#rattlesnake cookie

[dragonfruitghosts]

Decided to download CRK onto my IPad and it was the worst mistake of my life I have so many cookie f/os now /silly

So yes I have Cookie Run self inserts I’ve been waiting to post about them for like weeks but I wanted to wait til I finished the main five of them so behold, my beasts

So all of these beasts (and who they’re shipped with) in order: Snakefruit Dragon Cookie (shipped with Pure Vanilla), Lingonberry Otter Cookie (shipped with Dark Choco), Rattlesnake Cookie (shipped with Licorice), Blue Velvet Cookie (shipped with Red Velvet and is my personal favorite beast), and Marshmallow Pegasus Cookie (shipped with Cream Unicorn)

All cookies in my art style will become beastly like these fellas as I cannot draw the cookies normally to save my life, also it’s just the nonhuman kin swag (/silly)

I will try my best to show their ships and such (plus lore about them cuz they all have so much lore) but they are here and they will be causing mass destruction

[sapphira-mydnyte]

🐍Blond Bombshell Snake King🐍

Ominis knew he had a reputation to keep up, but not what everyone thought it'd be entirely. Although he came from a family of dark witches & wizards, the few things that Ominis even considered keeping up were his manner, his pride & sharp dress sense. True, he was blind, but his wand allowed him to see everything like anyone else could & with great detail when it came to clothes. He was THE pickiest of guys when it came to outfits because of his heritage, but that was understandable. Salazar, for as dark as he was, still had a sense of style about him & that wasn't lost to Ominis. He'd at least do the founder right by dressing well like the rest of the professors, if a bit more high end like Headmaster Black did.

Those that were lucky enough to see him out in town? Oh, the jealousy among the men was higher than any game in the world. Why? Ominis left thousands of ladies aching in his wake, but not out of hatred... no. Ominis' other four senses were sharpened to make up for his lost eye sight & as such, he had the BEST smelling cologne that money could buy. A lot of what he had were actually gifts bestowed upon him by the Sallow twins, especially Sebastian. Whatever Sebastian couldn't wear because it either gave him a headache, made him break out, or didn't mix with him very well, Ominis wound up getting. Needless to say that Sebastian was also left a bit jealous about all that Ominis got out of him because it smelled better than Honeydukes most of the time! In the end, though, Sebastian's jealousy was put to rest since it was going to good use & Ominis loved every single bottle of it that he got. For the few that he did buy, they were the most expensive of scents, but, in Ominis' opinion, his family didn't deserve their riches for hurting the innocent.

Ominis didn't keep those riches to himself though. He spoiled his girl like the queen she was to him & bought her whatever outfit, perfume, shoes, parasol & hairstyle she wanted. Granted, he kept the bills paid in full as well, but his girl deserved to be treated right & nobody in his family was going to ruin it for him! Although she teased him at times & made him burn with a fever when he didn't want to be in such a mood, he couldn't help but turn into a kitty around her.

Those that saw Ominis with his lady out on the town were left in shock because none of them had ever known a Gaunt to be... nice. He was even nice enough to the other ladies in town to leave them in tears. Whether they were pureblood or not, even the muggles were treated well by him at his job. Word did get back to Hogwarts about him on the daily too, but the professors couldn't help but smile & sometimes cry over seeing it. Ominis was truly the sweetest of the heirs, sweeter than everything in Honeydukes & he deserved the world for finally redeeming the dark house of Slytherin. 💚🐍

Adult Omi dressed in Victorian aristocratic fashion must be cool...🫠

[windamp]

My mom ate some sugar cookie dough (the edible kind) and said "oh it tastes just like rattlesnake"

what

[gowns]

you know, they tell you all about childhood wonder, but i made spaghetti squash last night, and i told my 6 year old, "look! this looks like an ordinary squash, but look what happens when you cook it! it's going to turn into spaghetti!" and i roasted it and took it out of the oven and showed her, "look! look! check this out! it's like magic! spaghetti!!!!" digging my fork into the squash, the little strings coming out looking so goddamn much like spaghetti, in a way that still amazes me, as an adult, even though i've seen it happen before, it's still incredible to me, holy shit, here's this thing that grows out of the ground and we figured out that if you roast it the insides look identical to this other thing that exists, that is also edible, and they taste pretty good with the same seasonings and sauces.

"look! the squash turned into spaghetti! holy cow!" i even wrapped the strings around my fork, like a spaghetti commercial.

my 6 year old looked at my fork, looked at me, with a world weary glare, then rolled her eyes. "i'm not going to eat that." "ok, ok, you don't have to eat it, but isn't it cool?! how does it do that?!" "whatever." whatever! how can you whatever seeing a spaghetti squash for the first time?!

i tell you, we were sold a bill of goods about childhood wonder. there are so many things that amaze me that don't amaze my kids.

when i think about it, i remember that i was the same way, when i was that age, when i learned to read bigger books; i read a few science books, then i felt like i knew everything, and nothing amazed me anymore, everything that could be imagined had already happened. everything had a rational explanation. christmas lights were just electricity. mickey mouse is just a guy in a costume. vegetables are just vegetables and not that exciting; food doesn't need to be exciting, after all, it just needs to be safe and familiar.

--

just a few hours after the spaghetti squash, after i had put them to bed -- i heard the gentle click of my kid's bedroom door. her head popped into the bathroom, where i was taking a bath.

"i can't go to sleep, because i'm afraid."

"afraid of what?"

"i was watching a show about rattlesnakes, and a gila monster was about to eat them, and i turned it off, but now i'm still thinking -- what if i was a snake, and a gila monster was about to eat me?"

"...well, you are very lucky, because you are not a snake. and there are no gila monsters here."

"yes, but what if i was a snake? and what if there was a gila monster?"

"but you are a kid, and you are safe in your bedroom."

"but what if i wasn't?"

