I’ll blame it on you!

Dabi: Oh yeah, real mature.

You:

You: I MADE THIS FOR YOUU.

Dabi: Now why don’t you grow up?

You: I DID IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

Dabi: Well I’m not gonna drink it.

You: I HATE YOU.

Dabi: That’s all I ever hear anymore! “Dabi try this,” “Dabi try that!”

Dabi: Remember that... what was it? Cinnamon toast and uh... what was it?

You: Mayonnaise.

Dabi: Mayonnaise!

You: It was a good idea.

Dabi: You didn’t make a single pound!

You: I made a pound of cinnamon toast with mayonnaise.

Dabi: and uh, don’t forget rocky road with Tabasco, right? yeah... what was that, three hospitalized? Yeah, three women hospitalized.

You: YOU...! DRINK THIS...! RIGHT- NOWWW!!!

Dabi: Drink your own hot kool aid!

You: there’s so much left of it! What am I gonna do with all this hot kool aid?!

Dabi: Drink it!

You: No!

Dabi: Yes!

You: NO!

You: (sits next to him) Dabi.

Dabi: (sighs) Yes?

You: please. Drink. my. hot. kool aid.. (slides cup over to him)

Dabi:

Dabi: okay.

You, whispering: okay.

Dabi: right. (takes a sip of it)

Dabi:

You:

Dabi: ... (sighs) yeah, that’s pretty good.

You: (visibly confused) ???

Dabi: yeah I like that

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[drewdsims]

10+10 Questions Tag 🖖🏻

Rules: Always post the rules, answer the questions given to you, then write 10 questions of your own, and tag some friends!

i’m doing another one of these bc is fun, dont judge me!!! i was tagged by @ohthesefaces and @suintor  thank you so much!!! ily guys <3

@ohthesefaces​ questions first!!

1. What’s your favorite food?

i would say pizza, nothing can go wrong with pizza

2. What’s your zodiac sign?

the devil aries, my ascendant is gemini and my moon is virgo ajhsjhas

3. People you look up to most?

as a photographer, him FOR REAL, CHECK THIS OUT!!

4. Favorite subject in school?

english!!

5. Backstreet Boys, NSync, or Enrique Iglesias?

backstreet’s back ALRIGHT, but i prefer BTS lol

6. Favorite supernatural creature?

aliens??? but they’re not supernatural i guess, right? soooo, i’ll go with mermaids <3

7. Do you have any bad habits?

idk, i’m very lazy sometimes??

8. What’s your favorite name?

Christopher

9. Do you have any hidden talents?

actually i’m so useless ;-;

10. Who’s your favorite Sims premade family?

the smiths, from ts2 ♥

nowww, my biggest crush’s questions @suintor​

1. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE ITEM IN YOUR ROOM THAT YOU OWN?

my nintendo 3ds xl <3

2. ARE YOU AN EARY BIRD OR A NIGHT OWL?

night owl 100%

3. PIZZA, ICECREAM, OR BURRITO?

PIZZA FOR DAYSSS

4. MOST REMEMBERED  DREAM THAT YOU’VE HAD?

i always dream that i’m being abducted by aliens??? and that the world is now full of zombies ajhsjhas ok i cant

5. WHICH HP HOUSE ARE YOU IN? (GRYFF, SLYTH, HUFFLE, RAVEN?)

ravenclaw!!!

6. DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN 4 WORDS.

perfectionist, a bit hot-headed, weeb/geek and dreamy

7. WHAT AGE DO YOU WISH YOU COULD PERMANENTLY BE?

i think 21 is a cool age to be

8. IF YOU COULD LIVE ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO?

i love japan, it seems a bit dangerous, too much natural disasters, but i love all the rest :( idk, maybe canada then

9. IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

i wouldnt change my name, its fine like this jahsjhajs

10. BIGGEST FEAR?

MONKEYS, and im not joking!!

[lindseyluvsdrag]

Knocked Up Ch. 13

Chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 , 7, 8, 9 ,10, 11,12

“Oh, by the way, they're fucking.”

---

Violet laughed. “Matthew is just such a jokester.”

