#reader x klarion the witch boy

[quadrupleangst]

[omilkandhoneyteao]

i’m like 90% sure i’ve asked u this before, but since valentine’s day is coming up, how do u think klarion would spend it with y/n?

He would buy a bunch of chocolates but oh no! They all magically disappeared?? (His mouth is covered in chocolate-) so he then later steals a whole ass bakery but then ends up eating majority of the desserts and gets a sugar high which ends up with him burning a bunch of buildings in the shape of a heart to show his love 😍😍

(Lex gets real mad cause he accidentally burned a bunch of LexCorp properties)

[eclair-creampuff]

Imagine this exchange with Klarion and Y/N.

⬇️⬇️⬇️

Klarion💬 Hey, Y/N.

Y/N💬 What is it, Klarion?

Klarion💬 I’ve been thinking.

Y/N💬 Yeah?

Klarion💬 Would you like it if I share a kiss with you?

(Y/N gets uncomfortable)

Y/N💬 …. Uhh… Thanks, but I’m not ready for that kind of relationship.

Klarion💬 Huh? What are you talking about?

Teekl💬 Meow!

Klarion💬 What? No! Gross! Not that kind of kiss!

(Klarion takes out some Hershey’s Kisses)

Klarion💬 These kisses.

Y/N💬 Oh…

You can tell I got lazy at the end, anyways this is super funny I like it

[goattrucksss]

Redraw of this because i realized i made Waller too skinny in the first drawing,im very sorry

[lazypanartist]

Got inspiration from @cherry-aqua-blossom 's post, had to write something small rq

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"He can't even work a toaster!! Why would you get him a speaker?"

Cameron shrugged, the newest Onslaught member's query barely audible over the music now blasting throughout the base.

"I thought it'd be funny, since he's always trying to work your phone for music."

"Yeah, and he stole it! To pair with the speaker!"

The song changed suddenly, Klarion yelling a short "Dang it!" that was quickly drowned out again.

You glanced towards Cameron, glaring, to which he only shrugged.

"Sorry."

[krisyona1994]

I have a few prompt fic ideas for Klarion x Witch!Reader. Here's one. (If anyone wants to add on to this and use it, please tag me. I'd love to read them.)

Reader is able to dimension hope, and adapt to the dimention they land in. I see them coming to the DC universe on the hunt for an underling/someone in their circle. Not to really stop them, unless it's needed, just see why they came here.

They are a chaos Magic user with a black cat. Called Pumpkin. I see it with a burnt orange pumpkin shaped tag.

Their chaos magic is different from Klarion and Child's, because they aren't from this universe. "Different universe, different rules" they'd say.

(They don't need a familiar for a physical form, it's just something as a companion. Like a support animal. )

Not all of them live full immortal lives either. Reader can live without aging, but they can die like any human. They chose to have reincarnation, to remember the other lives, and take on the original form again. 

I feel both Klarion and reader might find the other interesting at first, because they feel the similar magic they have.

Laid back and neutral, doesn't enjoy the same type of chaos as Klarion. They are just as sassy as the witch boy. They pull pranks or switch things around to be weird, but not harm people. They might like to play with Klarion a bit, by pulling small pranks on him or around him.

They have a more mature personality and not easily emotional, showing that they have been around a while. Maybe getting along with Dr. Fate because of this.

[selfshipsaga]

for a long time i've been thinking about writing a multichapter klarion fic where he and the reader were best friends, but something happened to the reader and they are now living a different life with no memory of what happened before, so klarion has to become best friends with them again. it would be set during fall, mostly october, with very wholesome halloween vibes.

