#reader ask meme

[kimium]

A4, A8, C3, and C7! For the Ask a Reader meme!

(From this ask HERE)

Thanks for the ask, Shreedle! I love what you picked! Let's get started!

A4: What is your AO3/FFN username? Has it always been that?

I honestly cannot remember my FFN username. I had one, that's all I can remember. What I can tell you is it wasn't Kimium because I had my FFN account before high school.

A8: What was your first fandom? Are you still in that fandom now?

My first fandom is a tie between Sailor Moon and Pokémon. The first fandom I read fanfiction for was a tie between Inu Yasha and Yu Yu Hakusho. I'd say I'm still in the fandom for Sailor Moon, Pokémon, and YYH, but at varying levels. Sadly, I wouldn't consider myself in the Inu Yasha fandom currently.

C3: Is there anything that makes you nope out of a story? What is it?

I have to list these by novel and fanfiction as they're separate categories.

For a novel what makes me nope out of one so fast is when there is the following:

-A female protagonist who is "not like" the other girls or is a "rebel" or is an "outcast" or is "fighting the system". Sorry, but that's so overdone and boring majority of the time because no one wants to reinvent the story tropes.

-There is a Mysterious, Hot, Male who just Happens to Come into her Life. Sadly majority of the time they play this trope straight and make him the main love interest.

-When romance movies have the main male do things that are 100% illegal/stalker-like/creepy and play them as "cute" and "romantic".

-Too much world building/power systems. Look, I love world building and power systems as much as the next person. I am a shonen anime fan. However, when books have intense glossaries or too many maps in the front before I even begin to read, I'm checking out.

-To side note off this point when there are legitimate family trees in the beginning of the story and notes about who is who in the family I also check out so fast it hurts. Not saying I haven't read stories with those before (see Clytemnestra which I read about a month ago and enjoyed) but sometimes it's too much.

Fanfiction

-NOT SEPARATING YOUR DIALOGUE INTO PARAGRAPHS WILL MAKE ME BACK OUT OF YOUR FIC SO FAST.

-Too much "telling" and not enough "showing". I don't need explanations for everything. You can describe it too.

-Not keeping to the same perspective in a clear, concise manner. I don't mind POV shifts but you cannot do that between paragraphs between characters with no indicators. That's so confusing.

-Writing in first person perspective. I'm sorry... for fanfiction it doesn't work for me.

-Self-inserts/a lot of OCs/Characterxreader: I am not knocking people who like that in their stories, but for me it's not my thing.

C7: Who is your NOTP?

I dislike Gojo/Utahime from JJK so much. It's not even because I'm a big Satosugu shipper. It's because they've barely interacted in the series proper and when they do it's clear Utahime cannot stand Gojo. When people ship them all I can think of is that horrible, horrible romance trope cliché of "She hates him... but secretly loves him" or "they start disliking one another but then FALL IN LOVE". I cannot stand those tropes.

If those two had more scenes/interactions beyond surface level stuff then perhaps I'd buy a bit more into it as an idea, but for now I refuse to even entertain it.

[ozzgin]

Since this was mentioned a lot on my last post: shy, submissive monster with a dominant, assertive human.

[More monster doodles]

[sunrotdropbrain]

[tra1nchi]

Bottom!mreader who's sick!! :(( but then his boyfriend comes and helps him <33 when reader has to drink some yucky medicine and makes just the cutest face with tears threatening to fall, bf gets a lil too hard <33

Do this if u want, no stress I just rlly like the trope :)))

MINORS DNI!! Bttm male reader,,Crying,,Bj,,Dubc0n(? Reader is delusional/feverish)

He was trying to be nice!! He really was!! Taking care of his vulnerable boyfriend was a must for him,, But it isn't his fault how cute you are,,how your adorable, dazed, little eyes look up at him,,so kitten like,,

You'd cling onto him,,using him as a comfort toy and he couldn't help himself but get hard by it,,you were just rubbing up against his lap in the right ways,,it wasn't his fault,,

It was probably his favourite time while you were sick,,the time to take your medicine,,he was sat infront of you,,gently cooing as he brushed your sweaty hair out of your face,, "It's alright sweetheart, you're doing so well."