 Raven pursed her lips and Naomi forced herself to laugh along.

 The pregnant woman's face fell. “Is it true?”

 Naomi exhaled. “Raven and I are sort of...seeing each other. We were going to tell you as soo-”

 “Are you fucking kidding me?! You- Her- this is so fucking unreal! Why didn't you tell me sooner?!”

 “Because you were going to act like this regardless!” Raven snapped.

 “Oh, so it's my fault that you couldn't be honest?!”

 “She didn't mean that,” Naomi defended.

 “Well, damn the lovely couple is now tag teaming me!” Violet exploded before the tears took over. “No real friends would lie about something like that,” she sniffled. “You guys have been slowly excluding me- lying to me! I just- ugh!” The woman turned and stormed towards the first exit she saw. Her friends followed her but the pregnant woman shouted until they backed off. When she felt a hand on hers, she turned and swung her fist.

 Matt dodged the blow. “Whoaaa, Muhammad Ali. It's just the baby daddy.”

 Violet threw her arms around the man. “Matthew, I just can't believe they'd lie to me about something like thissss,” she sobbed.

 “Me either.”

 “Let's go home.”

 “But what about your event?”

 “I don't care about anything right nowww. I-I-I wanna go ho-home.”

 “Alright, babe. Alright. We can even stop for pizza if you want.”

 The woman wiped at her tears. “I like pizza,” she sniffled.

 Matt kissed his girlfriend's head before ushering her out of the venue.

---

The couple waited in line at Bob's Pizzeria just as the owner entered the building. When he saw Violet, he froze.

 “Oh...hey, Bob,” the woman greeted. “Listen, I'm really sorry that things didn't work out with you and Naomi. She has... other love interests now and it's just not fair.”

 The tranny is still out there tricking guys! Bob shouted internally.

  “She-” Violet stopped abruptly when the man rushed to the back of his restaurant. “Um...okay. Maybe he's still torn up about it.”

 “I think he was just straight up rude,” Matt said with a scowl. “Do you want to eat somewhere else?”

 “Nooooo. I love this pizza. Naomi broke Bob's  heart… and mine, not the other way around. So I have every right to be here.”

 Matt sighed. “I guess. He just seems like a complete tool to me.”

 “Well, his pizza is amazing and that's all that matters.”

---

Violet scarfed down her food in the car so that by the time she got home, her silk gown decorated her bedroom floor. As she unbuttoned Matt's shirt, the woman got a good look at her boyfriend's face. She frowned. “I don't like you with such a clean shave. I like your scruff.”

 “Aw shucks,” the man said before kissing her.

 “And this shirt, what is this? Muslin? I like your t-shirts better. You look more comfortable and when you're comfortable, you're happy. I like when you're happy.”

 “Ditto.” The man lifted the woman by the ass and placed her on the bed. The remainder of their night was spent in the throws of passion until Matt was empty and Violet couldn't keep her eyes open anymore.

---

27 weeks pregnant

---

“Matthew! Where is it?!”

 “Where is what?” was the man's cool reply.

 “You know what! My hazmat suit! You hid it!”

 “Yeah, because for one, I don't want you to handling industry cleaning products.”

 “That's what the suit is for!”

 “And two, you've been cleaning multiple times a day, especially when you're upset about your friends. It's time to stop ignoring them and talk it out.”

 Violet scowled. “Where is my hazmat suit?!”

 “I put it away.”

 “I need it!”

 “No way. Just because you're wearing a plastic suit, doesn't make handling Phosphoric acid okay.”

 “But the safety of my bathtub is in danger!”

 “No, the baby's in danger.”

 When Violet burst into tears, Matt sighed and retrieved the Twinkie from his pocket. The man offered it to her and she sniffled as she accepted. “How about I get some professional cleaners to come do the tub for you?”

 “I guess that c-c-could work, but can I wa-watch them?”

 “Sure, babe. I'll return your hazmat suit so that you can watch them clean.”

 The woman wiped her eyes and opened her snack cake. She took a big bite.

 “Better?”

 She nodded. “And if you touch my hazmat suit again, I'll make sure that this is your first and last baby. Gloveeee youuuu,” she chirped as she turned on her heel and exited the room.