[ranchjustranch]

hi im gonna make everyones day angsty so heres a klarion and his partner fanfic idea

imagine him outliving his partner that he ends up forgetting about them, teekl or anyone else tries to make him remember but it doesn't ring a bell

well since ofc he has bad memories

[gulnarsultan]

Klarion x batsis wife reader. How is your relationship now as married? Would you like to have children or not? ( Headcanons)

Soon after the Reader and Klarion are married, they will want children. Klarion is very happy and proud when the reader becomes pregnant. During pregnancy, Klarion is overprotective. Klarion will do the housework using his magic. Klarion will commit fewer crimes. In fact, the reader will cause him to move away from committing crimes. He doesn't want the reader to be Batsis. He will follow it so that the reader is not harmed. The Reader will protect him with his powers while on duty. Klarion is not happy when Batfamily guests arrive. Klarion never forgets special occasions. He will make surprises and gifts to the reader. Klarion tries to be a good father to his children.

[gib-vinegar]

Hiiii I am having a huge klarion brain rott and I was thinking about klarion with a trad goth reader like sure they don't exactly dress the same but are similar in some ways with the black and the white pilgrim-ish look but they still get compared alot sincethey are both magic users. Klarion doesn't know nor like the fact that they were 5 inch platforms and made them way taller than him and absolutely loves siouxsie sioux, thanks 🙏

Klarion: My horns count for my height!! (Y/n): I don't think that's how it works, but whatever you say dear ^u^ Klarion: ... So can I have a piggyback ride-- Then he finds out about their true height and he's salty for the rest of the day LOL (He still loves them tho)

[encantadiafan12]

Muzan Kibutsuji x Lord of Chaos! Female! Reader

The Lady of Chaos

Warnings: Torture, Gore, and Attempted murder.

(A/N: One-sided on Muzan’s side.)

Two floating red Crystal came down to Earth going near to a nearby skyscraper in Metropolis and of course not until sending a wave of red energy. Afterwards the two separated one to a museum of Metropolis and the other to mine. The second crystal thing then came to the mine coming across an Adamant or diamond to which she molded using a beam of red energy transforming it into a diamond-adamant wolf. When it makes contact. The crystal then took the form of human girl of 18 years old. She wears a school uniform not without a fire emblem on collar of her blazer, she has pale skin, black hair, and red eyes.

“Hello, I would like to express my appreciation. Thank you for being my anchor in the mortal plane.” she says before patting the wolf on it's head as it howl. “I shall call you Ares.” the girl says before she then gets out of the cave with the diamond-adamant wolf following behind her. The black-haired girl then raises her hand before snapping her fingers. Before it then sends to her different world, a world so different than the dimension she, the other Lords of Chaos, and Lords of Order to maintain the balance within the universe.

She then appears in another world in the streets she believe in one country with the diamond-adamant wolf (who was her familiar) was following behind her.

The thing then looks at her before drool comes out of it's mouth. “Another human. My day would just get even more better.” it spoke before it then proceeds to attack her. However, the diamond-adamant wolf immediately caught with his jaw. The female Lord of Chaos then looks at her familiar. “Ares, eradicate this mortal.” she commands as she watches as the diamond-adamant wolf then tramples of on the monster before it starts screaming before Ares then puts an end to it's life. The female Lord of Chaos then looks around the house not until she founds a mirror. She then looks at herself. When she saw the form she's in, she giggles. “I like this form.” She says before she noticing something. “Y/n....” she mutters which is the on the letters written on the table. She then smiles she seems to like the name. “I like it. I'll call myself; Y/n.” she then says as her familiar let out a howl at that.

Meanwhile...

A man with sickly pale skin, he has coal black hair, he wears western clothing, a fadora hat, and his eyes were plum red. This man is Muzan Kibutsuji; the Demon King. He then hears a howl of a wolf from far away. This is odd he doesn't remember hearing wolves around.

He then follows where the sound leads to. Muzan found himself on a temple right outside was a woman the age of 18 right next to her was a wolf that seem to be made out of crystals. The woman then turns around to face him. “My, my I didn't expect that someone has come around to know what happened.” she says in a fake curious tone.

