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[brownsugar4hersoul]

[hermajestytak]

You'd think Gaz's pajamas would be some dark night gown or gamer PJs but NAH MAN, DRAGON ONESIE!

[livvyofthelake]

everyone saying jeronica are bearding and haha he’s like ronnie’s accessory they’re just best friends pretending to like each other romantically etc blah blah blah. you people could never understand anything real.

[h4m1lt0ns]

HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.

episode nine :: LIFE’S GOOD

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴max verstappen x ex!y/n (barely), multiple x y/n

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔something is brewing at the Y/l/n Records HQ

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ face claim ﹔ wonyoung jang (28)

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕ SO much happens, worlds colliding on twitter, excessive cussing.

y/n

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y/n fried my hair last night lol 🌟 blame goes fully to ﹫lilymhe and ﹫alexalbon

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☆ IMESSAGE with : BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

honey badger: Y/NNNNNN

chal eclair: BAE AMSWER ME

babygirl alex: wait what’s going on

alabono: WE NEED DETAILSSSS

angel carmen: huh

wifey lily: why are the boys yelling

yukino: WE NEVER FOUND OUT WHAT HAPPENED AT THE DINNER WITH JENSON, LEWIS AND MARK

my baby lando: MOTHER WHERE ARE YOU

princess george: OMFG BITCH PICK UP

girlfriend kika: we got the tea baes relax 😌

PIERRE GASLYYYY: WOWWWWWWW OKAY

honey badger: WHY ARE WE THE LAST TO FIND THINGS OUT

angel carmen: bc we’re her girlfriends 🤨

babygirl alex: exactly 🥰

chili!: y/n 😀

chili!: bae 😄

chili!: your time will come.

chal eclair: kika, you shall come forth.

chal eclair: speak the truth you hide.

babygirl alex: taking that lord perceval real serious huh

my baby lando: LMFAO

princess george: LMAOOOO

alabono: stfu y’all i’m tryna understand

girlfriend kika: funny enough nothing REALLY happened

angel carmen: yeah they just hung out and talked

wifey lily: oh and jenson was flirty w y/n

my baby lando: yeah we saw the photos

babygirl alex: they went out as a way to cheer lewis up bc his team didn’t show up for him

angel carmen: i dont know what’s going on between y/n and lewis but she said lewis got kinda jealous when mark and jenson were casually flirting w her

my baby lando: oh????

PIERRE GASLYYYY: jealous you say

honey badger: HMMMMM

chili!: right ????

chal eclair: it’s actually soOOoo

alabono: it isssss

princess george: speaking of lewis

princess george: apparently him and y/n are like hanging out

yukino: wait what???

my baby lando: wdym

princess george: wait did you not see y/n’s story??? they’re on his yacht in monaco

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☆ IMESSAGE with : BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

chili!: WOAHHHH I JUST SAW IT

yukino: WHATS GOING ONNNNNN

babygirl alex: she’s so fucking hot, first of all

angel carmen: no bc i just stared at her 😍

wifey lily: I KNOWWWW

girlfriend kika: she’s so 😩😩😩

babygirl alex: BUT LEWIS???

chal eclair: SHE TAGGED HIM???

babygirl alex: PUBLICLY???

alabono: NOW WHATS GOING ON

my baby lando: KIKA EXPLAIN

girlfriend kika: IM JUST AS SHOOK AS YALL

angel carmen: I NEED TO KNOW

princess george: i was hoping the girls knew something abt that 😭😭😭

honey badger: Y/N GET IN HERE

honey badger: Y/N OMFG

chili!: BRO I KNOW YOURE SEEING THIS ANSWER US

wifey lily: DID HE ASK YOU OUT

my baby lando: IS IT A DATE???

girlfriend kika: IS ROSCOE THERE??

PIERRE GASLYYYY: ARE YALL ONE ON ONE??

alabono: Y/N TEXT US BACK OMFG

wifey lily: SHE’S NOT ANSWERING MY FT CALLS

girlfriend kika: SHE’S NOT ANSWERING ME EITHER

princess george: Y/N I NEED ANSWERS

my baby lando: Y/N PLS

y/n: give her a minute

chili!: HUH

yukino: YO WHAT THE FUCK

chal eclair: give HER a minute???

my baby lando: oh so we’re being cryptic now???

y/n: No.

my baby lando: don’t text me in that tone 😭

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honey badger: what the hell is going on

y/n: she’s busy

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angel carmen: LEWIS????????

y/n: yeah

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my baby lando: what do u want from my mum 🤨

chili!: what he said 🤨

chal eclair: yeah what he said 🤨

y/n: lol relax

y/n: we’re just hanging out

wifey lily: sir, give me my gf back.

y/n: your girlfriend??

babygirl alex: our*

angel carmen: our*

girlfriend kika: our*

y/n:…

y/n: we’ll see

alabono: FYM????

honey badger: HELLO???

princess george: SIR???

