#reader ask meme

[kimium]

A4, A8, C3, and C7! For the Ask a Reader meme!

(From this ask HERE)

Thanks for the ask, Shreedle! I love what you picked! Let's get started!

A4: What is your AO3/FFN username? Has it always been that?

I honestly cannot remember my FFN username. I had one, that's all I can remember. What I can tell you is it wasn't Kimium because I had my FFN account before high school.

A8: What was your first fandom? Are you still in that fandom now?

My first fandom is a tie between Sailor Moon and Pokémon. The first fandom I read fanfiction for was a tie between Inu Yasha and Yu Yu Hakusho. I'd say I'm still in the fandom for Sailor Moon, Pokémon, and YYH, but at varying levels. Sadly, I wouldn't consider myself in the Inu Yasha fandom currently.

C3: Is there anything that makes you nope out of a story? What is it?

I have to list these by novel and fanfiction as they're separate categories.

For a novel what makes me nope out of one so fast is when there is the following:

-A female protagonist who is "not like" the other girls or is a "rebel" or is an "outcast" or is "fighting the system". Sorry, but that's so overdone and boring majority of the time because no one wants to reinvent the story tropes.

-There is a Mysterious, Hot, Male who just Happens to Come into her Life. Sadly majority of the time they play this trope straight and make him the main love interest.

-When romance movies have the main male do things that are 100% illegal/stalker-like/creepy and play them as "cute" and "romantic".

-Too much world building/power systems. Look, I love world building and power systems as much as the next person. I am a shonen anime fan. However, when books have intense glossaries or too many maps in the front before I even begin to read, I'm checking out.

-To side note off this point when there are legitimate family trees in the beginning of the story and notes about who is who in the family I also check out so fast it hurts. Not saying I haven't read stories with those before (see Clytemnestra which I read about a month ago and enjoyed) but sometimes it's too much.

Fanfiction

-NOT SEPARATING YOUR DIALOGUE INTO PARAGRAPHS WILL MAKE ME BACK OUT OF YOUR FIC SO FAST.

-Too much "telling" and not enough "showing". I don't need explanations for everything. You can describe it too.

-Not keeping to the same perspective in a clear, concise manner. I don't mind POV shifts but you cannot do that between paragraphs between characters with no indicators. That's so confusing.

-Writing in first person perspective. I'm sorry... for fanfiction it doesn't work for me.

-Self-inserts/a lot of OCs/Characterxreader: I am not knocking people who like that in their stories, but for me it's not my thing.

C7: Who is your NOTP?

I dislike Gojo/Utahime from JJK so much. It's not even because I'm a big Satosugu shipper. It's because they've barely interacted in the series proper and when they do it's clear Utahime cannot stand Gojo. When people ship them all I can think of is that horrible, horrible romance trope cliché of "She hates him... but secretly loves him" or "they start disliking one another but then FALL IN LOVE". I cannot stand those tropes.

If those two had more scenes/interactions beyond surface level stuff then perhaps I'd buy a bit more into it as an idea, but for now I refuse to even entertain it.

[ozzgin]

Since this was mentioned a lot on my last post: shy, submissive monster with a dominant, assertive human.

[More monster doodles]

[imsofreakingtired]

You: YOU ALMOST DIED! AGAIN!

You: I'M AT A LOSS FOR WORDS!

Sevika, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, my wife proceeded to yell at me for half an hour.

Sevika: It was kind of hot.

[trashytracktales]

i love that we’re sharing canon stuff so I HAVE MINE. 🤝🏻

lando and reader with a spine tattoo. he will OWN doggy. and he will make you LOVE doggy.

he will make his own priority and aim in life to worship that and be obsessed with it because he’s in complete adoration

High-key shaking in my boots at this one, folks.