The Demon King could tell she's not Japanese as she was wearing Western clothing and a fire emblem on the collar her blazer with a red diamond on the center. However, Muzan could tell she's a regular human but what he didn't know that this girl is neither human or demon. Something fundamental as looks can be deceiving.

The woman in front of him then made an eye contact with him. Her eyes were red which is unusual from a human. The Demon King was about to approach as she seems to be foolish on being alone. However, she knew what he was about to do before she then chuckles. She then snaps her fingers and he then stabbed him by when she traps him in a trunk of tree. The fake smile she had on her face then turn into a sinister one.

Muzan then notices something off about this woman. She doesn't smell like neither human and demon. She's something much more. Y/n then looks at her familiar. “Ares, eradicate this mortal accordingly.” she then commands. The Demon King then notices something. Did she just call him mortal? The Demon King immediately free himself and attack the woman with his might. Muzan grab the woman's neck and lift her from the ground. “Mortal, you say?” He coldly says before showing his true nature. “Yo-You?” Y/n says with a hint of excitement into her voice.

The female Lord of Chaos then raises her hand before snapping her fingers as she vanished from where she was making Muzan surprise. The wolf then tramples on him he tries to get out but it seems too strong. The woman then appears right next to her familiar. “My, my how interesting. You're quite similar to someone I have known.” she then says as she places her hand under her chin looking rather curious. Y/n pretty much refers to Vandal Savage who have been living for 12 millennia or so.

“Well, almost.” She says before she then raises her hand as bright energy was already around it as that made the Demon King surprise. She then fires a spell on him causing him to grunt and scream. Y/n let's out a sinister smile enjoying the pain she's inflicting. Her familiar already jumped off him when she starts torturing Muzan. The Demon King then looks at her, when he did she has a sinister smile on her face as she continues to torture him. This never happened to him before. Him the King of Demons was tortured by a being that is neither human or demon? Why him?!

After a few more moments she then stop. Y/n watch as Muzan was trying to steady his breathing. She then remembers on how Klarion spent 300 days and 300 nights on killing Vandal Savage in 300 different ways the past millennia which intrigued him. The Demon King then looks at her. “Wh-what are you?” he stutters out as the woman in front of him then smirk before she then approaches him. Y/n kneels down in front of him before she then grab his chin. “If you want to know. Then you'll have your answer. I am a being that had long exist ever since the universe was created.” she tells him as Muzan look at her in shock.

Muzan gave her a confused look making the female Lord of Chaos chuckle darkly. “How pathetic...” She says in an amusing way. “Who are you?” The Demon King asks again. Y/n then smirks. “Ever since coming around here. I do not have an appropriate name but I already do. I call myself; Y/n.” she introduces herself to Muzan.

The Demon King really chose the wrong target as he finds himself at the mercy of this being in front of him. The woman was about to do something before she then hears something in her head. ‘Let’s proceed with our plan, sister.’ a female voice says as that made Y/n widen her eyes slightly in shock but before it then shifts back to her sinister smile. She then stood up before making her way to join her familiar. The female Lord of Chaos then looks at Muzan one more time before she then smirks as she then snaps her fingers. When she did, she and the wolf disappear in a bright red energy.

Meanwhile back in the dimension where Y/n came from....

She and Ares then appears in some kind of wooded area. Y/n notices someone else a blonde-haired girl but she immediately recognize her. They both look at one another. The black-haired girl then snaps her fingers creating dimensional riffs to the world she stumbled upon but it was rather something different.

In the Dimension of Demon Slayer...

The Demon Slayers were currently in the Infinity Fortress to have a final battle with the Twelve Kizuki. However they along with the Demons sense something as riffs then opens. One of the Demon Slayer's widen her eyes. This woman is actually not from this dimension as her eyes widen at the place. “Roanoke Island.” she mutters under her breath while watching what's going on. This woman is none other Alice Blood; the Reincarnation of Jason Blood and Morgan Le Fay’s eldest daughter. What she didn't know everyone else is watching as things unfold in the other riffs.

