#rat boy troy

[eatmarcus]

my sweet boy (evil android with narcissistic personality disorder and mommy issues)

[angeltannis]

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Borderlands (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Gaige/Moze (Borderlands), Lorelei & Moze (Borderlands), Ava & Moze (Borderlands), Angel & Patricia Tannis, Gaige & Tyreen Calypso Characters: Moze (Borderlands), Gaige (Borderlands), Ava (Borderlands), Lorelei (Borderlands), Patricia Tannis, Angel (Borderlands), Lor (Borderlands), Tyreen Calypso, Troy Calypso Additional Tags: he/him transmasc Moze, they/them NB Ava, more character tags to be added - Freeform, Bodysharing, Canon-Typical Violence, Ava brings about horrors heretofore inconceivable, Gay Bowling Night, and other fun events sponsored by the Crimson Gayders Series: Part 4 of Iron Summary:

Since rejoining the Raiders a few months ago, Gaige has quickly learned how different things are nowadays. Sanctuary is falling apart, their Commander is a troublemaking teenager obsessed with the dark arts, and her dead best friend lives in the brain of the strangest member of their team. Thankfully, she's found companionship in the org's level-headed tactical advisor. Moze is everything Gaige isn't, and that's exactly what she needs to keep her grounded these days.

Unfortunately, returning to the Raiders means there's never a true day of peace. When Ava uses the magic of a stolen Xylourgos tome to blur the lines between life and death, old dangers resurface, and Gaige and Moze must contend with ghosts of the past both real and emotional.

[dubacheryking]

troy being a dumb little gayass motherfucker with a huge crush on billy and also wanting to be exactly like billy and looking up to billy in way that is embarassing to be witness to WHEN

[colerains]

🍖🥛 Wʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇᴀᴋ ᴍᴀʟᴇs ꜰᴀɪʟ, ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢ ᴍᴇɴ ᴀᴛᴛʀᴀᴄᴛ ʜɪɢʜ-ᴠᴀʟᴜᴇ ᴡᴏᴍᴇɴ 🥛🍖

Humanstuck AU (5/12): Equius Zahhak

Humanstuck Lore: So I thought a bit about this one… As much as I love a big bara build, canonically this man is a big blood bigot. I debated what I wanted to root his prejudice in. Like, does his 'hemophobia' best translate to homophobia, racism, or misogyny?

Then it hit me… Equius is totally a toxic gym bro!

If Eridan is the classic 'nice guy,' Equius is more of a red-pilled #AlphaMale. He's got his gallon jug of 'water' (𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵-𝘶𝘱 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘬 💀), his favorite podcast queued up (𝘈𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘸 𝘛𝘢𝘵𝘦 💀), and is a self proclaimed “social media role model.” (𝘈𝘒𝘈 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘥 💀)

He's a senior dating a freshman, and all of Nepeta's friends are concerned. She doesn't pay much attention to his masculinist monologues or gynocentrism grouses, but Equius is set on taming her wayward unlady like ways. (𝘎𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘭𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘣𝘳𝘰. 𝘚𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩...)

He's a self-described 'alpha male' and looks down on other men for being 'soy-boy beta males.'

I ended up going with this misogy-à-trois flavored bigotry because it fits with the whole 'gym rat' vibes. (Plus, ♐︎ is basically ♂) In the comic, one of Equius’ defining characteristics is his value of status, a sentiment echoed in the social hierarchy of the manosphere.

Also, here's a little bonus from my previous Nepeta illustration...

[iamnotshazam]

having a blorbo in greek mythology and epics is like the ancient world version of realizing the tv show had a different writer for the one episode your critter was wildly out of character and everyone is like "oh that's so them!" ??? did we watch the same show? helen of troy/sparta is a slut no wait she is a perfect woman no no she is a flawed human being no hold on she's a woman making her way in a man's world wait no she is the archetypal victim no wait-

not coincidentally i am reading madeline miller's the song of achilles for the first time and odysseus just showed up halfway through and odysseus'ed across the page so hard he made me fall in love with him all over again. achilles/patroclus is some foundational tragic queer romance, yeah i respect that, but odysseus. the laughing snake that tricks you into forgetting he is always ready to bite. my man