--

what i love about kids is that they are full of surprises. you can't predict how they'll react to things. adults follow scripts, but kids write their own. especially in these brief, precious years -- between 4 and 10 -- when they have enough language to communicate and process the world, but they're not following any scripts yet. and they have big emotions because they bristle against all the scripts being presented to them.

so you get all these funny contrasts -- the big christmas decorations are "whatever," but what's really fun is twisting these fuzzy pipe cleaners together. this toy doll is kind of fun, but what's really fun is pouring water in her mouth until she's sopping wet, cracking up because it's like she peed all over herself, then deciding to take a bath at noon. (taking a bath at noon is fun, taking a bath at bathtime is not.) the "make your own cookie" pre-made set is not fun, but mixing a big bowl of flour until everything is covered in white definitely is.

i love them because they're right. because we're both right. because they fill my life with contrasts. the spaghetti squash IS amazing, and it's ALSO pretty boring. coloring on paper IS limited fun, coloring on walls DOES feel liberating. it's true that we are not snakes, but what if we WERE?

we are always showing each other alternative ways of being!

[sassysnowperson]

I love this, I love how earnestly an apparently strangely worded question was engaged with (what does "closest to me" mean? When modified by "favorite"??)

In honor of my utter delight, I pose a follow up question:

In what dessert would you be least surprised to find a rattlesnake?

What sort of desert would you think is your favorite/closest to you?

i love tiramisu

[f-o-and-selfship-club]

NEW F/O List!!!

Romantic F/Os❤️💖

Scarecrow (Batman The Animated Series, The New Batman Adventures, Nolanverse, Brave and The Bold, Arkhamverse, Fear State, Injustice 2, Audio Adventures, Tomorrow-Verse, Harley Quinn Series and Happy Halloween Scooby Doo)

Luigi, Bowser and Daisy (Mario)

Meta Knight (Kirby)

Mad Hatter (Batman The Animated Series)

Penguin and Ragdoll (The Batman 2004 Series)

Riddler (The Batman 2004 Series and Arkham Knight)

Joker (Batman The Animated Series and The Batman 2004 Series)

The Question and Huntress (Justice League Unlimited)

Gentleman Ghost (Justice League Unlimited and Batman - The Brave and The Bold)

Spawn (Image Comics)

Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Snork (Moomins - 1990s)

Radley Heeler and Frisky Heeler (Bluey)

Wes Weasley (Adventures of Sonic The Hedgehog)

Unexplained Noises (Orion and The Dark)

Mr Shark and Diane Foxington (The Bad Guys)

Doctor Octopus, Vulture, Electro and Shocker (Spectacular Spider Man)

Bender (Futurama)

Po and Lord Shen (Kung Fu Panda)

Mr Scatterbrain (Mr Men Show)

Alastor, Zestial, Velvette and Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)

Blitzø, Paimon, Asmodeus, Sallie May and Striker (Helluva Boss)

Dr Krankcase (Skylanders)

Professor Venomous (OK K.O)

Girlfriend, Chris, Nikku, Nikusa, Garcello and Tabi (Friday Night Funkin)

Taki (Friday Night Fever)

Zavok and Zazz (Sonic)

Paintbrush, Silver Spoon, Candle, MePhone4S, Bandana and Hay Bale (Inanimate Insanity)

Conch Shell and PDA (The Power of Two)

Needle, Pen, Donut and Tennis Ball (Battle For Dream Island)

Six, Lollipop and Gaty (Battle For BFB)

Thrax (Osmosis Jones)

Amadeus Wolfgeist, Hellen Gravely and Morty (Luigi's Mansion)

Scar and Lex Woods (Alien Vs Predator)

Vex (Sackboy - A Big Adventure)

Sideshow Bob, Ned Flanders, Moe Syzlack and Waylon Smithers (The Simpsons)

Neo Cortex (Crash Bandicoot)

The Earl and The DangerGrid of Doom (Skatoony)

Monica (Oggy and The Cockroaches)

Black Hat (Villainous)

Jafar (Disney's Aladdin)

Maleficent (Disney's Sleeping Beauty)

Captain Hook (Disney's Peter Pan)

Hades (Disney's Hercules)

Katz, Freaky Fred and Computer (Courage The Cowardly Dog)

Espresso Cookie, Clover Cookie and Frost Queen Cookie (Cookie Run - Kingdom)

Rainbow Dash, Princess Cadence, Discord, Cheese Sandwich, Trenderhoof, Pinkie Pie and Tree Hugger (My Little Pony)

Fear (Inside Out)

Eddie Brock/Venom (Venom)

The Mole (Happy Tree Friends)

Goofy (Disney)

Simon Belmont (Captain N The Game Master)

Chris McLean (Total Drama)

Nordic Bunny (Shred Force)

Mr Puzzles (SMG4)

Mario.EXE (Mario's Madness)

MX (Mario 85 and Mario's Madness)

Dr Nefarious and Emperor Nefarious (Ratchet and Clank)

Claude Frollo and Esmeralda (Disney's The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Ales Mansay and Mr Dark (Rayman)

Ramon/Rayman (Captain Laserhawk)

Midnite and Edge (Mario + Rabbids)

Darkwing Duck, QuackerJack and Negaduck (Darkwing Duck)

Sniper, Medic and Spy (Team Fortress 2)

Right Hand Man (Henry Stickmin)

Wally Darling (Welcome Home)

Caine (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Dr Strangeglove and Luvli (Moshi Monsters)

NOS-4-A2, Zurg and Ty Parsec (Buzz Lightyear of Star Command)

Emperor Belos and Raine Whispers (Owl House)

Devil, King Dice and Baroness Von Bon Bon (Cuphead Show)

Elvira (Elvira, Mistress of the Dark and Happy Halloween Scooby Doo)

Sweet Tooth (Twisted Metal TV series)

Topsy (Raggedy Ann and Andy - A Musical Adventure)

Bella and Wally Ribbiton (Amphibia)

[Queerplatonic]🍀💚

Maud Pie (My Little Pony)

Rattlesnake Jake (Rango)

Ford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Trenderman (Creepypasta)

Gaston (Disney's Beauty and the Beast)

Toffee (Star VS The Forces of Evil)

Rita (Flushed Away)

[Crushes]🌸

Pinstripe Potoroo (Crash Bandicoot)