First, the type of spine tattoo Lando would be obsessed with: I feel like he’d go crazy for something minimal yet intricate. Based on his helmet designs, maybe something geometric and symmetrical, clean lines that match his love for sleek aesthetics, you know? Something understated but unforgettable. The type that makes him double take every time you turn your back on him. SCREAMING

Now, let me say this louder for the people in the back: 🗣 Lando already owns doggy. It's one of his go-to positions, especially when he just needs to let off steam. This man is not just participating; he’s optimizing. CRYING He also has a technique, and the way I picture it? AW LORDY One knee firmly planted on the mattress while the other knee is up, foot is grounded to give him stability and leverage to grip you just right. It’s the kind of setup that gives him just enough control to hit exactly where he knows will make you lose your mind. THROWING UP And the way he’d alternate between slow, teasing strokes and deep, mind-melting thrusts? GOODBYE

Then, to feel him leaning forward to kiss or bite his way down the length of it, whispering something like, “My favorite view,” or “You have no idea how much this drives me insane.” I WILL SOON COMBUST

Finally, imagine how this man would most likely end up like Pavlov’s dog whenever he catches even a glimpse of that tattoo. Trained to react instantly, he wouldn’t even need full context LMAO. You could be walking past him in a tank top, and the second that tattoo peeks out, it’s game over.

Me, sitting down to touch grass immediately.

Related post.

⤿ You can read INKED, based on this ask.

[sunrotdropbrain]

[tra1nchi]

Bottom!mreader who's sick!! :(( but then his boyfriend comes and helps him <33 when reader has to drink some yucky medicine and makes just the cutest face with tears threatening to fall, bf gets a lil too hard <33

Do this if u want, no stress I just rlly like the trope :)))

MINORS DNI!! Bttm male reader,,Crying,,Bj,,Dubc0n(? Reader is delusional/feverish)

He was trying to be nice!! He really was!! Taking care of his vulnerable boyfriend was a must for him,, But it isn't his fault how cute you are,,how your adorable, dazed, little eyes look up at him,,so kitten like,,

You'd cling onto him,,using him as a comfort toy and he couldn't help himself but get hard by it,,you were just rubbing up against his lap in the right ways,,it wasn't his fault,,

It was probably his favourite time while you were sick,,the time to take your medicine,,he was sat infront of you,,gently cooing as he brushed your sweaty hair out of your face,, "It's alright sweetheart, you're doing so well."

You leant into his touch and he could feel himself almsot explode!! Moving the syringe to your mouth to gently squirt the medicine in,,turning to pick up a cloth to wipe any that may have fallen down only to turn to seeing you making such a lewd face,,

Your eyes were squeezed shut,,tears pricking at the corner of them,,your face flushed and sweaty and the medicine just had to be white,,His eyes widened at how lewd it was,,he had to be your caretaker!! Not imagining that you were making that face because he came on your face :(

Biting his lip as he stood up ,feeling his erection growing obvious in his jeans,,he sighed about to turn to finish himself off in the bathroom,, he'd rather not exert your body more then he already has

That was until he felt your hand on his shirt,,facing you with a worried expression only to see you had your own problem in your pajamas "oh baby..we can't do that.." He mutters but his hands were already unzipping his zip!!

Groaning as he felt your lips wrap around his tip,,his didnt care if it would hurt your throat even more as he grinds his hips against your face,, forcing you to take him even deeper!! Your eyes were the cutest flushed with tears!!

He's sure his cum would soothe it anyway,,he's already close from how your tongue swirls so eagerly around his cock!! "Good boy..that's it.." He groans out,,gripping down tightly into your damp hair,,riding out his orgasm with his mouth!!

[koiiiji]

why nobody talks about how goo kim is SO meme cat coded???

[poisoned-fruit-prose]

Can I request “…to gain something” with Silco? If you are not inspired by him, feel free to choose any other character you want!!

Don't worry Anon, I am plenty inspired by Silco. We love a big nose and a big attitude here.

Silco sat swathed in the green of his office. He used that term loosely—it tended to be more of a stage than a place where he got any work done. And with Jinx constantly hanging in the rafters, providing comedic relief after tense exchanges that could only be compared to that of a court jester, the feeling was only expounded. The thought made Silco raise a hand to his face to rub his temples. He had the entirety of the undercity pinned beneath him, yet his own office was nothing more than a circus.

A knock, gentle and almost inaudible. He sighed under his breath, put up his walls, and called for his visitor to come in.

The moment you stepped through the door, those walls came crashing down again. He almost looked relieved—almost—at your interruption. He returned to rubbing his face.

“Not feeling well?” you asked as you sauntered to him, rounded his desk, sat atop it and all his important papers. You knew you were his priority.

