#read a book ffs
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The idea these dumbasses (and every other moron who advocates this idiocy) have that all literature has the most simple meaning and if it doesn’t then it must be stoner thoughts is exactly why things are as bad as they are. If you never challenge your understandings, learn to see the world through someone else’s interpretation or read anything over a 4th grade level you start to believe anything because your worldview is so shallow. It’s genuinely frustrating knowing people who cannot develop their own ideas or conclusions and refuse to learn to will go on to make life harder for teachers, students, and everyone else.
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okay the whole vase is great but something about Helen sitting on Aphrodite's lap as she wraps one arm around her shoulder and brushes her leg with her hand, staring into her eyes like that... as she is persuading Helen to go with Paris (while Peitho aka persuasion stands behind them) is so incredibly iconic.
and gay. toxic yuri, if you will.
#helen of sparta#aphrodite#greek mythology#greek vase#not pictured is nemesis pointing at them in outrage#(which is the only time so far i've found helen + nemesis together on a vase... I think about that all the time ToT its all so SAD)#anyway. I consider aphrodite labelling helen as 'the most beautiful woman in the world' to be her opinion. of course she's-#- the goddess of beauty/love so that's sounds obvious but. also consider... it's *her* opinion. aka her choice who she finds hot.#aka sapphic gay lesbian yuri whatever you want to call it helen x aphrodite is real and alive and there's nothing you can do to stop it#none of this 'they were really good friends' helen's sitting in a goddess' lap ffs. have you even read the iliad book 3?? read it again.#it's actually called the yuriliad. bet you didn't know that huh /j#i'll stop rambling (for now)#edit: im looking at these tags a day later and wow i really went for it huh. anyway i'm keeping them it's all true 🧡🤍🩷
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one of my favourite little things about the murderbot diaries is how present all secunit's friends are even if they're not actually physically present. it doesn't do the annoying thing where it jumps through hoops to bring back characters that aren't really relevant to the narrative but it also doesn't do the other annoying thing where it pretends they never existed either. like secunit talks about art and mensah all the time even when art or mensah aren't in the book. it's clear how bharadwaj has impacted its personal growth even when she's literally on another planet. it complains about gurathin and pin-lee when they're not there. it's still sad about miki and don abene and it mentions tapan and maro and rami even though it only knew them for a few days (because when you're new at being a person every interaction with other people is important even if it's short). iris reminds it of mensah. iris also reminds it of ratthi. its hair is fluffy bc it let amena play hairdresser off-screen and it messages her so she knows it's okay. it doesn't have to worry about protecting volescu anymore because volescu retired thank goodness. it's still using thiago's language module. etc etc etc
it's such good writing because it's such a little thing that gives the characterization and relationships greater depth and also reinforces the running theme of friendship in the series and then also subtly gives this sense of 'the people you love are a part of you/your story' and also reinforces secunit's role as a storyteller because it's constantly telling little stories about all its friends.
#theyre good books brent#murderbot#dont mind me apparently when i have an evening nap and no work the next day#i stay up late possessed by a spirit of literary analysis.#oh hell im probably going to have another super nerdy literary dream tonight ffs.#the fact that this has happened multiple times is both sad and embarassing. i know we should all just be ourselves and embrace the cringe#but dreaming about literary analysis is really going too far i think.#if youve read all these tags you should also read the murderbot diaries. thank you and good night.
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“Why did you leave me?”
can you hear me crying?
the way annabeth thought percy had abandoned her like everyone else
… girl he fell into tartarus for you, he would never leave you
NEVER
rick was evil for that
#percy jackson#pjo#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo universe#riordanverse#annabeth chase#percabeth#percabeth is percabething#percy x annabeth#annabeth and percy#pjo hoo#hoo#heroes of olympus#house of hades#hoh#house of hades book#when i tell you i actually cried for like an hour after i read this passage#RICK THIS WAS SO EVIL OF YOU#annabeths fear of abandonment really kicked in here#ma’am he would never do that#his fatal flaw is loyalty#he is LOYAL TO YOU#you’re the love of his life annabeth#ffs#be so fr#screaming crying throwing myself against a wall
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#minthara baenre#nightwarden minthara#house baenre#drow#modern dnd#bg3 minthara#women's mags#drowsmopolitan#live laugh lolth#mag cover#I am an unserious person#still reading the Drizzt books how many are there ffs
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anyway. the ending was like That because it was Izuku's hero academia. it was his story told from his point of view and it concluded all the plot points he was concerned with, like his relationship with Bakugou, Allmight, the public's opinion on the heroes, what the new generation of heroes is going to be like, how Shouto is perceived by the public, Izuku's general relationship with his former classmates and Aizawa.