girlfriend kika: guys they’re all over twitter omg

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mercedesamgf1 We here at Mercedes are extremely honoured and proud to announce that Y/L/N RECORDS is our brand new sponsor! Grammy and Oscar winning Singer and Song writer, Y/n Y/l/n has always been a huge Formula 1 fan, and a close friend to George, Lewis and many other drivers on the grid. She’s shown constant support throughout the years and her love and passion for the sport is what drew us to her (and so did her iconic, groundbreaking discography 😉). Y/L/N RECORDS is now proudly our biggest sponsor, and Y/n Y/l/n will be the official Mercedes AMG Petronas Formula 1 team Brand Ambassador as of today and moving forward. A huge, huge thank you and congratulations goes to ﹫Y/n, ﹫Y/L/NEstate and the Mercedes AMG Petronas Formula 1 Team! Welcome to the grid Y/L/N RECORDS ⭐️

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[munsoninthedark86]

Looks That Kill(Eddie Munson x Fem!Reader)

word count: 0.7k  warnings: semi-public sex, unprotected sex, creampie, reader is 18+, having sex in school, slight degradation, pet names 

The wet sounds of your skin slapping together is all that can be heard in the room. You showed up at least an hour earlier for the usual Hellfire Club meeting, but you were the new member. You had never played D&D, but you were interested in learning. More than anything, you were interested in Eddie. You’ve always liked him, but you were ready to finally make your move. And boy, did you ever make your move.

You had decided to wear something a little more sexy with your Hellfire shirt tonight. A plaid skirt with fishnet tights underneath. The very ones that Eddie tore a hole in so he could get to your little pussy a little quicker than stripping you.

“I knew you were a little slut,” Eddie teases as he continues to thrust into you. “You were just giving me those eyes, baby. I can see it.”

You grip onto him tighter, moaning as the tip of his cock keeps hitting your sweet spot. You swear, you’re seeing stars. Neither of you are supposed to be doing this here. You were in school, at the Hellfire club meeting room, and Eddie fuckin’ Munson is fucking you against the wall. His mouth is so hot and wet against the tender flesh of your neck.

“Eddie,” you whine as he bites down. “Fuck please,”

He chuckles against your skin, and you let out another whine as he pumps into you even harder. He knows the two of you should be a little more quiet. He knows that he shouldn’t even be chancing this. If he were to get caught, he would be so sure that he would never be able to graduate. But when he saw you coming in, and you were an hour early, he found it impossible to ignore you.

“I love it when you beg for me like that. I want you to beg me like that every time I fuck you,” Eddie tells you. “Got it?”

You try to reply to him, but it’s so hard when your orgasm is building so quickly. Only these soft moans and pants fall from your lips, but this makes Eddie a little annoyed. He wants to hear you say that you’ll beg for it next time he fucks you.

Another bite, this time down on your bottom lip. You squeal in surprise, and your orgasm becomes even more imminent. Eddie growls this time, pressing you further against the wall. It’s so sticky and wet between the two of you. You can’t help that you’re shuddering and shaking. You can’t help that the way his cock keeps brushing up against your sweet spot, it’s making you unable to properly form sentences.

Eddie smirks, “I’m fuckin’ you stupid, aren’t I?” This makes you nod finally.

“That’s my good girl. You’re going to be all mine and beg me for it every time, right?”

“Yes! Yes!” You cry out as your orgasm washes over you. Eddie isn’t sure if you’re replying to him or if you’re just moaning in ecstasy, but he’ll take it.

“Tightest little pussy I’ve ever had,” He grunts as he picks up the pace. His balls feel so tight. It’s been a long time since he got laid, and to fuck you like this is even better than anything he’s ever experienced.

You tug on his hair and pull him in for a very sloppy kiss. His tongue slides into your mouth, making you both moan. Your tongues rub together in a heated moment before he pulls away.

“Cum in me, Eddie. Please Eddie,” there you fuckin’ go again. Begging him. It’s driving him fuckin’ crazy.

He doesn’t have time to reply before his hips stutter and his thrusts become even sloppier. Waves of pleasure wash over him, and a warmth spills deep inside of you. He pumps his hips in time with every spurt of thick cum he pumps into you. Loud grunts fall from his lips from the immense pleasure. Finally, with one final thrust, he presses himself into you even deeper and kisses your red, swollen lips.

“You better answer me for real this time, sweetheart.” He nips at your bottom lip once more. “You going to be my girl and beg me every time we fuck, or what?”

You look into his beautiful eyes, “I promise. I’m your girl. I’ll always beg you.”

“Good girl. Now, let’s get cleaned up before the guys get here.”

[corruptedeclipse]

So the story goes is that I designed this beautiful stunning on-model picture of the Zim cast for a tshirt contest back in like, 2012. It was awesome, I made "vote for me!" graphics and everything. But I lost, and the first place winner was a Gir (of course) posed like Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man and I think it was sold in Hot Topic for a hot minute after that. Anyhow, years later I put my design up on Etsy and one of the judges of the contest sees it, buys it, and leaves a really nice review saying he remembered my design and was glad to support the artist directly. So even though I lost, I still made an impression on at least one person out there and I think that's what art is all about Charlie Brown.