 Matt gulped.

---

28 weeks pregnant

---

“Matthewwww,” Violet whined as she jiggled the locked door knob on the other side of the baby's nursery. “Why can't I see ittt? It's not fair that you get all the sayso in the decor!”

 “I'm not doing any decor. I'm just setting up the furniture that you purchased.”

 “Okay then, so why can't I watch?!”

 “Violet, we've gone over this three times! Every time you watch me put this stuff together, you get so turned on that we end up in bed all night and nothing gets accomplished.”

 “You say it like it's a bad thinggg.”

 “Go to bed, Violet.”

 “Nooooo,” she groaned as she stifled a yawn. “I'm not sleepy.”

 “Sureee, you aren't. Listen, if you go to bed now, I'll make sure you have hot chocolate chip pancakes in front of you in the morning.”

 The woman wanted to protest, but the thought of fluffy pancakes cradling a healthy dose of chocolate in each bite made her mouth water. “Can there be chocolate and sprinkles?”

 “There can be anything you want.”

 “Chocolate, sprinkles and pecans.”

 “Sounds fancy.”

 “Chocolate, sprinkles, butterscotch, pecans, caramel pancakes topped with strawberries and cool whip.”

 “Sounds like diabetes on a platter.”

 “Sounds delicious! And I look forward to them in the morningggg.”

 “Do you realize that you don't have half of those ingredients?”

 “Then you'll just have to go to the store, Mr. 'I wanna hold my penis hostage because if I let Violet ride it, I won't get anything done’!”

 The man chuckled. “Goodnight, Violet!”

---

29 weeks pregnant

---

Violet stepped out of the shower and screeched at the top of her lungs causing Matt to burst into the room.

 “What's wrong?!”

 “I have a stretch mark!”

 The man exhaled in relief. “Oh my God, you scared me. I thought it was serious.”

 “This is serious! I don't want any zebra stripes!”

 “Babe, it’s a natural thing. Your body has to accommodate the baby.”

 “I'm not a rental property! This kid is fucking up my body for no reason and it's not okay!”

 Matt sighed. “Let me see this ghastly stretch mark.”

“Here!” she said as she pointed at the mark on her thigh.

 The man examined the spot. “Violet, that's a hickey.”

 “No, it's n- wait, what? Are you sure?”

 “Woman, I know a hickey when I see one and that is absofuckinglutely a hickey. I own you now.”

 “Awww,” Violet said as she kissed him.

 He placed his arms around her waist. “You want more stretch marks?” he asked suggestively. The baby kicked so hard that Matt felt the thump against his arm. He instantly pulled away. “Nevermind.”

 “Babe, nooo. You know that he's just a relentless kicker.”

 “Yeah but I don't need him kicking out of curiosity, wondering what's going on out here.”

 “Let him wonderrrr. It means his brain's growing, but he won't know what we're doing until he's like 14.”

 Matt buried his face into his palms. “Nooo,” he groaned. “He'll be so traumatized.”

 “No, I'll be traumatized if you don't give me what I wantttt.”

 “You’ll live,” he said before bolting out of the exit.

 “Matthewwww!” Violet screeched as she chased him.

---

The blaring screech of the smoke alarm startled Matt awake. The man jumped out of bed and sprinted into the kitchen to find a large puff of black smoke while a coughing Violet attempted to fan the offensive cloud away from the smoke detector.

 “What are you doing?!” Matt shouted as he grabbed the woman and swiftly guided her to the safety of the fire escape.

 “Matthew!” Violet protested.

 “Stay back!” he ordered.

 The man rushed back into the apartment and attempted to eliminate the source of the smoke. As he searched for the flames, Matt's eyes watered and he coughed uncontrollably. Where's the fucking fire? I have to put it out before it spreads to other apartments.

 “Matthew!”

 He turned to find the pregnant woman fanning her face in the archway.

 “Violet, go back to the fire escape! Now!”

 “But-”

 When she didn't move, the man stormed over and lifted the woman into his arms as he carried her back to safety.

 “Waittttt, there's no fire! It's just your quiche!”