i bet he is a tricky character to write well but as long as he falls somewhere on the wile e. coyote <--> bugs bunny spectrum he is probably in character. because his character is to be tricksily varied. is he just a dude trying to get home? is he a larger than life hero? a rat bastard nobody can trust? the one male in hellas with a working brain who doesn't listen only to his dick or his overinflated ego? a wifeguy (positive)? a wifeguy (negative)? athena's special boy in this generation (telemachus and orestes wiping their noses on their blankets still)? or her latest mortal hackeysack, legs blurring in a looney tunes run between zany schemes, just a bit faster than the other doomed shmucks? all are intensely valid interpretations and go all the way back to homer 2800 years ago. incredible.

someone in the book is making fun of odysseus for bragging about how much he likes the ship, fresh from ithaca!! penelope modeled for the figurehead!!! he gets to see her while they're apart!!!! and that's why i set the book down for a minute. hgn. hdmahflshsk. odysseus sweetie pie i hope you still like it twenty years from now. the ghosts of my middle school english notes defining "dramatic irony" scream in ecstasy from the great beyond

[blahblahblees]

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[katurdayss]

Rewatched 1994 Interview with the Vampire last night, cuz Halloween, and kept thinking about that running meme of Louis de Point du Lac is the Helen of Troy of the Vampire Chronicles Universe because I had forgotten (GASP) how beautiful/gorgeous/baby girl Brad Pitt's Louis was.

I mean come on! Him in a sewer with rats with his hair wet? Damn right Lestat gave him a daughter right after. Covered in dirt and soot after being locked in a coffin and seeing Claudia's carbonized body crumble? Damn straight Armand kept his mouth shut on what the pretty boy was planning to just have a chance. Sometimes his hair would just fall a certain way?

Jacob Anderson? Don't get me started on his Louis. We all KNOW how beautiful that man can be. Multiple gifsets abound, I don't need to rehash how beautiful he looked in the Mardi Gras Party or just sitting in the streetcar, or how he'd get that soft look on his face?

30 years on the casting departments were all still in agreement. God damn.

*Side note, my dad was always convinced Pitt should of played Lestat in '94 but he could never figure out a replacement for Louis when I would press him on it

[johaerys-writes]

Awaiting those fem patrochilles headcanons like a dying rat. No pressure I would just love to hear about them in your style lol

Trust me anon I haven't forgotten about them!!! I can't stop thinking about them in fact afdgsh so here's a few HCs off the top of my head as a treat!

I've seen some folks around here calling fem!Patroclus Cleopatra (an inversion of Patroclus' name) so let's go with that! Achilles would be Achillea.

I like to imagine their story almost exactly as it would be in canon, the only thing changing would be them being girls and a couple things related to that. So Achillea is still destined for greatness and is the key to winning the Trojan War, Cleopatra was still sent to Phthia as a child because she accidentally killed a boy over dice. She probably wouldn't have been one of the suitors of Helen, but she would have still followed Achillea when she chose to go to Troy. Like canon Achilles and Patroclus, the two are openly affectionate with each other and it is a well known fact that their relationship is extremely close and somewhat exclusive (even though they’re still poly and sleep with other people, either separately or together). I haven't decided yet whether Achillea would have a child though, or with whom 🤔

Anyways, all that being said, I love thinking of Cleopatra as this big, buff lesbian that can bench press Achillea any day (and in fact does so, most days 🥵). Basically just think of them as that video of two girls in the gym where the one is doing hipthrusts while the other one is sitting on her lap, that's just 100% them 😩

Cleopatra is very good with her hands and she's basically the one everyone runs to for help fixing things, whether that's weaving or sewing or woodworking or horse harness/chariot repairs lol she does it all!! Meanwhile Achillea is the dreamy, creative one who has a great eye for art and fashion (and a great ear for music of course!)

Like canon Patroclus, Cleopatra is excellent with horses and has an army of doggos, she's the best huntress of the Achaean camp and has been able to tame even the wildest, most difficult stallions. Achillea has learnt a lot from her, even though she could never claim Cleopatra's expertise or her patience lol. She's way more adept at sailing, navigating and swimming (the two often go spearfishing together!)