You can buy the Zim cast sticker and validate my feelings here for $2.50, and I try to ship everything out within a day so it'll get to you real quick. Thanks for checkin' it out

[w3bgrl]

90 degrees!

synopsis: hyunjin and jisung, with a habit of arguing, make the poor decision of starting a fight the night before evaluations. not just evaluations - but evaluations for jyp’s new trainee survival show; stray kids. this doesn’t go over well for them, but in hindsight, it was the best decision they could’ve made that day.

date: circa late 2016 to mid 2017

word count: 1.3k

featuring: kang juyeon, hwang hyunjin, han jisung, bang chan, lee minho, seo changbin, lee felix, kim seungmin, yang jeongin

warnings: hyunsung being mean to each other

a/n: all members mentioned without shoehorning it in fuck yeah (also not sure how i’m feeling abt this -.- )

it was in the early hours of the morning when juyeon finally said “last time!”

the boys behind her sighed a mixture of relief and distain for their last run of the choreography details before evaluations. they had been polishing it up for hours now and the members honestly couldn’t see a difference in the moves anymore. yet minho, the skilled dancer who stood the closest to her in order to help with monitoring the weak spots, was the only one who actually seemed up for the last round. the rest of the boys were understandably exhausted and ready to be in their beds, but if they wanted to be the trainee group to make the show, they needed to be the best. and being the best took a lot of practice.

“minho, do you want to lead this one?”

the older boy agreed with a toothy grin and took her spot in the middle as she stepped to the side, squatting down to rest her legs while she watched. minho counted them in with the smile lingering on his lips and the second he began to dance a serious look plastered over his previously enthusiastic manner. it was like the choreography just took over - his aura totally changed.

juyeon pulled her eyes from minho’s obvious expertise with hopes that he would help lead future practices and focused for a moment on jeongin, eyeing the sequence he struggled with the most - but the jarring misstep beside him ripped her eyes away.

jisung seemed to have stepped on hyunjin’s foot during their transition and said something to him, resulting in hyunjin saying something back. juyeon huffed. hyunjin had a habit of somehow starting arguments out of nowhere, specifically with jisung. they had a hard time getting along most of the time and had a few altercations in the past, such as the time hyunjin may or may not have ‘accidentally’ spilled his drink on jisung. but because of their frequent quarrels juyeon had gotten good at putting them in their place - especially when they’re doing the last runthrough.

“excuse me.” she used a stronger voice than usual to make sure they heard her but not loud enough to disturb the members actually doing the choreography. however, the arguing pair were too caught up in their tantrum to think about the other people in the room and continued making remarks toward one another.

“i wouldn’t have to dodge you if you could do it correctly” hyunjin snapped

“boys.”

jisung’s lip pulled into a sneer, “oh, yeah, cause you’re such hot shit.”

“better than you, that’s for sure.”

“hey.” juyeon was now speaking in her chest voice, projecting enough that the other members were stealing glances while still trying to keep up with practice.

“at least i can rap! it’s a real good thing you’re pretty because if not you’d be nothing more than a backup dancer your whole career.”

jisung’s retort was finally the last straw, as now she was more angry that they were ignoring her. juyeon stood, and for the the first time ever - even for chan, the members heard her shout.

“hey!!”

the bickering boys whipped their heads in her direction, as did the ones who had been practicing diligently. all eyes were on juyeon as she walked in quick, swift strides to the door, holding it open with an unfaltering glare toward the accused.

“go.”

still steaming from the words exchanged, jisung and hyunjin slumped out the door, hands in pockets and gaze avoiding the older girl. juyeon then shut it behind them swiftly without slamming it on the hinges leaving the rest of the boys with their mouths open.

“i’ve never heard her shout before” changbin muttered

chan sighed and rubbed his eyes with the back of his thumbs. “me neither”

the boys fell completely silent as they listened in to hear her scolding them. but honestly, the more they tried to listen, the more they couldn’t really hear anything.

“what do you think she’s saying?” seungmin asked openly for anyone who had an answer

“probably laying down the law.” minho chuckled and took a gulp of his water “i wonder if she’ll come back without them.”

silence fell over the room again as they leaned in to listen once more. still, nothing. with a grumble from his stomach, felix pulled his attention from the door and sat on the floor next to his bag with sweat still dripping down his temples. he really never thought he’d ever see juyeon so mad - she was so well-mannered and typically pretty peaceful. all he could think is how relieved he was to not be on the receiving end of her discipline. maybe she wasn’t so scary, but having let her down would be enough in itself.

little did he know - his intuition was stronger than he thought.

juyeon stood wordlessly in front of the younger boys with her arms folded tight against her chest, eyes more annoyed than enraged. babysitting is tough enough, it’s even worse when they’re moody teenage boys.

“noona, i have to look out for him -” juyeon interrupted him.

“i don’t care. i didn’t ask.”

hyunjin’s courage fell along with his gaze and he opted to watch the laces of his shoes instead.

“listen to me.” the older girl spoke with such authority “i don’t care what happened or why it happened, and i also don’t care what your problem is with each other.” she divided her stern glare evenly between them “what i do care about is this team, and there is no room for whatever your problems are. if we make-”

juyeon completely stopped for a second before correcting herself “when we make evaluations tomorrow and go to the show, we are proving to jyp that we deserve to debut together as a team. and when we do, you two will get to be together every minute of every day for at least the next 7 years. so here are your choices: you can either apologize to each other now and resolve your issues by tomorrow, or you can let the trainers know that you will not be attending the evaluation. does that make sense?”

the boys nodded silently with their eyes down, hoping - praying that juyeon would just lighten up a bit. it was very uncommon for her to be this…unfriendly - it was very uncomfortable. she didn’t look like she had this brazenness in her, and yet the younger boys now cowered before her. still, she stood in front of them expectantly.