 “My what?”

 Violet squirmed until the man put her down. “I wanted to surprise you by having breakfast ready when you woke up...it didn't quite turn out as planned.”

 “Aw, babe.” Matt kissed her head and quickly went to work expelling the smoke from the house. He lifted every window and fanned the smoke alarm until everything was clear and the beeping stopped. Violet reluctantly removed the blackened dish from the oven.

 “Appetizing,” she groaned. “I'll just stick to fashion.”

“Well, it's the thought that counts and I'm very touched.”

 “Really? Can I touch you?”

 “That's not what I meant.”

 “Matthewwww,” she whined. “I-”

 “Hey! I just said that it's not what I meant, not that  I didn't want you to.”

 Violet kissed him and the man was prepared to carry her to the bedroom but she pulled away.

 “As soon as I clean up,” she chirped.

 Knowing that it could take hours for the woman to finish, Matt rolled his eyes. “Goodnight, Violet Chachki.”

---

The next morning, Matt dragged Violet to secluded area in upstate New York.

 “Matthew, why are we in the goddamn forest?” she asked. “Are you trying to kill me and hide the evidence?”

 He cackled. “No! I didn't get a wink of sleep last night because I was worried about what you would do if an emergency happened and I wasn't there.”

 The woman scoffed. “Call 911. Obvi.”

 “Okay but it takes them at least ten minutes to arrive and if the emergency is preventable in the first place then you won't waste time the cops could be using to find murderers.”

 Violet rolled her eyes at the man's speech and watched as he unloaded a small metal trash can. He stuffed it with newspaper before pulling a lighter out of his pocket. “Oh my God, Matthew. What on Earth are you doing?”

 “Training you.” Matt set fire to the paper, rushed to the trunk and grabbed the bright red fire extinguisher. He handed it to the woman. “Put it out.”

 “Matthew! I can't put that out!”

 “Yes, you can! Go, Violet, go!”

 The woman groaned out. “This is so heavyyyy.  And I don't even know how to use itttt.”

 “That's what you're going to do in the middle of an emergency?!”

 “Ugh, I didn't wear the right outfit for this.” Violet turned the canister over and began to read the directions. “At approximately eight feet…” The woman began to measure her distance from the can by stepping from heel to toe.

 “Oh my God,” Matt grumbled.

 “Point at the base of the flames... point what? This penis, nozzle thing?”

 “Violet, pretend like it's your Versace burning!”

 “Babeeee! Why would you say thattttt?!”

 “You're wasting time! It's burning! It's burning!”

 With expensive fabrics and designer labels on her mind, Violet quickly squeezed the handle that spouted out the white cloud over the fire, extinguishing it nearly instantly. “Yayyy! I did it!”

 “Wooooo!” her boyfriend cheered. “Firefighter Violet!”

 The woman rushed into his arms and kissed him. “Let's do it again!” Matt obliged and reignited the paper in the can so that Violet could extinguish them again. “It's so much funnn,” she said giddily.

 “You're a professional already.”

  “Oh my God, Matthew, let's try a tree now! I promise I won't burn down the entire forest.”

 “I don't think Smokey the Bear would approve.”

 “Okay, what about one of those bushes over there? Nobody will miss it if it burns to a crisp.”

 Matt's eyes grew wide. “Let's get out of here, you little pyro.”

---

30 weeks pregnant

---

As soon as they got home from their latest doctor's appointment, Matt smiled as he flipped through every sonogram photo while Violet stormed into the bedroom and slammed the door behind her.

 Finally noticing that the woman was upset, Matt made his way into the bedroom and found a sobbing Violet scrawled across the bed.

 He sat across from her. “What's wrong?”

 “Do you even c-c-care?”

 The man had learned to take every one of the woman's tantrums in his stride. “Of course I care, Violet. Tell me what's wrong.”

 “Wh-when the doctor t-t-told me my weight, you didn't ev-even react to me being obese! You don't care that this lit-little uterus demon is making me a fat ass cowwww! All you care about is ge-getting your stupid ultrasound printsss!” she wept.