Tawna Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot 4 - It's About Time)

Kasane Teto (Vocaloid UTAU)

Rango and Beans (Rango)

Peppino Spaghetti (Pizza Tower)

Nasira (Disney's Aladdin in Nasira's Revenge)

Anxiety (Inside Out)

Gia (Madagascar)

Joe Dalton (The Daltons)

Lampy (The Brave Little Toaster)

Platonic F/Os💛🌹

Kuromi and Cinnamoroll (Sanrio)

Moony (ENA)

Henry Stickmin, Ellie Rose, Reginald Copperbottom and Sven Svensson (Henry Stickmin)

Dr Flug and White Hat (Villainous)

Benrey (Half Life VR)

Boyfriend, Carol, Annie, Pom Pom and Ash (Friday Night Funkin)

Edd, Eduardo and Zanta Claws (Eddsworld)

Ell (Ellsworld)

Rayman (Rayman and Animated Series)

Globox, Grand Minimus and Teensies (Rayman)

Betina (Rayman the Animated Series)

Flynn, Cali, Hugo, Tessa, Eye Brawl, Chop Chop and Wrecking Ball (Skylanders)

Bambi and Faline (Disney's Bambi)

SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star, Sandy Cheeks and Karen Plankton (SpongeBob)

Tanjiro Kamado (Demon Slayer)

Poppet, Zommer and Katsuma (Moshi Monsters)

Wall-E, EVE and M-O (Wall-E)

Charlie Morningstar, Angel Dust, Vaggie, Nifty and Vox (Hazbin Hotel)

Bunny, Kitty, Shirley the Medium, Cajun Fox and Black Puddle Queen (Courage The Cowardly Dog)

Anne Boonchuy and Sasha Waybright (Amphibia)

Red Action (OK K.O)

Cream Puff Cookie, Strawberry Crepe Cookie and Cherry Blossom Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Rocko Rama and Filburt Shellbach (Rocko's Modern Life)

Maria (Unicorn Wars)

Luca Paguro (Luca)

Curse Of X, Lord X and NormalCD (VS Sonic.EXE)

Bubble, Ice Cube and Pin (Battle For Dream Island)

Four, Eight, Nine, Ten, Fourteen, Five and Two (Battle for BFB)

Iscream, Fwench Fwy and Cofi (Chikn Nuggit)

Freckles and Rocky (Lackadaisy)

Alex, Marty and Vitaly (Madagascar)

Charlie Dompler and Pim Pimling (Smiling Friends)

Mario, Peach, Wario and Toad (Mario)

Sonic, Amy Rose, Vector, Chip and Tangle (Sonic)

Knuckles (Sonic Movie)

Po, Laa-Laa, Tinky Winky and Dipsy (Teletubbies)

Alice (Batman The Animated Series)

Donutella (Donutella)

Bianca (Pokémon)

Nazz (Ed, Edd N Eddy)

Oggy and Marky (Oggy and The Cockroaches)

Verosika Mayday, Collin, Vortex and Queen Bee-Zlebub (Helluva Boss)

Pomni and Jax (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Gus Porter and Hunter (Owl House)

N-Gin, Small Norm, Big Norm, Komodo Joe and Komodo Moe (Crash Bandicoot)

GB (Mario's Madness)

Bullfrog (Captain Laserhawk)

Bubble (Fundamental Paper Education)

Glendale (Centaurworld)

Vanity Smurf (Smurfs)

Bernie and Marina (Zig and Sharko)

Flaky (Happy Tree Friends)

Snorky, Fleegle, Drooper and Bingo (The Banana Splits)

Karen, Axol and SMG3 (SMG4)

Fred Jones (Scooby Doo)

Suki (Avatar - The Last Airbender)

Familial F/Os💙🍒

[Parents]🍁

Bandit Heeler, Chilli Heeler, Calypso, Pat and Brandy Heeler (Bluey)

Eda Clawthorne, Lilith Clawthorne, Darius Deamone and Camila Noceda (Owl House)

Millie, Moxxie and Stolas (Helluva Boss)

Lucifer Morningstar, Rosie, Carmilla Carmine and Husk (Hazbin Hotel)

Jack Skellington and Sally (The Nightmare Before Christmas)

Moominpappa and Moominmamma (Moomin)

Mama White and Papa White (Sanrio)

Victor, Laverne and Archdeacon (Disney's Hunchback Of Notre Dame)

King Andrias and Lady Olivia (Amphibia)

Lila and John (Spooky Month)

Wallace, Lady Tottington and Wendolene Ramsbottom (Wallace and Gromit)

Muriel Bagge (Courage The Cowardly Dog)

Yor Forger and Loid Forger (Spy X Family)

Solazar, Ruv, Sarvente and Dr Springheel (Friday Night Funkin)

Alice (Pokémon - Rise of Darkrai)

Count Bleck and Tippi (Super Paper Mario)

Tankman and Steve (Tankmen)

King Boo and Rosalina (Mario)

Dr Eggman and Vanilla (Sonic)

Optimus Prime (Transformers)

Ventriloquist and Scarface (Batman The Animated Series)

Catwoman (The Batman 2004 Series)

Connor and Lieutenant Hank Anderson (Detroit: Become Human)

Jason Voorhess and Pamela Voorhees (Friday The 13th - Original)

Ragatha and Kinger (The Amazing Digital Circus)

EteleD/Henry Morris and Corrupted Mii/Austin Sanders (Wii Deleted You)

Genie (Disney's Aladdin)

Mrs Piggy and Swedish Chef (Muppets)

Mao Mao, Badgerclops, Shin Mao and Eugene (Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart)

Funella and Furgus (Furchester Hotel)

Majin Sonic (VS Sonic.EXE)

Clarabelle Cow, Horace Horsecollar, Oswald The Lucky Rabbit and Ortensia the Cat (Disney)

Tom Wachowski and Maddie Wachowski (Sonic Movie)

Melman and Gloria (Madagascar)

Smee (Disney's Peter Pan)

Mona and Mike (Warioware)