“well?”

jisung was the first to speak as he hadn’t been directly berated like hyunjin did. “right now? i-in front of you?”

she nodded.

jisung and hyunjin looked at each other with an emotion that couldn’t be described in one word; a mixture of annoyance, cowardice, shame, and regret. in unison they began to say sorry, tipping their heads toward each other in a weak excuse for a bow - at least in juyeon’s book.

“90 degrees”

the boys heeded her word and quickly bent at the waist, the crowns of their heads nearly knocking each other as they bowed.

“thank you.” she let out a breath, the stern look on her face ceasing just a hint. she then nodded toward the practice room “now for them, too.”

the crack of the practice door being opened stopped all the boys in their tracks, halting conversations between the members as they all waited for the culprits to emerge.

jisung entered in front of hyunjin while juyeon stepped off to the side. the humbled boys walked toward the center of the practice room with pink cheeks from embarrassment. they looked akin to puppies with their tails tucked between their legs. together, they bowed - 90 degrees - to the members.

“sorry for how we acted. it won’t happen again.”

the rest of the boys were stagnant until the pair stood back up and all eyes shifted to juyeon who had waited quietly with her hands clasped in front of her. once she noticed everyone looking at her, she bowed as well.

“i’m sorry for yelling. i shouldn’t do that.”

jisung and hyunjin took note of her 90 degree bow.

[opinated-user]

I think Lily and Mikay are really trying to sell us on just how funny and cute Bonnie is.

She’s…fine? But that “uwu cute chaos gremlin babu” hasn’t been funny since people stopped shopping at Hot Topic for Invader Zim tshirts.

Which they would know, if Lily consumed any sort of new media and Mikay didn’t just follow Lily’s orders.

bonnie's entire brand of humor is "lol xd so random". as you well said, she's just a GIR rip off, but worse, because at least GIR wasn't the "in-bread" baby between a child rapist and that child grown up. not to mention that he had an actual personality where bonnie... likes minecraft? i guess? she's not a real character because LO sucks at character writing. she's just a vehicle for whatever ill conceived "joke" LO thought out at any given moment.

[emeraldspiral]

So per Jhonen, Irkens don’t really have friends because they’re so focused on their own gratification they just see each other in terms of whether they’re someone they can cooperate with to achieve their goals or someone they’d trample on the way to the snack table.

And I think that’s an interesting angle to consider when writing Red and Purple’s relationship. Like, the two of them bicker a little, but mostly seem to get along and enjoy being co-rulers together. They don’t seem to resent having to share their power or esteem, neither appears to have any desire to be rid of the other in order to have all the glory to themselves. But does that mean they actually care about each other?

I remember when I was a kid on the Nicktoons message board someone once wrote a fanfic or “Zim Zode” as they were called, where one of the Tallest grows slightly taller, and the other one instantly loses their position and the newly solo Tallest immediately drops them like a hot stone. No pity, no regret. Just “Lol, sucks 2 b u” and yeets them off to crash at Zim’s place because they're no longer an equal, just another lowly peasant. And that might not be what RAPR shippers wanna hear, but that feels very on-brand for the show’s cynical tone. Like, Jhonen did a whole episode about how GIR isn’t cute or nice and would turn on Zim in a heartbeat if he weren’t always distracted by food and stray animals. You think he wouldn’t do an episode about how the Tallest are Not Real Friends and have no loyalty to each other whatsoever? Especially since as leaders of the Irken Empire they're supposed to represent everything that's wrong with Irken Society? It's superficial social hierarchy, selfishness, hedonism, sloth, gluttony, entitled elitism, and complete disregard for others?

I know some people get around the "Irkens aren't supposed to love" thing by saying RAPR are just hypocrites who get to ignore the social rules because of their position. But does anybody ever do stories that deal with the idea of what happens when the relationship is no longer easy and convenient? Like how a lot of people leave school or a job or move away and their friendships/romances just completely fizzle out because one or both parties weren't willing to put in the work to maintain it when they weren't already in proximity to each other by circumstance? Or how two people can hang out and enjoy each other's company, but when one person goes through a rough time the other person doesn't want to be there for them, they're only there for the fun times? Or how so-called friends can backstab each other the moment their interests are in conflict and won't lift a finger for one another if it requires any sacrifice or compromise?

What about stories where they betray and abandon each other because that's what they think they're supposed to do. It'd be considered aberrant to not put their own interests ahead of anyone else's. And yet, they feel unpleasant. But these feelings are so foreign and confusing and contradictory to Irken nature they can't even recognize them as guilt and regret.

[clovesnz]

Personal update:

I AM A CHANGED WOMAN AFTER SEEING G/IRL I/N R/ED IN CONCERT (AND ON THE FIRST MF DAY OF PRIDE MONTH)

I only knew four of her songs but I felt like I had to do it because it was at a venue I like and it was just too good to, as a gay, be able to see GIR on June 1st. But I legit almost didn’t go. I’M SO GLAD I DID.