You leant into his touch and he could feel himself almsot explode!! Moving the syringe to your mouth to gently squirt the medicine in,,turning to pick up a cloth to wipe any that may have fallen down only to turn to seeing you making such a lewd face,,

Your eyes were squeezed shut,,tears pricking at the corner of them,,your face flushed and sweaty and the medicine just had to be white,,His eyes widened at how lewd it was,,he had to be your caretaker!! Not imagining that you were making that face because he came on your face :(

Biting his lip as he stood up ,feeling his erection growing obvious in his jeans,,he sighed about to turn to finish himself off in the bathroom,, he'd rather not exert your body more then he already has

That was until he felt your hand on his shirt,,facing you with a worried expression only to see you had your own problem in your pajamas "oh baby..we can't do that.." He mutters but his hands were already unzipping his zip!!

Groaning as he felt your lips wrap around his tip,,his didnt care if it would hurt your throat even more as he grinds his hips against your face,, forcing you to take him even deeper!! Your eyes were the cutest flushed with tears!!

He's sure his cum would soothe it anyway,,he's already close from how your tongue swirls so eagerly around his cock!! "Good boy..that's it.." He groans out,,gripping down tightly into your damp hair,,riding out his orgasm with his mouth!!

[koiiiji]

why nobody talks about how goo kim is SO meme cat coded???

[madschiavelique]

ACOI Reader be like

Then theres Viktor

THIS IS SO FREAKING ACCURATE I CANNOT CJDNCNNX

[pix-writes]

Heyyy if you write nsfw, can you write nsfw mirror sex HC with Ford? Tysm 🫶🏾

Mirror sex HCs w/ Ford

NSFT (18+) below

I don't know how it would come about, whether it is you or Ford who initiates it first to be honest.

It might be more likely something that you want to do, to see everything whilst he's fucking you from behind. He wants to see what you're seeing so keeps his glasses on next time, though sometimes it can be awkward when they're threatening to slip off of his face. They'll likely get fogged up by the end anyway! 🤭

Ends up with more than he bargained for when he's feeling down on himself for his scars etc, doesn't see how handsome he is and when he's shying away from you, you decide to sit him down in front of your full length mirror. Ford feels like he's ready to pass out at the sight of your arms wrapped round him, one hand slowly pumping his cock.

Not to mention when you praise him, peppering him with kisses along his neck, his shoulders as you do, telling him how good he's doing, how much you love his body. The fact that he doesn't cum on the spot is a miracle, but you knew of that and made sure to be able to tease him a little longer and drag it out - your hands paying attention to the rest of his body just before he was on the edge of release.

But this means that when it's you who's feeling self conscious, having a bad self image day, Ford gets an idea! He decides to show you just how gorgeous you are by pulling you back into the bathroom. The mirror is big and situated perfectly over the sink's counter for what he wants to do, which is to give you a taste of your own medicine!

You have his undivided attention and its his mission to worship you in this moment, he starts off without you facing away from the mirror at first, kissing down over your hips as he exposes the skin there, pulling himself down to kiss over your thighs and work you up before diving between your legs. And he will devour you like a man starved! But before you can think of cumming, he pulls away, making you turn to the mirror now, hands groping at your chest and over your torso, telling you all the while of how good you look, how good you feel, what he thinks of your body and what he loves about your reactions and so on.

Then he's pushing you (gently but firmly) over the counter, there's nowhere to look but the mirror as you take his cock and his praises. He'll definitely get you to say some affirmations before he makes you cum too, making you wonder how you had corrupted this man so much, who was generally the shyest person when you first got together! ^_^'

[auuwmk]

HELP ME!!!!!!! I WAS TALKING TO THIS GUY AND I ASKED HIM ABOUT HIS FAVORITE NOVEL OUT OF POLITENESS BUT HES BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT FOR LIKE 3 HOURS??????? HE PULLED OUT A PPT AND WE DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT PAST THE INTRO WHAT SHOULD I DO?????????

[zamadness]

GenZ!Reade: Bite me.

Alastor: I just might, but I must warn you, there will be no sexual intent behind it. The only intent will be the intent to hurt you.

GenZ!Reader: Eh, in the economy, I'll take what I'm given.

HaHa!! This is beautiful!

[kimium]

For the fanfic ask: A.10, B.4, C.8, and D.10!

(From this ask HERE)

Thanks for sending this friend! I'm always so excited to answer your asks!

A10: Who did you have your first fanfic-related conversation with? What was it about?

If I remember correctly it was in grade 7 to my friend Rose, who introduced me to fanfiction (in the form of quizzes on Quizzila. That's how long ago it was). I don't remember the specifics for the story, but it was probably for Inu Yasha.

B4: Who is your current favourite author? What is their best story?

My current favourite author is Madeline Miller who wrote Song of Achilles. I'm in love with the story and it's easily my favourite of hers. (I also read her other book Circe.)

C8: What is one plot twist you wish people would stop using?

