#real pregnancy

[welove-hpb]

That's belly looks big and heavy

Not AI, 100% Real - Episode 8

[ktkat1377]

Lol, I've totally done that before Gaud.

This was my first pregnancy that I decided to announce on April Fools' day to be a contrarian. I thought that it was hilarious to announce a real pregnancy on the day that people announce fake pregnancies.

somewhere, i hope there is a pregnant person preparing to do a pregnancy reveal on the objectively funniest day of the year to do that

[fleabagdiaz]

boat show remains awesome btw. john stamos had two boyfriends + autobrewery syndrome and a gay couple ate so many yams they almost died and the one straight couple on the boat birthed a giant premature baby to bob the drag queen performing I’m coming out. and they’re literally doing a slow burn will-they/won’t-they throuple.

[willowser]

katsuki comes home from work one day to find you in his office, fooling around with his calendar, and you've made some little notes before and after his scheduled patrol shifts, as well as sticky'd some pink hearts on a handful of days a week for the upcoming months.

and he gets the absolute worst love chub when you beam and tell him you're mapping out your fertile windows.

[naamahdarling]

You know what? You know what I think?

I think that if we lived as we were meant to, in larger intimate ("extended family") groups and with more shared labor and time to do it (UBI NOW) people like me would not feel so useless and burdensome because there would be people around to help and to do what neurodivergent people can't while making valuable space for the neurodivergent to do what they ARE good at.

The way we live right now, all right, the way we live right now forces units of two adults to be able to do EVERYTHING or PAY to have someone come do it for them. I have to do the housework. I have to do it! But I am having to do a million different things and most of them I am not good at. I suck at them.

I wouldn't feel like shit, okay, if I had more than one other person around who was not a child and who could do the things I can't, like do the yard and cook and do repairs and basic maintenance; and someone else to split everything else that I like but is too much for me. It would free me to do what I am good at and enjoy. Cleaning, as in the sink and toilet, the windows, the blinds. Taking out trash. Folding, hanging, and sorting laundry.

But because all the shit I can do often relies on other shit being done first, and I can't do or have trouble doing those things, the shit I can do often can't be done. And even the shit I can do, I can't do ALL of it. So I can't keep up, and things get very bad.

We aren't meant to live like this. We are not meant to live like this.

That thought hurts so much because being able to flee the birth family is integral to survival for so many people. I'm so afraid that living in larger family groups would create more opportunities for, say, queer kids to be isolated, rejected, bullied, and abused. But if we gave people enough money to survive, and stopped considering children the property of their parents with no system in place to help them escape bad situations except a system that is often just as bad, just different.

I'm aware that communes and collectives aren't all that successful and are kind of a joke. I don't mean that. I mean a fundamental shift to multigenerational families where taking in "strays" (which my family did) is also normalized so people escaping abuse into existing households was accepted, with these families centered in maybe a couple of different larger residences so not everyone has to buy and maintain their own fucking washing machine and vacuum cleaner, and so people can benefit from large group meals that yield leftovers, and so child and elder care can also be centralized.

Then disabled people and the neurodivergent and sick and injured people, and pregnant people, and grieving people, would not have to either labor through all those stressors or consign themselves to living off an unlivable pittance or being put under legal guardianship.

I'm not saying anything new. People live like this in other parts of the world and maybe it sucks and I am wrong. But I'm just really mad right now because I can either do laundry or clean the sink but not both, and I really think we could improve society somewhat by making it so I did not have to choose one without sacrificing the other.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

right. should say it.

[konigsblog]

heyyy orlaaa!! your works are always delish! luv ittt ♡

Buttttt twin chubby babies with chubby Konig!!! Sleeping in bed with them, and waking up being mushed! All 3 of them crying and wailing for their big yummy bowls of food, devouring it in no time!! Also Konig being proud and showing off his chubby babies to his teammates!! What a lovely home :((

ugh, i just want a family with könig, is that so much to ask for? :(

i know he'd take naps with them, with both of his chubby babies resting atop of his burly, chubby chest. you sometimes sit down beside their sleeping bodies, running your hands over könig's hair and playing with it. you can see how protective he truly is of his babies, holding them close, his chest rising and falling.

he wakes up, after a great nap, feeling refreshed with his babies sniffling and crying for something to eat !! poor things, he holds them close and cradles them back to relaxation while you prepare something for three of them.

könig can become so soft, sweet and loving with his children, he just loves pregnancy and constantly wants more. he wouldn't understand the fear of pregnancy (pregnancy IS actually scary, though...) and would plead with his dearest for babies.

könig and you spoon-feed your baby, watching them eat so well, giggling and being so adorable. i'm thinking about feeding them porridge, with honey or something sweet on top... könig makes aeroplane noises to stop them crying, and makes sure they eat well.

he's so protective of them, he'll fall asleep with a baby on his chest, while you're cradling and feeding the other, taking turns getting some rest...

if könig sees you, asleep with your chubby babies crawling on top of you, fast asleep, he'll be giggling like a maniac. he finds it so cute seeing his three babies fast asleep, kissing their foreheads and taking a picture to reminisce on...