The opening band was The B/eaches, also v gay and kinda gave M/una vibes who I love. They had a hot butch bassist in a muscle tee, my weakness. Two of them kissed. The drummer gal was in this low cut corset top. Fucking end me it was real hot tbh

The woman at the bar (who sold me water cause I don’t drink lmao) called me “hun” and said she liked my hat

M/arie is a really amazing performer and I kinda fell in love w her throughout the night. She is like, so stupid and dorky, but then will get all snazzy and suave and sassy in her fuckin suit and vibe out and head bang and ohhh my god

I cried at the songs I did know because they all mean a lot to me and just hearing everyone screaming the lyrics and umgh 😖😭

SHE SANG THAT NEW GAY B/ILLIE SONG AND THE WHOLE AUDIENCE SCREAMED IT

She’s actually v hot oh dear

Okay now the craziest part 😭😱….

SHE SPOKE TO ME SPECIFICALLY

She was asking where something was in the theatre and I was right by it and I was in a very visible spot to her and I pointed and she said “oh yeah I see you girlie!” and she said it like I was being cute tryna help and I aldjshshhd 🫣😫

Also the hotel I’m staying at is SUCH A VIBE and honestly also kinda queer. I have to be up in six hours to bus home but I’m so pumped aghh and don’t want the night to end. ljfhhfdsd. maybe I’ll delete this later if I come to my senses and realize this doesn’t really belong on a snz kink blog

[annoyangle]

✍️💢💡🔥

//hiya, brain slave clocking in! :D

✍️ - Writing Bill allows me to voice sentiments I couldn't voice in real life, either because they are dangerous, subversive, impractical, stupid, or just plain weird!

💢- I desperately wish it felt less OOC and difficult when trying to develop him into the complex boy I KNOW this stupid triangle is, without also flanderizing him. There's a lot going on in Bill's head, some of which is hinted in the newer canon, and while I can't defend his Stupid Evil, I know he can be Better, too.

💡- It really just boils down to that I find him amusing to write and also sort of easy to 'slip into', as a mode of thought that's like 'well, this isn't me, it's more extreme than any rational person should be, but it's making me laugh'. I hope maybe now and then other people laugh when I'm doing Bill's answers too!

🔥- Bill is so much more than red and blue parents, baby photos and rote repetition of a handful of stock phrases. "Baby Bill" is becoming the Hot Topic GIR of Gravity Falls, and boy that ain't for me. If you were in the Zim fandom, you know what I'm talking about with GIR - a character pushed on every form of merchandising and discussion to the point where the LEAD CHARACTERS don't appear on LICENSED MERCHANDISE; Bill is already in Urkel territory with Gravity Falls right now (which the Book seems to recognize and lampshades already), and is pushing aside Mabel, Dipper, Stan and the other ACTUAL main characters. Even as a Bill defender, I'm getting a little sick of him right now and have started avoiding the fandom tags as it's not giving me the Bill I want to see personally.

[fallen-child-escapism]

Can you get 2 me?

Chapter 2

Dib groaned as he leaned back in his chair and rubbed his eyes. Being a sophmore in College was going smoothly. Very smoothly. Hes bored, to put it blunt. He shuts the laptop and stands, stretching and popping his joints before climbing into bed. When he rolled over he heard a knock. "Who the hell-" he tumbles out of bed again and opens the door, eyes dropping lower when he doesn't see anyone.

"Zim? Dude what are you doing here", Dib leans out the doorway and looks down either direction of the hallway," get in here,man". Dib locks the door behind them. "Okay Zim what's going on. You couldn't call before showing up at my fucking house?" Zim and Dib caught eyes for the first time that night. Dib sighed and sat on his bed. "Dude...you look like shit" Zim's eyes watered and held his backpack to his chest. "w-wait wait hold on! Shit- ", Dib panics the second Zim loses his composure. He slips down to Zim's level and holds onto his arms," Zim calm down please, what happened" Zim choked on his words and hung his head low, unzipping the bag and pulling the bundle out. Dib hesitates but takes the swaddle and shifts through the folds until he finds the metal body of Gir. "What...happened to him?" Zim gritted his sharp teeth," The Tallest disconnected. He's Offline. There's nothing I can do to bring him back" more tears fall from Zim's large Magenta eyes. Dibs eyes widen. This is real. For a moment he considers this is a ploy, another scheme to take over the world by the malicious green alien. But Zim's disheveled appearance, the fact he's standing in front of him crying his heart out. There's no way this isn't real,"do you uh, want a hug?". Zim nodded. Dib pulls him into his arms and Zim shoves his face into Dib's chest, getting his shirt wet. "Dib?", Zim squeaks,"I don't want to stay..at my base. I don't know where to go" The realization settled in on Dib, "I mean...you can stay here, if you want?" Zim looked up into his eyes, "please?", He begged. Dib's heart broke. "yeah...yeah man, you can stay as long as you need okay?"

Gir's body gets wrapped back up and placed back into the bag. Zim hides the bag in the closet. "What happened to your clothes man?", Dib asked, finally getting a look at Zim's appearance. Zim winced," I uh, I ripped them up. I don't have any other clothes, besides this jacket I mean...But I no longer want to bare my Irken uniform" Dib hangs Zim's jacket up and nods, not prying. "Here, you can put these on. they're clean, you can change in here" Dib hands Zim a T-shirt and boxers and leads Zim to the bsthroom. Zim nods and takes the clothes, letting Dib shut the door behind him.