 “Babe, that's not all I care about. I didn't say anything about your weight because one, it's expected that you'll gain weight to accommodate the baby and two, you look amazing, maybe even better with this weight on you.”

 “You're such a liarrrr! Of course you're just saying that so that I'll be content with letting your spawn dictate my body!”

 “I’m not lying. It's my honest opinion that you look incredible. Having my kid is a bonus.”

 “Then why are you always leaving usss? You work unnecessarily long hoursss.”

 “Violet, you know that I have to work. I'm not going to explain it anymore,” he said sternly. “You're the only woman in the world who wants to complain about her boyfriend making money, especially with a baby on the way.”

 The woman sobbed even harder.

 Matt sighed. “Do you need a hug?”

 “Maybe,” she sniffled. “But only if y-y-you aren't too b-busy,” she mocked. “Or if you can e-even get your arms a-a-around my fattt.”

 When Violet reluctantly sat up, Matt scooted across the bed and wrapped his arms around the woman. “Babe, you really have to tell me when you're feeling this upset. I don't want anymore of this stomping down the hallway and slamming the door, okay?”

 The woman wiped her eyes. “Okay.”

 “Because you know for fact that whenever you're upset I try and fix it, don't I?”

 She nodded. “You do.”

 “Exactly.”

 “Now I feel badddddd,” Violet sobbed.

 Matt exhaled in exasperation, pulled the bag of gummy bears from his pocket and began to feed them to the woman. Although she continued to cry, she accepted the sweet treat nonetheless.

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Every day that he had to work, Matt made sure that his girlfriend was asleep or at least satisfied enough to not call him throughout the night claiming that everything from being too comfortable to get up and use the bathroom to running out of peanut butter was an emergency. After a week of daily sex and discovering it's exhausting properties, the man opted for creating a comic book a day which that the woman quickly turned into a bedtime story.

 “‘Chachki Mutant Ninja Baby: Volume 15’,” Violet read aloud as the baby kicked along. “‘When we last saw Chachki Mutant Ninja Baby, his can of disinfectant was no match for Sam-n-Ella-’ Sam-n-Ella...salmonella! What a clever play on words!” Violet giggled before continuing to read. “The two headed ball of slime whose sole purpose in life was making people ill and taking over the Earth with all of their slime clones as their minions. Give up, Chachki Mutant Ninja Baby!’ Ella shouted. 'Your cleaning days are over and germs are in for the win! You are pathetic!’ Oh, she's a bitch,” Violet commented. The baby agreed with two swift punches.

 “I know rightttt,” Violet commented. “'No, it is you who is pathetic!’ Chachki Mutant Ninja Baby retorted. 'When I come across a creature so vile that my disinfectant doesn't work, I have just the solution!’ Ping! Pow! Wow!” Violet gazed over the illustrations that depicted the baby spinning and suddenly appearing in a white suit. “'Never fear! My hazmat suit is here!’” The woman cackled. “Your daddy is so shady!” She turned to the next page. “To be continued?!” The baby's kicking went into a frenzy. “Exactlyyyy! How could he do this to us?!” Violet grabbed her phone and called Matt's supervisor.

 “Hello, Violet,” the man said dryly into the phone. “How can I help you? Is it another emergency?”

 “Yes! I need to speak to Matthew right away!”

 He sighed. “Alright. Hey, Matt!”

 Moments later, her boyfriend, clearly annoyed, answered the phone. “What?”

 “Excuse me? 'What?!’”

 “Violet, you can't keep calling me at work like this. I'll probably have to start paying their phone bill because you keep crying wolf.”

 "I'm not crying wolf! You left us on another cliffhanger! How on Earth am I supposed to sleep not knowing what happens?!”

 “You've got to be kidding me.”

 “Do I sound like I'm kidding?!”

 Matt took a deep breath and began to whisper into the phone so that his co-workers wouldn't hear. “Chachki Mutant Ninja Baby puts on his hazmat suit, the ultimate weapon against his foes. It's loaded with all kinds of soaps and sanitizers that allow him to destroy even the most disgusting villains. He uses his phosphoric acid beam to blow Sam-n-Ella to smithereens. But they didn't die, they multiplied into hundreds of tiny Sam-n-Ella clones.”

