#rashidmand

[pippingender]

[this-world-of-beautiful-monsters]

hc that Armand knew who real Rashid was working for the whole time, he'd just never had the chance to study a real live Talamasca agent up close and personal and couldn't eat him until all his experiments were conducted. before Daniel showed up Armand and Rashid used to spend their days studying each other while Louis was asleep.

[pickingbelovedoffthesofa]

At work doodlin’ DM instead of workin’

The thought bubble in the first one says “This martini is a little too good. Is Rashid wearing lingerie? Pretty sure I saw that exact set on the SavagexFenty runway last year. Damn…”

[prttynrgnl]

not malik introduction scene being the stepping stone for both armand malik and rashidmand( ship not the tits out assistant) ship for me

[carveredlunds]

ASSAD ZAMAN as RASHID / ARMAND in INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SEASON 1 EPISODE 4: THE RUTHLESS PURSUIT OF BLOOD WITH ALL OF A CHILD'S DEMANDING

[mugentakeda]

pov you just made the first male yanderes wife upset

[divorceblogger]

I have every illness because I haven’t rashidposted in a while

[edwardashley]

every day i think abt a scenario of Rashid!Armand “servicing” Daniel but the ppl of ao3 arent h*rny enough i guess!!! I have needs!!!! 😭😭😭

[vi0lentquiche]

ok so the plan is, first I carefully remove those glasses from his face with my teeth, and then snap them in half like so

then I chew his face off his skull like so

then I enter a fugue state and eventually am found crouching in a corner, growling, having somehow managed to fit both his ankles into my mouth

now, I don’t know if the ankles are still attached to his legs and if the legs are still attached to his body, I’m unclear on that item, but I’m leaning towards they still are, and probably his face has also regrown back at that point

[this-world-of-beautiful-monsters]

random thought but. Real Rashid probably knew about Arun and Amadeo right. he would have been given Armand's file before the mission. what if you were a minion for the monster and fed it your own kind and watched it wear your name like a suit just because it could, but you also knew all about the bad things that happened to it when it was small and probably had a clearer understanding of its history than it did. like what does all that even feel like.

[lesbians4armand]

i still think daniel should have fucked rashidmand. it was so crazy how much he wanted to and it would have made everything worse. 10/10 should have happened

[prttynrgnl]

do y'all think talamasca agents tease tf out of real rashid for his not at all subtle crush on armand especially when armand dressed up as him of all people and put on those slutty thin V necks

[per11winkle]

rashidmand u always on my mind

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

i wish you guys could see the devil’s minion amv i’m making in my head to this song right now

[gimpwithoutorgans]

loumandaniel dubai threesome with rashidmand. thots?

It’s too hot to think about 🥵. I might pass out 🫠.

After a long interview day, Rashidmand is a little more mouthy towards Daniel than usual. Louis, amused by the constant antagonistic flirting that’s been going on between them, tells him to apologize to Daniel…on his knees.

They’re passing Armand back and forth like a blunt tbh.

Daniel fucking the shit out of Rashidmand while looking at Louis the whole time. Wishing Louis was fucking him…

Louis whispering to Rashidmand “Show him what a good boy you can be for me” before telling him to suck Daniel off.

I have much much more to say but at the risk of being thrown into horny jail.. I’ll leave it here lol

[asthedeathoflight]

Fanfic Friday!!!!

Thank you to @oldbutchdaniel for coming up with this idea it's very delightful. Also I stole the formatting from @byooregard 's post so shoutout to them

Open Eyes and Behind Your Teeth by Tisiphones, E, 12.5k, ongoing

It wasn't fascinating, the way the boy didn't know whether to lean into the touch or away from it, confused by the comfort and the pain it offered in equal measures. It wasn't. Armand could do the same thing — did do the same thing, whenever Louis deigned to touch him at all — and Louis still thought he was boring. It couldn't be this that had captivated him. But that didn't mean it wasn't fun. --- Armand weighs the pros and cons of dog ownership. Episode 2x05 puppyplay but fucked up style. Featuring Armand having sensory difficulties and Daniel desperately trying not to be into this, like, sexually.

Different for Vampires by Ariaste, M, 49k, ongoing

Daniel Molloy: Professionally Sassing Vampires Since 1973. *** “And you say that Armand was…” Daniel checked his notepad. “Telling you all this via the medium of song and choreographed dance. And, I quote, ‘in black and white, a la Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers.’” “Well,” said Lestat with an expansive gesture. “Figuratively.” Daniel gripped his patience with both hands, but that didn’t seem to help much. Extremely fun fic about Daniel's adventures in vampirism post-everything. Includes some really great vampire instinct shenanigans re: fledglings and makers.

The Mind is a Wilderness by Celestialskiff, M/E, 21k, ongoing series

Essentially, this fic is Louis saying, “I’ll take care of you. It’s rotten work. Especially to me, especially if it’s you. I’ll fucking do it, but Christ Alive.” Set post S02: Louis finds Armand. Very very very good post s2 loumand series featuring Armand's various struggles with age regression and dissociation and Louis doing his best to take care of him.

A Memo From Human Resources by Nestorius, G, 2.5k, complete

The pitfalls of having a vampire boss. I've already recced this fic on here but y'all are gonna hear about it again. Rashidmand character study written before 1x03 came out. So good it made me suddenly wish Rashid wasn't Armand because jesus christ, guys. I will be thinking about this nonexistent guy for the rest of my life.

Thank you for listening. I'm imagining that we are all set up at little booths like a science fair presenting about our fics