Dib was standing in the kitchenette area of the studio apartment when Zim exited the bathroom. He stood behind Dib and the tall man jumped when he turned around. "Jesus Christ Zim! Don't sneak up on me like that". One of the alien's antenna flattened against his head," er, sorry" Dib was once again caught off guard by the shorter's attitude. "Yeah, uh, here", He handed Zim a small mug of hot chocolate. "I made sure it's not too hot so you wouldn't get mad" Zim looked into the mug and said "thanks"

It was now about 3am. Zim had finished his drink and still hasn't spoken much. How much of his personality change was new found maturity over the past two years or the fresh pain of Gir's disconnection. The green one's eyes drooped. Dib could've sworn Irkens didn't need to sleep. Maybe he was just shutting down because of the mental exhaustion? Either way, the sight reminded Dib he needed to get to bed. "You wanna go to bed?", He sat on the edge of the bed and stared down at Zim. Zim kept his head down but nodded slightly. Did sighed and picked him up and laying him on the bed. "Get comfy. Wake me up if you need anything okay?" ,Dib rolled over after Zim settled down.

Zim watched the glow in the dark stars on the ceiling as he gripped onto a black moth like plushie. He didn't want to give into sleep. But his eyes were heavy and dry. And his spot next to Dib felt surprisingly safe and warm. He quickly found himself slipping into sleep mode.

[monkey-network]

Good Stuff: Hazbin Hotel

Welcome Back Friends, to the Show That Never Ends

I will admit, while I'm a fan of her overall work, after seeing the pilot I wasn't into Hazbin Hotel. Not that it looked bad, just didn't appeal to me whereas Helluva Boss was more my speed. When the A24 pickup was announced though, I was intrigued because its lacking appeal didn't mean complete disinterest in its potential direction, you feel me? The future is alive now and a full series is finally here, blindsiding you with more shades of red than your blood stream. And you know, color me impressed that we truly got to this point upon the unbearable avarice of online chaos surrounding the creator that had its fair share of critics upon an Everest mass of pisstakers. But I'm not here to rummage all that, I just want to finally review Hazbin Hotel at long last.

So let's start with the presentation

Maybe it's thanks to Helluva Boss, but I've always liked Viv's flair in design and color. Things get to stand out in a way that says yes, she owns it. This is the art of somebody who was THE regular at Hot Topic AND adjacent Spencer's, has an autographed Gir hoodie buried in her closet, probably read Revolutionary Utena or Rose of Versailles in school, and her dream was to bring that vision of her childhood to life. Vaggie I say is my favorite design wise, major pilot improvement where the red and black compliments her cream and grey colors. Can things all look busy and disoriented? Of course, never to an eyesore degree but there can exist... garish clashes, like you're wondering how the boarders no less animators were able to put some scenes together. Then again, it's the rare time I can say "I've never seen anything like this" for a cartoon and it actually means something.

Needs more furries though, we can never have enough Broadway studded furry characters

Storywise, I think will be hard to follow unless you've seen the pilot, which is thankfully still online. Episode 0 I say better introduces the characters and whole initial feeling of the hotel's existence since Charlie introduces it to the citizens of Hell first. The structure of this season I was pretty lost on until I found that good ol' "Monkey connects it to another show to make his point" lightbulb. This is that kind of series that unravels as you go along, so if the first two episodes aren't your tea then you oughta drop this show, or not and "hatewatch" like the sodomite you'll become in your 40s. I was reminded of The Bear or Silicon Valley in that it's not about running the titular hotel but the characters getting it together before operations truly start. Charlie has her goal and deadline, and it's all a methodical stream of how bad or good things can turn out for everyone involved. It's story driven but more focal on the characters, if you follow. Speaking of which, let's finally talk characters... and how they're my biggest issue with this series.

Except Nifty. I can never hate on gremlins

I'll say with the characters, it's NOT that their scripts consist "just of swearing and sex jokes". Whether or not the case, this is me we're talking about. El Superbeasto is my all time favorite adult animated movie, and the Hellverse is tamer by comparison. Won't knock points because humor is "subjective", but I'm never gonna act like I'm above the large swear counts or thinking of the nasty every other minute and beyond the first episode, they lessen the excess. The no shits given humor of Viv's work still feels refreshing.

Trust me, nothing Adult has trumped the champ yet

My real issue is something I've realized for Vivienne's shows overall: she's not great at making... flexible characters, lack of a better term? What I mean is that when they work, they work purely in service of the stories, its gags, and it's hard thinking about them outside of their shows if we don't count the porn and memes. They're not static, but I think too symbiotic to the narrative. That's where the dominoes start because being inflexible means they have to be more compelling and if they're not, then the story falls apart. And yeah, Hazbin's characters aren't as compelling. I like them, but I'm not invested in them. The crux of this is that while the pacing can fly, none of the characters provide that snappy dynamic you would get with an ensemble. With Helluva Boss, you could throw Blitz and the crew in different scenarios and it's engaging enough just seeing them run amok. A pinchful of episodes and the Hazbin crew don't really do it for me beyond the occasional gag and piecing clues about them together. The musical numbers are great character moments in their own right, like everyone of them are actual bangers, but for only two an episode they are doing the heavy lifting. Again, it's that type of show where every piece comes into play one at a time, so it's conflicting where I want to be into this series but I'm not that into it.