The black-haired woman then creates a magical ritual circle with her magic. Y/n then turns to look at Child. “Proceed sister.” she says as the blonde-haired girl nod. Child then approaches her familiar whom she called Flaw. “If you would obliged me....” She says as the crystal like being kneels in front of her before she then flicks it's forehead sending a signal to another Chaos Lord who disappointed them and the other Chaos Lords.

Moments later....

A boy or what appears to be a teenage boy appear moments later holding a cat as he narrows his eyes at the two females as they gave him sinister smile. He hair style what resemble to be horns, pale skin, wears a black suit but the cuffs of his sleeves were red with a red diamond on both sides, and he has black eyes. Alice then widens her eyes. “K-Klarion?!!” she says in surprised. No wonder why the aura coming from the two is so similar to the Witch boy's. They were both Chaos Lords. One Chaos Lord is bad enough but adding two more to the mix is complete disaster.

“I know why you're here and it's so not necessary.” Klarion starts. “Were here because you have made our presence... necessary.” Y/n then informs emphasizing the word “necessary”. The witch boy scoff at that. “Please! You think the oppositions new arrangements can shift the balance of power down here, but we go through all these ups and downs all the time. I don't need back up, I don't need you two, or your two sparkles over there.” Klarion says but to some Demon Slayers and Demons who are watching everything through the riffs could see it's not the case.

“You’re confused. We're not here to help you.” Child starts allowing Y/n finish. “We’re here to replace you.” she says as that made Klarion look surprise. “What?” he mutters. “Right after we de-corporealize you.” The black-haired Lord of Chaos then says as that made the witch boy even more surprise. “Ending your existence in the Mortal Plane forever.” The blonde-haired girl then finishes. “What?!!” Klarion says even louder. While the Demon Slayers and the Demons in the Infinity Fortress were shock about what they are hearing. In fact, the Demon King was shock as well.

To Alice she doesn't want to deal with two Chaos Lords as Klarion is already worse enough when she was back in her dimension. “It’s not just the latest thing of course. That's simply the last straw.” Y/n says allowing Child to finish her sentence. “It’s the way you spent the past dozen millennia or so.” she then says as both her and the other Lord of Chaos then narrow their eyes. “Acting as lapdog to the Savage.” they both say at the same time. Everyone in the Infinity Fortress were confused on what they meant but the Daughter of Jason Blood knew. The Witch boy then narrows his eyes in denial. “I’m not anyone's lapdog. We're partners.” he says as that made the blonde-haired girl then tilts her head. “Are you though? Are you really?” she asks as if she doesn't believe him. “It seems to us you do his bidding. Despite the fact his clearly stated long term goal is to bring the entire galaxy under his sole rule.” Y/n then continues the explanation. “He’s all but a Lord of Order, himself.” the two females says at the same time.

Those in the Infinity Fortress were surprise. This Vandal Savage wants rule the entire galaxy while Alice is not surprise as she had faced against Savage and his faction; mainly the Light. Of course, Muzan was surprise about this as well.

Klarion starts to reason out. “But look what we've done together. I made a whole world without grownups, I made a Project Rutabaga of Flesh monsters that was really gross. Oh, and there's that whole Earth-17 fiasco.” he then says but only when his familiar and of course Anchor correct him. “Success. They knew I meant success.” he then says. Jason Blood’s only daughter than shudder at the things the Witch boy did as he gave her and her friends a very hard time. The others seem to not like about having a world without grownups could you imagine that? They were all snap out of their thoughts when Child spoke. “No, I think fiasco is the appropriate term. In fact, your entire tenure on Earth has been quite the fiasco.” she then says making Klarion frown. Y/n then raises her hand. “That ends now.” She finishes the sentence before firing bright red fire. However Klarion managed to dodge it.