Rarity, Princess Celestia and Thorax (My Little Pony)

[Siblings]🦋

Moomintroll, Snorkmaiden and Little My (Moomin)

Octavia and Loona (Helluva Boss)

Bluey Heeler, Bingo Heeler, Rusty and Mackenzie Border Collie (Bluey)

Slushi (Chikn Nuggit)

Marcy Wu/Darcy, Sprig Plantar and Polly Plantar (Amphibia)

Mabel Pines, Wendy Corduroy and Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls)

Meggy Spletzer, Tari and Melony (SMG4)

Meilin Lee, Miriam Mendelsohn, Priya Mangal and Abby Park (Turning Red)

Jenny Wakeman (My Life As A Teenage Robot)

Soft Boyfriend and Soft Mouse (Friday Night Funkin - Soft)

Streber (Spooky Month)

Rabbid Rosalina (Mario + Rabbids)

Tails, Blaze and Espio (Sonic)

Giulia Marcovaldo (Luca)

Selever, Rasazy, Cassette Girl, Sunday, Rascal and Hex (Friday Night Funkin)

Nezuko Komado (Demon Slayer)

Shaggy Rogers and Madelyn Dinkley (Scooby Doo)

Darrell, Shannon, Raymond, Enid and KO (OK K.O)

Dee Dee (Dexter's Laboratory)

Edd/Double D (Ed Edd n Eddy)

Olivia (Oggy and The Cockroaches)

Hilda (Hilda)

Iris (Pokémon)

Patsy Smiles (Camp Lazlo)

Noisette (Pizza Tower)

Orbulon (Warioware)

Tiana and Charlotte La Bouff (Princess and The Frog)

Loona (Helluva Boss)

Emily, Odette, Clara and Nifty (Hazbin Hotel)

Wubbzy, Widget, Walden and Daizy (Wow! Wow! Wubbzy)

Luz Noceda, Willow Park, Vee, Collector, Eberwolf and Kikimora (Owl House)

N (Murder Drones)

Zooble (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Charles Calvin (Henry Stickmin)

DogDay, CraftyCorn, Hoppy Hopscotch, KickinChicken, CatNap and Boogie Bot (Poppy Playtime)

Molly McGee and Libby Stein-Torres (Ghost and Molly McGee)

Sniffles and Lammy (Happy Tree Friends)

Toaster (The Brave Little Toaster)

Elflin (Kirby)

Phoebe (Furchester Hotel)

Gordi (Unicorn Wars)

Tord and Tom (Eddsworld)

Tamara (Ellsworld)

Mags (Skylanders)

Squid Ink Cookie, Parfait Cookie and Custard Cookie III (Cookie Run - Kingdom)

Iris (Pokémon)

Lamb and Goat (Cult of the Lamb)

Berk (The Trap Door)

Pasadena O'Possum, Lani-Loli, Crash Bandicoot and Coco Bandicoot (Crash Bandicoot)

[Children]🍰

Child! Blitzø, Child! Stolas, Child! Octavia, Child! Fizzarolli, Oliver and Child! Moxxie (Helluva Boss)

Pom Pom, Lila, Muffin and Socks (Bluey)

Cyan Fitzgerald (Todd McFarlane's Spawn)

Penny Crygor, Kat, Ana, Ashley and 9-Volt (Warioware)

Hello Kitty, Mimmy White, Fifi, My Melody, My Sweet Piano and Julianna Scott (Sanrio)

Eri and Kota Izumi (My Hero Academia)

Maggie Simpson (The Simpsons)

Nugget (Super Meat Boy Forever)

Anya Forger (Spy X Family)

Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls)

Adorabat (Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart)

Skid, Pump and Robert (Spooky Month)

Hat Kid (A Hat In Time)

Sam (Trick R Treat)

Cream, Cheese, Orbot, Cubot, Sage and Charmy Bee (Sonic)

Kirby, Ribbon and Adeleine (Kirby)

SCP-053 and SCP-239 (SCP)

Baby Doll (Batman The Animated Series)

Cub (Happy Tree Friends)

Lazlo, Gretchen and Edward (Camp Lazlo)

X and Cake (Battle For BFB)

Lumas (Mario)

Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, Baby Peach, Bowser Jr, Boo and Luma (Mario)

Onion Cookie (Cookie Run: Kingdom)

Three Diablos (Puss In Boots: The Three Diablos)

QT (Friday Night Funkin)

Fink (O.K KO)

Pinocchio (Disney's Pinocchio - 1940s)

Egg Boiz (Hazbin Hotel)

Blanky (Brave Little Toaster)

Flips (Rayman The Animated Series)

Henry Hugglemonster (Henry Hugglemonster)

Sunflower (Plants Vs Zombies)

Gangle (The Amazing Digital Circus)

[Others]💜

Grandma White - grandmother and Grandpa White - grandfather (Sanrio)

Chris Heeler - grandmother, Trixie Heeler - aunt and Stripe Heeler - uncle (Bluey)

Gwendolyn Clawthorne - grandmother, Edric Blight - cousin and Emira Blight - cousin (Owl House)

Nanny Plum - grandmother and Wise Old Elf - grandfather (Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom)

Uncle Hairy - uncle (Humf)

Isabel - cousin (Furchester Hotel)

Samantha Coleman - cousin (Wii Deleted You)

Alice Green - grandmother (Big City Greens)

Alicia - grandmother (Pokémon - Rise of Darkrai)

Nina Cortex - niece (Crash Bandicoot)

Burt Curtis - cousin, Earrings - cousin and Dave Panpa - cousin (Henry Stickmin)

Dribble - uncle, Spitz - cousin and Dr Crygor - grandfather (Warioware)

Soft Pico - cousin (Friday Night Funkin - Soft)

Hop Pop Plantar - grandfather (Amphibia)

Iroh - uncle (Avatar - The Last Airbender)

Granny Smith - grandmother, Pharynx - uncle and Princess Luna - aunt (My Little Pony)

Leatherface/Bubba Sawyer - uncle (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)

May Parker - aunt (Spectacular Spider Man)