Before the war, they both go to Skyros together to hide from the army, with Thetis' help. I love thinking that they stay there several months or maybe even years! They become besties with Deidameia and the other girls, and spend most days dancing, training, weaving, playing music, picking flowers and herbs in the woods, etc. It is so so idyllic.

When they finally get to Troy they are UNBEATABLE gosh just thinking of them going to battle together makes me feral!!! Braiding each other's hair in fierce, elaborate warrior braids and helping each other in their armour every morning, then riding their chariot to battle and slaughtering Trojans like nobody's business, true warrior QUEENS 😩 (they also do each other's war makeup before major battles, as a treat 😌)

This might be a little NSFW, but Cleopatra has the biggest, roundest boobas and the softest tummy and Achillea just loves lying on top of her after a long day, just using her gf's chest as a pillow while Cleopatra combs her fingers through her hair 🥹 Achillea has a more slender and sinewy build, almost androgynous, and has that uncanny whipcord strength that makes her a terror on the battlefield (but she still turns into the softest pile of mush when the two are alone hehe....)

They are the BIGGEST gossips and will just stay up late into the night talking about this or that person and laughing until they're dizzy 😂 they're usually the first to know whatever’s going down in the camp, and if they don't, Ajax and Antilochus are there to spill the tea (Briseis often joins them with her own gossip and stories, just picture the three of them chatting idly for hours on end while they repair armour or sew and embroider new dresses and cloaks etc)

That's it for now!! I'll be sure to revisit this if I think of more 👀

[visual-freak]

Okokok so this is not what I would usually post but I need to get this off my chest cause I’ve been going in a Lab Rats SPIRAL

One thing that makes Douglas’s androids more superior to Giselles androids is the fact that his can withstand being in water.

I’m not sure if this was mentioned in the show but I was thinking about it just now how Troy got defeated by having contact in water

But for Marcus, he spent his entire life believing he was a real and normal teenage boy. Which means he did normal teenage boy stuff right?!?! Like for example:shower, wash his hands, eat and drink things (he literally said he and Douglas have pizza nights) so obviously Douglas would make him water proof in order to feed into the lie that he was a “real boy”

Anywayyyyy. That’s all I have to say😘 toodles

[rowdyhughesy]

Don’t run away, not now - Trevor Zegras

“ I’m burnt out, shit I need some rest. But how can I escape you if you’re in my head? “

- chase atlantic

requested: no

wc: 870

song fic inspired by This is what a broken heart feels like by Marina Lin

You gave it all away

Didn’t even let me in

You gave the worst goodbye

And people ask me how I've been

I wished relationships would come with a trailer, that you could watch it before you fall in love and decide if you wanted to continue. That if the impending heartache that could follow is truly worth it. If those two years filled with kisses on Saturday mornings, the smell of burning toast coming from the kitchen, warm fingertips drawing invisible shapes across my back in the early hours.

The fights when neither of us want to admit we've been wrong, when Trevor threw dirty laundry on the bathroom floor or forgot to put the dishes away.

Or when I let my insecurities become an obstacle I had problems crossing on my own. He would be there with a smile so big the ends of his eyelashes kissed the apples of his cheeks. Soft pink lips placing butterfly light kisses on my temple. Whispering how I was the most beautiful thing he's ever laid his eyes on.

How I wish I could've seen the trailer and been prepared for the ending. Saved myself the numbing ache that followed when I walked inside that door. Trevors facial expression void of any emotion as he breaks my heart into a million tiny glass pieces. 'I don't think it's working out.' Echoing inside my skull every damn time someone asks me how I'm holding up.

Replaying like a broken record that won't stop no matter how much I scream or cry. Palms pressed over my ears crying for it to shut up. Begging for silence. If only for a second

Friday nights got me feeling lonely

Saturdays are when the bottles empty

Why'd you have to leave me?

Dani strokes a comforting hand over the top of my head. Trying to smooth out the tangled rats ness I call hair her other arm wrapped around my body, cuddling me close to her side. Mumbling words of encouragement in my ear as I press my cheek closer to her chest. Hot tears wetting my skin as they run down, leaving small dark splotches on her sweater in their wake.

Throat sore from the cries of a broken heart I’ve been letting out for the past couple of hours.