Getting real sick of the trope "The villain is sympathetic" that seems to be the thing in media. Don't get me wrong; I love characters with depth and nuance. I just feel it's being slightly over done where now every story feels their villain needs to be sympathetic or they're not a "well written" character. Depending on the narrative those sorts of villains do not fit the story being told.

Sometimes all I want is a villain who is unapologetically evil with no sympathy. Or I want depth but I want them to be pathetic once their motives are revealed.

D.10 What is one story idea you really want to read but no one has written yet?

I'm a big fan of outsider POV stories and I think they're largely under-utilized as a story telling method. Always love the ordinary person looking at the main character going "Glad that's not me". The comedic potential...

For fanfiction I've always wanted to write a Kiznaiver AU with the Awakening Trio but I never found a way to work it out. I've written three false starts before giving up.

[the-stoned-priestess]

[googleitlol]

Literally Wukong after realizing his love:

Wukong : Goodnight to the love of my life, Dove, and fuck the rest of y'all.

I understand the irony of using the baby shower meme after answering another ask a little while ago about Mengtao but this one made me think of it lmao

Omg but to be serious tho, when Dove and Wukong get through all their bs and get together?? It is 100% like this. Ofc he loves his friends, they've become like a family to him, but he needs to show Dove how much he loves her and will be very vocal about it. He's always by her side– so much so that she might have to remind him there's another human he should be keeping an eye on as Tripitaka gets dragged off somewhere

All this to say he isn't letting Dove forget for a second how much he loves her. And after the journey? He's courting her properly.

[cyath]

Honestly what do I post other than art I have no idea;; btw asks are open so feel free to request or just talk about anything really it does get a bit lonely, but here’s a doodle of ruggie :D

[gremlinmodetweeker]

I don't know if you're taking request right now, so please excuse me if this is bad timing. The way you right Simon is so, so, so, well. Your Ghost Icks and that other one-shot of him buying a snake was chefs kiss. You capture him unlike the other writers here. My request is about relationships, how would a first kiss between Ghost and the reader would be? It can be in any scenario really. Like a fifth or sixth date (if they go on one). I apologize if this ask is not of your time.

Okay so I'm so so sorry for this taking so much time, but I think this little ficlet took a bit longer to put together than I expected. Sometimes I get a little mental block and for some reason I just kept getting stuck! However, I figured that this might be a good little story to work with, so enjoy this little drabble I wrote!

“Simon?”

“Yeah?”

“Why aren’t you inside?”

Your boyfriend shifted side to side as he tried to think of a reasonable answer. Anything would be ncier than the truth. Anything would be easier, but how could he tell you?

“I just like lookin’ at the stars,” Simon whispered as you stepped out to stand on the balcony with him.

“Didn’t take you for much of an astronomer,” you muttered as you carefully stood by his side.

“I’m not,” he chuffed.

You gave him a tight smile, “I know.”

Simon’s eyes crawled over your form before darting back to the warm light coming from indoors. A peel of laughter fluttered against the glass door, muffled by snow outside.

“You should go back in,” Simon said quietly.

“But I want to spend time with my boyfriend,” you said back, “that’s not a crime, is it?”

Simon shook his head silently.

You smiled and carefully leaned against the freezing metal railing, careful to not let the snow soak into your clothes.

“You know,” you started quietly, “you don’t have to pretend to be happy for me.”

Simon scowled, “I’m not pretending anything.”

You frowned, “Si, I’m not mad. It’s okay to not be okay.”

Simon rolled his eyes, “You’re going and giving me the therapy talk again?”

You huffed.

“I’m not giving you the ‘therapy talk’,” you looked out to the cold streets below, “I’m worried about you.”

“That’s a first,” Simon sniffed.

“I always care about you,” you retorted.

“You do,” Simon acquiesced, “not everybody else.”

“But what about all your squadmates? They really seem to like you,” you offered as you held out a hand for his.

Simon looked at your hand and glanced away, “I guess. But I don’t have much else. Not like you.”

You let your hand drop back to your side, “Is that what this is about?”

Simon hung his head down to his chest.

“They care about you too,” you offered, “just because they’re my family it doesn’t mean they don’t care about you too.”

“Seeing them all so happy…” Simon shook his head, “it’s different.”

“Different than your home?” you offered.

“Very,” Simon agreed.

A siren screamed by in the distance as a crowd of college students laughed below you. The warm city lights glowed like bright stars running along the streets, twinkling in the night with a friendly wink. Down the road you could see the traffic lights changing to red.

“Does it hurt?” you asked quietly.

“Always,” Simon admitted.

