#reaching with rori

[dizzybizz]

some doodles

[abirddogmoment]

held her back from terrier activities but she wasn't upset about it

[mqrianos]

they’re soo tiny. gonna sob brb

[sapphirebluejewel]

hmm I think there may be some analysis somebody could do in the fact that Rory and Jess' first kiss was right by the place where Rory lived as a child?

[ravneski]

I can't be the only one who thinks the Doctor quoting from Philip Larkin's An Arundel Tomb is a reference to Amy and Rory, right? Moffat loves his intertextuality, after all.

[rorysbloodbank]

hello mbavers can u pls all like and RB this post I want to follow every mbav related blog pls and thank u

[quietwingsinthesky]

the doctor is emotionally manipulative. he’s very good at it, and even better at justifying it both to himself and the people he’s doing it to. he can see when his approval, his affection, is valuable enough to someone that withholding it will be an effective way of getting them to do what he wants. this is one of his best flaws, that he’ll do this to people and do it to them for his own definition of what’s good for them.

(gestures vaguely) twissy.

[icedteaffee]

🥺💓 y’all seem to like my “ootd” posts, so new edition dropped: lazy disabled queer that left their hearing aid charger at home before spending the night at your place oops 🤡

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls-3x8: Let The Games Begin aka Let The ShitCircus Begin Aka Clowntown (Part 2)

@ernestonlysayslovelythings: "Luke saying "Rory will rub off on Jess" seems like a missed opportunity for a joke" Indeed, my friend. He lobbed me a softball and I missed the catch. In all fairness, I was ducking it in hopes that said softball would miss me and bean Lorelai in the forehead. *cracks knuckles* *deep inhale*

Rory and Jess have just signed an 8 month No Rubbing Off contract. Rory is saving all Rubbing Off until marriage. Not her marriage, just a marriage (okay, fine,I plagarized this one) There will be no Rubbing Off until funding for the Handjobs For the Hollow initiative is secured

Shane : (emitting a series of swan honks) Translation: “I was rubbing off on him every day! Until he fucking cut off my hands!" At least I think that's what she said. There are different swan dialects. I’m still learning how to translate, doing SwanOLingo…

After Kirk comes into the diner grief stricken about his missing Dance Marathon trophy, Rory arrives after, where she appears nervous and has a very stilted and awkward interaction with Luke, and my brain was so half asleep that I couldn't figure out why. Then I'm like...oh yeah. That whole Jess thing. Right. Someone just woke the hell up.

I love that this scene is supposed to take place after school (confirmed by Kirk asking Rory where she was at 10am today and she says school) and Jess is rubbing his eyes like he just woke up.

It's nice to see Rory looking at Jess like a deer caught in the headlights because she in quiet awe of him, as opposed to Rory looking at Dean like a dear in the headlights because she fears him.

Tomatos sign! Another reminder that this feral kitten is a grown woman's arch nemesis and in a few moments she's going to say she wishes he would die in a house fire. Don't listen to him, Luke. Look at this kitten. He's clearly emaciated. He got seperated from his feral cat colony and he's hungry. *checks for microchip* *puts out a tin of tuna* *pspspsps*

You would, miss Eats Parmesan Cheese Straight from the Can and Sandwiches With No Innards and French Toast Without Utensils. Soon to be Miss E Coli. We interupt this nonsense for some breaking news. As I was writing this, I was interrupted by an earthquake.

This must have been God breaking free of the heavens and blessing the union between Rory and Jess. Or more like Satan breaking free from the earth and cursing this bitch.

Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy, this SexCriminal.

This was a grade a Filet Mignon Okuh right here. I will continue to delight in the fact that Rory and SexCriminalJess dated for 6-7 months and despite all the fretting from adults with nothing else to do but nose into the sex lives of adult teenagers, they never have sex, and after all that fuss and furious cockblocking she just ends up screwing Dean instead. The fact that the adults in Stars Hollow are so in awe of Jess' sexual prowess to believe that if Rory were to be in his presence unsupervised for mere moments, her clothes would just fly off and they'd be found humping on the floor is hilarious and infuriating but also, not completely untrue.

"There goes my nephew the Gigolo" He's in awe the speed in which his nephew works, as it would take Luke over 4 years to get Lorelai upstairs alone to makeout.

#SexCriminals Look at all this furious naked humping going on. By god, I bet she's already pregnant. This is the sexiest complete avoidance of eye contact I've ever seen. You better hurry and put a stop to this, Adults!

That kiss was so chaste Mama Kim wouldn't even blink. She could bring them to church and use them as explemary role models for abstinence. They're even Leaving Room for Jesus. Luke:

That was A MINUTE. I know we're going to hear from Lorelai at a future time about how Crusty impregnated her with the speed of a jackrabbit on Adderall, so Jess could theoretically knock Rory up in a few seconds using telepathy or something, but give the boy some damn credit. Can't you people let this kid have ANY fucking joy (or privacy) in his life? I am so mad. It takes a lot for me to get mad at Luke Danes. This is what Luke and Lorelai are imagining will happen in less than a minute:

[eternallovers65]

I'm sorry, but if you like Cole, I'll immediately assume you're a cheater and you don't care about all the havoc you cause on people's lives

[forbeswho]

Crowley would secretly be a Rebecca Silver fan

[chatonlaveur]

POV, your imaginary friend is real and he wants to eat fish fingers and custard with you

[rickhunolt]

⛤Tutorial masterlist⛤

Painting with bleach on fabric + making it a backpatch

Making patches with images using transfer paste

Painting patches

Stencils for shirts/patches/whatever

Diy bracelets out of thrifted belts

How to sew bottle caps onto fabric

How to turn a shirt into a tank top that you can tie in the back

I will be updating this masterlist as I post more tutorials <3

[uitzinnigmp3]

i find that everything i am is everything i should be (i don't need to run away)

[message from rory heron: 15mins away! meet u there??] Shara looks at Chloe, who looks seconds away from saying various, very non-Christian swear words. “We’re not making it to the place in time, are we?” Chloe pauses for a second to collect herself. Then she sighs. Her thumbs start flying over the keyboard of her phone. “I swear, when will they finally start acting like actual gays and start showing up late to everything,” she mutters, and presses send. [chloe green: running late sryyyy can yall come to mine first?] [chloe green shared their live location] Chloe puts her phone in the back pocket of her shorts. “So,” she says, opening the bathroom cabinet and grabbing her make-up pouch. “Black or pink eyeliner?” or, it's hard to shake habits when you've had them all your life. but it's possible, one step at a time. [read on ao3]

so!! i finally finished my iksw fic i hope people like ittttt this has been a long time coming, i became obsessed w this book in early july ? and here we are with an url and a fic. wow. anyway read my fic pls its rlly good i promise <3

[mrsmess]

Prompt by anonymous. Thank you <3

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

society if anyone* cared about or admired or had interest in or emotional generosity toward ANY of the other characters on gilmore girls even a fraction as much as jess mariano:

(insert that futuristic utopia picture here)

*except me, god dammit