 “Wait, what?! How-”

 “If you behave yourself, I'll tell you the rest in the morning. Now, go to bed.”

 “Matthewwww,” she whined.

 “Violet,” he sternly hissed through a clenched jaw.

 She pouted. “Okay. I glove youuuu.”

 He sighed. “Glove you too. Goodnight.”

 “Goodnight.”

 After hanging up, Violet squealed as she slid underneath the sheets. “What a mannn!”

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rules: answer all the questions and tag 20 other blogs [ tagged at the end of the post ]

tagged by: @mattyhlys

last:

1. drink: festis  2. phone call: my sister 3. text message: its in swedish so i dont think it matters + its for work 4. song you listened to: lost years - pressure 5. time you cried: cant remember? i havent had a reason for it in a while 6. dated someone twice: no 7. kissed someone and regretted it: yes 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: yes 10. been depressed: yep 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: no

3 favorite colors

12. navy blue, red, purple

in the last year have you

15. made new friends: indeed! 16. fallen out of love: lmaooo no 17. laughed until you cried: yes 18. found out someone was talking about you: no 19. met someone who changed you: nope 20. found out who your friends are: like if theyre bad? no 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: fb who

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: fb who 23. do you have any pets: one dog and one cat 24. do you want to change your name: nah like its not special to me but i dont hate it either 25. what did you do for your last birthday: i dont really celebrate my birthday so?? 26. what time did you wake up: 12:30 and i love it 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: watching youtube 28. name something you can’t wait for: my break from work 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: :) 31. what are you listening to right now: lets play of bioshock 2 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: not tom, but thomas 33. something that is getting on your nerves: tumblr and dumb people 34. most visited website: tumblr and youtube 35. hair color: red nowww  36. long or short hair: i have short hair 37. do you have a crush on someone: :) 38. what do you like about yourself: that im understanding, willing to learn and adapt as i go along. im kind until people give me the reason not to be, starting to get more outspoken. giving.  39. piercings: ears but they have almsot grown together i think hah 40. blood type: A i believe? dunno which one  41. nickname: atm none  42. relationship status: single 43. zodiac: pisces

44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: the two first seasons of hannibal is <3 and bobs burgers 46. tattoos: nada none 47. right or left handed: right 48. surgery: no 50. sport: dont like sports 51. vacation: omg this list is so weird like is it my last vacation or a dream vacation or what??? im so confused 52. pair of trainers: one

MORE GENERAL

53. eating: smarties 54. drinking: didnt i just answer this? 55. I’m about to: continue my cleaning 56. waiting for: idunno?? 57. want: a break and more smarties 58. get married: :) 59. career: im in the healthcare business

WHICH IS BETTER

60. hugs or kisses: none 61. lips or eyes: none 62. shorter or taller: none 63. older or younger: ehhh younger or same age  64. nice arms or nice stomach: none 65. hookup or relationship: :) 66. troublemaker or hesitant: none?? i prefer a middle ground

HAVE YOU EVER:

67. kissed a stranger: yes 68. drank hard liquor: no 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: no 70. turned someone down: yes 71. sex on the first date: no and never will 72. broken someone’s heart: dont think so?  73. had your heart broken: no 74. been arrested: no 75. cried when someone died: nope 76. fallen for a friend: nope

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

77. yourself: these days yes 78. miracles: nope 79. love at first sight: for me? nope. maybe for others.  80. santa claus: no 81. kiss on the first date: no, unless its someone youve known for a while  82. angels: yes

OTHER:

84. eye color: this list is a mess  85. favorite movie: the green mile and stardust

tagging: whoever wants to tackle this mess with me

[bttmbunk]

What is the Heathers AU?

Oh anon, buckle up.

Heathers is a cult black comedy film from the 80s which I highly suggest you watch. I watched it for the first time earlier this year and it opened my eyes. But the musical. The musical. It’s even better. The movie was adapted into a musical in 2010, and (you didn’t hear this from me, but) there’s a bootleg of the 2014 Off-Broadway production somewhere on the internet if you’re desperate to watch it. BUT. Watching the movie, and listening to the musical’s soundtrack on Youtube (do it, it’s amazing), is more than you need.