You watched a woman push her baby stroller through the snow below you.

“I’m sorry,” you whispered.

“You shouldn’t be sorry for being happy,” Simon grumbled.

“But what about-”

“Don’t care,” Simon grunted, “don’t be sorry for being happy.”

You nodded and crossed your arms over your chest.

You looked out over the skyline with a faint smile, “I know it’s hard, but it means a lot that you came over. I don’t know if I could do this on my own.”

Simon looked at you quizzically, “It looks like you’re enjoying yourself in there.”

“Well,” you shrugged, “every family has its problems, and we have ours. It’s sometimes hard listening to my uncle saying some things, and I hate seeing how my aunt treats my other uncle. It’s hard, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg.”

“Me being here helps that how?” Simon asked.

“Well, you got me out here, right?” you chuckled and took reached out your hand again.

Simon looked down at your hand and smiled. He took it into his and squeezed it lightly, “I guess I did.”

“You’re not all bad, you know,” you kissed the back of his hand before letting your hands drop down together.

“I hope not,” Simon let out a long breath through his nose.

“You’re not,” you affirmed and stepped close to his side, “I promise.”

Simon looked out at the skyline before looking back down at you. He smiled and brushed your hair to the side of your ear.

“You’re too good for me,” he whispered.

“I’m only as good as you are,” you replied with a small smile.

Simon rested his forehead against yours, warming your face with his tired breath. You reached up to run your hand through the back of his short-cropped hair and sighed.

“If we’re only as good as each other, then maybe both of us are damned,” Simon said under his breath.

“Then let’s be damned together,” you reached up and tugged him close.

His lips were hard, cracked, chapped with age and cigarettes and pain. You took all of it into your heart as you kissed him back. He wove a hand behind the back of your head and held you close, almost as though he was afraid of what would happen if he let go. When he pulled back, his eyes were half-closed and tired.

“You okay now?” you asked.

“Better,” Simon gruffed, “but only just a bit.”

“Do you wanna go back in yet?” you asked.

Simon glanced behind him before shaking his head, “Give me another ten.”

You traced a line of muscle down his neck to below his coat.

You looked up at him hopefully, “Can I kiss you again?”

Simon nodded and leaned in close, “As much as you like.”

[madschiavelique]

i offer: if twitter existed in ACOI

IM DYING THIS IS SO FREAKING ACCURATE

ALSO VIKTOR’S PFP HELLOOOOO DECEASED

[hijackalx]

Another headcanon round! How would Astarion, Gale, and Gortash respond to their lover getting sick?

ASTARION

he definitely thinks you’re overreacting at first 😹😹 he’ll say stuff like “stop being a baby 🙄 it’s just a small cold” OR he treats you like you’re radioactive because he’s scared of catching it himself 😹 but once he realizes it’s serious i feel like he’s lowkey so sweet…. he doesn’t know which herbs will soothe your stomach ache or the best ways to bring your fever down but he tries so hard 😭❤️ bless his heart for real. he worries about you SO MUCH MORE than he lets on. he’ll consistently check on how you’re feeling or ask you what you need. once you’re back in good health he absolutely teases you with shit like “you would have died without me” LMFAO (the correct response is to tease him back about what an anxiety-ridden mess he was)

GALE

SOUP. SO MUCH SOUP 😹😹😹 he is 100% convinced that a good bowl of soup ALONE will cure anything— as long as he makes it. he takes your illness with a lot of grace actually, i feel like that’s because he knows exactly what to do. he kind of turns into a doting mother 😹. will make sure you stay comfortable, well-fed, and always get your medicine on time. at first it’s really nice— it’ll have you wishing you got sick more often lmao. although i do think he can get a bit overbearing with it. like he doesn’t really believe you when you say you’re feeling better. you have to prove to him you’re fine, and even then he’ll give you some skeptical glances 😹 don’t even think about casually coughing or sneezing around him either, you better hold it back for dear life

GORTASH

he personally won’t take care of you (he’s pretty busy) but will make sure his servants aren’t lacking for even a SECOND. you’re getting around the clock care i’m talking massages, meals in bed, hell even entertainment 😹😹 you want a puppet show? boom. three seconds later people are scrambling to put together a puppet show like their lives depend on it (it does). it honestly doesn’t matter how sick you actually are, he always wants you at the best that you can be, so you WILL be getting top-notch treatment no matter what 😹 he comes to check on you multiple times a day and will make sure you don’t have any complaints lol. unless you’re extremely ill he’s not super concerned, only because he’s confident in his ability to keep his staff in shape 😹😹