Moments later someone came around the others were so glued to the fight between the Klarion and 2 of his fellow Chaos Lords to even notice. Alice then notices Zatana Zatara one of her close friends. “Zatana?” she then mutters. “Die you pathetic knock off!!!” the Witch boy says before firing a bright red blast but only to be block by Flaw and Ares. “We are rubber in your goop.” The blonde-haired girl then says in a sing song-tone.

Right after dodging the attack the two females fires a blast against Klarion only for him to put up a barrier but it wasn't strong enough to block the attack of the two. “How are you two so powerful?” he asks as that made the two female Chaos Lords amused. “Brother...” Child starts as both hers and the black-haired girl’s familiar move to the side. “Isn’t it obvious? We're powerful because we are not fighting with our powers alone.” She then adds. “You’re not facing 2 Chaos Lords.” Y/n then adds as both her and the blonde-haired girl then smirk. “We have all the Chaos Lords in our corner.” The two females says at the same time. “And together we'll banish you to ushering a new age of chaos in this world.” They both say before they then proceed to deliver another blast towards the Witch boy.

Klarion then teleports away creating a portal saying something that the others couldn't understand. The daughter of Jason Blood then notice that the blast are about to hit her friend. She then creates a portal back to her home dimension before creating her own riffs as they can't enter the ones that Y/n created. Alice then enters the portal as the other Demon Slayers mainly the remaining Hashira, the Twelve Kizuki, Yushiro, and Muzan go right through. The magic user was able to get to get friend in time.

Before Zatana could say anything the blast was to make their way towards them. They both said a spell which not only creates a barrier around them but also moves the blast so it wouldn't hit any of them.

The Daughter of Jason Blood then looks at her friend. “Zatana, are you okay? And what are you doing here?” she then asks on why one of her close friends is here in Roanoke Island. The female sorceress then sighs as the Demon Slayers and the Demons along with Muzan look at her confused as well. “Someone sent me here that why I see is not as it was.” she then reveals as that made Alice frown on who sent her here. “I wouldn't be surprise that if it's Stranger anyway. Who is a close acquaintance to my father; Jason Blood.” she then says as Tanjiro looks confused.

However, the daughter of Jason Blood then narrows her eyes. “You know, I wouldn't say anything else because somebody is going to use it against us later.” she says referring to the Demons. Alice does have a feeling her father would come around as Etrigan the Demon; a devil demon of hell who is stuck to him.

They then diverted their attention to back the fight. After firing two blasts Klarion appear through a portal making the two girls surprise as they both scream as the Witch boy cut them in half. Seeing that some of them want to vomit at what they just saw. The Demon King was even more shock. “*laughs* Got you two.” Klarion says but he along with the others then watch as the bodies of both halves of the two female Chaos Lords then remerge. The two then look at the Witch boy. “Was our scream convincing? We try to put what the mortals call them into it.” Y/n then says in amused tone. Klarion growls in frustration. “No, I wasn't fool for a second,” he then looks at his cat. “Was I Teekl?” he asks his familiar before he meowed. “Who asked you!!” The Witch boy yells out. Child then raises her hand before she then snaps her fingers as the flames around them then combined. To Alice and Zatana they knew this spell it was particularly fire serpents. The flames then merge turning into a serpent. “Not fair...” Klarion then mutters before the flaming entity devour him as both the female Chaos Lords watch feeling satisfied.

The Demon Slayers, the Demons, and of course Muzan look horrified. So this is the power of these three?

Timeskip....

It was during the final confrontation with the two female Chaos Lords. The others (Demon Slayers, Demons, Muzan, Yushiro, Zatana, and her students) along with Klarion and Dr. Fate fought against the two Chaos Lords however the two seem to weaken quite a bit after they lost support from the other Chaos Lords. The Demon King was staring at Y/n throughout the fight as they fought against one another. Even though, she nearly try to kill him months prior and in her case was hours ago. He had to admit she was very powerful, but at the same time beautiful for a being who existed during the very beginning of the universe although the diamond-adamant wolf she has as a familiar was keeping her on the mortal plane.

