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[hilsonrecsmd]

sugar and spice 

by ratsalad

teen | comp. | 2k ; pre-slash

summary: Three times House is nice, and one time Wilson isn’t.

“Aren’t you tired of being nice?” House asked Wilson. “Don’t you just want to go ape shit?”

ao3 comment: Ductie commented -

Uggggh this is so good, I love it. All of House's little sarcastic comments are perfect, I loved the helmet scene lmao. You NAILED the thing they do where they're like,, having two different conversations at the same time. Like Wilson's talking about how nice House is being while he oh so stubbornly refuses to be genuine, even for a moment. It's excellent.

Also the +1 goes so hard. You go Wilson. Get your man.

[theropoda]

5, 6, 23 for the asks :D

5: who do you feel the most you around? not sure what this means but i will try.... i suppose i feel the most "me" around other people who are interested in stuff like zoology and paleontology and stuff, just talking about the weird and wonderful shit the earth has been up to from past til present. i feel like i find a bit of myself in other people who also spend as much time staring at grass and trees as i do. no judging anyone over not knowing anything, always happy to share knowledge.

6: three things about yourself you like (physical and none physical) already done here!

23: favorite piece of clothing? i don't know 😭 i certainly have a few but i don't remember what they are... sorry :P

[loverboybrightsideghost]

TOP 5 PIECES FOR VIOLA <3

HELL YEAH MAN

okay so in no particular order:

First Meeting (Souvenir) by Eric Coates

the first time i heard this piece, i saw it performed live, and there is truly nothing like it. i can't believe it's only six minutes long dude it felt like an entire lifetime. makes you feel every emotion. HOUGH what a good piece‼️‼️

2. Der Schwanendreher by Paul Hindemith

one of the pieces of all time for viola as far as i'm concerned (and also many other people, this is one of Thee Pieces for viola). it's a total banger 🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

3. Marchenbilder Op. 113, by Robert Schumann

marchenbilder (fairy tale pictures). each movement is short and pretty different from the others, perhaps you could think of it as each a different fairy tale, or each a different step on someone's journey. the second movement is sooo fun but also one of those pieces where you look at the sheet music and you're like WHOAA okayyyy. and the fourth movement is really pretty and soft and sweet :)))

4. Romanze Op. 81, by Max Bruch

i'm actually working on this one right now! i heard it over a year ago (very popular piece lol) and every single time i heard it, it was the most beautiful thing ever. that rom- really can -anze. as soon as i got home i printed the music i was like i MUST play this, and now i am!!!

5. Viola Concerto by William Walton

it's walton. what more can i say. another banger for sure.

(honorable mention to morpheus by rebecca clarke)

[sohel281222]

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[fuckyeahficrec]

Hilson (Greg House / James Wilson)

I will add more in a near future

Please, give me suggestions for this blog and submit your own recommendations

These are listed by size - wordcount

Presumptuous Proposal - by didbuckygetaplum - Rating: Teen and Up - Words: 1277

Summary: Wilson couldn't figure out why everyone was congratulating him (well, mostly everyone, a few looked at him like he'd lost his mind) and he couldn't find House anywhere to ask him if he knew what was going on either.

sugar and spice - by ratsalad - Rating: Teen and Up - Words: 1984

Summary: “Aren’t you tired of being nice?” House asked Wilson. “Don’t you just want to go ape shit?”

(Three times House is nice, and one time Wilson isn’t.)

Welcomed Change - by JammiesDodger - Rating: General - Words: 2447

Summary: They're not sure when, or how, it happened, but it happened.

Something changed. They sat closer on the couch now, House’s bedroom had become their shared bedroom, Wilson had decided House’s old shirts make far better pajamas than his own.

They both decide the change was welcomed.

the doppelgänger effect - by lohoron - Rating: Explicit - Words: 2891

Summary: The door to Wilson’s room opens and he curiously cocks his head when he hears not one, but two sets of footsteps.

Motherfucker.

Ditched me so you could get your dick wet. What a slut.

pay you in love without returns - by wishb0ne - Rating: Teen and Up - Words: 3012

Summary: When Wilson tells House how much he spent on the Hammond organ he gifts him, House makes a mistake that will reveal their feelings for each other.

Higher Ground - by VictoriaAGrey - Rating: Teen and Up - Words: 3193

Summary: "What would you have done?"

