#real mature

[shine-n-bright]

You're so whiny. An absolute attention seeker. You don't care about anyone you're a worthless piece of shit. You don't matter

Oh shiver me timbers.

[faithinlouisfuture]

"it's lthq's xenophobia" only their? whos the main character tho

you think that louis’ sitting there managing the queuing system for each of his shows? he has a tour manager for that, it is first and foremost the tour manager’s job to know how to set up shows differently in different countries - something that Tom Allen has spectacularly failed at - and then also his social media team’s job to be aware of and gauge the fan sentiments around each of those shows, especially if it’s just the ONE (1) show for an entire continent that has already previously been mismanaged - and ultimately fuckass Matt Vines job to be overseeing all of this

[sillyautismdude]

Knave, DID YOU EAT SHRIMPO FROM FUCKING DIPPYS WOLRD ?!

[mix31h3artz16]

DID IT AGIN BUT WITH BRAD!1!1!!1!1!

[hinamie]

9 / 266

[trans-leo-valdez]

What’s it like being an antisemitic piece of shit?

? im literally jewish what

[zutarawasrobbed]

I’m sorry, but the Netflix showrunner referring to Kataang as an “issue to tackle” in the future is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever read/heard.

[vqnzza]

[unidentifiedgothamite]

dick: little wing, i think you came back wrong

jason: the hell are you on about, dickie?

dick, standing on his tippy toes and gesturing towards jason's head: you came back taller than me!

jason, baffled: you think just 'cause i'm taller, there must be something wrong with me?

dick, pouting: it hurts my pride as the oldest, okay?!

[rajpujarajasthan]

[golfwolfmagazine]

I love how TNG is like 60% "Star Trek: A Meeting in the Conference Room" and you'd think that would be a detriment, but instead I'm always like, "yesssssss, they're about to discuss a soluuutionnnnn!!!"

[psmom04]

Me and my beautiful girls 🩷

[showngheroff]

Be HONEST, how many of you have taken pics of your wife 'for your own viewing pleasure ' and then shown them to friends???

YES, I am guilty as charged. For me the BIGGEST RUSH was to show guys that knew her personally. All I could think about was how they were undressing her in their mind as they talked with her!

[greenconverses]

again i say to you

if this man would just let the percy series mature and dig deeper into the emotional arcs he presents in chalice and wrath instead of hopping from one kooky adventure to the next and undermining any story depth with fart and piss jokes and blatant flagging to the disney+ audience, we could have had a very good set of stories on our hands

but NO

percy's rage issues, grief, trauma, and just the general angst of being an older teenager on the cusp of a huge life change are all there and every time the story touches them, it's like RR gets electrocuted and told to get back to Conflict Free Therapy Speak zone before things get too messy

additionally, the third act upping the stakes to Oh Shit We're Gonna Die doesn't work if we already know 1) everyone lives and 2) PERCY GETS INTO COLLEGE at the end of this. the whole point of the series has already been decided!! there are no stakes with your main plot or any of the bullshit mini quests! the opportunity to go for a deep dive character book is there and waiting and ready

but NOOOOOOOOO

gotta make sure all of our main characters have been peed on instead, it's fine

[rajpujarajasthan]