[mod2amaryllis]

ok for every ten silly pregnancy posts i get ONE earnest

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

ovulation being a hell of a drug that ends up getting steddie together like

eddie and queen bee stevie harrington who have a weird kind of friendship where they share like. Everything. not a single secret between them. like eddie's got stevie's cycle pretty much memorised and she knows about every inappropriately timed boner he's ever had. and they're talking one day, smoking, shooting the shit, and there's a second of silence before stevie's like. oh my god. im so horny im gonna die. and eddie's like huh what. and stevie goes like there's a stain on your wall that's kind of shaped like a sperm and that made me think about cum and now im all bricked up. my vaginas haunted. fucking sperm shaped stain.

and eddie's like. wait girls- ok you know what im saying this in my head and im realising this sounds dumb but like. i thought girls didn't like. Get Like That. like i thought random horniness at a stiff breeze was a guy thing

and stevie snorts like nope girls get it too we just get to hide it bc we don't get boners. swear to god there's like a week of every month where i get fucking possessed or some shit. robin says it's like a period thing

but you're not on your period?

and stevie's like no it's like. the opposite of a period. like your period is your uterus being like hey you fucked up you're not pregnant but Horny Week is your uterus being like okay im ready let's get a baby in there time to get pregnant you know what to do. it's called like. oval. something. oval something. im all fertile and my body's trying to trick me, the fuckn prick.

and eddie just kinda goes huh and then there's another second of silence where he tries very hard not to think about stevie being pregnant. and then stevie throws her arms up with a frustrated sigh like god DAMN it now im thinking about being pregnant and eddie's internally like well at least it's not just me

and anyway another joint later this obviously devolves into stevie shoving eddie's hand down her pants and telling him please it'll be so quick he doesn't even have to do anything and she just ruts against his hand while he stares at her bc he's so high and the girl he's basically in love with just told him how fertile she was and then started rubbing her incredibly wet pussy against his hand and he feels like he might pass out

they do this and more about once a month for like a year until stevie does actually get pregnant. her stupid uterus successfully tricked her 😔✊

[gojonanami]

thinking about an emergency c-section for one of your kids, and satoru is absolutely a wreck, already had been dozing off at the hospital after you were admitted for labor since “his” baby was taking their sweet time to come — as you put it. and he had taken up residence on the cot beside you, having just laid down, only to find a nurse doing a nightly check on you.

it happens slowly. the medical staff multiply one by one, until there’s a dozen of them, including one nurse on top of you with her hand keeping your baby’s umbilical cord from being wrapped around the baby.

and they don’t let him come in as they wheel you to the operating room, leaving him to pace alone, wondering if he would see your baby or you again. and realizing he didn’t even get a chance to tell you he loved you.

[kerryweaverlesbian]

GROWN-UP-TALK

Sam and Mary poem Sam and Mary poem Sam and Mary poem.

[welove-hpb]

A monument. A MONSTER massive belly

She has 37 weeks and 2 days pregnant with ONE baby (!!!)

Not AI, 100% Real - Episode 7

[shivjoys]

i was so caught up in the euphoria of logan roy dying that for a minute i lived in a world where shiv pregnancy arc didn't exist

[ofmymuses]

i want to announce that i'm pregnant :') i'm currently 12 weeks (almost 3 months but not quite yet) so i feel confident to share this exciting news!! i had an ultrasound yesterday and it truly took my breath away. the tech got a funny picture of my little peanut in like, a yoga pose with its legs stretched out (i have the picture saved if anyone wants to see) 😭 this time in my life has been so precious to me and it's just the beginning!

idk if anyone remembers this but about a year ago i thought that i was pregnant and had announced it but i was, in fact, not actually pregnant to my surprise and disappointment but this time it is very much real. it might sound strange but the rpc is dear to me; i've made some amazing friends and incredible memories and i couldn't wait to share the news with you all 🥺

i'm pulling everyone into a great big group hug ♡

[ladybugsimblr]

"As most of you know my family loves Spooky Day and we have been preparing all week for the big day. During this time, we get serious cravings 😉 for sweet treats but don't want to dip into the trick-or-treat stash. So I decided to make a batch of monster brownies completely from scratch instead. We were out of some key ingredients so of course I churned my own butter and collected fresh eggs from the chicken coop in this couture dress..."

"My husband and kids are going to die when they taste this spooky scrumptious dessert. I am so pleased with how it turned out."

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It's the eve of Spooky Day and Bailey has kicked off the Squad shenanigans .

In case you couldn't tell, B is giving her best Nara Smith. The first time I found out about her, she was making bubble gum from scratch and I was like whomst is this lady lol.

[preggomancer]

alan lives in a fantastical alternate world where they actually make cute maternity clothes

(he/him)