The infarction was something they didn't talk about. Ever. Through mutual, unspoken agreement, they never talked about the intimate details of those hellish days and the year following it. It had made the silence between them jagged and hard for awhile, but those edges dulled over time. At least for Wilson they did.

"Please don't make me answer that."

household accidents - by ORiley42 - Rating: Explicit - Words: 3868

Summary: this fic's working title was "the hallway sex distraction" and that pretty much sums it up!

i thought the plane was going down (how'd you turn it back around?) - by dude_wheres_thepie - Rating: Not Rated - Words: 4269

Summary: Wilson shows up at House's place after Julie tells him she's been cheating on him.

say it back - by Ductie - Rating: General - Words: 6661

Summary: What if when House tells Wilson he loves him, Wilson says it back?

Well, naturally they turn to humor until “I love you”, “I love you too” becomes the most convoluted, gayest inside joke ever. And then of course they realize they mean it.

any way that you want me - by lohoron - Rating: Explicit - Words: 6737

Summary: Wilson scoffs, shaking his head. He rubs his forehead, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Ask Cuddy. Cameron. Anyone but me.”

“What part of boyfriend do you not understand? Unless Cuddy is secretly a tranny I'm not sure it’ll work,” House bites back, eyebrow cocked up.

“Why did you even tell them you have a boyfriend?! You're not gay!”

“How outdated. Wilson the homophobe! Come look for yourselves, folks! Wilson hates gay people and—”

A Not So Miserable Holiday - by JammiesDodger - Rating: General - Words: 6965

Summary: “Your parents threw your toys away?” House says it like he isn’t entirely familiar with parental mistreatment, although his dad never threw his toys away. Then again, his dad never let him have any toys in the first place.

Wilson nods, again, like he hadn't just admitted to something shattering, something that probably affects him every single day. Shit, House feels really bad now.

The Australian Maneuver - by ORiley42 - Rating: Mature - Words: 8836

Summary: Wilson and Chase take a different kind of revenge on House.

the escalated butt dial - by lohoron - Rating: Explicit - Words: 10104

Summary: He thinks it must be an accident. Because all he hears is shuffling and soft… clapping? He's about to hang up and laugh because House butt-dialed him while drunk when he hears it.

A very, very obviously sexual grunt. A moan, if more specific. Whatever. Not whatever. He can't really breathe right now, or think; call back later.

He wants to hang up. This is an invasion of privacy. This isn't okay. House butt-dialed him while masturbating, for fuck’s sake. And it's not like he wants to listen. Right? So. Just hang up.

Bait and Switch - by ORiley42 - Rating: Mature - Words: 10637

Summary: Wilson tricks House into participating in a bachelor auction to benefit the hospital.

hail mary - by ictus - Rating: Teen and Up - Words: 12850

Summary: House can't let go.

A Valuable Friend - by orphan_account - Rating: Explicit - Words: 25302

Summary: Wilson has been receiving mysterious late night phone calls. He'd rather House kept his nose out of it - but we all know how well that goes.

Series

on selfishness - by ORiley42 - Words: 19204 - 2 Parts (both Explicit)

[baconpncakes]

My dear friend @ratsalad tagged me to spell out my URL with song titles! I'm going to try to do the first song that comes to mind for each letter. Here we go!

Born Again by Saint Motel - youtube/spotify Almost Human by Aurelio Voltaire - youtube/spotify Clean Slate by The Mountain Goats - youtube/spotify Odds Are by Barenaked Ladies - youtube/spotify Nights Become Days by Frank Turner - youtube/spotify The Pitch by Paul Shapera - youtube/spotify Nothing Like You by Frightened Rabbit - youtube/spotify Call It What You Want by Foster the People - youtube/spotify Adelaide's Lament from Guys and Dolls - youtube/spotify King for a King by Will Varley - youtube/spotify Easier by The Crane Wives - youtube/spotify The Suspender Man by Steam Powered Giraffe - youtube/spotify

In return I shall tag @alanabloommd, @plangentia, @parseisflat, @superhell, and anyone else who wants to do this!