One of Zatana’s student is about to attack Y/n. The Demon King ran his way towards her and took the hit surprising everyone. The female Chaos Lord is shock as well. She then approaches Muzan who pretty much she didn't notice in his combat form as they both made an eye contact with one another. “I never expect that coming from a mortal like you.” she then says.

The remaining Upper Moons were surprised. Their master protected a Chaos Lord but the Demon King doesn't care if anyone is watching them. Muzan had fallen in love with Y/n, but knowing her she would think of him as foolish.

The fight then continue however the two female Chaos Lords ended up getting blind by their arrogance that someone is able to figure out the weakness of their Anchors. Traci, one of Zatana’s student fire to spells which not only hit the two familiars of the Y/n and Child. It also destroyed them as a result the two glow bright red and turn to their original form as a crystal. The Demon King was horrified to see the woman he fallen in love with him return back to where she came from. Muzan then grabs the adamant that was used for Ares as he looks at it.

The Demon King then realizes that he won't be able to see her again as her anchor was the only thing that was keeping her to the Mortal Plane. Of course, she won't be able to know what he felt.

[omilkandhoneyteao]

Klarion the type of person to drop something and kick it under the couch

He doesn’t understand that you’re only supposed to do that with ice so he ends up kicking every thing he sees and it isn’t discovered til a weird smell starts coming up that he kicked a whole rotisserie chicken under the couch (he got it for teekl but he got mad at her for reasons unknown so he kicked that shit)

[percedal-writes4u]

It's time fooor,,,

Stupidly specific fanfiction I want written.

A negan with an immune reader ( preferably platonic ) and it's kinda just last of us

A klarion x reader where the reader is a meta human who is like uta ( from one piece )

Icicle jr with a s/o who has the exact same abilities as him just fire ( super cliche but still )

The exact same thing as number one but with daryl and a immune reader just yeah (I like the immunity concept in most zombie movies even tho in twd there like isn't)

Harvey dent with an apprentice ( I wish to be adopted )

Another klarion x reader who is next in line to become dr fate and yk angst time

A we happy few fic (I'll take anything)

That's like it

[goattrucksss]

Child being a menace to Klarion's dignity part.2

[76lonelyspoons]

HELLA IMPORTANT QUESTION??????

Would y'all send shit if I started a blog solely dedicated to writing for Seven Soldiers Klarion? No hate to YJ Klarion I'm just biased.

I could write for other DC characters, but I would mainly focus on SS!Klair cause there isn't a whole lotta content for him

Can't say I would be super good at it, but everyone's gotta start somewhere lol

But yeah please comment and lmk that would be slay ok luv u bye

[jiabeewrites]

He'll Never Be Prince Charming (2/?)

(aesthetic by @aesthetics-and-fuckery, yeah, that's me. do NOT steal this!)

Harry Potter/Wizarding World x DC

Pairing: Klarion Bleak x Fem!Reader, Lilith Bleak (OC) x Fem!Reader

CW: romance, past breakups, use of she/her, language, shitty attempt at angst, author attempted to not use y/n and i think i succeeded but who knows, klarion & lilith are being lil bitches who doesn't know how to romance, playing with feelings, wizarding relations are really weird, toxic relationships probably, pining, i think that's it but if there's more tell me!

Summary: Reader is an exchange student. She's a witch, but not the kind that hogwarts is used to. She uses pentagrams and incantations instead of wands and spells. She uses poisons and candles rather than potions and charms. She practices moonlit summonings instead of defense against the dark arts. So what happens when not one, but two lords of chaos appear in the middle of the great hall, both claiming to be her lover? (this is part two of a multi-part series, so look out for a pt 3!)