It’s been two months since Trevor left but the tears still haven’t run dry. Every day there’s new ones along with the clenching feeling in my ribcage. It’s like someone has a tight grip on my heart and slowly but surely the grip becomes tighter and tighter. Squeezing with everything it has until the pain is all I can feel. Until it’s all that’s left.

‘Why did he have to leave Dani? What did I do wrong?’ Voice cracking as another wave of tears bubbles up. Eyes bloodshot, glassy from yet unshed tears and eyelashes clumped together.

‘You didn’t do anything wrong honey you did absolutely nothing. Do you hear me? This is not on you.’ Dani rests her chin on my head. Hand having left it’s previous position in my hair so both her arms are now cradling me close.

Small drops of her own tears that’s managed to slip out landing on my head. Troy gives her a sad smile from his place on the armchair across the coffee table. Trying to hold back all his frustration at his teammate for leaving someone so hurt and broken. For hurting a girl he’s considered as his little sister for two years.

But all he and Dani can do is be a shoulder to lean on and someone to confide in as the girl tries to get over the boy who left without warning.

Don't leave me

Don't leave me

Don't leave me

It’s hard to explain the feeling that crawls up your chest when you come across your ex boyfriends Instagram post. To see those light blue eyes and big smile that used to make your body tingle, lips twitching up at the corners and heart feel like it doubles in size.

Just that this time it’s shards of glass ripping through my skin and into my bones. Tears pricking at my waterline and breath getting knocked out of my lungs. Whole body deflating when I notice the pretty girl standing with her arms wrapped around his middle and kiss pressed to his cheek.

Love you to the moon and to Saturn typed underneath.

And the realisation that he’s never coming back crashing over me like a building being torn down. Rubble and dirt all that’s left behind along with my heart.

Flashes of a face red from crying as I beg for him to not leave, tell me what I could do to make him stay. Without even knowing that he’d been one foot out the door the whole time.

Heart already belonging to someone else. That I was the obstacle he had to get over to be with someone new, someone that would never be me. Not ever again.

[nhularin]

FAVORITE CRIME

PAIRING theater kid! sunoo x theater kid! reader GENRE highschool AU, theater partner to friends to strangers, angst no comfort WARNINGS insecurities, this is probably the worst fic ive ever written im sorry, barely proofread WC 1.3k series masterlist

January 25th, 2008

D-29

"set, action!"

" i am afraid" you whispered loudly enough, face mirroring that of your character.

"it's i am NOT afraid, not im afraid. IN POSITION!" the obnoxious voice of Kim Gyuvin echoed through the empty theater hall

as the bright stage lights illuminated the auditorium, the air buzzed with anticipation and exhaustion. It was the third rehearsal of your schools rendition of "highschool musical," and the leads, sunoo as troy (which was a strange combination if you had to admit) and you, although a complete newbie in acting, as gabriella. it was not long till your work of art was about to take the stage.

you looked at your partner, eyes filled with guilt as you sighed "im sorry, not my day" he only laughed and gave you a sympathetic smile "its okay, gyuvin is just being an ass today because mr Kim didnt like his freestyle presentation of macbeth" sunoo shook his head " he rapped, yn, rapped the damn play out" you both giggled, finding fondness in the silly actions of your director (you honestly dont know why he was chosen"

"Hey! silence! and get into position!" the boy of your talk yelled, looking at them with his best stern face but ended up looking like a butthurt child. gyuvin pointed at sunghoon and heeseung, who both wore a bored expression on their face "rat 01 and rat 02, lighting!"

D-13

throughout the entire rehearsal process, sunno had been nothing short of a perfect scene partner. he was kind, supportive, funny and always there to lend a helping hand to your clumsy self. you couldn't help but feel , call yourself delusional, a deep connection growing between you two that went beyond the boundaries of the childish, superficial relationship of troy and gabriella.

He would leave post-it notes on your locker, filled with kind words and reminders of your talent. yoy would find them every morning, a small burst of positivity to start your day.

but it didn't stop there. the golden boy would often leave juice bottles on your desk, knowing how important it was for yoy to take care of your voice. sunoo would write silly little notes in class as well, reminding you to stay hydrated and take breaks when needed.

