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my name is normal cisgender and you can hire me

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texts from jeeves

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ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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peak character design

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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Kissinger had an assistant named Lawrence Eagleburger, which is possibly the most American name conceivable.

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Done writing my smutty gay one-shot.

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I kill you

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kendrick lamar is proof that being a hater will get you far in life! never stop holding grudges! never back down!!

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“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

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Oh i get it now. I'm going crazy

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The sexiest man in the entire world is probably building a fence right now with no instagram account

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clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

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Sexual attraction is WILD. I'm demi, so this is the first time in my adult life I've felt it for someone with whom I'm not actively in a relationship. Y'all allos just live like this?