he never really cared about Shigaraki outside of their brief confrontation. he didn't really know Shigaraki as a person, and nor was he interested in getting to know him, even when he got the chance to peek into his past, Nana and Allmight had more reason to be interested in who Shigaraki the person was. to Izuku, Shigaraki started as a terrifying villain and ended as a crying boy he was unable to save. this is why, as he joins the rest of his classmates and becomes a pro hero, he imagines the ghost of Shigaraki looking over him, haunting him, reminding him of his failure but also inspiring him to try harder and 'keep reaching out'.
The villains were the ones concerned with their stories. Spinner wrote that book by himself, as Izuku's notes are being written at the point the book has already been published. Izuku never mentions any contents of that book nor Spinner or Mister Compress. Because they do not belong in his story, not really.
They belong with each other, in the League of Villains, as they have proven time and time again how important they are to each other and how far they are willing to go to protect their own. Shigaraki's thoughts before Izuku had killed him were all about the League. Kurogiri's last act was trying to save Shigaraki from AFO and the heroes. What kept Spinner's spirit from crumbling after losing everyone he had cared about was his burning desire to tell their story to others, to let their stories be heard. Touya finds no solace despite getting everything he had ever wanted from his family and being reunited with them - because his place was in the League of villains, the place where he was accepted just as he was, unconditionally.
the conflict of heroes versus the villains led to nothing but devastation and destruction for the villains. even those who were heard out and validated by the other party ended up becoming victims, or martyrs.
after that experience, after having a whole crowd of pro heroes, the people who made it their lives career to save others witness his destruction by the man who stole his body from him and by the boy who swore to save him, why would Shigaraki be interested in keeping in contact with these people, had he survived? why would Kurogiri go out of his way to let Shirakumo's friends know he had survived their students attempt to take his life and the life of the boy he wanted to save, all because they couldn't accept his affection for that boy outweighing their long gone friendship? why would Toga, when the reporters and the heroes saw her body after starting to transfuse all of her blood to Ochako and not even bothered to pick it up, to save her life or even to bury her?
here is how it went: Kurogiri did end up successfully saving Shigaraki, the fact going unnoticed by the heroes because both of their bodies were crumbling. he had also taken Toga, which is why her body wasn't picked up together with Ochako (and why Ochako doesn't have any memories of Toga's dead body, only of her final words to her). and then Kurogiri teleported them far away, where they healed and started planning how to get the remaining three LOV members back, while they are still alive.
they broke Spinner and Compress out of the prisons. In memory of Twice, Hawks had covered it up, as long as they don't resurface as villains.
Shigaraki and Toga had considered letting Touya stay together with his family, up until the news of Endeavor's disgraced villain son being on his deathbed got out. On the very next day, Shigaraki broke the tank Touya was residing in to pieces. Enji and his sidekicks had covered his eldest going missing by holding a funeral ceremony for him (the second one, this time knowing full well it's a fake funeral). Shouto was enraged with his father's decision and Enji used Shouto's just starting pro hero career as an excuse, don't you want to have a clean start, without the weight of mine and Touya's crimes weighting you down? It's not like Shouto has a choice in the matter, just as when he was a kid. The family wonders about the missing one's fate. Sometimes, Shouto gets messages from unknown numbers. He doesn't share them with anyone, except for Natsuo, who is still devastated about not using his one last chance to reconcile with the brother he had been so sorely missing for 8 years.
The ghosts of Toga, Shigaraki and Dabi live on, haunting the heroes who failed to save them. Himiko, Tenko and Touya also live on. They are very different from these ghosts.