D-10

their rehearsals were filled with laughter and shared dreams. sunoos enthusiasm was infectious, and you found yourself falling foolishly deeper into the role of gabriella with each passing day. you admired his dedication and his ability to bring out the best in the team's performance.

as the days turned into weeks, you began to feel a connection with sunoo that went beyond your characters and your delusions. sparks flew, an unspoken understanding that seemed to blossom between you. your interactions became more personal, your conversations filled with warmth and vulnerability.

one evening, after a particularly exhausting rehearsal, he had walked you home despite his route from school being in the opposite direction, your footsteps echoing through the quiet streets. you talked and talked, about the magic of theater and the scary future after highschool. it was in that moment, bathed in the soft glow of streetlights, that you felt your heart skip a beat.

D-5

But as the premiere of the play approached, something changed. Sunoo's smiles became fewer and further between, his once cheerful demeanor replaced with a distant look in his eyes. Confused and hurt, you tried to reach out, to understand what was happening, but he began to withdraw

He would avoid eye contact, brush off your attempts at conversation, and disappear without explanation. your heart ached with every rejection, the pain of his sudden indifference growing with each passing day.

D-1

On the night of the performance, your heart sank as you noticed sunoos cold stare from across the stage. the chemistry you had worked so hard to build was replaced by an icy tension backstage. every line, every touch felt forced, lacking the authenticity you had once shared.

After the final bow, you searched for answers, desperate to understand what had caused this sudden change. But Sunoo continued to ignore you in the hallways, as if you were a mere stranger he had never met. The reader's heart shattered into a million pieces, unable to comprehend the pain of being cast aside so abruptly.

- D-13

days turned into weeks, and your anguish only deepened. sunoos silence was deafening, and the unanswered questions tormented you every waking moment. was it all just an act? had your connection been nothing more than an illusion?

one evening, as you sat alone in your house, your parents nowhere to be seen, contemplating the shattered remnants of what once was, you spotted a note tucked beneath your door. It was a familiar sight - a post it note, just like the ones the boy who unknowingly broke your heart used to send you. with trembling hands, you unfolded the note and read the words that lay before you: "I'm sorry."

confusion mingled with hope as your heart skipped a beat. without hesitation, you rushed outside to your front yard, determined to uncover the truth of his silence. as you rounded the corner to your treehouse, there he stood, anxiously awaiting your arrival. the look in his eyes was something you have never seen before, the cheerful boy from school now looked disheveled and broken and you could see the weight of regret pressing upon his shoulders.

"I didn't mean to hurt you," sunoo exclaimed, his voice filled with remorse and something you couldn't decipher. "I thought it would be easier this way, but I was wrong. at first, i only befriended you in sake of the play, but you kept plaguing my mind at every waking hour. so i tried to distance myself to focus on our performance."

tears welled up in your eyes as the truth washed over you. sunoos actions were not born out of cruelty, but rather out of fear and self preservation. in his attempt to protect his own heart, he unknowingly shattered yours.

with a trembling voice, you spoke up "i get that" your voice cracked "i really do, but you could've talked to me before completely ignoring my presence. you weren't the only main character in this play. and do you know what's the most important thing in theater? communication. please dont push me away, youre important to me"

in that moment, the barriers between you began to crumble. walls of misunderstanding and pain came crashing down, revealing the raw vulnerability that lay beneath. And just like the tragic love story they had once portrayed on stage, Sunoo and you found yourselves in front of each other, heart more broken than the other's

"im sorry, yn"

and he left, with your heart in his hand

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[cxhleel108]

LITG S8 Thots for this week: What a great day!

• Girl this compatibility test kinda made no sense like I’m just answering questions that so obviously correlate to Oakley or Shawn what is the point???😭

• And what guy would that be exactly?…

• Oakley being most compatible with me AHA! y’all are never tearing us apart idgaf😛

• She’s so me like why I’m kinda in love with her.

• Outfit time un!

• Ok um…roaring twenties!

• This is so Emel coded. Aw I kinda miss her a lil.

• That poem chile…Max you gotta go😭😭😭

• Claudia toying with Liam and Max lame asses ughh that’s my muva DOWN.

• Team Shawn and Kyle actually cuz Liam and Max fucking suck omg. Also yes Kyle romancers you’ve converted me a little bit, he’s cute.