SONG: Devil Doesn't Bargain by Alec Benjamin

A/N: I'm sorry if I offended anyone! I just tried to portray traditional-ish(?) witchcraft in the way that I've kinda seen it portrayed in fiction. Please don't take this seriously, this is a work of fiction and isn't meant to portray witchcraft seriously.

HOW TO READ: Each set of lyrics is kinda like a divider! each section of words/blurb between the lyrics are their own moment, and this particular piece has multiple little moments. Definitely timeskips. You can find more stories like this one by looking under the tag #ryn writes songfics

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Previously...

"Klarion and Lilith Bleak get your asses down here right now!"

The two stopped arguing and grinned. With a pop they appeared in front of her, smiling like kids in a candy shop. One had a lovesick expression, the other had a flirtatious smirk.

"Hello, love."

I'm not one to lecture Talk down to a friend I don't mean to pressure Mean to condescend

She rolled her eyes.

"What are you doing here?" She asked, frowing.

"We're here to settle a little...disagreement of sorts between us." The female, Lilith, stretched her mouth into a cheshire cat smile.

"Oh really? And what is this disagreement?"

"Your heart, my love," the male, Klarion, replied.

She facepalmed. Noodle hissed at them both. The cat, Teekl, and the Raven, Deirdre, hissed right back. That was when the teachers *cough*umbitch*cough* decided to butt in.

"What is the meaning of this?!" Umbridge shrieked.

"This? Well, 'this' is used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced. It can also be used to refer to a specific thing or situation just mentioned," Lilith said, cackling.

Klarion just rolled his eyes.

"Nobody likes a smart assault, Lily."

She sighed.

"It's smart-ass, Witch Boy."

"Whatever you say, my love." Lilith glared at her twin.

"Who said she's yours?"

"ENOUGH!" Umbridge screeched. "Who are you and why have you tresspassed onto these grounds?!"

The duo glared at Umbridge.

"You don't know us? How rude," Klarion said.

"Yeah, you'd think a magic user would know us," Lilith added. "Even if it's baby magic."

She pinched the bridge of her nose.

"Professor, this is Klarion the Witch Boy and Lilith the Witch Girl."

"Lords of Chaos, at your disservice!" The two said in unison. Umbridge's nostrils flared.

"I demand you get off this property at once!"

"Uh uh uh! We still need to settle our agreement!" Klarion exclaimed.

"Yeah!" Lilith turned her attention towards her. "So? Which of us do you love? Klari or me?"

"It's obviously me," Klarion said, scoffing at his twin's attempts.

"Puh-LEASE, you have zero game."

"Excuse you?!" He glared at his sister.

"Klarion, Lilith-" She pursed her lips at the chaotic twins. Umbridge decided she had had enough.

"So you're the cause of this!" Umbridge exclaimed triumphantly.

"Wha-You think I can control two people who are literally the embodiments of chaos?" She turned her attention to Lilith and Klarion. "Look, the two of you better get out of here."

"Wha-" Klarion cut his twin off.

"Do you want her to get into more trouble, Lily?" The female huffed and the two (along with their familiars) disappeared in a burst of red dust.

And the whole school was staring at the red-faced witch.

But I just want what's best for You in the end I know you don't want to let go

"So who are they?"

The whole school seemed to want to know the answer to that question.

Klarion and Lilith Bleak were twins. A chaotic duo, spreading destruction and mischief wherever they went. At times, they seemed like complete opposites. Lilith was the more mature one out of the two, sarcastic and flirtatous. Klarion was childish and disruptive, constantly bothering everybody he met. But when the two decided to cause trouble together, they showed the world exactly why they were twins.

Klarion "worked" for the Light, an organization that constantly plagued the JLA and the covert team. Since she dabbled in almost every corner of witchcraft, she met with the junior league on a normal basis to fix their magical maladies. Lilith, however, preferred to stay untethered to anything, wreaking havoc on either side depending on who she felt like helping.

"They're lords of chaos. Both have been around since the beginning of time and both are eternally confusing. But I can't exactly get rid of them, since they're immortal and a lot more powerful than I am," she finished.