#look at me being self indulgent as fuck#all of the above is fully supported by the canonical omissions of stating anything clearly#so if you like the direction this took you are free to consider this as valid and deku's epilogue <3#compress isn't reading that book in goddamn tartarus where his hands were in those mega handcuffs ffs#he is so proud because spinner made it as a self published author#and inspired countless mutant quirk types and other marginalized civilians with their story which was finally told from the actual source#and not the apologetic heroes making amends to the dead victims they didn't save#byeeee#bnha#boku no hero academia#bnha spoilers#league of villains#shigaraki#shigaraki tomura#toga himiko#dabi#todoroki touya#anti endeavor#shuichi iguchi#spinner#sako atsuhiro#kurogiri
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WHEN HE LIKES TO READ ESPECIALLY CLASSIC LITRATURE>>>
CARDAN AND AARON I'M LOOKING AT YOU
#OMGGG#why's it so godamn attractive!?😭#ffs#selwyn kane as well#:/#cardan greenbriar#tfota#the folk of the air#shatter me#shatter me series#aaron warner#jurdan#selwyn kane#legendborn#tcp#the cruel prince#aaron warner anderson#juliette ferrars#jude duarte#selbree#warnette#bookblr#booklr#bookish#bookish aesthetic#book boyfriends#book boyfriend#books and reading#book aesthetic
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life is hard for us oz fans who are only meh about wicked. have half a meme.
#it's not even that i dislike boq as a character - he's fine. i think galinda is the most intriguing of the musical esp in her relationship#with power and how that relates to her relationships with other people. but boq is fine#i am just SO fucking tired of conflating boq wicked with nick chopper baum books#that's not my tin woodman. and i don't want him to be. nick (unlike many oz characters) has a very specific and set backstory#he has a whole damn book about it ffs#and boq is such a different character in terms of role symbolism and personality that i just cannot see him as even an au version of nick#fiyero too to be completely honest. though his mischaracterization doesn't bother me quite as much bc i read the book and he is rather#intriguing as a separate character - i don't love him in the musical tho. anyways specifically calling boq the tin woodman and saying#all the baum book stuff happened to him is so irritating to me because they are not at all the same. and nick is one of my favorite charas#in any media ever. idk. no hate if you like boq ofc and i don't want to stop you from having fun with the characters#i just am getting tired of the greater oz fandom latching on to wicked as fleshing out the baum or mgm characters. it's an entirely#different world. (and yes we can discuss the fact that wicked is intended to be canon compliant with the 39 film - but once again it's#a stretch to say it fits the charas. and that isn't the issue i have here.)#anyways. sorry. i'm just tired of wicked = boq = nick stuff#esp im annoyed at the fiyero and boq blorbo-ifying i see when the women of this musical are far more interesting and proactive#boq and fiyero are just furniture/pawns in the great drama that is elphaba's life and the way she pulls glinda into it with her#but WHATEVER i DIGRESS and shit. ignore this. whatever#it's the way people attempt to reconcile a lot of non-compliant media into whichever one they like the best. which is all fun and games#i am just being a hater. ok? this is me being a hater.#analysis#wizard of oz#wicked#wicked musical#toast talks oz#toasty talks
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Wait, seeing about the character in your book (YOUR BOOK!!!!!) named Astrid is like the 3rd instance of the name I've come across in like the last two weeks after choosing another name. Only found like one other Astrid over 6 years of it being my primary name. This is crazy and making me more and more certain I can never totally get rid of it.
Seeing “your book” in all caps made me shrink up like a little turtle in embarrassment. I’ve always liked the name Astrid. If it feels like you it’s worth keeping around, if not it can drift away with your appreciation of it.