• Pushing Liam in the pool wasn’t enough tbh like he needs to drown I’m sorry.

• “I can’t stop thinking about last night” You mean when I kicked you out and slept alone Shawn? Ok.

• Bro this same shit happened last season what the fuck did I need to put on a dress for just to go speak to niggas??? Fusebox will do anything for a bag😭

• Anyways, outfit time deux!

• Werk!

• Great! Now I have to deal with Liam for the rest of the season🙂

• Being forced to bring a boy back is actually so dumb. What is he gonna be there for other than to watch me ride Oakley’s dick constantly?

• As she should! Let’s not act like Theo wouldn’t JUMP at the chance to taste this coochie if I let him, please.

• Me just having the option to leave Shawn behind back at the Villa god I feel so bad. I still did it tho😛

• AHHHHH EXACTLY BOO EXACTLYYYYYY!!!

• PFFFFFFTTTTT BE FOR REAL BRUH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

• BAD BITCH PARTY OF ONE! BAD BITCH PARTY OF ONE YOUR TABLE IS READY!

• I’m sorry but-

• So glad I get to let Shawn know right away that I’m a girl on a mission and he’s just gonna have to be okay with that.

• Bitch don’t make my girl already have to slide yo ass after being back for three minutes.

• The daybeds chat ughhkdkdksns just give him back to me already like y’all keep playing with me!

• Ok first off, I looooove Hazel already she’s so cutesy and fun and girlypop. Second off, I really don’t give a fuck what happened while I was gone cuz at the end of the day…Sienna is NOT badder than me…like at all.

• Outfit time trois!

• Cheetah print so I can show this ho just how fast I can reclaim my man oh exactly!

• Bea sis I love you but you can’t be mad at Liam for being an ignorant fool when you brought said ignorant fool in here like…

• Ooo wait this different scenario options for different LIs gave me Choices tease for a second…why they can’t do this more often???

• This shit had me giggling and kicking my feet god I love this man.

• Hazel and Hari are lowkey goals I love this.

• LMAOOOOOOO LAME ASS🫵🏽🤣

• Uhhhh Luna don’t be mad just cuz I got the attention of four niggas in here and you only got the attention of one. We may have made up but TRUST I got enough smoke for you and Sienna!

• Everybody just watched Oakley and I share this romantic ass, dramatic ass, chick flick ass kiss but they still gon act like there’s a chance I want somebody else I hate it here.

• Course it was Liam that started the big blow up.

• How dare y’all assume I’d rat my bestie Claudia out omg?

• Them bringing my name up in that argument between Theo and Claudia just for it to not even mean anything…like I said earlier anything for a fucking bag.

• You’re telling me Jin and Luna were actually able to end their pointless arguement in a time frame of under two minutes this time? Wow shit really is changing around here.

• AHHHHH YOU MAD🫵🏽😝

• Oh brother can we just tell Oakley that we’d never cheat on him and get to fucking already jesus why do we have to wait for that AGAIN???

[starkdirewolflove]

House of the Dragon

Aemond and Criston as buddies and co conspirators is like an anti-bromance. It’s like Criston’s toxic personality is seriously rubbing off on Aemond. I wonder how Aemond would feel if he knew his bestie was fucking his mother. Criston still bitter over Rhaenyra rejecting him like 20 years ago and saying she’s poisoned Alicent’s mind from when they used to be friends and that’s why she keeps trying to sue for peace, get over yourself mate. Otto comes in to break up their plotting session and try to get Aemond back under his thumb by criticising Aegon and praising Aemond (Otto Hightower parenting 101).

Poor Jace arrives back to Dragonstone as the dutiful heir to report he’s won the loyalty and swords of the Vale and the North for his queen but Rhaenyra lets him break down and just be her son as they cry for Luke. They hold a memorial for Luke since there is no body to burn and Jace holds young Joffrey as the put keepsakes into the flames. While in Kingslanding Alicent is at the sept lighting candles for her dead husband, her murdered handmaiden and Prince Lucerys.