Pet F/Os🐑🤍

Gidget, Daisy and Chloe (The Secret Life of Pets)

Fat Nuggets and Keekee (Hazbin Hotel)

King, Hooty, Flapjack and Clover (Owl House)

Thumper (Disney's Bambi)

SCP-999 and SCP-131 (SCP)

Artemis, Diana and Luna (Sailor Moon)

Zero (Nightmare Before Christmas)

Puss in Boots, Kitty Softpaws and Perrito (Puss in Boots)

Gary (SpongeBob)

Ringo (Eddsworld)

Pipsqueak (The Lorax)

Shirousa, Kurousa, Strawberryusa, Blueberryusa, Momousa, Vanilla, Aousa, Pandausa, Balletusa and Primausa (Sugarbunnies)

Pusheen (Pusheen The Cat)

Cheezborger and Chikn Nuggit (Chikn Nuggit)

505 (Villainous)

Gromit, Feathers McGraw and Hutch (Wallace and Gromit)

Jeffrey The Land Shark (It's Jeff)

Polterpup (Luigi's Mansion)

Jess (Postman Pat)

Garfield and Odie (Garfield)

Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private (Madagascar and Penguins of Madagascar)

Bond Forger (Spy X Family)

Courage and Le Quack (Courage The Cowardly Dog)

Hypno (Pokémon and Friday Night Funkin: Lullaby)

Pikachu, Pichu, Jigglypuff, Eevee, Sylveon, Darkrai, Piplup, Wynaut, Manaphy, Togepi, Togekiss, Pawmi, Mudkip, Torchic, Chikorita, Jirachi, Emolga, Axew, Cosmog, Mew, Celebi, Zorua, Minccino, Cinccino, Ralts, Azurill, Latios, Latias, Riolu, Lucario, Buneary, Dwebble, Altaria, Swablu, Quaxly, Espurr, Meowstic, Gengar, Misdreavus, Audino and Diancie (Pokémon)

Shinto (Friday Night Funkin: Lullaby)

Scooby Doo (Scooby Doo)

Chao and Yacker (Sonic)

Rilakkuma

Zippy (TUFF Puppy)

Pugsley (Dead End: Paranormal Park)

Jiji (Kiki's Delivery Service)

Mog and Owl (Meg and Mog)

Peep, Quack and Chirp (Peep and The Big Wide World)

Baby Rox, Jeepers, Sleepypaws, Shishi, Holga, Suey, Fifi, Capt Squirk, Tomba, Kissy, Roxy, Grinny, Gabby, Mr Snoodle, Scamp, Bingo, Misty, Blinky, Marsha, Priscilla, Gingersnap, Fernando, Scrumpy, Penny, Tingaling, Pip, Prof Purplex, Honey and Nodkins (Moshi Monsters)

Nine (Frankenstein's Cat)

(dividers owned by @enchanthings-a)

Pr0ships, c0mships, bigots, z00, anti-self shippers, NSFW, necr0 and p#do DNI!!!

[serpentous]

♬ — BAH PACK #011 : RYE COOKIE

𐙚 ˖ names :

　　⪩ rye , cassidy , clementine , dakota , cheyenne , jessie , dallas , dixie , winona , bonnie , darby , sierra , fen , clyde , austin , boone , cash , colt , levi , clint , clayton

𐙚 ˖ pronouns :

　　⪩ she/her , he/him , it/its , grain/grains , shot/shots , west/wests , law/laws , ride/rides , chase/chases , wild/wilds , coin/coins , dough/doughs , chip/chips , rope/ropes , gun/guns , badge/badges , sheriff/sheriffs

𐙚 ˖ gender & orientation :

　　⪩ bigender , lesbian , cowboy sapphic , cookiegender , ryecharic

𐙚 ˖ age :

　　⪩ 20

𐙚 ˖ species :

　　⪩ cookie (cookie run)

𐙚 ˖ emojis :

　　⪩ 🌾 , ⭐️ , 🐎 , 🤠 , 🍪 , 🐴

𐙚 ˖ kintypes :

　　⪩ vulture therian , rattlesnake therian , sheriff conceptkin , cowboy conceptkin

𐙚 ˖ sources :

　　⪩ rye cookie (cookie run)

𐙚 ˖ roles :

　　⪩ order keeper

𐙚 ˖ personality :

　　⪩ rye is highly confident of herself and her abilities. she helps keep order in the system, considering herself the only thing between order and chaos. she sets the law, and what she says goes. she never backs down, and thinks lowly of those who do. she holds strong grudges, and will never forget it if you wrong her. she rarely acknowledges those outside the system, unless they have done something to “earn it” in her eyes.

𐙚 ˖ likes :

　　⪩ cowboy aesthetics , the wild west , horses , her source , shooting games , sheriff characters , american history , physical labor , keeping order , bossing people around , ginger flavored foods , hot coffee , camping , spicy foods , most breads , apple cider , pies , flannels , keeping the body’s hair tied up or short , the song “hell’s coming with me” by poor man’s poison

𐙚 ˖ dislikes :

　　⪩ being ignored , not being listened to , being inside , rain , cutecore things , “girly” things , makeup , dresses , eating cookies , queer infighting , identity police , real cops , social injustice

𐙚 ˖ birthday :

　　⪩ november 13th

𐙚 ˖ typing quirk :

　　⪩ none

𐙚 ˖ faceclaims :

　　⪩ official art

[pudgewizard]

Gay Pastries

This is a Fionna and Cake (2023) fanfiction that includes stuffing, burps and belly noises. If you don't like this, please don't read. Thank you, and for the rest of you, enjoy <3

Marshall Lee laid against the brick wall, guitar in hand. He looked down at his guitar case; only about a couple bucks in there so far. Lee hoped to make more, so he could afford a place away from his mom.

So he lifted up his guitar, held the curve with his knee, and began strumming.

Tumbleweeds and Rattlesnake-

Grrrrbrbllle!

Lee was immediately thrown off his groove by his belly.

"Buddy," he jiggled his portly stomach. "It's my turn to sing, okay?"

brrrbl..