#ask ffs#how embarrassing to have a book and it’s really more like a novella and it’s crazy that other people are reading this thing I had in a note#on my phone for years and years
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holy fuck how am i somehow always so late to finding out about new lore and projects and stuff… TALESGAMES IS CANON?? fr?? fuuuuuuckkkk matpat must be glad he retired. like i love TFTP and all the stories but i can’t deny the two canons being the same is bonkers, but i understand it was also the only way to connect Mimic, Tiger Rock, and the Storyteller short stories to the games when they introduced the mimic in ruin. also it means GGY is canon which is admittedly fucking awesome. but also it means the weird fucking cancer babies and the climbing tubes and monty literally possessing some guy and the completely different layout of the pizzaplex (the rollercoaster?? the theatre??) exist too, right? or did someone confirm only certain things are one continuity? i’m dumb as fuck but this is crazy for the timeline if i understand it right (don’t even talk to me about dittophobia im still trying to wrap my head around dittophobia)
#everybody can ignore this post i feel idiotic for not knowing this#or actually please help me make sense of this please i feel like im just not looking at it right#that VR jelly baby cancer storyline was genuinely so fucked up younger me reading that was like what the FUCK#but is faz frights not canon then? honestly if so that’s a little disappointing but i get that#i would’ve expected FF to be the canon series and not TFTP in a million years#simply cuz it feels less trippy#this post isn’t attacking TFTP btw i don’t know if that’s clear it’s just incredulous to me that they did that#i love the tftp books they’re just so radically different from my accepted view of the pizzaplex that it’s jarring#answers please#fnaf#fnaf security breach#five nights at freddy's#fnaf sb#security breach#fnaf tftp#fnaf tales from the pizzaplex#fnaf fazbear frights#tiger rock#dittophobia#fnaf lore#five nights at freddy’s#under construction fnaf#fnaf the monty within#fnaf the mimic#the storyteller#fnaf ggy
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kind of expected that the ability breakdown wouldnt get that much traction (especially on twitter bc if it doesnt do well in the first few hours it might as well be dead) but what i didnt need to wake up to was looking at my twitter notifications and thinking there was a long comment on it at first but then i read it and it turned out to be some guy having dug up one of my old totk tweets where i talked about how zelda was treated-
and if a quote retweet with a thread attached already starts with "this entitled brat didnt understand that zelda was being a history nerd by being in the past and getting to experience it herself" with two screenshots attached of the end of totk with zelda staring at the cam all uwu (which has ??? to do with their point??) i dont even want to know what else was in that thread
if thats how the majority of the fandom is then im even less surprised that nintendy doesnt even have to try to write anything good :I
ah yes, i am a game nerd, and by putting me in a game where i stand around doing puppy dog eyes while being shoved around by NPCs is me being a game nerd OBVIOSULY
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#sorta#like ok im not saying you cant like the game ffs#but acting like everything is perfect and anyone who dares speak something critical is a heathen and must be PUNISHED or PROVEN WRONG-#-is so godammn annoying#just went on their profile to block and of course it was all screenshots of totks ending with uwu zelda and shirtless cool guy link#also find it interesting that zelda has always been a history nerd now#didnt know interest in shiekah tech and ... frogs? counted as historian#and dont get me wrong it would fit her being interested in that too but the way it was done in totk felt so artificial#like doesnt she say she read in a book that the king who founded this hyrule was called rauru and all that?#like ........ how did that even happen#a book that mentions him BY NAME surviving for WAY OVER TEN THOUSAND YEARS just convenietnly materializing or what#how the hell did that survive when next to nothing did of the ancient shiekah#(granted you can make the argument that the -other- ancient king of hyrule that persecuted them destroyed most of their stuff-#-which would make sense and im rolling with that too but you get my point??)#but raurus shit was even older than shiekah stuff like ......... ok???? how convenient she now suddendly is interested in nothing but#-that and also read a book about it!!! somehow!!#also how does something like that exist but then the sonau where pretty much non existent and irrelevant at all in botw#and even what we had was ACTUALLY done ..by hylians as a tribute to rauru you seeeeeeee#and the botw sonau style was the hylians work .. even though the totk sonau style aligns more with hylian than botw sonau..#if the hylians were so grateful to rauru they built giant stone monuments as a tribute for him that didnt even fit their style-#-why was that the only stuff that survived on the surface ... wouldnt it make more sense that they would maintain the og sonau stuff instea#sure the temple ... castle .. whatever went up into the sky and whatver SOEMEHOW but not everythign did and it was everwhere#but then the stuff left on the surface crumbled away while everything left to rot in the underground and sky is just .. fine#what#also ... where did their castle go anyway#like ... we only see the -new cooler sonau- temple of time on the plateau but its interior doesnt match at all with the throne room#so where was all that#funny it wasnt in the same place as hyrule castle
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wish there was a way to read mirror dance without reading mirror dance
#the only vorkosigan book i actually want to reread also the only vorkosigan book that makes me take a break in the middle of most chapters#some of them are so hard to read#mark!!! mark my worms#inane post#vorkosigan saga#mirror dance#i was about yo say i was a little shocked that nobody had written anything about thorne and mark trying to have sex and mark just being#triggered to hell and back and then i was like actually no... not at all surprised... i might have to write this myself#(although it might have been written once and is now lost forever in a locked deleted livejournal or ff net account... rip)
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i started downloading fanfiction a few weeks ago, and i actually get to see how much i read? it looks like A LOT when you see it in pages. you're telling me that i read the equivalent of about 4 avarage length books every month? and i actually don't read that much?