Daemon has snuck into the city under cover of darkness to recruit Blood and Cheese on Mysaria’s recommendation. They’re to sneak into the castle and kill Prince Aemond “he has silver hair and one eye. Shouldn’t be hard to find.” I was a bit disappointed with these two, they were more like Pinkie and the Brain (minus the brains) than two cunning killers. They sneak into the castle past a drunken Aegon and his entourage of lickspittles trying to come up with an epithet for him. The ratcatcher doesn’t actually know where he’s going since he doesn’t usually go up to the royal apartments but they happen upon Helaena putting the twins to bed. Blood seems hesitant about killing a child but not for long, Helaena tries to bargain with them but it’s “a son for a son.” So she points to the sleeping Jahaerys who wakes up as they start hacking his head off so she grabs her daughter and runs to her mother’s room, who happens to be in the middle of riding the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. As they cover themselves up Alicent asks what happened and Helaena says “they killed the boy.”

Strong start to the season, they’ve hit the ground running and it’s only gonna pick up from here. I thought the Blood and Cheese part was gonna be worse than it was, that was kind of meh but the aftermath will probably be greater. I wonder how Criston is gonna be excused for the kings heir being killed under his command of the kingsguard. Like why were there no guards at all patrolling that part of the castle?

Otto is gonna get the boot as Hand very soon by the looks of things and Aegon is gonna make some blunders in his pursuit of vengeance. Helaena seems to have the tragedy of Cassandra of Troy in that she can see all the doom that’s about to befall her family but be unable to do anything about it, she said at the start of the episode that she was afraid of the rats. She knew this was coming.

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Les virelangues

Seize chaises sèchent - Sixteen chairs are drying

Le petit chat chassait les souris qui sont sous les coussins - The little cat chased the mice that are under the cushions

Didon dîna dit-t-on du dos dodu d’un dodu dindon - Dido dined, or so they say, on the plump back of a plump turkey 

Si six scies scient six cyprès, six scies scient six cyprès - If six saws saw six cypresses, six saws saw six cypresses

Choisis 600 chouchous et si ces 600 chouchous sont chouettes, choisis-en 600 autres - Choose 600 scrunchies and if those 600 scrunchies are nice, choose 600 more

Piano, panier, panier, piano - piano, basket, basket, piano

Un pâtissier qui pâtissait chez un tapissier qui tapissait, demanda un jour au tapissier qui tapissait : vaut-il mieux pâtisser chez un tapissier qui tapisse ou tapisser chez un pâtissier qui pâtisse ? - A pastry chef who was baking at an upholsterer who upholstered's once asked the upholsterer who upholstered: Is it better to bake for an upholsterer who upholders or to uphold for a pastry chef who bakes?

Les chaussettes de l'archiduchesse sont-elles sèches ou archisèches ? - Are the archduchess's socks dry or very dry?

Tu t'entêtes à tout tenter, tu t'uses et tu te tues à tant t'entêter - You persist in trying everything, you wear yourself out and kill yourself by being so stubborn

Trois ogres ocre griment trois autres ogres d’encre ocre - Three ochre ogres scratch three other ogres with ochre ink

Trois tristes tigres trônaient dans un arbre qui trônait au milieu d'un trianon - Three sad tigers were seated in a tree that was seated in the middle of a trianon

Ah ! pourquoi Pépita, sans répit, m'épies-tu ? Dans les bois Pépita, pourquoi te tapis-tu ? Tu m'épies sans pitié, c'est piteux de m'épier ! - Ah, why do you spy on me, Pepita, without respite? In the woods, Pepita, why do you lurk? You spy on me without mercy, it's pitiful to spy on me!

Un chasseur sachant chasser sans son chien est un chasseur qui chasse sans chien mais qui chasse quand même - A hunter who knows how to hunt without his dog is a hunter who hunts without a dog but who still hunts

Si vous voulez vous venger, rendez-vous vite - If you want to get revenge, surrender quickly

Douze douches douces - Twelve sweet showers

Je veux et j'exige les joyaux de ces jolis et joyeux oiseaux jasant - I want and demand the gems of these pretty and cheerful chattering birds 

Étant sorti sans parapluie, il m'eût plus plu qu'il plût plus tôt - Having gone out without an umbrella, I would have liked it better if it had rained earlier

Satan montant des cendres s’attend à descendre mon thé. Sentant mon thé, je monte. Satan m’entendant monter, redescend cendres et mon thé, mais Satan s’étend, et cendres et mon thé descendent - Satan rising from the ashes expects to down my tea. Smelling my tea, I go upstairs. Satan hearing me coming upstairs, brings down ashes and my tea, but Satan extends, and ashes and my tea come down