(this was assuming you didn’t know what the Heathers was. I’m sorry if you did and I just rambled on for nothing)

The Heathers AU is purely self-indulgent for me. Like, this musical is my aesthetic, okay. I love the songs and I have this urge to draw Sterek animatics for all of them (which is gonna happen eventually). I headcanon Derek as the main character (Veronica) and Stiles as JD. I’m taking some creative liberties with the AU, though, and I’m still mostly figuring it out but I can tell you what I’ve got so long (credit to @jaecarjackvice for helping me)

Spoilers (kinda) under the cut

Derek’s family is alive in this universe. 

He’s 17, and he’s getting pretty sick of the competitive social hierarchy at Beacon Hills High. I mean, he’s charming and handsome but it’s apparently not good enough because of the company he keeps, like Erica and Isaac. But they’re his best friends, he isn’t just going to turn his back on them because they’re ‘weird’.

The Hale family are all about doing their best to fit into society, though, so he knows his parents kinda wish he could fit in a little more.

Take note that I take liberties with everyone’s age in this AU. Some people are aged up, some are aged down

Peter is the equivalent of Heather Duke. He’s part of the clique that’s above all the drama (obviously not called the Heathers in this AU, more like…the ‘Alphas’ of BHH or something), and he sways Derek into impressing the Alphas with his note forgery skills

I’m thinking Jennifer would be a good Heather Chandler, and I see Lydia as Heather McNamara

Jennifer practically seduces Derek into joining their clique because she sees his ‘potential’, and Derek’s kinda happy with this development at first, until Jennifer gets him to forge a ‘love note’ from Boyd to Erica. When he tries to refuse, Jennifer threatens to destroy his social life

Cue Stiles. He’s the mysterious new kid that criticizes Derek for his choice in friends.

Jackson (the equivalent of Kurt) picks a fight with Stiles, and Stiles unexpectedly wins. And Derek is like ‘hot damn I think I like this new kid’

Anyway, Jackson throws a party that weekend that Derek is dragged to. Before they go to the party Derek runs into Stiles at the 7-11 (in the musical, this is the “Freeze Your Brain” number). He learns a lot about Stiles, like how his real parents are dead and he’s living with his guardian, Kate. Stiles kinda flirts with Derek as he praises the virtues of the slurpee, and how he uses the brain-freeze to numb the pain of his troubled relationship with Kate, the absence of his dead parents, and his nomadic lifestyle . Derek falls even further for him

At the party, Erica shows up because of ‘Boyd’s note’ and the Alphas proceed to try to humiliate her. Derek stops them, and Jennifer tells him he is going to be the social equivalent of dead come Monday

Derek feels like he’s got nothing to lose and breaks into Stiles’ bedroom to seduce him, losing his virginity (“Dead Boy Walking”)

Nowww here’s where the real story starts. Derek decides to go to Jennifer and apologize for the night before, and Stiles tags along. Jennifer orders Derek  to make her a hangover cure, and Stiles ‘jokingly’ suggests putting toxic drain cleaner in it as revenge. Derek tells him to stop, but, distracted, he grabs the wrong cup.

Jennifer rejects Derek’s apology, drinks the ‘hangover cure’, and dies. Fearing no one will believe it was an accident, Derek freaks out, but Stiles convinces him to forge a suicide note. In the process, he makes Jennifer sound more deep and complex than she actually was, gaining her sympathy from the entire school and inspiring Mr Finstock to start a school-wide campaign to prevent teenage suicide

With Jennifer dead, Peter basically assumes control

Peter and Jackson spread a rumour about Erica, telling the whole school about how Jackson and Boyd double-teamed her.

Stiles enlists Derek in a plan to get revenge on the jocks, that involves “Ich Lüge” bullets which apparently break the skin and knock you out, but don’t kill. Derek agrees to it. 

Spoiler alert the bullets are real. Stiles and Derek have now murdered two more people

This is when Derek finally realizes there’s something definitely wrong with Stiles.