He couldn't afford a decent lunch with the money he had at the moment. But he felt his stomach writhe in hunger, pangs approaching by the minute. Then he remembered; the bag of cookies Fionna had given him. His mouth watered thinking about how wonderful they tasted.

As his belly bellowed a deep, sorrowful grumble, it was decided. Marshall was getting more cookies.

-

"Welcome to Butler's Buttery Buns!" A cheery Gary Prince greeted. "How may I be of service today?"

Marshall Lee scanned the pastries behind the glass and, while looking good, didn't find the gingerbread men.

"Would you like some help finding something?" Gary asked.

Marshall blushed.

"N-no, no," Lee chuckled nervously. "I'm good! I was just..browsing..I should really get going-"

GRRRRBRBLLLE!..

Lee paused in his steps, frozen in his own cringe. His face flared up in temperature. He cringed even more as he heard the man behind the counter laugh gently.

"I.. I'm sorry. I'll leave you be-"

"No no! Don't go!" Gary rushed over. "That was just..cute is all. But golly, your tummy sounds ferocious."

Marshall looked at the man's face. His eyes sparkled like stars and he had the most adorable blush.

"So what were you looking for exactly?" Gary broke the silence.

"Oh! Um..I don't even know if you have them..my friend gave me these gingerbread men that had this delicious raspberry icing.."

"You thought they were delicious?!" Gary grinned.

Marshall backed up in surprise.

"Sorry." Gary chuckled. "I just…love baking those cookies. And it's great to hear feedback like that..very reassuring. Thanks.

"Wow. Um..you're welcome, I guess." Lee blushed.

"Unfortunately, we're out. In the meantime, I'm baking more in the oven. But I don't want you going anywhere on an empty belly."

"Oh please, um," Lee read Gary's name tag. "Gary! I appreciate it. But I don't have enough money to-"

"Friend. Baking is a passion of mine. I don't do it for the money. It's on the house."

-

Luckily, his boss went home for the night, so Gary wouldn't suffer repercussions for giving away free pastries. He flipped the sign to 'closed', and then led Marshall to the break room.

"So while we wait for the cookie men to finish baking, I want you to try some other pastries I made! This one's an eclair with cream cheese inside."

Rrrrr…

"Wow…" Marshall took the eclair and took a bite out of it. Cream cheese poured into his mouth. But the icing on top perfectly balanced it out. It made his taste buds open up.

"This is so amazing!" Marshall tried to say, but his mouth was full, so it came out as, 'Fis if fo amafim!'.

"Chew with your mouth closed, cutie." Gary chuckled as he blushed. Marshall blushed back. He turned his attention to finishing the eclair. He licked the icing and cream cheese off his fingers once he finished. Lee patted his stomach in satisfaction.

"Goodness!" Gary chuckled. "You finished that one quickly!"

"It was so good, Gary." Marshall laid back in his chair, rubbing his belly.

Gllllorp!

"Did you eat too fast?" Gary asked, worried.

"Nah.." Lee moaned slightly. "I'm still hungry, actually…"

"Oh.." Gary blushed. "Well, let me grab you some more treats I made!"

"How many do you have in there?"

"A lot… my boss doesn't let me sell my own treats.."

"That sucks balls. These pastries are like, the best I've had in a while. You deserve to share your art with the world!"

"I…." Gary sniffled. "Thank you..um.."

"Marshall Lee."

Brbebrbrble..

"And this is my belly." Lee patted his chubby middle. "I like to sing, but he also likes to chime in, uninvited."

"It's very nice to meet you two."

-

And so Gary kept bringing in pastries. From creme puffs, to crepes, to muffins, and so on. With every creamy or sweet treat, Marshall's belly grew pudgier. His belly gurgled no longer from hunger, but from satisfactory digestion. Gary looked upon Lee's belly with pleasure. It looked so soft and plump.

Ding!

"Ah! The gingerbread men are ready! I'll go icing them up!"

Gary left to the kitchen as Lee was left with his distended belly.

grrarrr..

"Aw, getting packed in there? I was just having fun.."

Lee began rubbing his stomach, but it just wasn't doing the job.

"Here they are!" Gary cheerfully came in with the cookies. "Oh my, you look positively stuffed, Lee."

"I know." Lee sighed. "But I want more…but my hands aren't helping calm my tummy down much.."

"Would you.." Gary began to blush. "Want me to help."

Marshall blushed back.

"Please. Of course."

Gary gently placed his hand on Marshall's belly. He could feel everything gurgling under his hand. It was so soft and warm, like a heated pillow. He began rubbing clockwise. Lee already felt better, yet flustered. His belly was throwing a tantrum in there, yet Gary didn't seem to mind. He just smiled warmly as he rubbed. So Marshall just laid back as he sighed in relief.

OOOUUUURP!

Marshall let out a humongous belch. Blushing, he covered his face.

"Excuse me.." Lee groaned.

"You're excused." Gary chuckled. "That's probably what had your tummy throwing a riot! You feel better?"

Marshall nodded as he sighed in relief.

"I think I…made enough room for those cookies.."

"Here, let me feed you. You've worked really hard today, Marshall Lee."

[lantur]

I don’t even know how I can describe the week I spent in Washington state with @thatisadamnfinecupofcoffee and @annespelledwithane. Here are the memories that will stay with me:

Pike Place Market, the perfect introduction to Seattle, on a rainy Sunday evening, eating Beecher’s mac and cheese and enormous cookies while standing huddled under a storefront. A huge dinner that night at Din Tai Fung, one of my favorite restaurants.

Marveling at the glass art at Chihuly Garden and Glass, and watching a live glassblowing demonstration. Taking an underground tour of Seattle on a rainy afternoon, and learning a lot about the city, and warming up with a hot pot dinner after a day of being in the cold and rain.

Savory pastry breakfasts in the warm golden light of a bakery while it was gray and drizzling outside. Road tripping from Seattle to Port Angeles and entering Olympic National Park to do our first hike at Marymere Falls, and getting to sit on and walk along the shores of the enormous, beautiful Lake Crescent, eating bread and cheese.