"Was that cat and that raven their familiars?" Hermione asked.

"Yeah."

Harry grinned at her.

"So two of the most chaotic, powerful magic beings in the universe have a crush on you."

She groaned.

"Shut up, Potter."

A group of girls passed them, and shot her terrified looks.

"The whole school thinks you summon demons on a normal basis," Ron said.

"I mean, I've done it before but I'd never summon those two. I see enough of them as it is." The trio laughed, and they pushed open the door to potions.

And just like before I can see that you're sure You can change him but I know you won't

"Hey! Demon-girl!"

She groaned at the nickname and turned around in her seat.

"The hell do you want?" She grumbled.

"What was that in the Great Hall? Did you summon them?" He asked. She just scoffed in response.

"Trust me, I would never summon those two."

A malevolent purple mist appeared next to her. It cleared to reveal the same girl from the Hall.

"Never? I think never's a bit too long, sweetheart."

Lilith Bleak had infiltrated Hogwarts. Again.

She sighed.

"What do you want, demon?" Lilith frowned.

"Demon? You and I know full well I'm way more powerful than just a pitiful demon," she scoffed.

She sighed.

"Whatever, but Lilith, you need to leave." The lord of chaos pouted at this.

"Leave? But I just got here!"

"Do you want me to get into trouble?" Lilith huffed.

"Fine, I'll leave. But I'm leaving Deirdre with you."

Her eyes widened.

"Lilith...what if you get attacked and she's not with you?"

She regretted saying that as soon as a smirk appeared on the other woman's face.

"Aww, looks like somebody does care!"

She rolled her eyes, then shooed her away.

"Go perish."

"Anything for you, sweetheart!"

And she vanished in a puff of purple smoke.

She faced forward, only for Professor Snape to glare at her.

"Detention."

"What? But it's not even my fault! They just appear and I can't do anything about it!"

He frowned, but turned back to the board.

"If they disrupt the class again I will have to give you detention and take away house points. No matter whose fault it is."

She groaned. Deirdre cawed out a laugh.

"Oh shut up you stupid bird."

The devil doesn't bargain He'll only break your heart again It isn't worth it, darling He's never gonna change

The same blond boy sat next to her during Transfiguration.

"You never answered my question"

She raised an eyebrow.

"Why do you want to know?" He shrugged.

"I'm just curious."

"They're lords of chaos. Uncontrollable, destructive chaos. Over a trillion years old and freakishly annoying."

He scoffed.

"I've never heard of such a thing."

"That's 'cause you people practice baby magic."

"Baby magic?" He asked incredulously. She nodded.

"Real witches don't need wands or spells. Incantations work better and summoning demons or fae are superior to wandwork."

"So you do summon demons," he sneered.

"They're not all evil, if that's what you think." He just sent her a dark look and moved to another seat. Harry took his place.

"Malfoy bothering you?" She shook her head.

"Nah. Just being a nosy prick."

Deirdre cawed loudly, and she rolled her eyes.

"Go away, you lousy bird." The raven looked at her with utter contempt, and vanished with a poof of lavender smoke.

He'll never be Prince Charming He'll only do you harm again I don't mean to meddle But the devil doesn't settle

Elsewhere...

"Wha-Deirdre!" Lilith glared at her familiar. "You were supposed to look after her!"

The raven just cawed in response.

What am I, your servant?

"No, but you should be looking out for her anyway."

Creepy laughter echoed throughout the room.

"Ugh! Go away, Klair!"

The male witch laughed.

"She liked you, y'know." Lilith whirled around.

"What?!"

"Yeah. A couple years ago. When you hated the Justice Babies because they killed Amaranth." Lilith smiled.

"Ha! I told you she-"

"Liked, Lily. Past tense. Her feelings are gone now." Klarion grinned while his twin looked enraged. "She won't love you again."

No, the devil doesn't bargain