#people who read more length-y ff more often can probably double the number#marauders#wolfstar#dead gay wizards#aziracrow#good omens#fanfiction#im not able to read that much in 'real' books nor i have time to and then i see that all the ff comes to that many pages lmao
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Boris is such a fascinating character. Imagine your best friend kills a man for you and then proceeds to GHOST YOU for WEEKS while you’re injured and hiding. You don’t know where he is and whether he ratted you out, whether he’s still alive even. And when you finally find him, he’s chilling in a hotel room having a big breakfast. And he doesn’t even tell you what he was up to while you were busy not only saving both of your lives and clearing your names, but also making a LOT of money for the two of you to share. And you don’t even ask. You just eat his food. Fairy tale character quite frankly. The Grey Wolf.
#I could go into detail here because it IS a fun comparison to draw#do you think Theo would cut him into pieces if asked?#anyhow it’s interesting because he’s loyal but again in such a fairy tale way#like he’s selfish too. so what’s up. what are we doing#Boreo#and so on. I’ll trigger tag GF talk don’t worry#and I’ve been thinking about taking it to the ff side but I think not a single soul who follows me on there has read the book#I don’t want to harass them
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when ppl get too caught up in the accuracy of situations in fanfiction or if things are super realistic or as they should/would be in real life etc etc im like. my tumblr user in christ. it's fanfiction.
#ff writers don't get paid to put hollywood level research into their stories lol#also keep in mind ff writers don't have professional editors either#ALSO i've read a lot of published books and watched massive scale high budget production tv shows/movies that have put way less#effort into researching n making sure things are cohesive n legit compared to some fanfics i've read#js thinking ab a m00tie who had an anon come for her for something like this n i'm still pissed ab it#just enjoy the fic you're getting to read for free#like obv i think realism makes for a great story and is part of what good writing entails#but?? it's ok to bend the rules in some places?? it's a STORY#that's like getting pissed at a fantasy book for having dragons cuz they don't exist irl#just say u have a bad imagination n go#the author's pen is the will of the world in the story perioddd#either accept them or dont. but don't make fun of or criticize authors if you're not fuckin w it when ur just sittin behind a keyboard#also sometimes i just wanna read stories that don't remind me of the harsh truths of reality lmfao like get outtaaa heeerreee#just writer things
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BE GAY DO CRIME
archergrid.substack.com NEW CHAPTER EVERY WEDNESDAY 👩❤️💋👩 Butch/femme 💰 Steal from the rich 👾 Hacker main character 🌹 Butch-fatale love interest 🌶️ Spicy love scenes When her former boss is acquitted of the crime she gave up everything to expose, a hypervigilant hacker masterminds a heist to get her revenge. But when a sexy yet reckless ex-yakuza joins the crew, the hacker’s meticulous plan begins to unravel. "Six of Crows" meets "Mr. Robot" in this snappy sapphic heist full of colorful criminals ripping off a megalomaniacal tech CEO in the South American port city of Valparaíso.
#wlw#sapphic#lesfic#lesbian fiction#wlw romance#romance novel#contemporary romance#romance novels#novel#lesbian romance#sapphic romance#sapphic books#lgbt reads#lgbt literature#lgbt books#suspense#thriller#crime#ff romance
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