Driving deep into the forest the next morning to hike at Sol Duc Falls, and then even further into the Hoh Rainforest, marveling at the Hall of Mosses. Walking along the Pacific Coast at Rialto Beach under the golden evening sunlight, when the sun finally came out from under the clouds. Sitting on the driftwood at the beach to eat farmer’s market persimmons and more bread and cheese.

We found the cutest diner in Port Angeles on our way back to Seattle, and loved the final drive past Lake Crescent while listening to TSwift. We explored the Main Street of Bainbridge Island and ate locally made chocolate truffles, and went to the Museum of Pop Culture. We went to Snoqualmie Falls, of Twin Peaks fame. On our final day of our trip, we hiked Rattlesnake Ledge, climbing a whole mountain. We saw so many sides of Washington State in our short time there, from the forests and rainforests to the mountain, the ocean, and the streets and underground of Seattle.

I loved our takeout dinners of pizza and Thai food and Chinese food eaten in our hotel rooms, the episodes of the X Files we watched, the music we listened to, the discussions we had. It was amazing and beautiful. I love the Pacific Northwest, and it’s been my dream to visit Olympic National Park for years now. I’m so glad I got to have this experience with my friends.

Waiting at the airport for my flight home now ♥️

[frozenhi-chews]

For the ask game... Starlo, question 1,2 and 9?

"Hello there! Saw that, yer one of 'er friends. Neat! Now how d' I- ah!

1. what's the weirdest petname s/i has ever called you? what's the weirdest petname you've ever called them?

"Pfff this is a good one! She's called me Rattlesnake before, 's a callback to when we were fightin'. An' she's called me Lemon Cookie. Cuz I look like one, her words. Do- do I look like a lemon cookie? I gotta know from others."

2. how easy is it for you to get them to laugh?

"Oh. SO easy! I make the mos' out-of-pocket thing and she doubles over with that big bright smile and that adorable scrunched up face. I don' even hav' t' try makin' her laugh. I'm just that silly, accordin' ta her!"

9. what's their beige flag?

"I had ta look this one up... she likes drinking pickle juice. Out of the jar. As someone who don't really like pickles, that's just even weirder. But it don't hurt anyone. So it's chill!"

[dailydoseofdragon]

Dragon Calendar and Request Log

Feel Free to Request anything or send in an ask! I’m always happy to talk =}

All non dragons are tagged treasure trove.

January - 31/31

Old Year 🐉

Birth Month 🐉

Zodiac 🐉

Rat 🐉

Ox 🐉

Tiger 🐉

Rabbit 🐉

Snake 🐉

Horse 🐉

Goat 🐉

Monkey 🐉

Rooster 🐉

Dog 🐉

Pig 🐉

Ballon Dragon 🐉

Abstract 🐉

Maleficent 🐉

Continuous Line 🐉

Wanted Poster🐉

Tuxedo 🐉

Hug🐉

Warmth 🐉

Story Book 🐉

Message 🐉

Library 🐉

Taxi 🐉

Lego🐉

Daisy 🐉

Rattlesnake 🐉

Long 🐉

Monarch Butterfly 🐉

February - 29/29

Birth Month 🐉

Zodiac 🐉

Skywing🐉

Nightwing 🐉

Sandwing 🐉

Mudwing🐉

Icewing 🐉

Rainwing🐉

Seawing🐉

Hivewing 🐉

Silkwing 🐉

Leafwing 🐉

Hybridwing 🐉

Valentines 🐉

Discount Chocolate 🐉

Snatch 🐉

Rose 🐉

Animation 🐉

Tug a War 🐉

Seal 🐉

Avatar the Last Airbender 🐉

Wood Puppet 🐉

Peach Blossom 🐉

Alone 🐉

Pencil 🐉

Crayon 🐉

Charizard 🐉

Animation Blue🐉

Leap Year!🐉

March (How to Train Your Dragon Month) - 31/31

Birth Month 🐉

Zodiac🐉

Toothless 🐉

Stormfly🐉

Hookfang 🐉

Barf and Belch 🐉

Meatlug 🐉

Timberjack 🐉

Whispering Death 🐉

Buffalord 🐉

Deathsong 🐉

Changewing 🐉

Hobgobbler 🐉

Skrill 🐉

Hotburple 🐉

Lycanwing 🐉

Saint Patrick’s / Clover (Request)🐉

Flightmare 🐉

Fireworm 🐉

Nightterror 🐉

Green/Red Death🐉

Razor Whip🐉

Scauldron🐉

Sea Shocker 🐉

Sentinel 🐉

Slither Wing 🐉

Speed Stinger 🐉

Terrible Terror 🐉

Triple Strike 🐉

Book Toothless🐉

Easter🐉

April

April Fools Day🐉

Birth Month🐉

Zodiac 🐉

404 Day 🐉

Dandelion 🐉

Rainbow 🐉

Spyro 🐉

Peeps 🐉

Unicorn 🐉

Siblings 🐉

Dragon on a String🐉

Atmosphere🐉

Spike My Little Pony 🐉

Pumpkin Roll (Animated) 🐉

Hiram McDaniels 🐉

Old Drawing + New One 🐉

Stuffie 🐉

Pinata 🐉

The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 🐉

Look Alike Day🐉

Teacup (Request)🐉

Earth Day🐉

Slay a Dragon Day🐉

Scream (Animated) 🐉

Toothbrush (Request)🐉

Space🐉

10 Minutes 🐉

May

Birth Month

Zodiac

Hydra

Star Wars

-

-

Resident Evil

to 13 -

14. Lofi (Maybe Animated)

15. Cookie

16. -

17. Ender Dragon

18.

19.

20. Bee Dragon

21. To 27. -

28. Magic

29. To 31.

June (Pride)

Birth Month

Zodiac

Gay

Lesbian

Pansexual

Nonbinary

Bisexual

Asexual

Transexual

Aromantic

Genderfluid

Gender Queer

Demi Boy

Demi Girl

Polyamory

Pride Flag

Agender (Request)

Intersex (Request)

to 30. (Please send any more you would like!)