“Something like that,” he muttered, his hand moving to rest comfortingly on your thigh.

“I can make it all better,” you purred.

“Not tonight, dear.”

You frowned, genuinely, knowing that he must truly be bothered to turn you down. You reached over and took his cheek in your hand, gently turning his gaze to you.

“What’s the matter?” you nearly whispered.

“Things you shouldn’t have to worry about.”

“I worry about them if it does this to you.”

“My troubles do nothing to me.” His voice had a familiar, sharp edge that cleaved an end into the conversation. You pulled your hand away, hurt, and Silco rubbed his face. “What are you here for?”

Truthfully, you had just wanted to see him. But clearly he wasn’t in the mood.

“Shimmer,” you lied.

“I told you to stop using it. It’ll kill you.”

“That’s rich, coming from you.”

Bang!

Silco slammed his fist atop his desk, his other still covering his eyes but not the scowl scrawled over his lips. An uncomfortable silence settled over the both of you.

“…If I come in here to see you, you get upset. If I come in here not to see you, you also get upset. I forget I’m nothing more than one of your fucking lackeys sometimes.”

You slid off the desk, fully intentioned to leave, but you were stopped by Silco’s hands reaching out and grabbing your waist to stop you. You glared over your shoulder at him.

“Don’t touch me.”

“I’m showing you that I want you here.”

“We’re just going to argue.”

“No. I will give you the Shimmer. And then you can sit here with me, quietly, until I get some work done. Would I let a lackey do that?”

You turned in Silco’s hands, stepped closer. He looked like a king in his chair; but when he was looking up at you like this, reverence just barely hidden in the depths of his eyes, you knew you were his queen.

“…I don’t want the Shimmer.”

“Then come sit.”

You did as you were commanded. You settled your knees beside his hips as you crawled onto his lap. Silco pulled you closer. He slid a hand to the back of your neck, holding the base of your skull, as he guided you into a kiss.

He wasn’t perfect, but you were blissful in knowing you had gained his trust.

images used: chain divider

[spennininomenon]

what we really need is a spennininomenon!

a what? a spennininomenon!!!!!!

[rip spennserstattoos but i gotta say that spennininomenon is better lmao]

[madschiavelique]

ACOI Reader be like

Then theres Viktor

THIS IS SO FREAKING ACCURATE I CANNOT CJDNCNNX

[pix-writes]

Heyyy if you write nsfw, can you write nsfw mirror sex HC with Ford? Tysm 🫶🏾

Mirror sex HCs w/ Ford

NSFT (18+) below

I don't know how it would come about, whether it is you or Ford who initiates it first to be honest.

It might be more likely something that you want to do, to see everything whilst he's fucking you from behind. He wants to see what you're seeing so keeps his glasses on next time, though sometimes it can be awkward when they're threatening to slip off of his face. They'll likely get fogged up by the end anyway! 🤭

Ends up with more than he bargained for when he's feeling down on himself for his scars etc, doesn't see how handsome he is and when he's shying away from you, you decide to sit him down in front of your full length mirror. Ford feels like he's ready to pass out at the sight of your arms wrapped round him, one hand slowly pumping his cock.

Not to mention when you praise him, peppering him with kisses along his neck, his shoulders as you do, telling him how good he's doing, how much you love his body. The fact that he doesn't cum on the spot is a miracle, but you knew of that and made sure to be able to tease him a little longer and drag it out - your hands paying attention to the rest of his body just before he was on the edge of release.

But this means that when it's you who's feeling self conscious, having a bad self image day, Ford gets an idea! He decides to show you just how gorgeous you are by pulling you back into the bathroom. The mirror is big and situated perfectly over the sink's counter for what he wants to do, which is to give you a taste of your own medicine!

You have his undivided attention and its his mission to worship you in this moment, he starts off without you facing away from the mirror at first, kissing down over your hips as he exposes the skin there, pulling himself down to kiss over your thighs and work you up before diving between your legs. And he will devour you like a man starved! But before you can think of cumming, he pulls away, making you turn to the mirror now, hands groping at your chest and over your torso, telling you all the while of how good you look, how good you feel, what he thinks of your body and what he loves about your reactions and so on.