Charlie also makes it somewhat worth it; infectious enthusiasm is my kryptonite

I overall can't fit this show in a box, and I frankly didn't want to. You think I went into this cartoon cavalcade, radiating with juvenile fujo theater kid energy, about a bunch of sailor mouths that can sing gospel from heaven AND hell and have everything click? It's not possible, but that's what I can respect about this and Vivienne overall. This show doesn't posses a "fuck all of you" type feeling, but an "I want to do this, you can join or go" feeling. Not everything works, but it's meaningfully experimental in a way that somehow makes it meta. Like Charlie and the Satanic Panic Plaza, nothing about this should've functioned, this shouldn't have had any saving graces and got left obscurely on Youtube, but it could and many saw that regardless of how well they're able to express. Viv actually committed to seeing this through and this speaks a lot about creators who put in to an non-compromised vision.

You could say, it's always about finding that one person who gets the joke

From the fractions of episodes I got to watch, I'm unsure if this is a hidden masterpiece or a disasterpiece of storytelling or if it's just okay. I don't know if the show's team can stick the landing, but the fun in her work has always been the journey. She put in the effort since way back for me to give her stuff a chance, to actually review Hazbin Hotel earnestly as opposed to belittling things which would've been easy. To conclude, with all its flaws this is enthusiastic, fascinating start to an otherwise predictably unpredictable year that's leagues better than the Velma series because I actually want to see where season 2 goes.

I'm just glad this finally exists, regardless of the hell it took to get here

[devilcat3d]

can we see the Cool Jackets

yeah sure!!

my current swag is this gir jacket i got at hot topic. its the most transgender thing ive ever worn it has thumb holes, the hood has ears and a tongue, and its so green i love it so much and!! the zipper is big and plasticky which makes it very fun to stim with :3

i also have this yellow zip up hoodie that my girlfriend and i put black square patches on the elbows and shoulders and put a little black heart on the chest. what makes this jacket special is my girlfriend had a dream i was wearing this exact yellow jacket and we just had to recreate it in real life. it was a very iconic dream for us :3

i also have a black and white jacket that kind of looks like a varsity jacket except its very fluffy and warm and we put a splatoon patch on the chest because it matched the color scheme really well!! its my mardu jacket cause its black white and red :3

i also have a devil hoodie that has horns on the hood and is half black and half red and its really cozy and makes me feel really small and cute when i wear it >_<

i have a shark hoodie as well that the hood looks like a shark mouth around your head!!

my girlfriend also has several cool jackets including:

a may guilty gear hoodie thats really long and shows off her curves so well

and several jackets that have pokemon patches that match the color of the jacket like seal on a white jacket and sandshrew on a yellow orange jacket and we have a million mire pokemon patches for future ones :3

and we have like ten normal jackets we have so many jackets they truly fit for every circumstance and i plan on getting more!!!!

[tallestxiang]

꒦꒷꒦꒷Welcome to my Escape꒷꒦꒷꒦

The place where I share all of my passion projects and the things I truly love~ ♡

Hello there, My name is Xiang! (Not my real name, but my bff named me that in a game lol) I'm a German-American cartoonist who suffers from Epilepsy, Autism and a suspected autoimmune disease. I wish to use the things that should hold me back to inspire me to carry on and share beauty with the world, even if it's hard for me to pick up a pen these days.

Someday, I want to take commissions, though I'm currently trying to replace my drawing tablet, as well as learning more about how commissions work. I am unaware when I will actually start selling.

꒦꒷꒦꒷Interests꒷꒦꒷꒦

• Science I love Zoology (especially entomology), botony and several other studies related to our planet and the universe. I am currently teaching myself as a hobby so I can better understand world building and design creatures of my own who belong to a naturally functioning ecosystem.

• Space and Aliens Although my opinions on space are a bit different from others, it is one of my favorite concepts. While I may not believe that intelligent life can be found outside of our planet, the idea fills me with wonder.

• Music and Instruments I've been studying music since childhood, and am hoping to develop music for videogames in the future, or to professionally sing and play the upright bass.

• Cooking and Baking I've loved cooking and especially baking since I was little, I always wished that someday I could open a bakery or restaurant, though now I don't feel comfortable working a physical job.

• Invader Zim My current hyperfixation is Invader Zim. My dad introduced me to the show when I was around 6 or so, as he was a fan since it was released and I've loved it ever since, although only this year did I really discover the fandom. He and I even have matching Gir shirts from Hot Topic!!!

꒦꒷꒦꒷Blorbos꒷꒦꒷꒦

My main blorbo right now is Dib Membrane, however others are Zim, Tallest Red and Purple, Zim Number 2 and Gir. I somewhat identify with Dib as part of my identity, as I feel that I can relate to him and that if he was real, he would understand me.