July (Disability Month)

Birth Month

Zodiac

Service Dog

Hard of Hearing (Request)

Terezi Homestuck (Request)

Oracle DC

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock ||| HTTYD (Request)

to 27. (Please send any you would like!)

28. Yang Xiao Long RWBY

29. To 31. -

August

Birth Month

Zodiac

Red (Animated)

Freddy Fazbear

Foxy

Chica

Bonnie

Golden Freddy

William Afton

Vanny

Dragon Fruit (Request)

Strawberry (Request)

Pineapple (Request)

Banana (Request)

Orange (Request)

Kiwi (Request)

Watermelon (Request)

Gold of Light RWBY

God of Dark RWBY

Wyvern RWBY

Sea Feilong RWBY

to 31. -

September

Birth Month

Jurassic Park

Zodiac

to 30. -

October (SPOOKY MONTH)

Birth Month

Zodiac

Pumpkin

Zombie

Skeleton

Vampire

Swampy

Sighting

Witch

Mothman

Cavern Merlin

Infected

Ghost

Doll

Scarecrow

Fire

Clown

Reaper

Mummy

Frankenstein’s Monster

Angel

Demon

Bat

Horns

Monochrome

Bone

Moon

Fog

Glow

Plant

Rat King

November

Birth Month

Day of the Dead

Zodiac

to 27. -

28. Thanksgiving

29. -

30. -

December

Birth Month

Zodiac

to 24. -

25. Christmas

26. Hanukkah

27. -

28. The Knight

29. Found

30. Battle 31. The New Year

[discothemechanic]

Phighting Ocs speices:

Fortune Cookie: Brown Husky

Ultrablast: Diamond back Rattlesnake

Discobike: Tiger shark

Lantern: Firefly

Freeze Cannon: Snow leapord

[thehyperrequiem]

Madeleine Cookie (Rango Parody) Cast

“A cookie (Yong Yea) who has lived as a sheltered family friend finds himself in the grip of an identity crisis. Madeleine Cookie wonders how to stand out when it is his nature to blend in. When he accidentally winds up in a frontier town called Dirt, he takes the first step on a transformational journey as the town's new sheriff. Though at first Madeleine Cookie only role-plays, a series of thrilling situations and outrageous encounters forces him to become a real hero.”

Madeleine Cookie (Cookie Run) as Rango

White Strabby (Bugsnax) as Mr. Timms

Espresso Cookie (Cookie Run) as Beans

Lilli Zanatto (Psychonauts) as Priscilla

Truman Zanatto (Psychonauts) as Himself/Priscilla’s Father

Elder Custard Cookie (Cookie Run) as Tortoise John

Gummigoo (TADC) as Bad Bill

Max and Chad (TADC) and Bowser (Mario) as Bad Bill’s Henchmen

Schwarzwalder (Cookie Run) as Rattlesnake Jake

Quint, Ballade, Enker and Punk (Megaman) as The Mariachi Owls

Ginseng Cookie (Cookie Run) as Roadkill

Thunder Mcqueen (Jjba) as Mr. Merrimack

Prophet Cookie (Cookie Run) as Spoons

Narancia (Jjba) as Waffles

Speedwagon (Jjba) as Ambrose

Moe (The Simpsons) as Buford

Wildberry Cookie (Cookie Run) as Eligin

Wambus Troubleham (Bugsnax) as Mr. Snuggles

Ford Cruller (Psychonauts) as Willie

Otto Mentallis (Psychonauts) as Dr. Rabbit

Johnny Joestar and Gyro Zeppeli (Jjba) as Themselves/Rango’s Posse’s Friends

Emporio (Jjba) as Cletus

Marble Bread Cookie (Cookie Run) as Mr. Black

Muhammad Avdol (Jjba) as Wounded Bird

Financier Cookie (Cookie Run) as Angelique

Moreau Oleander (Psychonauts) as Sergeant Turley

Fake Peppino (Pizza Tower) as Balthazar

Peppino Clones (Pizza Tower) as Balthazar's Family

Henry Stickmin (Henry Stickmin) as Gordy

Licorice Cookie and Poison Mushroom Cookie (Cookie Run) as Ezekiel and Jedidiah

Duo (Megaman) as Spirit of the West

Various Characters as The Citizens of Dirt

Wormsworth (Balan Wonderworld) as The Hawk

[affidecrystal]

Well I was going to edit Chapter 6 of Of Birds and Hounds tomorrow…but now I’m going to be busy baking my local Fire Department dozens and dozens of cookies in thanks for them removing our first ✨rattlesnake✨ from our front porch.

But there will be an update this weekend, for those of you who are reading!

[malinastharlock]

Hang out with friends, meet interesting and new people with amazing personalities, eat cheese, make Mead, make hallucinogenic mead, try different drugs, expand your mind, eat a cookie, buy a cake that looks like your face then eat out the eyes of the cake and leavy it around your house to make people feel a little creeped out for shits and giggles, drink wine, learn to cook a smilk banger, study up on human history, go down a rabbit hole of inconsistencies and plot holes, discover a new creation theory that rattlesnakes your brain hole into Poopsberg, find a ham sandwich, chill by the pool, work, work, work, workworkqorkworkworkworkqork, work... Find a new look on Pinterest, eat some cheese, I mean the list is endless really. Your future is what you make it. 😘

[ripcrispyblonde]

@bloodsalted asked: "They're severed finger sandwiches! I found the recipe online!" halloween memes please !! 👻👻

❝ they look hideous! i adore them!!! is that red onion for the fingernails? ❞ she eyes the sandwiches, trying to gage what she's signing up for by putting one in her mouth. savory, sweet, egg salad? anything could be rolled up in the flattened bread. maybe that was part of the fun. deciding to dive right in, she picked up one of the fingers and bit the tip of it off. ❝ i wish we had an oven. next time we get a motel with a kitchenette it's over. i'm making sugar cookies! and rattlesnake breadsticks! ❞ she's excited to share the holiday spirit with someone.