[ratsalad]

i'm sure this is true for literally anybody who uses social media, especially with the level of anonymity people on tumblr like to maintain, but the fact that i don't talk about large chunks of my life on here is so funny when i happen to think about it - what conclusions will my friends on the puter draw when they realize that ratsalad doesn't only think about good omens 24/7 but also spent the last week obsessively watching videos of modified vintage hearses. what then

[princelabia]

your blog (mobile) theme is supreme SO good

THANK U RATSALAD u have the best url on the site

[loverboybrightsideghost]

@ratsalad

alright, they got to me :)

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for my most dearest @cecefly <33

[theropoda]

top 5 birds top 5 horror movies top 5 bands!!!

ooohh all of these are impossible...but thats just cause im super indecisive and a lot of the things i love i love equally :) so consider this not a ranking but just 5 things i love from each category!

BIRDS:

pigeons :) i will fucking defend pigeons til my last breath. they're incredible. the place pigeons have in human civilization, in human history, is beautiful, we've loved them for so long and we have used them for so many purposes for so long it's depressing that most of society now regards them as vermin. but i'm happy to know that the ancient practice of pigeon keeping is still alive and kickin'....im waiting for the pigeon renaissance anyday now!!!

ALBATROSSES. what a wonderful group of birds. they're such incredible fliers, the way they just LOOK their wings are so big you can see it's a bit of a struggle for them to fit them neatly against their body like many smaller birds do, the way a pigeon or bushtit might fold its wings in a way that seamlessly blends in with the rest of their body albatrosses struggle with this it's charming and funny. and of COURSE. Who could forget their devotion to their partner and children and the courtship dances. my god.

CHICKENS. another bird whose relationship with humans is fascinating and beautiful. id love to have chickens one day!!!

KIWIS.....i honestly dont know much about them but they are just so cute and strange. i relate to them, pathetic (positive) creatures of the night...

SERIEMAS. what a metal bird. they are the closest living relative of terror birds!! and id say they should be called "terror" birds too if only for the horrific way they kill things: smashing prey like small mammals and lizards and snakes against a rock until they die. oof. also they absolutely got the "velociraptor claw thing" going on they literally have sickle claws.

THIS IS QUITE LONG. but thats just cause i cannot help but babble about birds. i wont do it for the other two cateories for the sake of keeping things short hsdkjghjsdk

horror movies:

SHIN GODZILLA!!! its nor a horror movie but it has horror Elements and it does a good job of making me feel unnerved. godzilla in this movie is truly horrific and unsettling

tetsuo the iron man!!

noroi the curse. it's been a while since i saw this movie but the first (and last) time i saw this movie it mad it very difficult to sleep LOL

the evil dead

alien

bands:

ghost :D

depeche mode

genesis!

oingo boingo

everything everything (it has been so long since i listened to them and their new stuff though)

[loverboybrightsideghost]

10, 13, 21 :)

10) what’s something you’re excited for?

i get to write an essay on les mis for my writing class ehehe

13) what’s your comfort food?

quiche makes everything better always. molletes also

21) if you could tell your past self one thing, what would it be?

there is always hope, and things do get better. holding onto hope is not easy and things don’t magically make themselves better, though. you do have to actively try to make things better for yourself and others, and to try your hardest to never lose sight of the good in the world, no matter how shitty things get. it is hard as fuck to do this, but you get better at it. and i don’t think it will ever be completely easy, but it gets a bit easier as time goes on.

from this ask game!

[4x4community]

2009 Grand Vitara roof bars

Forum: Suzuki Posted By: Ratsalad Post Time: 2024/11/02 at 09:20 PM http://dlvr.it/TFz3CD

[loverboybrightsideghost]

@johnmalevolent @ratsalad

[dijidweeeb]

Motivational Music in the Morning ... #BlackSabbath, #RatSalad ... from the album #Paranoid [Official 8 Track Collection] (1970) #MMitM1

[baconpncakes]

I was tagged by @tummyacheworld and @alanabloommd to do this game! Thank you both <3

Rules: Go to pinterest and look up [your name] core aesthetic and choose the first nine images to make a moodboard

WOW this is not me at all! It's so generic. I do like converse, books, and tea though! So all is not lost, I suppose

Idk who all has been tagged so I am going to say @plangentia, @optionaldude, @ratsalad, and anyone else who might want to do this!

[ratsalad]

anyway have this kagehina fic i wrote in 2016 and never posted until now