꒦꒷꒦꒷Boundaries꒷꒦꒷꒦

Please be aware that if I feel uncomfortable for any reason, I will block you without warning or hesitation. I refuse to interact with anyone who breaks these, or any other boundaries:

• Politics, news and real-world drama I am not a political person, and I refuse to interact with any form of content related to real-world drama. I find that no matter the argument, all sides typically have toxic and disturbing opinions. If you frequently post political content, I will hard block you in favor of my mental health.

• Shipping drama/other fandom-related drama If you refer to yourself with a term like proshipper/antishipper/comshipper/etc., interact with shipping/fandom drama (even if it's for good reason), threaten others or myself with disturbing language over a ship or headcanon, or interact with any form of flame wars or witch hunting, I will not interact with you and will block you if I feel unsafe.

• Disturbing Content I am not put off by sexual or violent art, so long as it is tasteful. That said, if I find content to be disturbing to me in any way, I do not wish to see your content on my feed.

• SH/ED/SA I am sensitive to these topics. I will not interact if you post about these things in favor of my mental health.

• Bigotry, blasphemy and unfair treatment of others I will not tolerate this kind of behavior towards anyone.

꒦꒷꒦꒷Thank You꒷꒦꒷꒦

Thank you for taking the time to read this, and for respecting my personal boundaries. And most importantly, thank you for being yourself!

[palak-sahu]

Dwarka and Ahmedabad Trip - Family Travel form Korba Chhattisgarh

As I packed my bags at my residence in Korba, Chhattisgarh, I felt a thrill within me. This tour was not just a simple vacation; it was a family trip meant to unite relatives from all corners. Our destination was the sacred town of Dwarka and the bustling city of Ahmedabad.

Setting Off from Korba

The day was just breaking when the family embarked on the trip. Loading my bags into the car, I felt emotions of excitement and anticipation. The journey to Bilaspur from Korba was familiar, yet each trip had its own story. Along the highways, we passed green plantations and small-scale farms that dotted the landscape.

In about an hour and a half, we reached Bilaspur, where my relatives from Bhilai joined us. It was like an informal family gathering in the parking lot. After a quick meal together at a nearby hotel, we headed to the railway station to catch our train to Dwarka.

The Train Journey: A Time for Bonding

The train journey was filled with fun and shared stories. The energy within the group was high as we traveled from the territory of Chhattisgarh to Gujarat. Along the way, we spotted beautiful peacocks and wind turbines. The home-cooked Chhattisgarhi dishes we’d brought turned into a communal feast, enhancing the bond between family members.

As evening arrived, I watched the sunset in Gujarat, noting how the sun lingered longer than it would back home. Spending this time with positive, cheerful relatives in beautiful surroundings made the journey unforgettable.

Arriving in Dwarka

After a night on the train, we arrived in Dwarka, greeted by the early morning sunlight on the ancient temples. We checked into our hotel, where my grandparents chose to rest while the rest of us headed to the Dwarkadhish temple. Walking through the throngs of devotees, the temple's intricate sculptures left us all spellbound, and the sense of peace within its walls was overwhelming.

The next day, we visited Bet Dwarka, a small island accessible by ferry. The kids were excited, and we bought real pearls with plans to make earrings for family members. This island, believed to be Lord Krishna's first residence, held great historical significance. We explored its temples and beaches, soaking in the spiritual and natural beauty of the place.

In the afternoons, we wandered through vibrant markets, sampling local crafts and delicious food. I made sure to pack some native dishes, including fish and dried fish, to bring home. In the evenings, we gathered as a family, sharing stories over meals at small dhabas, creating memories over shared plates.

Journey to Ahmedabad and Exploring the City

After a few days in Dwarka, we set out for Ahmedabad, a scenic drive across Gujarat. Upon arrival, we checked into our hotel and set off to explore the city. Our first stop was Sabarmati Ashram, where Mahatma Gandhi lived for many years. Walking through the peaceful surroundings, I felt a renewed sense of respect for the man who had left such a lasting impact on Indian history.

That evening, we visited the bustling night market at Manek Chowk. I found myself drawn to the hot and salty street food, steering clear of the sweet Gujarati flavors that don't quite suit my taste. But dining together under the market's bright lights made the evening perfect.

Cultural Experiences and Wildlife Adventure

The next day, we explored Ahmedabad's architectural and cultural landmarks, including the beautiful Adalaj Stepwell. This Indo-Islamic architectural marvel, with its shaded steps, offered a cool respite from the heat.

Afterward, we went to a water park, where we were surprised to see Raftaar, who was performing at a concert that evening. Meeting him added an unexpected thrill to the day!

The following day, we continued our adventure with a trip to Gir National Park, home to the majestic Asiatic lions. The safari through the park was a thrilling experience as we spotted not only lions but also other wildlife, including deer and exotic birds. The raw beauty of the forest and the excitement of spotting animals up close made it a memorable addition to our trip.

Coming Home

On our journey back to Korba, the car was filled with animated conversations about the trip’s highlights and the question of when we’d have our next family gathering. This trip was about much more than just visiting new places; it was about being with loved ones and creating memories that would stay with us for years.

As I unpacked my bags at home, I felt fulfilled by the laughter and experiences we had shared. This journey from Korba to Dwarka, Ahmedabad, and Gir National Park left me eagerly awaiting our next family adventure, knowing that travel is truly enriched by the company we keep.