Then he's pushing you (gently but firmly) over the counter, there's nowhere to look but the mirror as you take his cock and his praises. He'll definitely get you to say some affirmations before he makes you cum too, making you wonder how you had corrupted this man so much, who was generally the shyest person when you first got together! ^_^'

[kimium]

For the fanfic ask: A.10, B.4, C.8, and D.10!

(From this ask HERE)

Thanks for sending this friend! I'm always so excited to answer your asks!

A10: Who did you have your first fanfic-related conversation with? What was it about?

If I remember correctly it was in grade 7 to my friend Rose, who introduced me to fanfiction (in the form of quizzes on Quizzila. That's how long ago it was). I don't remember the specifics for the story, but it was probably for Inu Yasha.

B4: Who is your current favourite author? What is their best story?

My current favourite author is Madeline Miller who wrote Song of Achilles. I'm in love with the story and it's easily my favourite of hers. (I also read her other book Circe.)

C8: What is one plot twist you wish people would stop using?

Getting real sick of the trope "The villain is sympathetic" that seems to be the thing in media. Don't get me wrong; I love characters with depth and nuance. I just feel it's being slightly over done where now every story feels their villain needs to be sympathetic or they're not a "well written" character. Depending on the narrative those sorts of villains do not fit the story being told.

Sometimes all I want is a villain who is unapologetically evil with no sympathy. Or I want depth but I want them to be pathetic once their motives are revealed.

D.10 What is one story idea you really want to read but no one has written yet?

I'm a big fan of outsider POV stories and I think they're largely under-utilized as a story telling method. Always love the ordinary person looking at the main character going "Glad that's not me". The comedic potential...

For fanfiction I've always wanted to write a Kiznaiver AU with the Awakening Trio but I never found a way to work it out. I've written three false starts before giving up.

[ourdadai]

Dai, pode liberar esses wallpaper por favor 😓🩷

[trashytracktales]

why no one ever brought up sucking lando off while he plays TARKOV. which for who doesn’t know, it’s actually a very difficult game where you need to be concentrated!!! very strategic and stuff. and him and his friends take it very seriously.

i bet he’d be begging to have mercy for him because the raid is difficult and he can’t get killed cause his friends will get mad and the team might lose or some stuff BUTTTT AHEHSYGEHSJSHJ. at the same time he would be all about that praise. cause he loves TARKOV but he loves his girl giving him head all the time more i guess.

am i the only one with this vision? especially after watching that famous white shirt after dinner stream MULTIPLE TIMES

The way I personally see it, this could be peak pettiness and I fully support it IDC IDC. Imagine you’re sitting there all cute and pouty because instead of paying attention to you, he’s spent the last three hours crouched behind some bush yapping about tEaM sTrAtEgIeS DON’T PISS ME OFF.

He’s got the headset on, the mic down, looking all focused with that furrowed brow and quick, clipped calls to his mates, and you’re just thinking oooh, you wanna play games? Bet 😒

So, out of pure spite, you saunter over, drop to your knees, and get to work like rent is due. The instant you touch him, he lets out a “Jesus—” through his mic so loud that even The OG Carpenter stops what he’s doing and goes like:

Luckily, he slaps it on mute so fast it’s like muscle memory. And the best part? You’re smugly glancing up at him while he’s desperately trying to focus on his raid, knowing full well his head is hanging on by a thread. Spoilet alert: his priorities are slipping SORRY NOT SORRY, and you’re winning this game now 💋💋

Absolutely, I see the vision. Vividly. Every line, and curve, and vein of it OOPS.

[auuwmk]

HELP ME!!!!!!! I WAS TALKING TO THIS GUY AND I ASKED HIM ABOUT HIS FAVORITE NOVEL OUT OF POLITENESS BUT HES BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT FOR LIKE 3 HOURS??????? HE PULLED OUT A PPT AND WE DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT PAST THE INTRO WHAT SHOULD I DO?????????

[zamadness]

GenZ!Reade: Bite me.

Alastor: I just might, but I must warn you, there will be no sexual intent behind it. The only intent will be the intent to hurt you.

GenZ!Reader: Eh, in the economy, I'll take what I'm given.

HaHa!! This is beautiful!