Surprise! It’s void Stiles. He’s been possessed by the Nogitsune, hence, all the murdery tendencies. Kate (who is still a murderous bitch in this universe) also factors into this but I’m still figuring that out

And there’s still the whole of Act 2, but, this is all I’ve got for now. There’s a lot I have to think about because I actually want a happy ending for Stiles and Derek. So the ending will probably involve Kate’s death and freeing Stiles from the Nogitsune and then everyone that’s still alive gets to be happy

[wearetrueview]

Easter Weekend -

Easter is here and if you’re done with stuffing your face with chocolate for breakfast, lunch and dinner - there’s plenty of other ways to satisfy your inner-bank holiday bunny this Easter. Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket though, as we’ve put together our pick of bunch of top notch happenings around the city so you can bounce happily into the long weekend.

Easter Chocolate Workshop -

Grab a special someone and make weird and wacky chocolate creations this Easter at My Chocolate’s special workshop for cocoa loves. Prepare to be immersed in all things chocolatey, from enjoying some deliciously flavoured fresh truffles, tasting chocolate teas, sampling a palette of fine chocolates, to  handling and tasting a fresh cacao fruit, watching bean to bar manufacture in a stylish workshop venue and MUCH more.

When: Thursday 13th - Saturday 15th April

Where: My Chocolate, 10c Branch Place, N1 5PH

Click here to find out more >

Drakes Easter House Party -

Dedicated to the man, the one, the only, Drizzzzy Drake & his musical creww. Yes, thats right, prepare to have your HOTLINE blinged as Piccadilly Institute throw a real Aubrey Drake Graham house party for all! So if you like good music, a house party atmosphere, a little bit (or lots) of Drake, then get your tickets NOWWW!

When: Thursday 13th April @ 10pm

Where: Piccadilly Institute, 1 Piccadilly Place, West End, W1J 0DA

Click here to find out more >

Bring A Mate Dates -

Singles rejoice! Well, singles and wingmen/women. Join Little Nan’s Bar for an evening of socialising and game playing, complete with unlimited popcorn and pick n mix. Ditch the swiping and go along for a night filled with fun, games and a modern rendezvous of the 90's dating show (you know the one). Get involved by signing up as a single, pair or group. You can both be single, or only one of you. Simple.

When: Thursday 13th April @ 19:30pm  

Where: Little Nan’s Rio Bar, The Rio Cinema 107 Kingsland High Street, E8 2PB

Click here to find out more >

Secret Garden Afternoon Tea -

Discover the secret of The Roof Gardens and enjoy a scrumptious Champagne Afternoon Tea served 100ft above London! Relax surrounded by beautiful gardens and indulge in a traditional assortment of sandwiches, warm golden scones and delicious cakes accompanied by specially selected teas and coffees and a glass of fizz. Mmm, perfect!

When: Saturday 15th April @ 12pm

Where: The Roof Gardens, 99 Kensington High Street, W8 5SA

Click here to find out more >

Laser Lates : Lost City -

Step into a lost city of derelict buildings and macabre graveyards at laser lates, where your mission is simple: destroy the enemy. Ditching the UV lights and creepy stewards of the past, Laser Tag: Lost City promises all the retro fun of the humble game of laser tag, but this time is hosted from a creepy east London space fronting churches, pubs, a pie shop, graveyards, alleyways and all manner of buildings for you to hide in/shoot from.

When: Friday 14th April @ 20:00pm

Where: Secret Location, Whitechapel , E1 2EG

Click here to find out more >

Tall Ships Festival -

Enjoy dozens of tall-masted sailing ships as they grace the east end of the Thames with their presence at this years Tall Ships Festival. It’s a chance to taste just how busy and vital the Thames used to be as the quickest trade route out and into the city, and how stunning it would have been to stand bankside and witness huge vessels swim past. Visitors can even climb on board, as well as enjoying gigs, parades, firework displays and other entertainments.

When: Thursday 13th - Sunday 16th April @ 10:00am

Where: Dial Arch, Number 1 Street, SE18 6GH

Click here to find out more >

Boom, and so it is: the TrueView alternative Easter weekend! Show us what you got up to this Easter and send us your #TrueView on Instagram.

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