Fait faire à Fabien fourbe et fautif force farces fausses et fantasques - Makes the deceitful and faulty Fabien play many false and fantastic pranks

Le cri du cygne qui crissait dans le cristal des cris d'oiseaux qui crissaient - The cry of the swan that was screeching in the crystal of the cries of birds that were screeching

Seize jacinthes jaunes sèchent dans seize sachets sales - Sixteen yellow hyacinths are drying in sixteen dirty bags

Un généreux déjeuner régénérerait des généraux dégénérés - A generous lunch would regenerate degenerate generals

Le chaton qui chassait le chat qui chassait la souris qui chassait le rat qui mangeait du fromage - The kitten who chased the cat who chased the mouse who chased the rat who ate cheese

Movie: Les demoiselle de Rochefort - Jacques Demy, 1967

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First attempt ever at drawing Troy Calypso. No, his tattoos aren't finished, but they piss me off🥲

My favorite sewer rat, he was such a sweet boy as a kid, Tyreens a bad influence. Least he's hot</3

P.S, why did nobody warn me how hard translating the borderlands style would be😭

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“I’m not sure I’m auditioning for the musical this year. You know… ‘once a skate rat, right?’”

So I’ve been rewatching the show to prep for s4 and I’ve been thinking a lot about how Ricky doesn’t skate anymore. I think Ricky transitioning into a theater kid is his way of showing he’s changed/chose gina.

A) Nini gets him a skateboard for Christmas. He tears up over this saying this is the first gift his mom ever got him. Nini has known him the longest, so it would make sense she would get him the gift she’s always known him for.

-when I was in high school I was obsessed with pandas. But as I got older I grew out of them. Those who don’t spend time around me or see that I’ve changed, still think I’m obsessed with them to this day. Years later. It’s not that I hate them by any means, I’ve just… outgrown them (sound familiar? Ricky’s ily speech *cough*)

B) Ricky makes the comment I titled this in when he says he’s thinking about not doing the show. Since Nini’s not in it and he’s reverting back to his old self, it makes sense for him to stay the same. Be a skate rat.

C) (and what I believe might be the biggest hint of all) I found it peculiar the dialogue around using Ricky’s skateboards to create the beast changing-machine. First, his skateboards aren’t at his house… they’re at reds. Wouldn’t he want to keep them closer? Second, he doesn’t even seem bothered when EJ asks red if he can use one (because red kind of covers that they’re his). Ricky turns around and I believe EJ is holding Nini’s skateboard to him, but Ricky must have added a checker pattern to the bottom. Ricky’s just like “yeah I can stay all night and help [throw away the skateboard lol]”

-smushed between this scene and the next with the boys is where Nini finds out about the chocolates. Kind of an interesting placement where Ricky’s feelings are starting to transition here and Nini is realizing there might be more going on

-the next scene Ricky is literally sitting on a CHANGING MECHANISM (please see the metaphor!!) that contains the skateboard. He’s using his past self to create his new self. This same scene is where they’re first talking about EJ’s feelings for Nini but then Carlos makes the co-choreographer comment and RICKY goes, “wait Gina?” Then we get the zoom in on Ricky’s face when Carlos is like “just because it didn’t work out with the first girl, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t take the next that comes along”. Interesting for both EJ and Ricky this works with the same girls.

-not to mention this episode is literally called “the transformation”… also symbolic of Ricky.

D) since Nini has been out of the picture has Ricky mentioned skating once? Mentioned Nini? Nope. At least, he wasn’t the first who did. It was other people bringing her up to him. And only in the last episode of s3.

I miss skate rat ricky™️ sometimes too, but I also think his movement toward theater/gina has been very intentional on Tim’s part. Skating was a private thing, the old him. But theater is a community, “family” as he puts it. I could see him pulling a Troy and maybe finding someway to do both (going to college for theater and skateboarding to his classes? lol) but I don’t know that it will be addressed last season.

Maybe he’ll ride his board to Gina’s house.

(Also the gif came from google, so feel free to credit if you know who it belongs to!)